>Big Mac lost his virignity and got a girlfriend

>>30093360
What's your excuse.

>>30093360
He was a kissless virgin in his high twenties, there is still hope for us.

Also he could have transcended and become an alicorn, just as I can become a wizard, but he blew it.

>>30093366
I think that was the intention of the sombre tone of the image that he chose to post, signifying a depressing lack of alpha characteristics.

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>>30093366
>could have lost my virginity to my gf in high school
>was too much of a retarded protestant christfag drone to go through with it

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>>30093366
>Had a GF
>Said she wanted to cane me with glass covered wood rods over the back before we fucked.
>She bit a judge
>Learned girls are fucking crazy.

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>>30093366
I was a stupid kid. Embarrassed more like it, like just to have a gf or do any of that at all. I blew it. Missed out on all the opportunity and all the learning experiences. Sucks too, because I'm starting to get real fucking sick of being alone after all these years.

Middles school killed my prospects. First, some new kid swooped in from out of town and took the bitch I was crushing on since elementary. Fuck that guy in the ear. Then, a couple years and a whole lot of self-esteem later, I finally did get a gf, and before all my friends too, but that didn't last long. I went to a school full of dumb, trashy beaners, so as a white guy with a working brain I was naturally a big target. Had a filipino who hung out with the spics because he was brown enough for them to accept him. He teamed up with them to break up my relationship. Just so he could fit in with the animals and fuck my shit up. He's a suicidal, nihilistic, narcissistic mess, the prick. The worst part is, it worked. all they had to do was embarrass my ass and it fell apart cause I was a meek little pus. But it was in the face of my best friend at the time, what was I to do?

Had one other opportunity after that, kind of. I wasn't about to ask my mom to drive me across town so I could hang out with this chick though. I was like 15-16 and that would have been way to demeaning.

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>>30093366
I was a smart-ass piece of shit in middle school, plus all my schoolmates were trash and the ones who wasn't moved away, so I didn't have any need to socialize.

Then in my first day in High School I felt for a rather ugly but kind of cute girl, which by today's standard would be a SJW. I was too shy and too stupid to say that I liked her right away, so I just started building up a friendship with her. Two years later, I grew a pair of balls and told her that I liked her. She told me that she had a boyfriend (bullshit) and then I realized that she had been using me for the last two years like the beta faggot I was.

After that, I gave up completely and just tell myself that it's not worth the risk when I meet a girl and I like her.

>>30093463
>glass covered wood rods over the back before we fucked.
Well I have seen worse but that still goes beyond regular sadism

>>30093602
It was fucking terrifying to hear her describe that shit.

>>30093360
Me too.
I don't feel better about it tho.

>>30093366

I already have and i don't want one

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>>30093366
Women are scary,plus no Hooves can ever be substitute for a perfection that is rainbow dash

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>>30093366
>Friend I liked the most
>We were 16
>She was perfect and I liked her a lot
>His boyfriend broke with her
>She was sad
>Tried my best to console her
>Her dad was a police, died in a shooting
>Even worst than ever
>She comes to my home day and day, expend time together talking about happy stuff
>Never say a thing about her ex
>Never mention her dad
>We could have lots of sexy time
>But we never did
>I never wanted
>I would feel like I was using her
>One day, her mother decided to leave the city
>It was from one day to the other, it happened so fast that I didn't know she was gone already
>Never said goodbye
>Never scored
>But most important, never told her how much I liked her

>>30093366
>cheating on your waifu with 3dpd
what a faggot

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>>30093773
You are cucked like Marble

>>30093446
>not saving yourself for marriage
Remove degenerates from premises

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>>30093794
>marriage
society's most forced meme

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>>30093814
>society's most forced meme
It's only forced if you're muslim or from India

>>30093360
Well, yeah. Unlike you, Big Mac isn't a NEET. He has a full-time job on the Apple farm and therefore a steady income.

>>30093833
Plus he actually tried talking to her and other shit to get her attention.
And that fucker hardly talks

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>>30093366
I don't live in Equestria

>>30093814
I used to think that, but if it forces people to stay together (when they have kids, that is. I don't give a fuck about couples without kids.) then it's absolutely good.
Divorces and separations is the worst shit kids can go through really.
Look at the US niggers.
No marriage = shitty life = shitty education.
As simple as that.

>>30093360
Dumb frogposter
>>30093850
>No marriage = shitty life = shitty education

[Citation needed]

>>30093925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIpcxy9M1pw&t=38s
https://therationalists.org/2016/07/13/why-do-black-people-commit-more-crime/

>>30093366
I didn't have a condom. Also I was scared

>>30093850
Well obviously if you actually knock someone up you should be forced to care for the child and mother, but the idea that you're SUPPOSED to get married eventually is bullshit

>have a good job
>my own house
>no debt
>still can't convince someone to date me

Women are trouble. Always seems like one of those things that straddles a razor's edge. It's easy to ruin a relationship.

>>30094028
Oh, yeah, let me try and rephrase what I really meant.
Religion is good. Not because of religious purpose or belief or whatever, but because it gives people reasons to stay together.
I don't give a fuck if you believe in jesus or buddha or whatever else, but if religion stops you from divorcing after having a child (that's still under your care) then it's 100% cool to me.
And I guess it goes also for committing crimes and whatever, if having jesus in ur life helps you stay in line, good.

>all the fucking normies itt that settled for a waifu after being burned by 3dpd or still cling to foolish hope.

>>30094055
It's okay to hope for a better future Anon.
It could happen to you too.

>>30093360
Stupid frog shitter

I'm almost 40. I've lived my whole life with so many regrets and unfulfilled desires, but I can tell you the pain eventually goes away. When you're dead inside like me, that is.

>>30093366
I had sex and I have unstable unhapy relationship.

I'd rather stay a virigin and be "loveless"

>>30094073
Dead inside at 31, I just want to eat the bullet.

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>>30093360
man ya some bitches!

look I ain't never had a girlfriend too

so what did instead of feeling like shit was figure out a way to substance my self without a women.

what i learn is that romance/sexuality into 3 main needs, phyiscal, emotional and social

just solve those needs and you are golden

>tfw anons are too turn on by they're pity resolve their romantic and sexual needs themselves by themselves

>>30093366
I just honestly never really cared to be in a relationship I don't think I ever will desu

>>30094011
>The nationalist

Maybe not a politically biased source?

>>30094158
Try again Anon.
Reread and review the sources.
Once more.

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>>30093360
I wished I didn't lose mine to someone who later went out her way to become a crack whore. It's not even worth it when you don't make it some kind of ritual.

But I'm happily married with a 2 year old and one on the way.

>>30093366
I attended an all boys' high school. It basically killed any sex drive and interest I had in girls and by the time I entered university I barely knew how to talk to them let alone have any interest towards them.

>>30094062
I do hope for the future, i just know my future wont involve a human female unless future-me makes some seriously bad decisions.

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>>30093366
I just don't have the courage or self esteem to ask her out
She's been leading me on, but I don't think I can grab this opportunity

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>unironically wanting/having/had a 3dpd gf
no wonder this place is such utter shit

>>30094254
So just end the suffering. Not like that.

If your miserable in the current state of your relationship with her, move on.

There are two ways of doing that:
>just cut off communication entirely and start the healing process.
>ask her out, if she says yes just go with it. Follow the lessons we are about to get from Discord on the 27th. If she says no go with the first way.

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>>30094011
>sargon of akkad

Into the trash it goes.

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>>30094265
This, if I'm being quite honest.

Unvirgins and normo's leave

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>>30093360
They haven't canonically had sex yet you fucking retard.

>>30093360
Fuck off frogposter.

Sure is r9k in here. All girls want is a big cock. Never befriend a woman without this in mind. If you are not the one sticking a big cock in her someone else is, she won't wait for you. They are shallow cock hungy manipulators. Don't be tricked into becoming a beta provider unless she is taking your cock.

>>30094518
This board has a lot of /r9k/users on it.

Cancer.

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>>30093446
>could have lost my virginity three times to three different girls
>didn't because we weren't married

Looking back on it, I dodged a bullet with those very strange girls anyway.

>tfw still looking and praying for a wife

>>30094518
You know nothing about women and I feel sorry for you.

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>>30093360
>Big Mac lost his virignity and got a girlfriend

/r9k/ the thread

Wew lads, even I lost my virginity when I was 19 years and I'm a fat nerd

>>30094584
now you're a fat normie

ta-da, kill yourself

>>30094590
Fuck off, woe is me Special Snowflake Autist.

>>30094606
Having sex with your your mom doesn't count faggot.

>>30094563
Really because I'm married and fucked a few girls before and sense. Also have girls constantly seeking attention from me which I do not give unless it involves my cock.

>>30094608
>ur mom xD

Careful, don't let your teacher catch you posting on 4chan during class, kid.

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>sharing a board with people who're married/have gf's
God, I hate this place

Now I know how the robots feel, their board is just a zoo where normalfags go to poke the animals

>>30094643
>Caring about what other people do with their life.
This is why you are cancer.

>>30094643
There is no excuse for not putting your cock in a girl. If your too ugly work out take care of yourself try smiling and be confident. It really doesn't take much if you have a working cock. Also lower your standards not all fat girls are ugly but some pretty girls are ugly on the inside.

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>>30094661

I fucking hate this board.

>>30094670
I'm pretty sure you are a lot newer than anybody else here, because nobody else give a damn what redit thinks.

Big Mac and Sugar Belle fucking where?

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>be me
>18
>high school senior
>befriend a qt 3.14 junior
>we had a lot in common
>she was lonely at school
>had to work hard to be her friend
>she crushed on some guy who gave no fucks about her existance
>he had all her attention without trying
>there were 4 of us fags sitting at a table with her, including him
>that same guy just abandons her and everyone else except me follows
>she's miserable
>feels unwanted
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>i give them shit for making her sad
>backlash.mp3
>gave no fucks that I wasn't friends with them anymore
>she thanks me for my help

>8 months later
>graduated
>can't keep in touch with her since she doesn't use social media that often
>come back to visit her
>she usually looks moody
>her face lights up when she sees me
>"oh hey anon! None of the other seniors I knew ever came back to visit us"
>hugs me tight
>whatisthisimfeeling.gif
>visited her every day
>she appreciated my company
>mentioned fainting the other day due to malnutrition
>her mom doesn't make her lunch or gives her money for food
>igotanidea.png
>start making her lunch every day
>she loves it
>strengthen our bond

>>30094666
>There is no excuse for not putting your cock in a girl
Meh, I don't particularly care about sex. So I don't seek it out and try to avoid being bothered by society constantly ramming the message down my throat that I'm missing out on something that doesn't interest me. I think that's a pretty valid excuse.

>>30094679
Not nearly enough porn yet. The ride is over if this were 2012 the board would be full of new porn for every new episode.

>>30094679
They didn't.Autists in this thread are just being stupid.

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(Cont.)

>1 week later
>give her lunch in the morning like always
>wait to see her after school
>20 minutes pass and she still doesn't come out
>I come back the next morning
>I try to give her lunch like always
>"UHH, CAN YOU NOT?!"
>she's angry
>walk back to my car, wondering why she's mad
>hear someone behind me
>it's the new vice principal
>tells me that I can't be on campus
>gives no explanation
>I get a phone call later from the principal
>if I'm seen on campus again they're calling the police
>wtf.jpeg
>I ask my friend to look into it for me
>apparently her mom saw me talking to her daughter every day
>overprotective
>told the school administrators
>now im banned from seeing her or making contact
>can't even visit the school to see my old teachers
>I was told I can visit in a year
>by then, the girl will be graduated and god knows where

It's been about 6 months since then. And I know that her and I were perfect for each other. I was even told by a few people that we would make a cute couple. Some even thought I was her boyfriend. It still haunts me to this day. Just thinking about how things could have been really tears me up inside. I still have hopes that I'll see her again but by then, no doubt she will already have a bf. 99% of all the girls and women I have encountered are the same. Guess whos' that 1%. Still hoping for a better tomorrow.

>>30094682
>>30094692
Fuck off, no one cares about your "woe is me" sob story.

>>30093366
I genuinely do not want to lose my V-card.

>>30094666
>just settle for fat chicks, anon!
Never listen to someone who says this, they're an evil fat chick in disguise.

And Satan numbers confirm this.

>>30094689
That's totally OK but don't complain that pussy is some unachievable goal. it's super easy to get and a girl basically trades that for attention. Do not give girls attention unless they are taking your cock. This is what beta males cannot understand. Why would a girl play with your cock when she gets cock from Chad but you give her all the attention she wants without her even having to see your cock. Chad only shows up when his cock is hard which she quickly satisfies his hunger. Then calls you up to talk about it and suck emotional support from but without sucking your cock.

>>30094714
There are bigger girls who take care of themselves I'm just saying if she is the only option at the time give her some cock. She will be most great full. Im not telling anyone to go after specifically girls who don't take care of their bodies.

>>30094720
I'm someone else entirely, I just saw 'no excuse' and thought it was a bit silly. I agree, if I bothered to put even a small effort in and made it a goal to have sex I could probably make it happen. All that redpill stuff you're spouting there is a load of BS though.

>>30094666
>>30094620

Please ignore this man, I think he's the same anon who claims that he's married to a perfect woman who does all his chores while sucking his dick and never complains or has any expectations. This man is a liar. You are going to fail miserably if you go out into the real world looking for a supermodel who wipes your ass and cleans up after you and gives you all the food and sex you want and gets nothing in return. Women are massively, MASSIVELY turned off by this sort of man, and will run as fast as they can in the other direction. Women want someone who will help them raise a baby, not another helpless screaming infant.

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>>30093366
I'm already taken.
And omfg he's perfect.

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>>30094772
can you help me improve my negging game, mystery

>>30094772
Actually, these women do exist. Just look for the ones with black eyes who have shit excuses for them.

>>30094757
It isn't garbage we are all animals women can literally smell your cock from across the room. But you would need to be in the room first. Then you would need to be Chad to seal the deal. Or you would need to realize your not Chad but be willing to put in the effort to not be a fat pathetic pice of shit with grerasy unkept hair and yellow teeth, dirty chetto stained clothes and a defeted attitude.

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>>30094720
Post a picture of yourself, Mr. Cunt Destroyer. Be sure to include timestamp. I'll bet a thousand dollars you won't do it because you look like pic related and you're a liar who goes on My Little Pony imageboards and brags about all the "pussy" you get.

>>30094809
>Anouncing a report

Idiot.

>>30094772
I wouldn't call my wife a supermodel to me she is a 10 and with makeup dressed up fancy others might find her a 7. Where did I say as a man you would approach a woman and ask or expect her to be the provider. They will just end up doing this to get at your cock. You sound like a bitter woman who doesn't want to take care of their body and is ugly on the inside too. Your right no man with standard would want you.

>>30094790
That's true. There are women with self-esteem issues, mental disorders, etc who actually will let themselves be abused by men and even defend the men who victimize them.

http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/understanding-battered-womens-syndrome/

>>30094828
Post a picture of yourself you fat fucking faggot. You're not married. You've never had sex.

>>30094835
But the question is, how do I go about getting such a perfect waifu?

>>30094814
I didn't mean to come off as braggadocios. I just cannot stand people complaining about not attracting female attention but who are willing to give females attention without their cock. I assure you I'm not a Chad but take care of myself for myself and make myself happy then try to spread happyness to those around me versys negativity. So you want a pic of my cock right? you post tits first or get the fuck out.

Old news, since Big Mac is Apple Bloom's father, AJ is her real mother. Wincest.

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>>30094828
>>30094800
>>30094720
>>30094666
>>30094518

>be a fat, neackbeard vidya gamer who watches My Little Pony
>find one girl who has such low standards that she willingly lets you fuck her in exchange for a lifetime supply of money
>get on My Little Pony imageboard and brag about what a stud you are and how women trip over themselves because of their insatiable hunger for your dick

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>>30094878
I hope this makes it into homers next PTS

Very ecks dee

>>30094875
Things that never happend for 1000

>>30094847
Women care so much about looks especially ugly ones with over inflated egos and 10\10 Chad standard. Why would it matter what I looked like beyond my cock on a moonlit pool patio chair. That or your the product of a man hating sigle mother.

>>30094878
I don't think a woman would turn down the man in your picture. Looks confident can afford guns, has grooming standards evidenced by the cleanly shaven head and trimmed beard.

>>30094903
Not to mention home protection and willingness to protect his woman by any means. I bet that guy is drowning in mare juce.

I would wifu Apple Jack and fuck Rainbow dash on the side.

>>30094835
The holy grail of women
This is why I want Glimmy, because she seems like she would take the abuse and just tell herself she deserves it all.

>>30093366
I don't fuck crocodiles

>>30093763
All of this pretty much. Including Dash part.

>>30094036
Are you ugly or have some kind of disability?

>>30094089
>look I ain't never had a girlfriend too
Let it stay like that. Because if you ever will have one your life will turn to shit if she is no more. Loosing something good is harder than just live without it.

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>>30094265
Being lonely is easier once you convince yourself it is by choice.

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>>30093366
Already have.
They're too much trouble.

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>>30095263
It's not a choice when I know I'm a fucking piece of trash without any redeeming qualities. It's acceptance.

>>30093366
I tend to naturally feel inferior to everyone around me and have trouble believing people who don't completely hate my guts. I cry when I get a gift because I think I don't deserve it. I could try to have a relationship but I honestly don't think there's a woman on Earth who wants to put up with that.

>>30095263
>>30095515
>doesn't feel the need to change
that's your problem you faggots.
but then again I side with >>30095491
so hey, I'm biased I guess.

>>30093360
>getting a girlfriend
>losing virginity
Nope. Not the same.

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>>30095263
>>30095515
>yfw you've accepted that you're happier dying alone
ZIPPIDY DOO DAH, ZIPPIDY AY

MY OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

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>>30093366
I have never even attempted to get into a relationship with a woman and still don't care to.

>>30094692
You're a faggot

>>30093360
Hahahahah loser virgins on sucide watch

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>>30093360
fuck canada

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>>30095263
Yeah.

Yeah it is.

>>30093366
Does a handjob count?

>>30095557
Probably because the universe knows that you like batcancer, so it doesn't want your autistic genes to spread.

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>>30095731
kek I knew you'd show up.

Here, have another cute bat.

>>30094555
Never regret that decision, anon. Celibacy in the face of degeneracy is a wholesome way to keep chaos in check, and elevate your soul to a stronger position, so to speak. Also, checking those trips.

>>30095767
>It is only one single person in this entire world who doesn't like everything the fandom has made up about Luna's guards.
Okay.

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>>30093366
I'm an unattractive, boring, socially inept, apathetic 27-year-old NEET without ambition, charisma, intelligence, friendless or a job and who never even gone on a date. I'm not even going to pretend there's anything worthwhile within me.

>>30095557
>>30095767
I'm not a batfag but batpones are cute Anon.

>>30095796
You're literal cancer for thinking your opinion is worth anything if the only argument you can bring is 'I dont like it'

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>>30095796
Yeah okay.

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>>30095816
>You're literal cancer for thinking your opinion is worth anything if the only argument you can bring is 'I dont like it'
>Implying it's an opinion
>Implying that is the only argument
Oh, so every single thing the fandom has made up about Luna's guards is canon because you said so?
>Them having fangs is canon
>Batponies sucking blood is canon
>Them worshipping mangoes is canon
>etc.

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>>30095868
literally who cares

>>30095868
What? How did you even come to say this kind of shit?
Do you even read the posts you respond to or do you just spew random shit all the time like that?
No one gives a fuck Anon, if faggots want to go edgy and make batpones with fangs and shit let them.
You're the only one with that batfag that actually knows all the 'headcanons' about them.
Literal 'stop liking what I don't like' autism won't ever be tolerated.

>>30095810
What do you think the rest of the world looks like?

>>30095868
batpony barneyfag

>>30093366

>I didn't lost my virginity before the show even started
>I haven't already been married for years, then found my wife dead in our bed coming home from work one day due to a sudden illness
>I don't live with the constant reminder that I will never love a woman the way I loved her

Get on my level, faggot.

>>30094643
Goddamn, the normies got us too.

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>>30095899
>if faggots want to go edgy and make batpones with fangs and shit let them.
Fangs are automatically edgy now? The threshold for "edgy" these days is insanely low. Not even a batfag.

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>>30094682
>>30094692
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHE PROBABLY SAW YOU AS A FATHER FIGURE, AND DEFINITELY NOT IN THE SEXUAL WAY, BUT IN THE PLATONIC WAY! KEK

>>30095982
No but drinking blood and woshipping mangoes is.
Don't try to act smart now Anon, everyone already knows you're retarded.

>>30095991
What the fuck are you talking about? I wasn't arguing against blood-drinking being edgy, because that wasn't in the post.

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>>30096007
Why do you even respond to people without reading what they themselves are responding to?
Or rather, why the fuck are you triggered over something like that. Lolis are shit Anon, and fanged lolis are even worse, I'm sorry.
It's funny tho, because gooks have shitty teeths. Because incest.

If you are interested in a woman enough to converse with her to the point she is telling you about her personal drama you better be giving her your cock. You need to make it clear your interest in her needs to be sexual. If not you have just let yourself become friendzoned. Now you get to hear all about Chad's big cock and how no other Chad can stretch her as much as this Chad did.

>>30096023
I read the reply chain just fine. It sounded like he was including fangs as part of "going edgy." Should I have prefaced it with, "Say what you will about blood-drinking, but..."? Because I trust your ability to process context clues better than that.

>some random tirade about lolis
Who fucking cares. I just Googled "anime fang" because it's an example of non-edgy fangs, you autist.

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>>30096023
>Lolis are shit Anon, and fanged lolis are even worse
Your taste is so incomprehensibly shit I don't know how you manage to live with yourself.

>>30096074
>incomprehensibly
>I can't understand why others in this world who aren't as autistic as I am loves everything the fandom has made up about Luna's guards as I have

>>30093360
Don't fret, OP. One day you'll be able to say the same for yourself.

>>30093773
Track her down anon.
Still anybody who makes thier daughter leave without giving them the chance to tell people where they are going should kill themselves.

>>30096100
So when one anon talks about guards, you go off on a tangent about lolis, and when another anon talks about lolis, you go off on a tangent about guards.

Are you okay?

>>30096156
no hes autistic

>>30094670
>/mlp/ circa 2013

We lost the battle, this place has been shit for years. You deserve this, newfag. You murdered my board, now I hope they murder yours.

>>30096483
>muh bengeance xDDD
pbttt, shut up, fag

And...? You do realize that the GF meme is over-romanticized? If you have any insight or any capability of deep outward thought then you'll realize having a GF is just a meme, it won't bring any happiness, sure shitposting won't either but if it brings you comfort then go ahead but holy shit women are just hags.

>>30096176
Says the one who loves bloodsucking OCs that Princess Luna likes.

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>>30096499
Why don't you go jerk off to your favorite picture of EqG futa Trixie fucking an anthro Glim Glam, you fucking homo. Remember to be careful though, you don't want to get that sharpie stuck up your ass and have to go to the urgent care!

By the way I have a job, a car, I share a house with friends, I go to school, and I have a gf. You sad little faggot. It's a normie world, kiddo, you're just living in it. Go cry in the corner.

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>>30096566
Stop, I can't breathe

>>30096566
wow dude, leave eqg futa trixie out of it.

>>30093366
I work a low wage job and don't care enough to hire a hooker with half of my paycheck.
Plus I missed a chance to fuck at 12.

>>30093360
He did not lose his virginity.
All ponies are virgins unless they have a child. That is the only canon way to know if someone is a virgin or not. Until they have a kid, they are pure.

>>30096883
They need to have a wedding first.

>>30096483
Stop posing faggot
The revengefag already came out as the good guy all along.

>>30093366

I'm a turbo autist that has never had a friend much less a girlfriend. When a girl found out I liked her in high school she laughed in my face, this was not a 10/10 stacy either but maybe a 3/10 fatty with a stutter.

>>30096566
wow dude, leave eqg futa trixie out of it.