Coloratura thread
>>30069335
Who?
>>30069335
Yes, please
I need one
>>30069335
What a weird outfit. It makes me think her human equivalent wouldn't be wearing pants.
>>30069335
How do you think Coloratura would handle having her voice permanently damaged/removed?
>>30069335
Aw yiss
Good friend of my waifu
i don't ship them but it's still a thousand times better of a ship than with rarity.
>>30069335
She just looks like an Adele clone like that, instead of a Gaga clone.
>>30069942
I would imagine that she would become a vocal coach, or just a songwriter/composer. Lots of musicians are not dissuaded by handicaps
>>30070638
Fair point. I was assuming that taking away what seems to be her literal destiny-driven talent would hurt her bad, but there are ways that even a muted singer might still manage to find their calling.
I wonder if she'd make use of one of those voice-singing programs to 'sing' herself.
>>30070760
Just because she's an amazing singer does not mean that is what she is best at. Interpreting cutie marks can be tricky.
Not that this hypothetical situation deserves that much thought.
>>30070837
True enough.
I'm mostly asking because I might write a thing about it.
>>30070587
Woah there.
That's Rarara, not Rara.
>>30070969
Better?
>>30070969
No horn
>>30071167
10/10
What do you think her vagina smells like?
>think you have one more image to share.
>terns out to be a 33mb gif.
Well that's it for me. Hope there were a few that you haven't seen before. Always looking for higher res if anyones got any.
Write something.
>Ra
>Rara
>Rarara
>>30073681
Fame and fortune
>>30073687
Does it happen to be this?
>>30073734
Yep, that's the one. Thanks.
>>30073807
Happy to help
Coloratura truly is a fantastic pony. She has a great design, a lovely voice, and a pleasant personality
Last one for tonight. Will post some more tomorrow here and there
>>30070530
So were they in an equestrian version of the hitler youth? Performing physical contests, surviving in the wilderness, and memorizing patriotic sings sounds like they were being groomed to be Equestria's next generation of royal enforcers.
>>30073984
No more so than the boy scouts or any enlisted soldier ever.
Did you buy her toy, /mlp/?
>>30074913
No. I don't buy the brushables. There's something about real/realistic hair on a plastic figure that I find really weird
>>30069335
This pic says "You really think I'n prettier like this?"
So anyone looking fer some green?
>>30077362
Yes please. There's only one complete, and one incomplete green of her that I know of
>>30073599
higher res
>>30077362
I wouldn't mind some but there's not much of an audience here it seems.
>>30079572
But the small number here can enjoy it right?
>>30080993
Enjoy it immensely
>>30077848
Lmao, that fucking face.
This thread is going to live
if you have a PNG that's way to large to post. what's the right thing to do?
Shrink it?
or save as a jpeg?
>>30083176
I normally drop the resolution in photoshop so it's small enough then post a link to the original.
Wonder what she was doing before she met her manager?
I'd love to see her in a musical episode on how she became The Countess.
>>30084750
That's some of the better SFM art I've seen. Good textures, and smooth animation
9/10 actually going to save this one
>>30084221
Like a lot of pop musicians, they go from singing at clubs and bars, to doing sold out concerts very quickly, and are usually picked up early in life.
>>30070557
i remember this, they did a explicit version.
>>30088309
that's not SFM
>>30088669
Blender. Whatever
I kinda want her to come back in an episode but I don't want to ruin that sense of finality that last AKR episode had. Seems like it would spoil it almost.
>>30089932
I could see that being a problem. Maybe a little cameo where she explains some things that have happened since the last episode.
how about some official EQG coloratura
>>30090092
What is this from?
>>30090124
some UK magazine
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/05/equestria-girls-version-of-countess.html?m=1
>>30090092
Well, that certainly wasn't written by anyone from the show
>>30088309
The artist's name is "therealdjthed". They're basically a master of blender animation; he's got a bunch more Coloratura stuff too.
>>30069335
>they were thinking of making a full length Coloratura album but axed it
Dammit.
>>30090844
Post more
>>30090850
Are you serious? I would have actually paid for shit like that
>>30069335
>see through dress
What a slut.
>>30090897
she is pure
PURE
>>30090906
She's such a good-hearted pony. That's probably why Svengallop was such an ass. She wouldn't do enough slutting around to make his job easier, so he had to bust his ass twice as hard to get her where she is
>>30069335I want her to use my dick as a microphone while she sings.
>>30090894
Unfortunately I can only post still images as the other gifs of his animated blender work are well, well beyond the board's size limit.
>>30091250
>ywn be the cream in their oreo
>>30090906
>>30092021
Stop. I thought this meme was dead.
>>30092130
no, the business is real
>>30092130
Anon, memes never die, they're just missing in action
Also coloratura thread woot! feels like its been centuries!
>>30092298
Yeah, it has been too long since the last Coloratura thread
>>30091263
Truly heart breaking.
>>30073734
Webm is amazing
I'll be honest, I really want some content and discussion, but I don't know what to talk about when it comes to her.
Anyone still lurking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=013JhIP23kM
>"Kyahhhh! Countess! look over here! Countess! Oh my Celestia!"
>You plug your ears growling in annoyance.
>Pop music is the sounds of Satan's diarrhea farts.
>Be Anonymous in the worst place on Eart--Equestria. Sometimes you forget how similar these horses are to people.
>"ANON! IT'S HER! RAZZLE DAZZLE! RAZZLE DAZZLEEEEEEEEE!"
>A set of hooves grip your T-shirt shaking you re[eatedly.
>And that would be your "friend" Dicktip. Wait that's not his name. Cockshaft? It was something that sounded mildly lewd.
>SPEARHEAD. His name is spearhead/
>What you thought it was a girl?
>You shove the fanboy horse off you, and continue to cover your ears.
>If this place is shit, why're you here? Well, you won a pair of free tickets in your box of Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkersâ„¢, Now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks. (the chunks are Leviathan sized!) when two little slips of Magical paper flew out and implanted themselves in your wallet.
>Any attempt to remove them were met with resistance via the magic covering the tickets. To prevent stealing it says on the front. Shit makes no sense.
>Even worse, the ticket plays "Razzle Dazzle" on loop for six hours each day until the concert. Enter Penisdomecap, or whatever his name is.
>The song and dance finally ends resulting in ravenous applause and stomping.
>You just wanna go home.
>"SWEET CREAM ON AN ICECREAM SANDWICH, THAT WAS RAW!"
>Your companion wipes the sweat off his brow, taking a deep breath.
"Yeah sure. I'm gonna jet okay? I'm starving, and now you don't "look like a creeper coming here alone" right?"
>He blinks as if forgetting the reason he couldn't come to this spectacle of loud noise, and excited horse defacation.
2/?
Meant 1, not 2
>>30098161
Whoop whoop
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
>>30098161
>"Bro, what's your rush? You got a plane to catch or something? We just caught the performance of one of the hottest singers to ever grace a stage! Together! As Amigos!"
>He goes for a hoofbump.
"Amigos?"
>"Yeah!"
>You frown intensely.
"If these tickets didn't force the "winner" and I use that word loosely, I would've just them to you. We are most definitely not "AMIGOS"."
>"Don't be that way guy! This is how friendships are formed! In fact, this whole experience has inspired some ideas for art and-"
>The screeching of Microphone feedback rings over the crowd, stopping his babbling cold.
>"MAKE SURE TO VISIT THE MERCH STAND TO HOLD THIS MEMORY DEEP IN YOUR HEART FOREVER~! THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT! HOOVSIES~!"
>Everyone in the audience replies back with a synchronuzed "hoovies", except you of course.
>"What a radical idea! Let's get matching Tees, to commemorate this event bro!"
>Howthefuckdoesbatmandisappearlikethat.Jpg
>You didn't stick around to hear more of what's-his-name's comment, before heading to a nearby Diner.
>You're craving French Fries like a motherfucker, and anymore exposure to this Countess shit is just gonna make you ill.
>On your way from the concert zone, the sight of Countess Colonturda catches your Peripherals.
>Walking behind her backup, obviously gay dancers you lock eyes for a brief moment.
>Through her thick fake lashes she stops for a moment.
>You respond with serious Squidward face, and continue on your way.
>Pop Music seriously sucks.
2/?
>>30098517
Couple corrections
Would've just given them to you-
Ignore the second "for a moment"
>You reach the quiet Diner, pushing tonight's sickening events to the back of your mind and sit in a booth that's almost too small for you.
>It's surprisingly empty considering, but it may be because it's not as "hip enough".
>It's ran by an old couple, from what you can see, so the food is probably gonna be filled with love. Those are the best places, real talk
>A withered mare makes her way towards you with a notepad in her mouth.
>"Hello dearie. Hankerin for a hayburger this evening?"
>You can't help but turn your frown upside down at her tone of voice and dated language.
>You almsot wanna call her "grandma".
"Actually I'm looking for the biggest portion of Fries you can whip up."
>She scribbles it down on the notepad holding a pencil in her gums, and the pad on the bottom of her hoof.
>"That all?"
"Yes ma'am"
>She nods with a wrinkled smile and returns to the cook who is peering through the order window.
>Relaxing in your seat, you take a deep breath and think of Grandma Brownie.
>Runor has it she puts all the chunks of chocolate chunks into the cereal by hand.
>Fuck her for putting those tickets in there though. Old Bitch.
>While you plot whether to give Granny Brownie any more of your business, another patron enters the building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgCLVl-bGY
>It's a lightly blue colored Mare with a long braid on the side of her face.
>She looks around armed with a welcoming smile that seems to sprinkle serenity upon the whole room.Or maybe you're being poetic because you're super desperate for a pony to be your penis holster?
>You stand up and head over to the Mare, swag oozing out of every pore of your body, reflecting her expression back.
"How're you doing this night gorgeous?"
>She scans you, with a giggle."
"I couldn't help but notice your engaging presence, and wanted to offer to buy you dinner."
>She nods.
>Like that? Now let's see what ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
3/
>>30098677
Keep going, if you're still alive
Sing us a song ms pianomare, sing us a song please tonight
>>30098161
>DAX RATTLER
ok, you lost.
Should I just let the thread die?
>>30103405
not as long as you got more pictures
>>30098677
continue this pls
>>30103718
Then I'll continue posting
>>30104235
Good edit
>>30098677
I'm a sucker for these dual identitiy things.
Won't upload images bump
Whelp. Looks like I'm done posting. 4chan keeps saying "upload failed"
>>30109338
Would that be called moontrotting?
You've done a good job keeping the pretty ponies thread alive.
>>30113955
Can post more later. Had to do some moving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b56tUUgCaY
Thanks to all the Anons who posted in this thread, it feels good having a thread dedicated to my waifu
>>30118848
She would be a shitty waifu, not even memeing
>>30069335
Holy shit a Coloratura thread actually made it past 20 posts!
I want to have a single nightstand with her
>>30069335
i want to razzle her dazzle
>>30118857
Says only you
>>30118938
Explain how a pop star would be a good waifu
>>30069335
>See-through skirt.
>You can see her cutie mark.
>>30118956
Because she's more than just pop star
>>30119156
Oh you saw it on tv so it must be trueeeeeeeee
>>30069335
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka-ZHN91198
>>30119181
Can fags like you not take everything so literal, it's a cartoon about ponies
>>30119195
I'm honestly surprised that Lena is single. She seems like a fun person. I'd date her. I don't care if I'm 2/3 her age
>>30118969
But ponies are normally naked. It's like humans with see-through shirt sleeves
>>30119928
Humans use those see through dresses too, they just use very dense and wide underwear.
>>30109338
Why is this valley so uncanny?
>>30120108
I fail to see it as uncanny.
>>30118882
Dax ratler ,no this again.
>>30120192
Then your obliviousness is uncanny
>>30120319
XDDDDDD
>>30120210
i want to glitz her glam
Don't let it die beech
Would you let her give you a hoovsies?
>>30119413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuHItmfe134
Lena Hall really is a great actress.
>>30122421
I've been around 4chan a long time, and I can't even imagine the amount of gay it would take for someone to not want to hit that.
>>30119195
>>30122421
I don't want to read to far into it, but I get the feeling that Lena would be ecstatic to have a family of her own
>>30122862
No kidding. Attractive, rocking body, crazy talented and she seems like a great person on top of all that.
>>30118757
Holy fuck. That caught me off guard
Rarara rape when?
>>30126535
Casting couch
>>30124141
Too right. I don't care for the original song or band but the cover is fantastic in my opinion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwt-NqroWcA
>>30124141
>3dpd
>no hooves
fuck off nigger
>>30127587
She's got a bit of soul in her voice. I wish we got more of that in the episode
boop
>>30127691
He's right. You really do have to be a faggot
See you in the morning bump
>>30119195
I love that gif.