>A Completely, 100%, normal pony.
Thingpone Thread
https://pastebin.com/2414Qypj
Last Thingpone thread died, there was a cool writefag. This is his pastebin.
>10
Ok people if we're going to brute force these threads can we at least get some variation in the op image? I mean christ this isn't the sun-day thread.
Thing pony is the most moral of the the ponies
Thing-a-majigs can't die!
The Thing needs to be burned, you people are seriously fucked.
>>30107689
>>30108660
>>30109202
Help by bumping and posting stuff.
I need to build a Thingpone folder. What y'all got?
Faggots like you make me hate this place.
Two thing pones
>>30111668
Technically one thingpone is near countless thingpones because each cell within thingpone is a separate entity
>>30111713And each individual cell loves you.
Monster girl fetishists fuck off to >>>/d/ where you belong. Or just fuck off entirely.
>>30112355
You fuck off to /lgbt/, faggot
>>30113686
>>30112355
But it's PONY monsters.
>>30111668
>Another hard day at work
>Shitposting, lurking, and being a faggot
>You were happy to come home and enjoy coffee
>You got your coffee and went to your bedroom to browse 4chan
>For some reason it always reminded you of your job
>You find Thingpone on your bed
Not now Thing we already fucked the last 3 days.
>She just smiled and giggled
>You don't trust that giggle
>"Oh anon, this isn't about that. it's about something better!"
>That only scares you more
OK, what is it?
>As you finish that sentence you hear hoof steps behind you
>You rolled your eyes thinking it's one of her body parts and she's pulling a prank
>When you turned around, you didn't see a single body part
>There was a whole pony there
>It looked like Thing's pony form, but had an aura of shitpost about it
>You stare at it for a few seconds, unsure what to say
>You then slowly turn to thing, taking a sip of your coffee
...what the fuck is that Thing?
>She smiles brightly and spreads her hooves apart
>"This is Thingaling, your new daughter!"
>...
>You look back at, "Thingaling", as she named it
>It took a while, but you managed to see some fleshy tentacles move around her body
>...
>You take another sip of your coffee before turning back to Thing
So who's the mother?
>Your voice rings with sarcasm
>She still didn't understand sarcasm
>"Me silly! She's our child!"
>You take yet another sip of coffee before looking at Thingaling
>She just smiles adorably at you
>...
>Fuck...
>>30114747
>an aura of shitpost
Kek
>>30112355
>Automatically believes that liking Thingpone is a fetish
Dirty, dirty child, get off of 4chan, you're not old enough to be here.
>>30114747
>>30111668
>>30114747
>Demand a paternity test.
"It's Maury Povich Time, bitch!"
>>30115459
>Doctor draws blood from thingaling for test
>Blood attacks and assimilates doctor
>>30116034
>Maury Povich is likewise assimilated.
"In the case of one-month-old Thingaling, Anonymous, you ARE the father."
>Audience goes apeshit
Drew something.
>>30118031
>Thing pone has trouble adapting to pony form and being a shapeshifting adorable abomination
>Lyra has desires to be something more than pony
>Thing pone absorbs Lyra gains her desires to be human
>Existential crisis intensifies
Thing needs to transform herself into something like this and creepily crawl on the walls and ceiling.
>>30106617
>10 again
>>30105740
Bump for thingpone
Bump
Boop
borp
Bap
Boop
Bye
a form's really more of a suggestion, isn't it
>>30124152
cute
>>30114747
Hm... I'd be okay with this.
Starting an eldritch abomination family with thingpone when?
Bump for some RUMP!
I have to say, for such a plain looking pony she sure is special
>>30132158
a bit at a time
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