Twilight X Anon fanfic, let's write

>>30078914
Twilight and Anon marry
Anon has to pretend to like Twilight's daughter Nyx

Shinanigans mary sue.

>>30078914
Another one?

>>30078914
>rape

>"This book? It's called 'kama sutra' twilight."
And then they read it, the end.

>>30078914
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>>30078914
It all goes well until she brings out the Starfleet uniforms and you realize you're part of some reverse Captain Kirk alien fucking fantasy.

>>30078914
Literally search that shit on mulpwiki. There you go.

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>"Anon, wake up! I think somepony's trying to break in."
>You sleepily dismiss her fears as wind plus paranoia.
>But then you hear it too.
>You sit upright and throw off the covers, the chilly night air momentarily making you shiver.
"Stay here, I'll have a look."
>You grab the nearest convenient item with which to defend yourself, a 5-iron golf club.
>"Be careful, Anon!" she whispers as you open the door.
"Hehe, I'm twice the size of just about anything else that lives around here."
"I'll be fine."
>You both know it's a lie, but it makes you both feel better.
>With a smile you head out into the darkened house.
>Rattle... rattle... rattle...
>It's coming from downstairs.
>You descend as cautiously as you can, lest a creaking board betray your stealthy presence.
>Rattle... rattle... rattle...
>It's the front door.
>You pause, steeling your nerves.
>Readying your golf club, you reach out and carefully slide back the bolt.
>The rattling abruptly stops.
>Now or never, Anon.
>You fling open the door, prepared to commit mayhem.
>Fluttershy, sitting on the front porch holding a crowbar, squeaks in alarm at your sudden appearance.
>Frozen by the sight, you gape, your mind trying to figure out what's going on.
>"Oh, uh, good evening, Anon!'
>She swallows, mustering a nervous smile.
>"I was just wondering,..."
>You relax a bit, staring at her.
>"Is breaking and entering followed by a three-way your fetish?"
>Fluttershy grins hopefully.
>You glare back.
"FORE!!!!"
>THWACK!
>Hole in one.
>Close and lock door, back upstairs.
>"What was it, Anon?"
"Don't worry. It's taken care of."
>You crawl back into bed, snuggling close to Twilight, and try to go back to sleep.
But the ride never ends.

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>There once was a mare named Twilight
>Who thought it would be alright
>To bring a green man,
>With a wandering hand to watch the fillies at night.
>To which he replied with a smile a grin,
>That there was no worry, nor problem, but then,
>She came back to find empty beds, drunk fillies, and one half dead.
"Anon, how could you? I trusted you so,"
To which he replied,
"Lol, I dunno."

And that was the tale that OP requested,
A result that shows that time was not invested.
So write your own tale if you want others too, as well.
Catch ya later, faggot, see you in hell <3

>>30079047
good stuff

>>30079002
>flutterrape is still a thing
Neat.

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>>30078914
"Are you sure this is going to work Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon, trust me I've studied this for a long time, and with this new growth spell we'll help Applejack raise even bigger, juicer apples!"
"Well alright, where do you want me to put the magic gem?"
>"Just put it on the table and then help me recite the spell"
"Aight"
>*Old magic formula noises*
>*poof*
"The apple disappeared!"
>"Yeah this wasn't supposed to happen, I'm not sure what went wrong"
"Twilight!!!"
>"What's wrong Anon?"
"Look there, between your legs!"
>"What do you mea-"
>"!!!"

>>30078914
there's plenty of them out there.

Bumping for see

>>30079047
Kek.

>>30078914
Splooooooooooooooooooosh

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>Okay, this situation is getting out of control.
>It was bad enough when ponies in a bar discovered that you had salt in your sweat.
>Now your friends know it too.
>And as a result, your friendship with Applejack just got a whole lot more awkward.
>But she had given you some useful advice.
>That useful advice had been to seek useful advice from Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Although going to see Sparkle was not your first choice, to be sure.
>Every time you talked to her, it ended up in an argument.
>Or she would want to do experiments on you.
>Like it or not though, she was the one pony most likely to understand what was going on with ponies wanting to lick you.
>Spike answers the door.
>"Oh, it's you. What do you want?"
"I need to see Twilight Sparkle."
>Spike does a double-take.
>"Who are you and what have you done with Anon?"
"Very funny. Is she here?"
>"Yeah, she's here, in the Reading Room."
>Of course.
>"Come on in."
>You know the way to the Reading Room, and arrive there in short time.
>Spike, being the gracious host he is, has gone to make some tea for you.
>"A-anon! What a surprise, come in!"
>Twilight Sparkle puts down the book she was reading and gets up from her chair to greet you.
"Hi Twilight. Sorry to just drop in like this."
>"Oh, it's no bother. Today's been quiet. So, what can I do for you?"
"Well, to get right to it, I'm having a problem with some of the local ponies."
>"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do they still think you're a monster?"
"No, they seem to think I'm a salt lick."
>The look of surprise that crosses her face is kinda cute.
>"Wait, what? How does that even work?"
"Well, when I exert myself or am outside in the heat for a while, I sweat..."
>Twilight levitates a notepad over and scribbles some notes.
>"Don't mind me, tell on."
"And human sweat is evidently salty enough that they like the taste, and some of them have tried to, er, take it further."
>Scratch, skritch, scratch, goes Twilight's quill.

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>>30081261

>"Hmm, well that would seem to be a pretty amazing special talent you have there."
"It's really freakin' annoying, to be quite honest. I can't go anywhere on a hot day without being followed around by ponies, and the last time Rainbow Dash invited me to work out with her, I got mobbed at the gym."
>"Oh my, that does seem a little over the top."
"Tell me about it."
>Then she says the words you had been dreading.
>"I'm going to need to run a few tests."
>Great.
----
>Of course Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle has a sauna, because why not?
>Why drag it out, it doesn't take long for you to work up a good sweat under these conditions.
>You are fairly embarrassed to be wearing only a towel as Twilight carefully collects samples from your skin, until she has about an inch of your sweat in a test tube.
>You follow her to her lab to get some answers.
>Twilight carefully adds a drop to a reagent in a beaker, which changes red.
>"Well, there is definitely salt present in your sweat."
/Thank you, Princess Obvious./
>You already knew that.
>She carefully sniffs the contents of the test tube, and a faint blush creeps into her cheeks.
>"There's definitely more to it that just that though."
"What is the big deal with salt licks anyhow?"
>"Hmm? Oh, well most of us don't get enough sodium in our diets."
>Twilight adopts a professorial tone as she continues performing experiments on your sweat.
>"And that can lead to health problems. Salt licks are an easy remedy, but when overdone they can induce a state much like intoxication."
"Yeah, I think I've seen that in action. Some of the mares particularly get pretty "hoofsy" after a bit, and a couple have even pulled clothing off of me."
>Twilight blushes as you recount this tale of woe.
"Applejack thinks there may be more to my sweat than just salt, and that's what causes ponies to lose control."
>"It's a possibility."
>A small puff of smoke arises from Twilight's workbench.

Twilight makes Anon her broken, obedient fucktoy

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>>30081587

>"There's no particularly unusual quality, other than the high salt content, that I can empirically detect. Maybe it's something subjective."
"Meaning?"
>"It would affect some ponies more than others. You did say it's been mostly mares, right?"
"Mostly."
>"Hmm, pheromones, perhaps? But in sweat?"
"What are pheromones?"
>"Oh, they're like chemical signals that affect the behavior of other organisms. Mares give off some during estrus, but I've never heard of a stallion giving off any."
"So you think it might be just because I'm a different species?"
>Twilight puts the tube in a rack and takes off her safety glasses.
>"Well, I'm afraid there's only one way to test that hypothesis."
"And what's that?"
>"Direct experimentation."
"Wait, what?"
>Twilight Sparkle's horn glows, and you find yourself unable to move.
>The Princess of Friendship turns from her lab workbench and advances on you.
"Twilight, what are you doing?"
>"Running a test."
/Oh shit, here we go again./
>Twilight starts with a long sniff at your midriff, her blush deepening, until finally she shudders.
>"Oh yes, there is definitely some pheromone effect here as well."
>Her magic rotates you in midair until you're lying on your back.
"Is this part of the procedure?"
>"Hush, I need to concentrate or I might suffer the same effects."
>It looks very much to you as though she is already suffering some of the same effects.
>Twilight delicately pokes out her tongue and makes a long lick up your sternum to the hollow of your throat, shuddering again.
>"Wow, that is probably the most exotic thing I have ever licked."
"Are you in the habit of licking your friends? Or test subjects?"
>"Not really, but I wouldn't mind developing such a habit."
>Oh shit again.
>And with that, Twilight Sparkle goes to town on your chest and stomach, lapping up your sweat with increasing vigor.
>Unlike with other ponies, she has mad magical skills.
>So you can't really get away.

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>>30081730

"Twilight, stop! I think the stuff is getting to you!"
>"Mmmm, oh yes it is. It's absolutely amazing!"
"Twilight, I like you and all, but I am really not cool with the-mmmmph"
>Twilight Sparkle silences your protest by sealing her lips over yours and driving her tongue deep into your mouth.
>She still won't let you go, damn overpowered magical princess pony.
>She breaks the kiss, breathing hard, and follows up with a sensuous lick of your ear.
>The book she had been reading earlier floats up above you now, as Twilight shows you the title.
>"So what do you say, Anon, ready to take our friendship to the next level?"
"That's really not what I came here for."
>"Learn to be flexible then."
----
>And that's how you wound up, lying on the floor of Twilight's laboratory, with her sprawled across you and peacefully sleeping off the intoxicating effects of your sweat.
>You don't think you'll ever view a pony in the same way again.
>You desperately want a cigarette, but there are none to be had in Equestria.

>>30081785

Binned, because I've done a number of stories in a similar vein.

https://pastebin.com/1w0L8KC3

>>30081785
I'm not a fan of harems.
But that was a nice read man.

Go to bed Spurgle

>>30081785
nice

>>30082416
Kek

>>30079632
You know there's a thread that says "Flutterrape" right?

>>30081587
>>30081785
The real Twilight wouldn't do this ever. DELET THIS. REEEEEEE

>>30084380
No.

>>30084380
What makes you so sure? She likes salt as much as any pony, and the pheromones got to her. Let ponies enjoy things.

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Would you an inebriated Twilight Sparkle?

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>>30078938

>>30083829
I always figured it was all kept alive by one person like trap tickler.

>>30088484
There at least three writefags who regularly contribute in that thread.

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>>30078914
>Twilight was heavily pregnant
>"Anon, how could you do this?!" Twilight said
"With my dingdordingalor doodle snap whippy bap big man double dan doodle noodle double dick" said anon
>Then they had a million foals who weren't satyrs because fuck bringing children into the world who will never know where they belong and will never meet anyone like themselves and probably die alone

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>>30089133
No!
Satyrs are perfect. PERFECT

>>30089133
I like this guy.

>They have foals.
>The girls are alicorns with human quirks, like canines or that they can eat thinks that ponies can't.
>The boys are born humans with alicorn quirks, strenght of an earth pony, can magic wings at will and can they can use magic.

>>30078914

>>30090818

>>30078914
"Go to the cuckshed, Twilight."
>"Okay."
The End.