>You'll never be kiss-raped by ponies.

>>30021520
Give me the name of that nigger artist. I need more inspiration for self-insertion greens.
Google image search brings up nothing you kike, neither does the file extension.

>>30021520
Holy shit, someone turned my shitty oneshot into a comic?

>>30021545
DankFlank
https://derpibooru.org/1429272

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>>30021574
Blessings of horse pussy be upon you my friend. Here is an image 4u

I think it's shoutingisfun

>>30021520
Surprise surprise. It's the absolute worst ponies to be kissed by, each with their own flavor of cock to choose from. Wonderbolt, Incest,and all of Equestria.

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>>30021588
What about this one?

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>>30021677
>"sweet candy kisses"
>she will never apply cotton candy flavored lipstick, giving her lips a cyan hue

>>30021520
Glad to see someone made a comic from that greentext.

>>30021520
Heaven must be like this.

>>30021762
the fuck is this furry shit?

>>30021557
Do the other 3.

>>30021520
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30021762
I bet you call these pony's coats "fur" too.

>yiff_in_hell_furfag.png

>>30021520
das fucking LEWD

>>30021677
fucking hell shes so fluffy

>>30021520
Hot-dorable.
That mouth xray part is pretty creepy, though.

>>30022680
yeah, someone should remove the teeth and see if that helps

>>30021520
>rainbow dash
Shit, what a waste

>>30021520
YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF WHAT MADE THE CARTOON SHOW GOOD TO BEGIN WITH.

Just what kind of fans are you!!??

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>>30023215
Now we didn't.

>>30021677
No.i like mature

If a pony wanted to kiss me I would think they were teasing me which would most likely be the case.

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I need more of this.

MORE.

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>>30023285
>that feel
t-thanks for reminding me

>>30023513
I'd even be surprised by something as simple as a pat on the back or a hug.

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>>30023528
pls
no more

>>30023285
>>30023528
>>30023547
In the extremely touchy feely and affectionate world of Equestria? I doubt it.

>>30023580
I guess it would take some getting used to.

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>>30023580
Imagine. Imagine being that one poor fucker that not even happy magical pones would touch, or really even acknowledge exists aside from a passing hello or nod of the head.

Imagine being that guy.

>>30023593
It would be extra sad if the guy didn't do anything wrong either. The ponies just don't...feel anything toward him.

>>30023593
>>30023605
I remember reading about something something like that, ponies tried to be friends with Anon but they couldn't stand being near him. Turned out that because he is without magic he feels cold and unpleasant as magic is friendship and he had none. Or something like that.

>>30023593
>>30023605
>>30023637
And then he walked into the Everfree and didn't come out, never to be seen again.

>>30023966
No. Twilight turned him into a pony and he befriended the critters in the Evergreen.

>>30023990
>turned him into a pony
FUCKING DROPPED

>>30024010
this

>>30024010
>>30024012
>nohooves

>>30024031
I don't want hooves. I want the things I want to fuck to have hooves.

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>>30024031
>transformation

>>30024103
Only time transformation is ok is if another person is being transformed into a pony and you get to shove your dick up their marevag.

>>30021520
I need it.

>tfw will never have

>>30024128
English mother fucker.

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Post more horse kisses, fags.

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>>30025473
best kisses

>>30025479
Slimy kisses.

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>>30026833
heated kisses

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Extra sloppy licky horsie kisses.

>>30027751
I want to see Rarity have sex with a clown made out of ice cream.

>>30027806
I'm certain there will be

>>30027751
Oh sweet Jesus

>>30027918
I swear if there isn't I'm going to find a way to make it happen. I'm so mad there isn't porn of it already.