Starlight Glimmer Thread

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>>30064147
first! :D

second for that her character was ruined after season 5

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>>30064162
Wrong

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please, no more arguing this time

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>>30064177

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reminder that this is in the imminent future

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>>30064162

I love her for who she is.

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How would this thread react if they gave Starlight a Brad like love interest?

>>30064199
That's how /mlp/ has always been.
Unless you people want to start writing greentexts all day everyday, it is either image dumps, circlejerks or drama.
So pick your poison.

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>>30064191

I also love her for who she'll become.

>>30064203
>Brad
Who?

>>30064209
NEVER
EVER
>>30064207
>circlejerks
this one

>>30064214
The faggot that was boyfriend of twiight in EQG, known as Flash Sentry too.

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>>30064219
Then somehow make original content 24/7, go on.

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>>30064203
They already did that with Shitburst, and they don't seem to care about him anymore.

>>30064191
brainwashed by twilight?

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>mfw anti-glimmer fags

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>>30064237
truly a sad sight

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>>30064229

Hopefully it stays that way

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>>30064239
You don't want cancer then make original content.
Otherwise I am open to your genius suggestions. If you don't have any, fuck off.

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>>30064233
Nope, she made her choice using her own volition. Twilight didn't brainwashed her or force her to do anything.

>>30064229
Sunburst wasn't a Brad. He was so beta that he made Spike seem like He Man

>>30064250
>"HI NONNY! WANNA DO SOME FRIENDSHIP?"

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>>30064261
True, but he was still a potential love interest. I don't think they would introduce another. At least I hope they wouldn't.

>>30064277
I'm just saying if they did, would you guys still waifu Glimmer if she was taken?

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>>30064262
>wanna do some frienship
>do
You mean like this?
https://derpibooru.org/1202171

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>>30064281
Of course. It's not like I can unwaifu her. I wouldn't be happy about it by any means and I would forever hate the faggot that took her, but I would still love her. I'll just have to deal being called a cuck by the rest of the board, like flutterfags.

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>>30064281

That's an uncomfortable question that's hard to answer

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>>30064275
Show me your original content. Otherwise I got some bad news for you, son.
And if you didn't notice at least I turned this gif (which was 7mb in size) to a webm so it could be posted here.

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>>30064281
>>30064304
We'd have to play it by feel

>>30064304
Do it.
Would you still love her and waifu her?
Yes or no, Anon.

>>30064293
Oh my

>>30064332
You are just the cuckshed fag aren't you?
If one replies no then you will say LOL YOU DON'T LOVE YOURE WAIFU FAGGOT and if one says Yes, which is what you most likely want you will say LOL CU.CK

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>>30064308
I turned this gif to a webm so it could be posted here.
I think I'm the only one who really likes this animation

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>>30064348
Good.
I wish I knew how to make webm's from the show but I am too fucking lazy to learn.
You don't teach old dogs new tricks.

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>there's a band called Twilight Glimmer
>it's death metal
Where has this been all this time, holy shit.

>>30064347
No, I hate that guy as much as you.
I just want to see how much you love her.

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>>30064348
i made plans to, but i keep forgetting, atleast someone got around to it.
>>30064361
look for "WebM for Retards", its not on github anymore, but there should be a git that holds it.

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>>30064293
Oh come on she's not that innocent.

>>30064386
does anyone have this without the text?

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>>30064391
But innocence is sexy.
especially when you are both virgins.

>>30064404
Experience > innocence

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>>30064404
I wasn't complaining, I just thought it was kind of weird.

>>30064404
>Glimmy never gave herself to anyone
>Anon comes into the picture
>She slowly falls for him
>He doesnt notice
>She's too awkward to tell you
>After constant failed attempts at sending signals to anon, glimmy uses magic in an attempt to help her get the point across

This prompt has been brought to you by: My raging boner.

>>30064398
https://derpibooru.org/1137991
>>30064429
That only if you want a cock sock. I prefer real love.

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>>30064404

Ohhh yes, learning together with her would be an amazing experience.

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>>30064424

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>>30064465

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>>30064398
>>30064457

>>30064457
Are you saying that you can't have true love with a girl that has had a former partner?
Women have on average, 4 sexual partners throughout their life.

>>30064293
Why is the quality of the clop made by the ilk who stick their patreon links on most of the images they produce invariably just sort of... crappy?

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>>30064508
Well why do you think I am virgin? I have idiotic standards.
I believe in true love and I have never experienced such a thing, dunno if what I feel for Glimmy is even love.
I just want to be happy, and women seem like too much of a risk to take and roll the dice to see if you get lucky sevens.

>>30064495
And now post the one explaining why posting an image over and over again is best pony.

>>30064521
Most clop is sort of "crappy"
Faggots that draw good shit are expensive as fuck to comission and busy as hell for the same reason. You clop to whatever you have at hand, unless you love waiting ages for a decent artist to draw what you want, also assuming the idiot doesn't go "COMISSIONS CLOSED AND I AM HOMELESS NOW LOL SO GET REKT NERDS, NO REFUNDS".

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>>30064529
>>30064508
NO, don't talk about real women. That's what caused the last fight.

>>30064529
Dating is a risk but don't deny yourself true love just because the girl isn't a virgin.
If you only dated non virgins, you would never find love.
50% of high school sophomores are not virgins.

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>>30064508
Here's a mathematical theorem: in a population of straight men and straight women, the number of sexual partners of the average man must be equal to the number of sexual partners of the average woman. This is why the male/female double standard for the number of sexual partners is so stupid.

>>30064552
>No don't talk about anything
Like Dash said you need to fucking chillax

>>30064545
What are you referring to?

Update to my fic. I'll post it as green this time. if it'll work, that is. Here's the pastebin link though:
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm
Also for future threads, name is titanictime2.
Its at least nice to see it got posted in the OP finally, now iv'e named it.

>>30064556
I am far too old for that anon. Maybe you 20 year olds have some luck.
I am resignated to die alone at this rate.
No single man of my age is still a virgin in this country. I am like a weird bug.

>>30064536
Maybe I should've phrased it better. It's the images with watermarks/patreon links specifically that are crap, but the artist who plaster their patreons all over their pictures tend to suck too. It's a mystery. It's almost as if a monetary reward makes people perform poorly.

>>30064564
Ok anon, I won't say anymore. But don't be surprised if 10 minutes later the thread is being dominated by an argument about dating women.

>>30064569
>You wake up to a beam of sunlight hitting your eyes. You try to turn over, but realise you don’t have full control over your body. You go to move your right arm, but find it is completely dead. Your left arm moves, however. You put your hand over your eyes to try to block the sunlight, and at least wait for your eyes to adjust.
>Once they do, you then take notice of the beautiful pink pony that’s laying on your chest and right arm, fast asleep. You smile, after remembering what happened last night. You then take a glance around, trying to find the culprit of waking you up. On your right is a window with curtains nearly fully closed, bar a tiny gap which is allowing sunlight through: right onto your face. You just groan as you try to shift up as slowly as possible to escape it. It doesn’t work too well.
>The pony on your chest starts to stir. After a minute, she opens those massive orbs, and they're staring straight at you. A smile forms on her lips as she snuggles slightly more into you.
>"Morning, beautiful." You say as you reach your left hand up and press the forefinger onto her nose, leaving it there for a couple of seconds before pulling it away, leaving her a bit cross-eyed. Ok, boops now need to last longer. That was beyond adorable.
>"Morning." She mumbles into your shirt, making your chest vibrate slightly. That would've probably tickled if you hadn't become immune to it a long time ago.
>"Can I please have my arm back? I kinda need it."
>She decides to move off your torso and lays down to your right, wrapping her forehooves solely around your right arm. "Just a few more minutes…" She proceeds to rub her face into your torso, breaking eye contact, then sighs outwardly in utter contentment. Welp, looks like you wont be getting that arm back for a while longer.

>>30064521
Never thought about that, but you seem to be right
I wouldn't say crappy, though, just...eh

>>30064582
Suggest something to talk about then
And if somebody wants to b8, they can b8 with whatever we post. That's just the nature of the beast.

>>30064577
That's the rule.
People that already get money always stop doing their best. This is why everybody is mediocre.
DHX was doing better first seasons, because they were hoping for a permanent spot, now they got it they can give a shit fuck how it comes.

>>30064599
>At least now she's off your torso, you can move yourself to a more comfortable position out of the sunlight. Actually, you may have enough manoeuvrability to pull your right arm out. You start pulling back using your shoulder and pushing with your left arm. It starts to come free a bit, not that you can feel it.
>After about five seconds of that, and a whole two inches, Starlight shifts herself up, now hugging you up to your shoulder, and adopts a death-grip on it, completely halting any other movements you tried. Well, it was worth a shot.
>You just accept your fate now and relax again, shutting your eyes and seeing if you can't get some more sleep. There wasn’t much point, though. Cos at this point, your heart is now racing from the cuteness of Starlight, and you are still somewhat reeling from the events of yesterday, keeping you wide awake.
>You want to take this slow. No rushing things. You may be technically dating this pony now, but you refuse to rush into anything. With that in mind, and thoroughly ingrained, how should you proceed with this, then? You’ve not had a massive amount of experience with relationships, and you don’t want this getting out. At least not yet.
>In fact, what time is? You glance at the wall clock to answer your question. Pretty much bang on nine. Well, at least you didn't waste nearly the whole morning like you did yesterday. Maybe you should go out for breakfast? You know of a nice little place right round the corner from the castle. And, at least, judging by the sunlight that woke you up, the storm from yesterday has been 'cleared up'. Man, you don’t think you'll ever get used to that…

>>30064561
I want to be that pillow

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Holy shit
Already new thread with 70 replies, I used to read every post carefully but since the shitfest of yesterday all Im doing is just scroll through the thread
Im sure Im not missing something of value, just cheap /pol/ discussion and people trying to kick abusefans from the thread

Have a sad glim

>>30064613
>You give your arm another tug, trying to pull it loose. Still no luck. You decide you’ve had enough of having one less arm, and decide to take action. You bring your left hand over, and push it between your arm and Starlight's belly, palm-side towards the latter. You then bend your fingers into her belly a bit, then start moving them frantically, effectively tickling her. The effect is nearly instant.
>"AHAHAHA!!! NO, PLEASE, STO-HO-HOOOP! AHAHA!!!" She releases your poor arm, resorting to just moving away, trying to get away from your hand. You let her go, of course, since you achieved your goal.
>You roll over to sit on the side of the bed, your right arm hanging limply at your side. Starlight lays there, still giggling slightly. You then notice something: she's still wearing the collar you found yesterday. Did she even shower with that thing on last night? Eh, you guess it doesn’t really matter. But it brings an idea to mind.
>"Now, that wasn’t very nice, was it, pet? Look what you did to masters poor arm." You say as you move your right shoulder around a bit, causing the limp arm to move slightly. At least you're now regaining feeling in it, but it's cramping up slightly still.
>She glances over at you, a slight pout on her face. "I'm sorry, m-master. I won't do it again… Would you like me to come over and kiss it better?"
>You can tell she's faking it, because 'A' she stuttered on 'master', and 'B' she had that kind of smile you have on when you're joking with someone. So you just give her a slightly flat stare for a second, then smile slightly and shake your head.
>"Silly pony." You mutter. "Well, personally I would like to get up and get ready for the day, whatever we're gonna do today. In fact, when I come out of the bathroom, I've got a suggestion. Do you mind if I use it? Oh, and also a sponge?"

>>30064621
Nobody has posted any of those.

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>>30064621

There's actually none of that so far

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>>30064621
you're first to even mention in this thread
no surprises there

>>30064623
>"Sure, there's a spare sponge in the cupboard under the sink. I'll just wait here, I guess. Awake, seeing as somepony disturbed me." She looked directly at you as she said that last part. You simply smiled at the cute display, then nodded and turned to go into the bathroom.
>Seeing as you only had one pair of clothes while here (you should go back home to change before you do anything else today), you decided having a shower this morning would be kind of pointless, seeing as you'd just be putting dirty clothes back on. You just had a simple wash instead. It took you all of five minutes.
>"So what was your suggestion, then?" Starlight asks as you step out of the bathroom, wearing exactly what you went in with.
>"I was gonna ask if you wanted to go to that one café just around the corner for breakfast, then spend the rest of the day out and about doing stuff? We can decide what in due course." You say while putting on your clothes from yesterday, which were just laying on the floor where you dropped them last night.
>"That sounds nice, I'd like that. Saves either one of us preparing something as well. I guess I'll go get ready now you're done in there." She just gets up off the bed and walks into the bathroom. Not without brushing against your leg as you're in the middle of balancing on one leg trying to put your trousers on, making you wobble. She giggles at that.

>>30064621
>just cheap /pol/ discussion and people trying to kick abusefans from this thread
Can you point out which posts in this thread these apply too?

>>30064632
>Fifteen minutes later finds you two walking down towards the castle's main doors.
>"Oh, uh, hold up." You say as you reach for the door handle. "Two things. First, can we stop by my place first so I can change my clothes? I'd rather do it sooner than later." Smile and nod as reply. >"Secondly, this." You reach a hand out and poke at her collar which she was still wearing.
>Blush returns. Adorable.
>"O-oh, yea. I forgot about that. I'd rather not be seen around with it on yet. Do you mind?" She turns her head, presenting the strap of the collar. You reach out to undo it, taking it and putting it in your pocket.
>"Wait, yet? What do you mean, yet?" you ask curiously.
>Blushing intensifies. "Uhh… don’t worry, lets just go have breakfast." She turns around and uses magic to open the doors and just walks out, her ears laid back against her head.
>"Ooook then." You follow her out, shutting the doors behind you, then jogging a bit to catch up with her as she walks towards your place.
For about a minute there's an awkward silence, and you just walk along fiddling with the key in your pocket. You wonder whether you’ve had any visitors whole you were gone. Or, rather, one specific visitor.
>"When's Twilight due back? In fact, what day even is it today?" you say out of both genuine curiosity and to make conversation.
>"She's due back tomorrow, around lunchtime. And it's Thursday today… I think."
>Ever since you arrived in horseland you haven't been very good at keeping track of the days. Especially seeing as you don’t do anything routine on a day to day basis. You should probably look into finding a job, instead on relying on doing things for Twilight and her 'paying' you, even though she does give you enough money for essentials and the like. It still doesn’t sit right with you. It would be a lot easier if you actually went out and made friends with other ponies in this town.

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>>30064545

>>30064626
Oh look. A mary sue defending another mary sue. How appropriate.

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>>30064647

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>>30064628
>>30064630
>>30064631
Thats a great improvement then

>>30064637
well, as I said Im not putting much attention but I saw a couple of guys talking about standarts when dating women
Nothing of value, just as any women these days, the only girl I want to date is Glimmer, I trashed my dream of having a family some time ago

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>>30064658

>>30064645
>"Kay." Is all you decide to say. The attempt a conversation failed. Oh well, you'll try again when you think of something. Well after you come out of your house, which is right in front of you now. As you approach the door, you whip out your key to unlock it. When you turn the key, nothing happens. >Your frown a bit, then push the door in. It swings right open.
>"Fucking Pinkie…" You sigh. Starlight just stands there, giggling slightly.
>"I told you not to underestimate her, Anon. if she wants in, she WILL get in, no matter what."
>You rub the bridge of your nose with a forefinger and thumb. You then proceed to chuck the now useless key through the open door, and it lands with a slight clatter on the floor. This isn't gonna be fun when I next see her…
>"Although I kinda suspected this would happen anyway, it still annoys me that all that work I put into this door was wasted. I think I would rather she broke through the window." You now walk in through the doorway, kicking the door a bit to open it fully, and walk up the stairs to your bedroom. >At least the rest of your house seems fine. You want to know how she managed to break through the lock on your door… without even leaving a dent, or any sign of forced entry. Could she have a key too?
>As you strip and get re-dressed into another set of clothes, underwear and socks an all, something dawns on you. You kick yourself internally for not realising.

>>30064662
>"Fuck! How could I be so stupid! I bought that lock from the blacksmith. The only blacksmith in town! That’s the only place that sells them, seeing as there's like no need for locks in this place! She probably went there and got the blacksmith to make her a duplicate key, or something to that effect. She's friends with like everyone in this town. And it's not like they'd suspect her to break into my house with it. Even if so, they'd just assume she was throwing a party or whatever. Fuck!"
>You slam your feet into your shoes, bending the back in slightly as you do. It was at that moment you glance onto your bed, and notice a note sitting on it. Well, at least you found out what she did here while you were gone. You walk over and snatch the note up, unfolding it. It reads as follows:
>"Nonny! It's you're bestest friend Pinkie! Seeing as you wouldn’t answer your door when I knocked earlier I took the liberty of unlocking your door for you, and wrote this note out for you. I don’t know why someone was so silly as to put a lock on your door! I'm still trying to figure it out myself. But anyway, I have a special party planned for your birthday! It starts at two tomorrow afternoon at sugarcube corner. I've also taken the liberty of inviting everypony myself, and I know you're just gonna love it! I look forward to seeing you there, and don’t be late!
>You're best friend Pinkie Pie!"
>Your face goes pale. She's throwing you a party. Tomorrow afternoon. And she's invited a metric fuckton of ponies. You start going dizzy.
>"Are you alright up here Anon? I heard you cursing and talking really loudly, and thought something was wrong." Starlight approaches your doorway, and then notices you standing there holding the note to your side, stock still. She probably doesn’t understand why your face is paler though.

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>>30064673
>"Anon? are you alright?" she moves to your side, and reaches a hoof up and touches the hand not holding the note. You hold the other hand with the note out, essentially telling her to take it. She does, with magic.
>She looks over it, with a seemingly neutral expression on her face. When she gets to the end, she smiles a bit. "it's alright, Anon. Pinkie's parties are usually fun, and you'd have a great time there. At least she didn't guess when your actual birthday is, right?"
>You blink a few times, clearing your head a bit to stop it spinning.
>"Yea, I guess you're right there. But really? Tomorrow? And that’s when Twilight gets back too. I'd much rather spend my afternoon with her, helping out and talking at stuff, than go to a party, regardless of what it's for. Also, I'm allergic to parties. Unless they involve heavy drinking."
>"Well, from what you told me of this 'alcohol' on earth, that could seriously harm you. This party will be really light hearted, and Pinkie always makes them super fun. I doubt she'd do anything too brash that would hurt your feelings or anything like that."
>"I also think I'm I'll tomorrow. I have an appointment with the front-end of the train Twilight's returning on. Look, Starlight. I absolutely hate parties. I'm not the kind of guy that enjoys anything of that nature. Maybe when I was a kid, but certainly not now."
>"I didn't really like the thought of parties either when Twilight gave me a chance to make friends, and I met Pinkie Pie. I grew to enjoy them for what they are: harmless fun, and a chance to meet other ponies. Although it took me quite a long time to do the latter well. Either way, I'll be there with you, so you don’t need to worry."
>"Thanks, Starlight. I appreciate the thought." You pause for a second "Out of interest, what would happen if we don’t turn up?"

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I remember the thread when this was me made, it feels so long ago. I haven't seen it for a long time.

>>30064685
>You see Starlight shudder. That’s not good. "You, uh, don’t want to know. It's… not pleasant. I know from experience." A shudder runs through you as well. Just the thought of what that crazy pony could is capable of makes you nervous.
>"Alright then." You sigh in defeat. "I'll go, but on one condition." Starlight looks up at you expectantly. "No more than ten ponies. I'm not gonna be the centre of attention for the whole town. It'll be bad enough with only ten."
>She smiles warmly up at you. "I'll request that Pinkie only invite ponies you know and are comfortable around."
>"Thanks. It means a lot to me." You crouch down and wrap her in a hug. You still weren't happy about needing to go a stupid party that was almost literally made for five year-olds, but at least Starlight was there to help you. And you were trying to better yourself, after all. This could help at least a bit. Or it'll just piss you off and you'll sit in a corner for the entire party, contemplating where you went wrong in life or petting Starlight if she's with you, contemplating where you went right in life to have a friend like her. Or rather, 'girlfriend' like her, as it is now. Your heart still quickens a bit when you think of her as that.
>You break the hug, then dump the note on your bedside table, and walk out the door. Starlight obviously right behind you. You walk out your front door, wait for Starlight, then close the door, without locking it behind you. Maybe you should look into getting a reinforced vault door with a ten-digit passcode. Then you think there'd be no point as Pinkie would just break through the window to get in. Or guess the code first time.
>You then set off for the café that’s just round the corner, looking forward to your breakfast with your new girlfriend.

>>30064626
Why do you think Sunset skyrocketed in popularity with the fandom compared to Starlight.
>>30064658
Go fuck a cactus

>>30064705
She's the only good character in an otherwise shitty subfranchise

>>30064626
Imo whiteknighting was what ruined the fucking fun.
You can't call anybody on their fucking retarded antics or criticize anything because feelings get hurt.
Treating the internet as real life was what ruined it.

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>>30064705
be sure to ignore it. the thread is already a ticking timebomb

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>>30064712
Difference between legitimate criticism and blind hate.

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>>30064727
Well that's another problem, people that want to b8 will always exist.
Before it being called b8, trolling, it was just "pranks", and we know there was always people that went too far.

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>>30064755
Why is she looking at me like that

does glim thread agree with her having a change of heart, or did it ruin her character?

>>30064770

I wasn't particularly fond of her before she was reformed, to be honest. Fell in love with her during season 6.

>>30064626
>>30064638
Disgusting.

>>30064660
If possible would you have a family with Glimmer?

>>30064770
No, I don't think her character was ruined. I love her how she is.

>>30064789
I share a pretty general opinion that the pre-reformation and after-reformation glimmer haver extremely different personalities that make them likeable for very different reasons.

Pre-reformation glimmy was ruthless and cunning and generally unreadable, so knowing what she was really capable of doing was a massive interest.

After-reformation glimmer is sort of a guilt sponge who you just wanna cuddle with and tell she's fine and that you're there for her.

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>>30064747
B8 is sometimes fun and can be epic at times, I remember, when discovering this place, reading about the crystal things and how some faggots ended up on the hospital or the murderer "dubs and I tell you where I buried her"
Once I read that I felt totally amazed and then I joined this chink imageboard, I will never regret it
Have some old ass "rurs of the internet" that always come in handy

>>30064802
We all know its not possible, why do you make me suffer

>>30064770
I loved her in s5 already, as a waifu, and when s6 premiered I earned an abuse fetish

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>>30064770
I liked it, but I wish they put a bit more details into why she choose the path she took to enslaving a town. She also became best pone towards the end of s6

>>30064712
You know you're old when you differentiate between real life and the internet. The kids regard the internet as serious business, because it unironically is serious business.

>>30064822
I know it's not possible but, hey, curiosity and all.

>>30064822
>the murderer "dubs and I tell you where I buried her"
That wasn't b8, it was the real thing.
Anons posted that the guy was arrested and raped in jail.
But the other thing yeah it is.

>>30064852
Don't forget the guy that shot up a school in Oregon from /r9k/

>>30064843
Of course I would, I wish we could go back in time to 1920 and have an excellent, happy family with her

>>30064852
>>30064879
When you create a thread you hook people, and that kinda sounds like b8
It starts as b8, and turns into real, and reaches epic status, like president Trump

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>Glimmer is transforming into a human

how do you guys feel about that, rather than just having a "sci-glim"?

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>>30064999
I don't care, I don't care about EQG.

>>30064999
I'm okay with it. I'm really looking forward to her and shimmer interacting

>>30065038

Their loss, more for me to love and all that.

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>>30064999
Not gonna watch it, keep that shit out of this thread

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>>30065038
Poor thing

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>>30064621
Not at all, until you

>>30064770
Fell in love with her at The Chrystalling

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>>30065062
just leave it alone
dont jinx it

>>30064815
She is basically a Christian archetype, isn't she?

>>30065054
Listen you little shit. You're going to watch it, I know of this.

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>>30065111
I don't like EQG but I might give it a try just because of Starlight. I won't be surprised if I lose all interest 5 min after they enter the high school, since that's what happened when I tried to watch EQG 1.

>>30065111
>>30065138
I'll watch it only if lots of it is in Equestria, and then only those parts.

>>30064561
The double standard exists because women are supposed to be the sexual selectors, and that's because pregnancy is a hell of a lot more time and effort for a woman than for a man, it pays to be picky.

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These two are girlfriends

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>>30065155
The main point is that, due to the theorem, thinking that women should have fewer sexual partners than men is as stupid as thinking that 2+2 should be 5.

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>>30065155
I don't care, really. Sure it is harder to be a woman, but they always believe money grows on trees.
Most women I know including my own sister are so money inclined it is ridiculous.
She has so high standards she already gave up on getting married.
I don't hate women, but I don't like any of the ones I have met to actually sit down and marry any of them.

>>30065237
Most of them are whores. You aren't missing much.

Starlight needs more porn

like this:https://derpibooru.org/1202171

>>30065243
From what I have read here, yes.
Anons killing themselves because the bitch had two sons and a side fuck, so she divorced the first guy and left him in ruin.
Others about being accused of rape because the woman throws a tantrum and wants to ruin your life, and they don't do anything to them.
Those stories really make you want to forget about ever having contact with a woman.

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>>30065237
>they always believe money grows on trees.
>always
Bigotry.

>I don't like any of the [women] I have met to actually sit down and marry any of them.
That's better; treating them as individuals.

>>30065243
See >>30064561 >>30065236. They mathematically must have the same average number of sexual partners as men.

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>>30065236
Well the problem is that sex is not evenly distributed.
You of all people should know that :^)

>>30065258
>bigotry
Go and meet more women and lurk more.
Why do you think there is the tv stereotype of the woman that marries a guy, leaves him in ruin then marries another richer guy? because it surely never happens, right?
And then you come to the internet and anons tell you how much they betrayed them and how bad women are. How can you keep a good relationship after that with them anon?
I know that not every woman is like this, hence why I cut them some slack, that's why I am not hating on all of them.
I just don't want to take the risk.

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>>30065258
>>30065281
not this shit again.
take your shit elsewhere

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>>30065261
I'm guessing you think that there are more women with >10 sexual partners than men with >10 sexual partners. Guess what this means? The median number of sexual partners for women is *less* than that for men. It's math.

Anyways ponies can't fucking betray you. I prefer that even at the price of dying alone and they never being real. It is an acceptable loss for me.
I once saw how normals see you as competition when talking to a girl no matter how ugly or cute she is, and I am not one to compete.

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>>30064308
I always make bunch of webms or gifs when new Starlight episode airs

>>30065258
You know I hate that cuckshed meme but just this time I'll say go spend some time there.

>>30065295
I am done already you fucking drama whore.

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>>30065313
>drama whore
im not whoever you think i am m8, I just dont want another thread to be ruined with the most inane bullshit

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>>30065111
I still refuse to see ep100 and have not watched it
Is this a dare?

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>>30065320
This time there can be no argument because it's math.

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>>30065320
But then the thread will be ruined because we can't talk about anything out of fear of some faggot going LOLITROLLU
It is inevitable, you should stop taking it so fucking seriously and just relax.

>>30065328
I have watched like 45 episodes total of the show.

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>>30065243
This
You guys dont know how much I wanted to have a family, to be called father and love until death
But these days, feminism everywhere, slowly destroying the concept of feminity, psychologically and physically, leeching your taxes and rising their demands while offering nothing

No sir, Im not gonna be tricked by these landwhales, I will probably trick them into sex but I refuse to have long-term relationship ever again, I vowed my body and mind to Glimmy and that wont change until my last breath

>>30065258

>/c/uckshed

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>>30065377
>I will trick them into sex
You are just like them then
They want to trick you into money.

>>30064770
I like her because of her character consistency. even after reformation Starlight is still Starlight. my only gripe is that she completelely abandoned her ideology.

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>>30065349
Ree get out

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>>30065424

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>>30065197

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>>30065307
I take so many fucking screenshots of Starlight. I already said it but she's so photogenic.

>>30065377
Respect bruh

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>>30065388
>/m/ath class

>Math Theorem One:
The average number of sexual partners for men is equal to the average number of sexual partners for women.

>Math Theorem Two:
If women are more likely to be "whores" than men (i.e. the standard deviation of the number of sexual partners for women is greater than that for men and more women have more than twice the mean than men), then the median number of sexual partners for women is *less* than that for men.

It's mathematical lose-lose.

>>30065491
>>30065524
>Interestingly enough, women reported having had more sexual partners overall than men, with an average of 7 to date. The men surveyed averaged about 6.4 partners.
Yeah anon, stop being a white knight. This website also says women purposefully indicate they have had less partners, which really proves you wrong.
http://www.salon.com/2016/06/18/sex_by_the_numbers_this_is_how_many_partners_men_and_women_average_in_a_lifetime_partner/

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>>30065562
Then the survey was too small, because the means must be equal under the assumption of no homosexuality (i.e. considering just straight people.)

I'll prove it to you. Let W be the set of women, let M be the set of men, and assume |M| = |W| (i.e. same number of men as women). Consider the graph whose vertices are W∪M in which w∈W and m∈M are connected by an edge if and only if w and m have had sex. Let E be the set of edges; thus |E| is the number of pairings that have resulted in sex. The average number of sexual partners for women is the average degree of the vertices in W. Because no two vertices in W are connected by an edge, this is |W|/|E|. Likewise, the average vertex degree in M is |M|/|E|. But because |M|=|W|, we conclude that the average number of sexual partners for women must be equal to the average number of sexual partners for men.

>>30065562
Not him, but I read somewhere that women have 4 on average and men have 7.
Also, Salon is the MOST biased liberal feminist bullshit media site. You can't trust them.

>>30065618
>I read somewhere
Yeah don't comment if you don't got source.
>>30065613
You are just a normal fag anon. How many sexual partners have you had? I bet it is over 2. You come here to virgin central to white knight women because you are a normal so they obviously screw you easily.
And you probably also justwant them for a quick fuck. You are the kind of people I hate so much.
So I'll drop it here.

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>>30065613

>>30065637
I think my source was Prauger University.

>>30065328
Why do you refuse to watch episode 100, my friend? I thought it was decent despite the memes.

>>30065613
What are you trying to prove here? That we shouldn't care if women whore around because the total population of males and females have the same amount of sex?

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To where and back again must be a abusefags favorite episode

>>30065741
who cares

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>Don't talk about anything because trolling
Well now you did it, thread's dead
Happy?

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>>30065753
its just relaxed. So, relax.

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>>30065746
>not enjoying arguments

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>>30065760
>LOL IT IS MY TURN TO TELL YOU TO RELAX
Now this is bantz

>>30065715
Read the last sentence of that post; women mathematically are not more promiscuous than men.

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>>30065753
>>30065765

Fuck off. The thread is only 4 hours old and we have 184 posts. It's not dead.
Stop trying to start shit.

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>>30065765
I've advocated nothing but ignoring people intentionally shitting up the thread with their pointless wars. Its over now, we can discuss things again until the thread inevitably falls apart.

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>>30065618
>>30065654
See >>30065613. The two averages must be equal. It's graph theory.

t. doctoral math student.

>>30065637
I am Vector. Do I seem normal to you? Years ago, I was normal (inasmuch as >>30063084 is normal), but I quickly became one of the most maladjusted persons on the board. As of a few months ago, I am trying to recultivate enough normalcy to have a relationship, but it is difficult due to how much I have broken myself.

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>>30065785

>>30065785
So you had some sex. No wonder, you tasted the fucking "meat burrito" and the arms of a bitch and now you think that's the best in the world.
Well good for you anon, maybe you should practice more returning to "normalcy" and let us suffer here alone.
No wonder you ruin threads when people talk about how bad they see women.

>>30065777
>Can't take a fucking joke
>>30065784
I just have tried to have some conversation going on. You know we can't talk about 30 minutes of footage for an entire week, right?

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>>30065794
>>30065637
>you probably just want them for the quick fuck
Let me tell you how broken I am. I opted to tell her, full disclosure, that a relationship with me would be asexual. That's how sexually broken I am.

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>>30065802
I'm not saying we shouldn't stray to a bit more off topic conversations, but what has happened is the threads go to shit because of near-circlejerk level arguments. Anything will set this thread on fire, its a bit of a bias, sure, but as I said, this place is volitile as fuck.

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>>30065816
She did left you, right?
I have heard of "asexual" anons (because you aren't if you fap, sorry to break your special bubble here) where the woman just thinks they are gay or something and gets bored and leaves.
That's what happened?

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>>30065802
Why can't we just enjoy a relaxed thread? There doesn't need to be a discussion going on 24/7, especially if there's nothing to discuss other than off topic garbage. Not that I know what you tried to start a conversation about.
This board hasn't been fast enough for constant discussion for a long time now anyways.

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>>30065760
At first I thought that a mirror with a couple of photos is just silly. What kind of present is that? But it's actually really cute and meaningful. It's perfect in what it represents. It's similar to what Twilight has but at the same time it's different, it's actually brilliant.

Twilight has this array of pictures from different places with different ponies, most of those pictures don't even have her in them. But Starlight is present in every picture of her own mirror, except for the group photo. She's smiling on every picture. And the smiles are all different, caused by different things. This isn't just a collection of memories. Looking in this mirror she'll be seeing those moments when she had all kind of emotions but what's similar about them is that she's always smiling through all of them. And starting her day with that maybe she'll remember to smile again, no matter what the day brings.

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>>30065840
Well some of us just browse this board and nothing else
What did you think the "nowhere else to go" was a joke or something?
I guess I'l just browse another board then, since you want it to die a little bit.

>>30065858
>I guess I'l just browse another board then, since you want it to die a little bit.

Yep, that's what I normally do when nothing interesting is going on here.

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>>30065832
I actually used the word "platonic." I have spent so long masturbating to abuse that the thought of sex with a woman disgusts me. But we do things together and she hugs me; hugs are nice.

I am so broken.

>>30065880
Why do you like abuse then? Have you had any issues? did you got a bad sexual experience, rape or something?
Don't talk about shit that you can be jailed for though.

>>30065880
>I am so broken

Yeah, you've said it 3 posts in a row.

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>>30065854
It really was one of the greater scenes in the episode.

>>30065776
So yes. What are you trying to prove?

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>>30065896
I was born messed up; my earliest memories are of torture fantasies and my ASD doesn't help. Even when I was with that girl, I didn't enjoy sex with her; I just enjoyed beating and hurting her. When I discovered pony, it was a perfect outlet for unbound abuse and torture fantasies that consumed me as what little well-adjustment I had rapidly disappeared as my friendships evaporated and my habits vanished, and I transformed into Lector.

>>30065613
The mental gymnastics are real
Why are you trying to prove wrong data on a newspaper, that probably based their note on more serious statistics?

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>>30065741
Yes it is
S6 premiere is a close one too, basically every ep where Glimmy experiments fear or doubt

>>30065988
You can't expect journalists or most social scientists to know graph theory, but I proved the result to you. If you can't understand it, go ask math.stackexchange.com if it's correct.

>>30065987
If you are not making this up then, have you tried seeking psychiatric help?
I am the other abusefag, and I am still able to have normal feelings, the fetish is just a fetish, but for you it seems like it is a serious problem, not just dominance thing like for me.

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>>30065613
>thinks real life can be totally accurately modeled by mathematics alone
I met one other person like you on this board. I wonder if you're the same guy.

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>>30066041
In this case, it can be perfectly modeled, because it is discrete.

The idea is pretty simple if I show you visually; look at this. The dots on the left are men, the dots on the right are women, and two dots are connected by an edge if they have had sex.

>>30066135
Why do you insist anon?
Again, I am sure you heard about the "town bycicle" myths and the "bitch that everybody fucked in high school"
Why those exist if they are not true?

>>30066174
Like I said, it is possible there are more women with a large number of sexual partners than men, but those women must be compensated for by more women with a fewer number of sexual partners.

It's just a mathematical fact the average number of sexual partners must be the same for men and women. I believe anyone can understand >>30066135. Go on, draw any graph in which there are some town bicycles (graph means something like what I drew in >>30066135). You'll see that the averages are still the same.

>>30066218
You are conscious that your mathemathics don't work because women usually are seen killing each other because they fucked the same guy, right?
Anyways I guess it is stime to stop. You are inclined to defend women, and we don't like them very well, so it is obvious we will never get into a satisfying conclusion.
You can keep arguing if some other anons join.

>>30066135
The problem comes from things like men travelling more, therefore having sex with women outside of the group, and hiring prostitutes almost exclusively.
It is very possible for the medians to be different.
I'm still not sure what this has to do with anything though.

>>30066240

>outside the group
but he said the groups can be made arbitrarily large, so in the case where there is no "outside the group" (all men and all women are part of their respective groups) the above will remain true as long as each group is the same size

>>30066281
I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

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>>30066281
Yes.

>>30066229
No, I am inclined to defend a mathematical theorem that is as true as 2+2=4.

Look at >>30066135. You can visually understand it; I know you can. The average on both sides is E/N, where E is the total number of edges (i.e. total number of pairings that had sex) and N is the total number of men (dots on left) = the total number of women (dots on right).

You can understand it, anon. Just see that no matter what the real life graph looks like, you just add up the number of edges to get E and divide it by the number of dots on the left for men and by the number of dots on the right for women to get the same number: E/N.

>>30066305
What did you mean by "women outside of the group"?

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Help me, anons.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-199,641

>>30066321
I mean he's asserting that the averages are the same and i'm not disputing that at all.

>>30066334
What are you trying to do? I see the glimmy on top of fluttershy but she looks finished.

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>>30066345
oh
I misunderstood your post

I hate to have this shitty cold.

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>>30066386
I am sorry. I hope you feel better soon.

>>30066422
better as in it complicates and I die right? you are too good for me, anon.

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>>30065246
Starlight needs more porn in general.

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>>30066357
I want to do a Glim Glam picture.

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>>30066444
its too bad she doesn't have more anatomically correct porn.

>>30066509
Why don't you eople post derpibooru links? janitors don't mind them.
https://derpibooru.org/1184993

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>>30066509
It doesn't care, ma' nigga.

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>>30066482
Which picture? Where? Beside the other pony portraits? Threads kind of dead right so maybe tomorrow

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>>30066540
Anyone. Glim glam is great in any representation.

>>30066422
>>30066444
What are these from?

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Hello glims im at a struggle you see..i love shim..but i love glim to.. for once i wish to make peace..at least once.. this isnt a troll anons..dont make me pick :(

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>>30066509
I'll take anything as long as it's pony. It seems every time a new explicit image appears under her tag, it's either trash or anthro.
I really fucking wish that duop-qoub artist did full on porn with genitals and everything, his style is so fucking hot but he's only done lewdish implicative stuff thus far

>>30066584
Both by k-nattoh, the first is the full pic, the second is from his Funny Pony Sweetie comic

>>30066588
the furthest i've seen matching the criteria was this: https://derpibooru.org/1350722?q=artist%3Aduop-qoub
never been too big on pet play, but Im not that picky either.

>>30066663
*closest

>>30066609
Is there an English version?

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>>30066532
Okay, so this has nothing to do with Starlight Glimmer or anything, but I found a neat script that automatically embeds thumbnails of Derpibooru images for posts that are just links to Derpibooru.

https://github.com/bakugo/4chan-imgur

>>30066742
Ok
Just be sure to not flood the board with them, keep them low profile.
Scruffy will ban if you make threads dedicated to sharing derpi links or if your thread is overflowed with porn links.
Tolerance also varies from janitor to janitor, so if you are fine with the one at certain time, maybe the other gets pissed.

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>>30066735
I'm not sure

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>>30066877
I fall in love by her.

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Adam Young posted this tweet earlier talking about one of his songs that he released quite some time ago. I'm sure some of you Glim friends can relate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIz2K3ArrWk
Pretty song.

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/r/ glim version of this pic

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>>30066556
This.

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>>30067089
That was nice.

>I'll sit on the front porch all night
>Waist deep in thought because when
>I think of you I don't feel so alone
Yes.

From the lyrics I thought it had more to do specifically with wishing that a loved one who is no longer with you is here. Doesn't stop me from relating though.

>>30067522
That's the most autistic thing i've ever heard.
i feel you though

Would you abandon everything you have for her?

>>30067944
What is it?

>>30068025

If it meant I get to spend the rest of my life with her, yes.

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>>30067944
what the hell is this

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Watch her match.

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>>30068025

I have nothing already

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>>30068040
>>30068051

Icon for the new update to Gameloft's mobile game

>>30068025
I wouldn't want to bring her to earth, it's kind of a nasty shithole no matter how successful you are.

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>>30068090
I like how Chrysalis is huge and Discord is just like, "Welp"

>>30068114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlLtSG7xe4

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I would like to take a shower with her.

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>>30068071
Shit, I almost forgot it's today. Thanks

>>30066509
There are like two artists in the whole fandom who draw ponies in clop as anatomically correct horses. I'm afraid it's just too much to ask.

shit character and shit people for liking such shitty shit

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>30068805

>>30066587
THIS IS WHY I KEPT TELLING YOU SHIMFAGS TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING PURPLE SHIT STAIN

>>30064191
grats, you love a literal pile of shit

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>>30068843

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>30068843

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>>30068805
>shit shit and shit shits for shitting such shitty shit
There, fixed. No need to thank me.

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>>30068843

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>>30068071
>>30068619
Is that where everybody is right now? It's so slow.

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>>30068350
Im order to save water.

>>30069031
But it is a relax thread

>>30067703
Funny thing is that Adam Young/Owl City has said that he actually has autism. Aspergers to be more specific.

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>>30068970
know your place, you fucking piece of excrement

>>30069141
And he makes good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrihnDl2JQ4

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>>30069087

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>>30069161

>Complain because discussion may lead to trolling
>Complain because no discussion
You people just bitch about everything
Inb4 a smart ass saying LOL YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT FAGS BITCHING
Yeah smart ass

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>>30069319

>>30069319
who complains about discussion?

>>30069340
see
>>30065840

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Go Glim

>>30069439
she got benched though

>>30069463
good, she needs to be kicked out of the cup completely

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>>30069487

>>30069264
I love the whole Ocean Eyes album. I think that was his best (I have listened to every album he's made at least a few hundred times).

>>30066509
https://derpibooru.org/1247345

>>30070948
more drowning Glimmer
nothing gets me harder than holding her head underwater, her feeble attempts to get that precious gasp of air that's just out of reach
I want to feel her struggles get weaker and weaker until she stops moving all together
then I chop off her head, shit down her neck and shove her head up her own ass while yelling "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR OC, VOGEL!"

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>>30071027
I was following you until the last line.

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>>30071027
She's not drowning in that pic.

I think we got an edgy squatter today.

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>>30071066
Yeh, he posts every time the thread is bumped

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>>30071101
They'll never learn

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We did it lads

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>>30071111
Nice quads

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>>30071111
Great, then /glim/ is a shitposting board. Just what we need.

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>>30071111

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>>30071111
None of them seem to understand what it's referring to.

>>30071101
>>30071109
I WILL NEVER LIKE THAT FORCED PIECE OF SHIT

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>>30071192
Anon, I don't care.

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>>30070403
>they actually call this "anatomically correct"
Laughable.

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>>30071289
There's not much true anatomically correct, then.
Honestly, if she can wink her clit, it's fine to me.

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>>30071289
Ponies already aren't anatomically correct; just look at their ridiculous proportions. That grants a lot of creative license as to the look and relative proportions of their genitals.

>>30071360

As long as it isn't human genitals slapped on a pony, I'm satisfied

>>30071426
Although they aren't realistic equines, they do resemble mammals, so making their genitals more than twice the normal size is still less anatomically correct than it could be, not to mention it's an overused cliche and bad style.