Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>30044917

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Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

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And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Pinkie!

First for AUJ!

She's right!

>>30098165
>>30098167
>Pinkie Vs Not-Applejack

Come on man, you knew how this was going to end

>>30098165
LNPP's 1000th story should happen this thread.

You earned that first!

>>30098188
Truth!

>>30098188
You know, isn't it kind of funny that despite not being in a major arc for ducking ever, both her and Shiny are still so prominent?

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia'
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"Is it how I'm feeling? How my day has gone? What hobbies I've been up to? Anything?"

>Nope.

"You never loved me!"

>Mah' question is, does Luna make the stars, or does she control them?

"What?"

>Well she says she works hard on the night sky, Ah' figured that included the stars.

"Why would you think that?"

>Well, what else could it mean? That she works really hard making sure the lights are out?

"Er-"

>Ah' don't want to know.

"Wait! I actually have an answer for this and it's not my fault!"

>Ah' don't want to know!

"DON'T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME MARE!"

>>30098288
Consistent effort from OOCO And LNPP.

Happened to Fluttershy too.

So are we really having AJ go down this route? I'm pensive, even if it would develop her character more. I just don't want her to lose sight of what we all love about little apple horse.

>>30098368
Moment of doubt is vital man. Gotta watch her and how she reacts.

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Pinkie Previews!

>Pinkie wants to shake it and bake it!
>Rarity just wants to know what kind of hugs she can give out!
>Two figures out what's sealing the ceiling!
>Twilight can't see the moon or she can only see the moon, she doesn't know which!
>Luna keeps collecting schoolbooks for some reason!
>Fluttershy is a horsefly!
>Sweetie Belle wants to know more of this dance you speak of!
>Plenty of 1000 fanservice!

>That header

I see this thread going places.

>>30098415
I find myself confused at your choice of ending song, but not against it.

>>30098421
AJ IS NOT FOR LEWD

>>30098368
I dunno, guess we'd have to ask the writers if they'd like Not-Quite-VillainJack that much.

>>30098476
I disagree!

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>>30098476
I do too!

>>30098477
I'd be down with it if it goes some where interesting, which it has so far.

Also, the fuck is with these code words? Change of clothing, really?

>>30098631
Hey, collaboration without revealing anything is hard, I mean the damn leafs are leaking everything left and right! Do you want us doing the same?

>>30098644
YES!

#HackKKA

>>30098368
I'm not sure myself, I'm not digging two dark arcs one after the other. Also, obviously don't want my Megabug to die, I love that gal way too much for her to lose like this. If she was going to go out doing it now after the big Mecha chitty fight was a mistake.

>>30098774
>I'm not digging two dark arcs one after the other.
... It's still the same arc you fools! It's just part two!

>>30098564
What is the context behind this image?

>>30099112
It was one of two pics made to celebrate our third year running.

Night thread!

>>30099597
Night anon

>>30099868
Amd morning to both of you

>>30098840
>part two

But it's still a separate arc, just the sequel?

>>30100464
Kind of getting into semantics there.

>>30100464
Technically it's a mini, as it only involves a select few characters and is focused more on them and their personal growth than the overarching story.

Every arc is a sequel, it's one long story.

>>30100464
More like... the second half of a play, after a brief intermission.

OOCO
>Spike
“SA”
‘Chrysalis’
~Celestia~
(18)
{42}
~~~~

>Mmmmhmmm…. Feels good to be back on top.

“I really wish you wouldn’t say it like that.”

>Shiny, I am on top, and you are my bottom.

“Really? I don’t feel any differen-ohhhh.”

‘HAH! Because he’s tiny.’

>Touch me with that hoof again and you’re pulling back a stump.

‘You named your dick “Stump”? Isn’t that kind of redundant?’

~Can we please not mention the dingdong of a dragon I mostly raised from a baby?~

(You did not just say dingdong.)

{I would actually like to back the princess and get off the topic before my mind goes places.}

“Thirded!”

(Spike has a dragon dic-)

~{“STOP!”}~

(Too easy.)

‘HAH!’

>I DO! Just… just everyone get your characters and get ready, because you find yourself in the land of Ooze-

‘ADVANCED SEDUCTION ON SHINY!’

>You sure you want to do that, Chrysalis? Are you really sure? Because there’s ooze all around you. One wrong step or one wrong move on that teeny tiny itty bitty island, and… bloop. Down you go. You’ll sink into the depth the whole time. Sure, you might the half-addled mind to keep going, you might even keep it up for a while, but eventually you’re going to succumb to the sinking. You won’t be able to breath your breathless little moves, and dead you shall be with Shiny on the bottom. Do you really want to? Do you?

‘…Cancel.’

>Are you suuuure?

‘Grrr… you win this round, little dragon.

>That’s what I thought, now, who’s your-

~Advanced seduction on Shiny!~

>”’({…})’”

~I’m… calling his bluff?~

>”’({…})’”

~Either block me or let me through, this is happening.~

>…I’m out.

TABLE-FLIP.

>And if you’ll excuse me, I need fire to clean myself. All of the fire.

‘Don’t hog it.’

(Or the guns!)

{NonononDON’TTHINKABOUTITAHHH-}

FWOOSHZOOMRUN

~…~

“…Ahem… where were we?”

~Roll for initiative.~

>>30101350
Ohhhh myyyyyy~

>>30101350
>You sure you want to do that, Chrysalis? Are you really sure? Because there’s ooze all around you. One wrong step or one wrong move on that teeny tiny itty bitty island, and… bloop. Down you go. You’ll sink into the depth the whole time. Sure, you might the half-addled mind to keep going, you might even keep it up for a while, but eventually you’re going to succumb to the sinking. You won’t be able to breath your breathless little moves, and dead you shall be with Shiny on the bottom. Do you really want to? Do you?

Not described; the faces of two white ponies slowly getting redder as spike says all of that

>>30101393
OR the subtle shuffling in their seats.

>>30101553
"...You brought tissues, right?"

>Purely to taunt me?

"Well uhhhh..."

Clothes are almost done, just need to iron them out a bit.

>>30101643
...Is this code for masturbation?

>>30101643
Fantastic!

>>30101665
...yes.

OOCO
>AJ
“Rarity”
‘SA’
~~~~

>NO!

“I just want to know if I can keep it above the belt, darling.”

>Ah’m not wearing a belt.

“Sounds like a plan to me~!”

‘Are you ladies fighting? Come on, let’s not get into anything, we’re all friends here. If you’re going to fight, do it in the jello pool.’

“SHINY! How uncouth of you!”

‘Hey, if I ended up in there during the gameshow, so can you!’

“…oh, right. What a strange world we live in.”

>Ain’t that the truth.

“Strange enough for-“

>Nope.

“Come now!”

‘What’s she denying you? More dresses? Boots? Underwear?’

>Ah’m not wearing any underwear.

“Oh my.”

>Ah’ ain’t got nothing on to wear under anything!

‘Oh my!’

>WILL YA’LL STOP MAKIN’ ME SELF CONCIOUS!

‘You’ve got nothing to be self conscious about, you look great!’

“Yes, darling! Just wonderful!”

>That made it worse somehow!

‘Made what worse?’

“I’m trying to find out where I can hug her, she says no.”

>Ah’m working!

‘I’ll hug you.’

“It’s just not the same.”

‘I’ll make it a whitey-hug.’

“…Sold!”

>Good! Ya’ got yer’ hugs and… how in tarnation!?

“Secret whitey-hug.”

‘You wouldn’t understand.’

>…Can… can Ah’-

“Had your chance!”

>Didn’t want it anyway!...aw.

>>30101350
Have they uhhh

Any experience at all in ERP?

This could go very hilariously, otherwise...

>SA
“Spitfire”
~~~~

>Please tell me there’s a reason for this.

“SHINY HELP!”

>So no? We’re going with no? Okay then have it your way.

“I’m serious, I’m stuck!”

>Pffffththahahah-

“It’s muscle! PURE MUSCLE!”

>…I think it actually is. Wow, you are TIGHT.

“You can find out how much later-“

>Phrasing!

“HELP!”

>Fine… Why were you trying to fit into your old Wonderbolt outfit anyway?

“…”

>…Dropped and helping you peel it off.

“You are so lucky you are married.”

>I am! Love of my life and all that.

“HEEEEAVE!”

SNAP!

>MY FACE!

“Phew! I can breath again!”

>Good to know! So…

“…Can I-“

>Here you are. Never speak of this again?

“…maybe we can talk about it later. Not now, but… later.”

>Can do.

“…so damn lucky.”

>Hm?

“Nothing at all.”

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[FS]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but hooray for 1000th greentext!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!'"

[Hello.]

>So we saw you were doing well for yourself on your show.

'I'm still mad you have the better couch.'

"Yeah, I noticed that!"

[I made a good impression with the producer.]

>That's great, but we were wondering if you'd still recognize our authoritah?

[Uh yes! Yes I do! Don't hit me!]

>Aw how'd you know?

[It's not a secret anymore. Everpony's been talking about the dragon dildos you've been whacking ponies with.]

'Dildo? What's a dildo?'

[Pinkie, you mean you never told them what-]

Pinkie shoves her hoof into Fluttershy's mouth.
>Shhhhh!

"What's she talking about?

Fluttershy pushes Pinkie aside.
[THEY'RE SEX TOYS SHAPED LIKE DRAGON PENISES AND YOU BEEN HITTING PONIES WITH THEM! INCLUDING EACH OTHER!]

"'*GAAASP*!'"
Dragon dildos fall to the floor.

>You just haaad to ruin it.

[I'm sorry, but you were turning into monsters by constantly whacking ponies and shoving it into their faces.]

"I was so much happier not knowing."

'This is all your fault Fluttershy. You ruined my innocence!'

"Technically this is Pinkie's fault for not telling us."
Cadence and DT slowly turn their heads to look towards Pinkie.
"'...'"

>Now, let's not go into pink on pink violence. We can't exert our authoritah if we get divided like this.

"'...'"

Pinkie raises her dragon dildo.
>I have the authoritah here and I say we-

"'Get her.'"

>DAH!!!
They wrestle Pinkie to the ground and use her own dragon dildo to whack her with.
>AHHHH! Fluttershy help!

[Um, that's all the time we have, but we had an eventful time.]

The pink ponies stop for a moment.
>"'Byyyyyye!!!'"
Resumes fighting.
>Ow oof ow!

Fluttershy looks at one of the dragon dildos.
[...]
Sneaks off with it.

>>30101999
Congrats PP anon!

Here's to 1000 more!

>>30101999
Well damn, it finally happened!

Woooo! LNPP forever!

>>30101999
>999 trips

Threadghosts! We knew you wouldn't miss that!

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I made it! My 1000th greentext! I never thought I'd spend so many years with you guys. I hope you've enjoyed my stories as much as I have with the other stories here.

/pa/ is the only reason I stick around on /mlp/ and I hope to continue writing 1000 more and delivering content to the thread for people to enjoy. PARTY ON!

P.S. I had to resist the urge to shove the dildo into Fluttershy's mouth instead of Pinkie's hoof.

>>30101999
Oooh checking my trips.

>>30102059
>I hope you've enjoyed my stories as much as I have with the other stories here.

You know we do!

LOVE YA' PPANON!

>>30102059
Never thought that either, but I'm glad it's happened. Keep at it, we'll keep reading.

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>>30102059
Round of applause for the# 1 late night host, no substitutes.

>>30102059
WOOOOOO

>>30102059
>hope to continue writing 1000

We hope for that too!

>>30102059
>I made it!

Knew you could, man. So, what's next? More Lnpp spinoffs? Going to stick your toe back into canon someday?

>>30101999
>>30102059
Well hoooly shit, didn't expect it to end like that. Congrats.

>>30102059
My /pa/l, there were some times I wasn't sure you would still be around. It hasn't been nothing but good times, but that makes it all the more special that we could say this. Congratulations on your effort, you earned it, and I'm glad you're still with us on this crazy ride. Cheers to you and every /pa/l who never went away.

>>30102059
PP anon, we love ya'. Keep bringing the inappropriate use of pink ponies and all the dream wonders you can think up.

OOCO
>SA
“Celestia”
~Two~
~~~

>UNHOOF HER!

“That actually sounds really dark.”

~Nuhhh! I don’t wanna get unhoofed!~

>Two, you’re late for your haircut.

~Ah’ll get it later.~

>You said that a week ago.

“Just let her off with this one, I never cut my hair and look how I turned out.”

>My daughter is seriously swimming in your hair!

“Sounds like a win win to me!”

~Win win!~

>You’re getting a haircut!

~NO!~

>…okay wow, not used to that one.

~Don’t wanna!~

>Get ouuut.

~No!~

>Geeeettt ouuuuut!

~NO!~

>…

“Shiny no! Don’t you dare! You know I buck when I-”

POKE!

“HEE HEE HEEEEE!”

~WAH!~

BLOOP!

~…Alright, ya’ convinced me.~

>You’re in trouble.

~Ah’ve got regrets!~

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>>30102108
>So, what's next?
I'm not sure yet. I'm currently just glad that I finished this dragon dildo arc and the Quacky arc for Fireside.

I would like to go back and finish the Shia Labuffalo arc some day, but I got so lazy about it, that it's pretty unlikely I'd get back to it.

>More Lnpp spinoffs?
Possibly, Dash still needs one. I just don't know what to do with her though/I haven't given her as much thought as I'd like. If anything I need to have the late night crew go on an adventure with her and feel her out. Perhaps I could do some world building and explore a dream city. Solve dream crimes.

>Going to stick your toe back into canon someday?
Maybe, but I'd probably have to put LNPP and Fireside on pause while doing it because it's tough to spend that much energy writing both.

I would like to spend some time on Spike doing A-team or club things if I can. I would LOVE a chance to actually get Pinkie, Cadence, and DT to hang out with each other in canon. Kinda like deciding to hang out in real life with friends you met on the internet, but act more appropriate.

I'll probably end up writing whatever catches my whimsy at the moment.

>>30102191
I'm not gonna lie, there's been plenty of times I've gotten so upset that I thought "This is it, this is why I'm finally leaving." like the latest arc, but I end up miss writing and my /pa/ls, then come back after I've cooled off. I've pretty much married this thread.

>>30102328
YAY! Thank you!

>>30102373
Can't wait for it, wherever the road does go

>>30101950
>18
“42”
~~~

>You think I’d look good in a wonderbolt costume?

“Eighteen, I say this as your friend, you are not cut out for the wonderbolts. Your tenacity is unlike any other, your drive truly a picture of wonder and capability, your determination unbridled and unmatched, yet this is beyond you. You cannot be both the mare this country needs and a Wonderbolt, you are meant for the work of the mind, not the physical. Leave the battles to us, the soldiers, the ones who will sacrifice the bodies we may shed, so that you may have another day. Work on towards a bright future that no record of speed or battering of hooves could ever mark or forge. Work on, and put the fancy to rest.”

>…

“…”

>…I… I meant for a sexy roleplay for Shiny.

“Oh.”

>…

THUNK!

>And down she goes.

“Ahm okeeey.”

>You literally could not be further from the truth.

>>30102633
Punchbug stop being so cute

>SA
"Cadence"
~~~~

>You think we should try to talk to it? You know, that piece of whatever?

"Shiny I swear to Faust if you try to seduce Faust-"

>NO! Don't be ridiculous!

"Phew."

>...I mean that wouldn't work, right-

"SHINY!"

>I'm just saying! Well?

"...It bothers me I can't answer yes or no..."

>>30102328
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

Happy 1000th post!

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>>30103017
NC
>SA
~~~


>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~
>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~
>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~
>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~

>Celly, after finished work in our land to rule
>Land to rule~
>We can drown each other in the pool
>Drown in the pool~
>Did your Mom get back from her Heaven's trip?
>Heaven's Trip
>Is she in Hoofington, or is she tryin' to give me the slip?
>Give me the slip~

>You know I'm not the little guardcolt that I used to be...
>I'm all grown up now princess, can't you see!

>Celly's mom has got it goin' on!
>She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
>Celly can't you see, you're just not the mare for me...
>I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Celly's mom

>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~
>Celly's mom has got it goin' on~

>Celly, you don't know but I dreamed of your Mom
>Dreamed of your Mom~
>She came onto me without any qualm
>Without any qualm~
>I could tell she liked me as a fellow Whitey
>Fellow Whitey~
>And the way she asked:
>”Do you like what you see?”
>Like what you see~

>And I know that you think it's just a fantasy...
>But since your Dad is busy with Lavan your Mom could use a stallion like me!

>Celly's mom has got it goin' on!
>She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
>Celly can't you see, you're just not the mare for me...
>I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Celly's mom!

>Pinkie
"Cadence"
~~~~~

>YAY!

"Gah! What!?"

>I finally get to talk to you!

"We talk all the time."

>But we don't talk as Pinkies.

"...what?"

>Pinkies! You know, ponies who are pink? This ain't complicated. The whities have a name, why not Pinkies? We could be a thing!

"Did you just try to name a race... and after yourself?"

>Coincidence I assure you!

"There aren't even that many pinkies."

>Gasp! We're a minority! Awesome!

"...why?"

>Because we can cry oppression every time someone does something we don't like.

"...tell me more."

>Ohhhh, this is going to be fun.

>>30103289
Glorious!

>>30103289
>>We can drown each other in the pool
>>Drown in the pool~

I'm surprised she hasn;t intervened in this at all

It's one thing for her daughter to play with suicide, but to attach a sexual element to it?

Wew

>>30103289
Admit it, you've been sitting on that one.

>>30103383
She's probably just hoping Celly will come visit.

She never calls anymore!

>>30103407
I wrote that spontaneously while trying not to despair over the LAVAN thing.

Writer's block is a bummer...

>>30103435
Ohhhh, I wondered where that thing was.

>>30103443
I actually am at a point where I am unsure if I can finish it, but I didnt want to just shove that off onto somebody else. Soo... I am trying to write this. Maybe, like, five sentences a day... after the tenth revision.

I'm starting to dislike DEEPEST LORE

>>30103435
Keep fighting man, we believe in you!

>>30103460
oh no

OH NO

>>30103460
If you can't finish it, don't leave it hanging. I'm sure you can, but if not, we can make it happn.

>>30103460
EMAIL KKA

HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO

>>30103501
It's going to be fine, chill.

>Doctor
“Spike”
~~~

>SUCCCEEESSSSSS!

With one last joyous cry to the heavens, the medical professional under royal call let the last of her strength leave her. With a resounding thunk her head hit the table next to the prone dragon who slumbered peacefully without complaint.

>You… youuuuu, you are a nasty little thing.

“Zzzz…”

Without even a twitch he snored away, oblivious to the angry hoof curling up around his head and jabbing downwards towards his nose.

>Do you have any idea how freaked out I was that I was going to accidentally kill you? It was a lot. When I heard every beep my heart stopped. Literally. Full. Stop.

“Zzz…”

>How did you even manage to pull this off!? I went through six different needle sets just trying to find one that actually went through those scales. Six sets! Sets! Not needles, sets of needles! Just to find one I could actually use to stitch you up!

“Zzzz…”

>You know how freaked out I was when I looked into the wound and saw that several of your organs had cuts? Several! Not one! It’s a clump of stuff, dragon boy, you can’t ram a damn sword in there and miss them all! I mean, you’re lucky they didn’t get pierced, but that’s all you were lucky with! If Princess Twilight didn’t have your internal biology mapped out, I don’t know if I could have made an artificial bonding for them or not! I don’t care what she shoved up where, you thank that purple power princess whenever you get a chance and you do what she says from now on. Dragon code or some shit, I don’t care. You’re lucky, you’re damned lucky.

“Zzzz…”

She sighed, rolling her head to the side.

>Your intestines shouldn’t seep, so thank goodness you’re not going to have worse septicemia than could be handled. Note what I said there, worse. You cut that thing, particles probably got into your bloodstream and traveled all the way through. That’s right, you’re literally shit for brains right now.

“Zzz…”

1/2

>>30103778

>You’re double lucky I’m as good as I am. I’m going to write a ton of publications, probably entire books about you, you know. Probably going to get special recognition. Maybe even a bonus, I don’t know, but I’m publishing everything I saw in there.

“Zzz…”

>…You really scared me a bunch of times you know. When you stopped breathing and stopped moving and ugggh… I bet the princess just wanted someone to execute if you died, that would make the most sense.

“Zzzz..”

>But thankfully for now, you and I get to live another day. Hoofbump.

Lazily, she bumped the unresponsive claws.

>That was probably racist.

“Zzz…”

>Meh, you don’t care. You get to rest. For now, little dragon…

Gently as a feather, and maybe a little lighter, she tapped his now completely sealed up stomach. The bonding of both medical science and magic held on, just as it would no matter how much he moved for anything save a direct blow.

>You heal up and stop making everyone worry so much. I’m going to join you in lala land, my nurse can watch over you from here. Rest away, count your damn lucky stars, and be thankful anyone cared enough to drag your stupid ass out of there.

With a hrpmh, she stood up, made sure he was properly set and couldn’t move accidentally before the sealant had finished, shut off all equipment, dimmed the lights, and made her way out the door.

Only when the door had finally closed did words fill the room, never to be heard.

“…I am…”

>>30103786
Thank your lucky stars dragon boy!

>>30103786
>Now all of the -Ateam, sans Twi and 7 are badly injured

Damn!

>>30103941
>Now you know how it feels, lizard! Now you know!

"42 pls"

>>30102059
Stopping by for congratulation!

>Chrysalis
"42"
~~~~~

>A club for only pink ponies!? Blasphemy! We need to prove we're better! 42!

Fwoosh!

"Majesty."

>Assemble all the black ponies, we need to make our own club!

"..."

>...

"...."

>....it's-

"It's just us and Luna when she turns evil, yes."

>... get me the spray paint.

>>30103460
You can do it, be calm think it out and if you need help we can deliver it.

>>30104037
>He gets fixed in like a week

"BULLSHIT"

>>30103383
This is why you let your kids masturbate people.

>Pennydrop
~~~

>...

She looked left.

>...

She looked right.

>...

She tried the call one more time to Gwen.

To no surprise, no answer.

>...

She looked up.

>...

She looked down.

>...

She turned off the outside audio, ignoring the cries that said things like 'Isn't ready yet' and 'dangerous' this and 'unstable' that.

>...

She leaned back and shuffled her hoof beneath her hair.

>...

Finally, last but certainly not least, she smiled.

>...All systems go.

A metal roar sent the insects running.

>MECHA CHITANIA, LAUNCH!

She didn't care if she was alone.

She didn't care if she had things to do.

She didn't care if it wasn't ready yet.

All that mattered right then, right there, was one thing.

>WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

She could fly.

She was powerful.

She was alive.

>THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORRRLLLLDDDD!

>>30104763
... daw.

>>30104763
Give her this, she can be cute sometimes.

>>30105153
>Weeeeeeeeee! I'm essentially flying a giant laser spewing iron maiden filled with the rattling sun bleached bones of my most hated enemy's mother! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>30105247
>iron maiden
Wait why

>>30105410
Well, it's like this. Imagine that the metal exterior of MechaChitty is like the body of an Iron Maiden, then imagine the support struts keeping the bones in place as the spikes. It's sort of a... grim but beautiful interpretation of the MechaChitty.

OOCO
>Guard 1
"Guard 2"
~~~~

A guard stands about, a small smile on his face as he looks over a parked airship.

"What a beauty..."

>Hey.

His attention caught, the stallion looks to his left and catches sight of a guardsmare approaching him. There's a slight frown on her face.

"Yo. Need something?"

She looks around the area, her frown deepening.

>Have you seen Sergeant Delight?

"Who?"

>Pegasus? Green mane? Manilla coat with green feathertips?

"Not ringing any bells."

She gawks at the guard.

>You...

With a sigh, she regains her composure.

>(Guess I can't really blame him. Not a lot of ponies know who Delight is... Which, I guess, the fool's determined to change, consequences be damned.)

>You're supposed to be watching the docks, right?

"Right! Watching the airships and whatnot is kinda my job, yeah."

>And you watch as people enter and leave, right?

"Yeah, I guess I do... but I like watching airships better..."

>Ok, so, you saw Queen Gwendolyn come back to her ship, right?

"Who?"

>... The griffon queen!

"...Oh! The one that was riding that sweet pony scooter?"

>...A what now?

"Yeah! She had it loaded with a bunch of shopping bags!"

>...

"Looked pretty lifelike, too."

>...

"...Uh-"

>That was Delight."

"Oh."

>I'm looking for him. He hasn't reported to our Lieutenant yet and I can't find him at his usual hiding places. Have you seen him around here?

"Not since it went inside that ship with the griffon lady."

Brows knitting at, not only the guard's lax way of speaking, but also the information he relayed, the guardsmare looks over to where she last saw the royal griffon zeppelin.
1/?

>>30105495
>Are you sure?

"Uh, I think I'd remember if I saw a scooter wandering around here. The griffon lady probably took it with her."

He speaks matter-of-factly, with such dumb sincerity that the guardsmare's jaw drops.

>Are you crazy? He's not a scooter! He's a pony!

Startled, the guard steps back.

"Sorry, ma'am! But, I mean, like, even though I'm not all that good with names and stuff, I'm pretty good at remembering what something looks like. And, well, far as I know, the guy you're looking for isn't around here."

She stares at him for a moment, a cold feeling washing over her as she recalls what he said five lines earlier.

>But... you saw him get on the ship?

"Yeah. That fancy looking zeppelin that still has this, like, warrior gruffness to it, right?"

She slowly nods.

"Yeah, saw the griffon lady and the scoot-er, guy get on it a while ago..."

>And... you saw him leave a few minutes later, right?

"...Mmm. Nah... Actuallly, I saw you get on, too. And you're the only one I saw leave the ship before it left."

>... So, you didn't see anyone else leave?

"Right."

>You're sure?

"Yep. From here, I can see pretty much everything unless someone's really trying to sneak around."

>So, there's a chance that Delight is still on that airship? With the Griffons?

"Hmm... seems like it, yeah."

>...

"... He's, uh, not supposed to be there is he?"

>No.

"Oh..."

>When did the airship leave?

"Uhhh... Let's see... Says here..."

The guard's eyes widen for a moment before his lips curl into a nervous smile.

"A while ago. Like, a /long/ while..."

>...SHIT!
2/?

>>30105499
"Th-this is bad, right?"

The guardsmare starts pacing, her movement frantic and her face twisted with worry.

>Shit! Shit! Shit!

"Did he... did he turn traitor?"

>Shit!

"Or- or did he get kidnapped? Like, so they can get all our secrets out of him?!"

>Goddamnit! SHHHHIIIII-

"What if he squeals and tells them all out patrol routes and perimeter weaknesses?! Or, worse, our OnO stats?!"

>-IIIII-ok...

She takes a deep breath.

>Ok. We can't just assume the worse... We need to stay calm.

"Ri-right. Yeah... Gotta stay frosty cool..."

>Right. I... I'll go find Lieutenant Vermillion... Find out if he was sent on a mission or something... or... or anything. If not, then...

"Should I, uh, go tell Captain Pommel?"

>No. I'll do it if... If it really does turn out that... Shit! Just- just keep watching the dock and I'll deal with the rest!

"Yes, ma'am!"

He salutes as she runs off. A shiver runs along his spine.

"...Aw, man... what sort of torture are those bloodthirsty griffons putting that guy through?"
3/?

>>30105507
>Not Important Guard
"Gwen"
[Griffon]
~~~~

"You are my escourt."

>You are my escourt?

"You."

>You...

"Are."

>...Are...

"My."

>...My...

"Escourt."

>...Escourt......?

Gwen lets out a frustrated sigh.

[Can I take a shot at it, yer majesty?]

"Fine. Do whatever."

[Ahem. All right, jus' repeat after me: You are her majesty's escourt.]

>You are 'Er Mayesty's escore?

[...]

"..."

[Er... Les' try somethin' else. Uh, how about: You are an extr'ordinary extraterrestial exterminator.]

>You are un extr'ordinary extra'talestial exterm'inata?

"..."

[Now, hold on a feather pluckin' second! My accent ain't that thick, boy!]

>It kinda is?

Offended, the griffon pouts.

[Oh, yea? Ya only think that 'cause you ain't heard nothin' 'cept ivory tower, high tail pony talk all yer life! Maybe I should talk more your speed, eh? Oh, would the lady like to go for tea and crumpets later on with me? I'd be ever so delighted, teehee!]

>I do not talk like that? My speech pattern is more reserved and less prone to feminine mannerisms than you imply?

[Coulda fooled me the way ya prance about, pretty boy!]

>I do not prance, I str-?

The pegasus and griffon freeze as a claw gently grips both of their heads.

"Enough."

[Sorry, yer majesty...]

>Sorry, Your Majesty..."

"I see your idiotic tic has subsided."

>It usually goes away with time. Or when I calm down...?

"Are you relapsing?!"

>I'm...? I'm fine, now.

Gwen stares at him for a moment.

>I promise.

"...Let's continue, then."

And so, for the longest time, the two of them discussed the story they'd sell once they got into contact with one of Delight's superiors.
4/4

>>30105516
Kinda cute ending there

>>30105507
Well, this is going to fun.

night thread

>>30106442
Morning

Can we post again? Finally!

>>30106442
>>30106930
Morning

>>30107250
Wait what

What happened

>>30107259
Between 6:00 and around that post the site was borked

>>30105516
I can finally connect!

Like how you're going so far, even if he is coming off a little annoying sometimes.

DING DING DING~! Special Delivery from Schmoe's Clothing Emporium and Scrap Warehouse!

Yay, the delivery is here. I'll sign for it!

OOCO
>SA
“Fluttershy”
‘AJ
~~~~~

>I blame you.

“Um… I suppose you should? That’s accurate.”

‘AHAHAHAHAHH!’

“I’m sorry.”

>You know I really don’t feel like you are.

“I am. Mostly.”

‘AHAHAHAHH!’

>Bad Applejack, bad! You deserve a spanking!

“…Icanworkwithit.”

>What?

“I said hold still and I’ll try to turn you back.”

‘NO! DON’T! KEEP HIM LIKE THAT FOREVER!’

>No!

‘Awww, don’t yell so loud, Shiny! Ya’ might end up… a little horse! AHAHAHAHAH!’

>WHY!?

“She was shrunk down once too, I think she’s been waiting for this.”

‘AHAHAHAHAHAH!’

>…Don’t do it to her.

“Wait what?”

POOF!

‘WHAT IN TARNATION!?’

“How did that… oh, right. Chaos. Very clever.”

‘YOU ASSHOLE!’

>BRING IT ON!

TACKLE!

“…it’s like watching action figures battle… hrm.”

Nonchalantly, she drops a bunch of pencils in front of them.

“Battle for the mountain..”

>>30107611
I don't know what you're on about but I'm hyped.

That's a weird feeling.

OOCO
>Luna
“SA”
~~~~

>Shining Armor, we would like to have words with thee about thine dreams.

“EVERYTHING YOU SAW IS LEGAL!... IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN!”

>Er, that’s not-

“Everything is legal in dreamland!”

>We don’t-

“EVEN THAT! YES! THAT!

>It’s really-

“And it wasn’t what it looked like anyway!”

>Good to hear? But it’s not-

“IT’S BETTER!”

>Fine, whatever, but-

“I’M SORRRYYYYY!”

>…

“…”

>…thou has not a single clue what thine dreams actually are, does thee?

“No, not really.”

>Thou dreamed that wings sprouted from thine back and then flew away, we wanted to talk and see if you wanted to discuss any lingering feelings on thine unfulfilled asencion.

“I’m good. Thanks! Very considerate.”

>We’re making an effort.

“…Is that all?”

>Of course, we would never intrude on thine dreams.

“Phew.”

>…but we are pretty sure for the dragon to be of that size, she would be underage-

“I KNEW ITTTTT!”

CRASH!

>We were kidding! WE WERE KIDDING OH SHIT OH SHIT-

>>30107611
Back again? Alright then, fucking finally!

Thank you so much, and reply sent. Have a question for you.

>>30108032
?????????????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>30108078
Laundry.

Haven't you been paying attention?

>>30108032
Reply not received, resend buck-a-roo!

>>30108266
Now?

>>30108309
Still nothing, check you drafts, also make sure you're sending it to me and not one of the others by mistake.

>>30108341
I'm replying to the OG post, so it's not going anywhere else, it's saying message sent everytime too and even showing up as a conversation. You are looking on SchmoesnJoes right?

>>30108349
I'm not seeing any... oh... wait wtf? DAMN IT MONGOLIANS! For some reason or another your messages were put in the spam folder! Give me a second.

>42
“Changeling”
~~~~~

>Come here.

On any other day, she would have considered the lackadaisical stride of her fellow changeling to be an annoyance that deserved nothing if not a swift blow to the face and many more besides depending on the reaction time and how much they screamed. Yet on this day, she decided to make an exception. Just this once, she wouldn't hit him.

"What's up, boss?"

Maybe.

>I am not your boss, I am your commander, get it straight or I will send you halfway into a wall.

"From... from punching, or magic?"

>Do you really want to find out?

"...Commander! What can I do for you?"

That was what she liked to see. Legs straight, salute strong, everything rigid, the perfect soldier.

>At ease.

"Quit playing with my heart mare!"

>First and foremost, I request you look over these and ensure they are of proper levels of consoling for another of our number.

His face likely would have kept twisting into more of an uncomfortable and baffled look had she not shot him a glare to cull it at the heel. Reluctantly, his hoof swiped the stack of notecards from her hoof, carefully flicking through them as he read each one over.

"...you made cue cards to tell Thirteen you're sorry her mom got exploded with heavy munitions?"

>Indeed.

"You uh... you don't get this whole 'sympathy' thing very well."

>I will have you know I am well prepared for a respectable length hug and also let her finish any and all unsavory emotions to completion. I'm not someone who hugs and leaves, thank you.

"Well, now I just look silly."

>I have also deemed it acceptable for her to hold a personal service if she so desires it.

"You uh... don't think that might end up looking a wee bit bad?"

>Does this look like the face of a mare who cares how things look?

The wisest choice he had ever made or would ever make was not commenting on that one when she pointed to her tired and wrinkled face.

>Good answer. From your lack of responses, they are acceptable.

"...sure."

1/3

>>30108566

After a quick shuffling to ensure he had not disrupted her careful order of cards, she steeled herself and mentally prepared for the task at hoof.

>Now, onto more important matters. I require you to...

She trailed off, and he started to feel a distinct nervousness in his chest.

"...toooo?"

>Give me a moment, it just hit me she might scream. I need to mentally reprepare for this.

"Ah... okay?"

He tried not to stare when she pulled out another blank set of cue cards and scribbled something down on it.

>Would it be too deflective to insist we had nothing to do with the choice to have her killed? I don't want to redirect anger that might lead to international problems.

"...it's fine?"

>Very well.

She scribbled, scribbled again, tore up, chucked the note, rewrote everything from scratch in better hoofwriting, and only then was she content to add it to her pile.

>Now, as I was saying, I require you...

She took a deep, strong breath.

>...to go retrieve Changeling Thirteen. Or, if she does not wish to move from her current spot of wistful reflection or dark corner hiding, give that location to me so I might meet with her on a more thematically appropriate area.

"I.. I just... just be straight with me, how much of this is based off those movies her majesty watches?"

The warriors eyes grew shifty for a moment.

"Nevermind! Doesn't matter!"

>Good call.

"What? Wait, no! I meant that it doesn't matter why, I can't do this for you."

>What's that? Punch to the face? An odd request, but-

"I meant that she's not here!"

Her hoof lowered, as did her glare on the changeling currently curled up with hooves protecting his face from future punches.

>Not here?

"I haven't seen her in a while!"

>By a while, do you mean before or after knowledge of her mother's death was learned?

"...uh... oh look, there she is!"

>Ah. What perfect-

It took an embarrassingly long number of seconds before she realized there was nothing down the hallway she'd turned to.

2/3

>>30108570

>...I'm going to-

"You don't even remember which one I am!"

She turned back to the retreating voice, the changeling himself long since gone, and her brow furrowed together.

>...shit.

With a quick clearing of her throat and a reshuffling of her cards, she straighten up and chose to move past the situation before it dwelled too long. There were more important matters at hoof. For instance...

>If she's not here... where is she?

That worrying feeling in her chest was back.

>Thirteen... I hope you didn't do anything foolish.

In a flash of green light, she set out after her fellow changeling.

>I don't have a card for that.

>>30108578
'Wow, this conerto festival is great! I'm having so much fun without having any responsibilities!'

>>30108578
Punchbug, never, ever, stop being adorable.

>Worker
“Worker 2”
~~~

>…did she just fly out of there!?

“No, it clearly was that other giant mecha version of our greatest enemy-what the fuck do you think she did!?”

>Holy shit! But it’s not ready!

“No kidding!”

>We haven’t even fixed all the plating!

“Dented!”

>No way did we double check all the systems!

“One check is not a check!”

>Lord help her that thing could shut down!

“And from the SKKYYYYYYY she did fall down down dooowwwnnnnn.”

>OUR BOSS IS GONNA DIE!

“….good.”

>…

“…”

>..never speak of this again.

“Done and done.”

>>30108578
FUCK.

She went and tried to kill PD didn't she?

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WE HAVE A HOLD OUT! AND A ROUND BLUE ON THE CHANGELING VS CHANGEDLINGS!

BLACK FOR LIFE!!!

>>30108935
>Guard
“Guard’
~~~

>…did… did you-

“Get the feeling of connection?”

>Yeah.

“…”

>…huh.

>>30109036
You know damn well he's going to change/go evil at the end of it.

>>30109215
Don't care Black is back baby!

>Pennydrop
~~~

>WHEEEEEEEEEE!

She was likely violating a lot of airspace rules.

>WHEEEEEE!

Also likely scaring the everloving hell out of everyone below her.

>WHEEEEEEE!

If nothing else the military was likely shitting bricks.

>WHEEEEEEEHEEEHEEEEE!

She didn't care.

>THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!

She could feel the wind on her face, that's how connected she was to the machine she resided in. She could feel the twitch of every leg and the hum of power all around her. She could hear the roar from her wings and she could smell the clean air of the sky above. There was no Mecha Chitania, not at that moment.

There was only Pennydrop, new allpowerful being on the block.

>AHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAH!

And she had only just begun.

>>30109299
I am gonna be grinning like a loon when she inevitably gets her shit rightfully kicked in

>SA
"Cadence"
~~~

>Have you seen our daughter anywhere?

"She's right here inside me, Shiny, nowhere to go!"

>Heh. Though, I don't know if you should be jinxing it, it might be a boy.

"Shiny ask yourself, would this baby being a boy make you happy?"

>Well, I mean I guess, it would be nice to have a sport to hang out with and show how to play hoofball and bond over male things with.

"There you go."

>...

"..."

>...cut me deep... you cut me deep, snoogyboo.

"I know."

>...I'm going to go take a minute real quick in the bath.

"You do that... we have fun."

>>30109591
Ice cold!

>>30109591
I'm starting t think that either A) Flurry is speaking through Cadance already or B) Caddy is channeling all of her hate, despair and pain into her baby so it wil make her husband as miserable as possible for permanently ruining her figure like that.

>>30109632
>for permanently ruining her figure like that.

....and yet she goes right back to looking 100 percent in the show...

>>30109639
Thankfully, we are better than the show'nt reliant on re-using the same stock animation props like the studio is.

>32
"???"
~~~~

>I appear to have missed something.

It was the oddest thing the changeling had ever seen. One moment, he stood shoulder to shoulder with his friends and allies, charging bravely into the fray to save the dark unicorn who had once been the tyrant of the real version of the fake land he stood on. One second they had been joined in racing together to save him, as one.

Next minute, he's watching a tusnami of crystal ponies crash into them. A literal tsunami made of ponies.

>Okay... clearly, I'm either being tricked or have been tricked, and need to- oh my.

He winced when he saw a giant claw made of those same ponies crash down on his brother from another cluster.

>Twenty Nine? Are you okay- can't hear me, right... well! I uh, I did not expect this!

He shuffled back and forth while glancing with awkward eyes towards the groupings of his friends, only barely noticing that the dark unicorn they had set out to save was still unguarded.

>Did not expect this... but I suppose I could still-

"Don't."

There were few things in this world that could startle him at this point. Not among them was the calm voice directly at his back.

>Ah, yes, about that...

The gathering of ponies behind him did a fair better job of unsettling him.

>To be perfectly honest, I was really debating it. I'm going to be frank, I don't know the fellow. Can you believe that? I have known him all of a day now, and somehow I ended up in this messed up world chasing his salvation! I went through all of this for a stallion I've only known for less than a day total! And I don't even want to sleep with him!

More than one eyebrow rose.

>That's a notable thing with me. Not to say I want to sleep with just anybody, I'm actually rather picky, but if I do then there's very little that can stop me-

"Don't."

>You're not the first one to tell me to-oh, you meant helping him. Well...

1/3

>>30110086

More gathered, slipping close together to form an impenetrable wall that not even light could slip through.

>If I were a truthful ling, and I know how much that must sound an oxymoron to you all, I would claim that I actually am thinking more of grabbing my compatriots and flying off as best I can. Surely there must be some way to escape this place, no? If your intentions are that fellow, I've little stakes in his life, and all the more stakes in saving the others. For that, I've been considering taking the path of least resistance. Surely, you'd rather less resistance, wouldn't you?

More than one face grew curious at his words. More than that seemed if nothing else interested.

Then, they started to step aside.

>Ahhh, now that I understand.

Between them all, there was light.

>A path out, if only I should take it, yes?

Not a word came from the crowd, only a gesture towards it with blank yet oddly light faces.

>As I thought. Very generous of you, and with so little bargaining, but I'm afraid...

That light turned dark rather quickly.

>Yes I'm sure you've put it together.

Just like the light between them went out.

"...why."

>Oh ho! Fine question. You see, I'm utterly sure I could grab the others, it wouldn't take much effort at all. They'd let me get in close, and then it's one shot and off they go. For all his bluster, he's not much of a warrior I'm afraid. It would be so easy, and then we could all go home... back home, where we belong.

They were surrounding him now, their faces twisting as his own started to smile.

"Why."

They grew more twisted when his smile faltered.

2/3

>>30110091

>...you wouldn't understand. None of you know what it's like to be lost in a deep, dark little hole. No way out, no future, no hope, not even a chance your species will live on. I don't suppose any of you know what that's like. You've never been in a place where all around you is lost, and all you've got to look forward to is your jailer, and time slipping away. None of you know that.

It came back with a vengeance a moment later.

>Nor, I fear, do you know the determination that must come when someone chooses to forsake the rules, all danger, and give you light in that dark place.

As did his magic, a thousand fold.

>You don't know my friends, my brother. If I dragged them from this world then it would only be a day before they returned, for they are fools. Wonderful, moronic fools who would stand by an even greater fool and do whatever they could to save his mind, his soul. For nothing owed, for nothing delivered, they would face that darkness every day just to bring comfort an a smile, and never stop until they are saved. You my foes, you have picked the wrong soul to challenge. Not me, of course, I don't deserve that title, I don't deserve to be what they are, not yet. It will take some time to change this dark little mind of mine, but at least... at least...

As one, they gathered.

>At least I will not do it alone.

Before he could move again they'd taken a new shape, a fanged monstrosity directly similar in all ways to a venus fly trap, with it's maw closing all around him.

>Is this supposed to scare me? Frankly you little fools, if that's the best you can do, I'd just pack it in. For you, this must be a horrifying creation that would break your mind. For me?

Even when it started to snap shut, he smiled.

>I'm already thinking about my vacation plans to a land where far worse is dinner when I get back.

He never stopped smiling even when the light went out.

>In the name of the fools, HAVE AT YOU!

No bodies could drown out his mad laughter.

>>30110099
I find it hilarious he's the only one going
>I just met him today!

>>30110099
Bring! Him! Home!

>>30110099
YOU CAN DO IT 32!

EARN THAT 29 BOOTY!

>>30110196
>29 BOOTY

32 wants to be the little mare, so it's more

>EARN THAT 29 D

>>30110099
He was the last one, setup should be done right? Bring them home!

>>30110201
>>EARN THAT 29 D

That sounds like 32 is a boob man. Which, in context of ponies is going to areas we'll get banned over.

>>30109312
I'm not sure if I will, I'm oddly enjoying her having such fun and childlike enjoyment.

>>30110099
NC
>Crystal Pony
"CP2"
~~~~

>WHY AREN'T THEY RUNNING AWAY!?

"Seriously! They don't even know him!"

>WHY!?

"Just keep at it!"

>What are we going to do, ghost punch them!?

"Yes! GHOST PUCNHES!"

>Fuck you it won't work!

"FUCK YOU I"M A GHOST!"

>AHHHHHH!

>>30110440
It's only fun until you realize the power is obviously going to her head.

Night thread

>>30110896
>implying it won't be fun after both of those to get revealed

I feel like you don't know how this works at

Nighty Night /pa/ls

Moornin

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~???~
~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. Now that the technical problems are fixed and we can actually show again, we’re back in the fray! To celebrate my good friends recent success, were going to go a little above and beyond our normal story, just for her! So will everyone welcome Dear Darling, Fond Feather and Swoon Song!

“Hi!”

‘Hello!’

~Hey!~

>Now, what seems to be the problem with you all? I’ve heard you have a similar crush on the same stallion, is this causing friction with your relationship? Please don’t tell me such wonderful friends are fighting over a stallion’s affections.

“Nah, it’s just she’s being dumb and wants to call it a Harem.”

‘This bozo wants to call it a Herd!’

~And I’m the only one who knows it’s called polygons! How do you not know this? Stop making up words!~

>…Oh.

“You okay?”

‘Yeah, you got this look on your face like you’re head is about to explode.’

~It’s cause I’m right and she has to explain your dumb words being dumb.~

“Nuh uh!”

‘You’re the one with dumb words!’

“Herd!”

‘Harem!’

~Polygon!~

>…Can we cut? I… I don’t know how to react to this. This is hurting my head.

“HERD!”

‘HAREM!’

~POLYGON!~

>…Ican’tevensayanthingherehelpmybrainhurtshelp…

“HERDEMGON!”

‘HAREDLY!’

~POLYERDEM!~

>That’s all the time we have today. Stay… stay something. CUT.

>>30112478
She's met her match!

>>30112478
>Finally gets what she wants
>Frys

Hah!

>>30112478
>Polygons confirmed

Good day to be a CE crew fan!

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>>30113058
Thread 100-120 in a nutshell.

>>30113133
Really?

>>30113158
Yeah, thread 100 is when the field trip started.

Chrysalis was nervous as all fuck but AJ was super happy. You know, until the... mob thing...

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~~

>…so seriously I’m getting worried about them-

“SHHHH!”

>My legs are asleep. My legs are actually asleep.

“SHHHHH!”

>I’m afraid-

“I’m afraid you’re going to tick off the creepy fire thing and we’ll all be dead!”

>…

“…”

>…Three million bottles of cider on the wall-

“No.”

>Then I choose death!

>88
“Bartender”
~~~

“You’re not drinking your regular, Eighty Eight. What’s up?”

The changeling at the end of the bar shrugged, keeping herself hidden in the darkness as she took another drink of something light and fruity.

>I’ve got to stay sober. Going back to watching when the princesses come out. Let me enjoy my free time in peace.

“You’ve never cared about being sober for that. What’s the real deal?”

She shrugged again.

>Maybe I’m just not in the mood. Not a lot of happy times.

“Those times are usually when my business picks up.”

>Well, those times are usually when I go hungry. Different strokes.

“Wouldn’t know, you never took me up on it.”

She chuckled, cursing that he actually got her.

“So what’s really eating you? Come on, you know everything the bartender hears is confidential.”

>He says, to the changeling he told all about Upper Crust’s bad little habit.

“I told it confidentially.”

She chuckled, stopping her telling tapping of her nose.

>…I’m just waiting for some news is all. Probably going to be bad, might be worse.

“Any chance it’ll be any good.”

Her eyes turned sad.

“No hope there?”

>I feel like it would’ve been mentioned by now, let’s just say.

“So then you already know?”

>Probably. I just want to hear it from the source is all.

“And then?”

>If they actually got that information and didn’t just forget about it being idiots, then well…

His keen eye noticed when her hoof shifted a little bit.

>I’ve got a debt to pay.

“Even if it’s bad?”

>I made it clear, one way or the other. I’m a mare of my word. I just need to hear the news…

“If you say so.”

Her own keen eyes noticed him putting the good stuff in the chiller.

“What? Just being prepared.”

She smiled, and toasted to nothing before sipping again on the drink she was sure wouldn’t be enough before the day was over.

>…glad one of us can be.

>>30113459
And the 007 pain piles on!

>>30113459
>7 gets to watch her cry

IT NEVER ENDS

OOCO
>SA
“Cadence”
‘Chrysalis’
~Celestia~
(42)
{18}
=Spitfire=
~~~

>Okay, I knew I should have been worried when all of you decided together on a movie, but this is-

“SHHH!”

>No, this is really more than-

‘SHHHH!’

>I’m not very-

~SHHHHHH!~

>Deeply even! Deeply uncom-

(Please shhh.)

>DEEPLY uncomfor-

{SSHHEEE!}

>…I’m so very-

=Shut it or I punch you in the dick.

>Fine… fine…

“…”
‘…’
~…~
(…)
{…}
=…eee…=

>…so is my sister getting royalties for this or did they just think leaving out her last name means-

“’~{(=SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)}~’”

(Please.)

>>30113707
>It took us this long to make a Twilight joke

Wow

>>30113707
I don't get why Shining Armor would think it refers to Twilight Sparkle. I mean, unless the movie is about an insanely beautiful, super smart, long lived princess that sparkles in the sunlight and who lusts after a teenage colt. And, if that's the case, Twilight should probably stop leaving her fan fiction lying around where people can swipe it.

>>30113951
NC
>Twi
"Spike'
~~~~

>SPIKE!

"Look, you obviously wanted me to see it. And if you want me to see it, you want everyone to see it. Logic, Twi, I thought that was your forte."

>It was behind a six inch solid steel barrier, locked with a sixteen step intricate passcode requiring retina, hoofprint, voice, song and blood samples among others, vacuumed sealed in a weightless environment, armed with forty two different laser systems aimed squarely at it, and with a killswitch designed to burn everything to the ground if it so much as shifts!

"Yeah, but come on. Sixteen steps? I barely needed more than a butter knife. You obviously didn't try that hard."

>HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?

"I'm fireproof. Doy."

>SPIIIIIIKKKKEEEE!

"I know it's coming but I don't regret it. Have you seen my book sales?"

BOOM!

"WORTH IT!

>SA
“Pinkie”
~~

>GAH! PINKIE!

“AHHHHH!”

>What are you doing on my desk!?

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!”

>ON MY DESK!?

“I thought I locked the door! Your room was the only one that’s fortified! It was my only option Shiny! They might’ve broken through otherwise! They might have broken through!”

>Not better! None of this is better! EVERYTHING IS WORSE!

“I’M SORRY!”

>AHHHH!

“AHHHH!”

>”AHHHHHHHHHH!”

~~~~~~

>…

“…”

>So it’s agreed, we never speak of you shaking and baking again.

“I don’t know what you mean.”

>Exactly.

“…Need a nice long shower?”

>If only to hide my tears.

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>>30114239
Wew~

>>30114239
But what does it mean!?

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>>30114356
THINGS!!!!

>>30113707
Just be glad they didn't pick Fifty Shades of hay

>>30114650
>42 trying to do bondage
... Yes

>>30114740
>Did you bring an instruction manual!?

"NO!"

>...

"...Does this say hoof A into tab B or C."

>Stop.

>>30114740

>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand done! What do you think 42?

"...I can't move."

>Well, yeah. That's kind of the point of bon-

"No! I mean... I can't move... and nothing hurts!"

>Oh, that's good th-

"I FEEL NO PAIN!!! OH THANK FAUST ON A MOUNTAIN TOP THERE'S NO PAIN!!!"

>I'm glad but-

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!"

>I don't think you're supposed to feel this goo-

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~!"

>... I-I think I should-

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGAWD~!"

>HEAD TO MY BUNK!

Man, we are really REALLY slow on the story progress recently

I wanna move forward with DT/Twilight but I'd like Luna to be available for the scary coma-dream-fever stuff

>>30114981
Sorry, I took a bit longer with the clothes than expected, KKA would have been farther along If I had.

>>30114981
We didn't want to start anything new to relax and Lavan/KKA are doing big stuff solo. It's actually not that slow compared to most minis, we just got skewed because the Tribblate were churning out 1-3 major events a day for the entire second half of that Arc. Shit was going down EVERY DAY with them.

It'll probably go back to normal when AJ is back.

>>30114981
>>30114990
It's not just that, I've had a lot of events recently that have kept me from finishing up. Yes, this mini arc is almost done, if you can believe it! But of course that's when the TGs pile stuff onto me. They do it every time!

>>30114990
>I took a bit longer with the clothes than expected
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CLOTHES

IS THIS CODED LANGUAGE?

IS SOMETHING DEEP DARK AND FANTASY IN THE WORKS

EXPLAIN

>>30115008
You'll find out next JUSTICE story.

>>30115079
Think you flipped the names around.

>Rarity
"Dash"

>Nothing?

"No"

>Oh poo

"It's... really not your fault..."

>Well If Twilight can move matter around or... whatever she calls it, then surely I could make a dent in these clouds!

"Sorry, Rarity, you're not going to cut it through"

>Are you sure you're just missing it?

"No way! Weather Captain here! I know a cloud when I see one... That thing over there? Not a cloud..."

>...Darling, that's a seagull

"And a damn brave one, too..."

CRACK

>Do you smell burnt chicken...?

"...Nope"

>Ugh, ok, focus Rarity, try and make /some/ good with this souped-up-horn of yours

"Doooon't mind, me, just flying a little lower now"

>Come onnnnnnnnnn-*ZOOT* eep!

"...Hey! It made a hole!"

>Wahaha! I did it! Hold on AJ, Rara's comi-

"Aaaand it's closed up"

>Ohhhhh...

"Sorry, Rares, but we're gonna have to come up with, well, something new..."

>I'm going back inside... place needs sprucing up anyhow...*sniff*

"Oh, brother, hang in there, Rares... Just don't try and cave the roof in trying to make a sand ensuite..."

>>30114981
>fever dream
I bet she has two virile young males on her mind.

>>30115269
...DT?

Who?

>Dash
"Rarity"
~~~

>Is that supposed to help?

"I don't know!"

The pegasus blinked, tilting her head one side to the other as she watched the mare try to balance on her hind legs and curl her forelegs inwards. That would be strange enough, but even stranger was the fact she also was doing her very best to bring her wingtips to connect with them.

Even stranger was her trying to force her head down between them all.

>I just don't get it.

"Look, I'm an alicorn, right?"

>Against all logic, yeah.

"So then I have the combined might of earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn!"

>Because just having magic wasn't broken enough.

"So I must learn to combine them all, and then I can part those clouds with a delicate wisp of my hoof!"

>And you're doing this by... putting it all in your hooves?

"Yes! Hooves for earth pony magic, wings for pegasus, and horn for unicorn, it's perfect!"

>I feel like I should stop you.

"Hush, darling! I'm working!"

Nothing was happening.

>So when you said that-

"Hush!"

>Uh huh.....

"....should I try an attack name? Do you think that will help?"

>The sadder part is it probably won't hurt.

"Very well... Wonderous! Chivalry! ATTACK-"

The Ex-Wonderbolt winced when she heard the ZAP! and the sandcastle lit up for a moment.

"EEEEEEEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE!"

>Shooting magic into your horn wasn't the best idea, I guess?

"OWEEEIIIIE!"

>You okay?

"Kiss it better!"

>If you say so. Mwah.

The alicorn froze when the pegasus's lips pulled away from her blackened hoof.

>Better?

"...A-ahem. Yes. Thank you."

>You okay?

"F-fine! Just screamed a bit!"

>Oh, good. Then that red in your face has nothing to do with your hair being on fire.

"...IEEEEEEEEE!"

She sighed when the dainty pony ran out into the storm.

>It's going to be one of those days.

"IT BURNS!"

>>30115288
Diamond Tiara you fool.

>>30115360
No shit, but who are the " two virile young males" she's supposedly thinking about, that was the question.

>>30115375
Flash and Fizzle.

>>30115375
Oh, snips and snails, duh.

>Rarity
"Dash"
~~~

>...

"Really."

>It could have worked-

"It absolutely could not."

>I mean, the logic is there-

"LIES."

>It's mostly driftwood, which floats-

"Rarity!"

>And then there's the storm to consider, those waves could probably carry a buffalo.

"RARE."

>And then there's the sails, those are-

"YOU CAN'T TURN THE SANDCASTLE INTO A BOAT!"

>...

"...."

>...let me dream.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we have 1001 dalmations!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!'"

[Salutations as usual.]

>Can you show us the world?

"Is it shining?"

'Is it shimmering?'

>Is it splendid?

>"'A whole new world~'"

[What in blazes are you talking about?]

"You know, the dream world."

'We're willing to bet you've seen some really cool things in the dream cities.'

>You should give us a tour for us and our viewers!

Luna smiles.
[No.]

A door opens and Luna gets ready to go through.
>Wait wait, but why?

[You don't want to see the things I've seen.]
Walks in and disappears.

"'Aww...'"

>She'll come around...probably.

"What are we going to do now?"

'...want to bully Fireside?'

>Bullying is not cool. You're a terrible influence and should be ashamed for suggesting it.
Pinkie knocks on the floor.
>Applejack, are you recording right now?!

{Yeah, why?}

>Making sure!

"'...'"

>...well let's go bully Fireside.

>>30115923
After what she did to FS, she deserves it!

>AJ
"AUJ"
~~~

>...what have you done...

It had lasted only a second.

It would shake her for a lifetime.

>What... what have you...

Her lost words and hushed whispers would be broken only when she heard it.

Raindrops, dripping on top of her hat, unobstructed any longer.

>WHAT DID YOU DO!?

The smoke was clearing, slowly as it was painful, taken away by the harsh winds and battering storm that sought to cool the hot surroundings as best they could. Yet even their greatest could not stifle the strange energy that still crackled with it's unnatural power. The red light burned on in defiance of all attempts to put it out or wash it away, burned on so brightly it cast away the dark clouds and bathed the area in that deep crimson. The rain could do nothing but fall down against a magic it could not defeat, useless.

Just as she herself had been, before it was too late.

>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

At last, her calls were answered.

The smoke parted with a single beat of mighty wings. Split wide and moving aside as if it were a solider at their command, staying to the side even when the wind tried to push it back.

The face she had seen a million times in the mirror before looked down at her with a gaze she had never seen in such. The eyes behind the glowing glasses were of an intensity she had not seen in her strongest foe, of a power she had not seen in her greatest allies.

With only a single beat of those wings, the face cast in light of blinding red looked down on her as the darkest of dragons would an ant.

"What Ah' had to do... now it's over."

Knees so shaky almost buckled as the weight laid down on her back. No matter how she tried, she could not keep her head held aloft even to glare at the one who she felt such anger towards. Loose lips fell open in wordless cries as she looked to the earth, still stained with that red magic that burned into her eyes and left image that would not be chased away.

Images beyond what even that magic could conjure.

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>>30116367

"She can't have escaped that, Ah' made sure to stretch it out far as Ah' could. She had to have been nearby, trying to get a good shot at us, trying to get an opening. Doubt she expected you to do anything like this, doubt she thought you had the stomach. She would have stuck close by for her chance and to get more information... last mistake she'd ever make."

Her eyes clenched shut, yet the sights that stained them red would not be taken away. The glowing afterimages stretching out as far as she could see remained there stubbornly, reminding her of just how far it had all gone, how quickly it had all happened.

How slow she had been.

"Ah' know, it seems harsh. You're probably angry, you're probably thinking about attacking me and restraining me. In all honesty, Ah'd probably let you do it. Ah'm not particularly worried anyone would lock me up for this. Sounds like if anything, if Ah' turned to the public, Ah'd probably get a parade."

A dirty orange hoof came to her mouth, covering it to hold back the release of the contents of her sickening churning of her stomach.

"But this wasn't for any accolades, and it sure wasn't for anyone else. Ah' did this to show you that sometimes, just being direct and to the point is how you get the most done. You know this, how many times did we just cut off a bad grower of a tree before it gets too big and starts affecting the orchard. Sometimes, just took a bit of twine and some hard work, but sometimes... there wasn't any saving it. You've been there, you know it, you've been the mare to make that choice, even if Applebloom loved it. That's the mare you need to be now. If you do, then when times like this happens... it's over."

The rain on her back was nothing compared to the chill that suddenly raced down her spine when the churning stopped.

Even that was dwarfed by the new stab of icy pain when she realized in it's place, a feeling so very similar to relief had arrived.

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>>30116374

"It's over... think about it. One shot, one time when you acted decisively, and it's just over. You didn't do it for a jaywalker, you'd never hurt a pony if they didn't deserve it, but this one time the choice was made, you made that choice above all others, and it's just over. Think about that feeling you have, right now. Realizing you never have to worry about this mare ever again. Realizing that nobody ever has to be afraid of her ever again. Realizing that at last, all that pain she caused has an answer. You know she deserved to pay for it, you know she escaped consequences for too long. Now, it caught up with her. Think about it."

She did.

Even if she tried to deny it with words or hoofs flying or magic, she could not deny it in the one place it counted, the place only she could see. Where no lies could be held, not for too long, no lies could be heard to any other.

She thought about those words, that attack, and what it all meant now. What it meant now that it was over.

Justice had finally come.

She could still smell the smoke, feel the crunching concrete and stone beneath her hooves, hear the cries of worry and fear and taste the glue of every letter she sent back to those who needed assurance everything would come out okay. Her mind shot back to the wake of that very first attack, the very first time her city had taken true and devastating damage, the very first time she herself had seen a battle on that scale. She could recall her anger, her hate at the towering monster now just as freshly as if she had cried out in anger to them not a minute before. Every unsure and sleepless night tossing and turning as the creature who was beyond any of her little ponies, any who could have any hope of stopping or matching her, wandered free across the landscape without a single thing to hold her back. No punishment given, not even a day blocked from the sun, there had been no means to stop her.

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>>30116379

No punishment for the one who deserved it more than most.

No justice.

She fought valiantly, but could not hold back the thought that entered that succession of thinking.

"There's justice now, at last... you just weren't the one to bring it."

She had lost that fight when she fell to her knees.

Someone had brought justice for all the ones that had been hurt, Ponies, Griffons, Dragons, Saddle Arabians, countless more she never heard of and never knew. All had been owed something for the pain they had been put under, even if only peace of mind to know that the perpetrator would never bring it again. She had not given them that.

The one above her had, and she had done it without hesitation.

Now, it was over.

"You let them down for too long. It wasn't fair to them, they put their trust in you, believed you would make a better world for them... what have you done instead? Where is it? Where is that world? Where is the justice?... why did it take so long?"

She couldn't pause her heavy breaths enough to answer that.

"If you can do what needs to be done, if you can finally be the mare Equestria needs to bring it peace and stability. You can go beyond what you are now, become someone worthy of being believed in. It's not too late for you. You can do this. You can be the one to finally change things, for good this time. Applebloom can grow up, grow into a world without threats of destruction looming over it. You can be the one to give her that future, the one Celestia couldn't, the one so many others couldn't. She believes in you..."

She looked up, just in time to see the hoof pass gentle over the ribbon on her hair.

"You can be worthy of that. If you're willing to finally be the princess you were always meant to be. Ah' can show you, if you're finally ready to listen. If you're finally ready to grow."

Her hooves were shaking.

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>>30116390

The mud on them felt so sickening and alien now, the dirt around them hotter than it should be and so painful it may as well have been acid. Her mouth stayed dry, even as rain and mist flowed into it from the storm up above.

But it was her eyes that saw the most.

Eyes that saw the mare hanging in the sky above, powerful, confident, capable and so much more. The mare above her that knew what need done, and chased it. The mare above her, in more than just the realm of physical.

The mare who wore her face.

The mare she could have been.

The mare she one day might be.

"Ah' know, it's hard. Nothing worth doing is ever easy. But if you're willing to finally put yourself into it, if you're willing to make the choices nobody else will make... you can be that princess. The one above all, the one they needed all this time... will you?"

From up above, the hoof reached down, offering to pull her up into the sky with her.

>Ah'...

It was so tempting.

>Ah'...

To finally be the Princess she'd always wanted to be. To be the princess the world needed her to be.

To be the princess her family needed her to be.

The princess who could at last bring justice.

She could be all of it, at last.

>A-Ah'll...

If only she took it.

"If you do, we can finally..."

Reality snapped.

Everything did.

Including the twig breaking, heard above the raging storm.

"Ah'll be..."

They'd only a glimpse of it before it was gone. A shape, clear on the very edge of where the blast had reached, barely within it's glowing radius. Just enough they could see the shadow shifting as it slipped from the smoking mist that covered it just enough to be seen for the briefest of moments, and too little to make out the shape exactly.

What the glimpsed shortly enough, a gangling long legs and curved horn barely there in the red glow, was enough.

They barely even registered the short sounds of near silent steps before they were gone.

Chitania lived.

"...this is yer' chance."

For now.

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>>30116395

>W-what?

With a snapping of her head so quickly the afterimage of the spinning blur remained even when she stopped, once more her sight returned to the mare above her.

"Go on ahead... Ah'll be right here."

The unspoken words left more impact than the speech before ever could. The relief in her stomach spoiled and turned rotten, eating away at her insides like the parasite that fear truly was. It reached down into her, made her muscles burn and ache when she tried to move.

Yet, move she did.

She began to walk without a thought, instinct alone funneling her as her legs moved in a fashion more suited for a magical golem of stone than any pony. One after the other she stepped into the smoke, past the barrier that had been created to offer her breath and clarity by the one who still stayed in the air. She never even felt it when she stepped on the still hot coals, or the spark of magic that shocked her when she first entered into the thick brush. She never felt any of it as she passed through, onwards toward the shadow.

Her mind gave nothing to her moving legs, trusting them to keep going even as it focused on the torrent rushing through her head, pouring into and out with such speed she could barely keep track of it.

A million possibilities, a billion actions, a trillion different events, all of them crashing together and mixing and mingling into a contiguity of images, all of them playing out in the span of nanoseconds and passing by without a singling one sticking hold.

Anything could happen, anything might happen, yet only one thing did happen when at last she once more pierced the haze of smoke and fire and magic to breath the cool rain air once more.

Only one thing happened. She looked down, and saw hoofsteps, still fresh in the dirt.

After that, only one thing more could happen. With all the weight of the world on her back, she continued forwards.

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>>30116407

She was not fast as she walked, dread seeping into her every bone as she feared what she would see. Feared what she would do when she saw it. Of all the nightmares of possibilities that could await her, she wasn't sure which one brought her more dread.

That she would find the changeling dead, finally succumbing to wounds that none should ever have endured.

Or that she would find her still living, and be faced with a choice.

Stand aside once more, as she had before, let the the other mare bring the justice she knew to be true.

Take the changeling into her protection, and her safety, and bring her back to the mainland where a trial and uncertain fate awaited her.

Or, at long last, years too late, take matters into her own hooves.

When rushing water filled her ears, she quickened her pace, hoping things would become more clear, a decision could finally be made and quickly, that all would make sense when she finally had all the information. When at last she drew close enough to that sound and could peer through the torrent of rainfall that blocked her view, that hope was taken from her.

The body on the edge of the racing and massive river only made everything so much more senseless.

She froze.

"What are you going to do?"

She could not see any breath escaping from it, she could barely make out anything of it at all. All she saw was a black shadow, covered in dirt and mud and sticks, mere inches from the rapids that seemed seconds from swallowing it in white and racing torrents.

She could not move her legs to bring herself closer, even to see more.

"Make a choice."

Her breath shortened when she swore she saw it move, only to realize it had been another trick of her traitorous mind.

She still had not shifted.

"Either you go deal with this... or Ah' will."

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>>30116415

Thoughts came back, thoughts of how much pain must be there if that body still lived, thoughts of suffering that should not be endured. One way or another, the legs that would not move prolonged that, made it all the worse.

It only made her legs shake.

"You can do this. You can be the princess they need you to be."

It wasn't long after that she realized the heat on top of her head was more than mere emotion could ever bring. She felt it before she'd even heard the ground shift, a long spear of wood snaking up into her hoof's grasp, answering the unspoken call from her glowing horn.

"You can end this, at last. This is your trial, your case. For all the ones she hurt, all the ones she wishes to hurt, all she could do and will do in the future if you don't stop her now, what do you decide?"

That spear felt heavy, far heavier than stone should, let alone simple yet powerful vines of the earth.

"Make a choice."

She shook.

"Be a princess."

Her breath grew short.

"End it at last!"

Finally, her heart stopped.

"Give them all the future they deserve, Princess Applejack!"

She sprung forwards before she'd even realized it. Spear above her head, eyes locked onto the shape below, she moved with such speed, such unnatural grace she'd hardly even realized how quickly she'd closed the distance.

"END IT!"

With both shaking hooves, she held the spear aloft, and pointed it right to the bodies heart.

She froze.

Time ticked away.

Finally, she lowered the spear down.

"...Ah'm disappointed in you."

Her breath came in deep heaves, each one that escape her enough to leave a hot mist that looked as if steam escaped from her with every breath, and with it the wild look in her eyes.

The ones that looked back to the other princess, the one preparing an attack of some kind with a deadly blue magic, had none of that fire or that heat.

They were empty.

>It... it ain't her...

8/??

>>30116419

Spells around the higher mare dissipated, deadly things needed no longer when she sensed the truth behind every broken word. With a wave, she parted the rain as best she could, and let loose a single orb of light down over the body

Even from up above, she could see the bark sticking to it, the straw for hair, the mud holding everything together.

"Well, Ah'll be... that's disappointing."

The string made of woven strips of the local plantlife, doubtlessly the one that had dragged the thing along, leading right into the river.

"Can she swim?"

The empty and hollow look in her eyes said more than she needed to know.

"Figured. Those bugs never did much like water, did they?"

The thought of asking how she knew that never even crossed her mind.

"...is that why you stopped?"

Lips flapped, empty as they opened and closed, both in sound and in the spirit that moved them.

"Is it? Did you only stop because you noticed?... Or because you weren't sure?"

No answer was given.

The more she herself thought on it, the less sure she was there was an answer to give.

"Ah' understand. Maybe, with a clearer head, you'll see why you should have... they won't all do it for you."

She followed the other's gaze when it left her, only to hiss in pain and regret when she saw it pulled along in the water. She steeled herself, letting one last tiny hope of light glimmer for a moment, only a moment.

It was all she would be given before it was snuffed out the moment she pulled the rope from the water, with nothing lying on the other side.

>...Ah' couldn't even be there...

Above her, there was a sigh as the other shook her head, a single sliver of genuine regret slipping through the otherwise harsh and commanding tone.

"You got lucky. Ah'll admit that. It should have been you, you should have been the one to finish her off. But at least regardless... she's gone."

>...she's gone.

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>>30116428

The voice that came out sounded so broken, so empty, perfectly matching the face that fell forwards as her head leaned it towards the filthy mud, not even the stalwart face above could give only hard stares any longer. That face cracked in sympathy, one she did not even bother to hide.

"At least at last... her victims can have-"

>...can have what?

When she looked back up, her heart stopped.

Fear.

The one expression, of all expressions, that she had doubted she would ever see on the other mares face.

Real and genuine fear marring the normally unbreakable stone face of the alicorn, enough to make her own heart lock it's steady beat and send ice racing down every single vein.

Lightning flashed, dispelling all doubt and confirming all fears. In the shadow stretched out before her, she saw it.

The shape so tall, so much bigger than it should have been, eclipsing her own.

It all became clear, even before she felt the drips of warm mud and some other substance on her back, and smelled the rancid hot breath that wafted past her ears.

>...Chitania...

She saw the other mare begin to charge up her attack, a blinding gathering of a number of creations, yet she could not move fast enough.

>Ah'.. Ah' just wanted to-

It was too late before the massive, bark covered limbs swung around her, grasping her in a powerful bear hug before she could even blink. The twin limbs were relentless, pushing all the power still left in those hole ridden hooves into a mighty squeeze, just enough to force out the rest of her breath mid sentence.

~You missed your chance to kill me.~

There was no time to return that breath to her lungs, or for the flying mare to unleash her attack before everything became weightless, hooves finding no purchase on a deep muddy edge and no hope of slowing down before both herself and the massive weight that pulled her sank beneath the roaring waters.

"APPLEJACK!"

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>>30116433

The cry went unanswered as frantic magic gathered, letting loose a barrage that lanced into the water both at the point of the descent and downstream. With a furious bolt of energy, she tore the river asunder, splitting the mighty waves clean to part them enough to see down into even the deepest sections of creekbed.

"Wha..."

There was nothing.

Even the strongest of waters shouldn't have been enough to carry both away, yet nothing remained but empty mud and the odd fish that flapped uselessly in the riverbed. In desperation, she cast further downstream, eyes darting all around as she sought out any trace of either body, big or small.

There was nothing.

"Where... where'd she go!? How did she-"

A splash, loud enough to be heard even over the roaring waters, stole that attention back. A glimpse, that was all there was, a single glimpse of something breaching the white water and cresting upwards back onto the shoreline.

Something much further upstream, not down.

"HOW!?"

There was barely glimpse of the retreating figure or cackle heard before it vanished into the trees, perfectly blending into the dark brush with the remnants of the disguise washed off by the powerful waves, nearly invisible.

The creature likely would have been completely, had it not been for the splash of orange still carried along.

Wings flared and power grew as a chase began.

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!"

It was nearly impossible to follow the racing mare. Every time that the gap seemed to be narrowing, the shape would suddenly vanish only to reappear a random distance away, always on another path and running just out of sight.

"AH'M GOING TO FIND YOU! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THIS WORSE!"

A cackle answered back the call, just as intended. Wings folded down as the world became a shapeless blur, eyes behind spectacles dancing inhibited by the waves of wind and water that crashed against them as the distance to the sound grew shorter and shorter.

"WHERE ARE YOU!?"

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>>30116443

Another cackle, further away this time made teeth clench with anger.

"One shot you dang monster, just give me one clear shot..."

~Over here.~

Instinct alone made wings bank and fire off like a rocket, magic surrounding the orange shape as she effortlessly blasted through every tree in it's way, every one shattering until at last the final one fell, and an open gap in the endless forest awaited.

From above, something moved.

It was only the last moment registering the color of that projectile that prevented her from making a terrible mistake, and prevented her from catching the princess of this world before they crashed into the ground and sank into the mud.

Without thinking, magic grabbed hold of the figure and pulled them up, lifting the coughing and gasping and choking thing off of her back to let the liquid splatting out with every breath stain her fur, rather than sink back where it had came. The princess of this world was kept prone, set on her side to heave up the massive amount of water she had pulled into her empty burning lungs the moment she'd been submerged.

"Where is she!?"

The delirious and breathless pony struggled to move her lips, shaking like a leaf in the storm as tried to force out words between every forced breath sucked in between chattering teeth.

>S-she-

Between the hacking and coughing, a weak hoof rose, pointing towards nothing as a mind reached out for one that had gone on a path she'd no way of finding.

"She drained you..."

The pale lips, the shaking hoof, the foggy eyes, everything had pointed to the undeniable truth that the Queen had taken advantage when she'd begun to drown, and taken ever drop she could in the brief time she was able.

"How much?"

The pony beneath her faltered, shaking her head as she tried to clear the strained pain to no avail.

"How much did she get from you!?"

~Enough.~

Heart's stopped when they heard the voice so very near.

~Enough... to crush you.~

There was a light.

12/?

>>30116454

Just on the edge of the clearing, nearly hidden by the rain and the storm, there was a flash of emerald brilliance.

A flash so very bright, and so very, very high up.

Then came the roar.

"...Queen Chitania."

Booming, loud enough that it rattled the shaking bones of the mare down below.

"Ah' have deemed your actions to be without defense, and you without any hope of rehabilitation."

That roar continued as the shadow was cast down, the rims curling around a shape. Pitch black inside, nothing but a shape.

A very, very large shape, pointed at the top.

"Rather than give you the trial you do not deserve, Ah' have decided to pass judgement here and now. And unlike the ponies you're used to, Ah' will not give anymore chances. In the name of the peace of the Citizens of Equestria, in the name of justice..."

It came while the roar still was at it's peak.

"AH' SENTENCE YOU!"

The shape didn't even have a chance.

The magic had gathered before even a single blink of the coughing mare's eye could finish, the seals had formed before another drop of rain could finish it's descent, the connection had been made at the speed of light.

>N-NOOO-

The words were drowned out by the thunder that followed.

"TO DEATH!"

A beam of light so massive it could easily have dwarfed the trunk of the mightiest of trees all around split the world on that red line. The shock tossed the princess reaching for her counterpart aside, casting her across the ground with the force that exploded out in ever direction. The rainfall vanished all around, turned to steam beneath the scalding burn that stretched out across the plain.

The shape was struck true, and it was over.

In the blink of an eye, a flash of light, everything had changed.

"...that's what a real princess looks like-"

Everything had changed, and that was the honest truth.

>LOOK OUUUTTT!

Many things registered the moment the desperate cry sank in.

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>>30116462

The first was the way the world slowed, letting her take in and process everything that lay before her. The stretch of charred and likely forever scarred landscape that ended at the point that had been her whole world not a moment ago. The shape that had been her everything.

The shape that now held a massive halfcircle that lie where there had once been a center, before the top had been blasted apart.

A shape that was glowing red, and not through any residual magic of hers, but through the glowing heat of melted remains that still stood.

Melted remained that sizzled as they poured over stone, all that remained of the outcropping of rock she had fired upon.

What came next was the heat hitting her, and not a single bit of it from the slagged wad of earthen stone that crumbled before her very eyes. That heat emerged behind her, and brought with it a cold gust down her spine.

What came at last was of all of them the least expected.

What came at the end, when she turned around, she never saw coming.

Not the changeling still bathed in the remnants of that strange green fire.

Not the way that hole ridden hoof cocked back, still bathed in flame.

Not even the movement as it punched forwards and struck her right in the chest.

The water scattered, and for a second, the whole world stopped.

"...Really?"

When it sank in how little pain, little feeling in general the massive punch had left behind, a wicked smirk crossed the hard face, mocking and derisive to herald a thousand unspoken insults to the changeling so weak she needed to rest her entire weight on the shaking hoof pressed to the orange chest.

It was left there, undisturbed and uncared for, when the magic on the alicorn's horn returned, and prepared to end it all.

"Was that supposed to do something?"

The world stopped all over again with a single sound.

A single, soft, clink.

~Yes, it was.~

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>>30116472

Everything had changed, just as had been expected.

None of it as she had ever dreamed in her worst nightmares.

"N-no..."

Something glowed beneath that massive hoof.

"You... you can't..."

Something that made the smile on the changeling grow, and the pony's face twist into utter horror.

"H-how did you... you can't...."

~I never could have...~

As the alicorn's face deepened even further, the dark smile turned wistful for just a moment.

~I couldn't, but...~

Both remained frozen, unable to move as the light suddenly stalled.

~She could.~

Then it exploded.

The prone princess on the ground was left breathless by the sudden explosion, the color, the light, the sheer magic pouring out of every hole in the mare's hoof. Colors that swirled around both in a gale of wind that sent both sets of hairs waving behind their heads. Colors connected to that magic that were so very specific.

So very familiar.

>S-... Sunset...

Yellow, and red.

"How!?"

~She had hope you were different, that you were better...~

That smile wavered once more, growing wistful as the magic suddenly picked up.

~She knew better than to believe it.~

It spilled out, and reached to the very edge of the forest when that grasp began to pull away.

~She left a gift for me, just in case.~

The mare let loose a gasp that would have been a scream if only her lugs could hold the air. Her eyes went white and her body twisted in pain as she lifted from the ground, connected still to the linked light hovering between hoof and the mare's chest.

The swirls of colors red and yellow connected them both to a single, solitary point.

~A way to gather enough power to always survive!~

The apple symbol on the orange chest.

~Give it to me!~

With a sound so very like a harmonious choir singing to the heavens, the apple split down it's center.

~Give me...~

Out from it, a shape emerged.

An unmistakable, undeniable shape recognized by all present.

~The power.. of THE ALICORN OF LOVE!~

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>>30116485

Cadence's cutie mark, hovering in a sea of pink light.

>...what have you done...

If there had been strength to be given, or time to give away, the princess of another world would have said something to the horrified, broken words that slipped from the stunned mare on the ground.

There was none to give. Not strength, not time.

Weak hooves tried to reach up, to stop it before it had gone too far, but it was too late. The massive hooves released her and snapped together, capturing that mark between the curves of the holes in her hooves, hovering it as she contained the wild bursts of bright colors that tried to escape.

~So long as I still breath...~

With the unceremonious drop of the princess, those limbs curled inwards into the broad chest.

In a single instant, the mark made contact with the shattered and broken remnants of her armor, and everything changed.

~No many how times I fall...~

The broken pieces reformed. Plates that had been torn to shreds by the weapons of her for reassembled themselves as the mark sank further into the chest plate. Parts once hanging by mere threads reforged into strong and glorious armament, the dulled and scorched remains cast away until they shined with a brilliant and smooth luster.

From nothing more than chips and broken remains, they were as the Queen herself had become, reforged back.

Wounds regenerated, everything broken shifted away, changed back to what they once were and so much more.

Only to change again once more.

~I WILL NEVER BE STOPPED!~

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>>30116498

Ends twisted upwards on the place on her chest, rising up to curl along either side of her slender neck until it appeared she had forged it from the skull of a minotaur's worst demon. Plates on her backside locked in with a shuddering hiss of magic, spreading down until their armament reached just above the bend of her legs. With a symphony of metal sliding against metal, her back ignited as light covered her broken wings completely, only to emerge with a new armor at the socket that spread out to cover them until the blue streams more resembled the jet of a mighty machine than anything organic.

The streams did not end at her neck, continuing on until curled around her face, black magic spreading out like licks of flames just beyond her cheeks and hardening into a blackened helmet.

Finally, with eyes blazing, her hair was consumed. When the light dissipated, a new crown of perfection lie upon her head.

The formation of the armor stopped, all lie still.

It was broken when her head rocked back, and she let loose a roar.

Whatever had covered the armor before paled in comparison to the luminescence that overtook her, and shot to the sky. Blue fires, the same familiar color of the crystal heart of the princess of love, suddenly exploded along the black plates, carving symbols in their wake as they cut through the unnatural metal with ease.

To those present, those heavens, to the whole world, she let loose that roar so all may know, all may see her light, all may hear her.

Queen Chitania, the Titan, had returned.

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>>30116511

The princesses were left breathless when the flames died down at last, and the roar ended. In the smoking wake of the fire, new symbols had forged themselves on her armor, bright shapes of fire on her sides and on her wings.

Yet it was the mark on her chest that drew their eye.

~Well...~

The mark the Queen trailed with one last, slow stroke of her hoof, before she let it fall away.

The mark in the shape of a heart.

~I suppose it's true what they always say.~

At last, whatever pain had held the princess of another world down had lifted, and she rose to her hooves.

With eyes burning, the changeling gave her a wicked smile, and winked with her scarred left eye.

With the incomprehensible scream of rage, the final battle had begun.

~Love conquers all.~

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30116518
Like four different things worthy of their own happening just happened right there holy shit what

>>30116518
CALLED IT FUCKING CALLED IT RIGHT HERE I CALLED IT YES SIR ONE DICK SUCK PLEASE