Satyr Abomination Thread #209: Mothers Day Edition

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I don't know, this is the closest to appropriate I've got.

>>30090602
Lime stone is one hell of a cutie.

So with Hard To Say Anything, does that mean Darcy is super noncanon?

>>30090940
Relationships end, new relationships begin, maybe herds happen.

>>30090940
Canon ships never stopped us before, I don't see why we need to lose Darcy & siblings over it.

& even if you really need to ship monogamous Sugar Belle x Big Mac I guess you could still just move which Apple family member is Darcy & Siblings' parent. Though that's a bit blah~

>>30090940
Okay okay, hear me out on this one.

Big Macintosh in the EqG world meets an anonymous mare.
>Making satyrs ensues
What do?

>>30090940
Literally none of this is canon.

>>30090996
This. There's any number of possible explanations to come up with.

>>30090940
see >>30092697

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How is satyr's dating life going so far?

>>30092697
>>30093078
This. If everyone were to take every single thing in the show into consideration everytime they write something, then generals like AiE would not have lasted very long.

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>>30093807
>Pic
Is that an actual in development game? Ever since the great scam of Dark Skyes my need for a good pony dating since has never been filled. Banned From Equestria Daily was pretty great tho.

>How is satyr's dating life going so far?
Uneventful. She makes awkward conversation with a cute stallion who comes over often to get apple stuff but she's just as shy as her dad. But thankfully she talks way more. Still, some nights she needs to get out of the house and go to the barn, for a good hard finger fondling.

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Which satyr has the softest, most cuddleable tail?

>>30094498
Trimmings. She makes her pocket money by selling the hair to the local pillow craftsmare, which is why it's always so short.

>>30094505
Clever.
Does Gala do that too?

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>>30094435
Do Gala and Darcy have the same mother?
Gala doesn't really have that latina look her sister does.

>>30094510
Nah I was thinking she just prefers it short so the thing doesn't get in the way when she's doing her work.

>>30094526
I figure no. Darcy is one mom and then Little Mac and Gala have a different one. I suppose depending on one's preference they could be mutually exclusive, because of herding/Mac being a wizard, or just weird shenanigans.

As of that last episode I've been sort of leaning toward Mac just being separated from the femanon(s) for all of that 'totally not awkward as fuck' interaction with Sugar Belle and Mac's kids.

>>30094580
>I figure no. Darcy is one mom and then Little Mac and Gala have a different one.
I would agree.
They seem too different to have the same mother.

>>30094526
>>30094599
They could have the same mother if the mother had light skinned ancestry on one side & darker skinned ancestry on the other side.

>>30094623
I mean I suppose if the femanon was a mulatto latin + anglo that would do it.

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Started coloring this cutie. Gotta go now, but will finish it later. Thoughts on colors?

>>30094623
>>30094633
Skin color could always come from the non human parent as well.

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>>30094498
The one who put most of the stat points on Tail.

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>>30094742
>>30094498
I need to see a DBZ style show down between Hope and Darcy powered up to Super Satyr Level 2 with their tails having the spiky features and not their regular hair.

Please art friends, make this a thing!

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>>30094719
Hiki's hair and tail aren't pure black. I really like the rest though.

>>30094719
She's really cute. Love her plain jane design here. Thats my fetish. As for coloring looks good. Not too big a fan of her other color highlight so this appeals to me in all the right ways

>>30094719
>>30094836
She finally outgrew her emo phase and dropped the edgy "I hate humans" bit, maybe?

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>>30094871
>"I hate humans"
If I remember correctly, then you're thinking of Bella.

>>30094871
>"I hate humans"
That's Bella and i kinda don't blame her, after all her dad disappeared after Eri said she was pregnant of Hiki

>>30094920
Doesn't make it any less herp on her part, especially given she's half human.

And why would the dad bail when he already has a kid anyway?

>>30095000
He died in an accident, and Eri said he left in the mistaken belief it would be easier on Bella.

>>30095000
>Doesn't make it any less herp on her part, especially given she's half human.
>Be born in a world filled with ponies
>Except you, who is only half pony
>All because that dick who got your mom pregnant was a darn alien human
She has the right to hate humans if she wants to.

>>30094764
That would be awesome.

>>30095027
And I have the right to judge her for that.

>>30095163
And she has the right to beat the shit out of you for calling her something rude just because she doesn't like humans.
...Well, actually Bella doesn't. But no witness is really going to care since they think you deserved it for being really rude to her.

>>30095197
>implying

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>>30095209
You're right. What was I saying? Bella does have every right in the world to beat you up! Luna herself is even standing in the crowd and cheering Bella on in the ring where you're facing off against her.
You do know how to wrestle, right?

>>30095197
>Someone says you're a piece of shit for existing, saying every nasty thing she can imagine.
>"Wow, rude."
>She proceeds to physically assault you.
>Nobody cares because you called her rude.

You should go sit in the corner and think about how edgy and dumb you post was.

>>30095308
>Thinking I was being absolutely 100% serious when I wrote that
Where is your sense of dark humour?
>Throwing the word "Edgy" at almost everything
You would really not be fun at all to have in the Emo general back when it was still around.

>>30095351
It did feel a bit like a shitpost, yeah.
Emo stuff usually is. Hence why I never went there. Their ~aesthetics are nice though. I'll give emos that.

>>30095391
>aesthetics
At least when it isn't shitty graphic tees and over-accessorized rave trash.

>>30095391
>I think that talking about emo satyrs here is shitposting
>Wanting an artist to stay away from this general because you think emo satyr is shitpost
People like you can just leave.

>>30094771
Yeah, I know. It isn't quite finished. I will finish it when I get back home in a bit.

>>30095455
Cool!

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>>30095000
>And why would the dad bail when he already has a kid anyway?
Maybe he wanted cigarettes or maybe he was there just for the horse pussy, i bet for him one kid is cool but two?! fuck that

>>30095574
>Maybe he wanted cigarettes or maybe he was there just for the horse pussy
Ouch.

Be honest now, everyone. If you did somehow end up in Equestria, would you be happy if you heard that your Equestrian girlfriend is pregnant? Or would you freak out and run as far away as possible?

>>30095607
I'd freak out and try to make the best of the bizarre situation.

>>30095607
Honestly, I think I'd be quite happy with that situation.

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>>30095607
Freak out, but try to make the best of it.

>>30095607
Scared, freaked out but would not abandon my equestrian GF. I personally don't want kids but that does not mean I'd run out of them. But I would be happy to be with my love.

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Done. I think. I hope.

inb4 I spot a mistake immediately after posting it

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Mal!

>>30095904
I would.

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>>30095877
10/10 job man

>>30096590
The dreaded Captain Yuzu and her evil parrot of amazing intellect

We ded

So are the Sparkle kids as much pigs as their mother when they eat?

>>30098457
Glimmer is, it helps distract from the permanent orgasm denial.

>>30098457
Glimmer is a bit more neat but ain't afraid to rage shove fries and stuff that give her trouble. Rory is pretty neat overall but Thistle is the messiest by far.

>>30099529
Dawn is a cutie.
I'm gonna have to color this later.

>>30099950
MVP, ColorAnon.

Gonna be a hot day today. You know what that means.

Sunbathing and skinny dipping, bitches!

>>30090458
>white washing a freaking changeling
pol please go. its fucking fey darkling bug horses. they should be black.

>>30100695
You think that's bad? You should see what the example Satyr they have in Ponyfinder looks like.

If anything, it may be more accurate for them to be white, given how Changelings look in Ebberon.

>>30100695
>>30100706
???

They're human halves should look like Anonymous does, and he's generally white

>>30100762
Isn't he usually green?

>>30100680
Skinny dipping party down by the lake. Who comes and who aren't due to parents meddling or self-consciousness issues?

>>30101163
A green saxon man, yeah

>>30101428
What's the point of making him green if he's just going to be white all the time?

>>30101571
So other people can self insert but the majority of the time people imagine him as white. If you want him looking like a Pajeet be my guest.

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>>30101423
Misty shows up ready to get all newd.

>>30101423
Your favorite satyr can't go because they have those 'If I didn't care, I'd let you do whatever you want, but I do care so I'll never let you have any fun until you move out' parents.

>>30101423
Kimmy wanted to go, but Mera was sick.

>>30101651
Is it possible for only one of them to be sick?

>>30101731
It is a mystery, but until it's solved the two of them are more than happy to cycle between one or the other being sick to get out of school.

>>30101423
All the apples would definitely go yes, because muh pragmatism.

>>30101819
Hot

>>30101819
>>30101819
>muh pragmatism
What did he mean by this?

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>>30099529
Should the hem and top of her tunic have a different color from the rest?

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Just came across this awesomeness on Derpibooru.

>>30101924
Huh thats odd I dont recall this ever being posted on here. But whole family stuff is cute as hell.

Damnit Mumble she literally kissed a charcoal before taking that photo.
>Run out of emo makeup
>Have to improvise with kitchen supplies

>>30101939
Me neither. It was posted by /d/non himself on Derpibooru.

>>30101917
It's usually a slightly bronzier gold, like you put on the sword iirc. A few other things:
>The moons on the necklace are supposed to be silver
>Those diamonds on her shoes/swords are purple gems like on Celestia's regalia

Thanks for coloring all of this stuff though. It looks great.

>>30101952
I'll make some improvements in a bit.

>>30101837
Well, all those farm clothes get tight and shit from sweat. They don't want to spend the rest of the day drying them off.

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>>30099529
>>30101952
I made her tunic hem a bit golden, but a bit lighter than the sword hilt.
Made the shoe gems purple and faceted (does this look good or should I just go with plain purple?) and the moons in her bracelet silver.
Not quite sure about the moons.
I feel like they look nicer gold.
What do you think?

>>30102198
Yeah the moons do look a bit off like that, definitely better cold. Only thing I see is the gem on the sworn's hilt should get the facette treatment.

Still, looks really nice overall.

>>30102198
>Not quite sure about the moons.
>I feel like they look nicer gold.
To be honest, I'm not really sure what to think about the entire bracelet. I mean, it looks alright, but at the same time it also looks a bit odd when every little piece on it has the exact same colour.

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>>30102269
Didn't even realize the shape on the sword hilt was supposed to be a gem, but you're probably right.
I made it a faceted purple gem like the ones on the boots and reverted the moons.

>>30102311
I kind of agree, but not sure what color to make it otherwise. If you've got any suggestions I can try altering it.

Otherwise, I guess I'll just go with it being intentionally gaudy and over the top because royalty.

>>30102333
Isn't that circle on the other end of the hilt also meant to be a gem of some sort? Or am I seeing it wrong?

>>30102378
Could be. I figured it was just a sun though.
Maybe Hesh can enlighten us on what it was intended to be if he's around.

>>30102396
Maybe it's a topaz? Try making it and the smaller parts around it yellow like the sun, see how that'll look like.

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>>30102414
I made the center of the sun in the pommel a topaz. Does it look better with the bronze or gold sun around it?
Personally I'm leaning towards the original bronze.
Already feels like there's too much gold in the picture.

>>30102495
>Personally I'm leaning towards the original bronze.
>Already feels like there's too much gold in the picture.
Yeah, you're right.

>>30102495
I'd go with bronze, and maybe cut a little more gold by using bronze and copper on the shield, and making her belt leather.

Same with the silver moons, but it might introduce the problems of too many colors in one outfit.

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>>30102569
Did a few more experimental changes.
Changed the sword hilt gem to a topaz as well, made the belt leather and the shield sun copper.
Opinions?

I have to go for a bit, but I'll be back later to finish it.

>>30102646
It's getting there, absolutely.
Maybe the shield sun could be a purer, brighter copper, because it stands out with how dull it is. Doesn't need to be bronze level, just like a new penny or something.
But other than that, no issues.

>>30101924
That is really nice.

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>>30102669
I tried to make the shield sun look a bit more shiny while still looking coppery.

>>30102987
You got it just right.

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>>30095574
>be anon
>you managed to have the local emo qt pone
>"sweet, sad emo horse pussy for days"
>she's pregnant
>"fuck!"
>she's pregnant again
>"i'm out"
If this anon is not the worst parent of the thread, he's really up there.
there's another examples of shitty parents?

>>30103027
Just shitty people who are parents or does that include those who are just kind of bad at raising children too?

>>30103027
Yuzu's mother. Unless she's actually dead, then that's a whole other story.

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>>30103114
>tfw Bella's father and Yuzu's mother are fucking somewhere right now

>>30103265
At least they learned their lessons about how you should always use protection.

>>30103281
Or they didn't, and just dump the kid in an orphanage and run off.

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>>30103281
>>30103300
Is this place always this fun

>>30103330
No, not always.
Been fairly active today.

>>30103088
Just shitty people

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Has she gone full goth?

>>30103840
Not really
She looks like she rolled around in a Hot Topic

>>30103840
That looks borderline steampunk.
Steampunk goth?
Is that a thing?

>>30103840
It's a phase. Like with 86% of goths. Her mom, Fluttershy, Thorn, Mudpie, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Lyra, etc. Biggest example; Celestia.

>>30103681
Was his starvation so extreme that he had to resort to eating both of his hands?

>>30104300
Smiled.

>>30104300
He forgot they could grow back... let himself starve a whole week and a half. Now he knows better.

Drawing requests?

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>>30104670
Mera after accidentally giving her dad a "dry bite" after he surprised her.
That is, a warning bite with no venom injected.

Because I damn near stepped on one of these scary cuties while jogging a few minutes ago.

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>>30104670
>A sort of height chart with all the Apple boys.
>Dawn with a Superman shirt

>>30104670
Grease Monkey Gala.

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>>30104695

>>30104733
Aww, hard to stay mad at that face.
Thanks, DJ.

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>>30104704

>>30102987
Just got back from work. I'd probably keep the shield just gold (Thing's gilded so it'd just be a coating.) I sort of presumed Dawn's "gear" was ceremonial more than anything.

Still, looks gr8 m8 as is. Thanks again for coloring so much of my stuff.

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>>30104716

>>30104670
Always when im at work u take request. I feel cheated lol

Well, if you're still down. Can you do one of Deloras? Her being cute or lewdish?

>>30104790
Thanks. Looks great.

>>30104670
Fauna with her frog, taking it for a walk

>>30104790
That is one cute ass Dawn.

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>>30104670
Bella and Yuzu drinking together and talking about their "missing" parents.

>>30104951
Who is Bella?

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>>30105012
this one >>30094897

because this
>>30103027
>>30103114

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>>30104913

>>30105093
Those are some broad shoulders. She must be eating her spinach.

>>30104733
Mera is a cutie.

>>30105124
Extremely so.
So if we're going with the headcanon that they can sleep in shifts to transfer total bodily control, what do you think Mera does with her alone time?

>>30104670
Thistle clutching a jar of cookies n hissing mega cute

>>30104670
Freckles trying on a bikini that don't fit!

>>30101580
>imagine him as white
so no one imagines him as white, hes fucking green.
also if you marry pajeeet et, you shouldn't expect your kid to have just your skin color. Changeling should not be white

>>30100706
no idea what the satyr in ponyfinder looks like but their art is garbage.

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>>30105275
Pardon the shitty cropping job. It's hard to get an accurate snip with just a mouse.

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>>30104951
Sorry the quality sucks. I'm pretty drunk.

>>30104670
>>30105316
Drunk DJ draws? Better do this now before he passes out.

Can you draw Candy shyly looking away as Gala smiles at her teasingly?

>>30104670
Laika on the couch with a loose tank top and chewing on a bone treat while holding a remote and channel surfing

>>30104670
Anon doing the "Why can't I hold all these apples?" Meme but with chibby satyrs

>>30104670
Warren as One Punch Man

>>30105316
>quality sucks
you're crazy, nigga, it looks great!
thanks

>>30104670
Lewdzu reading a book.

>>30105155
Read mostly, it's a lot easier when you don't have to turn pages with your face & it's not a group activity.

>>30105557
Mhmm.
Would be the sort of activity you'd take up in isolation.
I can imagine they'd become fast friends with Alex after she moved out there, if we're going with that setting.
When Kimmy's the dominant head, they could rough house, hunt, work out, and generally be rambunctious. When Mera's the dominant head, the two can completely nerd out together.

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Bump

>>30104733
>>30104790
>>30104871
>>30105093
>>30105316

Hey DJ thanks for all the cute art pics man, I really like the Gala and Deloras ones the best. CAuse I asked for Deloras But Gala is smokin hot. Hope to see ya around more often

>>30105316
Looks good to me.

>>30105303
What's ponyfinder, and does she have a name?

>>30105578
>if we're going with that setting.
If it is what I think it is, then no fucking way in hell. I prefer Ponyville or any of the other existing towns.

>>30105316
>Bella eventually gets so wasted that she starts blabbering about how she'll exterminate mankind in the most ridiculous ways

>>30105316
There's just something about Yuzu's expression in this pic that I can't explain in any way other than a short story.

>You take a sip of your beer and let out a sigh, turning again to face the girl that was sat beside you.
>You liked her earrings, but you weren't entirely sure what to make of her.
>She'd been going on and on about her deadbeat dad for what seemed like forever.
>Was she somebody you'd met before and couldn't recall?
>You hope not, that'd be embarrassing.
>There was nothing worse than when somebody started talking to you and apparently knew you even though you couldn't remember them at all.
>Taking a final sip of your drink, you decide to just lay your cards on the table and go for broke.
"Hey, Bella, was it?"
>She nods and you continue.
"Look, not to be rude, but I've sat here and listened to you complain for almost an hour now, so can you just cut to the chase and tell me if we're going to mash clits or not?"
>Her eyes widen.
>"P-Pardon?"
>You roll your eyes.
"Or we could take turns going down on one another, I don't care, whichever you prefer."
>The other girl looks shocked and only manages an indistinct squeak in response.
>A realisation hits you.
"Bella, you do know what type of bar this is, right?"
>She looks around, seeming only now to notice that the establishment was filled exclusively with women and mares, some in the midst of heated tongue wrestling sessions.
>"Oh, I... I think maybe I don't belong here. Bye!"
>You watch as she hurriedly pays for her drink and darts for the exit, all while blushing a fierce shade of red.
>Frowning, you order another beer.
"Shame, she had a great pair of tits."

>>30107713
If Yuzu was after that sort of thing, why bother going to a bar?
She could just ask Mistake.

>>30107791
This.
If we're going Lezu, I kinda like Mistake often being a bug sandwich between Yuzu and her dad.

>>30107791
>>30107805
Right, so Yuzu x Mistake is going to be a permanent thing now? They can't simply be friends or anything, nope. Not in this general that cares more about shipping than any other general does for some reason.

>>30107791
Mistake's up for a little pearl diving now and then, but she's not actually a lesbian and wouldn't agree to it if it wasn't for it Yuzu being the one asking. Yuzu knows this and doesn't want to strain their friendship by being needy or demanding. It's like being friends with benefits, but only one of you is into it and the other only agrees because they're your bff and want to make you happy.

I imagine Mistake being 95% straight.

>>30107811
I don't ship them personally, but I could see them experimenting while growing up. Maybe occasionally helping each other out as friends.
And maybe threesomes with Yuzu's dad when Mistake manages to break down his resisistance and get him to date her.

>>30107811
>Tried trolling in /sad/
>No replies
>Comes here instead

Please stop trying to turn everything you dont like into a shit show

>>30107814
This.

>>30107814
I figure she's more 60s-40g bi, personally. Slightly male leaning because Yuzu still can't fertilize her eggs.
Anon's straight, and Yuzu's gay, so it works out.

>>30107820
>>30107821
Don't respond to obvious trolls.

>>30107836
>Yuzu's gay
I headcanon her as male preferring bisexual personally.

>>30107441
Something about a jew, a city and a suplex
>>30107713
>some in the midst of heated tongue wrestling sessions.
kek

>>30107821
>Implying I'm trolling
Give it a break, you sensitive damn idiot. You know as well as everyone else does that shipping has pretty much become the Nr 1 topic in this general. And when others can't even talk about satyrs or post a story about a satyr without the only replies being "That satyr already has a girlfriend or boyfriend", then you know that shipping has become a problem.
>Trolling in /sad/
I don't see anything? Unless you're talking about the old thread?

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So if Yuzu's gay, what about Murmur? I think of them as half-sisters, and I honestly can't picture her being anything other than a jizz wiz that's dated most of the boys in her town by the time she's seventeen.

Also if the patrician who's been colouring pictures is here and feels up for it, I'm preemptively requesting this picture before going to bed.

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>>30107845
Even better.
Anon pounds away at Mistake while Yuzu rides her face, and the two indulge and a bit of taboo making out and groping.

>>30107900
Sounds hot.

>>30107900
I think that maybe Yuzu needs to put her hoof down and forbid Mistake from turning into her while having sex with her dad.

>>30104695
On a scale of loose and flaccid to diamond crushing, how tightly did your asshole clench when you noticed it?

>>30107978
About a 3, because I thought it was dead and run over and first, since it was in the road. But I live in a place that's hot and wet, so I'm pretty used to snakes in general. Saw a king snake just a couple of hours ago burrowing to lay its eggs.

Still, realizing I unknowing stepped right over a venomous snake sitting in the open that would have struck had I actually physically touched it is kinda spoopy.

>>30107995
>King snake
>lays eggs

Transgenderd sneks?

>>30108179
Or it was actually a queen snake.

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>>30108179
Reverse trap.

>>30108179
There's precedent for female kings.

Mainly it was to solve succession crises where they needed a king but it was never specified that it had to be a male king, I think.

>>30108251
>they needed a king but it was never specified that it had to be a male king
A female king is called a queen.

>>30108319
Hey, just 'cause a female ruler is usually called a queen doesn't mean the countries' laws didn't specifically say that they needed a king.

I mean some of them were called queens later, though I don't remember if that was 'cause they were also the queen of a different country or not, but they were still crowned as kings.

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Colored another old pic.

>>30108865
Can someone edit it so that it says "The south will rise again"?

>>30108924
What does that mean?
Is it some sort of meme?

>>30108865
>pink bunny symbol
Kek. Also cute. It's comfy as fuck and hi fav shirt but only wears it at home

>>30108932
It started off as a political chant regarding "liberals taking over America"... in the 1700s. Nowadays it's a joke that people from south eastern US want to bring back slavery. If that sounds exaggerated, it is. For comedy. Hell, would be appropriate for Equestria.

>>30108981
He wears it ironically.

>>30106725
>>30106725
A campaign setting for Pathfinder based on pone. Pretty much as it says on the tin. The history's a little more grimdark (because Pathfinder and shit), with the princesses godly status being a bit more concrete (though the Celestia analogue apparently has a separation between Sun Goddess and Empress of Ponykind).

As for the satyr...your guess is as good as mine. I mean, I could probably find some lore on her, but from what I can tell, there's not even a gazetteer entry on her. The most notable lore I can give is that the symbol on her breastplate is the holy symbol of the setting's goddess of love, Lashtada.

Lashtada [i]really[/i] likes Hybrids.

>>30109971
The guy who made Ponyfinder, David Silver, has a fimfiction where he writes stories in the Ponyfinder universe. Her name is Soft Mane and she's an oracle of Lashtada.

>>30110406
Is she described to look like the pic? I admit I haven't made it far enough into that fic to where she appears.

If that's true, that would explain a lot.

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Love is Blind."

>>30111001
Darcy?

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>>30111106
Yes.

>>30111112
Do you think Darcy's mom knows what she gets up to with her uncle?
If so, what does she think about it?

>>30111444
I don't know, really. Fem is presumably reasonably deeply invested in her culture if she brought so much over to her daughter. How does rural Spanish culture typically view incest?

I assume we're talking biological uncle in this context.

>>30111483
You would be near literally hanged.

Yes killed, not explicitly a neck snap. Usually it is the women in the family who kills the piece of shit.

>>30111483
Actually, I went ahead and looked it up. The only source that wasn't some forum screeching about how much the Spanish like their incest was the nebulously believable wikipedia's page on incest laws.
It only logged Spain (legal), Argentina (legal, but marriage between immediate relatives is usually invalid), and Brazil (Legal, but general marriage legitimacy is up in the air).

So yeah, the Spanish seem to be pretty lenient towards giving family the D, no matter how related they might be.
So Darcy's mom might be fairly alright with it.

>>30111444
Hey look buddy, do you mind taking this conversation over to /sad/? I dont care if people bring up incestuous head canons over in /sad/ where its appropriate but in /sat/ it feels forced as fuck especially when there was literally no mention in it besides your post.

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I don't know, does this work?

>>30111554
Very interesting. If this is true, I'm taking a greater liking to spanish culture.

>>30111671
Yeah its cute. Pony looks pretty good and Darcy works for it.

SugaeBelle
TIME PARADOX!!

>>30111671
Super cute!

>>30111554
>>30111740
Trust an actual Mexican, that's utter shit. Mexican mothers are murderously brutal to anyone who isn't their kids.

>>30111796
Heh, and even then...

Although this brings to mind, if Darcy's mom is likely Catholic, how does that translate...

>>30111829
She would whoop her ass, force her to go to church to guilt her into feeling bad for anything happen; penetration or not, then villify the guy who TRIED to get past the mom-dar.

>>30111846
When she flies off in machine-gun Spanish rants they have to bring in Aunt Pinkie

>>30111671
Sugar Belle isnt a unicorn.

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>>30111927
Someone better tell the animators that, 'cause they keep putting a unicorn horn on her for some reason.

>>30100695
It's white because of superior genes.

>>30112362
Or her dad was just white.
Fur and skin color tend to match those of the parent of their respective species.

>>30111796
Mexico =/= Spain =/= Argentina =/= Brazil

Satyr rimjobs

Which satyrs would be gun enthusiasts?
>Pogo went from slingshots to revolvers

>>30113502
Thorn dreams about tasting Mudpie's chocolate ponut.
Mera finds Kimmy's pucker a warm, comfortably snug place to sleep.

>>30113502
>Icarus' boy hole has been explored by a certain reverse trap's tongue so many times; even first contact now gets him pants ripping hard

>>30113502
>>30113528
>>30113539
>/trash/

>>30113502
So is there any reason you won't post in /sat/?

>>30111846
>then villify the guy who TRIED to get past the mom-dar.
Vilify her own brother?

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>>30113528
>>30090458
>Mera finds Kimmy's pucker a warm, comfortably snug place to sleep.
No

>>30113544
You mean /sad/?

Satyr dick cheese

>Fetishfags are posting again
And some people claim they didn't ruin this general...

>>30113641
>It's not false flags
I like all the other respecting fetish fags keep it in /sad/

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satyr popsicles

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>>30113685
>Hope's face when she finds out someone made a popsicle that looks like her

>>30113704
>ywn be famous enough to have people making merchandise of you

>>30113685
What kind of flavours are there in that thing? I'm guessing mint, vanilla, lemon, strawberry, blueberry or grape, and cantaloupe?

>>30113741
I'm pretty sure some odd pony out there would make merchandise of you if you were the first human in Equestria.

>>30113745
If it's an icecream based one, I'd say vanilla mint. If it's more of a candy thing, maybe lemon berry.

>>30113745
Squash soup and Ariana's piss

>>30113510
The Apples in general. They all have a gun they prefer.

>>30113758
Which, now that I think about it, would be kinda creepy even for the first satyr.
>Live in Ponyville your entire life
>Sure, some nutjob would come by once in blue moon just because you're a satyr, but otherwise things were mostly calm
>Grow up and decide to travel to a town outside Equestria for a week
>Turns out said nutjob lives there
>And he has started a cult where everyone worships you becasue you're different, or thinks you're a demon.
>That's why that nutjob always tried getting close to you all these years

>>30113548
Ohhh, if it's IN the family? Shit, the other men might just beat the shit out of him before disowning. Especially if he's old enough to know better.

>>30113865
there has to be a satyr or two who'd try to cash in on that with hilaaarious consequences!

>>30113865
I think if anything satyrs would explode in pop culture. Like celebrities. Movies, games, the works. Then fade into obscurity for the satyr flavor of the week. Could be an interesting premise seeing how different satyrs handle fame.

>>30113865
I guess if Hope actually was the first satyr born in Equestria, she would be pretty famous.

we ded tonight

>>30114256
Or infamous

>>30116495
y-you mean like prank calling and having caffeine after 7pm?

>>30116541
No. She means like... NAKED fun.

https://youtu.be/dpBQgflNqUQ

She wants to pull a reverse The Little Mermaid.

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>>30116495

>>30116495
>>30116683
Cute!
Are these new?

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>>30117291
Actually, came out around February.

>>30117338
Really?
Was it ever posted here or in /sad/?
I don't remember seeing it before.

>>30117338
There is an uncensored version, I hope?

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>>30117355
The first two pages were posted here some time ago. That one was just now.

>>30117370
>>30117338
So where are the uncensored ones m8?

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>>30117391

>>30117409
/d/, I don't even care about these pics, because it's a garbage ship, but I don't get this behavior.
Post them or don't. Don't be a cheeky "teehee, did I do that" faggot by teasing people with censored ones.

>>30117409
There are a reason you're being a cheeki breeki about the art that you obviously have? It's one thing to post censored ones on /sat/ because it's a blue board, but it's another to only ever post censored ones instead of crossposting the uncensored ones on /sad/.

If it's a private commission you can't post uncropped then don't post the thing at all man, no one benefits from that shit.

>>30117426
Not /d/, only have the censored ones on me anyway. The full ones are on my desktop. Also, wondering if I should make them derpibooru exclusive or imgur them.

>>30117431
Put them on Derpibooru probably. I think imgur converts to jpg depending on size.

>>30117431
Well now I feel a tad noncesque. My bad lad. Post them in /sad/ then Derpi?

>>30117441
Yes, do this please.

>>30117431
Why not post on /sad/ if ya got uncensored?

>>30117436
>Converts to jpg
Those... bastards.

>>30117441
Never had any intention of posting them in either thread. Sexual pics without self insert-atude just cause shitposting. Why I like when stuff pops up on derpi first. Discussion is way shorter, bu much less motivation killing. Same with imgur stuff. Will probably do as >>30117436
said when I get home though, because jpgs a shit

>>30117445
Don't have the uncensored atm. Only have the sfw versions.

>>30117451
Looking forward to seeing them.

>>30117451
>Sexual pics without self insert-atude just cause shitposting.
Sounds like flimsy victim complex bullshit. Surely less shitposting than you baiting for people to beg you to post the stuff.

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>>30117482
This.

>>30117482
>Begging
Didn't ask for responses. Figured I would let off teasers before I could get the real deal out.Why bother posting the first two pages as well then, huh?

I know there's conspiracy nuts here who think 90% of content is shitposting trying to troll/start shit, but you can get the stick out your ass. Teasing. Nothing more. Nothing less.

>>30117522
You know what, you colossal faggot? Please never post it anywhere.

>>30117522
All you needed to do was post the first 2 and then say "I'm not on my desktop atm, I have more and I'll post them when I get home." and this entire argument wouldn't have occurred.

>>30117537
>Trying to start shit over nothing
Weak bait fucko. Ignore him. It's not just a conspiracy. They try to start shit in whatever thread they can, not just /sad/

>>30117556
Probably. Wasn't exactly thinking like that when I did. Was thinking it would be a fun teaser. But the thread has a thing against fun posting, don't it? Will remember it for next time.

>>30117570
Mistake wasn't trying to have fun. Mistake was forgetting actual shit starters do lurk around the thread trying to get stuff started because they're bored.

>>30117592
This.

>>30117570
>But the thread has a thing against fun posting, don't it?
More victim complex shit. Just don't be an attention whore next time.

>>30117610
This is why 90% of out artists left, ya know.

>>30117622
Artists are not above criticism for their behavior.

>>30117632
And you're not above criticism for being a bitch trying to start shit. Seriously, ask any ex-content creator. I bet you at least 80% of them will say the thread's hostile attitude is what killed it for them.

>>30117632
Who was acting like that?

>>30117652
Mimic and DJ come to mind. DJ at least stopped being a bitch about it and grew a pair.

>>30117663
Ah. I was only around right before he left for work stuff. Only heard about Minic being bitchy about the Clockwork stuff.
Lot of drama queens on the 4chins, shocking.

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So thread, would you be a stepdad/mom to a satyr that was not yours? Would you marry a single mom/dad?

>>30117663
I don't recall anything about DJ except the "Please stop me from drunk driving" episode.

But Mimic, while certainly a gifted artist, can be way too high strung. The most recent is, of course, the Clockwork thing.
Made Solitaire, got mad when people thought she was from Quiet Gestures instead of unnamed parents, and makes Clockwork for that. Solitaire fades into obscurity, and suddenly it's Clockwork who isn't Quiet Gestures, she's an A Clockwork Orange reference, in nothing but the word Clockwork. So he makes Marcie, and now Clockwork is mentioned less and less.
Then there was the time he flipped out over the early mass satyr pic when someone fixed some broken anatomy like Starburst's wrist, or him pulling unauthorized edits, even of simple colorations from derpi.
I want to specify, I like him as an artist, but he sometimes makes it hard to like him as a person.

>>30117679
I dunno, man. Depends on the mother, the satyr, their and my own age, and my circumstances in life.
I'd probably rather marry the satyr.

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>>30117705
>Spoiler
A satyr wife would be nice.

>>30117705
/d/ made Marcie, not Mimic.

>>30117721
My mistake on that part, then.

>>30117721
Yeah, Mimic got irritated that /d/ drew Clockwork as the mine poner kid, so he made another satyr to sort it out. Don't know if that helped, though, it seems like Marcie just added to dramas.

>>30117739
No, DJ made mistake... well, a writefag wrote her first, but then he "made" her.

>>30117741
No, he didn't. He got mad, said the mime pone had no kid, which ticked /d/ off since they had been drawing Clockwork as mime daughter. When Mimic "put his foot down", /d/ was like "well fuck you! We had a mime pone and now we don't." So he made Marcie to fill what Clockwork WAS. Meaning, so Mimic could have his way and /d/ wouldn't lose their mime daughteru, Marice became "clockwork".

>>30117750
Is Marcie even drawn? They all look like the exact same character anyway?

>>30117757
A quick derpi or dropbox search doesn't require much work https://derpibooru.org/search?q=satyr%2C+parent%3Aquiet+gestures&sf=created_at&sd=desc

There's also some more nsfw stuff around somewhere.

>>30117715
The wife so nice you'll breed her far more than twice.

>>30117744
You cheeky cunt.

>>30117705
People get confused because DJ drew a picture of Treble (or Cleft, I can't remember) playing a flute and several anons(including another drawfag) pointed out the mistakes in the piece.
DJ said something along the lines of 'jeez, I didn't know it was 'criticize DJ night' and anons shit on him for it.
I 'm pretty sure that was the moment that DJ started to get burnt out on drawing satyrs, as he later apologized and said he was feeling "artist fatigue".
He didn't go all autist like Mimic did when an anon dared to finish coloring his satyr group pic, or that time when -fuchs- sperged out and went on a rant of how Obama was a war criminal.

DJ nursed satyr into popularity and is the longest faithful drawfag we've had next to MSoB. He doodled as recently as >>30105316.

That being said, I miss sterks.

>>30117813
As I said, none of them are above criticism. It really comes down to if you can recognize that your behavior wasn't exactly proper and learn from that. For the most part, I think our artists usually do.

>>30117813
what ever became of Daily?
I miss that glorious faggot.

>>30117832
Yeah, all two of them.

>>30117841
Same with Nobby, Fuchs, Cups, and King Kap.

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>>30117841
same. his art may not have been the best, but I liked his style and he was a witty sumbitch

>>30117854
>Garret talks to a mirror.png

>>30117671
>Minic being bitchy about the Clockwork stuff.
What?

>>30117883
See >>30117750 and >>30117705

>>30117813
>He didn't go all autist like Mimic did when an anon dared to finish coloring his satyr group pic
Can you honestly blame him? Place yourself in his shoes for a minute.
>Work on massive satyr group pic
>A random Anon suddenly posts a coloured version and says that your art is finished
>Flat colours everywhere
>No shading or anything else
>Everything is just flat except for the few satyrs your had finished colouring
>Some colours are completely wrong and not what you had planned at all
I mean, if I was an artist, then I'd be pissed off too if someone were to do something like that to my art and then have the nerve to say that it is finished.

The only thing that makes Mimic the slightly bad guy in that story is that he gave the guy his permission to TRY and colour it if I remember correctly, only to start yelling at him afterwards for doing just that.

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>>30117705
>I like him as an artist, but he sometimes makes it hard to like him as a person
so true. I really like his Gorillaz-esque style, but I can't forget how much of a dramaqueen he is. like when he got super jealous when a troll preferred DJ over him.

>>30117901
What exactly was the problem?
Was the picture unfinished when the guy colored it?
Or was he going to color it himself?

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>>30117926
Mimic was going to colour it all, but he kept stalling it for several months. So one guy asked Mimic if it's okay for him to try and colour it himself.

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This conversation has gone on long enough now, I think. We're past addressing each others failings, and are now just prodding them like festering sores.

Also. Satyrs are cute.

>>30117974
Who is guitar satyr?

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>>30117957
Super cute.

>>30117978
Evenfall, seldom seen sister of Eventide (who can be seen at the right edge of the image).

I don't use her much 'cause I don't feel like stirring things up too much with her.

>>30117957
What would have been a legit fight anon would have with Lyra?

>>30117988
Don't know why you'd think she'd stir things up, beyond generic complaints about 3many satyrs, but alright.

>>30117992
Well, Lyra's usually shown as being fairly on the childish side. So maybe her just doing too much irresponsible or thoughtless stuff?

>>30117994
That's the reason, said complaint is a bit annoying & while I don't think there are too many since the rules allow for them to not have to all exist in every story/setting, there's still plenty of others for me to focus on.

>>30118010
It's about ease of access. When you have hundreds of satyrs newfags will have no idea what even is which makes it harder for us to attract new posters.

>>30118070
Makes me think of super hero comics & how they have big name characters coexisting with a bunch of barely not nameless nobodies & every amount of being-known-ness in between.

Which I guess sort of makes a point about lack of ease of access, even if it doesn't really feel like a problem to me.

The list helps.

>>30118090
>The list helps.
It would help more if it told people more about the satyr in question.

>>30118070
That and the constant hostility

>>30118130
Telling things about the satyr in question is a bit problematic since noting is completely static about any of them.

Sure there's common takes on some of them, but nothing prevents entirely different takes on one character.

Our greatest weakness & greatest strength seems to be the extremely variable nature of the satyrs.

>>30117957
>Satyrs are cute.
I think we can all agree on this.

>>30118176
I disagree.
Satyrs are super cute.

For the sake if conversation, pick any two satyrs.

Got 'em?

They get into a street fight. Who wins and by what degree?

>>30117992
Lyra spiraling down depression, seeing anon and hope spending more time with each other.

>>30118504
I picked Gibbous & Gale, which turned out to not be very sense-make choices, I think.

Regardless Gale wins by a large margin since Gibbous has inactive nerd physique while Gale's got average fitness at worst.

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>>30118504
>Sapphire and Yuzu.
I suppose Yuzu would win. She has the benefit of two extra limbs that could potentially throw a punch, maybe, and is generally shown to have long, pointed nails that could easily be used to eye gouge an opponent. In addition, in my own headcanon, I imagine her dad made sure she could take care of herself by signing her up for boxing lessons when she was younger. He knows he'll not be around forever to look after her.

On the other hand, I don't think Sapphire knows any magic that could help in a fight and she also has longer hair that could be pulled.

Also Yuzu used to be a pirate, yaarh!

Now for my own question. What's one embarrassing thing that has happened to a satyr of your choice?

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>>30118594
>What's one embarrassing thing that has happened to a satyr of your choice?
This fight started over a muttered remark about the time when Yuzu was six years old and just learning to fly, when she got "her" shirt tangled in a weather vane and her dad had to get a ladder to climb up to the roof to rescue her. She cried so loudly that half the town came to investigate what all the fuss was about, but she wouldn't let anybody but her dad get close enough to help her.

She wishes that people would stop bringing it up already, and she doesn't find it as amusing as everybody insists it was. Plus she ruined her favourite shirt.

>>30118504
Ariana vs Purity Quartz. Against pretty much anyone else either of those two would win easily. Against each other... those mountains and brick walls had better watch out.

As for who would win, it's a tough one. Ariana has several times the body mass of pretty much any other satyr and the weight and strength that comes with it. Purity Quartz on the other hand is fit as hell and can literally break rocks with her thighs. It would be a fierce battle for sure.

Ultimately, I'd say probably Purity Quartz because she lifts and trains in martial arts while Ariana does not. It would be a long fight, with Purity slowy whittling down Ariana's endurance while dodging her slow and somewhat clumsy but highly destructive blows. They would likely cause enormous damage to the surrounding area before the pain in Ariana's bruised legs becomes too much and she surrenders.

>>30118594
>What's one embarrassing thing that has happened to a satyr of your choice?
The time Rory's dad forgot to knock and walked in on him fingering Thistle.
It was a very embarassing situation for all of them.

Then again, Rory reminds himself, it could have been worse. If it had happened a few minutes later, he would have been balls deep in her.

>>30118711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=advsN-DfY2k

Seems appropriate.

>>30118850
Maybe not quite as flashy, but that's the basic gist of it, yeah.

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>>30118689
>daughteru wearing your old skate and band tee's

>>30119025
She loves them because they smell like daddy's cuddles.

>>30119081
>"Mmmm, smells like you, daddy."
>'...C-c'mon, stop, you're probably huffing mothballs and years of dust.'

>>30119109
"Come on, I haven't worn that shirt since I was seventeen. All it's going to smell of is old sweat, spilled beer and teen angst."
>"I want it."
"Why? It'll never fit you."
>"Because it's yours."
"Fine, have it, but let me wash it first. Can't have you running around looking and stinking like a hobo."

The curry stains are there to stay, sadly.

>>30119109
Kek. Wouldn't that be some shit

>Young Yuzu begins to worry you over how much and often she wants to wear your clothes
>Seems to get a high from smelling them
>Makes odd coments like "Youre clothes smell so good dad."
>When she gets to the point of smelling your dirty laundry she gets nothing. It's actually gross to her.
>She tries to find out why. Turns out its mothballs she likes. She wasnt having incestuous tendencies turns out she's a druggie.
>Relief then send her to rehab.

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>>30119153
That made me think of this old thing.