Spike comes out as gay to the Mane Six. How do each of them react?

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>>30090902
>"No way! I have a shocking confession of my own: I like reading books."

>>30090902
Pinkie and Twilight try to get a stallion for him to fuck.
RD introduces him to carpet-munching.
Rarity's heart is slightly broken.
Applejack tries to kill him, cause she's a reatrded hillbilly.
Fluttershy talks to Zecora about turning into a man, gets a potion that gives her a penis, but she masturbates so hard that she explodes and her blood and organs are spread throughout her whole cottage.
Discord is now cucked, but Twi/Ponk get him to live with Spike in a parallel dimension filled with carpets where Applejack will never find them.
Rarity breaks the Cutie Map in a fit of rage and ends up destroying reality as a result (except Glimmer who now lives in a black void cause she's just that fucking special), leaving Discord and Spike to fuck in their carpet dimension forever.

They laugh at how pathetic he is.

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>>30090945
>reatrded hillbilly

>>30090951
They already do that.

>>30090945
Loving the all the insecurities in this post

>>30091050
That's /pol/ for you

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>There are MULTIPLE "Spike s-sure is terrible, r-right?" threads on the board right now
>A cartoon child dragon is genuinely this intimidating to a board of ostensibly fully grown adults

>>30091196
>Intimidating
I thought /mlp/ liked Spike because they projected on him.
Guess now they hate him because he was an alpha in the ember episode.

>>30091215
More like how his episodes stopped being shit and /mlp/ got mad that they can't complain.

they would probably be surprised because his crush on Rarity has been pretty obvious

>>30090902
>Ha! Pay me Applejack!

>>30091179
Can you prove it's /pol/?
That post doesn't fit their Modus Operandi

>>30090945
Gee anon, you want some parmesan on that spaghetti.
>>30091196
I get the Spike hate from a writing perspective because so many of his episodes make him out to be a fucking retard, but then there's the old Spike hate from the days of Friendship is Witchcraft that comes off as little more than smug asshole humor.

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>>30090945
>she's a reatrded hillbilly.
>a retarded hillbilly
>reatrded hillbilly
>reatrded

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>>30090945
>Fluttershy giving a single tiny fuck about Spike

>>30092544
say what now?

>>30090902
"We already know"

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>>30090902
The Mane Six are fine with it. Princess Ember flips out.

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>Its a Spike m/m fic
>Spike always the bottom and never play the dominant role

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>"Stupid Spike."
>"Should've told me he wasn't into girls."
>"Stupid me."
>"I should've known, he lives peacefully with six girl ponies."
>sniff...sob
>"Baka."

>>30091196
How the fuck this thread is shitting on Spike? Are you that insecure, spikefag?

>>30091232
>his episodes stopped being shit
When did that happen?

>>30090945
>Rarity's heart is slightly broken.
>autism

>>30095854
Gauntlet of Fire, but he had A Dog and Pony Show, Secret of my Excess, and Inspiration Manifestation before that too. Plus other than the anthem blunder, Equestria Games was pretty good too.

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>>30090902
>"So... Spike... You do know that Rarity isn't a trap right?"

>>30094295
Google it and answer it