How do you make her laugh, /mlp/?

>>30026720
i dont

>>30026720
Pull my dick out
;_;

>>30026720
Rock jokes.
It'll get through her layers

>>30026724
Came here to post this
;_;

>>30026720
Tell her the story of my life

Place my tiny monkey dicks next to her gigantic horse dong.

>>30026720
Interesting question.
Maud is not the type of pony who would laugh (not even internally) to silly puns. That's her sister Pinkie. My idea is that she doesn't react to immediate puns, because they need a certain degree of emotion she can't possibly have. Instead, she has very strong internal reactions to slow building of relationships. So probably I'd first try to become her friend, and then, only then, find a way to make her laugh.

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>>30026720
I like to believe Maud is the type of pony that is always in their "shell"

I want to find out what event has made her this apathetic and help her as she cries out her emotions on my shoulder.

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>>30026720
I tell her that Glimmer just died and the writers won't have to write her sister as a fucking idiot only to make the new pony look good.

>>30026764
Died on the way to her homeplanet?

>>30026720
Pull out some rock candy and pretend that it's an actual rock and study it with the wrong rock studying tools.

>>30026720
Tell her the pussy echo joke.

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>>30026788
Hopefully.

>>30026720
Blow raspberries on her crotchteats.

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
I'LL SLAP MY KNEE

>>30026720
Make Boulder laugh.

pull her dick out

>>30026720

Get Boulder to tell her some rock jokes.

>>30026720
>rape

>>30028410
>anon tries to rape Maud
>his dick gets stuck between her rock hard buttocks
>anon drastically tries to find help but realizing everypony will treat him as the scum of the earth if they find out
>luckily his bro Discord game him a phone to call him just in case
>call the phone
>Discord appears and stares at your humanrockponytepide for a while
>then he collapses on the floor and starts convulsing in fits of wild uncontrollable laughter, his body parts falling off
>for some eerie reason, Maud starts laughing too
>anon starts wondering what the fuck is going on
>Discord, trying to hold back his fit of hysterics, explains that Boulder is a piece of the very same stone Chrysalis's throne was made of
>since Maud's body has been subjected to the magic of the stone for years, Discord cannot really do anything and the only way to set anon's dick free is to cut it off and then pull it out

>>30026720
rock jokes, don't take them for granite
>>30028214
Drake is best

>>30026720
Beat the shit out of her.

Do the things that made Chris Benoit laugh
make someone fall

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>>30026724
>>30026731
Same
;_;

>>30029094
Fucking penis shaming fetish pics

>>30029079
she is not a masochist like (you)