What do you think Applejack looks for in a man?

Not you.

>>30067093
hard working, honest, physically strong. Likely someone who isn't "going after" her, but slowly gets closer over time.

>>30067093
Some sucker who is so desperate for pussy he will work her farm equivalent to slave labor

>>30067093
He's gonna want a big family, strength to support that family, a hard worker, a loving husband, a great father, passionate, and a pillar of the community. Basically the perfect role model. So much so that even his enemies wouldn't wish the worst on him.

>>30067093
her futacock

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>>30067093
Someone like her brother. Physically strong, hard manual laborer, family oriented. Maybe a quiet type.

>>30067093
The most generic man's man.

Banjo music

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A big dick and a submissive attitude. Nervous city boys are her fetish

>>30067356
id say you were projecting but i doubt the size of your dick

A giant horsecock

>>30067395
>implying I have one

>>30067093
Matching blood type.

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>>30067408
AB positive

>>30067093
Big, red, related.

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>>30067399
thats what we all look for

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>>30067399
She's gonna have to share

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>>30067425

>>30067425
THINGS MAY COME AND THINGS MAY GO

>>30067093
She doesn't.

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>>30067399
It's like pony like human while human like horse

>>30067103
So, Big Mac?

She looks for a guy that will keep his mouth shut and do whatever she says.

Well what do you know, she already has him.

>>30067410
I was hoping someone would go there. Thank you for not disappointing.

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>>30067093
Old folk heroes.

>>30067093
A very family centric man who speaks his mind and isn't afraid of a little hard work.

apples

>>30067093
A strong, manipulative businessman who buys the land from under her family in a shady business deal.

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>>30067739
Hot

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>>30067425
>eqg horse looks anatomically correct and like an actual horse as opposed to a jelly bean with tumors
>fim-only-fags complain how eqgs anatomy is weird
Really makes you think.

>>30067093
I don't think she's looking. If he finds her, she'll know.

>>30067093
Hard work, family values and honesty.
Also >>30067676 her neighbor. That is absolutely not related to her! H-hehe

>>30067760
I know, I really want to write a contrived green about it. I already started but quit half way through because of school.

>>30067093
A vagina.

>>30067093
Farmland

>>30067093
Apples

>>30067093

A strongly reinforced pelvis, since she generally snaps normal ones with her enhanced strength.

>>30067093
But she likes women

>>30068412
Don't let your greens be dreams

>>30069459
They can both make fun of various races together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M&autoplay=1

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>>30068412
Just quit school

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>>30067676
Man, that entry sounds terrible.

>What about you, Applejack? Do you have a crush?
>"Y-yeah, I - I totally do! Everyone has one, r-right? It's, uhhh... It's THAT GUY, over there! On the other side of the road! It's Jonathan, my neighbour. I'm totally... ummm... into him?"

>>30067676
Wow, EQG Rarity is into Spike the Dragon D.
I guess that means that Equestria's Rarity is dreaming only about Doggo Style Spikey.
I wonder if the fact that he can speak now will change anything for her?

>>30070985
I'm pretty sure she's talking about Twilight there.

>>30070938
>applefag damage control
wow, that's fucking rare holy shit, let me screen that

Did nutz

>>30070985
>>30071013
>"I'm not going to say who my crush is... but I know a certain little purple someone who is back in EQ and who has a crush on me!"
How do you two retards even come up with her wanting his dick or him wanting twilight

>>30071013
okay, you can forget my post >>30071141
but the other Anon is still retarded.

>>30071127
Applefag damage control in the form of applejack damage controling.

>>30070938
I feel like this has some potential.

Johnathan stops dead in his tracks.
>You... you do?
>"hehehe... yup. Ekhm, Totally.
>But when I asked you last year-
>"Shut up, Johnnie!"
She says as she takes him under her arm. She is taller than him, and appears to be squeezing him way harder than necessary. Rainbow isn't convinced in the slightest.
>'Is that so?'
>"Yes! I'm filled with infatuation for you, Johnnie. To the brim."
Applejack says. Keeping her big, fake smile on her face, she gives Johnathan a meaningful look and squeezes him even harder.
>"We're practically dating! Isn't that true, partner?"
>yess
He manages to say. Even though Rainbow was sure she heard something crack under Applejack's vice hold, and the guy's eyeballs were about to pop out, there was undeniable joy in his voice.
>'Whatever you say... It's just that I've never seen you two spend time together before...'
Rainbow says, still doubtful. Applejack's eyes dilated to tiny pinpricks.
>"S-spend time? To... Together?!"
>'That's what pairs do, y'know. By the way, I was sure that you've never even kissed a boy before!"
Applejack's face turned beet red.
>"That's- that's not true! Look!"
Pulling the guy off the ground to meet her face level, Applejack gave him a swift peck on the cheek. He practically melted through her grip back onto the ground. She pulled him back under her arm.
>"You saw that? I totally kissed a boy!"
>'You will need to show me a bit more to convince me, though.'
Rainbow said, a devilish smile spreading on her face.

>>30071127
What's so surprising about that?
Anything Applejack-related is terribly written, because there is not a single person with an idea for her in the entire department working on the franchise.
Everything about Applejack is one big damage control, and there are still people liking that character.

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She wants a man who can make her feel good after a long hard day on the farm, a man who she can rely on, a strong attractive smart hardworking man.

>>30071381
Moar

>>30071381
Buckle up it's gonna get lewd.

>>30071381
Moar please

>>30071436
Nah, you're exaggerating now Anon.
I mean, AJ isn't great, but she's superior to rarara and FS, so hey, that's that at least.
Instead of having SHIT episodes and shitty character development, she has episodes and no development.
So yes, an applefag doing damage control is rare because applefags are rare already, and only them wants to ship applejack with anything. Generally, them.

>>30071381
>"More? More what?"
>'I mean, that was just a peck. It's as if you two are only playing pretend."
>I know I'm not!
Johnathan said with a smile, and grabbed Applejack around the waist with both hands, hugging her tightly. At first she was about to push him away, but under Rainbow Dash's smug look she just shifted uncomfortably and let him be.
>"It's the real deal! He's so great I think about him all the time."
>'Oh? Do tell.'
>"He, uhhh... He's a guy, and he... um, lives... he lives next door. I mean, what's there not to love? He's dreamy."
>'Yeah, sure. I bet you've never really kissed.'
>"WhatEVER do you mean, Rainbow Dash? I just kissed him right in front of you not a minute ago!"
>Maybe she wasn't looking? We could show her again.
Johnathan piped up, still holding Applejack. He rubbed his face into her neck. "Did... did he just smell me?" The thought sent a shiver down Applejack's spine.
>'Oh come on, I mean a real kiss. Y'know, on the lips. Only kids and mothers give pecks!"
Applejack's smile vanished from her lips. She could feel herself trembling all over. Even having someone plastered to her body was a strange sensation for her to begin with, and a kiss was something unfathomable. She turned her head and looked down to the one hugging her...
...who took it as an opening.
Johnathan stood on his toes and their lips met.
She was dumbfounded at first. She could feel him craving her, the way his lips were almost pulling hers, almost sucking her in...

>>30067410
Kek

>>30071638
and then something connected with her still clenched teeth.
>"Tfu! Bleeh!"
>'Ahahahhaha!'
Rainbow laughed out loud, almost toppling over.
>What happened? Was it my fault?
>"You... Did you just... Uck!"
Applejack pushed Johnathan aside, and bending over, heaved. Even though he was embarrassed, he couldn't help but stare at her rear...
>'Ahahhahah! That was golden!"
Rainbow Dash was still laughing.
>'I can't believe you'd go that far, AJ!'
Applejack straightened up with a queasy look on her face.
>Did I do something wrong?
Johnathan asked with a great deal of disappointment in his voice.
>I thought you'd like the tongue... Apple Bloom did...
As the words left him, he clasped both hands over his mouth. Rainbow Dash stopped laughing.
>"What?!"
>I- I didn't! She came to me! She likes me much! And she makes me think of you...
After a punch and the sound of a breaking nose he was laying on the ground.
>'Wow, okay. That wasn't funny anymore. And he's not moving anymore.'
>"I've always hated that guy..."
Applejack said, rubbing her sore fist.
>'Why'd you do that?'
>"What would you do? He said that Apple Bloom-"
>'That's not what I mean. But isn't she like, almost fifteen or something? That stuff happens. What I mean is, why would you try to fake being with him?"
>"Well, all you girls- I mean, I've never..."
>'Seriously? Y'know, even your younger sister is already catching up with boys already.'
>"I know. It's just hard. I know he had his eye on me, and he was nearby..."
Applejack looked down to the boy still lying on the ground. As he started to groan, she turned and started walking away. Rainbow Dash caught up to her.
>"Look, I guess I'm still gonna write him down in that scrapbook of ours. But not a word to the other girls, alright?"
>'Yeah, sure. I've got your back.'
>"Thanks."

>>30071473
Sorry, but I couldn't find the inspiration to make a full-on lewd story :^/

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What sex position do you think she likes the most?

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how fun it would be for her to break them

>>30072212
Her ass on your face.

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>>30071436
I don't hate on her or her fans because my favorite artist in the fandom is an Applefag and browses here.

>>30067149
came here to post this

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>>30072212
doggy style with winona licking her stallionpussy

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>>30072212

>>30067093
Guns.

>>30067093
someone practical and capable of working a farm

>>30072950
Then applejack gonna married Rice boy

>>30067093
I could see being great friends with her but country music is where I draw the line. Considering her age she'd probably love all the crap made in the past 20 years, and I couldn't stomach a car/truck ride with her for any length of time

>>30071774
>Sorry, but I couldn't find the inspiration to make a full-on lewd story :^/
Oh well. I still enjoyed it.

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>>30072831
You think she has crusty pieces of shit on her asshole hairs that taste like apple crisps?

>>30072911
this

>>30073112
I'm sure she would be nice enough to consider your tastes anon

>>30073160
No she would not. Maybe, just maybe we could meet in the middle with solid golden oldies.

Or Garth Brooks. I'll listen to anything he does.

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>>30067676

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>>30073165
>Maybe, just maybe we could meet in the middle with solid golden oldies. Or Garth Brooks. I'll listen to anything he does.

Well there you have it anon

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>>30071381
>>30071638
>>30071774
>Johnnie

>>30073195
Yeah she'd actually have to know his songs before I'd consider that. Idk why but country girls piss me off because they're so fucking false.

>>30073231
>because they're so fucking false

Care to elaborate

>>30073357
Maybe not 100%, but the ones I've met just love to talk about that country life style, yet they know bupkis about it and actually having to, for example, clean up after horses and take care of them or bale hay would immediately make them regret it. They think Florida Georgia Line is great shit. Hell I said a few lines from one of my favorite songs of all time to a girl once and she just kinda gave me that "what are you talking about look?" look and I about tore into her for it.

Now granted the AJ we see in the show isn't like that, but still, it's a trigger of mine.

>>30073389
Kek yeah I wouldn't disagree some women are fucking retarded and fit in with that lifestyle to make them seem hip and cool

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Money

>>30073389
>They think Florida Georgia Line is great shit
>implying it's not.

>>30067103
This + family oriented. She won't look for wimps like Flash, that for sure.

>>30073821
Wrong
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28720645/#q28720645

>>30073848
Who knows what kinks lie behind that applebutt.

>>30073869
Horseplay

>>30067093

In all honesty, I presume that the qualities applejack would look for in a man would include the following.
Faithful/Dependable - Stays by her side and never betrays her. Doesn't cheat or flirt with others. Loyal. She would't want some flaky cunt who's never they, or makes promises he doesn't keep.

Stable/Secure - Has his shit together and knows what he wants and gets it.

Sensual - Shows her a lot of physical affection.

Patient - Knows that she wants to the take the relationship slowly, and doesn't pressure or rush her into anything she doesn't want to do, because she wont.
And overall, a wimpy pussy little bitch isn't gonna cut it for her. She would want to be dominated, not the other way around. Even though she will if she has to.

And so, there are the delusionally retard assumptions of a girl who is most definitely projecting her own stupid shit.

>>30067093
It's a widely known fact that most girls choose men that are like their fathers.
she's a necrophile

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>>30073212
What's wrong, Johnny boy?

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>>30074419

>>30067093
Apples

>>30067093

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>>30075626
That's pretty much all she needs

>>30067093
Me.

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>>30074369
So the perfect guy was there for her all along

>>30072950
Boring

>>30067093
She's a workaholic. So probably someone handicapped, who will need her to care and work for him for the rest of his life

>>30078571
Your NEETness couldn't be more transparent.

>>30067093
She's looking for an underachiever with social anxiety and questionable hygiene.

>>30079060
Spike?

>>30080004
me

>>30080004
>>30077961
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quoFOZC_AYA

>>30067093
>You will never finger her after a stressful day of work.

>>30068412
I'm still waiting for this guy

>>30071492
>she's superior to rarara
wew laddie the shit taste is real

>>30067138
I knew this girl in high school that only dated really ugly guys, when I asked her about it she said that those losers would give her money and buy her stuff and agree to be in an open relationship just to technically be her boyfriend.
She said she had 5 "boys" under her thumb and a real man in the next town over.
I asked her if she ever touched any of the betas and she said she would never do that.