Press fucking F

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>>30077242
Why?
She's now free for the taking

btFo

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F

>>30077242
>she will never becomes a foster parent to Apple Bloom

Tough life. although she had PLENTY of time to make a move on Mac.

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>>30077275
>her first crush fuck a differnet mare RIGHT NOW
>her only sisters that didn't abused her LEFT to Ponyville
>she will live rest of her life doing a field job on a rock farm with her shit parents and abusive sister
>this is literally worse than prison

>>30077242
>>30077275
>implying Mac isn't fucking them both on the side

There's a reason he sees girls who live in different towns.

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>>30077290
ok, that hurt

>>30077242
I really don't like seeing ponies sad, /mlp/.

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>>30077290
That's pretty depressing.

>>30077351
Pone is never for sad.

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>>30077351
here is happy pone

>>30077242
Didn't she say she doesn't feel the same way?

>>30077470
I was surprised to find out that she is voiced by Rebecca Shoichet. Her usual roles have more mature voices. Sugar Belle had a much higher voice than her other roles.

>>30077561
You can hear it's somwhat forced but still cute.

>>30077242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuUBW-JRlz0

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>>30077242
>>30077275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6zCkzPNK8

>>30077740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0HEenaXBf8

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They didn't just end it, they destroyed any doubt of it.

F

>Mac will never rut Cheerilee in her cheerleader outfit or 80's outfit on her teachers desk

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>>30077275
But, But
My comics! My theories about joining Pie and Apple families together! It can't be!

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>>30077872
>Comics
>Canon

>>30077872
You just BTFO of yourself bruh

>>30077828
Good. More Cheerilee for me then.

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>>30077242
>They literally had an episode about neither of them being interested in each other.
>"F"

>>30077275
>Two shy ponies spill their spaghetti in an awkward situation
>Nothing comes of it
>"F"

>>30077470
Her and Mac definitely banged on that.

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>>30077242
>I guess it was inevitable, really — no chance he and I could really work — and I knew it, too, even at the time we were at each other’s side.
>I suppose I just did not expect it to hurt as much as it has, really.
>It’s such a silly thing: it’s been years at this rate, can you believe it?
>Actual years!
>It’s surreal to see the lines on my face beginning to emerge as I approach the worrying age of forty-six, my eyes more tired, my skin less smooth, and the youthful vigor I never knew which was in me slowly draining away as each day crawls to my uncertain future.
>I wonder to myself as I walk through the bustling and sound-filled streets of Ponyville-Morning, making my way to the schoolhouse in silent concentration.
>Princess Celestia’s glorious golden Sun shines brightly above the town, illuminating the world and all of its brilliant and life-filled colors. I question how days can seem to be so slow, yet years are able to fly by.
>It’s strange.
>“Excuse me,” I say, accidentally bumping into a stallion, standing in front of a vendor’s stall.
>The streets are crowded on the mornings of the weekdays, as you’d imagine, what with ponies on their way to work and all.
>“Pardon. Sorry.”
>I purposely avoid staring at /their/ stand as they set it up for the day…


***

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>>30078605
***
>I arrived at the schoolhouse a tad bit early — I always do — and set my belongings down behind my desk.
>I have time to myself for another half an hour at the very least, and I plan to use it accordingly.
>My students’ tests all have been graded; but, being the overly-secure mare that I am, I always recheck, just in case.
>The test was over a story I had them read, added with questions over the material with the purpose of helping them hone their analytical reading capabilities.
>There’s been more importance made over reading ever since Twilight Sparkle saved our hind quarters from an eternal night about seven years ago.
>She was so young, too about seventeen — or was it sixteen? — years old when she arrived here, youthful and full of intellectual passion.
>She’s twenty-three now.
>And a princess.
>Oh, how things have changed…
>I exhale deeply.
>I’ve almost forgotten about the tests, haven’t I?
>Just for a moment, of course.
>I best begin.
>I’ve sorted the tests in a stack in no specific order.
>I start with the first one on the top and see squiggly letters spell out a name in clumsy writing — Scootaloo’s writing.
>I go over it quickly.
>Not bad.
>She’s becoming a smart filly, but still has trouble with basic reading, a huge concern of mine, not to mention her easily distracted nature.
>While she has decently-explained answers considering this, she, unfortunately, does not see why the hare in the story lost to the tortoise.
>I wonder why.
>Seventy-nine percent.
>Next, Featherweight's.
>Very good answers, excellent penmanship, a thorough essay discussing the moral implications of overly lazy rabbits within the nation of Equestria and how it is leading there species to be overly-dependent on pony influence, and a nice, solid understanding of the material itself.
>Unfortunately, the essay, while thought-provoking, did not follow the prompt.
>Eighty-nine percent.
>I move on to Applebloom’s test and…

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>>30078648
>“Ugh, c’mon.”
>...
>I snap my hooves over my mouth.
>I...I didn’t say that, did I?
>My cheeks flare red.
>Guilt washes over me instantly.
>There’s no way I did that, is there?
>I stare at the test before me, my forehead wrinkling in worry...then sigh sadly.
>Sixty-nine.
>My lips purse, then tremble.
>The bottom of my eyelids become damp.
>I hate myself.
<I hate myself so much for this.
>I hate myself for giving her the grade she doesn’t deserve.
>A small sob escapes me.
>More follow.
>I hate myself for what I’m doing.
>I hate myself more than anything in the world right now.
>I slide the tests away, laying my head down on my table, nuzzling into my hooves.
>I’m so horrible...
>…So why am I smiling?

>>30078605
>>30078648
>>30078657
Hope you guys enjoy this cute little diddy I made!

>>30078031
That episode was also about Cherilee wanting a special somepony, she's lonely.

>>30077242
FFFFFFFFFuck your OTP, OP.

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>>30077242
>>30077275
Don't worry guy, herd is canon.

We gonna write it. We're not gonna sit here and watch them suffer.

>>30078775
Not everyone a bimbo slut.

>>30078792
she's going to get fired over this isn't she

cheerilee is suffering

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>>30078775
>Herdfaggotry

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>>30077242

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>>30078775
Just because all 3 of them were in love with him doesn't mean they would share, just like 3 Dashfags woudn't share Rainbow Dash you FAGGOT

>>30078755
She needs to make her way to the fertile fields of Our Town then.

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>>30077242
F

>>30078670
It was nice anon thank you

>>30078775
No it's not

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>>30078031
>They literally had an episode about neither of them being interested in each other.

>pretending to faint during his concert

If Big Mac wanted to rut then she would bend over and that tail up asap.

She's just pretending not to be desperate but she knows damn well that baby clock is ticking.

>>30080067
Man, I can't wait to write a sad story of how Cheerilee waits for the perfect moment to tell how much she loves Big Mac, only for her to be late and see him with Sugar Belle.

>>30077275
Maybe one of the writers was like "Wait they're cousins tho, right?"

>>30080547
Extremely distant cousins.

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>>30077242
>This is my brother's very first crush!
The writers sure don't give a shit anymore, do they?

>>30077242
It was shit.
The sex ed fics and pics were hot.

>>30077275
I liked the redneck jokes.

>Big Mac is old enough to be with a school teacher
>Apparently young enough to fall in love with a mare where a teenage stallion in a boy band is also old enough to get with her
I don't understand the age range anymore.

>>30080682
Maybe what Mac needed was a pony that wasnt shy like him.
>Tfw writers ship ponies too

>>30080740
You don't need to be old to be a school teacher. A few of my teachers were in their mid to late twenties. If the flashbacks are anything to go by, Mac is a few years older than Cheerilee.

Also Feather isn't a teen. Nsync and Backstreet boy bands were composed entirely of adult men.

I want Cherilee to go into a fit of rage and depression and take it out on me my mentally and physically breaking me into her perfect little colt

>>30081097
Feather Bang must have One Direction syndrome then, looks and sounds much younger than he actually is.

>>30081111
Confirmed
Oh boy, can't wait for all the yandere cheerilee porn

>>30078873
Yet the waifufags of any other pony would be happy to share if it was what said pony wanted.

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>>30077242
I like the sexy teacher mare.

>>30077872
Wait the comics aren't fucking canon??

>>30077872
Comic variant covers have been, and always will be, just a way to try and sell comics. 9 times out of 10 they have nothing to do with the content of the comic.

>>30077242
F

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>>30077242
>>30077275
F

>>30080580
No one pays attention in biology class these days since most people seem to think that fucking a relative automatically means retard babies

Big Mac is going to defile the purest of earth pony genes with unicorn taint. He will forever dishonor the Apple family

>>30077242
>shipping Cheerilee with anyone but myself
>shipping Marble with anyone but myself
>shipping Fluttershy with anyone but myself

>>30081934
that's an... Oddly specific reply. Anything you want to share?

>So much butt-hurt.
>Good job, writers.
>Well done.

>>30081972
who are you quoting, newfag?

>>30081967
Over the course of a few generations, it can cause mutations, including hazardous ones such as increased susceptibility to diseases. but retardation or other mental handicaps are not guaranteed outcomes.

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>>30081976
Your mom.

>>30081981
I swear I was having this exact argument with someone else on here today.
Weird.

>>30081992
Wew lad, way to take a joke that wasn't even funny in the 90's and make it so spectacularly unfunny it makes you look as retarded and lackluster as a fucking spud.

>>30077872
>comics
Degenerate.

>>30080067
She's just having a giggle, mate.

They're just friends. Actually just friends.

>>30081863
This. Fuck regular covers rarely have much to do with the contents of the story, you cannot expect variants to.

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>>30077242
>>30077275

>>30077561
Shoichet is fucking amazing.

F

>>30082487
What about tears of joy?

>>30078670
breddy gud

i think teachpone is a bit younger than you stated.
most middle age mares have those eye wrinkles.
and more importantly, is dash was around season 1 CMC age during the pone80s shes probably in her 30s.
[citation dash parents ep.]
so id figure twi is a littl older than 23 too


also, i that pone need a hug

>>30080533
do it now

>>30082487
>Sarah Kane
>loony bin, an hero'd, never married
ummmmmmmmmmmmm

>>30077242
They are just best friends dude.
Like Lyra and BonBon.

>>30077242
Rip

>>30077242
>>30084444

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF