Would you buy your underage waifu alcohol and cigarets?

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>>30065065

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>>30065084
>"Oh Anon, it ain't nothin but some cider and some cigs."
>"One ain't gonna do me no harm."
>"Look I'll even pay for it, just mosey on in and say you want some mikes hard cider and a pack of black and milds."
>"I'll make it worth your wild suga."

>>30065065
My waifu isn't underage.

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>>30065065
>Encouraging degeneracy.

>>30065105
but if she was, and she asked you to buy her some marlboro lights?

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>>30065127
>>30065065
Nope.
I've had 3 family member die from smoking and I've had to watch my father struggle with alcoholism my whole childhood. I'm really against drinking and smoking.
And if I caught her drinking or smoking while underage, I'd bend her over my lap, lift her skirt and spank her till she promised never to do it again.

>>30065194
You're not her dad, you can't tell her what to do.

>>30065065
No.

>>30065127
>lights
I'm not spending money on no pussy faggot shit

>>30065285
Those are good starters though.
Are you gonna seriously force a newbie to smoke a pack of reds or blacks?

>>30065065
Yo, anyone got some filly green?
>inb4 anonfilly

>>30065329
Filly is a niche fetish that does not attract writefags.

>>30065326
The first cigarette I ever tried was a marlboro 100.

Mothafuckin cadillac of cigarettes, dude.
Parliament's aren't that bad, though

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>>30065091
>Worth your wild

>>30065194
>And if I caught her drinking or smoking while underage, I'd bend her over my lap, lift her skirt and spank her till she promised never to do it again.
And make her call you daddy, right?

>>30065329
https://pastebin.com/jFtp5ayg
This is one I enjoy.
>>30065332
It is a shame so few writefags write filly stuff.

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>>30065194
>bend her over my lap, lift her skirt and spank her

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>>30065343
20 Class A (The red pack)
I'd still only give rara a pack of silvers though. those are just too harsh for a beginner.
Also Degeneracy thread now.
Post pones smoking, drinking, or doing drugs.

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Would you a chain smoker twiggy?

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>"Am I cool yet Anon?"

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>"What brings you here tonight cutie?"

>>30065348
>>30065364
And the next time I catch her, I'll do more than spank her.
I'll shove a candle in her ass and lit it. Then I'll rip off her bra and stuff it in her mouth. Then I'll make her wear a bridle and rut her horse girl pussy from behind while spanking her ass.
Then the last time I catch her, I'll strip her naked and tie her legs to her arms and tape a vibrator on to her pussy and set it to low and then lock her in a room for the weekend.
this isn't legitimate punishments. This is just kinky bondage roleplay shit if you haven't realized. Completely consensual.

>>30065065
But Applebloom, I only smoke Winston's, and I as far as I'm aware Fred Flintstone doesn't have a house in Equestria.

https://youtu.be/FqdTBDkUEEQ

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>"I'm like a little wasted"

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>Without Proper guidance on substance abuse.
>Fluttershy began to experiment with weird and strange ways to get high.
>All this could have been avoided if Anon had just bought her a pack of cigs when she was a filly and taught her how to abuse substances safely.