Reasons for Waifu

>>30050741
>good sex and aftercare
And I thought it was a serious thread

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>>30050741
>med student
>sub 4.0 GPA
>only read a few books
sorry anon, you don't have a chance

I can build her the best and most beautiful cuckshed in all of Equestria.

>>30050747
>not cuddling your waifu afterwards in the afterglow
Well I know someone who won't get their waifu

>>30050754
Well I'll have you know that ............
;_;

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Spitfire
I bring absolutely nothing to the table. I'm not athletic but at least I'm not fat. We have relatively matching personalities if that counts.

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I'm miserable, I am an endless well of needing to be cheered up and have my day brightened, there is not a single day she would go feeling worthless, which we all know kills the Pinkie

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>>30050741
>Brony claiming he's good at sex

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>>30050741
easy mode: she's not real so it doesn't matter how reprehensible, lazy or vile you are

>>30050779
You better cheer her up when she's feeling down lad.

>>30050790
Tulpas exist though

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>>30050741
Derps
>I like you a lot, figure at the end of the day if two people like each other enough, then its good like that isnt it?

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I'm not worthy, but i'm heading in that direction, starting on the road to /fit/ and learning a useful trade.
My "Aim for the stars" interpretation is a bit unconventional, but it's a good quick motivator whenever i need one.
I'll settle for being able to look her in the eyes and not feel shame.

>>30050793
Jackie Chan Tulpa already killed them. Now what.

>>30050814
Lots of crying

>>30050805
You're probably the only guy so far who actually has a shot with your waifu. Good luck man.

>>30050741
>rape
That alone speaks 'socially retarded', anon

>>30050814
Lucid dreams

>>30050818
>not knowing about >rape
Newfags lurk please.

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>>30050741

>best suitors
>rape

>>30050822
Starlight Glimmer told me that I can't have a nightmare if I never dream. Now what.

>>30050827
>not raping horse waifu

>>30050827
I assumed that's how he can realistically imagine having Twilight as his waifu. Kidnapping and raping her until she develops a sort of Stockholm Syndrome.

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>Out-of-doors type and love wild camping for weeks at a time
>Enjoy seeking out unusual natural occurrences (caves, canyons, hot springs, etc,)
>Fascinated by animal behaviour and treat them kindly, save for when I am going to eat one, in which case I kill them swiftly and humanely.
>Love weed

There's stuff I need to work on, namely my weight and being antisocial as fuck, but she'd be the best influence for that.

>>30050835
>dude weed lmao
>80's hippy
>a good influence

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I basically drove myself into depression trying to empathize with other people more (and it is incredibly depressing whenever you can't say 'go fuck youself' irl because you try to view the person as an actual person and not some retard who disagrees with you) because I wanted to be on her level
There was also that one piece of text on the official EqG site that had Sunset talking about developing mobile apps so maybe she's a programmer too and we might get along

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>>30050817
I love my silly japanese horse

>>30050835
>the pothead being a good influence
You mean't "under the influence" right?

>>30050838
>being triggered by a fucking leaf

>>30050852
Both, sure.

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I don't like talking about my feelings
Rocks are cool

>>30050888
>>being triggered by a fucking leaf
Kek. Is this what you potheads actually think?

>>30050847
Make her happy anon. I always felt Derpy was like a daughter who I want to see grow up and do nice things.

>>30050889
Starlight just beat you to it.

I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and will probably pump you and dump you.

Choose me if you wish to be filled with regret and self-loathing!

>>30050889
>I have autism and a geology hobby
Fair enough. You'll get along fine with her

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>>30050898
t-they're just friends, right?

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>>30050741
I can do this.

>>30050899
t. dashfag

>>30050767
Spitfire is best waifu. Glad to see a fellow in here

>>30050779
You failed expert mode.

>>30050919
Truly a god among men. You could probably get any and all ponies you want.

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I'm quite well read and I have a vocabulary large enough to make me sound more intelligent than I am.
I have decent general knowledge in most areas of science. I know lots of unnecessary history trivia.
I'm great when it comes to empathizing with others. My friends constantly come to me with their problems as they know I give great advice and I'm able to empathize with them and their issue to help them through it.
I'm currently studying computer science with a focus on video games and app development.
I have a secret obsession with magic and prefer to eat a girl out over anything else when having sex.
I know that Sunset is a very independent and ambitious woman so I'd be more than willing to be a stay at home father if we have kids so she can pursue her career.

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>>30050741
Octo;
>I can play multiple instruments
>I can read and write sheet music
>Can appreciate more instrumental genre's of music such as jazz and classical
>Make my living as a teacher
>Pretty athletic, jog a lot, do a lot of aerobics
>Can do a musical seduction

come on OP, its almost like you don't know what girls want.

>>30050894
>Is this what you potheads actually think?

It's the first thing you jumped on and continue to reply for. Congratulations: you have the mindset of an SJW landwhale confronted with a heterosexual white couple.

>>30050951
>its almost like you don't know what girls want.
I'm a shut-in med student what do you want from me.

>>30050831
>Starlight Glimmer told me that I can't have a nightmare if I never dream. Now what.
She was a coward who didn't want to face her own fears like a damn dog

>>30050954
>the pothead thinks he's the heterosexual white couple in this scenerio

Dash:
>still workout
>used to play multiple sports back in high school for varsity
>can be kind of a dick, but in a playful way
>not looking for just a waifu, but a best friend who we can both tear down our shells with and talk about feels

>>30050946
>I know that Sunset is a very independent and ambitious woman so I'd be more than willing to be a stay at home father if we have kids so she can pursue her career.
do you realize you're just asking for it?

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>>30050959
Its not that hard anon, just have some semblance of interest in a girls hobbies and interests and you pretty much take it from there.

>>30050964
>like a damn dog
My dog died when I was 14. Now what ;_;

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>>30050741
>studied chemistry, have some understanding of science in general
>have tons of books that I haven't read in years but still remember at least some
>highly value friendship
>enjoy talking and listening to people for hours
>always open to more knowledge, love learning new things want to sit through her lectures on magic or any subject really
>my biggest wish is to shower her with affection and express my love to her in any way possible (hopefully without being too autistic about it)

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>ITT educated normies cry 'woe is me'

>>30050972
Asking for what?
A happy wife?

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>>30050985

>>30050997
How does taking care of the kids work in with your shitty cuckshed meme?
Can you not shit up this thread please?

>>30050983
Were you homeschooled or something?

>>30051031
Yes.

>>30051020
I'm not meme'ing, hence why I didn't write le witty joke about it. calm down anon.

>>30050972
>>30050985
>>30050997
I think he means you're asking for her to cheat on you with a real man, hence why the shed now belongs to you.

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>>30051046
>le
>Not meme'ing
Opinion discarded

>>30051081
How does being a stay at home dad mean she's gonna cheat on me?
What is wrong with you guys?

>>30051090
Quit giving them (you)'s, report anything with 'cuckshed' in it since it's obvious spam.

>>30051090
You're going to make her work while you stay at home and fill the role of a wife to push this empowered woman meme. Of course she's going to think you're pathetic and want a real man to fill the gap you've left behind.

>>30051107
I'm not going to force her work you autist. I said that if she wanted to have a career, I'd take care of the kids so she could do that.
Are you the faggot I got into an argument with in the Shim thread about this topic?
She wouldn't think I'm pathetic because I'm encouraging her to pursue her dream. That's what people in a healthy marriage do.
If you keep her from doing what she wants, like getting a career of her own, she is gonna rebel against you and cheat on you. If you try to control her, she will have no respect for you.
If you try to control what your wife does, she will start doing things to feel like she has control back in her life and will cheat on you.
Take your ideologies back to the 1950's to when they were relevant.

>>30051107
Where's Big Red when you need her?

>>30051152
No, fool, she wants you to have control and she will have zero respect for you if you show you don't care enough to keep her on a leash. How short you make that leash can have an impact, but it is needed.

She's gotten it into her head that she needs to feel empowered and equal, so she just wants to rebel to show she can do it like the boys, but in the end she has neither the emotional strength or even the desire to be self-sufficient or independent. So when she looks for that support through this ordeal, she's not going to find the strong hand of a man but a weak-willed bitch that has no problem being treated like a woman and letting her have the total freedom she actually fears.

And no, I don't browse character threads.

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>>30051152
>>30051289
Hi NRDT.

>>30050741
Why? It's not like she'll ever see what I've written here.

>>30051315
Well it's not like she'll ever see you as well so might as well write it here for us to see and judge/validate you.

>>30051301
Kek, it probably is him.I wish that fagfuck would hang himself already.

>>30051152
>>30051289
these are like two golden extremes of autism

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>>30051289
Yeah, sure, whatever.
If that's how you are going to treat your waifu, especially someone with the personality like Sunset, she is gonna end up fucking the mail man or you neighbor across the street or maybe the stay at home dad that gets coffee with her everyday when you go off to work...
Either way, you need to stop thinking every girl wants the same thing in life. Different girls want different things. Some want to be stay at home moms, some want to have a career and if you don't respect her aspirations, she wont respect you and will cheat.
You seem to have a problem with thinking that the worse possible thing will happen. You seem scared. You must fix that and learn to respect women or you will never have a healthy relationship with a woman.
If you're wife walked up to you and said she wanted a career and you told her no, she wont respect you and will either leave you for a real man that respects her or cheat on you so she can feel like she has some control in her life. It's basic psychology.
Not every woman wants you to have control. It depends in the woman. Each one is different. Stop thinking they all want the same thing.

>>30051367
I'd love to be a stay at home father. Sue me. At least I treat my wife with respect and not like a dog.

>>30051289
>Fool
Jim? Is that you?
Can't be. He actually respects women.

>>30051402
I think you need to go out and buy some testosterone supplements you limp-wristed faggot. I will bet my entire life savings that you're a flamboyant gay too

>>30051301
Who's NRDT again? Some trip/writefag or something? I'll probably remember with a little reminder.

>>30051402
>>30051377
>when you reach euphoria-levels of whiteknightery
Jesus

>>30051484
I think you need to go out and meet actual woman rather than sitting in your room watching anime.
I will bey my entire savings that your father beat your mother.

>>30051495
A shitposter who pretends to be a Dashfag and likes to talk about how Dash would be a perfect 1950's housewife who should never leave her house and shouldn't be allowed to talk to other males.

>>30051515
>When you're incapable of talking to woman

>>30051527
Oh shit. Did you ever see the "I need to be extremely dominant sunset shimmer" thread, where everyone proceeded to call him a tryhard faggot.

That OP kept responding with shit like
>Lions don't listen to the opinions of sheep
>All of you are betas, where did all the betas come from

I'd prefer to be in the dominant side of the relationship, but assuming these are the same person, I'd feel bad for any female who would be as unfortunate to marry into that guy

>>30051377
The only reason you think she'd run around behind your back if you're too controlling is because you're too scared to discipline her if she tries. Those 1950s ideals you wrote off? These people are still around and achieve results, unlike your new age college course bullshit that has left you cringing in fear if a woman so much as raises her voice at you. You've given up your power as a man to a child that has no idea how to use it to better herself and instead abuses it to get what she wants because she knows there are no consequences with disempowered men like you cowering about.

If your wife walks up to you and says she wants a career, you don't just say yes or outright refuse, you talk it out with her you dickless twat. Make her question her motives and either talk her out of it or set clear ground rules. Let her get a taste if she so desperately wants to prove herself, but keep her on a leash so she doesn't stray too far. Show her the scary world she wants to step into from a safe distance. When she's had her fill of the shallow end, reel her back in and make her feel like she accomplished something to sate her insecurity, but don't lay the accolades on too thick, let her know there's so much more work involved for her to do even half of what you do. Never let her believe she's capable of standing on the same level as you.

And if at any point she thinks she can handle the big leagues without you holding her hand, where reason and discipline fail and anymore would be a waste of breath, let her loose with all of her self-righteous rage and overconfidence and watch her fail. Stoke her self-destructive behaviors and let her know it's her own inherent behavior that's causing her downfall. Be her support only when her spirit is broken, give her a stern lecture on her impulsive actions and remind her of her place as a co-dependent child that needs your guidance.

Every woman wants the same thing, you need to decondition yourself to believing otherwise.

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>>30051604

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>>30050741
I'm not, but I like her enough to give it a shot and see how things turn out.

>>30050973
>girls
>hobbies and interests

>>30051774
If you pet her cheek enough she'll like you right?

Have we been raided by /r9k/? What is going on ITT?

>>30051535
>when you're an expert at talking to women because you are one

>>30051535
Is anyone ever thought about doxxing him? I'm thinking about it myself.

>>30051949
meant for >>30051527 my mistake

>>30051949
>>30051994
He sounds like a real faggot (regardless of how manly he deludes himself to be), but doxxing him to prove a point is coward shit to do.

>>30051811
Then you better get some otherwise your going to be boring as fuck aren't you ?

>>30052014
It's not just because of that, he's overall a piece of shit.He deserves it.He also ban evades like Barneyfag does.

>>30052044
I'd say the only legitimate reason you have is him ban evading. I personally wouldn't do it, but hey who gives a shit, do whatever you want.

Can someone please tell me who barneyfag is ?

Please be kind, I have autism and haven't been on the board for a while.

>>30052075
The single most autistic creature on this site.

>>30052075
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Barneyfag

>>30052075
Look up a picture of the early Beatles

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>>30051839
>implying a board about escapist fantasies involving perfect women in horse form would be populated by normalfag chads & dudebros

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>>30052100
>>30052102
>>30052142
Fuck, he literally seems like the biggest faggot alive, I kinda love his poetry though.

>>30052167
>muh based barneybro
seriously, hows his cum taste?

>>30050741
>>Rape

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>>30052180
>I literally just find out about him
>Say he seems autistic but his poetry made me laugh because of how retarded it was.
>Get called based
>You got triggered this easily
Whatever you say fagget. Kys

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Friendly reminder that bitches ain't shit.

>>30050741
I got a big pecker

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>>30052222
>big pecker
>quads
TAKE MY FUCKING WAIFU.

>>30052222
Well, someone just won his waifu over.

>>30052222
Pics required

I'm curious, what the anons of this thread think about these two faggots from earlier. Which one was more autistic?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12932099/

>>30052305
You're not more autistic, that's for sure.

You're the most autistic.

>>30052317
Wew lad.

>>30052305
Both were equally the most autistic faggots I've seen for a long time BUT I voted for stay at home anon.

How to derail a thread, starring muh-wife's-career anon and muh-testosterone-anon.