Flutterrape - 9/5/18

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>Fluttershy rape Vietnamese anon
>He backfire on her

>>30046816
Scotch for me.

>You cum deep into Fluttershy's mouth
>She hungrily swallows it all, licking your tip to get every last drop
>That tongue...
>It was something

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>You are Anon
>And you haven't slept for days.
>FOR DAYS!
>Because every time you fall asleep, your dreams are only of pic related.
>You've tried complaining to Purplesmart about it.
>She just laughs.
>"Oh Anon, pegasus ponies can't invade another being's dreams, only Unicorns can do that!"
"So a unicorn is helping her out then!"
>Starlight Glimmer spits up her tea.
>"Um, I'm just going now. Nice meting you, we'll talk someday!"
>Pink unicorn leaves the room like she's got a rocket up her butt.
>"Oh my, what was that all about?" the Princess of Friendship muses.
>But you have already added up two and two, and make plans that Glimmerhorse will explain this to you.
>Oh yes.
>She. Will. Explain.

>>30047433
You're not gonna just let that hang there are you Anon?

>>30047505
Ya, me too

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>>30047433
Oh that purple-former-bitch unicorn. Helping out those who wanna take things without concent.

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>>30047433

>Starlight Glimmer breathes a sigh of relief, figuring she's gotten far enough from the strange, tall alien.
>She turns to look back at the castle, wondering how long it will be before it will be safe to go back there.
>Maybe she had better tell Fluttershy the jig is up?
>Starlight sighs again and turns to go, only to be stopped by a finger gently placed on her nose.
"Boop." pic related
>"Anon!" she gasps in surprise, "I-I-I didn't expect you to-"
"Can it. I know Fluttershy put you up to something."
>Starlight swallows in fear.
"Something involving my dreams?"
>"I was just trying to be a good friend to her..." she says weakly.
"Okay, you're new to the castle, so you may not realize that Fluttershy and I have a sort of history."
>"A good history, I hope?"
"She is obsessed with me and has declared her attention to rape me, and has made multiple attempts to do so, not to mention coming to my house daily in an attempt to guess my fetish."
>It's rather amusing to watch the parade of emotions cross her face as you spell it out for her.
>"Omigosh! I had no idea! I - what can I say? I'm so sorry, she said you would enjoy it..."
"I'm not mad at you. It's not the first time she's co-opted one of her friends into her schemes."
>Starlight sits, her face aghast.
"This one time, she got Pinkie Pie to bring over a huge tub of whipped cream, and... never mind."
>"Well, I'll stop it at once. I really am very sorry."
"If you don't mind, I have a better idea."
>"For what?"
"Well, they say turnabout is fair play."
>"Who's they?"

And I'm off to bed. Shit to do tomorrow, but might continue.

Wrote a lot more than I expected to write last thread. Though it would be a shame to let it all go to waste, so I've popped it in a paste.

https://pastebin.com/N5kB7hst

Thanks to all the Anons that contributed.

>>30048348
Really glad you decided to save those, theyr'e pretty good.

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>>30048348

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>>30049411
>urok.png

>>30048348
Never change Neb.

>>30048214
Hot

Write something.

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>>30052896
Tunnel of butts

>>30052896
Who?

>>30052952
>Don't even have to go past the first one
Sweet.

>>30052896
>>30052952
>Anon has hard time keeping straight face when all the mares are bullshitting him and thinking he is buying it
>He once again gets to writing a letter to Celestia thanking her for sending him to the most sexually desperate town in Equestria
>His payment for it is describing his "adventures" to her
>Every.
>Singe.
>Detail.

>>30052896
>Fluttershy clears her throat.
>You fold your arms and lean against the doorframe, your wandering eyes studying the area around your porch as you wait for the mare to collect herself.
>She wets her lips and coughs into her hoof.
>Your fingers rap along your left arm.
>"Okay..."
>She sucks in a deep breath and studies her paper one more time, then looks you in the eyes.
>"Something."
>The pegasus fixes you with a semi-confident smile.
>Blink a few times.
"I'm sorry?"
>She glances at the paper again, her confidence quickly dwindling.
>"S-something...?"
"Is that... it?"
>"Well yeah?"
"What the hell?"
>She gives a distressed whine.
>"You told me to write something!"
>She shows you the paper.
>"I even wrote it in cursive!"
>Glance at the paper.
>She ac--
>...
>You narrow your eyes.
"Hang on, we've done this before."
>"Huh?"
"Three years ago. We did this exact same thing, it was the only time I let you in, remember?"
>Fluttershy frowns and looks off to one side, lost in thought.
>"Oh... oh!"
>A smile works its way across her face.
>"I remember that! Oh wow, has it really been that long?"
"Hah, yeah I guess it has."
>She hums happily.
>"So um, what do you say you let me in again, for old times sake?"
>The mare bats her eyelids playfully.
>You chuckle and shake your head.
"I said it was a one-time thing, Fluttershy."
>"But we've been doing this for so long! Throw me a boner here, Anon!"
"...Was that really a play on the term 'throw me a bone'."
>"Did you like it?"
"It was lazy."
>"...But did you like it?"
"..."
>"Are bad puns your fetish?"
"..."
>"Can I come in now?"
"..."
>You step aside.
>"Woo hoo!"

>>30052896

something

>>30053025
Unf.
>Write something is my fetish

>>30053025
Bad puns are my fetish too.

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Shy mares who want to know my fetish are my fetish.

Anon get's his face raped by every pony EXCEPT the hero of this thread...

https://derpibooru.org/1432217

What gives?

>>30053655
They don't call her cuz she'd ruin it for everyone.

>>30053675
They would hog him away from the rest.

>>30053025
This seems vaguely familiar.

>>30053025
It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside when Fluttershy wins some. I like this feeling. Please give me more.

>>30055157
>"Hi Anon."
"Hi."
>"Wanna fuck?"
"Eh, got nothing better to do."

>Fluttershy frowns at the ceiling.
>You glance at her, your arms behind your head as you both lie in your thoroughly dishevelled bed.
"What's up?"
>She lets out a long breath and regards you thoughtfully.
>"I just thought it would be... better."
"Hey fuck you I did grea--"
>"No no no, I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it."
>She giggles, her eyes lighting up.
>"I mean, -wow-, the sex was amazing! But I mean, I just thought it would be -better-."
"I'm... not following you."
>She shrugs.
>"How long have we been doing this now?"
"The sex? Like an hour or someth--"
>"No, dummy, -this-."
>She motions between the two of you with a hoof.
>"Us. This cat and mousey thing."
"Mousey."
>"Mouse, whatever."
"Like a year?"
>"That long already? Wow, but yeah I've been chasing you for so long and then you just sorta... gave up?"
"Well I mean it's been a slow day and Rarity's not been putting out lately."
>"Rarity?"
"Oh sure, she and I are friends-with-benefits."
>"Oh. I see. Excuse me."

>>30055251
>Fluttershy reveals a notepad and pencil from seemingly nowhere.
>It's full of crossed off names.
>She scribbles 'Rarity' at the bottom of them, then hides the notepad again.
>"Sorry-- but really? Rarity?"
"Been going on for about 4 months, I think."
>"Oh."
>The notepad returns.
>She circles 'Rarity' several times.
>You watch her put it back with vague concern.
"So anyway what's your point with all this?"
>"I don't know."
>She huffs.
>"I suppose I just got used to the thrill of the chase."
"Yeah?"
>"Yeah. Now that I have you, I don't feel as invested."
>You ponder for a second.
"...Want me to throw you out the window and scream at you to never come near my house again?"
>She smiles warmly at you.
>"I'd like that."

>She hits the ground like a sack of spuds.
"DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR MY FUCKING HOUSE EVER AGAIN."
>"I-I'll be back! And I'll get you next time!"
"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!"
>She gives you a small wave and flies off into the distance.
>You offer a timid wave back as she goes.
>Smile to yourself.
>She's alright, that Fluttershy.

>Rarity is found dead three days later from multiple stab wounds.
>The killer is never found.

>>30055251
Thank you for noticing me, senpai.

>tfw Flutterbutter was a backup fuck.
Ouch. Hurt me more please.

>>30055258
Oh nooooooooooooo

My waifu!

RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!

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Yeeeah, work that grill baby

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>>30048214

>Fluttershy circles your house, peering in all the windows.
>That's really odd, Anon, doesn't seem to be at home.
>He's always home it this hour.
>And she worked so hard at preparing this fetish guess too.
>With a sigh, Fluttershy tells the clowns they can go home, takes the costumes off the animals she'd brought with her, and puts the frogs back in the pond she'd gotten them from.
>All that rehearsal, wasted.
>Sunset drenches the sky above in glorious shades of red and orange.
>Oh well, at least it won't be a total waste.
>She still has her arrangement with Starlight, after all.
>Time to head off to bed, and dream a lovely dream with Anon.
>Since he refuses to give in to her in real life, he can at least be hers in dreams.
>Fluttershy is yawning by the time she reaches her cottage.
>Pausing only to feed her animals, she showers and gets ready for bed.
>Hard day's work, after all.
>Wasted.
>With a contented sigh, Fluttershy lifts the covers on her bed and nestles herself within, cuddling a plush bunny.
>Angel Bunny refuses to be cuddled in bed.
>She kisses the stuffed toy, longingly and sensually.
>"Nighty night Anon, see you in a few moments my love."
>She puts out her bedside light nestles beneath the covers with a few cute squeaks, closes her eyes, and soon peacefully drifts off into blissful slumber.
>She completely misses seeing Anon and Starlight Glimmer watching her though the window of her cottage.
>It's go time.

>>30056483

Binning it, so I expect there will be more.
https://pastebin.com/Nc6Fivi2

>>30056483
I almost feel bad for her here.

>>30047091
why is she peeing on herself?

>>30057642
When she was younger she suffered a great deal of trauma at the hands of a local filly fiddler.

By that I don't mean paedophile, I mean a young filly who was a fuckin' legend on the fiddle.

She dropped notes so hard it broke Fluttershy's mind, so now whenever she hears "Flutter" or any variation of it she instantly wets herself.

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>>30056483

>"Okay Anon, she's asleep. Now what?" Starlight nervously asks you.
"Simple. We turn the tables and give her a dose of her own medicine."
>Starlight frowns.
>"It doesn't seem as though you're being a very good friend. Have you at least tried talking to her?"
"Yep, tried it. She kept steering the conversation to my genitals."
>"Did you try writing her a letter?"
"Tried it. Her reply would have made the editors of PlayPony blush."
>"Have you tried-"
"Yes! Tried it. Tried them all. Had this exact same conversation with Twilight four months ago, only she wasn't helping Fluttershy dream-rape me. You owe me."
>"You're not going to hurt her, are you Anon? I mean, what exactly do you want from her?"
"I want her to stop trying to guess my fetish, rape, and/or molest me. That's all. Nothing else."
>Starlight appears to think this over.
"Will you help me?"
>"Okay Anon, I'll help you. But if it looks like it's going wrong, I'm pulling you out, mission accomplished or not."
"I would ask nothing more or less of you. Now, what do I do?"
>"Um, lie down and get as comfortable as you can."
>Fluttershy's cottage has no shortage of soft foliage, and you quickly find a comfy position.
"Now what?"
>"Take deep breaths and relax. It's just like lucid dreaming, except you're going to be entering her dreams."
"Gotcha."
>You're kinda sleep-deprived (thanks Fluttershy) so you start to doze off very quickly,
>Just before your eyes closed you see Starlight's horn glow, and feel the hum of her magic.
>Then everything goes black.

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KEK

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>>30047091
Good to know you're not spoonfeeding how to greentext anymore

>>30057851
Since the mods changed the board in an attempt to suppress writefagging, that spoon is broken anyhow.

>>30057936
Can I get a source on that?

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>>30057970
THE FUCKING SYSTEM THINKS YOU'RE A ROBOT MOST OF THE TIME AND IF YOU TRY TO DUMP GREEN REPLYING TO YOUR POSTS, IT GIVES A CONNECTION ERROR
SO YOU HAVE TO DUMP IN UNCONNECTED 'POST A REPLY' TABS

FUCKING JAPMOOT IS FUCKING SHIT UP AS USUAL FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30057773

>You sit up in the middle of a gloriously beautiful clearing, the scent of flowers on the air and sunshine warming your face.
>A brook babbles peacefully somewhere nearby.
>All in all, a pleasant, pastoral setting.
/Where am I?/
>You think back over the last thing you remember.
/So this is what Fluttershy dreams about?/
>Speak of the devil, her melodic, happy humming reaches your ears.
>Sounds like she's just on the other side of that tree.
>A grin spreads across your face.
>Payback time.
>You walk over, and there she is, wearing a sun hat and nothing else.
>That's actually pretty standard for ponies, though.
>She hums happily to herself as she sets out a picnic lunch for two.
>"Oh Anon, oh Anon, soon I'll make you mine..." she sings to herself.
"Hi."
>"Eep!" She jumps, dropping a bowl of potato salad.
>"Oh, eager to get started today, are you?"
"Now that you mention it, I am kinda hungry."
>So saying, you pick up the potato salad and scarf the whole thing down in a few gulps.
>"Ooooh, someone has an appetite!"
>You pat your belly and belch, then grab a fistful of cake from a stand and smear it all over your face, licking frosting off your fingers.
>Fluttershy seems momentarily taken aback, but reverts quickly to form.
>"And after lunch, I thought we could find another use for the blanket," she adds, leering suggestively.
>You immediately shove all the picnic paraphernalia into the grass.
"Ya know, I can think of a great use for that blanket right now."
>Fluttershy squeals in joy and flops over onto the blanket, spreading her legs.
>"Be gentle with me!"
"Sure."
>You grab the corners of the blanket and hoist Fluttershy up, closing it like a big garbage bag.
>"Um, Anon, this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
"Oh really? What did you have in mind?"
>You start walking.
>"A-anon, where are you taking me?"
"Somewhere else."
>She starts sounding a little panicky.

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>>30058122

>"Anon, this-um-isn't really funny."
"Yeah, and it wasn't funny when you got Harry the Bear to do it to me three weeks ago."
>"W-w-well how was I supposed to know that being tied up in a sack isn't your fetish?"
"You could have asked."
>"But you get mad when I ask you your fetish!"
>You keep walking.
>"A-a-anon, this i-i-isn't really m-my fetish either. I'm getting claustrophobic!"
>You whistle a merry tune.
>"Anon, I-i'm sorry, b-b-but I really must insist that you p-p-put me down this instant! If that's okay..."
"Okay."
>SPLASH!
>Yep. Right in the pastoral babbling brook.
/Let's see, what else can I do to this bitch?/
/IDEA!/
>Fluttershy struggles out of the wet picnic blanket and looks around.
>It's not day anymore, it's night.
>And she's in a very familiar setting, namely just outside your cottage.
>Which from all appearances, has been abandoned for half a century or more.
>No lights show in the broken windows, and the paint is peeling from the sagging clapboards.
>You are nowhere to be seen.
>"H-h-how did I get..."
>Fluttershy gulps in cold fear.
>"Anon? Are you home?"
>Thinking of shelter on a dark, moonless night, she carefully tip-toes up the creaking steps to your front door.
>One of the boards breaks under her weight, causing her to "Eep!" again.
/That's actually kinda cute./
>"Anon?"
>Tentatively, she reaches out a hoof to knock.
>Before she touches your door, however, it rattles in its frame under the echoing thud of something massive within.
"Knock-knock-knock!"
>Your sonorous, ghastly voice, intones, in time with the heavy impacts.
>Fluttershy stables backwards off the porch.
>The noise is repeated.
"Knock-knock-knock! That's how I know you're there, every. Single. DAY!!!"
>Fluttershy eeps in fear again and retreats further from the door.
"KNOCK!! KNOCK!! KNOCK!!!!"
>On the final knock, your front door explodes and out you stumble, looking like a refugee from the set of "The Walking Dead".
"Every! Single! DAY!!!"

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>>30058248

>Fluttershy retreats, cautiously.
>"Anon, m-m-my l-love! W-w-w-whatever has happened to you?"
>She continues to back away as you follow her around the garden.
"NEVER KNOWING a day's PEACE from your incessant advances, your CLUMSY groping, YOUR innuendos!"
>She seems to tap into a reservoir of courage somewhere and stand her ground.
>"Anon, I'm sure that if you just relax and let me take care of you, then whatever's happened to you can be-"
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?"
>You scream as you undo the belt on your trousers.
>"You m-mean you finally underst-"
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!!"
>You haul down your trousers and a fully-grown Tatzlwurm flops out onto the ground, less than a foot away from Fluttershy's nose, and roars deafeningly at her.
"YOU WANT THE HOT MONKEY DICK???"
>Her nerve breaks, and she screams and flees, crying.
/Oh no you don't. We ain't done by a long shot! I'm about to get medieval on your ass./
>Concentrating, you swell inside until the tatzlwurm no longer seems too large to be your dick.
>You spot the yellow shape running over the ground away from you, and set off in pursuit, in the manner of the giant you now are.
>STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
"LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!"
>Yeah, you know why you're singing that.
"FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN!"
>Fluttershy risks a glance over her shoulder and, seeing you following her, redoubles her speed, crying.
"Now you know how it feels being on the receiving end of unwanted sexual attention!"
>"I'm SORRY!" You hear her scream as she continues to flee.
/Welp, I can see I've made my point./
>And with that, you will yourself to wake up.
>As you do, you feel strangely aroused for some reason.
>Opening your eyes, you see Starlight Glimmer, her horn glowing, riding your cock like a rodeo star.
>"Oh yeah! That's what you wanted, isn't it? You know you wanted me! I can see what she sees in y-"
>She suddenly freezes, noticing that you're awake.
>You glare at her.
>"Umm, this isn't what it looks like..."

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>>30058381

>You continue to glare at her.
>"This, um, actually helps the spell, and I-"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!"
>In a sudden access of strength, you lift her up off of yourself and fling her into the stream that runs by Fluttershy's cottage with an almighty splash.
>There is a sudden crash from within Fluttershy's cottage, and the window above you bangs open, admitting Fluttershy's head as she peers into the gloom and quickly spots you.
>She bursts into tears.
>"Oh, ANON! I had the scariest dream!"
>She flies out of there window and lands in your lap, and proceeds to smother your face with kisses.
>Kissing quickly gives way to licking.
>"I dreamed that you didn't want me anymore!"
>She suddenly notices your erection, still slick with Starlight's juices, and squeals happily.
>"Oh, and I see you're all ready for me!"
>Without any further preamble, she lifts herself up and impales herself on you, gasping with delight as she takes you all the way to the hilt.
>"Oh, it's even better than I ever dreamed it would be!"
>She resumes licking your face as she slams her sopping wet sex repeatedly over your twitching member.
>This could not have gone any more badly if it had been planned that way.
/Goddammit Glimmer, one way or another, I will get even with you for this./
>You mentally add Starlight Glimmer to "Anon's Revenge List",

pic very much related

>>30058429

And... binned. https://pastebin.com/Nc6Fivi2

>>30058429
Man I never would've expected that ending.

>>30056483
It has been a while since I felt bad for her.

>>30058429
Now I don't. Ending was okay, still an amusing story.

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>>30058037
I REALLY LIKE YOUR ONE SHOTS IN THE HERD THREAD

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>>30058037

>>30058037
Really enjoy life in the herd, kinda surprised to see you here.

>>30057835
Hah, I made that.
Completely forgot about it and lost all my shit months ago, thanks for posting it.

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>>30058429

Kinda wish I'd spotted this art earlier though. It's a lot cuter.

Now I am imagining a shy yellow gorilla with pink hair and wings: a Flutter Ape.

...I'll show myself out now.

>>30058429
Suddenly I want to see starlight glimmer rape anon. Why?

>SHE JUST FOUND ANON'S POWERFUL STAMINA

>>30059303
>>30059654
Thanks guys! Actually, I started out here in Flutterrape. Just not always as "Leaf". I used to be like ol'd Neb and do all my posting as Anon.

>>30059380
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A FUCKING LEAF

>>30060202
I found it going through the archive. There's a lot of good shit in there I want to go back and collect from this general. You guys should check it out.

>>30058429
Nice work, I can imagine nothing more horrifying than waking up one day and finding out my dick is a tatzlwurm. Keep it up.

>>30060293
The more I think about it, the more I don't think anyone's ever actually written that. Surprising, since people namely: me used to mistakenly refer to the thread as "Flutterape" all the time back in the day.

>>30060415
>I used to be like ol'd Neb and do all my posting as Anon.
Ha, yeah, I remember when I used to have dignity.

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>>30060415
This is not a leaf from Canada anon.

>>30061117
I think there are two stories about Flutterape actually, but I can't remember the pastebin, I'll link it if I find them though.

Trump

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>>30061935

>>30061935
>>30062199
I don't like trump.

>>30061935
>>30062199
Cease and desist shilling.
Return to /pol/ from whence thou comest.

I found those two Flutterape stories.
https://pastebin.com/keCTASWh
https://pastebin.com/1ZMsHjqp

>>30062781
Ooooo

>>30053025
>Anon asks the general populace to write something
>Nebulus steps up and writes something
>Fluttershy is the one who writes something in the story
Nebulus is Fluttershy confirmed, I solved the mystery boys

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>>30063177
FUCK.

>>30063177
Dubs confirm, Neb is the true rapehorse.

I want to cum inside Nebulus.

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Can I have a green where Fluttershy tries to impress Anon with fun facts?
Pic related. I made that edit myself

>>30064127
>day Trivial Pursuit in Technicolor Tiny Horse Land
>Buttersqueak is following you around
>"Did you know male ostriches can roar like manticores? Did you? Huh?"
>"Did you know that snakes can't blink?"
>you stare at her for a long, long time
>"...so, is animal trivia your fetish, Anonymous?"
"No."
>you punt her out the window
>she disappears into the distance in a twinkle of light
>you can hear her say, diminuendo as she recedes into the distance
>"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!"
>fucking Fluttershy

>>30064578
spotted the music major

>>30064578
>snakes can't blink
I didn't know that.

>>30058532
Neither did I, it just sort of happened. Glimmer takes advantage while Anon is zonked, to find out what Flutters sees in him anyhow.

>>30058642
As long as you feel something. I probably would have written more, but I was starting to crash, and just said "fuck it, end the thing".

>>30060412
Because that's the theme of this thread, my friend.

>>30061117
Heh... tatzldick. Anon was trying to mess with Flutters in her dreams, but obviously isn't very good at it. Who knows, maybe he'll try again. If he can talk Starlight out of trying to rape him again.

>>30064578
I learned something so I'd say it's a productive green.

>>30066923

"Fluttershy, girls who smoke are definitely NOT my fetish."
>Seriously, my first girlfriend smoked.
>It was like kissing an ashtray.
>Never again.
>My last girlfriend was a drunk.
>Never again that shit too.
>Lead me not unto temptation.
>I can find that by myself.
>So fuck dating now.
>I'm all for hanging out, but seriously, FUCK DATING.
>Dating is a process of acting phony until you can fool someone into loving you for who you really are.
>Sorry about the blog.
(/rant)

>>30065099
He didn't write...

>>30062781
Neither of these stories contained a Flutter Ape.

The search continues.

>>30067215
Coulda sworn they were about that, but it'd been awhile, guess you were right about there not being any.

>Yep, it's you in Equestrian again.
>And you know what's gonna happen, right?
>Knock-knock-knock...
>Uh-huh. Right on cue.
>Setting down your coffee, you schlep on over to your front door to see what the fetish guess of the day is.
>You open the door, and lo and behold, there is Fluttershy.
>Of course.
>At least, you expect it's her.
>It's hard to tell, because she's wearing a gorilla suit.
>So you're basically looking at a pony-sized gorilla with flowing pink tresses and a matching tail.
>This shit's all kinds of messed up.
>"Um, ooga-booga?"
"The fuck is this even supposed to be?"
>"Oh, well-um, I thought you might be more attracted to me if I looked closer to your species."
>She turns in place and wiggles her butt at you.
>"Is it working?"
"Not really. In fact, it seems kinda racist."
>Fluttershy is, as usual, crestfallen.
>"Oh."
"Where in Ponyville did you even find a gorilla suit anyhow?"
>"Oh, I mail-ordered it. I actually asked for a human suit, but they didn't know what a human was. This is the closest thing they had."
>An awkward silence descends between you.
>"So...ummm..."
"I'm gonna go finish my breakfast now."
>"Oh, alright. Same time tomorrow then?"
>You sigh.
"If you must."
>"A-alright. See you then!"
>You slam the door and bolt it.
>This shit is just going on too long now if that's the best guess she can some up with on a Friday.
Somebody draw Fluttershy wearing a gorilla suit.

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>>30067279
>he doesn't break down crying about Harambe
>Nor does he whip out his dick in memory of Harambe and Fluttershy collaspes in pleasure when Anon's dick boops her nose accidently.

Missed opportunities.
Yes I know Harambe memes are getting old, shut up and let me have this

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>>30067334

Write your own if you insist on including Harambe. I never cared much for the memes.

>>30067375
It was funny green though.

Gump

>>30057671
Ha

>>30067334
I'm pretty sure Priest has what you're looking for on fimfic.

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4CC is streaming live right now for those interested. /mlp/'s match is coming up soon.

Lump

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>>30063220
Is this your fetish, Nebulus?

>>30072482

Tiny Apples
In my wine
Makes me happy
Makes me feel fine

Bamp

>>30072482
>Applejack rape anon
>Anon's penis inside applejack
>You can still see anon's penis inside her belly

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>>30073317

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Ponk

>>30074636
That looks like it'd hurt.

>>30075132
It would hurt anyone but Panko, who is a toon and indestructible.

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>>30072482
No, this is.

So, how you fags feel now that the new episode confirmed that herds are canon?

>bubier horse gets three mares

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>>30076479
That is one big shy horse.

>>30076670
Just means someone needs to write a green on herd rape.

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>>30076672

HOLY SHIT IT CANON!!!!

>>30078074
What? Fluttershy as a rapist of monkeys?
We already knew this.

>>30078261
NO ANON! HERD ANON! THEY ARE FUCKING CANON!

THAT MEAN MORE FUCKING MARE RAPE!

>>30078298
Then you should write it.

>>30076670
>>30078074
>>30078298

>Herds
>Canon

>Implying it wasn't the tired old gaggle-of-girls-chasing-a-guy that's been seen in every form of media since the fucking fourteen hundreds.

Anon stop you're out aspergers-ing the entire board.

>>30079378
I wish your wish had been something realistic. But hey, can’t win em all.

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>>30077361

Bamp

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>>30076479
>>30076672
>>30077361
>>30079767

>"And I will love you and hug you and pet you and squeeze you, and I will call you George."

>>30081915
Okay okay, hear me out with this.

>Horse clitorus wrestling
Anon is about the size of it, and he could easily grapple with it as it pops back in and out of the massive horsepussy.
That kind of makes my wiener hard.

>>30082084
That is certainly unique.

>>30083139
So what I just called her a bad pony without the fisting...?

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>>30082561
So... you didn't say no...
Is it safe to assume it's your fetish, Anon?

>>30081603
Nice one!

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>>30084165
N-no it's definitely not.

where's the fleetfoot rape story at?

>>30085641
We have one of those?

>>30085641
https://pastebin.com/aiLRJ9GQ

>>30087008
From Brownee, yeah.
Unless someone else did one recently, but he's the only one I've seen do her.
Or a Wonderbolt in general even.

>>30085641
>"Anonymous, I have arrived."
>You close your pocket watch and run your thumb along its embossed golden face.
"Very well."
>Pivoting on your perfectly polished leather shoe, you face your visitor with a graceful, sophisticated posture.
>The mare before you meets your eyes with her own, steely expression.
>Her demeanour carries a certain confidence that few ponies possess.
>Suffice to say, you like her already.
"Speak; my time is seldom wasted."
>"I am Fleetfoot, wonderbolt and serial rapist."
>You cock an eyebrow at her.
"A serial rapist? That is troubling. One would assume that such confessions are best kept concealed?"
>She takes a measured step forward, her eyes still locked onto yours.
>"That is ordinarily the case, however the circumstances that be have taken me down a more desperate path."
"And what circumstances are those?"
>"I have entered my cycle, and desire a mate."
>You gesture a hand towards one of the windows lining your study.
"There are many potential mates outside this very building, a mare of your prestige shall not meet much disappointment should you choose to take your pick."
>"Alas, they do not reach my standards, which are very tall."
"Do you not mean 'high'?"
>"I do, and I do not. My standards are high in quality, but tall in nature, which is precisely what I consider you to be, sir."
"I am indeed tall, and I do indeed keep myself to a high standard."
>You rub your bearded chin with a hand, fingers gently caressing the well-trimmed bristles.
"It seems we are at an impasse; you desire a mate, and I desire peace and tranquillity whilst I peruse my many pornographic reading materials."
>You gesture to a nearby fireplace.
>Before it, a high-backed armchair rests beside a small stand, upon which are a dozen neatly stacked lewd magazines of ill repute.
>Fleetfoot nods in understanding.
>"An unfortunate predicament, to be sure, but it must be done."
>She marches towards you, her wings unfurling as she comes.

>>30088823
>You set your pocket watch in your breast pocket and sigh.
"So shall it be, adversary."
>She places a hoof against your leg and strokes up once.
>"Do you approve of my touch without consent?"
"It is a sordid display, cease immediately."
>She strokes down.
>"Yet again I make contact."
"Yet again I must protest; relent these perverse actions."
>She rises from the ground, her wings fluttering gently.
>Once eye-level with you, she plants a determined, loveless kiss on your lips.
>Neither of you move a muscle as the two of you experience your respective lips making contact.
>She pulls back, still looking at you with resolute conviction.
>"Delectable."
"Abhorrent."
>"Now the main event shall transpire, dare I ask: will you be resisting?"
"To do so would be uncivilised and beneath me. No, I shall accept this fate with a stiff upper-lip and be done with it. My only request is that you carry out your whorish objectives with utmost haste, I would insist that you leave within twenty minutes, as I have a meeting with a delegate from the Walrus Empire on my agenda."
>"I understand, and will respect your wishes. Let it begin."

>And so it occurs.
>And there is a great deal of sweat.
>And a great deal of moaning, though said moaning is kept to a responsible volume so as not to attract any undue attention from eavesdropping maids or gardeners.

>"It is done, and with five minutes to spare before your delegate arrives."
"A tiresome and reprehensible quest, though one I am glad to see through. Be gone from this place, Fleetfoot, I shall have nothing more to do with you."
>"Very well. I am to return annually henceforth."
"May I ask that you do not?"
>"You may, but that is not a promise I can keep in good conscience, I'm afraid."
"Damnable knave."
>"Now now, such language is uncalled for."
>She turns to leave.
>"Farewell, Anonymous, may the rest of your day be thoroughly unmolested."
>With that, she leaves.

Curse that Fleetfoot, with all her raping and such-what.

>>30088835
That is easily the most genteel and classy rape scene ever composed.

>In the morning you look warily into the bathroom from the hall
>Maybe it will be safe today; she didn’t show up in your bedroom last night, just before bedtime, to bother you like she usually does
>You slowly approach the sink, which you notice is bone dry from months without use
>Lifting your lips up in the dusty mirror, you take a look at your putrid yellow-stained teeth
>You really do need to brush them; and the coast seems clear
>For a while you test the silence, and you judge soon after that it is not foreboding
>A cool, refreshing feeling of safety washes over you
>You open your bathroom cabinet and reach for your toothbrush
>It isn’t there
>“You need to brush your teeth,” says a girl’s voice
>The tone is gentle, like a reminder, but it sends a chill up your spine and quickens the pace of your heart
>You look all around in the bathroom, but can’t find where she’s hiding
>“Brush your teeth,” she says again
>This time you listen for where the sound comes from and your eyes fall upon the cabinet under the sink
>Just then the door opens and a full grown mare tumbles out onto the floor
>Not missing a beat, she looks up at you from under her navy blue and white mane and says:
>“Brush your teeth.”
>You look dully down at Colgate
And just how long where you under there waiting for me?
>“Not important,” she says, as she picks herself up and eagerly works her stiff limbs
>“What is important is that you brush your teeth.”
No, you say defiantly. No, I don’t think I will anymore.
>Her look turns firmer, like it always does after the first couple times after she tells you to brush
>“Brush your teeth,” she says, more sternly than before
You don’t scare me, Colgate. You can’t keep telling me to brush my teeth forever.
>“We’ll see.”
And you might as well know that I can’t even brush my teeth today.
>“Why not?”
Can’t find my toothbrush.
>She looks over her shoulder at your toothbrush-less cabinet

>>30089820
>Then she stands there for a while, thinking, humming and making other pondering noises to herself, and irritating you with her presence
>She looks up at your frowning face briefly
>“You know, you could floss while I come up with a solution.”
I will throw you out my window, horse. I swear to God I will.
>Then, a look of realization slowly bubbles up to her surface
>“I remember,” she says happily to you
>Before you can ask her to explain she bends forward a bit, illumines her horn, raises her tail slightly
>And then, reaching between her legs, she pulls out from somewhere underneath her a red toothbrush, your toothbrush
>She gives it to you, a satisfied look on her face
>It’s slimy in your hand, and it gleams under the light
>With your lips tightening, you raise your eyes up to her pleased smile
>“It was in my vagina,” she explains
>You sniff lightly, and then recoil
>“Now you can brush your—”
>Seconds later a crash is heard, and a blue unicorn is seen flailing her limbs in the air as she falls down to the street below from two stories up

>Days later, you’re walking down the busy Main Street when you spot Colgate coming your way
God help me, you mutter to yourself.
>“Hi,” she says
>Look down at her surprised; she hasn’t said hello to you in a long time
Hey, Colgate.
>She smiles up that perfect-looking smile at you and then starts walking with you
>You know she’s just being this well behaved because other ponies are around, but it’s still nice to have her act normal for a change
>“Did you brush this morning?”
No. I don’t have a new toothbrush yet. Why do you care so much as to whether I brush my teeth or not?
>“Because you have to take care of your teeth, of course.”
>You were sure that she actually cared for your well-being at that moment
>Then, of course, she ruined it
>“You’re the big fancy human man,” she says, rubbing up against you.

>>30089852
>“Look at you, getting all dressed up every day, walking erect, shaving and grooming those special private hairs that grow on your smooth, sensuous skin.”
>Ponies are starting to stare
>“And then there’s me,” she says, pulling away from you
>Her face screws to an expression of disgust
>“I’m just the dirty animal that loves you, the dirt-walking furry animal that can somehow manage to brush its teeth with its feeble, little inferior hoovsies.”
>She goes on in this vein for a while, her voice rising up to uncomfortable indiscreet volumes as she does
>Ponies are really looking at you two now
You’re not an animal, Colgate. Stop acting silly now . . . Please stop.
>Colgate looks up at you
>“You think I’m not an animal.”
Yes, you say, happy to see she’s done. Yes, Colgate, you definitely aren’t an animal. Really, you aren’t.
>“Oh,” she says slowly
>Then, with shimmering eyes, she begins to sniffle and sob, and she buries her face into the crook of her arm to cry quietly
Oh no, Colgate. Shit. What did I do?
>She tries to answer but her voice makes her talk sound like babbling
>So you just stand next to her awkwardly, unsure of what to do as she collapses onto the ground in a heap of shame
>Now all the ponies around are actively avoiding looking at you, which is somehow worse than the stares you were getting earlier
Look, stop crying, for God’s sake. I’ll brush my fucking teeth if you’ll just stop crying. I’ll brush every goddamn day. I mean it.
>More babbling comes from her
>You lean in closer to hear her better; she looks sadly up at you
>“I said,” she repeats for you, “that I want you to use the one that was in my vagina.”
>You make an effort of blinking as she sniffles a bit more, waiting for your response
No.
>“Why not?”
Because it’s gross, and because I burned it, actually.
>She starts crying again, very hard

>>30089864
>Then she starts rolling around on the ground, shouting “He won’t fuck his mouth with my brush!” and “He hates my horse vagina!”
>Well, the best thing that you could do—and this conviction was felt strongly in your heart—was to just run away until you couldn’t hear her screaming about her vagina anymore

>And then, after much time has passed . . .
>“Yeah, these teeth are beyond saving.”
>The Canterlot dentist finishes examining your mouth
>Your options are grim; either you can have your teeth extracted, or live the rest of your life in pain as they slowly fall out
>Eventually your teeth are extracted and you’re fitted with a complete set of dentures
>At first it was fun to pull them out for anyone that asked you to, but that was a novelty that soon wore off
>Mostly, you just miss your teeth
>You have to learn how to care for your dentures
>You buy some cleanser
>Then, just as you were about to put your dentures in the cup of cleanser . . .
>“Brush your teeth.”
Shit!
>You dump the cleanser in the sink
>“Brush your teeth.”
Goddammit. That’s not fucking fair. I don’t even have teeth anymore thanks to you.
>“Oh . . . Well, I meant to say, Clean your dentures.”
You’re not even alive anymore. You’ve been dead for years now.
“I don’t care. Now clean your dentures.”
Well I do. So why are you still in my head whenever I’m near any dental products?
>“I was around you for so long that I’ve been etched into the patterns of your mind. I’m rooted in your consciousness, and I’ll be there as long as your mind is pristine.”
My God . . .
>“. . . So, yeah, you should really clean your dentures.”
>You look at your dentures again
They really are very dirty.
>“When was the last time you cleaned them?”
Uh, never. Or else I would’ve heard you.
>“Oh yeah.”
You know, I only bought the cleanser because they were starting to smell.
>“That’s not good. You could infect your gums with dirty dentures.”

>>30089893
I know. And my God are they expensive to replace, too.
>“They really are a pain.”
> . . .
>“Clean your dentures.”
Fine.
>You set about filling another up with cleanser
>“And maybe you can rub your dick on them during?”
>Fucking Hallucination Colgate

It’s funny to think that years from now, when this general is gone and I’ll be much older, I’ll still randomly think up ideas for FR one shots

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>>30089908
>when this general is gone

>He thinks we can truly die

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>>30085641
>>30088088
Well fuck, I'm glad that story still has love. Even if I did make a mistake and accidentally give her an upside down vagina, and for some reason still haven't fixed it.

She's like my second or third favourite pone, imma do something else with her...

>>30089908

>implying Dentist Horse isn't the kinkiest of them all
>implying you might not be into smol horse but you couldn't possibly not enjoy it with her

http://ask-doctorcolgate.tumblr.com/post/14041261337/if-i-wasnt-a-furry-before-i-certainly-am-now

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Is it safe?

>>30090999
No this thread is never safe.

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>>30091032


Good I like it that way.

>It's a cold day in Equestria
>You sit outside carving another spear, you then shove it in the ground.
>You look out in the distance with a thousand yard stare.
>You then look to your home, now an armored fort.
>Shaking your head laughing.
"This is crazy."
>You get another stick and begin carving another spear.
>Night was coming.
>And you knew you had no time to waste.
>It would be game time soon.
"Better go put the grits on."
>You head inside and lock up as the sun sets.
>You drag your big black pot to the stove and put the grits on.
>You peer out the window to see what's going on.
>In the distance you see the glow of little orange lights, them being torches.
"Startin early this evening."
>You head down to the cellar and grab your bow and special crafted arrows.
>You let the grits continue to boil as you head upstairs to the roof.
>You perched yourself and waited, watching the sun make it's final moments.
"Hello Darkness my old friend..."
>You draw an arrow from your bow, a bola arrow to catch quick runners an-
>Oh wait. You don't know what the hell is about to happen do you?
>Well it's simple really.
>One human vs a hundred pastel ponies.
>Here's the jist of it.
>Ponies take a liking to exotic human creature, human can't be with everyone.
>Ponies fight each over human to the point of blood spill.
>Celestia passes a law, that during night time first to Tag Anon on this very Day will have him for a whole month to do as they please.
>You assumed that wouldn't be so bad.
>You asummed, but you know what they say about assuming.
>Then next thing you know, your in someones cum dungeon like a fucking POW in Vietnam.
>You could go into horrible detail of how you suffered through the rapes, the riducal and slavery.
>No more.
>Now you take arms to defend yourself.
>The ponies have until next dawn after this night to Tag you.

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>>30057835

The only one I miss is JChallo.

>>30091073

>But you've been practicing for this night, granted there were follys and you were captured.
>But this night you felt ready.
>Now back to the story.
>You sit on your roof, bow drawn with Arrow.
>You notice some pony rushing for you.
>A slow runner, you withdraw the arrow and let one of your traps take him, snared in a bear trap made from sticks.
>Another pony, a unicorn trying to use magic to disarm the traps, she triggers another one but this time a cloud of gasses messes up her focus and she runs off.
>So far so good.
>But you wondered when "she" would show...
>As you almost get lost in thought.
>A trio of ponies bolt out of the bushes.
>You draw and fire your bola arrow and snare one.
>You draw another bow and it breaks out into a net.
>You draw another bow firing a black ink into the face.
"Damn, that's a freakin hat trick."
>You take out your knife and carve anothe notch on your bow.
>An hour passes, you sit still not even taking a break to piss.
>Eyes open looking for movment.
>Suddenly you see a Gang of male ponies charging your home all armored up in pots and pans.
>You light a match and draw arrow in bow and light it a flame.
>You aim carefully and fire the flaming arrow.
>To hits the first line of gasoline and sets it ablaze.
>They scramble to find a way in but ultimately give up.
>The flames would stave them off for a while.
>You take this moment while the line burned to check on the grits and use the bathroom.

>>30091080
>A few minutes later as you get back to your perch you notice the line was out.
>A unicorn and her two friends had put it out.
>"Anon! Oh Anon! Could you be a dear, and come down here please? We wish to talk to you!"
>You bring up your binoculars, it was Rarity, Applejack and Pinky Pie.
>You sit still hunched over bow drawn.
>"Anon please I just want to talk!" She walks closer.
>"Hold it right there missy! You ain't goin no where near him!" Applejack interrupts.
>"And what makes you think that? Afraid of me having him all to myself?" Rarity snapsback.
>"No, but that bear trap would beg to differ..."She points out.
"Damn."
>You thought the leaves covering it would hold.
>Pinkie Pie laughs at this.
>"Come on you sillies! It's only one little Anon, what could possible go wrong? He's our friend rememberrraaaAAUGH!" As Pinkie Pie talks she gets distracted walking towards a pit you dug and falls in.
>"Pinkie, Are ya alright?" Applejack calls down to her.
>"I'm fine...uggh..." she says back.
>"Well, no use in helping her now. Come along Applejack I want that Anon in my bed by morning!"
>"Just what in tarnation makes you think you get him first?!" Applejack protests
>"This wonderfully crafted doggie colour I made of course! Besides I promised to share him with you and the other girls" She says making her way towards you.
>You draw your bow, she stops in her tracks.
>"Now Anon, cease this at once, I went through a lot of expensive gems to get this colour made for you. Now be a good boy, come down and put it on for Mama!"
>This bitch...
>You fire several arrows at her hooves, this makes her jump back.
>"I-I promise I'll refil your bowl more often and clean your litterbox??"
>Now she was just pissing you off.
>You draw and fire an explosive one near her.
>Rarity runs off screaming in fear of this along with Applejack.
>A few more hours pass.
>You watched as your traps did most of the work.
>You had to fire a few arrows at the more crafty ponies.

>>30091087

>Looking at your quiver you were almost out of arrows.
>You head back into your attic to get more.
>You check on your grits as well and make yourself a bowl to eat.
>Getting back to your perch you see it.
>The almost half the town was down there, lit torches, a battering ram, a few of pegasi and bunch of glowing horns.
>You drop the bowl and draw three arrows at once.
>"ANON!" The Mayor Ponie calls out.
>You can feel the sweat reach your balls.
>"There's at least a hundred of us and only one of you! Will you yield or be taken by force?!" She annouces through a megaphone.
>You sit and think for a moment.
>There was a lot fo them.
>Maybe too many.
>And that battering ram could fuck up your house real bad, plus god knows how well this will end...
>You begin to laugh manically.
>Ponies begin to look at each other in confusion.
"WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY DAY!"
>You shout at the top of your lungs.
>You light the three arrows afire and shoot them into the air.
>They fall hitting more fo your gasoline lines and setting off explosive traps.
>A good number of ponies are caught in the explosions, some run in fear afterwards.
>They get the battering ram ready charing.
>Noticing this you rush down stairs and take the pot of grits with all your might take it to the catapult in your back yard loading it up and firing it at the the chargers.
>"OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYES!" one ponie shouts.
>You rush back inside, you pick up the sling shot on your desk and several smoke bombs.
>Back at your perch you aim for several fires that were left still going and shoot the pellets towards them.
>Now it was a but a gray cloud covered in your front yard.
>You head back down stairs and grab your bat and a pocket knife.
>Like a god damn ninja you rush into the smoke screen and start tabbing ponies in the legs and smashing them in the face with your all your might.
>Picking off those who were holding their torches still you got a good 15 or 20 of them.

>>30091099

>The smoke starts to fade and you had the flyers to still deal with.
>One spots you out and charges for you.
>You smack it's face hard breaking the bat.
>You narrowly make it back inside.
>You heave and breath heavily, that was a risky move on your part, one wrong move and you could have been someponie's sex toy.
>You look outside.
>Ponies were lying on the ground and few where limping away.
>Part of you felt kind of bad, but you weren't going down so easily.
>Now it was the flyers left to deal with.
>You pick yourself back up and get the fireworks ready.
>You bring up a create full of them to your perch.
>The Pegesais instaictly bolt at you like a murder of possesed crows.
>You light up the crate and throw it in the middle of your battlefield.
>Fire works light up the night sky crazily grazing their wings, burning some and catching fire to few.
>You pick up your binoculars again and look up as the fire works go off.
"Where are you, you bitch!"
>You looked for one flyer in particular, she'd be the better one up there.
>For her you'd have to aim carefully.
>Just wait.....until...you see...THAT MANE!
>You spot out the most daring flyer herself Rainbow Fucking Dash.
>You pull out and fire your special flash bang Arrow straight for her.
>KERBANG!
>The flashbang arrow sends her plummeting to the ground blinded.
>The few fireworks start to fizzle out.

>>30091117

>You look at the destruction you've caused this night.
>Cleaning up was gonna be a bitch.
>But you'd worry about that in the morning.
>You sat and looked out in the distance with your thousand yard stare, hoping that was the last of them.
>Few came by to try.
>But when they looked at the hell you brought they shook with fear and turned away.
>You couldn't help but laugh, you took on half the town and they couldn't get to you.
>Last hour, you decide to head down stairs.
>And rest in your bed.
>Your eyes were heavy, you guessed you were probably going to sleep in this morning.
>As you drift off to sleep.
>You hear faint words.
>"T-tag, you're it."
>Your eyes open instantly
>You find a that damn mare who managed to avoid your traps, your arrows and you in general.
"How...HOW? HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO GET INSIDE??"
>"I-I snuck under your bed when you went out into the smokescreen..."
>That damn risky move costed you, brave as it was...
"Clever, girl..."
>Looks like you were going to spend the next month, fucking Flutttershy.

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>>30091129

And now I return to crypt from which I came from.

>>30091154
That was incredible.

>>30088835
I'm not sure what the fuck just happened here, but I think it's my fetish now.
So thanks I guess, good story though.

>>30090715
>Last update on that blog was 4 years ago.
Jesus.

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>>30092685
>"Are hugs your fetish?"
>You stare blankly at Fluttershy.
>"..."
"..."
>"Um, I-I said are hugs your fe--"
"Yes."
>Her eyes light up.
>"Really?! Oh my goodness, s-so can we--"
"Yes."
>"HAHAHA! I can't believe that worked! It was so simple this whole time!"
>She launches herself into your arms.
>"All that money wasted on latex and lube, and all you needed was a hug!"
>You wrap your arms tightly around her.
>"Oh Anon, never let me go!"
"Don't worry."
>Squeeze her.
"I won't."
>She sighs happily.
>Then shuffles slightly.
>She makes an uncomfortable noise and wriggles in your arms a bit.
>"Um, s-sorry, you're just um, squeezing me a bit too tight."
"I thought you wanted hugging, Fluttershy, isn't this what you want?"
>"Anon you're hurting me, please stop."
>Instead, you crush her against your chest.
>She lets out a distressed wheeze, the air in her lungs forced out of her.
>A strangled "Anon!" is all she can muster as you tense your arms and begin pressing the frail mare into your chest as hard as you possibly can.
>Tears stain her cheeks as she regards you with a forlorn look.
>Betrayal dances in her eyes, she's pleading with you to stop.
>But you can't. You have to see this through.
>Fluttershy's body begins to sink into your chest in a strange display of osmosis.
>You feel her essence mix with yours.
>Both of your souls becoming intertwined.
>Her thoughts become yours, and yours hers.
>Eventually, both yourself and Fluttershy are no more.
>What stands instead is a strange human/pony hybrid.
>Male, with yellow skin and two huge glorious wings.
>You regard your hands with interest, and crane your neck to inspect your wings.
>Flapping them a few times, you effortlessly lift yourself off the ground.
>You frown at your new, ascended form.
"Fuck, I wanted to kill her."

>>30092762
that backfired excellently

>>30092762
Kek

>>30092762
That's different.

>>30092762
And Anon transforms into an all-powerful, winged rapist. No mare is safe.

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>>30091129

>yfw she turns out to be a far better caretaker than your last captor

>>30095030
I don't think you'd get a moments rest honestly.

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>>30095537

>She gives you plenty of water and makes tasty food for you
>To help your stamina
>When she needs to rest she does so by cuddling with you
>You get to nap during these periods
>To help your stamina
Dude, it's a whole month.
She's a rapist, but she's not heartless.
Element of Kindness

>>30095701
Alright, you've sold me on it.

>>30095701
>>30095963
>Implying she would be some ravenous sex fiend when actually confronted
>Implying she wouldn't try to latch on in a frenzy, only to realise she has no idea what she's doing, leading to her tentatively and carefully trying to please you
>Implying this wouldn't lead into a demure fuck sesh, with you bound up and Flutter inconsistently and sloppily bouncing on your cock for X amount of time, covering your lower body with her juices, moaning intensely through it all.
>Implying she wouldn't cuddle up with you after the first time, a blush painted on her face, and her pecking your face with a barrge of kisses before you both pass out in a heap of sex and sweat.

>>30095963
That's the whole point of Flutterrape. It's like, "I kinda want, but not if it means rape," you know?
Fluttershy is the gentlest, yet most persistent would-be rapist there is.
By way of example, Starlight Glimmer, on the other hand, is probably more of the hit-it-and-run type of rapist. She's just in it for the kicks.

>>30096024
Glimmer would probably just mind break you in all honesty.

>>30096024
>That's the whole point of Flutterrape. It's like, "I kinda want, but not if it means rape," you know?

Nope.
>Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria.
>There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants.

The genesis of Flutterrape was the Weaver comics, where Anon wants absolutely nothing to do with Fluttershy. If she fucks Anon she "wins", which should only be on rare occasions and never consensual, otherwise it defeats the purpose of the thread.

>>30096295

>stay in your box
let people enjoy things

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>>30096321
>let people enjoy things
We're on 4chan. Do you seriously expect me to do that.

>>30096333
If you want to be a nigger faggot, then continue on.

>>30096333

>We're on 4chan
>It obliges all of us to be gratuitously nasty and vile to each other
If you enjoy living in your shitty, pissed-off, lonely little world that much, may I suggest hanging out on /b/ instead? We are occasionally complimentary towards each other here, and that might rustle your jimmies.

>>30096295
I really wish Weaver would make more of those, they were great.

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>>30095030
>>30095537
>>30095701
>>30095963
>>30096009
>>30096009
>>30096024
>>30096295

Interesting...

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>>30091129

The Hunt Continues!

>So you were her property for the next month.
>A whole 30 days.
>This wasn't going to be easy either.
>Out of all the other captors she was the cleverest for sure.
>Through all your fortifications she took the easiest route and slipped in right through your front door.
>Guess that'll teach you.
>But now isn't the time to think of what you could have done, but what to do now.
>She was going to be here soon.
>You look at your supplies in your bag.
>You had and good amount of everything, basic rations, and tools and a med kit, water bag...
>You look to the clock, 3:30pm.
>To clarify the situation, you weren't going to be taken easily.
>Law says you were under the ownership of whatever pony could tag you.
>But every Law has its loop-holes.
>Say somepony did tag you, but "Lost track of you".
>That's their loss.
>But this did not come with consequences, which is why someponies ended up treating you like a victim in a horror film.
>Ball Gags in your mouth.
>Chained to walls and dog houses.
>Some really saw you as just a house pet and others as their own sex toy.
>Guess that's the price you pay when you take a chance at freedom.

>>30098949

>You had tally's and notes on who caught you.
>Rainbow Dash for example has caught you a record of 30 times on sheer speed catching you off guard when you were naive.
>Pinkie Pie has caught you 12 times with surprise attacks via wrapping herself in presents.
>Twilight has caught you 3 times, only to take notes on you herself. Not much else on that, she just wanted to know human anatomy.
>But then again you felt she was only a few more captures away from dissection as you stumbled upon her "Operation room" once.
>She swore to you that was for something else.
>But that was when you knew that at some point one of these ponies might end up digging your grave.
>Fluttershy was different.
>She was crafty as fuck, we're talking Predator levels of hunting skills with the silent deadliness of a fatass's gas.
>Fluttershy alone has caught you a total of 126 times.
>126 times.
>126 different months.
>Each one more increasingly worst the last.
>Well, they weren't so bad at first, but they did get weirder to the point where she did try to take advantage of you sexually after the 43rd time she caught you.
>Afterwards she would just try to get in your pants by any means.
>One times she even crippled you.
>Imagine it, hiding in hollowed out tree for over a month while trying to treat a busted leg with only the resources of the wilderness around you.
>You shake your head
>Staving off the PTSD these ponies have installed you was not easy.
>Meditation helped most times, but it's no cure.
>No matter, time was running out and you had to head for the hills before she got here.
>You grab you stuff and sharpen your pocket knife one last time.
>You close your home and head for the woods.
>It is now several hours into the first month, you stop to fish to gain food.
>No fires, she'd only track you faster...
>You had to eat anything you caught raw.
>-Snap!-

>>30098955

>You dart up from your meal and pull out your bow and arrow and look around.
>It's just a piss scared raccoon.
>He's got his little hands up and is shaking.
>You inch closer to him.
>Once in range you grab him and put your knife to his neck,
"Are you with her?"
>He shakes his head back and forth rapidly.
"Are you with her??"
>He shakes his head again he's about on the verge of tears.
>You then notice his family behind him.
>They were scared too.
>You pull off from the raccoon.
"I-I'm sorry."
>The Raccoon has his family flee from your sight.
>This is what you were reduced to holding up wild animals at knife point.
>All because of her...
>After a moment of meditation you gather yourself and move on.
>It was an hour before nightfall, the sun was setting, the sky an orange red.
>Had to find a place to hide before the stars come out.
>As you walk along the path you hear voices out in the distance.
>"Spread out along this area, he couldn't have gotten far!"
>It sounded like Applejack, she caught you 22 times, each time she got you were hogtied and used as a work mule at her barn.
>You'd thank her for such hard and literal back break work.
>It gave you great sense of staying fit.
>But enough was enough when she got the idea of branding her initials onto your ass.
>You hide low in the bushes and stay perfectly still.

>>30098961

>"Do ya see anything up there Rainbow?" She hollers up high.
>"I can't see nonthin up here! It's getting too dark!" Rainbow Dash hollers back.
>You look at how Applejack is kitted out, trusty lassoing rope and a back pack of supplies.
>They were trailing you.
>"I knew I shoulda brought my hounds! You can't scout even if you spotlight for eyes!" Applejack protests
>"Yeah?! Well I've caught him more times than you!" Rainbow Dash argues back.
>The two continue to bicker until you catch a glimpse of her finally.
>"Girls, you shouldn't be arguing. He's probably watching us right now." Fluttershy scans her surroundings looking for any trace of you.
>"How do ya know that?" Applejack questions.
>"Anon, only has to legs, he can't get far like we can, he doesn't run on all fours like your common mammal, from the river we found fish remains and droppings...I suspect he'd have to be near if he was planning on sleeping tonight."
>She was right, you had planned to sleep up in a tree tonight.
>"Rainbow Dash, could you please do a quick search on the tree tops for me?" Fluttershy asks.
>"Alright!" She zooms around in a blur.
>Good thing you didn't get to sleep high tonight.
>"I got nothin..." She reports back.
>"Mmm..." Fluttershy scans again.
>"Anon if you're listening, this would all go a lot smoother if you'd come peacefully with us." Fluttershy talks out to the distance hoping to coax you.
"Like Hell."
>You muttered under your breathe.
>-Snap!- -Crack!-
>You hold your breathe.
>All three of the pony’s ears perk up.
>Everything goes silent.
>The girls soon spread out and start nudging pushes.
>They open one bush and find the raccoon family.
>"Oh hello there, have you seen Anon?" Fluttershy asks them.
>The family shakes their head in unison.
>Hm, they didn't rat you out, how nice of them, even after all you did.
>"Well if you do please, please tell me and your friends! It would mean a lot to me." Fluttershy encourages them.
>The raccoon family nods and leaves.

>>30098968

>"Well I don't know about you girls, but I'm bored and tired." Rainbow Dash says stretching out on the ground.
>"Yeah, same here think we can make camp here for tonight?" Applejack asks Fluttershy.
>"That will be fine. I know he can't keep in place for long." Fluttershy agrees.
>The three of them post up camp for the night and take shifts in keeping an eye for you.
>You thought about making a move, but that'd be too risky.
>They honestly had no clue you exactly where you were.
>Only on your perimeter.
>You watch them as they looked for you.
>You did start to get restless as Fluttershy predicted
>But you held your place for the entire night.
>Dawn was rising.
>You slowly come from your slumber.
>The three were nowhere to be seen.
>They could be in their tent, or just active.
>This was now a gamble situation.
>You look around and spot a rock.
>You throw the rock and wait for response.
>Nothing.
>You look around again and spot a branch.
>You take the branch and snap it.
>Still nothing.
>You gather your bag and carefully creep away.
>New morning a day into the month now.
>You continue to head for the hills.
>But then you hear a whistle.
>Like someone just gave the single and now you were exposed.
>You begin running not even looking back to see who was chasing.
>Go into the thicker brushes to throw them off.
>Doesn't matter, you could still hear hoofs clopping.
>"I can still see him!" It's Rainbow Dash with the beat on you.
>You dig into your bag quickly.
"Where is it! God damn it where is it!?"
>Your pulse was racing as you jump and jook every obstacle in your way.
>"YEEEEHAAAW~!" Applejack was closing in on you, her lasso twirling.

>>30098973

>You scramble in your bad and soon found what you needed.
>A smoke pellet, you hurl it to the ground.
>This throws Applejack off and she trips over a rock.
>Arming yourself for a fight.
>Wooden carved knuckles this time and the ol'pocket knife.
>"I gotcha this time Anon!" Rainbow Dash goes in on you for a tackle.
>You throw a hard-left swing.
>-THWACK-
>You down her hard with the knuckles, maybe too hard, she's not moving.
>You get in close, she was still breathing.
>You take this time and slice both her wings, not too much, just enough to it'd be hard for her to fly and keep up.
>You weren't a monster. Or at least you thought you weren't.
>"Rainbow Dash?! Didja gett'em?!" Applejack calls out to her.
>Rainbow Dash eyes begin to open slightly.
>She looks weakly to you.
>You look down at her
>She's got blood coming out her mouth now.
>Smoke was beginning to fade.
>You take off running not even looking back.

>>30098977

>You are now Fluttershy.
>You finally caught back up to your two friends Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
>Only Applejack has Rainbow Dash on her back.
"Oh my! What happened!?"
>Rainbow Dash spits out a wad of blood.
>"Fuck does it look like!?"
"Girls I warned you both. Don't take him one on one and if you do, just talk gently too him!"
>Applejack lets Rainbow Dash off her back.
>Rainbow Dash lies on the ground still hurt.
>"I tried to do what I could to her wings. But she's going to need real medical help. Anon messed her face up something fierce." Applejack explains.
>You look over Rainbow Dash.
>Huge bruise on her right cheek.
>Mouth very (ugh) bloody.
>Wings...Sliced?
"Oh my, he's very agitated..."
>"Naw, ya think?!" Rainbow Dash goes out like a light again.
>Applejack explains further that he had smoke bombs.
>He was always crafty one that Anon.
>But this was only the beginning.
"Applejack you should take Rainbow, back to town for more help. I have a feeling we're going to need more than. Just us three this month."
>"Darn tootin." Applejack Agrees.
>You watch as Applejack carries her off.
>And look towards the distance.
"You will be mine Anon, just you wait mister."

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>>30098981

That's all I got for now.

>>30098988
That Anon has been in Shy's cottage for 10 and a half years, fuck.

Fucking Anon and his fucking ninja skills.

>>30098981
That's pretty good, can't wait to see what's next.

>>30098981
Hot.

>>30098988
>Cog revives one of his stories from years ago
Fuck yeah, I hope this is a new trend.

>>30101653
Perhaps some different text to spice things up even more?
Well done regardless

>>30102236
I don't think he made that, he's just reposting it.

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>>30102236
KEK
Here you go, my dude. I spiced it up 4 u.

>>30102522
WTF?!! kek

>>30102287
First time I've ever seen it.
>>30102522
Good job sport.

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>>30102522
Now in:
KEK
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>>30102741
I maximised the contrast, added a pink to black gradient, and replaced Fluttershy's face with Danny DeVito.

No, I don't know why.

>>30103006
Saw this and figured I'd repost it here.

>>30101653
>>30102236
>>30102287
I remember these comics and yes, he is reposting them. The actual artist gave up after the sixth(?) page. It's a shame, because they sure are amusing.

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>>30102897
Top lel

>>30102934

>>30103541
Outstanding, thank you for this.

>>30102741
That's fantastic.

>>30104168
Please post more of this cómics

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>>30105428

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>"Hi, Anon! Open wide, I'm gonna rape your face!"

What are all these memes.

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>>30098981


Alright I got another part of that story.

>You are Anon.
>You make your way through the forest making sure you weren't followed.
>You keep replaying the scene how you knocked Rainbow Dash out cold.
>Were you going too far?
>No, no of course you weren't, compared to what they've done for to you?
>You felt justified with your actions, no matter how brutal.
>You look at surroundings.
>All forest and no real path.
>You fumble in your bag for the map.
>...
>You fumble in your bag again for the map.
>....
"Fuck."
>Map must have fallen out of your bag after your tussle.
>You look through the rest of your bag to see what you still had.
>A few of your smoke bombs.
>Splintered wooden knuckles.
>Trusty old pocket knife.
>Med kit.
>Water Bag, which you take a swig of.
>Your bow and assorted arrows.
>And some rations.
>No map.
"Alright, not everything is bleak yet.”
>You look to the sky, it's still early, plenty of day light left.
>You climb a tree for and search for any nearby resources.
>No rivers in sight as far as you could see.
>Just dense greenery.
>You climb down and pull out your pocket knife and start carving trees you passed just to make sure you weren't going in circles.
>You keep heading north hopefully you'd find a path soon.
>But where were you heading?
>To your secret cave in the mountains.
>No one knows about it but you.
>At least you hoped.
>There you had made supplies after Pinkie Pie lost track of you during one month.
>Told her you were going out for ice cream.
>Didn't come back, stayed in a cave for the rest of the month.
>A cave you furnished with more crafted tools and weapons to use just in case, plus living arrangements.
>You've played this game long enough to keep up.
>But could only wonder how long before the boundaries shift.

>Brothers, their terror must end
>How long will you cower in fear of them
>Brothers, how many have we lost to them...
>Will you keep losing to them... to her
>Or will you stand up, my Brothers
>There is only one thing to do now
>Only one way we make it right for what they've done to us
>We Rape Them Back HARD!
https://derpibooru.org/1438559

>>30105801

>It's almost noon now, you were getting hungry.
>You used some of your rations as bait.
>You caught two rabbits.
>Since you figured they had to have taken Rainbow Dash back to town maybe it was okay to cook this meal.
>You make the fire and have rabbit haunches.
>As you sit peacefully and enjoy your meal.
>You hear a rustling in the bushes in front of you.
>You draw bow and arrow once more.
"Show yourself!"
>"I come in peace! And with warning Anonymous!"
>That voice...
>Could it be?
"Octavia?"
>She comes through the bushes, it was indeed Octavia.
>"Hello Anon, I see you're keeping well." She greets you.
"I've been better."
>Octavia, girl of class to a respectable level and believe it or not one of the few ponies next to Fluttershy (before going crazy) that actually treated you like a human.
>She herself caught you 10 times.
>The first two were of her own skill, luring you in with enchanted music she learned.
>The next 8 times? You simply turned yourself in to her, since you saw her as a non-threat.
>She even taught you how to play the violin.
"Alright Octavia, how did you find me, and what brings you here?"
>"Well wasn't easy, but I got lucky since you decided to make dinner for yourself today. I've been tracking since I first heard Fluttershy got to you, again..." She explains.
"Eh, yes I see..."
>You quickly kick out the fire with some dirt angrily.
>Octavia chuckles at this.
"And the warning?"
>"Ahem, yes. Well it seems there's now a bounty on your head." She pulls out a wanted sign with your likeness on it.
"Hm... They even got my chiseled jaw right."
>"Mm. But that's not all. Rainbow Dash was brought in town, ponies were shocked to see her. Me included. Now some are thinking you're too much of a threat." Octavia goes on.
"Me? A threat?! After all they've done to me!? YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE GOD DAMN IT!"

>>30105806

>Birds fly in fear of your voice.
>"Anon, keep your voice down, I may not be the only one out here you know." She warns.
>You try to calm yourself.
"I'm sorry, got a bit carried away."
>"Also one last note, the bounty reward is that Fluttershy is willing to share you to any pony for 15 days out of the month given."
>Your eyes grow wide at this news.
>Now ponies have even more incentive to be after you.
>You didn't want to be branded by Apple jack or be treated like a poodle by Rarity.
"I ain't lettin them take me that easy."
>You gather your things and begin to head out.
>"You could come with me, I could keep you safe!" Octavia tries to stop you.
"Remember the last time somepony tried to keep me hidden after the given month?"
>Octavia winces at this.
>She knew, but god bless her for being so daring.
>The last pony that tried to harbor you was beaten and thrown out of town.
>You don't remember their name, hell you barely remembered their pastel color.
>But it was a reminder for everpony not to be too greedy when keeping you.
>"Then where will you go?" Octavia pleads.
"A cave up in the hills."
>You walk past her.
>"Take care Anon! And stay sharp when night falls!" Octavia gives you one last warning.
>You wave back and head on.
>It's now evening.
>Sun would go down soon.
>You look around.
>Nearby stream.
>You figured this would be a good spot tonight.
>You then start cutting off bits of shrubbery and branch leaves.
>You weave them together and make a cameo blanket.
>After wards you dig a dozen of small pot holes for ponies to trip in if they decide to chase you.
>You make sure to memorize the path so you don't fuck up yourself.
>It was soon nightfall.
>You survey the area onces again before turing in for the night.

>>30105813

>As you are drifting in your slumber.
>You hear faint voices.
>"So what are you gonna do with your 5 Days if we catch him Applebloom?"
>"I'm gonna make him do my chores so I won't have to. What are you gonna do with your 5 days Scootaloo?"
>"I'm gonna have him help me with my stunts to impress Rainbow Dash! What are you gonna do with your 5 days Sweeite Belle?"
>"I'm gonna fuck him in Rarity's bed!"
>"Geeze, Sweetie Belle, that's pretty lewd." Appleboom comments.
>"So? Fluttershy tries to do it!" Sweetie protests.
>"Yeah, "Tries", meaning she never even got any of that." Scootaloo explains.
>Damn fillies, what are these girls doing here?
>Shouldn't they be home?
>You didn't see them as much as a threat.
>Maybe if you just kept to yourself.
>They wouldn't notice you.
>"Say girls, I gotta use the bathroom!" Applebloom interjects.
>"I toldja ya shoulda gone before you left." Scootaloo teases.
>"Well there aren't any bathrooms in the woods, you know that. Guess you'll just have to make do in a bush." Sweetie Belle suggests.
>Are you serious right now.
>"That lumpy patch of leafs and twigs looks nice!" Scootaloo points out.
>God damn it all.
>Applebloom starts to move in your direction.
>She turns around and is about to do her dirty deed.
"Nah, not this time."
>You rise from the ground like a zombie from a grave.
>The three girls scatter in fear for a moment.
>You merely stare at them.
>The finally crash into each other.

>>30105818
>"H-Hey wait! It's Anon!" Applebloom finally realizes
>And that was your que to leave.
"You all should go home before you suffer the consequences."
>"Not chance! I want my bounty!" Scootaloo boasts
>"Our bounty!" Sweetie Belle chimes in.
>You didn't have time for this.
>Someone is probably looking for these three.
>And you didn't want to send more ponies home all bloody.
>You carefully made your way through the pot hole field you dug.
>"Hey he's getting away!" Sweetie Belle goes after you.
>She easily trips on one of the Pot holes.
>"Careful! He's probably got booby traps all over the place!" Applebloom points out.
>The girls pull out flash lights and begin pursuing you carefully through the field.
>You hoped that would have bought you more time.
>You also didn't think they were smart enough to follow so diligently.
>However they were just kids, kids with a wild sense of accomplishment.
>As you continue moving away from them they finally catch up to you.
>"Alright girls’ triangle formation! Just like we practiced!" Applebloom announces
>The girls pincer you from leaving.
>The three pull out ropes form their packs.
>They then begin to circle you tying you up by the ankles.
>Now you could have done something, you were far more proficient than that.
>But you wanted to see their skill level for now.
>They finish tying you up with bow.
>"We did it girls!" Scootaloo cheers.
>"Now all we gotta do is turn him in to Fluttershy!" Sweetie Belle pulls out a bounty paper.
>Fluttershy...Oh right.
>You still had that whole problem.
>You pull out your knife from your pocket and begin cutting the rope with ease.
>Brush off the rope pieces you continue walking.
>"Maybe we should have tied up is front legs first huh?" Applebloom reflects.
>"Yeah..." The other two say in unison.
>You continue to walk away from them with a second thought.
>On a level scale they were definitely E class in entrapping.
>But they've got moxi for going after you.

>>30105823

>As you go on to find somewhere else to hide you then feel something grip your legs.
>The three had latched onto.
"Please get off."
>"NO!" They say together.
"I don't have time for this, let me go or I will not hesitate to do something drastic."
>"We don't care! We're gonna bring you in and get our reward!" Applebloom protests.
>You roll eyes and heave a heavy sigh.
>You could play pray for forgiveness on what you were about to do.
>You drag them back to the near by river.
>You then snatch Applebloom off your leg and by the neck then hold her down head first in the water.
>"APPLEBLOOM NO!" Sweetie Belle screams in fear.
>Scootaloo resorts to biting you to the point of drawing blood.
>You barely noticed, you were watching how many bubbles Applebloom had left.
>Once you saw her turn blue slightly you pull her out and toss aside on the earth.
>The two girls rush to her side.
>Scootaloo tries to perform CPR on Applebloom.
>You begin to hobble away quickly clutching you bitten leg.
>"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU-YOU MONSTER!" Sweetie Belle shouts at you.
>You continue on in the night.
>You didn't look back and you didn't stop.
>They were just kids man.
>You didn't want to do that, maybe you took it too far with them.
>They weren't going to leave you alone if you didn't do what you did.
>But they were still just kids.
"God forgive me, for they know not the hell the rot upon themselves. For they are blind she and I am there shepard. I ain’t no Demon, I ain’t no Demon..."
>You continue deep into the forest, preaching to yourself to calm your mind.

>>30105805
>implying that they wouldn't enjoy it and turn the tables on you yet again

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>>30105830

Ya know, part of me thinks I could have done that last part differently.

Eh well. Good enough for now.

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>>30105869
A good writefag always second-guesses himself the instant he hits "post".

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>>30105830
How dare you.

>>30088835
This better be getting binned.

>>30106209

It's the moment all writefags look forward to, and simultaneously dread. The moment when you cut the umbilical cord and see if it can live on its own.

>Be Anon
>Sneakiing through ponyville
>You've been avoiding Pinkie pie for the last few weeks. She's discovered a new way of greeting you which makes you VERY uncomfortable.
>"Ohhh Nonny Non~"
shitshitshitshit there she is
>Full speed ahead, captain!
>You make a break for it
>"Wait! Anon! Look out!"
*UNF*
>You weren't watching where you were going and crashed straight into a tree
>The impact causes you to fall over and knocks the wind out of you.
>Pinkie rushes over
>"ANON! Itriedtotellyouthattreewastherebut-
>Shit. She's doing that thing where she doesn't stop talking. Better shut her up before you get a migraine
"I'm fine, Pinkie. Just a little winded"
>She stares at you for a moment, Seemingly lost in thought.
>"I think ~I~ Know what'll cheer you up, nonny"
>You Gulp
>Maybe you can talk her out of this.
"No. Don't do it, Pinkie."
>"Don't be a silly billy. Every time I do it it feels so good that you're gasping by the end of it. Especially when I treat you like a cushy wushy
"Ugh"
>"You're just shy!You shouldn't be though. Most Animals Love being pet and aren't afraid to enjoy themselves. You'll see! This is going to be GREAT!"
>You Whimper
Cont?

>>30107700
Go for it, green's always appreciated.

>>30107700
>You think back to when you arrived in equestria. You once lived in a sprawling human city. You had a nice life but one day you just sort of woke up here.
>You discussed your former life at length with Twilight Sparkle. She mostly dismissed your stories as madness.
>Turns out biology is very different in equestria.
>Turns out that there is no such thing as breeding here.
>Ponies and other creatures here just sort of pop into existence.
>This is exactly how you arrived.
>As a result everybody assumes that you have a loose grasp on reality.
>You remember what she said on the subject
>"What do you mean genitals?"
>Turns out ponies don't have genitals. Who knew?
>The concept of sexuality doesn't exist here
>You suppose that's fine. You were never into beastiality.anyway.
(2/?)

>>30107758
>One day you are relaxing by the local watering hole
>"La, la la, la la"
>That sounds like Pinkie
"Hiya Pinkie!"
>"NON NON!"
>She Jumps on top of you and squeezes you into a tight hug at the waist.
>Suddenly you can't see anything but feel a LOT of pressure on your face.
>Turns out she's facing the wrong way
>She's sitting on your face
>Back at home this was always your fetish. >This situation is weirdly turning you on
>You're still not into horses though.
>She affectionately Nuzzles your crotch through your pants
*MMMPH*
>You accidentally let out a moan and you are at full mast.
>Pinkie notices and stands up
>"Anon! You're panting! are you okay?"
"I'm fine pinkie"
>"You're panting like a dog!"
>"Actually... Are you like a dog?
>You get red in the face and ask
"What do you mean"
>Pinkie Takes the initiative and sits back down >"I mean do you love being pet like this
>She starts to work your crotch again.
>You feel disgusted at yourself but all you can do is pant and moan.
>You try but you can't even push her off you.
>she's just too thick and too heavy
>"Nuh uh! I can tell that you love this! I'm going to keep at it until you've had your fill"
>It doesn't take long until you feel the desire for release creep up on you
>With no other options you submit to her. You gasp, pant and moan into her pink ponut and shoot a messy load into your pants

>Sensing you are done she hops off of you and looks at your face.
>"Wowie anon! Looks like you had an amazing time! If it makes you feel THAT good then I'll do it for you every chance I get!

>Turns out she meant it, and your life was an awkward hell ever since.

THE END

>>30107952
Not bad