"Oh well, unlike the other dude, you cleaned up the mess

>>30078184
You obviously weren't paying attention or your stupid. He also built an extra shelf. Which she really wanted and needed.

>>30078184
I liked how she was actually into his song before it got too crazy.

>>30078184
>literal can't-pick-up-on-social-cues autist
She already liked Mac from the beginning, but she was irritated by his out of character behavior.

>>30078195
>You obviously weren't paying attention or your stupid.
Looks like somebody wasn't paying attention during grammar class.

Just sayin'...

>>30078184
She said she wanted more space for her pastries at the start of the episode, retard
She was glad that he actually gave her something that she wanted rather than do stupid shit

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>>30078184
I guess you missed the first half of the episode where it was made obvious that she was into Big Mac, and then he went and righted his wrong.

And it's not "Who wrote this episode?" it's "Who did they write this episode for? A 9 year old?" To which the answer is yes.

>>30078213
>>30078234
>>30078237
>she know him as much as any fat man "know" his pizza delivery guy
>she's already in love

Bravo Hasbro, i'm sure love based on attraction will last forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRnU2doHIc

>>30078184
>being upset with someone means you stop liking them
So, have you had an official diagnosis yet?

>>30078280
Oh it's an SU fag
Poor lad, it's not a wonder you're a retard. Don't worry about it bro

>>30078280
>love
>existing

>>30078184
Shelf building is this generation's mating dance. Good shelf = Waifu.

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>>30078329
>>30078337
Nice argument, folks.

>>30078224
>he doesn't know about the your/you're meme
Welcome, now fuck off from 4chan.

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>>30078184
Ay grill u want sum fuk?

>>30078184
I know at least 3 couples in rl where the dude builds stuff for his gf/wife on a regular basis. And a wooden shelf is considered low level

you should go out more, faggot

Is Big Mac /ourguy/. He has canonically fucked 3 mares now.

>>30078280
>implying they have not engaged in conversation during macs deliverys.
The episode made it clear it was not an at first sight thing with macs descriptions of what made her so good.

>>30078184
Why didn't she just go for a threesome ? Most would probably love getting spit roaster by Big Mac and Beiber.

And the point was "don't make some fairy tale romantic gestures you saw in anime you fucking sperg lords, pay attention to what the women say and maybe you'll get some pussy".

>>30078184
MA Larson wrote the episode kek

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>>30081062
Are you some sort of degenerate?

>>30078184
Either a 9 year old or a Mr Enter fanboy.

>>30078184
You're a literal autist aren't you?
You don't remove someone from your life because they messed up once you fucking mongoloid.
If you love them, and they say sorry and even go as far as do this shit, you forgive them and love them even more.
This is human interactions 101

>>30082167
>If you love them
>flirt with the other guy right after BM leaves
>love
Yeah, sure.

>>30082245
>friendship isn't a form of love
>also, she can't love two persons
Okay, good job Anon, you're with OP on the autismo boat.
Who's next?

>>30082253
>friendship
>can't love two persons
Do you leave your basement sometimes?

>>30082464
?
Are you actually telling me that you don't think friendship is a form of love?
And you're also telling me that you never were in love with two persons at the same time?
How old are you?
You do know you're not supposed to be here if you're not 18, right? Where's your dad?
Felix?

>>30078184
Don't be dense. It's written FOR 9-year-olds, not BY 9-year-olds.

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>>30078184
Dude it's not just about that. You saw those fucking giant sex eyes she was making at Mac in the beginning of the episode. She even rubbed her hoof on him once or twice.

She was about to fucking go down on Big Red right then and there if Horse Bieber hadn't showed up with his living auto-tune.

She wanted the D, fucking bad dude. But the Mac Started acting like a crazy person and she got pissed off, but that doesn't change anything, cause when you fuck things up with some one you like, all you have to do is apologies and promise to be better. If they already like you, you'll even get laid.

That being said, Big Mac is a fucking idiot for trusting his stupid sister and her crazy friends.

First thing he should have said is "Uh, Sweetie Belle, I understand you're a tweenager and want to believe Twilight is indicative of a healthy relationship ship but shut the fuck up"

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>>30078184
>unlike the other dude, you cleaned up the mess you both caused
It's an analogy for raising someone else's child.

>>30078224
>grammar
>sayin'
Why'd you drop that 'g' and replace it with an apostrophe?

>>30078184
Sugar Belle cleaned it all up herself. Big Mac built her a shelf.

>>30082253
>>30082495
Love takes a long time to build. If you love two men you have a problem. Yeah, infatuated with two men, sure, but love, no.

>>30082574
She kept running off with Horse Bieber, though. If she was really intent on hooking up with Mac you think she'd be fooling around less right there in front of him. Unless she's the type of girl that likes attention and doesn't care where it comes from. I know from personal experience that can definitely be a difficult kind of person to date sometimes.

>>30078280
Sounds like someone's bitter.

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>>30078280
As someone who has been in a relationship where there was zero sexual attraction, IT'S REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCK THE PERSON YOU LOVE

>>30078445
kek

>>30082650
But she's not 'in love' in the start of the episode Anon.
She's seeing big mac as a potential mate, and then the faggot comes, or maybe he was there already.
You know, all those cheesey movies about a girl falling in love with two guys at the same time aren't feminist wet dreams. It can happen.
I mean, I'm not a girl but I know I used to love two girls at the same time.

>>30082656
Yes. Love without sexual attraction is a literal meme.
I guess there could be some kind of mental disability, but that's something else.

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>>30078824
Yes, women are impressed by a man who can build things, and handymen in general. It's about time you all learned this.

>>>/diy/

>>30082669
>I mean, I'm not a girl but I know I used to love two girls at the same time.
I'm thirty years old and have a stable, live-in domestic partnership. The level of affection I feel towards my partner didn't happen over the span of a few months. There were hurdles that were jumped and barriers lowered.

If you're doing all that with two people, you're either in a very open relationship or you're kind of a heel, frankly. Loving two people simultaneously doesn't happen on accident.

>>30082629
That's common practice.

>>30082694
Oh yes, no, I didn't mean I 'loved them' as you love your wife Anon.
I know and understand that there's 'love' and 'love'.
I was just comparing my 'love' to the one we saw in the show, which is just young years firsts crushes. Also it didn't last too long, three or four months.

Even tho, I still believe that you absolutely could live as a menage a trois and love each other.
it's just that much more complicated, simply because there's 2 people to love and one needs to never feel left out.
But that's just me.

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>>30082689
I always wonder if motivation and discipline are genetic. I for the life of me cannot imagine myself doing even a third of the stuff posted and discussed there.

>>30082574
>Hunky stallion bringing some apples over
>Those bedroom eyes

This scene is like the start of a porno.

>>30082694
>There were hurdles that were jumped and barriers lowered.
If I may ask: what for?

>>30082713
I know someone in a polyamorous relationship. Her life is a living hell loving someone she doesn't have sex with and having sex with someone she doesn't love. She's married to a man, but she lives completely alone while her husband lives with another woman. She has a long-distance boyfriend in addition to her husband, but she has to be careful not to "love" him, just have sex with him, in order to be "true" to her "husband" and their """"relationship""" including the woman he's screwing. Despite being in a relationship with three different people, at the end of the day, she lives and works and sleeps completely alone. And she's too nice and afraid of hurting anyone's feelings to break the whole thing off. I wish I could shake the stupidity out of her, but there's nothing I can do except watch the slow motion trainwreck.

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>>30082794
Well, that's hardly a menage a trois tho. Or four.
This is just a messed up situation she's dumb (or /nice/) enough to share.

>>30082794
Surely she fell for the "Love is Love" meme. Serves her right.

>>30082827
You can't have your say in the matter faggot, you don't even know what love is.

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>>30082840
But I do know what memes are, anon, and how following liberal-sanctioned memes range from vacuous to downright dangerous to one's psyche. Like treating twitter rants as gospel.

>>30082669
I don't know, of the gfs that i've actually liked it's always taken me a very long im before i started thinking about them sexually. Of course i thought they were beautiful but that's not quite the same.

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>>30082868
>pic related
Get out of your room, take a shower and get fit, and maybe you'll get a girlfriend Anon, it's not that hard. Heck, you could even try to find another weeb to meme about lolis, harems and the pseudo philosophy the gooks are trying to brainwash you with.

>>30082891
I mean, it's quite 'normal' to think of sex, even before loving a person Anon. If you're telling me that you're not, then okay, sure. But in general, you think of fucking a girl before you're proposing to her.

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>>30082656
So you are saying that FlutterCord isn't happening because Fluttershy doesn't want to shag Discord since S3? What about Naruto who didn't want to smash Hinata until last movie? What about Robin and Starfire? Or even classic Belle/Beast? Are you mental?

>>30082995
I guess shitpost is better than nopost.

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>>30082995
>Fluttershy doesn't want to shag Discord
pic related

>Belle/Beast
>implying they didn't want to fuck

>>30082995
I don't think you can, or even should, use B&B as an example for well done romance Anon.
Belle was a noble 'I wanna be free so fuck everything' feminist living in the 16th century.
Then beast kidnap her father.
She exchange place.
Stockholm syndrome.
She falls in love.
It's really, really retarded and in no way realist, and you shouldn't ever try to copy it.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge disney autist. But the only reason I can even watch B&B anymore is because of the 10/10 songs.
The story and main characters are absolutely garbage.

>>30082909
>it's not that hard
It really is when you're in your late 20s and haven't ever had a single date ever. Women can smell that from you more clearly than they could a truckload of manure. Past a certain stage, it's pointless even to try.

Also, I hate exercise. And I'm permanently underweight, so I'll never "get big" or however /fit/fags meme it.

>>30084233
You could try internet.
Also getting a better job = more money. If you're nice, have money and isn't /too/ autistic, as in, capable of holding a conversation without screaming something in japanese, then you can score. You just gotta try again and again until it works, it's kind of stupid to say it like that but, yeah. You can just look at movies too anon.
The girls you're going to find aren't going to be turbo sluts that had 50 different chads before you. I mean, you could find one, but it's unlikely, and their 'expectations' will surely resemble what they see in medias.

I mean I don't know Anon, I'm sure there are people much more qualified than me to tell you this kind of shit.

And when I said get fit, I just meant that you should be able to walk 30 minutes without having to take a breather or some shit, not to be /beach/ ready. But if you can, that's a plus, obviously.

Also you can travel. Depending on the countries they can see you as exotic and shit can happen, whether it's a one night story or even more. Got a 28yo friend getting married in 2 months with some chink he met when he was traveling in China.

Those kind of 'dreams' stay dreams unless you try.

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>>30084286
>If you're nice, have money and isn't /too/ autistic
>and isn't /too/ autistic
Well, I guess that's it, then.

>>30082794
She's doing it wrong. She's worrying too much about jealousy.

"Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy — in fact, they are almost incompatible; one emotion hardly leaves room for the other."

-Robert A. Heinlein

>>30087474
>t. a cuck