Nightly Scilight Thread #139

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>>30043846
Is r9klight ever going to come back or should I just hide your dykeshit general forever

>>30043856
once paper is done

>>30043856
Tomorrow, promise.

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Sexy purple nerd.

>>30043856
Unironically probably someday

>>30043856
>not knowing the saga has already continued through meme magic

>>30044645
The saga is infinite

Waiting for that traplight threesome

>>30047062
test

4chan keeps being a shit and not letting me post. Here's the pastebin for the Traplight lewds. When things are normal again, I'll try to actually dump this.

https://pastebin.com/ppUVEgh3

>>30045890
I love the purity of this.

I want some threesome pics after Mirror Magic debuts.

>>30047818
You have to use the reply box, Jefe

4chan is being shit as usual

>>30047825
Alright. I'll wait until it's back to less-shit.

>>30047852
is it shit for everyone?

>>30047873
I have no idea. It works just fine for short replies like this, but anything the size of a story update just gets cockblocked.

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>tfw you have a 4 incher at full mast.

>>30049067
Pleb
Only girls are allowed in nst

>>30050062
Lesbians can't be defined as girls because they love to act like men.

>>30050098
Then why is he acting like a cuck

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>>30050696
Size of dick has nothing to do with cuckery.
Cuckery is being like IceMan as in enjoying watching people have sex with your husbando.
>>30050062
Sexual organs don't define who you are, you stupid TERF.

>>30047818
So, for some reason, 4chan still is making it weirdly difficult to post story updates. Would any kind Anons be willing to go through the pastebin and dump the story for me?

I'll draw you a pretty picture or something, idk.

>>30051065
>https://pastebin.com/ppUVEgh3
I remember you posting some parts of this like a year ago.
Should I just post it from the beginning or from an specific part?
If it's the latter, could you tell me from which line should I start.

>>30051138
Starting at the beginning is okay.

I probably missed some spelling stuff because I finished this late at night, so apologies in advance for that.

>>30051161
Wew, sorry m8ty, I am getting a connection issue when trying to post it.
Fucking nip I swear to god.

Im gonna wait for the posting to be back to normal to read it

>>30043846
>You will never accidently run into Twilight who only is wearing a towel.

>>30053008
literally the dream

The Habsburgs deserve to die.

>>30053008
>She will never drop her towel in surprise.
>You and Twilight will never participate in a big spaghetti cook off.

>>30056008
>She will never act all angry and tell you to get in the fucking robot.
Why live?

>>30057613
"Get in the robot starlight"

>>30057945
SciTwi pre-friendship makes for an amazing Shinji.
She has the world's best mom, after all.

>>30058464
I think Trixie would make a good asuka

>>30060537
10/10 would suck horn.

>>30050062
girls have penises anon

goodnight nst

I want to be a qt nerd girl that's powerless to stop my bigger, stronger GF from beating me senseless when she comes home drunk

>>30043846
English?
>>30053640
I recognize those equations

>>30062174
Thats a very specific fetish

Best girl

>>30064596
Pineapple pizza is great.

>>30064754
you are horrible
I hope you die a painful death

>>30065373
You are a disgusting plebian.
>>30064754
Good taste.

>>30065626
I will order pinnapple pizza and eat all of it, if someone writes a oneshot that has to do with twilight, trixie, and pineapple pizza

>You will never suck Traplight's dick and swallow all her cum

>>30066718
>you will never be twilight and suck traplights dick in the multiverse

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>>30067183
I shiggy diggy

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"Trixie's favorite food is peanut butter, she puts it on everything she eats"

>>30067712
EQG WHERE IS PAPER

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>>30068654

>>30068135
i'll put peanutbutter on my dick and then store it in her vagina

>>30069368
"Trixie may be dumb but she isn't that dumb"

>>30068654
>PAPER was never finished and now there's already a Son of PAPER

>>30071718
spoiler that stuff this is a blue board

Twilight is a fat slut for Chad dick!
Fuck you!

>>30072171
ok

>>30043846
Any green related to this pic

>>30070901
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>30074146
no

>>30074146
>Twilight is a pedophile who turns people into children so she can rape them

>>30077992
>Sci-Twi will never touch you inappropriately while babysitting you.
>She will never "accidentally" push her boobs on your hands.
>Wednesday will never be penis inspection day.

>>30077992
This makes my peepee go hard.

>>30043846
>up for 5 days
>only 25 posters and 87 replies
lol

>>30079781
Dykeshit is a slow-killing rotting cancer mate.

>>30078049
Yiss.
>Sci-Twi will never hold your seven year old self down and suck your dick against your will.

>>30079781
That's what happens when you get rid of funposters and ignore shitposters.
I blame nu-/nst/ for this.
Also people can only endure so much dykeshit until they get tired of it.
All that and the fact that /mlp/ took 5 years to get from one get to the other, this is what The Scruffening did.

>>30078651
Now that I remember: her magical projected horn looked like a changeling's. Secretely a changeling?

>>30081106
it didn't look like a changelings horn, but neither did it look like a unicorns
must have been a choice by the designer, but I love the design so its good

>>30080815
>Also people can only endure so much dykeshit until they get tired of it.
Blaming it on the dykeshit is for brainlets, so congrats.

The problem is that no general can maintain that kind of energy forever. It wasn't just the stories, it was the shitposting that kept the general so alive. The bans and the dykeshitguy and the legs and the writefag smut, etc. The general died with the funposting and the shitposting.

>>30082138
I am not blaming it on the dykeshit just to be hip with the kids, I am stating the fact that this thread hasn't seen a straight green in over a year, that is not for everyone.
I also don't care about shitty sex in the greentext, I would enjoy a random adventure in a random setting that doesn't has normalfaggotry and faggotry a lot.
Besides, look at this fucking board even fucking /bant/ goes faster than /mlp/, fucking Scruffy.

>>30082858
Scruffy has nothing to do with it. Scruffening sucked shit, but the real culprit is the dead fandom. People have moved on. 2015 /nst/ was the last huge surge of energy on the board, hasn't been as big or as fast a general since. Maybe we'll get something when the movie comes out.

It's the anons who have changed. They aren't energetic anymore. Green still exists, but hype is dead. The fandom is dying. EQD is gonna go under. This board won't exist in a couple more years.

>>30083368
>He hasn't seen the stats.
After the Scruffening you can see the traffic drop by a leap, getting worse and worse with each year.
The traffic quite literally rivaled /v/'s traffic, or even /pol/'s (circa 2013), and that massive faggot had to fuck everything.
>EQD
I hope, I hate those normalfags.

>>30082780
Nice

>>30083368
>EQD is gonna go under
good

>>30080545
SS is always hot.

>>30043846
Speak English, bitch.

What was the one greentext where Twilight got cucked by Anon in the bathroom? He took a picture of her I think.

>>30087391
was it traplight? what you are saying sounds familiar but I cant think of it

>>30086383
No

The leaked EQG special looks so cool
can't wait for more specials

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>>30089756
Spoiler alert:

SciTwi has pony wings just like RD and FS in one scene. Screenshot related.

>>30083530
Blaming it all on Scruffy is easy for brainlets. Yeah, of course /mlp/ was fucking huge back when MLP was fucking huge. MLP is no longer fucking huge, so /mlp/ is no longer fucking huge. Did the Scruffening suck? Yes, but it's the god damn natural order that things die over time. Without the Scruffening, this board would have devolved into fetish generals even quicker.

It's the later Scruffenings that did more damage, if you remember. Doesn't matter, ultimately the problem is with the anons and with the fandom. People don't shitpost like they used to. Scruffy isn't stopping greentext from happening. /nst/ was one of the most explosive generals in the history of the board. The problem is with the lack of hype and the dying fandom.

>>30090153
So you definitely haven't seen the stats, not seeing the stats is for brainlets, so congrats.
I am also not blaming it all on one factor, so I gather that you're an actual brainlet because you lack reading comprehension.
It isn't just fetish generals that is the problem either, it's generals in general, but this is an issue in every board.

I come to this general every now and then just to see if r9klight is back. I still have hope.

>>30090110
But she had those in the last movie

>>30090110
She did?
I thought they weren't ponified wings and were made of light or something. Though, I will admit that I probably stopped paying much attention to details towards the end of LoE.
I'm pretty sure you might be right, but I haven't seen her with those wings before.

>>30090320
>this is what The Scruffening did.
>fucking Scruffy.
>After the Scruffening you can see the traffic drop by a leap, getting worse and worse with each year.
>The traffic quite literally rivaled /v/'s traffic, or even /pol/'s (circa 2013), and that massive faggot had to fuck everything.
t. (you)

>I am also not blaming it all on one factor
t. brainlet

many thumb up good smart my man upboat sure showed me lmao XD

It's okay to admit that you're just ranting aimlessly and don't actually know what you're talking about, and that you just like venting about an event from multiple years in the past as the sole cause of all your ills because your life is so empty and meaningless that you purposefully keep yourself from thinking clearly about the things you complain about so you'll never have to stop complaining them. This is 4chan, after all, that's normal here for people like you.

>>30090110
Wew.

>>30090525
Meant to reply to you. >>30090502
Didn't even notice it until just now. Damn, I'm such an idiot sometimes.

>>30090799
I had other posts, the post you are quoting is a reply to you seeing the Scruffening as a non-issue, which is a thing a brainlet would say, so congrats.
I love talking to passive-aggressive pseudo-intellectual people in 4chin, they really make my night, which is the main reason I love posting on /v/.
It's okay friendo, I understand, I was too once like you, you should stay in school and participate in debates with your peers. And seek help for those projection issues you have.

>>30091310
I mean, aren't you just pretending you didn't make the points you did at this point? You mention the Scruffening multiple times, and yes, it is a non-issue. The Scruffening wasn't a turning point of any kind. It did damage but "that massive faggot" didn't "fuck everything." This isn't "what the Scruffening did."

After the Scruffening, you can see the traffic drop year after year. You can also see the traffic to EQD drop year after year. The general trend is the trend of a fandom that had exploded into as-of-then unseen popularity, and started to wane subsequently. That is the natural life cycle of a fandom, or of basically any property. EQG was designed to extend brand longevity, and clearly it worked as RR and FG created /dzg/ and /nst/, two of the most popular generals in their heydays.

If you want to continue pretending that 1) you don't hold the opinions you do despite shitposting them constantly, and 2) that the Scruffening had an actual effect and that the downturn wasn't part of overarching trends, you can do that.

And I'm not being passive-aggressive. I'm being aggressive, there's no attempt to hide the fact I think you're retarded. Projection isn't an issue, it's just clear that when someone won't shut up about a meaningless event as the "thing that ruined everything", they have some deep personal issues they're dealing with. It's like when grandma complains about Vatican II destroying Catholicism. It's okay to be bitter and delusional if that's how you cope with the state of your life. It's something a brainlet would do, and that's what you are.

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"I absolutely cannot BELIEVE her!"
>"Is something wrong, Dear?"
>Fancy Pants turns to face you from his lounge chair
>You sit in front of your vanity, a pile of envelopes strewn in front of you
"Does it sound like something is wrong? I swear to God, Fancy..."
>"Right, right... Well, what IS the problem, then, Dear?"
"Well, I have bills, letters from friends, letters from relatives."
>You pause
"And I just thought, that on Mother's Day, I'd have a letter of thanks from my own daughter." You grit your teeth. "Of course that's too much to ask for ME."
>She never treated you with respect, only ever loved "Daddy"
>No one ever treats you with respect
>You're only ever dirt
>Fancy pants frowns
>"I'm sorry your family doesn't treat you the way a mother and a wife should be treated... I know life was hard for you, but you're past those things now. You have a new life."
"A new life, and yet on days like this I can't help but be reminded of the suffering I had to go through... You know, Fancy, I have half a mind to—"
>Your phone rings
>[Call from: Autistic Vampire]
>You pick it up immediately
>"I-I know we don't talk much, b-but H-Hap—"
"You couldn't even give me a card for Mother's Day? Forgetting your own mother?! I gave birth to you!"
>"W-What? D-Did you n-not g-get it?"
>You laugh
"Oh, so you forgot and now you're trying to cover it up, huh? Is that it? You're just like your father! Fine, you want to forget about me? I'm garbage to you? I'm nothing to you? You don't have to talk to me, Twilight. Go have fun with your father like you always do!"
>"B-But M-Mommy, I-I just w-wanted—"
>You end the call, shaking, and realize you're crying
"Why won't she love me?"
>Arms pull themselves around you
>"There there, My Dear, I'm sorry. We'll go out to the waterfront today. It's beautiful this time of year."
>You reach up at Fancy and smile; this must be what love feels like
>Hopefully his business picks back up
>You'd hate to need to move on from something this pure

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>>30091685
Fucking Velvet

>>30091685
>no r9k
>more best mom
I will find you one day

>>30091478
No, you are pretending that was my only point, which is not, you can keep ignoring the chain of posts though, wouldn't want to stop you from being a passive-aggressive pseudo-intellectual teenager.
I was going to continue this reply with some passive-aggressive insults of my own but I don't want to continue shitting up the thread since while this counts as shitposting it isn't fun.

>>30091685
And here I thought you would wait for the second anniversary to post something.

>>30091753
>>30091801
>>30091813
thats not the real EQGWF
the real one would just make twilight a cunt and not a suffering little girl

>>30091820
Shitposting ironically is still shitposting.

>>30091945
Still fun when you do it

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Actual best mom reporting for duty.

>>30091685
Ah no

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>>30047818
Now I've turned into a fag in a dyke general
Thanks Jeff

>"Maybe I can get some from the source next time."
When?

>>30093438
Th-Thanks, Mom

>>30095546
Treehugger would be a horiible mom irl

>>30095965
Depends on the dad.

>>30095965
>horrible mom
Nice bad opinion you have there. Treehugger is caring, understanding, etc. There's a reason Twilight called her mom. She'd be a great mom who'd treat her kids well. The worst would be that she would feed her kids vegan foods and probably make them meditate with her or something retarded like that.

>>30094517
Traps aren't gay though.

>>30097026
this tbqh family

Why should I believe this bitch? She can't even speak English, fer crissakes

>>30099120
English is a Marxist language.

>>30100034
Marxism isn't a linguistic root, you ignorant hick.

>>30100980
Get that weeb shit outta here.

>>30100989
>Complaining about "weeb shit (Vietnamese rice paper drawings).
>On a board created to isolate the cancer that are equine drawings.
>On a website created to discuss said Vietnamese rice paper drawings.
You are a special one, anon.

>>30101388
>tfw no nst anime

>>30100486
>can't handle the evolution of language
Ha ha laugh at him

>>30102388
What a fag

>>30102913
That is a reddit tier insult, anon, try harder next time.

Holy shit. You guys have no green?!

>>30103476
we do but 4chan is being a bitch

>>30104074
How so?

>>30103476
>HE HAS NO STYLE.
>HE HAS NO GREEN.
>THIS THREAD HAS A FUNNY FACE.
>HE CAN KICKSTART WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
>AND STRETCH HIS THREADS OUT, JUST FOR YOU

>>30103476
>>30104191
Problem seems to be over, will post Jeff's green when I get home if he doesn't.

>>30104242
He still writes?
Also I wonder if I would get banned for drawing Scilight with Nipple Tassles?

>>30104259
You could post it censored here and give a link to an imgur, anon.

>>30102122
>Jeff is the anime girl that goes to parties and shit but she secretly has confidence issues.
>Ekwig, the social misfit who brags about doing drugs but it's only oregano (except in the Easter Special)
>Iceman, the loli who acts like she is in Soviet Russia, acts all yandere about Jeff.
>Chronos, the girl who toys with a lot of boys at the same time.
>JoJo, eats clams.
>OP, tried too hard to become like Ekwig, becomes a sobbing mess and has to leave mid-season.

>>30104603
>JoJo, eats clams.
no

>>30105183
Remember that you are a girl in that anime.

>>30105294
But I don't like clams
unless you are talking about the other kind of clams

>>30106137
>Spoiler.
Ja.
Also, turns out I am passing out so I will post theJeff's when I wake up.

Test

Scilight is so flat that little boys are more well-endowed than her

https://pastebin.com/ppUVEgh3


>You don't understand the true meaning of "hyperactive" until you've been in contact with an overjoyed Trixie
>When the three of you pull into the motel, she practically yanks your arm out its socket
>"COME ON, TWILIGHT! THIS IS TRIXIE'S FIRST SLEEPOVER IN TWO YEARS!"
"Heh, yeah..."
>Has it really been that long?
>Feels longer, but shorter at the same time
>"COME ON, COME ON! WE NEED TO HAVE A GIANT PILLOW FIGHT! AND WATCH A BUNCH OF SCARY MOVIES! AND GOSSIP ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE! AND PLAY MONOPOLY! AND HAVE A THREE-WAY!"
>Despite not drinking anything, you still manage a pretty impressive spit-take
>Next to Trixie, Anon's face goes red
>"Uh, Trixie, I don't know if that's such a good--"
>"WHAT'S WRONG? DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH TWILIGHT?"
>Now it's your turn to blush
"Uh, Trixie..."
>"WHAT? WHY ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? DON'T YOU LIKE HAVING SUPER-INTENSE THREE-WAYS? WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT! TRIXIE BROUGHT PLENTY OF SUPPLIES!"
>"T-Trixie! It's out first night together in two years, and you want to... to..."
>"WHAT'S WRONG? DON'T YOU WANT ALL THREE OF US TO GO AT IT ALL NIGHT, STRUGGLING TO COME OUT ON TOP?"
"I think Anon wants this to be special, Trixie. Like, you know, just the two of you."
>"JUST THE TWO OF US? BUT TRIXIE BROUGHT THREE DECKS!"
"Wait, what?"
>Trixie reaches into her backpack, and pulls out three different stacks of Yugioh cards
>"SHE EVEN HAS HER DUEL DISK!"
>"TRIXIE SYNCHRO-SUMMONS SILVER EYES AZURE DRAGON! NOW YOU CAN'T TARGET ANY OF HER DRAGONS FOR THE REST OF THE TURN!"
"...shit."
>You glance down at the field, where two Sakuretsu Armor cards lay in wait
>Guess you're fucked

>>30107434


>"TRIXIE ATTACKS YOU DIRECTLY! SIX THOUSAND POINTS OF DAMAGE! GRAH!"
>As if the sting of defeat wasn't enough, Trixie accompanies the attack with a pillow to the face
>And damn, can she hit hard
>Is that what they teach you at fancy troubled-girls private school?
>How to rape someone with a pillow?"
>"TRIXIE WINS AGAIN! VICTORY DANCE!"
>Trixie jumps to her feet, engaging in the lewdest victory dance you've ever seen
>Apparently private school also teaches some pretty impressive striptease technique...
>You turn your eyes away, only to be hit in the face by Trixie's hoody
"Trixie! Calm dow--"
>Trixie is now almost topless, her chest covered only by a wizard-hat patterned bra
>"TRIXIE LEARNED THIS DANCE FROM STARLIGHT!"
>Her sweatpants hit you next, knocking you onto your back
>She steps over you, gyrating her hips as the dance continues
>As soon as you see her starting to slide her panties down, you're out of there, army-crawling out from between her legs
>"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! TRIXIE HAS DEFEATED YOU! NOW SHE WILL CLAIM HER VICTORY!"
"You're insane!"
>"A TWO SYLLABLE WORD FOR ANY DUELIST TOO GREAT AND POWERFUL FOR SCRUBS LIKE YOU."
>She follows you, dipping down as if to teabag your face
>You curl into the fetal position, praying for forgiveness for whatever sin may have lead you to this
>At that moment, the door opens
>Anon steps in, his arms laden with snacks, and catches sight of Trixie mid-"dance"
>"I, um... I think I forgot to get the, uh... Mountain Dew. Be... be right back..."
>He tries to duck out, but Trixie runs after him, still in her underwear
>"WAIT! YOU NEED TO GET CODE RED! CODE RED IS THE BEST!"
>"Trixie! Put some clothes on!"
>"NO! TAKE TRIXIE TO GET MOUNTAIN DEW!"
>"Not until you get dressed!"
>"TRIXIE DOESN'T WANT TO! SHE NEEDS HER MOUNTAIN DEW!"
>Anon gives you a pleading look, but you just laugh
>Christ, it's good to have her back

>>30107439
>It takes a full five minutes to convince Trixie to put her hoodie back on
>She refuses pants, but hey, it's the small victories
>The three of you head back to the store, picking up enough Mountain Dew to drown a small horse
>Along the way, Trixie grills you for information on literally everything that's happened
>"DID ANYTHING COOL HAPPEN WHILE TRIXIE WAS GONE?"
"Not really. Mostly the same."
>"DID YOU KILL TRENDERHOOF?"
"No..."
>"WHY NOT?"
"I dunno. Guess I forgot."
>"HA! IF TRIXIE HAD BEEN THERE, SHE'D HAVE PULLED OUT HER KATANA..."
>Trixie grabs up a bottle of soda, swinging it like a sword
>"THEN SHE'D TELEPORT BEHIND HIM!"
>Trixie jumps forward, taking a moment to post in midair
>"THEN SHE'D SAY, 'YOU HURT TRIXIE'S FRIEND! AND TRIXIE! PREPARED TO BE DESTROYED, NERD!'"
"Yeah? What next?"
>You glance over at Anon, who looks like he's about to suffer cathartic arrest fueled by some combination of mixed shame and love
>"SHE'D SAY 'FACE OBLIVION! UNLIMITED TRIX WORKS!"
>Trixie swings the bottle in a wide arc, making little *shing shing* noises as she does so
>The cap explodes off the bottle, soaking Trixie, you, and then Anon in a stream of fizzy, cherry-red soda
>"NOTHING PERSONNEL, KIDDO!"
>She throws the bottle into the air, screaming
>Anon drops his head into his hands
>"Trixie..."
>"YES?"
>He grits his teeth
>"...I love you, and you're amazing. Please don't ever do that again."
>"OKAY!"
>A sopping-wet, cherry-scented Trixie pulls the both of you into a hug

>>30107449
>Back at the motel, and after a round of showers, the three of you plop down around the TV
>Trixie still hasn't given up on the nudist kick
>She emerges from the shower wreathed in steam, with the towel tied over her shoulders like a cape
>And that's all she's wearing
>"T-Trixie!"
>Immune to Anon's scolding, Trixie struts across the room, and plops down into his lap
>You chuckle, and are immediately pulled into a very wet, very intimate Trixie-hug
>Man, you really need to get better at avoiding these
>"SO! WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH?"
"Well..."
>"ARE YOU GOING TO SAY EVANGELION? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TRIXIE THINKS WE SHOULD WATCH!"
"You know, I was."
>"WOW! TRIXIE IS PSYCHIC!"
>She touches her fingers to her temples, staring intently at the TV
>When it fails to turn on, she frowns
>"IT WOULD APPEAR TRIXIE HAS EXHAUSTED HER POWERS."
"It's okay. I'll get it."
>You jump up to your feet, grabbing your laptop to hook it up to the TV
>Trixie jumps up after you
>"AH! TRIXIE'S POWERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL! PERILS OF THE WARP!"
>She grabs you, and shoves you into the TV
>It's immediately smashed in the way only an obsolete LCD screen can be
>"TECH SCORN!"
>You and Anon stare at each other for a very, very long time
>But neither of you can find it in you to be angry
>You just sit back on the room’s only bed, laughing so hard your chests hurt

>>30107460
>You are Anonymous
>The night’s stretched on for about four hours since you picked up Trixie
>Honestly, it feels like no time has passed at all
>She’s the same she always was, and you’re so happy to have her here
>Even if she still hasn’t decided to put on any clothes
>Seriously, did fancy prep school teach her nothing?
>”So? What do you want to do now!? More cards!?”
>Trixie plops her naked butt into your lap, throwing her arms around you
“I think we might have had enough of card games for a bit, Trixie?”
>”Trixie doesn’t believe you can ever have enough of card games! But she understands if you want to avoid another humiliating defeat. It’s really the smart move to make!”
“My defeat was no humiliating! You always choose the best cards for yourself!”
>”It’s not Trixie’s fault that she’s better at deck-building. You should practice more!”
“I can’t! I don’t have any cards! I just use yours.”
>”Trixie doesn’t think that’s her problem!”
“Bleh. You’re impossible.”
>You grab Trixie and kiss her
>Hard
>She lets out a little squeal of happiness when your tongue goes into her mouth, letting the tip of her own flick across your lips
>When you break the kiss, a thin trail of saliva hangs between your mouth and hers
>Next to you, though you don’t notice it, a terrifyingly smug grin spreads across Twilight’s face
>Right now, though, you can only focus on Trixie
>You forgot how adorable she really is
>And how, well…
>She’s completely naked, and you have to admit that two years of a strict academy physical-education have given her a pretty impressive figure
>Her thighs look like they could crush your head
>You gulp, and give her another quick kiss before you turn to Twilight
>She tries to hide the smile, but fails horribly
“So, uh… anything you’d like to do?”
>”Oh, well, now that you mention it~”
>Her normally-raspy voice takes on a decidedly sing-song quality

>>30107470
>”I have a few ideas.”
“I don’t like the sound of that in the slightest.”
>”Don’t be such a baby. Trixie, you want to learn a new card game?”
>”VERY YES!”
>Trixie hops off of you, running over to Twilight’s side
>Twilight wraps an arm around her shoulders, not seeming even remotely perturbed that she’s half-hugging a completely naked girl
>And that worries you
>Nudity always makes Twilight viscerally uncomfortable, unless she’s planning something
>”So, I’ve been planning something something…”
>You knew it!
>”…have you ever played Strip Poker, Trixie?”
>”Trixie is unfamiliar with that TCG!”
>”Oh, it’s really easy. We just try and get the best hand of cards, and whoever loses has to take off something clothing.”
>”That sounds like a game Starlight would have taught you!”
>”Oh, Starlight loves this game. She’s taught me everything I know.”
>”Fantastic! Trixie cannot wait to test her skill! Thought… she doesn’t really have any clothes…”
>Trixie looks around the room, grabs her wizard hat out of her backpack, and places it on her head
>”There we go! These are all the clothes Trixie will need, because Trixie doesn’t lose!”
>Twilight pats Trixie’s bare shoulders
>”Confidence. I like that!”
>And then she turns to you, the ultimate shit-eating grin on her face
>”Well, Anon? You up to it?”
>You sigh, running a hand through your hair
“I really hate you, you know that.”
>”Awwww~”
>She sticks out her tongue
>”You ready to get wrecked?”
“Please. I’m a poker god, practically.”
>That’s a total lie, and both of you know it
>But Trixie positively lights up at the idea of a card-game contest
>”Yes! Trixie is *so* hype! Let’s duel!”

>>30107474
>The three of you sit down in a circle
>You’re wearing a full set of clothes, as is Twilight
>Trixie still hasn’t put anything on besides her wizard hat, and you don’t think she’ll dress herself until you literally force her to
>So it’s a context between you and Twilight
>She pulls a deck of cards out of her purse, staring you in the eye the entire time
>Then she begins to shuffle
>”So, Anon… how you feeling about this? You look a little nervous.”
“I’m fine. You’re the one who gets freaked out by being naked.”
>”I do not!”
>She clears her throat
>”And besides, I’m not going to lose. You have no idea how many times I’ve played this with Starlight.”
“I literally don’t. Knowing her, stripping is probably a part of your nightly routine.”
>”Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t~”
>She deals you and Trixie a hand of cards
>”Now let’s play.”

“Three of a kind.”
>”Oooooh, sorry buddy. Full house.”
>Twilight plops her hand down, and sure enough, she’s got a full house
>You scowl at her
>”You lose. What’s coming off?”
>You pull off a single shoe, then look over at Trixie
>”Trixie has absolutely nothing! Oh well!”
>She throws her hat to the side, then stretches out on the floor next to you
>”Guess Trixie just gets to watch. Now play again! Trixie can’t wait to witness such an epic showdown!”
>You and Twilight lock eyes, and you can swear you see sparks flying between the two of you
“Oh. It’ll be epic, I think.”
>You throw your cards towards you, and she shuffles them back into the deck
>Then she deals you a new hand, and another round begins

>”Hah, pair of kings!”
“Pair of aces!”
>Twilight’s face goes pale
“Not so confident now, huh? Take something off!”
>Twilight pulls off a single one of her socks, wriggling her bare toes
>”Fine. You got lucky.”

>>30107499

“Junk. Fuck my life.”
>”Pair of jacks. Take something off!”
>You pull off another shoe, staring her down the entire time

>The game goes on for what feels like hours
>Mostly because it’s an hour
>You and Twilight call each other’s bluff over and over, slowly raising the stakes
>Eventually, you’re in your boxers, and she’s wearing only an undershirt, her skirt, and (hopefully) a pair of panties
“Well?”
>You stare her down as you ask
>”You’re almost beaten, kiddo. Want to just give up?”
“Fuck that. Deal me in.”
>Twilight winks, then throws you your cards
>When you flip them over, you have absolute junk
>There’s no way you can beat her, you realize
>So it’s time to get a little clever
“I raise.”
>”Huh?”
>”I raise you.”
>”You’re in your underwear! You can’t raise!”
“I can. If you win, I’ll…”
>You can’t believe you’re about to say this, but you do
“I’ll be your servant for the rest of the night. Anything you want, I’ll do it.”
>”Ooooh. I like the sound of that.”
“But if I win, you have to… make out with Trixie?”
>”Trixie likes the sound of that! More kisses!”
>Trixie pumps her fist in the air
>”Hah, you’re on. I know you have trash.”
“Oh? You do, huh?”
>”Of c-course I do!”
>Twilight stammers a bit, and you notice she’s sweating
>Perfect, time to raise the stakes
“You accept?”
>”Whatever, you don’t scare me. I’d… I’d love to kiss Trixie! Hah!”
>”Everyone would love to kiss Trixie! She’s very kissable!”
>She makes little kissey faces at Twilight
“Is that so? Then why don’t we up the bet?”
>”W-what?”
“Trixie, what should Twilight do if she lose?”
>”She should do all sorts of things to Trixie! Whatever Trixie wants!”
>Twilight goes pale

>>30107508

>”But that’s… t-that’s…”
“You backing out?”
>”No! I take your bet! And if I win, you have to… you have to do whatever I want!”
“Okay.”
>What little color remains drains from her face
>”Hey! S-s-stop! You’re trying to trick me.”
“I am?”
>”Yes! You keep trying to goad me into raising the bet… you have a perfect hand! You’re trying to make me do all this sick stuff!”
“You agreed to it.”
>”I did, but… gah!”
>She throws her cards down
>When they land, you can see she had at least two of a kind; she would’ve destroyed you
>”This game sucks. You suck!”
>You shrug
“Is that a forfeit?”
>Trixie’s face brightens
>”Are you going to kiss Trixie!?”
>She seems *really* excited about that prospect
>”I mean… do I have to?”
“I guess not. But you said you would.”
>”You did! You said you’d kiss Trixie!”
>”Yeah, but…”
“Are you saying you don’t want to kiss her? Look how cute she is!”
>You hug Trixie, and she makes an adorable kitty-face at Twilight
>Twilight’s cheeks turn pink
>”She’s cute, but… it feels weird.”
“It’s not weird. Give her a smooch. Then you get to do whatever she wants, remember?”
>Twilight grumbles
>”Yeah, yeah. I remember.”
>She looks down at your cards, then at yours
>”Wait. What did you have in your hand, anyway?”
“Not showing.”
>”What do you mean, you’re not showing!?”
>She grabs the cards away from you, her brow furrowing
>”You had junk! You… you psyched me out!”
“Like a fucking pro, too.”
>”I hate you so much.”
“What’s to hate? I got you free Trixie kisses.”
>”Trixie thinks that free Trixie kisses are a very acceptable consolation prize!”
>”Yeah, yeah. I guess.”
>Twilight scoots across the floor until she’s sitting between you and Trixie
>Trixie’s so excited that she’s bouncing in place, her bare ass smacking against the carpeted floor with heavy thumps

>>30107517

>”Kiss Trixie! Kiss Trixie!”
>”I’m going to. Just give me a minute to—“
>Trixie clearly doesn’t feel like waiting
>She grabs Twilight’s face and mashes their mouths together
>”M-mph!”
>Twilight’s eyes go wide, and a gentle *slurp* sound reaches your ear as Trixie begins to worm her tongue into Twilight’s mouth
>She always was an enthusiastic kisser…
>When they break apart, Twilight’s eyes are half-lidded and her cheeks are rosy
>”That was… pretty good.”
>”Trixie is a makeout pro! She practices on her pillow all the time!”
>”Uh huh. So…?”
>She looks over at you, then at Trixie
>”What now?”
>”Hmmmm… get naked with Trixie!”
>”W-what? Why!?”
>”Because you have to do whatever Trixie says!”
>”Yeah, but… come on. You guys don’t want to have to see my body. You know I’m… weird.”
>”Trixie likes weird! And she’s never seen you naked before! C’mon!”
>She starts tugging at Twilight’s skirt
>”Fine, fine. But just… don’t freak out, alright?”
>She turns to you, giving you a weird look
>”Anon? Promise you won’t freak out.”
“I’ve seen you naked before.”
>”I know, but… bleh. Just please don’t, like… say anything.”
“I don’t have a problem with the way you look, Twi. If it makes you feel any better, I’ll…”
>Trixie catches wind of what you’re about to say, and her face lights up
“I’ll get naked too.”
>Immediately, your girlfriend jumps into the air
>”Yes! Naked party! Trixie is very okay with this!”
>She watches, excitedly, as you slip your boxers off and kick them aside
>Twilight, meanwhile, faces the opposite direction while she disrobes

>>30107527

>Her bra comes off first, letting her small-ish breasts peak out into the open air
>Next she drops her skirt, revealing long, skinny purple legs, and a pair of lacy black panties
>Which she hooks her thumbs into, then gulps
>”Promise me you won’t get upset, alright?”
“I promise.”
>”Trixie promises too!”
>Still unable to look at either of you, Twilight slides her panties off and sets them neatly on the ground
>Then she turns back to the two of you, looking scrawny and timid
>Her entire body is hairless and nubile, a direct contrast to Trixie’s surprisingly muscled figure
>She sits back down across from the two of you, obviously trying hard not to cover the dangling member between her legs
>Surprisingly, she’s already half-erect
>She must have enjoyed that kiss with Trixie more than she let on
>And speaking of which
>”Alright! Time for the next kiss!”
>Trixie grabs Twilight by the shoulders, pulling the skinny, naked girl into her lap
>”Gah!”
>Twilight barely even has time to yelp in surprise before Trixie’s mouth is on hers
>She doesn’t resist the kiss; in fact, she gives in to it immediately, letting her tongue swirl against Trixie’s
>Trixie, meanwhile, grabs ahold of your hair and pulls you closer to her
>She breaks the kiss with Twilight, then leans over to smooch you
>You can taste the lingering wetness of Twilight’s saliva on her lips, and Trixie’s tongue explores your mouth with a lusty, wanton vigor
>When she breaks the kiss, she’s beaming like it’s the best day of her life
>”Trixie so popular!”
>She leans over to Twilight, kissing her, and then goes back to you
>The three of you swap Trixie-kisses like that for what feels like an hour of pure, loving bliss
>Trixie’s body, despite her increased fitness, is still as soft against yours as when the two of you first made love
>She breaks off a kiss with Twilight, then places a hand on both Twilight’s head and yours
>”And now… you two!”

>>30107540

“What?”
>”Huh?” Twilight asks, sputtering
>”You two kiss! Trixie can tell you want to!”
“I do not!”
>”Y-yeah, same! N-not at all!”
>”Too late!”
>Trixie forces your faces together, and your mouth bumps up against Twilight’s in the most forced, awkward kiss of your life
>The force of behind pushed together forces Twilight’s body up against yours
>After a startled second, the two of you break apart, but Trixie forces you together again
>And then, for whatever reason, you kind of just… don’t stop
>Until Twilight lets out a startled shriek, that is
>Looking down, you see that Trixie has her hand wrapped around Twilight’s completely-erect cock
>”Trixie! W-w-what are you doing!?”
>”Sorry. Trixie just really wanted to touch it! Yours looks so much cuter than Anon’s.”
“Uh…”
>”Okay, but… w-whoa, hold on!”
>Trixie starts to slowly stroke Twilight, licking her lips
>”You know, Trixie thinks you look really, really good! Are you alright if Trixie does this?”
>Trixie bends down, and slips Twilight’s cock between her lips
>”Whoa… t-that’s… a-a-ah…”
>Twilight’s eyes roll back in her head, a shudder of pleasure rolling through her body
>”I don’t know about this, Trixie… a-ah~”
>”You said you’d do anything Trixie said, right?” Trixie asks with a mouthful of cock
>”Yeah, but…”
>”Well, this is what Trixie wants!”
>She shoves Twilight’s cock into her mouth again, letting it slip all the way to the back of her throat
>You can only watch, incredibly aroused and mildly weirded out
>Trixie starts to bob her head, gulping and slurping as she forces Twilight’s dick in and out of her mouth
>Twilight throws her head back, biting her bottom lip
>”Trixie, you’re w-way too good at this…”
>”Trixie is the best!”
>Trixie sprawls across the floor, spreading her legs
>She lifts one bare foot and pokes you in the cheek with her big toe

>>30107546

>Then she uses the same toe to gesture towards her pussy, which is now exposed in glistening in the fluorescent light of the motel room
>Not hard to figure out what she’s asking for
>You drop onto the floor, laying on your belly, and begin slowly trailing kisses up her thighs
>She lets out a little squeak of excitement, wrapping her legs around your head
>When your tongue meets her pussy, a taste you’ve missed for two years fills your mouth
>Her juices flow freely over your tongue as you lick her, sending little tremors of delight up her body
>Trixie’s thigh muscles clench around your head, and you can feel her toes curl against your back
>Gradually, little gasps of pleasure begin to mix with the slurping and gagging currently emanating from her mouth
>She stops sucking off Twilight for just a moment, long enough to glance back at you
>”Get inside Trixie. Now.”
>To make it easier, she gets up on her hands and knees, keeping her head bent low near Twilight’s cock and raising her ass up in the air for you
>You grab her booty in both hands, sinking your fingers deep into her soft cheeks
>”Mmm. Trixie likes.”
>She does a little wiggle, rubbing her face against the tip of Twilight’s cock
>It’s still soaked with her saliva, and leaves a wet mark along Trixie’s brow
>Twilight looks up at you, her eyes half-lidded and her face soaked with aroused sweat
>”Anon… I have to admit, man. You really picked a… g-guh~… winner…”
>She shudders against as Trixie licks along her shaft
>Unable to take any more teasing, Twilight grabs Trixie by the hair and forces her cock into her mouth
>Trixie gags, before greedily wrapping her tongue around Twilight’s member
>Meanwhile, she wriggles her hips at you, using her right hand to spread her pussy while her left gropes Twilight’s ass
>”Put it in Trixie! Hurry up!”

>>30107551

>You are honestly impressed she can talk so well while choking on Twilight’s dick; this girl’s a fucking champ
>Gently, you prod your tip against the squishy outer lips of her cunt
>Trixie shudders, and drops of her arousal begin to drip down your length
>When you start to push yourself into her, Trixie gasps
>”Trixie… Trixie has missed this! A lot! Now penetrate Trixie with your mighty sword.”
>She’s been watching way too much hentai, hasn’t she?
>Twilight, meanwhile, looks like she’s in heaven
>Her eyes are shut and a line of drool is tracing its way down her cheek
>When she realizes that you’ve penetrated Trixie, though, she takes her cock out of the other girl’s mouth, then gets shakily to her knees
>”Hey, T-Trixie… are you okay if I t-try something a little rough?”
>Trixie lifts her head, until you, her, and Twilight are in the perfect spitroast position
>She nuzzles her face against Twilight’s dick, rubbing the spit-covered meat all over her face
>”Trixie loves rough! Give it to Trixie!”
>”Um… okay. As l-long as you’re cool with it.”
>Twilight gives you a sheepish grin as she grabs Trixie by the hair
>Then she rams her cock into Trixie’s mouth, shoving it all the way to the back of her throat
>Trixie gags, and you can feel her body convulse in pleasure around your cock
>Her eyes roll up in her head, and tears of pleasure begin to stream down her face
>Twilight rams her cock into Trixie’s mouth, each thrust bringing with it a long, wet slurp and a dribble of Trixie’s saliva
>You match your thrusts with her, ramming yourself deep into Trixie’s snatch
>She gags and moans, writhing in pleasure as the two of you slam into her
>Twilight reaches across Trixie’s back, and gives you a timid, weak little fist bump
>”Trixie… *gurk*… is going to *gulp*… Trixie is going to cum!”
>You wink at Twilight, then smack the daylights out of Trixie’s ass

>>30107561
>She moans in ecstasy, her body tightening like a vice around your cock as she climaxes
>You thrust yourself into her, your entire body twitching as you unload inside of her
>Twilight, however, pulls her wet, glistening out of Trixie’s mouth just in time to spray rope after rope of thick, white cum all over Trixie’s face
>Trixie obediently keeps her mouth open, lapping up any of it that lands on her tongue
>The three of you manage to stay upright for about two seconds more
>Then the overwhelming exhaustion hits you, and you collapse into a naked, messy heap together
>”Trixie is… g-gah… Trixie is very glad to be back…”
>She rolls onto her back, then spreads her legs to show the cum oozing from her pussy
>”Hey, Twilihgt… you want to repay Trixie?”
>Twilight stares at Trixie’s pussy, her face beet red
>”You… you serious?”
>”Trixie is always very serious! Clean her up!”
>Twilight licks her lips, then bends her face down to Trixie’s snatch
>Trixie holds up an ok-sign as Twilight starts to eat her out, obediently lapping up all of your cum she can reach
>Your girlfriend arches her back, clamping her thighs around Twilight’s head until the job is finished
>When Twilight sits back up, she winks at you
>”You know, that was actually better than I thought. Maybe I can get some from the source next time.”
>”Trixie always happy to share!” Trixie shouts, slapping Twilight’s butt
>The two girls collapse into a giggle fit, leaving you feeling very, very confused
>Then again, that’s always the primary feeling when these two are around…

>>30107567
>Since there’s only one bed, the three of you end up curled together on the tiny mattress, huddled up under the blankets
>Everyone’s had a round of showers, but nobody really felt like getting dressed again
>So you’re lying on your side, playing the little spoon for Trixie while Twilight sprawls against your front
“Well that… happened.”
>”Trixie thinks it was awesome! We should totally do this again!”
>She pokes Twilight
>”Oh! And bring Starlight next time!”
“Oh, shit. Starlight. Is… is she gonna be okay with this, Twi?”
>”Uh, yeah? It’s Starlight, dude. She practically begs me to have sex with other people. Something about sharing the love, or whatever.”
“Yeah, but… you absolutely sure she’s gonna be cool with it?”
>”Absolutely sure. And besides, it’s not like any of this is canon anyway.”
“True. So, uh… what do we do now?”
>”Well, Trixie was planning to just stay up playing her GBA after the two of you went to sleep.”
“That’s the most Trixie thing you’ve ever said.”
>”Trixie likes her GBA.”
>And so the three of you spent the rest of the night watching Trixie play Metroid: Zero Mission
>It’s the best game ever

The End

>>30107574
That's all, folks.

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>>30103476
Nope, nothing new in months
>20170222 - 89
>20170516 - 90
It's time to let go.

Rip jeff

>>30108035
It was the same last year during this time of the year.
Fast season is Summer till Winter not the other way around.

>>30108113
Whats with your name out of curiosity?

>>30109283
NST: EN ES TEE.
I am the Imperial system of the Nestea's Celsius.

>>30109699
I know that, but why are you doing it now?

>>30107574
Unf. I've waited so long for that Traplight threesome. Wasn't disappointed.

>>30110005
It's satire.
Also, you should learn to formulate your questions better, friend.
See what I did there?

>>30110966
Oh god...

>>30108035
post your diff/scrape script senpai

>>30107574
Thanks senpai. Looks like posting is fixed for me too, so hopefully I can post some new shit sometime today.

>>30113034
>new shit sometime today.
More momcest?

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>>30108113
Oh don't mind me mr. Aine est-ce Thé, I'm just memeing.

>>30112879
Uh, sure, though it's actually very simple. It could be written in ten minutes or less I think.
>tfw forgot my pastebin password
https://pastebin.com/7LtAfhb5
The diff script is unfinished btw. It's been there for months, but I might get around to it soon since zip compression isn't very good and 7z takes too long.

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>>30072171
>Twilight is a fat

Acceptable.

>>30114853
Reminder that fat isn't thicc and all fatfags-inflationfags should kill themselves.

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>>30115015
Nobody cares what you think.

>>30115334
Disgusting, unhealthy, and unacceptable.

>>30115334
I want to barf

>>30115376
>>30115639
Wow, so many people with shit taste.

>>30078049
Who's penis is being inspected?

>>30095965
Depends, honestly.
Does she have a spouse that could provide for the family financially? Hell yes she'd be a good mother. She can do all the mushy feel shit with the kids and make sure they don't come out severely autistic. She can even expose them to being vegan early so they can figure out whether or not they hate the concept. Yoga and all the hippie stuff too, I suppose.
But as a single mom? Hell no. Her apartment's just welfare, if I remember, and she'd end up teaching her kids to be leeches.

>>30116191
This is the truest opinion.

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faggots

>>30116722
Chill out, Puff.

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Sorry for dm29.

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>>30114853
>>30115334

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>>30118047
I will murder you and your entire family and I will burn your house down.
FUCK.
NEVER EVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN YOU WASTE OF CARBON.

>>30118077
No

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>>30118948

>>30059901

What science related things are you doing, /nst/?
I am doing a soxhlet extraction.

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>>30121258
The closest thing I recently did that's related to science was watch Bill Wurtz's new video over and over again.

>>30121258
An expansion on the soxhlet extraction, my goal is to find a product that actually lies about the content of fat in their product and then sue them to get mad cash.

>>30123038
"Now lick 'em."

>>30121258
Making a budding wasp's nest my bitch to see if I can instill a fear strong enough to keep the fuckers from stinging me, but sting everyone else
So far I have not been stung, but there's only a single wasp in it, so

It's barely even science, honestly

>>30126647
inter-species dykeshit is a crime

>>30125455
>wasps.
>fear.
Top lel, you will have more luck with just destroying the nest and look for shelter while you wait for their endless rage to pass.

>>30121258
>What science related things are you doing, /nst/?
I don't think math and programming count as science, but I'm trying to generate a few million special numbers I need for reasons. The straightforward way to do it is very simple, but I'm trying to make an algorithm that when implemented as a program can finish within my lifetime. More than anything, I need to sit down and JUST do it.

>>30122044
>and then sue them to get mad cash.
Scratch everything above, this is a better use of my time.

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>>30131732
Math is science (or rather, it's the basis in which science is made), programming is based on science (math) but it's not science on itself, it's like medicine, in that way.


>Scratch everything above, this is a better use of my time.
Not really though, because I would have to invest money in suing them in the first place to then get the money.
Not to mention that when or rather if I find a product that actually does lie, I need to keep doing the same test for say two to four months to confirm that it was a one in a million error or if they are actually lying.

>>30131732
>I'm trying to generate a few million special numbers I need for reasons

Have you considered using this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Million_Random_Digits_with_100,000_Normal_Deviates

>>30132473
Yeah, I actually looked it up shortly after posting. I suppose it depends on whether you consider science to only be the knowledge about the physical universe, since math just chugs forward and leaves others to find an use for it.

>>30132859
Actually, what I'm trying to do is just passing through a function every digit from 1.000.000 to 10.000.000 and keep what comes out for later, so I don't think that'd would be of much use.
>The book was reissued in 2001
Though after listening to the five discs of the Conet Project on one sitting, I might as well get a copy of that to keep on my bedstand, and pair of dice on the other side for symmetry. Some girl is bound to chuckle eventually, right?

goodnight nst

I hope nu-Alien is good.

Tits.

whew close call to dead

>>30136284
>not letting the ded general die

>>30136319
U mad bro?

>>30133878
It was, 15 bucks well spent.
Now, I feel that "le epic final twist" should have been left ambiguous.
Good comeback for Riddley, though I feel that Robin Hood was his comeback and fuck everyone who didn't like it.

>>30107561
Weak little fist bump. My fucking sides.

>>30107574
10/10 did not disappoint. Thanks NST.

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"Did you knew Hellenists didn't believe on their gods."
He really jumped the shark on that last video.

where are you jeff :(

>>30140937
Dead and kinda uninspired lately. I'll get something written tomorrow, probably, but it might not be great.

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This thread needs more Adagio.

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I hate you all. Take a Trix

>>30142034
ill take it

>>30142034
>HOLY SHIT. YOU WERE SO BAD AT SEX THAT SHE IS BURNING YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

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>>30143055
We can say she had a Burning love for him

>>30143221
You could have used the SciTwi edit.

>>30143375
I dont have that one

>>30143055
lol

Best girl

>>30143844
For shame.

good night.

>>30043846
Yo Jeff are you ever going to stop by the incest thread again? We miss you.

>>30146529
I don't think I've ever written in the incest threads. If you're thinking about the Twi x Velvet story, I've been writing/posting that here in NST.

>>30146594
incest is best when in nst jeff

>>30148889
dont know how makes these, but god damn, these are the cutest Sunset´s i have ever seen

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>>30118047

>>30148967
The most appealing feature of that picture is the tasty looking hair she has.

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If only Twi had this ass.

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>>30143844

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Juni is pretty cute

>>30151883
Was it rape?
Do you think she ever told Shining?

>>30151364
Who?

>>30151916
Yes
No

>>30151916
No
Yes

>>30151916
Turns out it was Shining, she was comforting Twilight so that she wouldn't tell anyone.

>>30152955
Traps are the best