ive had enough, i cant keep living like this. All i do every day is browse this shitty website hoping for another obsession to keep me going, but it never happens. I think im going to off myself /mlp/, trips gets to pick how. Also post sexy ponies for my last fap
>>30105791
Don't do it
>>30105791
Please stay I luv u
>>30105797
>>30106010
you guys really must not understand... atleast post some pics
>>30105791
>>30106021
go play out in traffic, faggot
here's a cute pony, too, queer
>>30105791
see you in a week.
>>30106062
I agree. If you're going to off yourself, at least do it by getting trampled by horses after you tried fucking them.
>>30105791
>doesn't want to see the movie
>doesn't want to see G5
>doesn't want to see how VR turns out and if you'll be able to fuck your waifu in the next 30years
Yeah, I guess you could kill yourself at this point.
>>30106062
my dick says more.
Where might such pics be obtained?
>>30105791
Last time I posted escape bag instructions and a genuine advice I got b&. You deal with this.
>>30107059
Yep mods ban for suicide shit now.
>>30105791
>but it never happens
Maybe if you haven't put so much in a shitty show maybe this wouldn't of happen.
>going to off yourself
You going to stream it? Someone hurry up and get trips befire I leave for work.
>trips gets to pick how
Shoot your brains out in front of Hasbro HQ with a suicide note saying "ponies caused this."
>>30105791
Rolling for old age
>>30105791
death by cop, stage a crime and get an officer to shoot you
>>30105791
Now for real. If you really want to end it>implying death is the endI would recommend you to jump off a cliffBeachy Heador overdose yourself with heroin or any other drug that can be overdosed.
>Why
You either get faint and die fast in beautiful cold water or get so high, numb and euphoric that you won't even understand what's going on.
But before doing that I highly recommend you to try psychedelics such as lsd, mdma, dmt and Psilocybin mushroom, they will make you look at your life and the world around you from a whole new angle, maybe you will want to live a life once more.
>>30105791
>delete posts advocating suicide
>don't delete the attention whoring 'help me an hero' thread it's self
stupid modcucks
Slap yourself silly with a fly swatter until you stop moving
Drop an anvil on your head
>>30107411
Not OP but how do I drug in a kindergarten of a country like Norway?
>>30107342
That's how it should be.
>>30105791
Choke on a blindbag.
Jack off so hard that you rip off your dick and you cum a fountain of blood through which you bleed out
>>30107351
At first I read
>death by clop
>>30107555
w-winrar...?
>>30107503
Darknet was created on purpose. Or you can just trip to Amsterdam and buy it from every creep or hippie looking dude.
>>30107532
this
Ok then. See you tomorrow, OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKMfXkMTdug
Stop bumping this thread.
OP obviously dead by now and how do think his parents will feel when they check his browserhistory and notice their son was a shitposter?
Let his parents clean out his room in peace. They have it hard as it is trying to rent out a free room with cumstains in the carpet.
>>30107342
Reroll
>>30105791
die of laughter
>>30107555
OP must die of excessive clopping
inb4 >excessive
>>30107682
A thoughtful son would put in a "room4rent" ad in the papers instead of a suicide note at 4chan.
>>30105791
>fishing for recommendations for pony withdrawal
Okay fine I'll spoonfeed.
Steven Universe
Star VS The Forces of Evil
Gravity Fallls
Adventure Time
Mystery Inc.
El Goonish Shive
Overlord
Undertale
If none of these can grab your attention for a while you're truly a lost cause.
>>30108368
>SU
>Undertale
>>30108399
>I hate things because they are popular: the post
If I get trips I suggest the merciful option. Helium bag.
>>30108368
>hating on AT, SU and GF
what?
>>30108399
Undermeme is a decent game and a breath of fresh air. I feel like many people how are hating on it haven't tried it and just play along with the meme.
>>30108424
>>30108430
Hello, /co/
Good bye, /co/
>>30108461
Uhm.
Hello /b/? Good bye /b/.
>>30108455
It's a meme at this point.
>>30105791
Fuck off Atention Whore.
Spam gay horsies