Dazzling Thread #241

>>30082620
Homeless, de-powered and worst of all, never going to appear in the movies or specials again.

Why?

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>>30082620
The beauty of Detroit they are

>>30082620
>not Mothers Day edition

You had one job.

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>>30082636
Doubt they'd get a very well fleshed out treatment so it's probably for the best that they don't show up again.
>>30082645
Sorry m8, forgot that was a thing. Make the thread next time if ya want a certain edition.

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>>30082644

>>30082645
Well, time to avoid this thread because of the jackass op.

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>>30082636
Eh. We've got some great writefags to continue their legacy for us. Considering how loose the actual writers are that's not the worst fate.

>>30082645
Dont remind me. I have to pull a double shift in taco land on mothers day because everyone else has moms they have to spend time with except me.

>>30080904
I want sonata's magical hair to jerk me off

>>30082620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtr0yNRDZKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-IDxxQyjzI

efnw dazzling panel on youtube

>>30082620
someone get these girls a hair brush or three

>>30083211
yues this is awesome

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Never fear, Best Dazzle is here!

>>30083211
Oh shit they're still doing QAs? Was mpt expecting that.

>>30083696

I missed the AJ & Fluttershy of these :(

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>>30083443

>>30083696
The fuck man. I can't find these anywhere near me.

>>30083789

My stores are doing a clearance sale so they stop selling them. Other places have them but always a bunch of pinkies & twilight

>>30083696
Did this one store get all the Adagios? Is this why they are so hard to find?

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>Kinetica

MSOB my nigga. I don't suppose you could revisit the concept and make some EqG kinetica.

>>30083100

I'm sorry for your loss.

>>30083735
It's amazing how i'll never get tired of seeing this

>>30083696
I'll take 3

>>30084633
What do you think is going through her head right now?

>>30083696
I distinctly remember buying an earth pony themed Adagio toy for my niece when Rainbow Rocks was about to be premiered.

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>page 10

>>30086786
Is Aria the ultimate Tsundere
Would she make anon lunch and then call him an idiot

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>>30087931

>>30086994
Your eating it to fast retard.
Your not enjoying it.
I love you tho

>>30087931

>Summer is here
>And with it; summer jobs
>Camp Everfree is hiring people for the summer
>The Dazzlings apply because free room and board plus some money
>It also happens to be after Mauler Bear mating season
>Fluttershy goes missing in the woods
>Gloriosa is at her office and flipping her shit like a juggler
>She presses the announcement system button
>"WE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND OUR JOLLY CAMPERS TO ALWAYS WEAR LIFE PRESERVERS WHEN BOATING! THANK YOU AND HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME! ALSO, ALL SUMMER HANDS ARE TO SEE ME IN MY OFFICE FOR COORDINATION! *Sigh*...Fuck me sideways, why does everything always has to happen to me. It's like this place is attracting lobomites. Dammit, out of whiskey too....Crap. *click*"
>The Dazzlings go to Gloriosa's office
>"What now." asks Adagio who is used to being served and finds the reversal of roles humiliating
>Gloriosa doesn't like the Dazzlings but she finds their disposition familiar and so doesn't act when addressing them in private
>"Some dumb motherfucker decided to take a forest walk in Mauler Bear territory during summer when mothers have cubs. They are fiercely protective of their young. And did I mention they're called Mauler Bears?"

>>30088391
>Aria the beaten up zombie chick
unf
>>30089368
I fucking love writefags.

>>30089368

>"Good old natural selection weeding out the idiots" comments Aria with a faint smirk
>"Yes" says Gloriosa, "except I don't want it too. If we lose another camper due to """negligence""" within the year then the unnatural selection that is the law is gonna tear me a new asshole."
>Sonata giggles
>"Heh, Glory hole."
>"Shut up. You three are gonna go into the woods and find the camper. Meanwhile I'm gonna go out there and tell people everything is okay. You dig?"
>"Dig? I'm just standing rig-ow!"
>Aria slaps Sonata at the back of her head
>"I can hardly wait to not get mauled to death by bears looking for some rando I don't care about" says Adagio
>Gloriosa goes to a closet and opens it
>It has winter coats in it
>She takes three large furcoats and tosses them at the three sirens
>"Wear these bear suits then. The Mauler Bears will think you're bears too."
>"I'm steaming in here" says Adagio
>"I look like a furry faggot" says Aria
>"Ay, so soft and fuzzy! I love it" says Sonata
>"I'm glad you like it, sweetheart! Now get the fuck out of my office."

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>>30089368

"Lobotomites?"

And now i want to see Sonata on Mentats.

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>>30083443
Hi Sunny!

>>30089508

I dunno, what else do you call lobotomized people in english? Except for liberals their and synonyms/subcategories.

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>EqG specials
>Crystal Cunts episode, Dash episode, Wow! Glimmer episode
>Not a single Dazzle-related one
fug

>>30089967
Would it be worse if in one of the specials the girls are seen in the background either as background filler or as a sight gag or something?

>>30089976
No, that would be new content at least

>>30089967

>Crystal Cunts

Meh, not terribly disap-

>Dash episode

PREPARE THE LAZER BEAM
I'M GONNA USE IT TONIGHT

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Uploader Description
Spectral Tsunami likes Metal Music, Sports, and Skateboarding. She is very athletic and mostly good.Bases by and ©MLP ©Hasbro

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Not sorry.

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>>30089967

http://i.imgur.com/kNAek8F.jpg
Enjoy

Uploader Description
They say that Adagio is a temptress. They say that Aria is a dominatrix.
Sonata?
They say that she is BUGFUCK INSANE.

>>30091570
With Adagio: You'll need a smoke
With Aria: You'll need a change of clothes
With Sonata: You'll need a wheelchair

Friendly reminder Aria is best

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>>30090649

CUTE

>>30089967
Don't worry Ace Thruster will Make EqG's Great Again

>>30091779
100% true

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>>30090653
I'd be more inclined to "forgive" you if your lines were cleaner.

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>>30083443

>>30092693
Get this big tited bitch outta here

>>30092693

Post the Garry Oak picture.

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Reminder: Aria is a beta bitch that needs a proper owner. Unless you're willing to break her in you're a bad owner and she will be left confused by her freedom. Also she will probably piss on your carpet even if you regularly take for for walkies.

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>resuscitate

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>>30094023
Oh no, it didn't work
I think I need mouth to mouth
Specifically from that cute weeaboo

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>>30091607
>With Sonata: You'll need a wheelchair
More like you'll need stitches. I like to imagine Sonata has trouble controlling her siren nature when she's really getting into it, and tends to get bitey.

>>30094023
>>30094039
Why do you always come to my thread and ruin it

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>>30082620

Goddamn I love Poof

Why don't we get more greens of her?

It's always Sonata shit.

>>30094591

>tfw downloaded a number of low poly tree tutorials so I can model a poof
>tfw can't be arsed to apply them

>>30083696
I WANT ALL OF THEM

I WANT TO BUILD A CASTLE OF ADAGIOS

>You are lying on the couch watching TV and waiting for sleep to take you
>Loving Aria appears in the doorframe and smiles at you
>She's wearing an old t-shirt of yours that's a few sizes too big for her, but leaves a shoulder and her legs exposed
>She walks on her toes and comes to you
>You mumble internally, not happy about having your TV haze interrupted
>Aria lies on you and places her head on your chest
>Her arms slip under you and hug you
>"No-nneee~"
"Mph."
>"Ari want snu snu~"
>You sigh, causing her head to rise and descend along with your chest
"Please no more. My dick is raw. Just let me sleep."
>Aria does puppy eyes at you but yours are closed
>"Can I at least with you?"
"Sure."
>"Hug me?"
"Alright."
>You hug Aria and fall asleep

>>30095193

>"Krieger? Krieger! Open up this door right this goddamned instant or I will, and I mean literally, poke holes in you!"
>"Oh I'm sorry. Your authority is not recognized in...CASTLE DAZZLE!"

>>30094616
Do it now if you have the time to shitpost on an Indonesian basket weaving bulletin board

>>30095373

Bleh, I'm too lazy and unmotivated.

>>30095256
hugs are nice too

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>>30094591
>It's always Sonata shit
it's that way for obvious reasons

>>30096080
>too

What else do you have in mind bby?

>>30096441
eskimo kissing

What you do to a Dazzle ass

>>30096441
holding her tids

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Dazzlings in Space when?

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>>30096658

Smack it of course. Btw requesting something like pic related with anon spanking Adagio and she enjoying it.

>>30096545

Sounds fun. I'd do eskimo kisses with them. You too, though a little less enthusiastically if you're a dude.

>>30097252
>anon spanking Adagio and she enjoying it
And the other two waiting in a line, looking at him with anticipation

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Well I got some update.
It doesn't have the length of my previous updates, but I thought some words for you guys would be better than nothing. I'll get back to writing once i'm done posting this small update.

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>You've visited a bunch of different places.
>From Fleur's Beautique to Vinyl's...vinyl.
>Despite them saying you'd have to make up for earlier, you bag count didn't go too far for you to handle.
>There was also the ice cream.
>The girls had you guess their flavors and you passed with flying colors.
>The day went by with some off colored jokes and jabs between the four of you and laughs.
>It's honestly been a long time since you've been in a group like this and had fun.
>Maybe you should go out somewhere with Gilda and Thunderlane sometime.
>...
>Ok maybe not.
>You remember the last time you had that idea ended with you, an almost empty bottle of tequila, and accidentally flashing Filthy Rich's wife.
>You'd have explained to her your condition if you weren't booking it from their guard dogs.
>You decided to take a week away from Gilda and Thunderlane at that time.
>Giving each shop their due visit, you and the three girls who you've accompanied decided it was time to leave.
>Since a bit of a cool air brushed into you instead of blistering heating once outside, you have a confirmation that you've been in there quite some time.
>Although it could have been worst.
>You could be back on your sofa laying down in exhaustion from a run under that sun.
>You preferred the night here anyways.
>While you couldn't see the beautiful stars anymore, the soft breeze that whisked past you brought you back to the better times of your life.
>But those are short lived.
>Have to keep moving forward.

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>>30097360
>With a sigh you re-adjust your bags in your hands for more comfort.
"Well today was fun girls, but I gotta get going now. Work day tomorrow and all that."
>The bags you had been carrying for the girls came into your mind soon after and a realization came to you.
"Oh, uh, Are you girls gonna be ok with all these bags?"
>"Don't worry about us Nonny, we came by car."
>Must be nice.
>"Thank you for today though Anon."
>Adagio's compliment was followed by something pressing into your cheek with a "mwah"
>"That's for agreeing to come along."
>It took a second to process that Adagio had given you a kiss.
>Soon after, another pair of lips kisses your other cheek with a bit more force.
>"A-and that's for helping hold the bags!"
>Ah, Aria.
>She's really growing on you.
>Well, when she's not pressing herself on you.
>And the final companion of the three gave you her kiss soon after, a soft peck on the head with a giggle.
>"And that's for Sticking with us even with what those girls had said. Bye Nonny!"
>With that, the girls left you there as a close by car could be heard starting up and soon driving away out of earshot.
>Well, this was a weird day that's for sure.
>Not that you'll complain.
>With nothing except your bags of clothes with you, the way home was a quiet one.
>You had a bit of time to think about what today brought.
>Honestly this connection you were forming with the girls seems to being going by a bit fast.
>And you're not sure about their end game.
>Maybe just staying friends?
>With all of that time Aria rubbed against you, and certain parts of you, that seems not all that likely.
>Honestly it's a bit confusing for a guy without much experience with women.
>You'll think about this another time.

>>30097378
>Soon enough the smell of the bakery nearby your home reached you.
>You were ready to clock out and just lay in bed until work tomorrow.
>It's been awhile since you've gone without a bit of a hangover.
>You got into your home sweet home and placed the bags on a nearby chair.
>Putting those up in the closet later will be fine.
>Getting upstairs and into bed was less of a chore than it usually is.
>Maybe you'll take a break from drinking so often on your days off.
>Tomorrow you'll just need that coffee.
>And it'll be a new day.


>Getting to work wasn't so bad today.
>Shower to wake up a bit more
>Woke up today, Got up early so a quick breakfast with the coffee.
>Get last of the work clothes and cane and be on your way.
>Get to the store front doors ready to start your day.
>Opening them up to the first thing you hear sunburst say today.
>"MY SPAGHETTI!"
>This is gonna be a good day.
>After the little "incident" and some crying from Sunburst, the day went relatively fast.
>Getting through the lunch rush was a breeze at this point.
>Today especially considering Gilda was at work today of all days.
>What the hell is going on this week man.

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>>30097386
There damn post worth.
At this point, I don't feel like I can blame procrastination.
Whatever. I'll have more next time.
whatever, pastebin yadda yadda.
https://pastebin.com/fLEfP1ag

>>30097398
damn i can't wait to read it when i get a chance

>>30097334
>>30097252
kek that sounds pretty good

>>30097398
Thanks m8. And thanks for the cute image, haven't seen that one before.

>>30097378
>Not offering a blind guy a ride home
Wtf assholes
Nah but its cute read you should write more homie

>>30097334
>>30097709

I was thinking more about this being an Adagio thing only and anon trying to discipline, not please her.

>>30097398

>You enter the living room and find the gang
>Adagio, Aria and Sonata
>The later two being stuck in seahorse form for some reason
>Adagio gives you a tired "thank god" look as soon as she sees you
>Aria is lying on her legs sleeping while Sonata is lying down het back and supporting her weight on Dagi's shoulder
>You place your hands on Sonata's ribs and lift her off Adagio's weary shoulder
"Come on luv, it's bed time."
>"Nuuu...I want to cuddle." protests the blue little seahorse as she shakes her hooves at Adagio
"What am I? Only Adagio gets cuddles around here?" you ask, a little more hurt than you let on
>Sonata squirms and turns in your arms and snuggles up to you
>Her muzzle tickles your neck as she rubs her face on you and causes you to giggle and backstep a little
>You shake her gently like they go to calm down babies and hold her until she falls deep asleep
>You take the little siren to her bed and put her down gently
>Then you go back to the living room
>"How are you going to move this one?" she whispers
"Leave it to me" you reassure her
>You shove your hands between Adagio's legs and the sleeping grump like spatulas and lift her up
>The weary poofy-haired girl doesn't move
>Carefully, you take Aria to where Sonata is sleeping and almost roll her off your hands on her bed
>You can't help but d'aw at the cute sight and the tiny snoring
>You exit the room at about the same time Adagio exits the bathroom
"Demolition Man is on. Wanna watch?"
>"Nah. Between work and these two I'm beat. I'm going to bed. You?"
"I'll come later. I want to watch the movie. Goodnight poof."
>"Goodnight sweetheat."

Goodnight.

>>30098363
Goodnight sweet anon.

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https://derpibooru.org/1437842

>>30099081
banthro

>>30099081
>That hair on Adagio
Top quality.

>>30097398
mooru

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I want chocolate

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>>30099725
Good taste.

Brown Sonata is wrong
She'd be the whitest bitch ever
The other two are good, though

>>30099743
Nah I could see it. I've meet some goofy nignog women.

>>30097398
Pls come back with more soon friend

>>30099840
>>30099739
>>30099725
I want the chocolate dazzlings to dominate my white ass

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>>30097386
>Opening them up to the first thing you hear Sunburst say today.
>"MY SPAGHETTI!"
UNDERRATED

>>30099743
She's a pretty soft brown in >>30099725
to be fair.

>>30100544

>Shipping together two characters who hate eachother's guts
>Lesbo shipping with spawn
>Drawing pony forms ugly on purpose

I want to shit in that drawfag's mouth.

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>>30100544
I like this ship, and the pic is fine too, but to be honest, this artist's personality, is nothing more than shit.

>>30100536
What's aria gonna do to her?

>>30100872
Throw those balls at her.

>>30100738
>this artist's personality

?

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>>30089967
>yfw the D-dogs show up before the Dazzlings ever do

But still never speak because fuck hiring Scott Mcneil for anything

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How do i become adagio

>>30101636
You don't.
Unless your already a cute flat chested grill

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>>30101726

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>>30101834
Don't worry Shamwow
Being a cute big chested grill is fine too

>>30100872
With that massive heard of hers it's obvious that she's a Goblin or Troll of some kind. She's probably going to eat her or swap out her first born child.

>>30102049
Damn, now Twilight's going to have to go through that shitty cave next to Oakfield again

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>>30101841
big titties are overrated

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Uploader Description
"Recently I revisited my first MLP image ever, applying to it the same coloring and shading techniques I would use later on. What can I say? I was bored XDDD

Also, a wink to my original intention with both pics -made five months apart from each other."

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Not Sorry
Uploader Description
Eddy just stole certain something from a certain someone

"WHOO-HOO! PG-13"

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Persuades you to let her block your path.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bgvj-LaoAfk

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Not Sorry

>>30102761
"Sonata, that's very nice but I need to get my ap chem textbook out of my locker for next class!"

>>30102754
Yus. Love her stuff. Covers so many different styles, but can still tell at a glance who the artist is.

>>30102761
Dazzle porn from him never. The Jojo's video was fucking quality though.

>>30102773
Cute

>>30100606
>m-muh opinions

Thanks for sharing, buddy.

>>30102839
Damn I didn't know this dude did porn

>>30103273

Open your mouth and I'll share something else with you.

>>30102745
Okaay

>>30101636

This is gonna sound dark, but imagine if we took people who have decided to commit suicide and we reshaped them through extreme surgery and brainwashing into becoming the fictional characters that we wish existed. Not sure how to feel about it really.

>>30101841

>It's night and you're sitting on the couch in front of the TV
>Starship Troopers is on
>Your gf is lying next to you with her head on your lap
>You like Adagio. You like her so much
>Her dominant personality, her hips, her gratuitous hair
>You stroke your gf's yellow and red hair
>Sadly Adagio doesn't like you much
>Or at all
>But you know who likes you? Sunset Shimmer
>She was following you around and dropping hints for a while before you finally asked her out
>A Shim is fine too, you guess
>...Not really though, no
"Getting shat at by the prime choice and having to settle with the consolation prize that always loved you. I guess now I know how Rico felt."

>>30104472
Sounds like a wired black mirror episode.
Also sunset will always be the 4 worst dazzling

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>>30102745
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When the blue bitch mentions tacos for the 100th time

>>30105027
Where did they go?

>>30102761
>those credits
wew
i love kanashii but that was cheap as fuck

>>30105537
They were captured by a Anon from the CIA and put on a plane to a remote prison.

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Enjoy

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>>30106409
>The dazzlings after 20 years of crack and testosterone pills.

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Ada-chan

>>30106409
I think I found OP's art.

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>>30106547
almost there

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something about pokemon go

>>30106547

>"Greetings human. We have travelled all the way from the Pleiades to make first contact with uranus. Please assume the position so that we may begin."

>>30106587

I fucking hate Code Lyoko and it's hydrocephaluses.

>>30082620
I think we need to stop and take a second to appreciate how absolutely fucking adorable the Dazzlings are in this picture.

>>30090646
Multiple arms and eyes is SO FUCKING dumb. It's one of the worst things Steven Universe has ever done and I am deeply disappointed that it spread to other artists.

>>30104001
Now you've done it.

>>30106541
You can not contain da poof

>>30090646
Why would aria want to fuse with those retards anyway

>>30102754
Planning to make them as key chains or stickers.

>>30107128
I want to fuck their tired and disheveled bodies and glaze them all over with cum

>>30107052
aria looks goofy but sonata looks cute

>>30107203

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_JVXFhEDAc

>>30107595

Damn.

>>30107595
I just like the eyes. I'm a sucker for a good pair of eyes. The hair is nice too.

https://derpibooru.org/1438946
https://derpibooru.org/1438948
https://derpibooru.org/1438949
https://derpibooru.org/1438938
https://derpibooru.org/1438939
https://derpibooru.org/1438940

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>>30107128
It's pretty quality

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>>30099840
>>30096093
Seems to be theme here

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i want a dazzle pic like this

Humans are a controvertial subject in ponyland. Some consider them interesting, while others regard them as a blight. But what everyone agrees on is that they are otherworldly. Indeed, sometimes it's like the rules of this world doesn't apply to them. However humans aren't reality hackers as much as unconventional thinkers. When humans decided to establish ship routes through known siren territory, the anti-humanists rubbed their hooves. You sail near sirens, they sing, you drown. That's how the world works. Only it dosn't apply to humans, who can sail through safely.
You see, humans figured that the sirens don't have to sing. Which is how the profession known as the Loudmouth was born.

Loudmouths come in a few varieties. Generally they are people who one way or another make sirens shut up. Some of them sing over the sirens. Others get the sirens to engage them in heated arguements and fights. A subcategory just curses up a storm, while another specializes in saying things that make the sirens feel embarassed.
Captain Dan Chorrel was famous for being his own Loudmouth. He just cursed endlessly (even in his sleep) at everything including his ship, crew, the water and the sky. Keeping sirens away was a side-benefit. Sailors sing his ballad "God damn those fucking cocksuckers" to this day.

Understandably Loudmouths sleep in the deck. On one hand because they might be needed at once and on the other hand because they have no indoor voice.
Some captains prefer to have food thrown at the sea instead so as to keep the sirens' mouths busy. However that is a risky tactic as sirens doesn't always sing near the ship or doesn't like the food available much.

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>>30109154
>Captain Dan Chorrel was famous for being his own Loudmouth. He just cursed endlessly (even in his sleep) at everything including his ship, crew, the water and the sky. Keeping sirens away was a side-benefit. Sailors sing his ballad "God damn those fucking cocksuckers" to this day.

>>30106933
Fuck you nigger, Code Lyoko was the shit

>>30108805
no hitty fishy

>>30109677

I didn't watch it much because it was shitty. All I remember is brooding ayy lmao kids who didn't get along much (the one with the glasses looked like he was waiting to backstab everyone at once), ugly japanese clothes, villain designs being an afterthought, dark and bland colours, and the pacing being bad.

>>30109139

seconded

>>30109139
>>30110753
Third

>>30110840
ass edition when

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>>30111284
I'm pretty sure we've had ass editions in the past.

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How often a day do you take time to worship the poof?

>>30111452
All day everyday. I'll even use it as a pillow if she lets me.

>>30111452
Usally at night in bed. jerk in it~

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>>30111797
PRETTY GAWD TIER EDIIT

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Wow. 241. That's some real Dazzle love.

Have I missed any cute Sonata green?

>>30082620
test

>>30099725
You disgusting me to lengths I can't describe with words.

>>30112118
Depends. How long have you been gone?

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>>30112151
Left around 170. Maybe. Came back for 200. Now here I am.

>>30112203
That's a decent while. There are some good Sonata stories last I heard. I haven't had the time to follow any myself live, but if you're curious there's a good list of all our stories, both ongoing and over, in an OP pastebin.

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>>30112245
Ok cool. I wasn't sure if the list of pastebins had been updated or not. Last time I was here, BG9 (?) was still doing Dazzling Daughters. Feels like forever.

>>30112370

BG9 commited suicide. Dazzling Daughters will never be finished.

>>30112370
I think that was either put on hold or finished. I don't remember which.
>>30112518
Don't spread misinfo m8. They posted in another thread after that post was made and said they were getting counseling or something.

This face looks like how amazingpuffhair draws faces.

>>>/aco/1389429

>>30112518
Dazzling Daughters was finished the sequel he started writing will prolly never finish

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>>30112518
>>30112538
I really was gone a while. Last time I was here I think she posted a picture of herself and got flamed for attention whoring. I knew she was broken a little broken. Hopefully it's finished though, gives me something to do.

>>30113463
Bg9 is not a girl

>>30112919
I hadn't any idea anyone wanted me to continue it. I can keep going if you'd like. I stopped because I thought everyone wasn't interested.

>>30113463
Yeah sorry about that. Less girl, more tranny. Sorry for misleading ya.

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>>30111301
We can always have more donkage.

>>30113949

Unf, I want to fuck your butthole and make you cum from prostate stimulation. And then put a little flag-on-a-toothpick in your urethra.

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>>30113463
>meow

>>30114093

Aria would go "arf, arf!". Because she's a bitch.

>>30113949
>Tranny
Kys

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Enjoy

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>>30114226
if she held her arms straight, they'd hang past her knees right?

>>30114219

Her thighs stand out in a baaaad way. As in morbidly obese thighs full of fat and cellulite that rub together and cause zits and burns.

>>30114235
i want sonata to wear my boxers

>>30114274

I want to catch Aria sniffing mine.

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>>30113742
>>30113949
Huh. The more you know. Still a qt though.

>>30113949
I'd rather you just start some new desu

>>30113949
>Less girl, more tranny.
wens Trap-agio fic

If BG9 really a tranny then that explains the suicide attempt.

>>30114437
I could certainly start something new. Any suggestions?

>>30114609
Catching aria stealing your dirty underwear

>>30114235

I have to admit, while i find her "Amazing Lesbiania" world silly and contrived. Kaemantis make the Adagio/Sunset Shimmer art work.

>>30114261
Stfu Sal this is a no bully zone.

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>>30114907

..........No.Stop being fat.

>>30114999
N O B U L LY
S A F E S P A C E

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>>30114999
Holy shit Sal, I didn't expect to see you still here.

>>30115101

No space is safe from me!
Sonata squeeked like a mousie and ran away
>Anon said no place is safe, but she is good at hide and seek
>The little blue girl runs all the way up to the stairs and into Aria's room
>"He is going to think that I hid in my room, heehee."
>She opens the closet and gets inside
>She giggles to herself as her father searches the entire house for her
>Eventually blueberry junior gets sleepy and falls asleep inside the closet
>......
>Hours have passed and it's dark when she wakes up
>"It must be night. I better get to bed."
>She cracks the wooden door open and scouts the room
>Aria is lying on her bed
>Sonata hastely pulls her head back in and slams the door closet, unknowingly startling the grump awake
>"Oh no..." she thinks to herself. "Aria is gonna be mad with a capital dee if she catches me in her room."
>It takes a few moments for blueberry to gather her courage
>"I better make sure she is asleep before going out."
>She isn't
>Aria hears her closet's door (the one that banged earlier) creak open and her eyes open wide
>"Oh man...It's just my imagination. Just my imagination." the spooked purple girl tells herself
>And then she hears a disembodied voice whispering her name
>"Psst. Aria...Aria, are you awake? I want to come out of here..."
>The grump freaks out and sits up
>She looks around her room which is faintly lit by the street lights outside
>She looks at the closet and sees a pair of eyes that shouldn't be there staring right at her
>She freezes for a moment and then freaks right out
>She tries to jump out of the bed but gets tangled in her bedsheets and kinda bowls her way to the door, raising heck
>"Holy Gee! Dad! Dad! There's a monster in my closet! DAAAAD!"

>>30115144

Yeah I still lurk. Always keeping a tab with the thread open. That you Hype?

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>>30115322
No Hype here. I'm 1 of the 2 (?) Dadanons that used to float around. Thought I'd drop by to see the state of things.

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>>30114250

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>>30115322
>>30115426
We're immortal, don't ya know?

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>>30115427

>Orange gorilla with blue head

Pic related

>>30115426

The next guess would be minnesota anon. Anyway, it's nice seeing anyone coming back.

>>30115450

tfw you will never walk around will a katana and trenchcoat and have the Dazzlings follow you around singing Queen's Princes of the Universe.

>>30115298
Das pretty cute man

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i want sonata to twerk in front of me in private while I jack off. I'm somehow more turned on when 2d/hentai women twerk. I just melt inside my brain. Im not even into most minority women.

>>30115817
how about just have sex with her you cuck

>>30115877
i wouldn't mind that either lol. Just sharing my fetish. I mean some fetishes involve fucking just not vaginally like feet. Some fetishes do involve fucking like bondage bdsm

>>30115999
C U C K

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P A G E 1 0

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sonata will never give sucky sucky fucky fucky

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>>30117117
Are there more pictures of Sonata enjoying foods?

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I like a Sonata who has varying tastes in food!

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>>30117998
Aw jes more sonata from this artist.

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>>30118177
More Sonaynay is always nice.

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>>30117998
>>30118421
Hips...

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All this Sonaynay.

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How does it feel to know my waifu has the biggest boobs of the three?

>>30118642
She's just tactically tucked her hair into her hoodie to make her boobs look bigger. Don't believer her lies.

>>30118695
N-no. What are you talking about? Y-you're just jealous.

>>30118642
Them titties looking extra poofy today
>>30118695
Yea stf
>>30118642
Them titties lookin extra poofy today

>>30118866
Damn mobile phone Fuck ups

tage pen

>>30118642
what do her tiddies feel like?

>>30119957
Like Human flesh

>>30119990

>"Tell me about Adagio's titties, anon."
"They were delicious."

>>30116046
says the guy on 4chans mlp board

Why does no one like the dazzlings

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>>30121467
Well I mean we have 101 unique IPs posting here, so I think at least a few people like them.

>>30121536
What if 100 of them are Sal on renewed IPs?

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>>30121555
Well I know I'm not Sal, so that must mean...

>>30114219

In all seriousness though >>30094039 has some good exaggerated thighs. That Adagio doesn't have that kind of thighs. They look like she has elephantiasis or had a partial lipo or something.

>>30121555
>100 of them are Sal

Call me Legion, for I'M A ONE MAN ARMY
I'M A WARRING NATION

Not the only mobilefag around here though.

>>30121734
Agreed. I'm sure we have some better ones around here somewhere.

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Dagi is such a qt

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>>30122076
That one's a little too effeminate for me, but it looks pretty nice overall.

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Post a better picture of these two. I challenge you.

>>30122529
i don't think that's possible
DIKE SHIT DOESN'T COUNT

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>>30122572

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>>30122779
Official new best picture. Ship confirmed.

>>30122779
D O S E N ' T C O U N T
but thats goof/cute tho

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>>30122779

>>30122779
damn is that wee

>>30123089
yea hi

>>30123106
hello

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>>30122529
>>30122779
This one

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>>30123133
No this one is the best.

>>30123433
THEY ARE TRULY GLOTIOUS

>>30123472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOW1Vvl2oU

>>30082620
>TFW no Dazzling cuddle pile during a rainy night.

>>30123472
https://youtu.be/E7oMBq1vkCM

>>30123964
Either that tree is tiny or they're massive.

>>30123975
They big bitches

>>30125739

Thats actually pretty good.

>>30125739
Das pretty hot

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If I could draw, I'd draw this with either Adagio or Trixie.

>>30122076
If save that princess from her cage and hang the Fuck outta her

>>30126741
Lol that a pretty funny autocorrect

Niggy

>>30127681

I hate niggers of any colour.

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>>30127681
I'm aware of this meme.

>>30128475
it's a nice meme

Why we so dead this weekend

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>>30130085
double episode drop
don't worry it'll pick up again when summer rolls around

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>>30122529
>implying this isn't the better pair

>>30130085

Well we can't shit content out of nothing. Write something, draw something, or post a few pics and start a conversation.

>>30130474
>implying dyke shit is good

>>30130699
>dykeshit

We need to stop this meme that two people of the same sex in the same picture are faggots. There's nothing gay about this picture. One chick gave another a makeover.

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>>30130474
Nah these two never get enough attention and they're adorable together.

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>>30130699

>>30131132
This pic is good, but the colours annoy me...

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>>30100536

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>>30131170
https://derpibooru.org/1441066?q=artist%3Acybersquirrel
https://derpibooru.org/1441069?q=artist%3Acybersquirrel
https://derpibooru.org/1441074?q=artist%3Acybersquirrel

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>>30131144

>>30130734
I still think it's funny

>>30131177
Damn, that's a nice pic. Sauce?

>>30131187
https://derpibooru.org/757026

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>>30131203
Thanks Friend.

>>30131174
I never forgot about you.. my love

GOTTA GO BACK

BACK TO THE PAST TO SAVE THE ENDING

SAMURAI JACK

>>30132617
FUCK U MAN I MISSED IT

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>>30132782