The Adventures of Captain Cuck

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>>30080524
made me giggle/10

>>30080524
Finally, quality content

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I ship him and Flash Sentry.

>>30080524
Finally you made something funny.
Should edit that he was bitten by a radioactive cuckoo

>>3008067
Ship name:
>FlashBang

>"Daaaaah what are we gunna do today boss?" Asked Captain cucks trusty compatriot and full time back up singer, Fuccboi blu
>"Same thing we do every day bay-be, cuck some ponies" Said Captain Cuck with a flip of his mane
>"You mean TRY to cuck some ponies" Said his second backup singer, Bacon Bringer, pouting in the shadows and trying to be mysterious
>"Guys, I know the last one was a flop-" Captain Cuck began
>"Didnt even get to triple team smash that bi-
>"BUT I think the next one will be a hit for sure." He says with another effeminate flip of the mane
>"Uhh, boss, why dont we just smash those 3 mares who are like, always on your junk n stuff" Fuccboi Blu asked meekly, unable to maintain eye contact with his Cuck Captain.
>"Its not the same Fuccboi-"
>"P-please call me bl-"
>"FUCCBOI. If i wanted to smash so easy bitches i'd give Bacons mom a call"
>"Ayy fuck you man..."

>>30080714
Fuck, that names actually pretty good

>>30080524
I hope this becomes a thing

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>>30080524
>radioactive cuck
Hmm
>green
>toxic
>probably radioactive ?
>cuck
>autist
Another anon in equestria thread ?

>>30080524
Kek

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Well?

>>30080524
Kek.

>>30080717
>f i wanted to smash so easy bitches i'd give Bacons mom a call
Oh no he didnt

>>30080674
>not posting the smug one
You're not good at this, are you?

>>30080524
10/10 op
i had a good kek

>>30080717
Nice

>>30080524
10/10 would read again.

>>30080524
You could make a show out of this.