I want Bow to die in a tragic accident so that I can "console"

>>30046992
Nope.
Oh, you'll think he's dead, but then he'll pull an Odysseus on your ass and spear the shit out of you on your wedding day.
And everyone will think it's awesome.

>>30046992

I dunno what actress played Windy Whistles, but she had the fucking hottest voice holy shit.

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>>30046992
>she is a g1 pone

>>30046992
I want to build a cuckshed for bow and "accidentally" lock him in there. Then, once he has expired, I will comfort windy whistles on how bow "walked out" on her and dash. Once she believes I've got her back, I'll build another cuckshed to lock HER into so that mummy luna can cockvore her into her ballsack. Once all is said and done, I will renovate their house into a comfy cuckshed just for dash, because I can.

>>30046992
I want to befriend Rainbow Dash and lead her on just so I can get closer to her mom.

>>30046992
IWTCIWW

>>30046992
>literally RD's model with a different mane/tail
They could have made her look better than her daughter.

They went in the opposite direction.

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>>30047308

>she is where Dash got the idea for that Twilight impression

Why do you fags always want to fuck old marevag
I know that there is the myth that marevag remains useable after fucking despite time, but maybe that's because real mares die in 20 years
You really can't get all old and lose in such little time. But these ponies live 200 or more years, so why not pick a young one? the mane 6 are good, but older, eh.

>>30048103

real mares only fuck when they're in heat too so a pony will simply be having a lot more sex even in those 20 years.

WORLD'S BEST ACCIDENT

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>>30048076
Every character has the same model with a different mane/tail and coat colour. With the exception of joke characters like Bulk. What the hell are you talking about?

>>30048076
She has freckles.

Threesome with her and dash would be glorious.

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I need this fuckin' deliciousness in my goddamn mouth right now.

>>30049288
I can't wait to poop that.

>>30047068
>I dunno what actress played Windy Whistles, but she had the fucking hottest voice holy shit.

She sounded like she used to be a loose, funloving valley girl in the 80s, but grew up and settled down but still has a hint of giggling bimbo in her voice.

All my unf.

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>>30048103
>But these ponies live 200 or more years
What now?

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's mom.

I know the episode just came out, but we need more loods of this mare damnit!

>>30049288
I want to be cooked a dinner by dashes mother.

>>30048086
>Dem Bangs

Ooooooh She's a cutie.

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>>30049482
She kind of look like the 80's bimbo in her older pictures. She probably sucked her dose of dicks before settled down with rainbow dad.

>>30049945

Bow Hothoof definitely looks like an over-the-hill chad, too.

So by the looks of things, RD is the offspring of the Prom King and Prom Queen, which explains her genetic perfection.

>>30049945
Her fashion style is early 90s.
They went for a Fresh Prince look for the both of them.

This mare isn't quite ready for the abyss yet.

>>30050049
>So by the looks of things, RD is the offspring of the Prom King and Prom Queen, which explains her genetic perfection.

Also explains why she's such an arrogant, self-absorbed cunt.

>>30049554
I think he's referring to the retcon of granny smith founding ponyville while twilight saying that ponyville's been around for hundreds of years in s1

>>30050836
Well, she does good for herself.

>>30050823
don't worry she has goggles

>>30049482

Her voice was too fuckin cute.

>>30049482
>>30049945
>>30051415

It was the way she would emphasize words like "totally" or say things like "dealsies". Or they way she sort of sang "excitiiiing!" that gave her that aura of being a mallrat/valley girl that grew up.

It was a really good performance for a one-shot character.

>>30046992
Why would you console her when you could PC her?

I want to hug RD's mom and tell her she was a great mother.

>>30049482

Her voice got me so hard.

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>>30047068
>>30047340
>>30049265
>>30048103
>>30048133
>>30049482
>>30049568
>>30049945
>>30053157
Stop this,Windy Whistles is pure and not for sexual

>>30053281
>Windy Whistles is pure and not for sexual

She has canonically had sex, though.

Unless you think RD was adopted?

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>>30046992

I want "shoutingisfun" to draw a comic where Anon meets Rainbow Dash's mom.

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>>30053784

Because reasons.

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>>30053793

Lot's of reasons.

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>>30053801

Very good reasons.

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>>30053784

Come to think of it, why didn't he do one for Rarity's Mom?
(Searches for and finds pic related)
Oh yeah, that's why.

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>>30053826

Come to think of it, we've now met all the moms except Applemom.

Happy Mother's Day, fags.

>>30053784
I want shoutingisfun to do a fun collaboration with me but he probably doesn't know me ;_;

>>30050863
Oh, so Granny's senile ramblings are responsible. Thanks Anon.

>>30053826
Are you implying shes not hot.

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>>30053805

>"So Anon... about that pounding?"

>>30052866
Your choice of words scares me, anon

>>30055136
Rainbow Dash died as he came
Deep inside a pony.

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I've never felt this much jealousy towards a pony before.

Cute and loving wife.
Cute and loving and high achieving daughter.
Nice house.
Has plenty of free time to be mowing cloud and working on house projects and visiting daughter any time he wants.
Fit and healthy.

Motherfucker's got everything

>>30053632
Pure married sex.

>>30051474
She'll be back.

>>30055238

Proof that Chads grow up to have the best lives while neckbeard nerdlingers grow old in their basements with Daring Do body pillows.

>>30055861
Why else do you think chads bully the nerds? To ensure that the chads remain the dominant species and deny everyone else the right to reproduce.

>>30055861
shouldn't you be poking the animals in their cages on /r9k/, dude mcnormal

>>30056365
Cutest M6 mom?

Cutest M6 mom.

>>30056365

>Ex of young adult mare
Rainbow Dash
>Ex of middle aged mare
Windy Whistles
>Ex of old mare
Granny Smith

Do Ponies age like Asians? They look fine/hot until they hit the equivalent of their 60s and then BAM they shrivel up into a crone all at once?

>>30056429
Some ponies have good genetics.

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>>30056377
You know what they say. Wanna now what the girl will be like later in life? Look at her mother.

And she is maximum qt, just like her daughter. Best pony, best mom.

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>>30053784
>more Anon shit
How about no?

>>30056467
>Some ponies have good genetics.

Only Princesses.

Every other horse goes from looking hot in middle age to "the crypt keeper" in old age with no stepping stone in between.

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>>30056512
Anonshit will never end.
Not here.

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>>30048405
Sassy Saddles has a unique body type.

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>>30056557
>no stepping stone in between
>forgetting Spitfire's mom
DYEWTS?

>>30058520

Oh yeah.

And I guess Ms. Harshwinny is also somewhere between middle age and geriatric on the Pony Aging Scale.

Still, there remains a pretty huge leap between THAT and "Granny Smith".

>>30058890
To be fair granny smith is 200 years old. We don't know the age of that priest guy though.

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I heard this thread is milf
I like threads milf

>>30061405

>Twilight's parents aged better than all the other parents

Unicorn magic master race.

>>30061405

>Twilight's parents got brief cameos
>Haven't had full episodes yet

They're the emptiest of all the parents. Even Rarity's parents for their brief appearance had lots of personality. Twilight's mom and dad appeared and went so quick and hardly got to say anything, we still don't have an idea what they're like.

>>30053784
This is why Discord is her boyfriend and Anon doesn't exist

>>30062274

Just from her handful of lines, Twilight's mom sounded uppercrust and a little snooty.