giraffe is best pony

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>>30041793
Tongue should be blue. It's a distinct giraffe thing

>>30041788

Fuck off the sloth was cuter.

>>30041793
I want it to sound my urethra and feel it internally tongue fuck my balls

>>30041788
As a writefag who has written a story with a giraffe, I'm happy to finally see one in the show.
Specially when she hit her head in that door.

>>30041788
Geraffes are so dumb xd remember that Reddit meme lol

>>30041848
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>30041788
Why did they give it pony style eyes?

You would think that they'd give it bead eyes for some distinction.

>>30042174
That's because it pisses you off.

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>>30042174
Because this show is made by Canadians

>>30041788
she really remind me Kadath's Puzzle:
https://e621.net/post/show/656087/anthro-big_breasts-blue_eyes-breasts-cardboard_box

inb4 furfag, i watch furry porn only ironically

>>30042174
Giraffes are sapient but dat free health care nigga

I beard that she has the tallest "cuckshed" in town.

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>>30041788

>>30041788
Why do I feel that "Giraffes are secretly sapient" headcanon is going to persist in this fandom?

>>30042793
because its fun.

>>30042793
Likely we'll never see a giraffe again in the show, and nothing will prove us wrong, we know from Secret of My Excess that some sapient non ponies visit the vet, and it's nicer to think that giraffes are people, not animals. I love Selenophile's headcanon >>30041822

>>30042174
Ambiguity.
It anthropomorphizes her. Implies giraffes are as intelligent as ponies. Leaves creative options open for future writers.
brb autisming up something

>>30043486
Giraffes are the apes of Equestria, problem solved.

>>30041871
>inb4 fartposters

To be fair, the vet's face looks like a reaction to a SBD from him.

>>30043520
>him

>>30041816
Bear is a dick.

>>30042270
How do half canadian half anything else looks in South turd

>>30041788
That is the face of someone who gave up a long time ago and just lives every day in a flavorless, uninspiring world...

put giraffes in the air
put giraffes up in the air

>>30042166
I think the better question is what the fuck isn't wrong with you?

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>>30042174
>>30043486
This was more straight-forward in my head...
Basically giving her beady eyes would have limited potential giraffe stories about as much as making her talk would have, since by confirming one option you're eliminating the other. They hit a sweet spot that can mean either: maybe she's smart and didn't have anything to say, or maybe she's not and the eye's are just cute. Point being it doesn't step on anyone's toes; that responsibility gets hot-potatoed to the first guy on the writing staff to get a solid giraffe idea.

>>30043498
>apes
That's Zebras. ^:)
No but seriously I think that's the opposite combo. It's surprising to see how consistent characters with speaking roles & simple eyes are in their... barbarism, I guess? Tirek, Iron Will, Ahuizotl, diamond dogs, changelings, most dragons...

>>30041793
>>30041848
unf

>>30042778

assassinmonkey has really improved over the years

>>30042270
only Developers is from canada
the 99% is made by USA

Otherwise i would end up in flops like jonny whipcrack test

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dam she necc

do not fuck the giraffe

>>30045013
Fuck the police.

>>30045001
You know, that's actually a pretty tiny giraffe.

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>>30041848

>>30041961
Did you write that Annabelle story in /swt/?

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>>30041848

>>30043486
This. It leaves the option open. the animators wanted to minimise the damage if a giraffe episode happened.

>>30041788
Are goats sapient? Coudnt figure out if Irons Will lackeys weren't just smart animals. Also wierd they gave a giraffe eyes of the sapient pony but goats had the dead eyes of an animal.

>>30041788
I can't believe giraffe is now canon.

THAT MEAN DEER IS CANON

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>>30046005
Goats came across as sapient to me, but also kind of conniving and dumb, and their dumbness seemed like it was played for gags. Basically like henchmen. Their eyes were no more dead than Garble's eyes or a sheep's eyes, though.

>>30042838
>I love Selenophile's headcanon
Yeah, that comic gave me a good laugh too.

It's actually been well-known for a while that Giraffe's rarely make any sound at all and they rely on body language for communication with themselves. When they do actually make any sounds, their vocalization it's in a really low frequency that is incredibly hard to detect.

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>>30041871
Forgive me for I have sinned.

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>>30047740
fuckin bastard, made me kekk

>>30047740
FUG :DDDD

>>30046115
There was a deer.
Don't tell /k/

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>>30041788
That's a bit of a stretch.

>>30047740
geg

>>30047740
Now make a racist frog giraffe.

Gina

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>>30048198
Why not? We could use the influx of new people. This place is pretty low traffic these days. And as long as they aren't posting anthro or EqG it's good by me. Deer threads were kinda fun.

>>30048247
That's what they went with? What a fucking shit. I knew I should have just started tagging things with Beanpole the first time I heard it.

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>>30048460
They can be kind of weird...

>>30048468
Well yea, they'd fit right in.

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>literally the day after this ep came out and I had fapped to this giraffe twice in a row
>go to the zoo for an early mothers day celebration with my mom
>cincinnati zoo
>that's actually not a bad meme, it was the cincinnati zoo
>they have a giraffe feeding platform
>just happened to be the time after a show where you're allowed to feed the giraffes
>ohfuck.jpg
>buy some special giraffe flakes(tm) for an innane price
>they give you specific instructions on how to feed them, going through a long lecture
>the thing is crowded with toddlers running around, families, with zoo security guards watching like a hawk
>todaywasabaddaytowearshorts.png
>suppressing a boner and lewd thoughts of giraffes by holding my breath until it physically hurts
>my turn comes up after ten minutes
>as soon as i stick my hand out the fucking thing licks my face & arm completely
>instant boner
>have to awkwardly move a hand down to pin it
>as i'm walking out there's some grizzled guard staring at me in disgust
still embarrassed about this, although it's been some great fap material

>Be underpaid guard for zoo.
>Have to deal with screaming kids and parents all fucking day.
>Work the giraffe enclosure today.
>Kids screech, animals feed, my feet hurt, etc.
>See, no feel someone make it up to the platform.
>Apparently Fat Bastard exists and is wearing a shirt two sizes too small with a tiny horse on it.
>Watch as this...thing reaches out his club of a hand for on of the giraffes and it just fucking licks him Probably smelled cheeto dust.
>He has a boner now and stares at me for ten seconds before wobbling away sputtering "You too"
>I should have been a Walmart greeter...

>Be guard named Colby at Cincinnati Zoo
>Love my job
>Get to work around my waifu all day
>A giraffe I have names Lucy
>It's the worst part of the day
>The time when random faggots get to touch mai waifu
>Some fat fuck with a pony show tshirt steps up to feed Lucy
>She licks his face and arm
>Hella jelly
>The fat fucking faggot pops a 3 inch erection and tries to play it off
>I glare at him the whole time
>It doesn't help that the coworkers who know about my waifu call me Colby The Cuck

>Be giraffe at Cincinnati zoo.
>Don't know how I know this specific part because I am a dumb as fuck animal.
>Realize it's food time because I just got done entertaining the apes.
>The tiny ones are fun but loud and fast, but that's fine.
>Ten minutes in I notice something approach.
>This monkey was different, but he still had snacks.
>As he came closer he had a curious smell so I licked him, and instantly needed the food treats to get it off my tongue.
>The angry ape who stands all day made mad faces as the large one ran away.
>Still got more treats.

>>30046115
I am sure we have had deer in the show before.

>>30048839
They were in the episode where Fluffer Butter fake sang.

>tfw this thread ruined zoos for me.

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>>30048676
>>30048710
>>30048737
>>30048772

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>>30048676
>>30048710
>>30048737
>>30048772
You fuckin guyyyyyyyyyyyyys...
I was waiting on a "be anon's mum"
but now the combo's been broken so ce la vie

>>30048997
I-I can try to combo for you if you want, i'm sorry.

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This thread

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>>30049008
Pham no it's fine, you did great. 11/10. It's my own autism acting up, I didn't reply earlier when the posts were brand new 'cuz I liked how they flowed one into the other with no reactions in-between and was curious if it'd go further.

>>30049177
I-i I can totally do an anons mom greentext so you are satisfied!

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So this is the power of a comedy greentexter..

>>30049177
Also it was my and two other dudes writing, who don't even know one another.
Makes it more fun, like a whose line of green text.

>>30049192
They were funny because they came naturally to you all, doing more because somebody else thought it'd be funny wouldn't have that same magic to it anyway. Don't worry about it.

>>30049259
If I gave one of you a giggle that is enough...
I just show up to get a chuckle out of someone to make me smile,

>>30049276
You could give me a giggle with it anon.

>>30049304
If I did make your day a little better, then I feel amazing.

>>30045060
Just like the ponies, she's little.

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>>30049276
That song's probably the biggest affect the show's had on my IRL life.

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(You)

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>>30049783

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>>30046604
>>30043727
>>30046005

What about D-Dogs?

I thought they were the most 'animal' race but i always forget the goats existed.

3 of the main Dogs can talk albeit in broken english, and one of the generic guards could, but sounded even cruder than the others

Perhaps exposure to magic gems made them 'smart' enough to speak

>>30041788
Did we agree to name her "Tiny" after all?

>>30050138
>fags on derpibooru wanna name her "Gina"
Unoriginal fucks arent they?

>>30050149
Gina is a cute name.

Tiny isn't very feminine, sounds more like a diamond dog name or a joke name for a minotaur

>>30050160
Google image search "Gina the Giraffe"
its like naming a dog 'spot' . Yeah its cute and fitting but you kinda come off as a tool for using it

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>>30050166
>its like naming a dog 'spot' . Yeah its cute and fitting but you kinda come off as a tool for using it

>>30050138
I sure as shit didn't

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>>30050178
you said "dick"

>>30050178
its a stock character name is my point. Its like chad, or jenny, or abbigale for the token black female friend who grew up in a white neighborhood but still gets to be sassy and black. Or Jim, from the office , or the main character with the simple one syllable name like zack, or john. You get where im coming from?

>>30050071
They were in the "antagonistic races" pile. There got to be too many to fit in, see >>30043743 for a more comprehensive list. The Chimera counts under that section as well IIRC.
At any rate I'd put them above goats. They may have a shitty caveman society but it's still A society.

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>>30050314
Oh and Buffalo.
...Posssssssibly excepting Lil' Strongheart? She didn't have irises but did have eyelashes & eyes shine. Which is more than the stock meathead buffalo got. It's similar to how Spike & Ember are two of the only dragons with complex eye designs, since they're presented as especially nuanced & thoughtful for their species.

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>>30048676
giraffes are for lewd

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>>30050798
yup

>>30050798
Wow. Imagine the blowjobs...

>>30050862
I want her to look me in the eyes while she does that

>>30041793
>>30041824
Easy enough edit I guess.
See, y'all in four days. Save this image while you can.

>>30050988
personally id prefer that tongue exploring my anus.

>>30051027
SSB4's overhaul on Falco was a weird one, huh.

>>30050988
You know you could upload it to upload.teknik.io or pomf.cat and give us the link instead of directly upload the image to 4chan so you won't get banned.

That's a good edit though, only better if the tongue was less bright purple and more black/purple like it is in >>30050798

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Finally I get to post this

>>30051055
Shit, I am retarded. Here you go.
https://u.teknik.io/2hErJ.png

Old version:
https://u.teknik.io/PJr9M.png

>>30051059
Is she going to steal his eaten apple?

>>30050988
>>30051074
Any chance of a tongue in urethra edit?

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>>30050897
not to mention the sloppy makeouts

>>30051074
Thanks mate. A new image to add to the 'best porn' folder

Giraffe waifu greens when?

>>30051296
Ah, thanks mang.
>>30051102
Also, here you go you sink freak.
https://u.teknik.io/z7its.png

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>>30051345

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>>30045001
While decent necc, Luna proves you can do better.

>>30051392
settle down astro
fuck

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>>30050071
A lot of people see Diamond Dogs as "regular dogs but uplifted," but I never got that impression. I just figured they were meant to be the show's goblin equivalents, like kobolds or gnolls or something. More dog-monsters, and less "some dogs in this setting can speak."

>>30050353
There's plenty of visual shorthand that goes into character design, but it's mostly meant to give impressions or feelings. You can't really use it as proof of a single character trait, because that's not the direction this sort of thing is coming from.

Yellow and red eyes can often signify meanness, anger, or a general menacing feel. Dot eyes can show simplicity, but they also mean innocence, because what you're really seeing is a pupil/iris so large that it overwhelms the sclera -- effectively giving the "big eye" effect on a small scale. Eye-shine can mean innocence, or thoughtfulness, or it can just be a way of breaking up a solid shape. These are all meant to be first impressions, though, and not end-all be-all logic sort of things.

>>30051236
>when an animal sticks its tongue in your mouth when a normie can see you and you have to pretend to be disgusted rather than aroused
that poor guy

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>>30048676

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>>30048676
That's hot, man

>>30048676
He probably thought you were groping your dick, not just pinning it down. If you hadn't reached for it or called attention to it, I doubt anyone would have noticed.

>>30048676
Kek

>>30052978
Mate, I don't know how small your dick is but when you're wearing shorts it's rather obvious if you have an erection unless you pin or otherwise conceal it.

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>>30052978
Even at full mast, no one would have noticed.

>>30052990
instead he could have stood straight up and pumped his hips out to assert his dominance.

>>30052990
That doesn't mean a random security guard is going to be looking down at your crotch, unless you explicitly direct his eyes there.

>>30052997
What do you think it looks like when someone with an average sized dick is walking around, in shorts, with an erection? If someone has a 5 or 6" dick it's going to be standing out a solid few inches and be extremely obvious. It's one of those things that people would catch in their peripherals, they don't have to directly stare at his dick

>>30053009
Granted, but it's still less noticeable than actually reaching down for it and making a scene, especially to a security guard who's probably trained to watch for people reaching for things.

>>30043486
I agree. Perhaps she tried going to the same doctors Twilight and Spike went to in "Secret Of My Excess" who were all

>srry bby, pones only or gtfo

>>30048676
Amazing how pornography makes you aroused by things you shouldn't be aroused by.

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>>30053153
>aroused by things you shouldn't be aroused by
>shouldn't be

>>30053161
You think you should be sexually aroused by the animals you see at the zoo? Or the dogs that you see as you walk down the street?

>>30051059
i want her to sit on my face

>>30053198
you dont think you should be aroused when a beautiful mare walks by you with audible winking?

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>>30053198
Dogs? Nah, man.

I'd just fuck all the big cats at the zoo, the giraffes, and zebras.

>>30043727
>file name
I hate you

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>>30053243
>audible winking

>>30049783
sauce?

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>>30049986
sauce?
reverse search gives me nothing.

>>30053198
Well, I am, and I didn't condition myself to it, so why the fuck shouldn't I?

>>30053198
We can't always control what gives us boners, man.

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>>30053198
>not being turned on by tall, leggy blondes

>>30054712
Let me guess... you see a video about human been deepthroat with giraffe.

>>30053016
>especially to a security guard who's probably trained to watch for people reaching for things.
That... is a very good point.

>>30053016
probably ruined that guard's day to realize that >>30048676 was just a pervert and not a maniac with plans to glock a giraffe.

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>>30054712
That nostril looks big enough for penis.

uhm

>>30041788
lets call her... Deep Throat

>>30053024
Exactly.
Alternatively nobody understood Swahili so she just kept her mouth shut.

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>>30053272

>>30054620
This is an edited porn gif isn't it.

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>>30055392
gross

>>30055525
Technically no, it's not an edit, it's a WIP of the animated version of >>30041793. But it'll be porn, yes.

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>>30055392
>>30055536
Yes, gross
I like it

>>30042773
What the hell is this shit? Rude.

https://derpibooru.org/1428897

>>30055605
>reddit and memey

>>30055609
As an onlooker who doesn't even watch it: don't be a cunt, yeah?

>>30053198
Yes.

>>30055605
Really wanted to know what he wanted the giraffe for

>>30055697
sexual

>>30055609
d-d-d-d-don't be a URRRRRRP cunt, anonymous
i-i-it's a funny -s-sshow because they stutter URRRRP alot

>>30055609
What the fuck does Reddit even mean anymore

>>30056150
>look how contrarian I am
>I dislike the thing that most people agree is good
>Take THAT mainstream society

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>>30055697
based on its expression, something interesting.

>>30053243
I have yet to hear the sound winking makes, because it never seems to make any.

>>30056164
>he likes anything lamestream

>>30056170
thats kinda hot

>>30056750
I can guarantee you haven't watch any real life mare porn you absolute fucking casual

>>30058265
I don't need to, since I can watch real life horses directly.

>>30058327
>I don't need to, since I can fugg real life horses directly.

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>>30050916

>>30048676
And the twist: the giraffe was a he.

>>30048676
>be cincinnati zoo iron fence
>love my job and being good at it
>strong as fuck
>I pretend to be made of nipponese steel when there's no one around admiring my slick bars
>no idea what nipponese means, heard one visitor talking about it and it sounded cool
>must be some famous fence
>anyway
>love my job
>because I get to spend it with the love of my life
>she's shy, she hasn't told me her name yet

>another work day in the amazing life of me
>keeping watch over little hoomans
>my giraffe waifu watches with me
>then something unexpected happens
>something amazing
>one of the hoomans reaches out his hand for some reason and this catches my waifu's attention
>waifu must've figured he needs to clean his hand, so she lends a helpful hand
>or rather, tongue
>and she penetrates through my iron bars
>the sensation was incredible
>we remained like this for whole 30 seconds
>thank you hooman, you are my best friend

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>>30061021

>>30061021
Kek.

>>30053931
I'm not sure. I found it in the mlpg thread.
It looks like it made it into derpibooru, but nobody knows where it's from yet.
https://derpibooru.org/1433032

>>30060741
not gay if it's a different species

>>30062684
Are you sure?

>>30061750
Well, first appearance in the archives had a Tumblr filename, if that's anything to go by
>tumblr_opo3iiTyv81r6mkr8o1_1280.jpg

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>>30061750
>>30064312
Found it
http://kartoonkorner.tumblr.com/post/160480326794/ok-heres-some-quick-coloring-i-decided-to-add-to

And a bonus sketch version.

>>30064345
Neat.

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>>30063424
Absolutely.

>>30050862

Holy fuck that's lewd. I want to see more.

>>30050862
>Greentext
NOW!

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>derpibooru actually went with gina

>>30067668
Have there been any other names for the canon giraffe?

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>>30067668
>derpibooru went with a shit name

>>30067668
derpibooru goes with the very first name suggested for every character

>>30067823

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>>30055392

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>>30048676

>>30068048
Can you belive half of those faggots wanted to call the ship appletaps despite how easily it was confused with applejack/tender taps.

>>30067668
It's been going with Gina since before this thread was submitted how late are you.
Besides that was the name the first fanartist gave his drawing of her if you wanna choose the name how 'bout YOU draw the next waifu first.

>>30070815
thats a really stupid system. that makes her more like an OC owned by the first fag to speed draw something of whatever it is.

>>30070815
>whoever draws fanart of a canon character first gets to name it

lmfao literally kys

>>30070800
As opposed to the other way around, which is easily confused with Trenderbloom.

would you eat giraffe pussy?

>>30072022
Who wouldn't?

>>30072022
How could I not? It's right there at eye level.

>>30072022
Every fucking night

>>30072000
Yes but you just need to double check the name to see it it tender not trender. with appletaps you need to click on it.

she's cute

>>30073180
She is.

>>30042793
it´s better than thinking of her as an animal
because those eyes just don´t fit to an animal

>>30072401
I'm proud of you ...
You bet my sweet ass , if given a ladder of some kind I would eat that pussy for lunch and dinner every day

>>30070826
Well he's the one who drew the first porn as well so I say let him have it.
>>30070830
no u

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>>30052153
I'm well aware, like I said t'was just commenting on the surprising consistency. It's a first impression that stays reliable further down the line. Speaks volumes for how good pone's character design is desu.
On which note >>30043727 should have Breezies in the second box too. And something else that I'm forgetting...

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>>30041848

>>30074950
>if given a ladder of some kind
manlet detected

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>>30048468
>>30048481
Pic related. Though I think this /b/tard is also a /k/ommando

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>>30076853
I saw that thread.

>>30076713
I mean is it tall compared to humans as well?

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>>30077431
I guess this needs to be updated?

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jesus christ i wasn't expecting this thread

>>30077543
any measurements like this are thrown off by inconsistent perspective

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>>30077431
for you

>>30078001
not enough for it to matter

>>30077543
That needs to be trashed

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>>30077689
Why not? /mlp/ has loved giraffes for ages, and now there's actually one in the show.

>>30077543
She's about 2.5 Fluttershys tall, and Fluttershy, like most ponies, is about 3.5 feet tall, so she'd be a little taller than an adult man.

>>30042166
what the hell man
why are you even here then

>>30076853
post the one about hunting with ied

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>>30082613
This one?

>This thread
vet de shit.

>>30041788
100%

>>30054620
I was hoping she would lean in and kiss the viewer.

>>30072022
I would love to.

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>>30082666
>riding bike to work
>pass ponding basin
>see geese on sidewalk in front of me
>already lowering their heads and hissing
>drop off into the street so I don't collide with their faggot asses
>hear angry honking
>one of them is flying after me
>[t-rex chasing jeff goldblum.avi]
>FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

>>30041788
>While sentient giraffes are treated like uncivilized beasts

>>30085872
just run them over

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>>30085872
5.5mm Velo-Goose when

>>30086058
>and dumb zibbers are treated almost the same as ponies

Neck yourself.

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>>30090908(You)