In-character pickup lines

>>30097657
Second best princess sure is cute

>>30097657
I love this idea. I wish I was creative.

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>"Hey, I saw you cheering for me today, wanna grab a bite with a famous pony?"

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How do you like your eggs? Fried, boiled or fertilized?

>>30097828
>"y-you too"

>>30097828
Kys

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>"Hi Anonymous."
>gives written poem about death and the meaningless path that leads to it, but that your company would make it bearable.
>Then she bites you

>>30097828
I'd scramble her eggs

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>"So, you wanna meet me somewhere under the sky sometime and just, you know, be? Like, together?"

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>"This will not be over quickly."
>"You will not enjoy it."

>>30097657
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>30098606
I would kill for this to happen.

>>30098829
I swear I'd write something if I knew how to write this kind of char.
But I'm sure someone will, down the road.

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>"Want to help me make a cream pie?"

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>Yoo-hoo! Yes, you! Darling, you simply *must* know that someone as handsome as you can do much better than that... *scoff* mare you hang around. Why don't let me treat you like the king you are? Don't you want the queen that you deserve?

>>30099221
Rarity would never think I'm handsome
Immersion ruined

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>Hey! I know you!
>You're the guy who hangs out with that boring mare!
>C'mon, I'll show you how to have fun!
>Oh, her? She doesn't have to know. I can keep a secret! Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

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>Ah've been meaning to tell ya somethin. That mare you like? She's bad news. Honest. Someone with your integrity shouldn't get mixed up with her.
>Ya know, after I finish my chores, Ah've got a niiice little spot picked out that's perfect for a picnic at sunset. Ah'll make those apple treats ah know ya like. Do yourselfa favor and date an honest mare.

>>30099221
>>30099244
>>30099281
KEKSHED ANON
STOP
I know it's you
just fucking stop

>>30099290
I hate that meme. This is quite the opposite.

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>Oh, hi there...
>I just wanted to tell you that, um, you can talk to me about anything...
>I've seen how that mare treats you. She's... Not very nice.
>No, I have to be truthful - she's just awful to you!
>Please, why don't you give your heart to somepony who really, really cares about you?

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>hi Anon wanna go on a date ? I promise it'll be fun

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>Look, I don't know how to tell you this...
>That mare? I don't think she's your type.
>I've seen you two together. There's nothing there.
>I'm your friend. I know you. And I think you're lying to yourself.
>You shouldn't lead her, or yourself, on like this. Don't give in to that feeling of obligation.
>When was the last time you really let your heart decide?
>You know, a good friend would always be there for you...

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>Hey, you! Where do you think you're going?
>I'll tell you where you're going. You're going on a date! With me!
>Oh, her? Pfft, haha, you can forget about her! You've got me now! And I'm waaaaay better.
>Seriously. She doesn't even come close.
>Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go!

>this thread
My immersion is completely ruined.

>>30099474
>Pony pickup lines
>Immersive
I don't think we're watching the same show. This would never happen anyway. There's no immersion to be found here.

>>30099244
>>30099281
>>30099382
>>30099422
>>30099469
I have to admit to being a little impressed by how far you're willing to take this meme.

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>"Hey, is this mare bothering you?"
>"Why don't you come talk to me instead?"
>"I'm from another dimension"

>>30099533
That fag never posts more than like two sentences, and he never sticks around past the first couple posts.

>>30099552
It's gonna get a little wierd

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>>30099533
I don't think it's /him/
An usurpator maybe?
A fan?

>>30099552
>"I'm from another dimension"
10/10 I think that was your best line yet

>>30099552
>"I'm from another dimension"

Either the best or worst choice of words for a pick up line

>>30099533
You don't know what cucking fucking is retard. these are mares trying to encourage somebody to cheat. cucksheds do not come into it. God damiit /mlp/ is retarded

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>"NEEEEIIIIGHH."
>"NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH."
>"[Huffing Intensifies]"
>"[Whinnies Intensify]"
>"HURRRGH."

>>30099614
>it's not the same if you change the victim!
You don't get it Anon, nobody likes cucking.
Whether it's being cucked or cheating on your waifu/another living being.
You need to be messed up to actually like and fantasize over this kind of shit.

>>30099653
Did I ever say otherwise. I hate the m6 in this portrayle but there is no evidence it is cuckshedanon

>>30099653
>nobody likes cucking
Then why do cucks exist

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>>30099691
Okay, sorry I didn't expect you guys to act even more retarded than usual.
Let me rephrase that.
>nobody except a handful of degenerates likes cucking
I'm sure there's more transexuals than there are people enjoying being cucked.
Not sure which should be gassed first tho.

>>30099653
>cucked or cheating on your waifu
It seems more like they're trying to save Anon from an abusive relationship which, I find incredibly cute.

>>30099699
It's not a question of whose first to fry, but a matter of your oven's size.

>>30099712
>I'll tell you where you're going. You're going on a date! With me!
>Oh, her? Pfft, haha, you can forget about her! You've got me now! And I'm waaaaay better.
>Seriously. She doesn't even come close.

>That mare? I don't think she's your type.
>I've seen you two together. There's nothing there.
>I'm your friend. I know you. And I think you're lying to yourself.
>You shouldn't lead her, or yourself, on like this. Don't give in to that feeling of obligation.

>Hey! I know you!
>You're the guy who hangs out with that boring mare!
>C'mon, I'll show you how to have fun!
>Oh, her? She doesn't have to know. I can keep a secret! Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

Really Anon?
You could argue for AJ, maybe. Not the rest.

>>30099402
I like this one best

>>30099632
Where is that image from?

Thread ruined.

>>30100387
You already said that, faggot. Maybe if you made a relevant post, you could get it back on track. Or just leave your precious thread if you don't like it anymore.

>>30099801
I like to think they're all trying to be helpful. They all want whoever they're taking to to be happy. Though RD, Rarity, and Pinkie especially don't appear very noble. Maybe from their perspective, they kinda think they're helping?

>>30099422
This would probably be enough to sway me to Twilight.

>>30098643
This actually sounds super comfy

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

If ya didn't come home with me, sheila

I'd fuckin spew

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>"OI, YOU FANCY A SHAG ABOUT NOW, EH?"

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>Really? You have no marefriend at all? That's a surprise for sometime with a heart like yours.
>You must be so lonely...
>I know what that's like.
>What do you say we share our loneliness together?
>Even if it's just for a little while...

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>>30098606

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>Hey, baby.
>What, this? Oh, that's just some pocket change.
>Why don't you let me show you a good time tonight?
>I'm gonna make your heart soar.

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Oui, c'est Twingo

>>30101440

Fuck off you ugly donkey.

>>30100371
Spore Creature Creator.

>>30101467

"SCHWING!!"

>>30101467
Fuck off Chrysalis

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>>30101467
>Implying the company of a romantically lonely human would be any comfort at all to a being that, if not immortal, has lived for thousands of years

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>>30101720
>"Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Herbert Grinwitz

Maximum Overkek

>>30103470
>Implying she wouldn't get her heart broken over and over again for companionship
>Implying she has a choice

>>30101720
>That first one
Damn it poop jokes always get me

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>>30101720

>>30098746
>unsheaths katanas
>I disagree.

Comfy thread ruined.

>>30104380
Kek

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>>30097657
>"Oh-ho-ho-ho my, what a disgruntled mensch you are! Why not have some fun with an interdimensional God of Chaos? Maybe we'll put that chaotic attitude to some use, hmm?"

>>30106615
Kek