Sleepy edition.
Dead horse:
>>30016741
/mlpg/ died?
Can we finally shitcan this board and permaban pony posters from the site now?
>>30021178
It's only natural for the thread to die with the way it's been going lately.
We'll simply die more and more until we drop the image limit rule altogether.
>>30021178
No, the death of the remnants of /co/'s pony circlejerk is a joyous occasion.
THE PISS IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE SHITPOSTS!
wow /mlp/'s newfaggotry is shining today
>>30021178
We're just too lazy to make the new thread these days.
>>30021192
HOL' UP
>>30021205
weird, the mods seemingly only ever seem to do their jobs in just this thread, too.
>>30020988
>200+ ponies inside
That's a lot of pone!
>>30021226
is it the important pone?
>>30021192
what was the marker password after boop got changed?
Are you excited for tomorrow's episode, MLPG?
>>30021251
since I know what it is, not really
but fresh reviews are always fun to read
>>30021265
how long does a special last? 40 mins?
>>30021265
>Dragging Starlight glimmer in hell
I mean she's not even on par with the main ponies but not even she deserves that. That's just cruel.
>>30021265
>no Dazzlings
Meh.
>>30021265
I like the sounds of these so far.
>>30021278
I think it's 22 minutes like a normal MLP episode.
>>30021265
Poor Glimglams
>>30021265
>Juniper Montage
what a fucking awful name
>>30021347
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch
>>30021251
>Fluttershy episode.
I am already disappointed.
FILLY
I
L
L
Y
>Canadian episode will air 15 minutes before the normal episode
>you either have to sacrifice 5 minutes out of the new episode or the old "new" episode
Burn the fucking leafs.
>>30021397
What the fuck is their problem
>>30021265
The last one kinda sounds a little bit interesting. The rest is complete garbage.
>>30021411
They're leafs.
>>30021411
>>30021265
>there will actually be pony Sunset for the first time since the first movie
I'm already sold
>>30021373
Juniper Lee is not Juniper Montage.
That latter combination is just retarded.
>>30021464
How
>>30021508
In the scheme of pony names, there's a certain sense to them. IT ties into their being. Gloriosa Daisy gets a sort-of pass because they're both plants. Juniper Montage is two wildly different things, unless you're talking about a montage of bushes.
I want order and sense in my pony off-brand naming schemes, dammit.
Parental Glideance will air this Sunday.
What do you expect?
>>30021526
Porn
>>30021521
But you don't know anything about her yet
>>30021534
I know her name's stupid.
>>30021550
You're one to talk
Rainbows have nothing to do with dashing
Truly a 0/10 pony
>>30021555
When she flies, she leaves a rainbow streak. A rainbow-tinted dash, as it were.
>>30021526
maybe some embarrassing stories from Rainbow Dash's younger years.
>>30021561
And you have no idea what this Juniper Montage is like yet you automatically assume her name has no connection to her character
>>30021589
Well, there's two ways of it going: she'll be somehow related to juniper bushes/berries, or she'll be related to montages.
Or, she'll be related to neither and they just wanted/needed a nonsense pony-like name for the antagonist.
I have no hopes for or delusions about EQG and its quality.
>>30021602
Unfortunate since the last three movies were good
>>30021605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRuOmDd-p4g
>he skipped over the flashback scene
aww
with our dextrous human hands and ability to put our dicks inside a vagina for more than two seconds without cumming (i assume), can you imagine the amount of attention we'd get from the mares (and stallions) of equestria?
we'd be seen as sex gods
how would you handle all the constant flirting and attention from sexy equines?
>>30021623
>sex gods
>with a comparatively tiny penis
I know it's more about what you do with it, but you'd still spend most of the time "prepping" with your arm instead.
>>30021605
>>30021612
fluttershy is so cute when she laughs
Anyway I can get an invite link to the discord?
>>30021630
>ywn be elbow-deep inside her hot wet mare pussy as it squeezes your arm rhythmically and she makes noises you didn't even think a pony could make
>>30021615
I like his Maud voice, good shit
>>30021670
It makes me kind of hard
>>30021615
why are these so fun to watch
>>30021526
Rainbow parents being very embarrassing parents and cheering on her daughter.
I hope they don't make them ugly or something.
At this point I'd be surprised if we DIDN'T see rainbow siblings. I expected Dash to be an only child but after Flutter Brutter it's like, anything goes.
>>30021615
>all those jabs against waifus
>>30021615
>not making a joke about her enabling pony communism, Stalin and gulags
It was okay I guess.
>>30021615
yeah what the fuck he didn't even acknowledge that Maud was the mastermind, disappointing 2bh
How can we redeem Maud?
>>30021718
I think she's doing fine, she even made a couple jokes last episode that genuinely made me laugh
Have some Maud OC
>>30021718
She's still funny tho
>>30021689
I kind of want a compilation of all his Glim and Trixie fucking in a wagon scenes
>>30021686
I just hope they're really proud of her.
>>30021615
>then again why wouldn't I expect to see the main character of the show
Top bants
Rainbow'scutejealous filly sister.
>>30021684
It is the one form of joy your brain can create anymore.
>>30021729
>bored
she looks absolutely thrilled though
>>30021750
Sunset is best shimmy.
>>30021752
>Rainbow dear you have a new little sibling on the way!
>>30021733
the thought of those two fucking superhard is a huge turnon
how do you think they usually do it?
>>30021761
My God...
Did she train in bush tactics from Dash?
>>30021615
>He didn't post it here.
Aww, man.That was great.
>>30021761
I bet Glimmer takes control with all her spell ideas
>>30021428
Too bad that part will be off screen
>>30021770
>tfw DWK is ded and hats us
>>30021781
Everyone is ded and hats us.
Even we are ded and hat us.
It's hats all the way down.
pony took the words right out of your mouth
>>30021777
wew lad
>>30021382
that filly seems up to something
>>30021265
OH MY GOD
WHAT
>>30021729
Maud is maudtastic.
Why do I get the feeling Forever Filly is going to have Rarity treat Sweetie Belle like a baby?
>>30021770
>>30021781
He's got reaction videos with poorly drawn OCs now.
He's too horse famous for us.
I was at work, what happened and why are we dead?
>>30021825
>first it was tumblr stealing our contributors
>now it's youtube
>>30021830
Faust was here and said she's leaving 4ever
>>30021837
Batten down the hatches, cause it's the end of the world as we know it and I don't feel fine.Seriously, what went down?
>>30021841
nothing, we just fell off the board
>>30021830
we're all masturbating to the thought ofSUNSET SHIMMER BECOMING PONE AGAIN
>>30021840
I can't wait to see my favorite small horsie in her true form again
>>30021847
So you mean to tell me that just because Isaac wasn't available for five seconds, that we are crashing and burning? This is more ridiculous than the time they found phone numbers in a dropbox and started shouting over absolutely nothing.
>>30021849
>>30021851
nooo stay in high school land forever
DONT CROSS THE STREAMS
>>30021856
You will never stop pony from ponying!
Pony will pony whether you like it or not!
>>30021265
>As the pages in her journal run out, there's only one thing for Sunset Shimmer to do: return to Equestria to get a new journal!
go on...
>There, she meets Starlight Glimmer
YES
>and agrees to bring her back to experience life at Canterlot High
why.jpg
>>30021861
Uh I have a gun????
BACK OFF???!?!?!!?
>>30021855
we also didn't fill the image cap I think
>This is more ridiculous than the time they found phone numbers in a dropbox and started shouting over absolutely nothing.
I don't remember this.
Also we are always talking about MLPG dying
>>30021863
Because "buy our toys we're failing with this brand."
>>30021634
i want to kiss her horsey mouth
>>30021855
>>30021884
>>30021686
this is our last chance to imagine what dash's mom is like before she becomes canon
what have you imagined about her before now?
i always thought she'd be a real beauty but her parents were probably rich and always gone which is why dash turned out the way she is, with a cloud mansion but kind of a cunt
>>30021195
Forever!
>>30021855
We don't have enough NEETs to be on the watch if the thread is about to die.
>>30021840
>>30021868
We don't always reach image limit.
>I don't remember this.
Back in February, an anon killed a thread to inquire about one "tegafinop" dropbox of pony porn due to the presence of a list of phone numbers in said drive. No less than five seconds later, everyone was like "OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S GETTING GOOD" even though absolutely nothing productive happened. See for yourself: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29464586/
>>30021911
not reaching image limit is like jacking off without cumming
kissable filly pussy
>>30021863
Because it's a EqG special retard so there's no reason to be surprised that it takes place in ayyland. The pony side will probably be a brief one. But it's surprising to me that they actually added the real glimmer. I guess ponytwi is off the tables since there's scitwi
Taking care of a filly is like starting a business.
>>30021931
What exactly is the difference between regular EqG Twilight and Scilight? The way I see it, they're exactly the same character with a different hairstyle.
>>30021884
What the fuck
>>30021849
sunset's cutie mark in that picture is pissing me off
>>30021889
I love this one
>>30021884
H-her big...
>>30021972
nothing like a snooze after a good long mare bang
>>30021615
For some reason when I keep his view of glimmer in mind, I like her.
I didn't really like the last one, but this recap was great.
>>30021972
>i will never be a pretty mare with trixie as my girlfriend
why even live
Why none talking about tomorrows episode?
>>30022010
Because it aired last sunday.
>>30022010
Because everyone already watched it
>>30022018
I didn't. I'll get a fresh horse tomorrow
>>30022015
>>30022018
>not watching the show on its intended air date and time
You are the cancer killing /mlp/.
>>30022015
>>30022018
We're still getting 2 new episodes this weekend though
>>30022006
maybe Fluttershy could be your girlfriend
Trixie doesn't have to know
>>30022026
nigger I haven't watched shit yet
>>30022026
I don't really care if people watch leaks or not. Some people like to wait and do it on the same day like tradition, some people just like pone as soon as they can possibly get it.
The only wrong thing to do what you're doing, because you seem to care more about the fandom than the show, which is bad.
>>30022010
t b h I'm waiting on Sunday's episode. I want to see how much butthurt it generates
>>30022026
We're going to get two new episodes this week too, and this won't be the last week this happens. Unless you don't mind being heavily spoiled by being here, you'll eventually have to watch the Threehouse releases.
>>30022029
fluttershy would be such a nice comfy girlfriend
just keep the animals away from me
i don't want them to watch us bone
>>30022058
she would insist they watch
Still looking for that invite...
>>30022058
Mating is a natural process Anon. Why wouldn't you let nature watch.
>>30022060
>ywn pull out of fluttershy's pussy and cockslap angel right in the face with your musky mixed juices
>>30022073
>>30022074
ok but the whole i'm rutting fluttershy i'm going to stare them right in the face saying "you're next"
>>30022073
https://discord.gg/011rkCcT9b6p1cK0L
>>30021265These all sound fun
>>30022161
>vore lovers
>>30022129
She has magic.
Why doesn't she just transform my head in a small bloody statuette like she did to the tree in Look before you Sleep?
>>30022058
nice meme image
>>30022129
Pony is spider
>>30022173
how dare you enjoy things that I don't like
>>30022210
I'm so sorry.
>>30021265
>sunset meets starlight
NOT CANON REEEEEe
>>30022203
>>30022223
The entirety of eqg isn't canon. Why care?
>>30022161
reeee this isn't mlpg
>>30022226
Anon, I...
>>30022224
I love that fabulous mouse
>>30022234
I had to read this twice before I could understand it
That sucks, because it's such a simple concept
>>30022236
I don't
awww yeah
FriNEIGH
i just realized that the new logo changes out twilight's colors for starlight's colors
she's the actual new main character
and I'm fine with this, because twilight is still involved a lot and they're both fun
>>30022253
I want to pet that excited stallion
>>30022251
Well, she doesn't love you either
>>30022266
Hes a pretty darn cute one
>>30021894
I pictured Dashs momma to be an athlete like herself and her father to be either kind of boring or also an athlete
>>30022253
Oh
yeah...
Hey guys, look
A new page
>>30022260
The colors are Twilights mane stripes tho
>>30021215
Lookit
The greatest legacy of MLP:FiM isn't the characters, or the setting, it's the creation of a popular new species for furries to draw porn of.
Long after the show and its fandom are gone and forgotten, the only thing left to survive will bea steady stream of depraved OC pony fetish porn.
>>30022302
>maud will never break your legs
>>30022317
Twilight is the new marker pony?
I HATE IT
>>30021294
>implying
Drag her to hell! She's racist!
In all seriousness though, most of Starlight's episodes are pretty edgy.
>>30022360
Define edgy
>>30022353
shes made it to the big leagues
give her a white cape
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCT1tAbK9XgoSxAi2xUIqY4w
Any of you seen this guy's vids?
>>30022360
If you think any MLP episode is edgy in any way you should go see a mental health professional
>tfw have to go to a funeral tomorrow and am going to miss the new episodeI feel bad for thinking this.
>>30022392
hello newfriend
>>30022392
nah, he's an alcoholic dude weed lmao faggot who likes eqg
>>30022370
An attempt to challenge the norm in a way meant to invoke certain reaction. Usually comes off as misplaced or corny.
>>30022406
It's not that good
>>30022426
Pretty much describes Glimmer perfectly
>>30022392
enjoy ur stay
>>30022436
How?
Sunset Shimmer will appear in the S7 finale
Pony spent 14 American Dollars on air-injected corn and sugar fizz water.
>>30021265
Where are the hatershitters now?
BLOWN
THE
BUCK
OUT
>>30022434
>>30021265
even if I don't like the idea I love Glimmy no matter what! Pony or human it doesn't matter I love her!
>>30021265
when are these coming out
>>30022317
https://www.google.com/search?q=new+mlp+logo&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
for the show and the movie, they replaced the bright pink hues with starlight's blue mane highlight
twilight and starlight have comparable mane colors, the highlights are the big difference
>>30022488
she's a much needed replacement for twilight anyways. her character never recovered after S3.
>>30022447
I got some "potato wafers" on sale the other day
.75 for 5oz, and that was on sale. I think it's $3-4 normally. 3 bucks for 1/3 a lb of baked potato.
Junk food is for cucks.
Thorax and Ember get married to join their kingdoms.
how good is your background in filly theory
>>30022488
I dont see it. I see twilights mane and not starlights
>>30022497
funny you should bring this up, i think she was a needed replacement for the main 6
twilight's character has only gotten better since s3, but it's too hard to contrive up some conflict between the main 6 since they're all good friends now
>>30022453
In what way?
>>30021215
are you being purposefully difficult?
>>30022515
I think he believes that since they're introducing a FiM character into EQG that that means Sunset surely will be coming to FiM.
>>30022523
boy is he in for a disappointment
>>30022392
Pretty good, guy needs to get some help so he can go back and do season 1 onward
Is your body ready?
>>30022572
Glimmer is such a friend slut
>>30022392
He's much of a sunset shimmer fan, not interested. I do appreciate he just uses tree hugger for an avatar, rather than a horrible self designed pony like most YouTube mlp commenters
>you will never tickle a pony
>>30022580
she's assembling a new mane six
>>30022615
WE HAVE TO STOP HER
>>30022538
Yeah, he's pretty deluded.
That's why I'm going to be laughing my ass off when these idiots become disappointed by the Magic Mirror special.
Some of them keep talking about Celestia meeting Sunset or that she's going to have adventures with the Mane Six. Motherfucker she's literally just going there for fucking paper lmao.
>>30022621
I hope we get an episode with all those pones
>>30022392
Thank you new friend, here's a new webcomics you might like (it involved anon in equestria):
http://pencilsponyforge.tumblr.com
>>30022515
>Sunset is canon, has been and now is more canon
>More EqG and Sunset
>Sunset will be in the MLP movie
>more Sunset art
>Obamacare repealed
>Miley Cyrus denounces pot
>Mario comes to New York in his new game
>Frozen is getting a sequel
>Hey Arnold! movie coming out
>Prequel got an update
>Buckley died
Absolutely
Irrevocably
BLOWN
THE
BUCK
OUT
>>30022621
>>30022636
friendtastic four
>>30022653
>Buckley died
>>30022653
>Prequel got an update
Holy shit really?
>>30022653
>Sunset will be in the MLP movie
source?
>>30022655
they are ponetastic
>Anon didn't lie to me for once
>>30022636
well we might see them again when they have the big mac has a crush on sugar belle episode
>>30022682
Yeah I am hoping we do and its not just sugar belle
>>30021265
>EQG
How the mighty have fallen.
I-I can't believe it, eqg will be canon.
I just don't understand. Why why why why why did they have to make it canon? I'm actually fucking angry right now. EqG is so goddamn shit yet they just HAVE to make it canon to FiM for no reason at all.
I hate Hasjew so goddamn much
>>30022704
What the fuck are you talking about you moron
>>30022682
That's really the only episode I'm worried about.
It just seems weird.
>>30022706
They're making EqG canon you fucking retard.
>>30022706
it's probably just >>30022653
false flagging
no one really posts like that but him
>>30022711
>fale flagging
there are people retarded enough to give half a shit about eqg when it's posted, do you really think they wouldn't freak out if eqg suddenly became canon?
Are Aunt and Uncle Orange DINKs (Dual Income, No Kids)?
>>30022724
>some special shit that has them to do with the show as much as the first and second movie.
The show will continue to go on as nothing ever happened.
Fuck sake the show itself proved that EqG is not canon. Nothing will change
>>30022737
We saw Aunt Orange walking with Babs in the background
>>30022737
Gee Anon, I wonder who Babs' parents are. It must be a coincidence that she's from Manehatten and that first time when she came to the Apple family reunion was also the first time the Oranges came to the reunion.
>>30022758
of course, Fancy Pants and la Fleur!
Which flag~pon would you rather serve on?
>>30022737
I got your dink right here pal
>>30022770
This is why not even Pinkie Pie comes to your parties Anon.
>>30022778
sh-she's just really busy
Oh fuck it's friday night.
Oh wait, it's friday morning.
Phew, that was close.
>>30022777
Why didn't Thorax rape Chrysalis in the season 6 finale to assert his position as the new ruler of the changelings?
none of this shit would be happening if Gloomy were still around
>>30022707
i just wonder where they were going with this
i guess they probably rethought it after everyone screamed INCEST
Goodnight horsepeople
>>30021192
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30022834
sleep comfy, cadence
>>30022807
she is. just tiny
>>30022826
They're better when they're friends.
Anyone else want a grimdark reboot of MLP?
This butt's advice isn't canon.
>>30022856
We already partly had that with the Sombra timeline
>>30022859
How well can you draw pone?
>>30022856
Go to bed, Sergey Ivanovich. And take "mature" grim, darkness, suffering and all the other Goth things with you.
>>30022862Chaos rules, Imperium drools!
Don't mind me, I'm just slashing your galaxy in half.
>>30022922
you know, I never thought about it but since these are chaos gods we're talking about how the fuck is it that they're just pouring their resources over and over against a bunch of idiots?
I mean they spread across the galaxy and that's it
Do you know how small a galaxy is compared to the vastness of the universe
saying that a galaxy is a grain of sand in the desert would be an exaggeration, it's way less than that
so why aren't they just moving away and conquering new galaxies
I mean the humans of the imperium are pretty much fucked anyway, if you take the chaos out of the equation they'll nuke themselves to death because the mars techpriest sneezed on a button
>>30022961
how would GW sell overpriced minis then?
>>30022859
>fuzzy cutie mark
thats a nice touch
>>30022999
filly treats are actually just made out of apple cores and old chinese newspapers
>>30023010
>buying fake filly treats
>>30022961
Because the rest of the world does not exist or concern the setting.
Cooking up a quick in-character explanation: Because they can only manifest their power in warp. As such, they are concentrating their energy on the Milky Way galaxy since it used to be the home of Eye of Terror (now that fancy new scar I posted earlier) which is where the barrier between warp and real universe falls apart and allows them to fuck around.
It's not like they are "pouring resources". Their minions are immortal and infinite. Any Chaos thing that dies simply reappears back in the warp.
>>30023014
the generic brand tastes just as good, filly
>>30022961
There's also the implications that the Tyranids have devoured entire galaxies and the fact they are more or less capable of intergalactic travel (apparently even beyond the Local Group, so there's no reference to their true scale and capacity).
>>30023014
I want to nurse that filly back to health.
I enjoy a good boop every now and again
>>30023054
Filly doctor prescribes that filly premium filly treats to be taken 15 to 20 times a day
>>30022873
I can't.
>>30023124
How can I trust that doctor? She's a filly too.
>that new recap
How does he keep doing a fucking 11/10 Maud?
>>30023168
Because is Maud, everything Maud related is 10/10.
>>30022653
REPEAL AND REPLACE
WITH SOMETHING BETTER!
Maud will never talk to your dick
about rocks
Guardians of Reddit 2 was pretty good, Anon.
>Apl
>>30023209
>>30023209
Good.
>>30023136
better than I could ever do with paint anon, good jorb
>>30023319
Meh.
I can do much better with more time and a better program but there's clearly diminishing returns after a point.
>>30023168
>no rock puns
>10/10
Fucking maudfag
>>30023367
WENK WENK
>>30023387
NO WENKING
>>30023367
Trash holding Luna.
Shimmer and Glimmer take over the multiverse
>>30022999
What happens if a human eats a filly treat?
>>30023552
The only thing Trash and Trash do is smell like fucking garbage.
>>30023619
>>30023619
>Celestia not harassing Anon to make friends
>Anon personified by just putting him in a green hoodie (and green eyes here)
>Pony riding human
What is this bullshit?
I don't like that I like it.
>>30023633
I like it. He looks like an actual human instead of a mannequin.
>>30023633Is it time?
>>30023642
When isn't it?
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>30023670
>tfw anon isn't real
Your Waifu has been drinking,and she's not sharing any of it with you.
>>30023726
She'll have to compromise eventually
>>30023726
tell her that's my mountain dew
>>30023726
Good. Makes it easier to smooch her.
>>30023714
>>30023726Not before she gives me a wet, drunken kiss
>>30023765
the thought of a little mare anguishing all alone wishing she had a human to cuddle with makes me sad
is it okay to keep a bird in your house as a pet
>>30023780
What do you think the mares in MLHG talk about all night?
>>30023726
She can have her daiquiri, I don't mind.
>>30023813
Probably getting big spooned by big humans andhow long they last in bed.
>>30023813you
>>30023813Boys
>>30023810
As long as you love her.
Pony packed her bag last night
preflight
zero hour 9 am
>>30023840
>verdana
Gross
>>30023840
God if only
>>30023905
Don't worry, I'm sure that's exactly what they talk about. Mares are very lewd creatures, after all.
Here Trixie Trixie Trixie~
>>30023938
Are you sure? I think that's just us projecting.
>>30023976
Nonsense, just look at how they act in the show.
>>30023967
Do you remember when that guy was pushing his Trixie eating pinecones headcanon?
>>30023855
She's a rocket pone.
>>30023987
INHERENTLY
LEWD
Filly has fat thighs.
>Applejack is part Pear
>she's also an Apple
>Pinkie might be her cousin
Why is every earth pony somehow related to each other?
>>30023993
Man, that was ages ago.
>>30024067
Lots of fuckin'.
>>30023987
That's just Rarity doing her Rarity things, though.
>>30024062
>>30024067
I think you know the answer to that
>>30024067
VERY fertile.
>>30024078
>Taking her from behind
>She makes eye contact
>>30024082
hhhnggg
>>30024082
AJ would be the best mom
>>30024078
I loved those guard pones
>>30024084
Squeeze cheeks.
>>30024067
Intense breeding urges. Earth ponies are the sluts of Equestria and they love having tons of kids.
>>30024078
How can one mare be so attractive?
>>30024082
>a filly will never call you mama by mistake
>>30023855
What if Dash becomes the first ponynaut?
>>30024082
>>30024094
>>30024098
Most
Motherly
Mare
>>30024125
No way that'll happenit'd be Scootaloo
>>30024101
That episode was neat
>>30024122
Being happy is overrated anyway
>>30023704
I always click it
>>30024084
>both marks
unfin
>>30023704
Is it that time already?
>>30024121
She was made that way. Designed for maximum unfage.
>>30023847
Gabby is very cute.
what's her name now?
>>30024067
Earthies are inbred hicks
Have you panked your Ponk today?
>>30024207
I have.
It's time for fluffy horses.
>>30024175
>>30024127
>Kids who started watching the show when they were in the target demographic could have easily began puberty
>There are kids who had their first sexual awakening to ponies
>They have a near bottomless well of porn to look at when they start looking for it
I kind of envy them.
I can only imagine the mental warping it causes.
The target demographic is going to reach horsefucker age some day. I don't know how many of them could stay into a show they watched since they were 7, but if we get a tenth season we could witness someone who was shaped by the show and warped by the fandom during almost their entire childhood. A super breed of horsefucker whose life has been the ride for as long as they remember.
>>30024207
I prefer to jack my apples.
>>30024232
I like the floof
I have been here since season 1 and still have no sexual attraction to ponies. They are just very cute.
>>30024252
Yeah, sorry dude, but you're probably like double gay at least.
>>30024237
bridles are so hot
>>30024243
Yes. YES!
>>30024252
I don't believe anyone that tells me they don't have the strong desire to fuck Rarity
>>30024265
But I don't like stallions either.
>>30024243
Does zephyr have a disease? what the fuck is with his fur?
>>30024268
only if they're put on willingly
>>30024286
Its not gay if its a stallion though
>>30024295
it's his way of expressing himself
he has bad taste
>>30024295
What the fuck is wrong with your face?
>floof
I prefer poof, myself.
PPony is cooking for her son and his wife. It's his dirtiest birthday.
>>30024252
>>30024252
It's a shame. You're literally missing out.It took about a year until I caved. First it was humanizations and that seemed justifiable but then there was a really short anthro phase until I realized I might as well just masturbate to the actual ponies.Ponies have a very good size and shape.
Plus, you know.
>>30024320
I don't understand what this sign is trying to tell me
>>30024310
yikes, what a retarded style
>>30024328
Maybe this one is easier for you, Dash.
>>30024332
What's wrong with it?
>>30024328
have you tried not being dense?
>>30024339
excessive fur; it just looks dumb
>treehugger doesn't have excessive fur
>zephyr has his stubble, which is a given, but has a shitload of extra fur
for what purpose
>>30024339
the implication that pegasi have feathers anywhere but on their wings
>>30024337
>>30024314
This pone needs more art
>>30024346
Tree Hugger isn't a pegasus
Ponies are gay and dumb.
The perfect threesome.
>>30024351
This will be on the test, Dash.
>>30021939
they are two different people
EQG twilight is from equestria, scilight is native to the highschool dimension
Both exist at the same time
>>30024346
I think he wants to make pegasuses look more like birds
>>30024379
>look more like birds
where the hell can i find furry birds
>>30024351
Confused Dash is my favorite Dash
>>30024384
mostly at birth
>>30024067
Pinkie is like, 12 tiers of removed from applejack
>>30024359
She needs to come backinto my heart
>>30024401
Go back to yakkestan you terrorist.
finished inks on the pongo
>>30024401
She rekindled my love for indian food. After trying a few different places i got a little too adventurous though and had a memorably bad time with it coming out the other end. Thanks Saffron.
>>30024351
why is dash so dumb?
>>30024405
pls don't be mean to Saffron
>>30024423
she just learns differently
sooo shiiiii
>>30024351
Does this make things a little more clear?
>>30024444
I have questions about the Equestrian education system
>>30024416
>not having a intestines of steel and a golden butthole
>>30024187
Which one? Parasol or Twinkleshine?
>>30024413
is that outfit based on something?
>>30024413
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
>>30024457
g1 moondancer, who I guess is now twinkleshine
their colors are basically the same and cutie mark is very similar
>>30024471
>>30024473it's a Jojo referencebecause bombs
>>30024471
Maybe.
>>30024479
>>30024481
I guess I'm going to be forced to watch this at some point won't I?
>>30024474
Different pones entirely but I remember speculating about that as well, I even had her tagged as possibly moondancer on the first background pone wall
This one has always been Twinkleshine, we just didn't find it out for a long time
>>30024486
I mean, you don't HAVE to. But if you like dumb action stuff (that gets dumber and cooler as it goes on), it's a fun show.
Pony come back.
You can blame it all on me~
>>30024454
Do you think Saffron has a golden butthole?
>>30024486
I'm not your obnoxious weeb friend, anon. Do whatever the fuck you want.I do recommend it, though. It's great stupid fun
>>30024503
I can guarantee you she has at least one golden part.
>>30024524
>>30024545
Good girl. You get a sticker and a cuddle.
>captcha: 1500 restaraunt
What episode is tmr? Are the Canadians going to the next one and the one airing in the US tmr is the one that aired on Sunday?
Would you execute two or more ponies, so a new one is born from their bodies and blood?
>>30024570
But then you have a net loss of pony. Why wouldn't you want a bunch of ponies instead of one pony?
How do you know you're not actually a filly in disguise?
>>30024578
Will it go away if I give it food?
>>30024578
>anthro
>>30024578
>star trek
rrrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
>>30024413DEADLYQUEEN :^)
>>30024605
Hey, she's trying
>>30024605
I almost ree'd but its so obvious its intentional
So a friend basically blackmailed me into trying friendship is magic. Got to episode 7 of season 1, and quit because I couldn't stand how all the episodes seemed to be really simplistic lessons where you could see how the episode would end from a mile away. I went and read up on the summaries to see where I would start actually enjoying the series at, and it seems to be the start of season 2. So I just started watching episode 1 of season 2. My question is, as someone who hates the childish lessons that are obvious (sharing, caring about others), but enjoys the more complicated lessions (peer pressure, reintegrating someone who was evil back into society), should I just drop the series since I fucking hate season 1, or will I like the series going forward into season 2?
anyone wanna play StarCraft
>>30024620
Season 1 is important to understanding the charm of the show and the lore. There are incredibly important episodes like Winter Wrap Up, Cutiemark Chronicles, Suited For Success.
If you can, try to not feel like the simplistic lessons are trying to teach you as much as you should just enjoy the cuteness of the show. Or, think of the simple lessons as reminders of the importance of those simple lessons. Some of the simplest lessons are ones we ignore in real life.
>>30024620
There is going to be a mix of the two
One episode with Applejack has a really clever lesson, I think, but not everyone read into it that way
You should watch it for the pony memes, that's what the first two seasons were for
And the music, it gets better
>>30024620
I'd say it doesn't kick off with "advanced" lessons til Season 4. Remember that it's a show for little girls under age 10 - most people who shill the show tend to trump it up a bit, but it's still very good.And welcome to Mr Pones' Wild Ride
>>30024629
As long as I can have only medics.
>>30024636
>Applejack episodes
>clever
Which one was that
>>30024635
Well, I read the episode summaries to all of season 1's episodes, so I should be fine there.
>enjoy the cuteness of the show
I typically do not watch shows for art style of any kind, or cuteness.
I see the simple lesson episodes the same as I see monster of the week episodes in other shows. Drab, predictable, dull, padding.
>>30024636
Pony what? Don't keep up with memes of any kind.
Just finished episode 1 of season 2, and it was awesome! Discord seems like a cool and promising villain, hopefully doesn't back out of being evil. Starting episode 2 excited.
Don't trust the fillies.
>>30024662
I think you might end up loving the show if you like the S2 opening episodes. Twilight actually stops doing the "what I learned about friendship" thing in S2 anyways so the lessons and moral become much less overbearing.
>>30024637
Out of the 7 season 1 episodes I watched, I considered the applejack lesson of not being afraid to ask for help a advanced lesson. Typically, the more simple approach in child shows is to be told to be a entitled little shit that should expect everyone go bend over backwards to help you all the time. Its a mature lesson to teach that working has a limit, and there is no shame in asking for help when you have to. To not let yourself get worked into the ground.
>>30024675
It sounds to me like you are saying:
>Season 2 is where the series becomes self aware and stops repeating itself so much
Which if that's the case, that's great. I definitely wouldn't expect that from this kind of show, and just expect it to constantly repeat the same lessons over and over again. That was back when I hated the show due to all the pony spam going on. I am hoping you are right.
>>30024663
What about colts?
>>30024720
I don't do guns thanks
Filly!
>>30024696
If you decide you like the show enough that you want to keep going I think you should really consider watching the rest of S1, there are some great episodes in the 2nd half of it. Or at least watch my favorite episode from the whole series, Bridle Gossip.
>>30024723
Do you do stallions?
every time you call Celestia sun butt she hears it
>>30024656
The one with the spa towels
Fillies don't exist.
Pay no attention to her.
>>30024656
the cider one?
>>30024764
I love her sun butt
>>30024740
No thanks, reading the summaries was enough to tell me that I wouldn't like those episodes.
>>30024775
then Bridle Gossip at least, it's just a really funny episode, the lesson they learn is practically of no consequence
for me anon, don't break my heart
Filly is on assignment.
>>30024775
At least watch the best episode in the show, Suited for success
Remember to frisk fillies, they can easily hide weapons in their manes.
>>30024578
>>30024822
you really shouldn't frisk fillies
>>30024783
>>30024794
Ok, I just tried watching both of those episodes and didn't like them. I didn't like the gossip episode because I hate the cliche "looks like a villain but isn't" shit that happens in shows. I didn't like the one with the clothes, one because I have no interest in episodes dedicated to that kind of stuff, and two because it just wasn't that funny to me sorry. Also:
>don't break my heart
I always thought the whole "if you are a fan of MLP then you act like a shy scared girl" was a cliche myth. Especially since I see it as a myth that being a fan of a tv show can change who you are.
Episode 2 is still awesome so far for season 2. Discord is probably my favorite character, wish they made him look a bit more ugly though, it would have been awesome.
>>30024822
Her mane isn't the only place to hide a weapon, so make sure to do a thorough search.
>>30021265
you got me
>>30024830
>I didn't like Suited for success
You can fuck right off my man
>>30024839
Fair enough.
>>30024830
>>don't break my heart
>I always thought the whole "if you are a fan of MLP then you act like a shy scared girl" was a cliche myth
It was a joke you big autistic jackass
Well I guess people enjoy different things about the show, so I'm glad you're liking S2. Discord actually comes back as a character but not until S3 so you can look forward to that.
I was gassing the parasprites around my house and i accidentally killed a breezy hive. is that like a crime? am i going to jail or what
>>30024830
>a myth that being a fan of a tv show can change who you are
It's about internalizing the values presented. The show doesn't change you, you change yourself. But, nobody says the show can't provide inspiration. Some people just need a catalyst to make themselves a better person.
That said, none of those people are here.
Did you bring the fillies?
>>30024764
It's a compliment.
Remember to buy your pony press on horseshoes.
With light up bits.
>>30024841
hope you're getting these episodes from somewhere that ships them with all the pixels included
http://yp1.yayponies.no/videos/episodes.php
S2 best = Australian iTunes raws
>>30024847
Frankly I almost always hate those stories about how MLP changed someone's life. They always seemed so pathetic. Not that there's anything wrong with an episode just cheering you up or something like that.
>>30024846
>gassing parasprites
>not just becoming a one man band
You'd be fined either way. Now you have no hope.
>>30024843
Hahahaha ok then. Lots of the people I knew that hated the series would say that, so I am glad to be proven wrong there huehue.
Cool, I will look forward to his return.
>>30024847
Yeah this is true. I've mostly peaked in that department since I have seen way too many shows over the years.
Yeah ok.
>>30024830
>I didn't like the one with the clothes
>because I hate clothes
Way to miss the point
>>30024854
No, I watch them on websites. My computer cannot download anything really, its mainly a work computer.
What happens if you pet a filly's featureless crotch?
>>30024863
The point was to speak up when friends burden you with too much. Nice lesson, but have no interest in clothes designs so no thanks.
>>30024879
>Skipping the best episode in the show because you hate clothing
>>30024863
i mean, he said
>I hate the cliche "looks like a villain but isn't" shit that happens in shows
about bridle gossip ffs
There are some retards here who I wouldn't credit with immediately understanding Zecora's true nature, but anyone with a pair of brain cells to rub together should understand that the plot is not generally the reason why an episode is good.
It's good because it has silly ponies doing silly things.
>>30024874
The features appear.
I can't believe any of you people are taking this guy seriously.
I NEED MORE PONIES FOR THE PONY WALL
>>30024884
There's a difference between hating something, and having no interest in it. Its possible to be neutral sir.
>>30024892
why wouldn't we?
seems normal to me, just has different tastes
Who needs friends? I have all I need right here.
>>30024892
i'm assuming he's a fake, but it's a better topic to discuss than nothing
>>30024886
Also character interactions.
>>30024892
I just got here, what guy.
>>30024892
What, is there something wrong with me? I used to hate the series, and now I am getting into it thanks to Discord, am I getting into the series for the wrong reasons?
I am surprised that I seem to be getting any attention at all here, so I guess I will be a namefag for the thread. At least until I leave or something.
Ember coming back when?
>>30024924
Probably sometime this season.
>>30024907
We occasionally get people who pretend to have just seen an episode or a season and just shit all over it nonsensically, and I think that because you don't want to watch S1, which is what most of us originally fell in love with, it has some people wondering.
I dunno, I think you're probably legit. I think you should post what you think after you watch new episodes, it's always fun to see fresh perspectives.
>>30024924
Triple threat
>>30024921
Don't worry, a lot of "oldfags" here didn't start til Season 2 either.
But they'll curse you for pointing it out
>>30024904
To expand on this, FiM is a character driven show, not a plot-driven show. Its ability to make a weak story fun through interesting characterization is what sets it apart from most cartoons, and all previous gens of MLP.
>>30024924
Episode 15.
>>30024921
Since you are a new namefag I must know this info about you before i decide if you are cool or not.
1. What is your favorite filly
2. what is your preferred style of ponut
3. favorite size of horse boob.
4. what do you think is the best papajohns dipping sauce.
>>30024944
this person is retarded
>>30024936
No, dumbass, the issue is with skipping episodes.
I got in after S1 was over because I prefer to watch a season all in one go.
>>30024944
This all seems rather irrelevant.
>>30024955
Me think anon doth protest too much
>>30024928
>>30024930
>>30024938
Okay, but will they fug?
>>30024936
I started with S1 around when the show was first airing and although I liked it I've liked most of the progressive seasons better. It's mostly nice for establishing character relations and background but I think a lot of ideas are built upon greater in subsequent seasons so its understandable if someone may not like it as much as we might here.
>>30024969
Yes.
Thorax will watch
>>30024929
Ah, I see. When I first thought about the show, I was like "a little girls show where every episode is about teaching basic lessons everyone with half a brain already knows, akin to sesame street or something". Then, I got to episode 7 and REALLY wanted to just drop the whole thing entirely, because it felt like I was entirely right. Then I went and read episode summaries until I could find something that sounded interesting enough for me to watch it, and it was the start of season 2. A new villain, testing their attributes (reminded me of the kim possible episodes with the attitudinator and evil ron, my favorite episodes), actual threat of Twilight losing herself to it as well, followed by episodes about someone who used to be evil having to deal with how society sees them now, and a episode dealing with Rarity having problems with her sister. All sounds promising to me, and much better then what I originally thought the series would be like. I wasn't going to say this because I thought it would be a unpopular opinion, but I am not a fan of the opening song. I've watched other shows with opening songs that I didn't like as well (ugh, american dragon jake long's opening song is horrible I hate it so much), but that doesn't keep me from enjoying the show.
>>30024944
1. My favorite filly is evil ron from Kim Possible. Would have been awesome if they made a entire series for him somehow.
2. I prefer mochi sprinkled with plenty of sugar and rice.
3. Marceline the vampire queen.
4. I prefer shrimp alfredo. I enjoy more pasta then I do pizza.
>>30024983
I pretty much skip the opening song every time, it's really cheesy
>>30024983
Personally, the opening theme is a little corny to me as well, but after 7 seasons of this show it has become somewhat endearing to me now and I'm more than used to it. Plus its pretty short and I usually skip it on the rewatch anyway.
>>30024983
The opening credits are awful, I skip them every time.
However, I and other people have pointed out, you're missing the point of what's fun about episodes like Bridle Gossip and Suited for Success, especially just from looking at the synopsis. Most of the better episodes are in the second half of S1, too.
>>30024975
Just watch?
Pony wants to ahegao.
>>30025006
>>30025008
Thanks.
>>30025027
For the last time, I read the episode summaries. I KNOW what happened in those episodes, down to every single detail, I just refused to watch them and decided to read them instead. Please stop.
>>30025050
I'm going to post zecora just to spite you
>>30024969
of coursh
>>30025071
DON'T MLEM
>>30025071
I wasn't supposed to like girl dragons mlpg
not like this
I love horse pussy and asshole A LOT but I know deep in my heart that my wife will be a dragon.
>>30025088
What kind of idiot doesn't like cute dragon girls
The festival of fillies has begun.
>>30025121
that's not a real festival, I'm not giving out cookies to the fillies
</zebra>
>>30025088
ITS HAPPENING
>>30025059
Smoochable zebra
but really I want to go to the changeling gorefest
>>30025203
i want to cuddle the bugs
>>30025208
>>30025186
what does she taste like
>>30025216
horse
>>30025216
>>30025221
Love herbs
>>30025214
>tfw no qt lovebug
Filly could kill a man with a spoon alone.
>>30025263
I'll spoon filly right now I don't give a fuck
>>30025071
There a full one to this?
>>30025283
it looks like the mare wife guy and he doesn't do lewd afaik
>706: Forever Filly
Who is ready for the NOI episode?
Love the zebra
>>30025309
but it's a Sweetie episode
>>30025302
Knew it looked familiar. Oh well, I'll have to settle for super cute. Spike is one lucky bastard. First Rarity, now Ember.
>>30025365
>he gets a pretty dragon AND a pretty mare
>you don't even get a dragon
>>30024444
How is she holding her face?
>>30021770Man, I passed out immediately this morning after I finished the video. I was about to post it now but you guys already found it.
>>30024764
Her butt is as big and round as the sun
>>30025397
why do you say hurtful things
>>30025407
That was wrong of him. Have a cute pic instead.
>>30025407
I want to pet her horsey face until she smiles again
>>30025377
Spike is the dragon child I aspire to be.
>>30025302
Isn't that lad dying
Pank it real good
>>30025454
not always
>>30025461
No such thing as panking it bad.
>>30025487
but if we aren't punished for our transgressions then we can't grow
>>30025499
The only transgressions I see here is that you haven't panked it hard enough.
>>30025522
alright
pank me
From horgans to excited neighing, how excited are you about seeing Sunset in her true form again?
>>30025528
You brought this on yourself, man.
Slutty Coco is so great
>>30025549
She is built for breeding.
>>30025556
Stop making me have lewd thoughts about marshmallow hooves
>>30025556
Man, there sure are a lot of them built for breeding.
>>30025567
Then have some lewd thoughts about foal bearing hips.
>>30025577
god damnit Fluttershy
you better not be getting pregnant again
>>30025583
But that's what she's best at.
>>30025582
Like warm memory foam
>>30025587
oh, yeah i forgot
the episode where we learned that lesson was really weird
>>30025606
well you're not a pony
Earth ponies are made for breeding.
>>30025615
>implying this would stop me
But theres nothing there
>>30025624
I bet Fluttershy feels like a ripened peach
>>30025638
He's right you know.
>>30025640
Smells like one too.
>>30025640
I could eat a peach for hours
>>30025638
>But there's nothing there
>He does not get off to the pleasure, intimacy and love of his partner instead of simply simulation.
What are you, a pleb?
the ponies cast one of their genital obscuring spell on you and refuse to remove it
>>30025672
>can't see it
>can take advantage of mares in broad daylight now
nice
Messy manes.
Yea orneigh?
>>30025692
Most definitely yea.
Stallions could have boners 24/7 and you wouldnt know
>>30025692
that's ruffle rape
Shimmy vs Glimmy
>>30022961
Are they even intergalactic beings?
Also it's not like the chaos gods actually care that much. If they wanted to, they could wipe out the Imperium immediately by just being more generous with their blessings.
But it's their followers who try to kill it off, not them. And their followers do not have the full support of the gods.
>>30025728
I see ponut
>>30025728
yea
duh
>>30025728
ofc
>>30025721
It's not rape if it's your sibling
>>30025692yay
>>30025728
yeah
>>30025717
I'd still feel them
>>30025804
>>30025804
>>30025804
Living with your heroes.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.