>"B-Big Mac....w-why?"

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>>30092934
He's your cousin.

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>>30092934
Jesus Christ... Get back in the kitchen, alright?

>>30092944
I doubt they even have one of those.

>>30092934
Do you honestly think your mud pony pussy could satisfy him compared to a unicorns glorious vagina?

>>30092960
Then YOU get in the kitchen.

>>30092978
Fine.
I will bake you chicken glazed with vinaigrette, honey and a side of fucking rice.
Also asparagus because fuck you.

>>30092944
The kitchen? A cuckshed would be much better.

>>30093015
Your reaction time is getting slower.

>>30092940
I really wonder if that's the reason they changed it so this crush didn't count. Somebody brought up the fact that they could be related, and that is why they act like this didn't happen.

>>30093037
Imagine that board meeting.

>>30093004
good taste desu

>>30092934
Poor Marble.

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>>30092934
Reminder that

>she lives in a shit hole with uncaring parents and abusive sister
>both supportive sisters left to Ponyville
>the only social interaction with a guy was Big Mac visiting the farm
>he became her first crush and she hope that he will visit on the next Christmas
>she hope to tell him how she feels and to move out with him to Ponyville

>her face when he bring Sugar Belle as his girlfriend or wife

>>30093313
Reminder that you are a faggot for beleiving that and ridding mac's dick way too hard.

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>>30093313
Bruh

>>30093037
>>30092940
It's fucking stupid either way because the relation is so distant that they might as well be strangers. Does anyone pay attention at all in biology class these days?

>>30093439
Don't you need to be smoking meth right now?

>>30093440
It's ok to admit you're retarded anon, you can get help for that these days.

>>30092934
Consolation cuddles.

Yeah wtf was this about?

Big Mac was into Marble, do these new writers even watch the show?

>>30093465
It's obvious not all of them did, otherwise they would have chose Cheerilee or Marble and not a pony who's only been in three episodes.

>>30093451
Sorry,but do you need to keep implying they are not related when Pinkie did?

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>>30093489
Nooo!
My advanced weakness!
Super Autism!

>>30093477
I never implied they weren't related retard, I implied the relation was distant so it didn't matter

>>30093313
right in the feels
i'm going to cry in corner

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One of these days I shall write it
How Marble slowly thinks about Big Mac, how much she wants to see him again and hear that straight up "Eeyup" she hears from her ears.
Days and weeks of waiting for a family meet up, since she is too shy to even leave her home to visit Mac, pass.
Mac n AJ finally decide to visit back Pinkie's family.
Only to Mac to bring Sugar Belle along, since she is now family.
Marble slowly realizes how much she fucked up and becomes more shy the more the family meeting is.
Pinkie knows something is up with her but she doesn't say anything at all.
Finally, after leaving, Marble just watches from her room's window how they are leaving, slowly waving to Mac and breaking a photo of Big Mac.

Meanwhile, the sad whimpering of a teacher can be heard from a local school at ponyville, a teacher that once was in a love poison situation but slowly realized she needed somepony in her life. A pony strong enough to keep her safe and be more like a friend.

>>30093721
Cheerilee can manage. she's a social pony who wouldn't have porblems in finding stallions.

Marble is more depressive. She has no toys, magazines or TV to even entertain herself. She just sit in that empty room thinking about the only stallion she ever liked and who understand her. Now the only thing left is to hang herself in the barn.

>>30093748
>>30093721
are writers completly retarded or they just dont care? How could they first introduce marbe and big mac ship and then just abandon it like it never happened. Its sad and depressing.

>>30093772
Because the writers are constantly changing with every season, and the old writers don't communicate any part of the canon to the new ones.

>>30093789
do you think the new ones will ever realize what have they done?

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>MarbleMac shipper death-wails
Magnificent.

>>30093789
Also, the writers make scripts and send them to DHX where they wait entire year to see the results and they never give notes and adjustment to the process anymore.

Shipping teases in the background of CheerieMac and Marble was probably made by animators and storyboard artist and writers coudn't say anything of whether they wanted it or not in their episode. It's the shitty director who allow MarbleMac shipping, without ever asking the main storyteller if they would canonise them in the future or pick a random other character.


He allow for Dislestia ship teasing and Bulkshy even though writers go for fluttercord. Allow for SweetieBelle/Spike ship teasing even though writers probably only recognise his ship with Rarity and Ember. Its a clusterfuck because writers don't work with DHX.

>>30093748
Come on now, they barely even spoke to eachother.

>>30093842
Thats the way they bonded. Lack of talking is what made them understand eachother well.

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>>30092934
Confalone>this newfag bitch writer who introduced SugarMac

If he was given that episode. BM would end up with Marble Pie.

>>30093512
Pinkie was the one with autism to find the connection in the first place. Regardless, they're about as related as I am to European nobility (which is technically true).

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>>30092940
Except they are probably the least related people in all of Equestria.

>>30093889
Nigga, did you even look at the thread before you posted?
>>30093489

>>30093772
I mean, Sugar Belle is pretty unf and okay for Mac to have.

>>30092934
RE
LA
TED

Idk why people get in a hissy fit when people imply incest. I mean yes they're related and yes it's still incestual, but that's a thing on this board.

>>30092934

Superior unicorn genes

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>>30093512
>not being illiterate retard is autism
I guess that's why you get so many sister/cousinfuckers AND so many idiots who think that any link at all, no matter how weak, will give you aids or something, when in fact the safe distance is something like 6.

>>30093951
>it's still incestual
No it's not. They are not close relatives.

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>people actually Marble ever had a chance in canon
>people actually thought they would just pretend the whole cousin thing never happened

>>30093960
Still incest. Unless they actually aren't related it's still weird.

>>30094017
If you put it like that, we all commit incest because all humans are related in some way

>>30094061
unf

>>30094017
Incest is defined as sex between two CLOSELY related people. This is what I was talking about. Half of you idiots finds it hot, the other half finds it disgusting but doesn't even know what it is.

>>30094079
Incest is only seen as disgusting because of the possible genetical defects.

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>>30092934
C U C K E D
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>>30094061

That depends on whether you believe there was actually an Adam and Eve and we didn't evolve from another species.

>>30094087
And this is more autism in action because it takes generations of inbreeding for genetic defects to happen and that's only if said genetic traits even exist in your line

>>30094087
Yes - something that happens with close relatives. And that's exactly what incest is, for that exact reason.

>>30094098
Irregardless of religion, the human race didn't start out numbering in the billions from the start. Marriage between distant relatives or between cousins was an acceptable practice until idiots started assuming it all ended up in retard babies

>>30094104
You gotta start somewhere. And thankfully they were smart enough to realize that and not start. It ain't west Virginia

>>30094104
Not true. All it takes is single bad recessive gene. And yes, it probably won't be too bad in the first generation, but that won't be much consolation to your kids when they need 5mm thick glasses.

>>30094017
Everyone is related to everyone else dude, however distantly. Go back far enough and you're related to the king of england.

I still think Cheerilee was a better choice of GF

>>30092934
This is what happens when you're too shy. If you don't go after the things you want, then you don't get them. That's how the real world works.

>>30093004
I like asparagus. It makes me pee in color.

>>30094012
Me fucking you would be more of an incest than Big Mac fucking Marble.

>>30092940

Pinkie, you were the one who tried to hook them up in the first place

>>30093313
>>30093721
This needs to be greened

>>30092934

You wouldn't boop on the first date.

>>30092940

>this stopped an Apple, ever

>>30093313

>Sugar Belle has an unfortunate accident after "touching Holder's Boulder"

Next year it'd be at the Apple's place anyway, assuming they switch off.

>>30092934
Your colors are too dull compared to Sugar Belle and you can't cook.

>>30093721

>Cheerilee will have to listen to Apple Bloom give a report on her family and how much her brother and Sugar Belle love each other
>Will have to eventually teach the foal that Mac and Sugar Belle create (Unless Our Town has an amazing school we don't know about)
>Will have to look Mac and Sugar Belle straight in the eye and wear a fake smile during parent teacher conferences
>Mac and Cheerilee will never be a father/mother figure to Apple Bloom

Good thing she doesn't like him like that or all this would be a problem.Right?

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>>30093313
Oh man

>>30092934
Thats on you Marble.
You snooze you lose.

>>30092934
Go make a sandwich you fucking slut. I'm hungry.

>>30096315
>Marble doomed to a loveless and abusing made up marriage

Now i want this.

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>>30094525
Shipping is her job.
She cares not the consequences.

>>30096108
This. She should've just fucked her cousin and claimed him

>>30093313
You're projecting. Pinkie's parents are stoic, not uncaring. Limestone may be rough around the edges but she has never been shown being either physically or emotionally abusive to her family.

>>30096012
>>30095270
>>30093521
>>30093337
And you faggots need to stop encouraging this autism.

>>30093721
And then Herding was made canon.

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>>30093842

You have to look at it from Marble's perspective.

She lived on the rock farm all her life and only talked to her strict parents, an angry bitch sister, and an autistic sister that prefers talking to rocks.

Pinkie, the one who brought life to the family, left for bigger and better things in Ponyville while Marble was too shy and stayed home.

Then along comes Big Mac.
A handsome, strong, and shockingly hung (let's face it, all the Pie sisters were curious and glanced at it a few times) stallion who was shy just like her.

Marble of course didn't want to make the first move and luckily for her, Pinkie caught on and shipped those two hard as soon as possible.

Being raised in a strict household, Marble no doubt has a pure idea of love filled with dating for months on end before the stallion getting any action.

She couldn't wait for the next family get together hoping to say a few more words to get to know Big Mac better.

But now that's not going to happen.

Instead Big Mac got his heart stolen by some run of the mill slut and Marble will soon have to face the fact that her dreams for a happy storybook marriage is over.

>>30092934
And lo, the Great Apple said "Hatest thou not the player; hatest thou the game."

bump for sad marble green

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>>30097605
I can only imagine Limestone screaming at Macs dick.

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>>30092944