What are the chances of Rarity's baby being yours?

>>30033656
If it's a boy and he immediately sends her to the cuckshed after he's born then he's definitely mine.

>>30033656
What are the chances of it being not a animal?

Well, assuming I have as much of a chance as any other partner of hers, it should be one over however many that is. Lemme figure it out real quick...

What does "E^-6" on my calculator mean?

>>30033656
Higher then the chances of fluttershys babys being discords but lower then the chance of it being big macs
Somewhere around zephyr level

>>30033666
The baby belongs to the devil

>>30033656
about the same chances as OP not being a cock sucking faggot.

>>30033679
100%?

>>30033690
i said not being.

>>30033700
I know

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>>30033701
Nice try OP, but you're still a faggot

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>>30033709
You are

>>30033656
1/male population of the planet

I don't recall us ever having relations.
But there was that one weird time when she made me tea and I woke up in her bed covered in fluids

>>30033656
0%
I had a vasectomy. No child support for me, bitches!

>>30033869
>bragging about being neutered

>>30033875
Do you even know what a vasectomy is? They didn't castrate me, you fucking idiot.

>>30033656
If it ain’t mine, good chance I’ll have new football.

>>30033882
whatever you gotta tell yourself.

>>30033869
Let's see if the courts will agree with that though.

http://myfox8.com/2015/04/27/impossible-father-paying-child-support-for-son-that-cant-be-his-2/
http://fox6now.com/2016/03/24/man-protests-law-requiring-him-to-pay-child-support-for-another-mans-child/

The same chances of her be a virgin.

>>30033820
Underrated post

>>30033882
>my car doesn't move any more because I severed the fuel pipe, but it's not broken! I can probably still sew it together again whenever I want!

Okay, buddy.

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0% She is fictional Character in a fictional world. The EQG world isn't even representative of our own so, no 0%. Don't be delusional.

>>30033661
At this point I'm just impressed how quickly you can respond to every new thread.

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>>30033656

Since I am a sandnigger. I am guessing, pretty high actually.

>>30033656
The chances of you getting laid.

I'd say I'm in the clear.