Would you kiss Derpy's butt?

>>30061373
It would consume me as it did so many others

I'd give retard pony a little peck on her rump.

Oh boy, would I!

I'd fuck her so hard, her eyes would align properly.

>>30061373
Maybe, if she would reciprocate.

>>30061373
Yes, and I'd do it before she saw me coming, just for the reward of the cute squeak she makes when she gets the surprise tongue to the ponut

I just did.
through the screen.

>>30061456
In some porn shorts they actually do align when she climaxes.

>>30062869
I require evidence. A lot of evidence.

>>30061373
No

>>30062873
I don't have any at hand.

>>30061373
Considering she's retarded no. She's probably unable to wash properly leading to her being a filthy animal

>>30062900
She is not retarded, she just has that stupid eye illness where your eyes can't see straight.

I would apply my lips around her ponut, making sure it's wet to get get an airtight seal, and then, using my lungs, I would create suction with the force of a thousand vacuums, launching the contents of her bowels inside of me.

>>30061417

>retard

DYEWTS? We know the eyes aren't because she's retarded, she was born straight-eyed like a normal pony and developed severe amblyopia, had corrective surgery (that failed) and has been living with the disability ever since.

And she's got a plot you could bounce a bit off of. So yes. Before working my way up.

>>30062900
No. Poni is clean.