mfw 98% of /mlp/ threads are autist trash and shit tier generals

>>30092506
Where's the other 2%? I can't find them

>>30092506
Where does this thread falls?

>>30092506
the other 2% are threads bitching about the other 98%

>>30092506
Spitfire has very feminine eyes

>>30092513
the .5% of shit threads bitching about autism

>>30092512
yes

>>30092517
refer to above statement.

>>30092524
toplewd is best horse

>>30092512
>>30092513

This: >>30092517
The other 2% are whiner threads like this.

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>>30092506
>Ban Generals General #1914

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>>30092506
mfw generals are banned from mlpol

>>30092590
What's the point? It's swarming with retards either way

>>30092546
We can have them, but do we really need the 'Satyr Abomination Thread', 'Insert Lame Horse Waifu Thread', the fuckton of 'CYOAs', the various 'feed my weird fetishes' threads and so on?

Like shit dude, at least take those down a notch.

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>mfw instead of making a good thread to actually create discussion and content you make this low quality shitpost

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/mlp/ can support up to 144 threads at any given time.

At the time of writing, there are 51 generals and 14 CYOAs currently active. This totals in at 65 total threads that can be considered as "shit-tier generals and autist trash" (according to OP).

In percentage terms, this is 45%.

So 45% of /mlp/ is currently trash, meaning that you have the remaining 65% all to yourself. In raw numbers that's 79 threads where you can do what you like.

So what's your excuse, OP? The majority of the board ISN'T autistic trash, yet you waste your time making threads like this?

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>>30092604
mfw yfw mfw i shitpost

>>30092614
Exaggeration to make a point. All the good threads die off within an hour or two. The only constants are the aforementioned. The day I can come here and not see one of these on the first page I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Shit, I generally lurk anyhow. Consider this a form of a grievance toward the slow decline of the board over the years.

>>30092647
>All the good threads die off within an hour or two.
A trend that has existed since the dawn of 4chan. The more popular a thread is, the faster it fills up and the faster it hits the auto-sage threshold.

The thing is, sometimes these threads are so popular and so successful they are continued in a second thread, and then a third, and then a fourth, and people are enjoying the topic of conversation so much they decide to keep the threads going.

And hey-presto, a general is born.

>Consider this a form of a grievance toward the slow decline of the board over the years.
I feel you, bro, I really do, but making threads about it isn't gonna solve shit. Put your mind to something creative and make a thread you think people will enjoy.
If you're unlucky enough, people will enjoy it so much they'll make a general out it.

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>>30092677
There is no Weekly Spitfire thread as far as I'm aware. If it doesn't exist by now, it shall never be so. Such is my lament. Though I do enjoy the Sunset Shiggydiggy thread.

My interests are too far spread and niche to really conjure up a thread that would be generally accepted by /mlp/. And those that do fit the bill are already here, i.e., FoE threads, Writefags, Drawfags and TopCunt threads.

*cue tiny violin to play my song*

It just occurred to me that I'm actually opening up on this fucking board and interacting in a sense. Fuck me.

>>30092506
Perhaps you just don't like ponies.

>>30092715
I do, granted not nearly as much as I used to. As I said before, just airing a grievance.

How can that be true when more then 2% are glorious cyoa

>>30092506
How do you even make a good thread?
We used to be able to create content with prompt and shit.
Now we can't even do that anymore.

We've been having great discussion threads about the episodes, but that still only last a couple days, with some people coming in in between.

What do you want Anon? What kind of thread do you think should replace these?
I don't know Anon.
Maybe /mlp/ isn't for you.

>>30093694
We should:
Kill all mods.
Put a lifetime ban on anyone who posts glimmer booping herself.
Lift global rule 15.
Change this to the Equestria girls board.
Ban anyone who says:
>roleplaying delete this

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>>30093700
Mods = Gods
Global 15 is the only thing keeping this board alive
Gas all Shitterfags
Prompt threads are roleplaying and should be rightfully banned

>>30092506
how about you start a good one then you retard

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CYOAs:

- Stories about ponies, not anon
- Daily dose of content for most of them
- Collaboration with the readers, you can actively participate in something if you like it
- Some nice art
- Impicit rule is to let thread die after 2 days of inactivity

People hate them why again?

>>30092603
>I dont want XYZ general, pls remove
As long as there's interest it will exist. There's still plenty of space on the board to make a "quality" thread that you so crave, but instead, a slot was wasted on bitching.

>>30093718
It's just more fucking fanfiction
I don't come to this board for fanfiction; if I wanted that I'd go to a fanfiction website

>>30093724
Sorry, but I think even 50 mins of episode a week for 3 months doen't give us enough mater to discuss on to fill a board indefinetly. Making up our own shit was bound to happen if we want to talk about ponies daily.

>>30093713
>literally what's wrong with the board

>>30092506
Well welcome to fucking 4chan!

>>30093735
Literally only the modpraising is bad
Everything else is accurate and good

>>30093724
Then why the fuck do you even come here?
Go to EQD or some shit
Or just deal with it and only post in the threads discussing the fucking show.
Which, like the other Anons said, is once a week for several months a year.
You're being silly Anon.

>baww stop liking things I don't like
Generals are good. If we made /mlp/ consist almost entirely of generals we wouldn't have to kill threads to ask one question about an ancient episode that nobody remembers anymore. Instead you could just ask it in Old Episode Discussion General. There, you'd find people who enjoy talking about the old episodes, as the people who don't like such things are more easily able to filter it out of their view.
Of course, I'd still want a little bit of elbow room for once-in-a-while threads like Hassenfeld and broad-scope greens that don't fit in any specific general.
HERE'S HOW WE FIX /MLP/:
>Up bump/image limit to be like /vg/
>Have generals use an easily identifiable two-to-five letter string
>Allow roleplaying/prompts
>Actually use the filters to hide threads you don't like
>Stop whining and realise how lucky you are to have a WHOLE FUCKING BOARD to yourself
Just saying, the alternative is we're one general on /trash/. If you keep whining the mods might get frustrated and just nuke this place.

>>30092603
Holy fuck what a whiny cunt. There have always been generals, there will always be generals, regardless of whether or not you like some of them.
>>30092619
le pretending to be retarded
Fuck off you dumbass.

>>30092506
>>30092512
Then leave.

>>30092506
welcome to 4chan

>>30092506
Welcome to 4chan.

It sounds like you need more autism.

What about Waifu Wars?

>>30095123
That was mentioned previously. See >>30092603

>>30092506
I see you're hell bent on doing absolutely nothing to correct the problem, there, OP. Bitch about it some more, why don't you?

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>>30093700

>I want to be the only one posting on this board.

>>30092603

Thank god that hideous Strange Waifu general finally died. I hope those faggots stay on /d/ where they belong.

>>30095314
I thought that was more centering on the 'I want to fuck this waifu' threads that pop up, not the wrestling simulation league?

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>>30092601
>this place isn't

>>30095382
Waifu threads in general, senpai. There was the anon from before who basically suggested 'size fits all' type generals, and I can handle that. We definitely don't need more than one thread about the same exact thing.

>>30095353
I'm glad I never saw it.

>>30095321
Roger that, continuing to bitch.

>>30095332
nou

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I have an idea guys, let's just create tons of new threads! That'll fuck up the inactive generals off this hellhole.

>>30095425
>Every general on /mlp/ prepares to mass-bump to stay alive.

>>30095437
So... a general shitstorm? I'm all for it!

>>30095405
I'm not sure if one thread would be a great idea, because then someone would have to stalk the thread 24/7 if it does get flooded quickly to make the new thread.

I mean, you could just split into catergories though. Like a M6/M8/Whatever waifu thread, a background pony waifu thread, things like that.

Then again, I don't know, I'm drunk.

>>30095425
Please don't. >>30095437 is right on what exactly would happen.

Plus I have enough trouble keeping the few threads I participate in alive.

>>30095467
So what you're suggesting is basically A thread with A1 A2 and A3 in cases where it's needed, but not necessarily constant like the 'parent thread' for that subject.

>>30095496
Yes.

Because /mlp/ has too many waifus you could literally fill an office building full of them.

>>30095505
Shit, that works for me.

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>>30092711
We already had a period with Spitfire threads. I'd totally love to see it surface again, and would drawfag for it all day everyday terrible drawing related, especially if Bluebirdd came back to writefag, but it just doesn't seem like it'll happen again for a little while.

That said, if anyone does start a Spitfire general, count me the fuck in as a drawfag.

>>30092506
>mfw 98% of /mlp/ threads are autist trash and shit tier generals

WWSIWWB
What we see, is what we bump

>>30096212
It's not too bad Anon, just work on the mane a tad more.
It's better than the average drawing from the fandom, anyway.

>>30092506
/mlp/ has always been an autistic pile of shit, it just got even worse during the tumblr invasion

Spitfire general would be interesting.

Though I have nothing of value to add.

I mean I have things to add, but they probably have little to no value.

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>>30092506
I don't know what you mean.

>>30096300
It's actually gotten worse since the hiatus ended, all the newfags and retards who showed up during then think it's the default state of the board
>hyuck hyuck he still watches the show xD

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>>30096275
Thanks famelam

>>30096314
I mean, i'd be happy to drawfag every day for the general, all we'd need at that point is a writefag someone please get a hold of Bluebirdd065 for goodness sake, i want him to continue his story so damn bad, and we could keep a general running while others jump onboard

any writefags who just so happen to have a Spitfire thread they'd wanna do? Again, i'll happily make some (shitty) drawings for it

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>>30096212
We should force a Spitfire general. Time now.

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>>30096378
Get a writefag onboard, and i'm in

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>>30096394
I mean, I could potentially writefag, but I've never done greentext stories, mostly just shitfics on FF.

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>>30096421
what kinda story you thinking of writing, anon?

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>>30096429
Well there's potential everywhere. Perhaps some 2nd person POV deal with Spitfire like 'Smol Dash'.

I'm more than open to suggestions.

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>>30096446
it should definitely something you feel at least a little comfortable in writing, but i will say i've been dying to read some more 1st person stuff, whether that's from Spitfire or Anons or someone elses POV

Also makes it a little easier to draw stuff when it's 1st person, being able to read their thoughts and feelings and all

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>>30096501
SO you're more a fan of 'I' rather than 'you' correct? I suppose I can do that, most of the stuff I've written was done so in a 1st person POV anyhow.

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Is this a Spitfire thread now? I approve.

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>>30096544
Dubs confirm it is. With potential writefaggery

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We need more of filly Spitfire.

>>30092506
100% of this board is shitposting, don't even try to break it down further.

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>I still don't like this place.
>But that's fine, I've found ways of keeping myself entertained, even mannaged to land myself a job.
>A masseuse.
>I never thought I'd get paid to rub on people all day, much ponies.
>I just needed to learn the finer points of dealing with pegasi and I was set.
>So I've got this sweet gig in Canterlot, ponies from all over come just to experience 'Those Hands'.
>Ponies from every walk of life have come to me just to see what all the fuss was about.
>I know the Wonderbolts enjoy it, save for their Captain, she hasn't come in yet.
>Soarin definitely comes in the most, he gives the biggest tips too.
>Though the way he looks at me before and after is odd.
>I've got some suspicions about him.
>I'll get somebody new maybe once a week or so who's 'heard so much about me'.
>I can usually expect them back in two or three months.
>With the regular touring season over, the Wonderbolts have mostly gone back to training and that's when I get the majority of them.
>Today was especially nice.
>Misty Fly came in about an hour and a half before I closed for the night.
>She had said something about working for them oficially.
>That wouldn't be too bad.
>Guaranteed position, decent wage, though it would reduce the number of newcomers I get to meet.
>When I finished, I was showing Misty out when I noticed another pony in the waiting room.
>"Hey Cap, finally came in to experience the magic?"
>I guess this was the esteemed Captain of the Wonderbolts.
>"Tell anypony and you'll be doing laps all day tomorrow. Got it?"
>She certainly didn't sound happy about the situation, perhaps this was a bet she lost?
>Misty Fly snickered and made for the door, leaving the two of us behind.
>"So what'll it be Miss Spitfire? Deep tissue? Swedish? Nuru?"
>"Just give me 30 minutes, whatever it takes to relieve sore muscles."
>She didn't bother looking at me, just got up and walked into the room and laid on the table belly down.

Cont?

>>30096766
Yes please. I wish more authors wrote in first-person.

>>30096766
Well yeah but why do it in this shitpost thread.

>>30096783
Because it's a Spitfire thread now.

>>30096783 see >>30096787

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>>30096766
That's it, this is now a Spitfire thread.

>>30092506
What face do you make when this thread is also autism trash?

Woo, I got nothing to add.

Except that Waifu Wars wrestling thing that has Spitfire in it for this league.

Which isn't really important, woo.

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>>30096766
I like the idea of this, a lot!
Maybe describe surroundings a bit more so we can form a better imagination of the whole thing?
If you need inspiration, you can always look at how Jeff Mango writes: https://pastebin.com/u/jeffmango

I'm gonna head to bed because >yurop, but if you keep going, this sounds like something i'll drawfag for fo sho.

>>30096766
>Massaging firehorse into a puddle of happy pegasus
Please, by all means continue.

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>>30096766
>I went into the room with her and dimmed the lights a bit.
>It always helps to relax clients a bit.
>I noticed she hadn't taken off the jacket she'd been wearing.
>"You know, generally clothes are removed for this sort of thing."
>She didn't bother giving a reply, opting to simply throw the jacket off toward the far wall.
>Not in a good mood it seems.
>Hopefully some conversation could change that.
>"So. Spitfire huh? I've heard a lot about you."
>"Yup."
>I grabbed the massage oil I bought oil and squeezed a bit on my hands to make sure it was still warm.
>Content with the temperature, I trailed a good amount down her back watching as she visibly tensed.
>"It's fine, just oil for the massage, helps the coat too."
>Again she didn't respond, instead trying her level best to relax.
>"First time?"
>I noticed her give a small nod, made sense, first timers are always nervous.
>"It's ok, first time is always bit awkward."
>I placed my hands just above her tail and felt her twitch from the pressure.
>"You're carrying a lot of stress around, you know that? You've got knots for days down here."
>This got a different response though, this time she let out a sigh that almost sounded upset.
>"I know that sound, what's bugging you?"

>>30096863
you got it hoss, exposition was always an issue for me.

>>30092506
Just filter them.

>>30096943
Just because they're filtered doesn't mean they don't still exist.

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>>30096887 >She sighed again while I began to knead the uscles at the small of her back.
>"I never do this kind of thing. I don't likes ponies touching me..."
>"Well I guess it's good that I'm not a pony, isn't it?"
>I could almost feel her eyes rolling at the response.
>"I'm well aware of that fact. I just don't like anything touching me, how about that?"
>I couldn't help but chuckle a bit, was she always this worked up?
>I could feel the knots slowly fading away, so I began to work farther up toward her wings.
>It always amazed me how the pegasi had such soft fur yet underneath was pure lean muscle.
>Not like the unicorns, they always had a little layer of fat.
>Perhaps from the lack of physical effort they put in anything.
>Spitfire's physique was remarkable compared to the others though.
>It almost felt like I was trying to mold rocks into clay.
>I almost hadn't noticed just how quiet it had gotten.
>I don't know why, but I had completely forgotten to turn on the music.
>I retracted my hands and wiped them on the towl hanging from my waistband.
>"Give me a second, I forgot to turn the music on."
>I turned around and put the needle on the record I kept in the room and turned it on.
>Making sure the volume was just a little above barely audible before I went back to work.
>As soon as I started again, the music started, filling the room with light melodic flutes.

Stop bumping this fucking garbage thread.

>>30096954
Yes but it means you don't have to see them, and there's plenty of thread slots that presumably don't have stuff you like whining about left over. Wah there's threads that I don't like that exist even if I hide them. Cry more, you little faggot.

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>>30096981
>if you don't like a thread, hide it
>STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD
oh he stupid

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>>30096975
this is some top comf dude, keep going

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>>30096975
>The music certainly seemed to help her demeanor.
>So I tried some conversation again.
>"What is it that's actually bugging you? It certainly can't be just the thought of being touched."
>Again, Spitfire sighed, albeit a bit more content than before.
>"Being the Captain has its perks, don't get me wrong. But the stress that comes with the title is insane."
>I could certainly understand, being in charge of a group puts you on the spot.
>"I can't go one single day without yelling at one of the newbies or smoking one of the flyers on the main team."
>I didn't know what smoking was, but I didn't say, opting to listen."
>"Soarin acts like he's the best on the team, but I'm sorry, being the best doesn't mean anything if it affects the entire team!"
>She was definitely opening up now, venting her frustration more than anything.
>"I need all my flyers to cooperate and maintain cohesion, I don't care if Soarin is out Colt Cuddling, but he doesn't need to brag about his 'stamina' to the rest of us."
>Well... That certainly confirmed my suspicions.
>I snickered a bit and she paused in her rant. "What's so funny?"
>"That explains why he tips me so well."
>She didn't say anything right away, probably surprised she had divulged that information to a stranger.
>I had just finished massaging the area below her wings and moved to start working on them.
>She had no idea the surprise she was in for.
>I got more of the oil and made sure to spread a good amount just around the base of her wings.
>It was always best to do this with pegasi due to the sensitivity of the area.
>I set the bottle back in its place and softly began to work the oil up onto the base and put underneath her wings.
>The way she seemed to completely relax was pretty amusing.
>Every pegasus I had practically loved me when I worked on their wings, and she was no exception.
>Though not every single one of them moaned quite like she did at first... That was a pleasant surprise.

>>30096981
It ain't garbage anymore cause we got ourselves a motherfucking Spitfire green going on here!

>>30097054
I assumed you might need some help understanding how this place works, newcunt.

>>30096335
Princess applejack are cancer because they never read the journal of the two sisters.

>>30096787
>>30096797
But the spitfire fags don't know that.

Bumping with my Spitfire plush

>>30097076
>though not every single one of them moaned quite like she did at first
>sensitive wing moaning
This is what I'm fucking talking about, man. You should get a name going so we know it's your stuff man, it's getting real good real fast.

>>30097140
>>30097113
You can fuck off with your moaning now, start another thread to complain about this shit if you're so pissed.

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>>30097076
>"Well well well, seems like a certain somepony enjoyed that."
>I didn't hear what exactly she said as she was grumbling into the table.
>But I had a feeling it was something along the lines of 'Just shut up.'
>"Soarin likes stallions and you like wing play. Everybody has their thing, it's totally fine."
>I admit, the way I was smiling I looked like a complete idiot, so I'm glad she couldn't see me.
>"I even know what Misty Fly likes..."
>She didn't say it, but she was dying to know now with how her ears perked up and her wings stiffened a bit more.
>I ran my hands back out from under hear wings and slowly kneaded my way up to her neck and began massaging her withers and the bottom of her neck.
>I slowly moved up to her ear and whispered.
>"Misty fly..."
>Her ear twitched again.
>"Likes."
>I heard a sharp intake of breath and grinned.
>"Hot oil and being tied up."
>*FWAP*
>Her wings sprang quickly to attention at the mention of Misty's kink.
>"I figured that might get your attention."
>The way she whimpered was pretty cute, I gotta say.
>The way this pony transformed from hardass to putty in my hands was wonderful.
>"I guess you also get off on fantasizing about a couple of your teammates judging by your reaction. Am I right?"
>She didn't respong right away, but every pony was predictable, in this situation, a silence was usually a yes.
>An extremely embarrassed yes.
>Probably the best part of my job.
>"By the way, if you're wondering, my name's Anon. Be sure to tell your friends about me."

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>>30097152
Derp, forgot picture

>>30097152
Got it... Giving myself a name with an object close to me.

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>>30097163
VR Spitfire approves

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>>30097154
>"By the way, if you want me to keep working on your wings, you might want to let them relax a bit."
>I maintained my work on her neck as her wings began relaxing.
>The music hadn't hanged much, but I knew the next song fairly well.
>An acoustic string bit with singing in some language I didn't speak.
>Vaguely reminded me of scenes from fantasy movies back in my old life.
>She seemed to enjoy it as well as her wings practically fell off splaying themselves across the table.
>The ultimate state of relaxation for pegasi.
>As soon as their wings go limp, they're defenseless.
>Tracing back to where I had been previously, I noticed every knot and tense muscle from the top of her neck, to her wings and down to her tail were all practically gone.
>This was usually the halfway point, and even though she asked for half an hour, it had already been 25 minutes since we started.
>But I didn't mind working late like this.
>Once more I began to work on the base of her wings and underneath on the most sensitive parts.
>All the while, Spitfire softly moaned and whimpered in a state of bliss.
>Using the palm of my hand and my fingers, I rubbed all along the wrist of her left wing taking care not to apply too much pressure and damage the bone.
>After I was satisfied with the left, I performed the same action with the right.
>If I didn't know better, I would've thought she was dead with the lack of reaction.
>Once I finished with that wing, I had to break the bad news to her.
>"Okay Spitfire, you might not like this..."

>>30097154
Remember to put the current characters lines in black.

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>>30097282
So kinda like
>blank action or whatever
"dialogue"
>other character action an shit
"other character dialogue"

Right?

>>30097320
Black when anon talks, green when anyone else talks.

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>>30097243
>A series of mumbling indicated a response, but I didn't hear it very well.
>So I simply assumed she had heard me.
"I'm going to need you to roll over on your back."
>She groaned with obvious displeasure. She REALLY liked me working on her wings.
>It was almost childish the way she sat up, looked at me and laid back down.
>I reached to the cupboard just below the counter I kept the oils and record player on and pulled out a fresh cool pillow.
>"Lift your head up real quick."
>She obeyed and I slid it under to give her some support so I could continue properly.
>I rubbed my thumbs lightly behind her ears to make relax her again.
>It worked almost instantly as she let out a sigh and sank into the pillow.
>Content with this, I grabbed the oil once more and trailed a bit up from her chest and onto her neck.
>Just as I had done before, I kneaded and worked my way into the muscles of her neck, chest and shoulders.
>I made zig-zag motions with my palms across her chest to really dig into the deep tissues.
>She had definitely done quite a bit of running with how much compact muscle was contained here and in her shoulders.
>I had figured there'd be much less with the ability to fly and all.
>But that didn't matter, I had a job to do and I was going to do it.
>She was actually smiling now, compared to when she first walked in.
>I definitely preferred this side of her.
>It hadn't really registered before, but now that I got a good look, she was obviously very pretty.
>Up until now, I really hadn't seen any of the ponies in a matter of how attractive they could be.
>She smelled really nice too, and I know it wasn't the oils I was using.
>The oil didn't smell of cinnamon with a hint of ozone and petrichor.
>Truth be told, it was absolutely delightful, I didn't even notice that I had stopped working until she piped up.
"Uh, Anon? You alright?
>Any confidence I had earlier quickly dissipated.
"Oh yeah, sorry. You... You smell really nice. I got a little distracted."

>>30097385
well I fucked that up a bit just now. Thanks for clarifying for me.

>>30097392
That's alright, I'm sure we're all happy just to have some great green to read again!

>>30097475
oh u

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>>30097389
>"HA! Who's the embarassed one now?"
"Yeah, yeah. It's not my fault you smell nice."
>She smirked knowing she had won that tiny battle.
>She wasn't about to win this war, however, I still had some tricks up my sleeve.
>After I finished with her chest and forelegs I moved to her side, opting to save the hooves for last.
>That was another signature part of my services.
>I coated my hands with another good amount of oil and took to massaging her flanks.
>Just like the rest of her body, they were nearly stone hard.
>Nothing I couldn't handle though.
>It still confused me how the cutie mark of a pony could be just a tad more sensitive than the rest of their flank.
>Just another area to focus a little bit more on.
>As I kneaded the sinuous fibers beneath her coat, I heard a slight giggle.
"What?"
>She craned her neck up to look at me.
>"You're the first pon-thing? Oh whatever. You're the first one that's touched my flank without hesitation.
>I had completely forgotten that some ponies considered their cutie marks to be a bit more intimate than the rest of their body.
"Ah, well I've never really had any trouble with it. Just kinda came naturally. Also, the word you were looking for is person, but it's ok, most ponies don't know that."
>She let her head sink back into the pillow and I continued.
>I made my way around and began rubbing the inner portion of her leg, making sure not to go too low and risk a lawsuit.
>Though there was some newfound temptation to do so.
>I suppose she felt the same as her leg twitched a little in response.
>50 minutes had passed, definitely over her half hour request, but I wasn't going to charge extra.
>It was my fault after all since I was taking my time.
>I was certainly enjoying this a lot more than usual.
>After I finished with that leg, I again repeated the steps on her other leg and eliciting the same response once I got to the inside.
>The music ended around the time I finished on her leg.
>I was almost done anyway.

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>>30097389
>You... You smell really nice
Maximum creep detected.

Good job describing the actual massage, though. Got all the nice tinglies reading it. Do you know about massage-type stuff specifically?

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>>30097548
kek'd

I was going more for the awkward apologetic tone, but creepy works too.

I actually don't know jack about massaging save for the fact they use oils and music. Only ever had one and that was because I figured I'd treat myself after getting back from Afghanistan.

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>>30097503
>There was only one thing left for me to do, and it was probably the easiest part.
>I took my spot near the top of the table once more, making sure my hands were dry.
>Taking her front hooves in my hand, I began tracing patterns with my thumbs along the bottom.
>Just like most pony quirks, I didn't understand why it worked so well, but it did.
>She was still laying there smiling blissfully.
>She really needed this, she might be the first who ended up like this after nearly an hour.
>Heck, even Soarin never was quite this happy.
>I had finished with her front hooves and was nearly done with her rears when a thought occurred to me.
'She might become a regular now.'
>That thought alone was almost enough to keep me grinning until I finished and knew I had to let her know the session was over.
"Well Spitfire, looks like we're done here."
>She let out a groan, clearly upset with the news.
>"Really?"
"Yeah, there's not much more I can do without likely breaking some laws and you asked for thirty minutes and ended up with an hour."
>She sat up once more and yawned.
>"Well that sucks, I'm gonna need to come here a LOT more now."
>I helped her off the table and led her back to the desk where I could process her bill.
"I'm not going to charge you for the extra thirty minutes, consider it on the house."
>She probably wouldn't have cared either way, but it was my selfish reasons that caused it.
>"Well in that case, how about this. You come over to my place tomorrow night and we can work something out. Sound good?"
>She slid a small bag of bits onto the counter and reached for a pen and paper that had been left on the desk.
>She scribbled something on it then tucked it underneath the bag and trotted out the door without giving me a chance to reply.
>I picked up the bag and looked at the note she had written. Turns out it was just her address.
>At that point I only had one question.
"How the hell am I gonna get to Cloudsdale?

>>30097615
Keep going.

>>30097152
I was exaggerating. I don't actualy have a problem with princess applejack I simply find it amusing that the prompt is Celestia moaning about beat cop princesses when that was her idea in the first place.
Only thread I really hate is the guard thread.

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>>30097624
Like a sequel? A lewd sequel?

>>30097632
Oh yes, por favor.

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>>30097633
Perhaps in the next Spitfire thread or later tonight. This was my first green after all and I need to take a break for a bit.

>>30097644
For a first-time writer you are fantastic. I look forward to reading more of your works.

>>30097650
Just first time greentext. I've written plenty of other things, granted I barely finished any of them. Like that PonyFall stuff, I was in that for a while until life happened and fuckers wouldn't do their part.

>>30097644
Nice-su~!

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>>30097615
You got a pastebin, friend? I'd like to keep an eye on your stuff, whether you decide to do a sequel or not.

>>30098130
Honestly, I do not. How do I get one?

Also, somebody wanna start up a new thread in a bit so this one can go down in glory?

>>30098166
>pastebin.com
>arrow in top right corner
>Sign Up
Then drop the link to your account (should be pastebin.com/u/YourUserNameHere) in this thread.

>>30097615
Is anon slow to react or is spitefire a really fast writer?

>>30098190
Got it, I googled it and got it all figured out. I really should try before asking such simple things.
https://pastebin.com/u/Sig_45

>>30098209
I didn't even think of that. Let's call it slow to react, shocked a bit perhaps.

>>30092506
good contribution here

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>>30098854
God dammit, we're trying to let this thread die.

>>30092506
At the rate these "generals are the cancer that's killing /mlp/" threads are made, they'll become a general in their own right.

>>30097615
That was great, Sig.

>>30097644
For a first green you did a smashing job, there's a lot of potential in you.

>>30098227
Pro pastebin tip: Set your stories to "Private" for the first few hours of their life, then set them to public. This will bypass the story going on the front page of pastebin and prevent unwarranted views from curious normies and bots, and will instead give you a much better indication of the people that are actually hunting down and reading your stories on purpose, not by accident.

>>30097615
>"How the hell am I gonna get to Cloudsdale?
kek
good story my man

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>>30093713

>>30099459
>>30099456
>>30099396
New thread, we must let this one perish. --->>30099125

>>30092506
Nice to see you're keeping up the tradition as well

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>>30092506

I dream of the day Generals are banned from this board, we need to bring this board back into business.