Giraffe Waifu

>>30056650
I'd rather be locked in the cuckshed than go near this thing

Plushie?

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>>30056650
considering shes from the prime material plane, probably.

>>30056650
Might have to make a bigger cuckshed than usual, but yeah she's prime material.

>>30056663
A ladder might be required though , or is she actually human size?

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Anyone interested in the comic misadventures of Anon and his drunken giraffe roommate?

https://pastebin.com/sSMrM85D
https://pastebin.com/0ej1MPD8

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>>30056713

You mean like this?

>>30056725
Exactly , are they Earth Giraffes or much smaller because they are being compared to the ponies?
That is truly the question
Not that matters either way for me

>>30056714
That was some good shit right there.
Didn't even know I needed that until after I read it , great job

>>30056714
I really wish there was more

>>30059257

I suppose I can accommodate that request. Not now though, I have a headache and need some Zs.

If you mean the giraffe from the latest ep then no
She may have pone eyes but shes technically an animal, so she probably can't talk and has similar intelligence as winona or angel

It would be zoophilia and in a land like equestria, that would be an accomplishment

>>30060174
Good cause with a butt like >>30056725 there should be more butt stuff, a big fat ass to the face always is a good decision

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>>30060441

Always?

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>>30060724

Are you sure about that?

>>30060439
Hmm i think there's a possibility she can speak , with that sore throat she could have gotten orders from the nurse/vet to not speak , or it just hurts alot to speak before of a desert throat

>>30060728
Worth it , too bad he was sleeping so he missed it

>>30060728
Absofreakinglutely. I'd buy another 10 chairs for that.

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>>30056713

You're smol, but she's interested...

>>30062754
>>30062807
This condones the bone

>>30056714
I remember those stories from Strange Waifu a few years ago. I wish he'd write more giraffe waifu.

Is that art new?
I don't recall seeing it in SWT before.

>>30056713
>>30062807
Yeah, a ladder would probably be required. Unless she lies down.

>>30063702
Have her lay on her back or something

>>30063726
Yeah, that might work.
Would probably be a bit awkward for her though.

>>30063726
The neat thing about it is that even though you're barely tall enough to reach her chest, her neck still lets her ram her tongue down your throat while you're going at it.

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>>30063702
>>30063726
>>30063753
Something more like this?

>>30065368
Oh fuck the hell yes, to be under that ass

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>>30063837

Or perhaps you might try something like this...

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>>30065374
Careful what you wish for, dude...

>>30065391
Fuck you I know what I want

>>30065627

Something like this? https://derpibooru.org/1061617

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>>30065627

Have some 3dpd to bump the thread from Page 9.

>>30067389
they should just rename this board /zoo/ by now

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>>30066845
>>30067389
Yes...

>>30067738
It would make things easier

>>30066845
Hell yeah my dude

>>30065391
Damn exactly like that...
Just as long as I get breaks to get my air back and see if anything got broken

>>30063837
See!!!
There's proof that she could be in the running for best Waifu ( in the MLP universe at least )

>>30065368
Damn boyyyy
Now we are getting somewhere
( To that juicy ass )

>>30062807
She's interested?
Then I'll definitely try at least , I mean who wouldn't?
What are they fucking gay for not wanting to at least tap that

>>30068353

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We need more NECC

I want a plush out of giraffe pone. Don't care how much it costs.

>>30070345
FUCKIN UNF

>tfw no one saved your drawn picture of Anon eating out giraffe ass, but instead made fart jokes,
>Tfw no one reported me for drawing an anon eating a visible asshole

Feels kinda good?

>>30070515
sounds like a win win to me, but where is it?

>>30060728
I love this drawfag so much

>>30060174
Did you die?
I'm still waiting for more giraffe

>>30071260
>Did you die
it would be extremely painful

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>>30069312
NECC

>>30056650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAY3Dx6CHfE

>>30056650
>can't deepthroat
shit waifu

>>30071260
Busy weekend. I work odd times.

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>>30070345

>>30072075
that's your problem. Not her's

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>>30072004
Damn she THICC

>>30072075
>Can't deepthroat
Since when?
Plus you'll get that heavenly giraffe tongue action

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Twiggy is best Giraffe waifu.

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>>30074211

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>>30074217

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>>30074220

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>>30074224

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>>30074236

>>30067389
Is that a male giraffe, or is their vagina that high up?

>>30074816
This is a question that needs to be answered , how am I suppose to know if I can fap to it if the question goes unanswered

>>30074828
Exactly. It determines whether it goes into the "Cute, would pet and feed" category or the "Cute, would bang" category.

>>30074835
I think I see vagina ...

>>30075120
Vagina or butthole. The question is which.

Giraffes likely are perfect waifus with how big they are, long necks, BEEG asses, and so on. Plus, imagine having a giraffefu that cranes her neck around to wrap it gently around you whilst she also sucks you off. Doing so with you pressed against her neck and soft thick body, and as she gives you such sultry eyes as she tries to make you gush like a fire hose for her into her muzzle.

>>30075124
vagina.

>>30075124
Your looking at behind the tail , im looking to the middle of her legs near the bottom

>>30075157
That's just her tongue and neck , imagine her ( possible ) horse pussy .
Imagine knowing she would kick and destroy anyone who would make you mad/upset with her strong legs
Imagine taking a ride on her back or making some weird seat for her neck and seeing so high up as her takes you on ride up to like 20 miles per hour .
Shit....

I think I have fallen hard for with species of Waifu...
Maybe even more than the pony ones , and that's even without a personality for the giraffe

>>30075268
Aren't those just the skin sort of wrinkling between her legs?

>>30075293
I thought I saw a hole of some kind, unless I'm that desperate for some giraffe puss puss

>>30075338
Could be. Problem is I don't know what a giraffe vagina looks like, so I can't really tell.
I'm just going with the fact that most animals have their vagina just below their butthole and not actually between their legs.

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>>30075346
Yeah it's under the asshole , just looked it up

Side note : Other Giraffe dreams do come true

>>30075419
That's a super cute giraffe!

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>>30062807

>>30076118
I don't even think that's full grown to be honest

>>30077449
Nor do I.
That doesn't make it any less cute.

Boop

https://youtu.be/qG7i7cozdFk

https://derpibooru.org/1435987