AnonFilly Thread: Ded Edition

>>30020722
I want to trap her in my cock.

>>30020729
Your cockshed?

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>>30020722
Anonfilly cuckqueen when?

>>30021033
I want to cuck anon for nyx

And will die again.

>>30022065
if only there was a steady stream of content. i wonder what might be scaring people away...

Does Anonfilly get talked about in other places besides this thread? Maybe you can attract more contributors if you spread Anonfilly to other sites, like the Russian chan or any other site that has a place to discuss ponies?

>>30022169
I had an anonfilly in my story but stopped posting it in this general. Mostly because I stopped writting that story soon after.

>>30022169
Fantastic idea. Though EqD already beat you to it.

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Quick, filly is a grump. How do you cheer her up?

>>30022237
Hug

>>30022237
>Applejack gives her cider

>>30022237
call her a cute

>>30022237
call her a faggot it'll remind her of home

>>30022433
might have the opposite effect

>>30022237
>Be a filly thanks to Twocunt Sparkle
>Decide to sit on a hill somewhere quiet so you can calm yourself down and stop looking so damn angry
>The silence does not last long, however
>You hear a bunch of Anons in the distance talk about how they should cheer you up
>Now you're even more grumpy
>This just isn't your day

>>30022237

>Get Twigglit Sprinkler to turn me into a filly too.
>Go Go Gadget hot filly lesbian sex.
>Good end.

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>>30022237
nachos

>>30022169
the filly does it by herself

>>30022692

>>30022788
fuck wrong quote
>>30022780

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>>30022790

>relicariox

>>30022788
>>30022790
>Implying Derpibooru, a place where only art is saved, counts
Don't feel too bad though; you did say something annoying after all.

>>30022780
>>30022790

where do i find these images

>>30022824
Lurk more

>>30022811
Spoonfeed me about what the buck is up everypony with this namefig

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13 days until filly plush.
I am so fillycited, but yet I filly the existential angst that looms above me.
What if I get a filly plush but then It's just a dead meme? I mean, I wouldn't care but still
that is some heavy pill to swallow. Anyway to all the nyx Fags out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY

>>30023198
>dead meme
Don't worry, anon. We'all always be here for you.

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>>30023309
>the ride never ends
yea I do know that. But thank you for trying to cheer me up.

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>>30023198
if anon cant die, the filly wont

>>30022237
Get a bunch of book bindings, stuff them with parchment stolen from Cuntlight and set them on fire near her stupid castle.
Then bring the filly to watch the show.

>>30022850

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/relicariox/

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>>30024450
oh, the BEA.

>Be anonfilly
>Try to draw a Pepe with these stupid hooves
>Comes out bad because a.) you're a non-drawfag without fingers and b.) You're slowly forgetting your old memories
>Twilight comes in, holding a clipboard with her magic
>"Oh, what did you draw there Anon?"
>"A Pepe"
>She gives you a quizzical look
>"He's a sad frog"
>She scribbles something on her clipboard
14/2/854
Anon drew a sad frog
Depression???
>"Is he always sad?"
>"He's smug sometimes too."

>"And why is he sad?"
>"Because he has no GF" (you pronounce it gi-ef)
>"What's that?"
>"Somebody who loves you" you halfheartedly answer, busy trying to figure out what these hooves are made of. Probably the same stuff as fingernails
>More scribbling; Twilight ignored your use of -body
Frog is sad because nopony loves him; Abandonment issues?
>"And why would, um, 'Pepe' be smug?
>"Like when he gets tendies."
>Another quizzical look
>"It's food" you answer, not wanting to explain eating meat to a pony
>"And does her get enough... tendies?"
>"He never has enough"
>More scribbling; probably some stupid letter to sunbutt
Frog doesn't have enough food
Malnourishment? Anon seems skinny
Note: Go to doctor, get BMI check

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>>30024964
You see Twilight, Pepe is countered by his equitable but not equal counterpart, Wojak. The feelsguy represents tangible feelings that we can all relate to, while the sadfrog is more abstract.

>>30025049
Beautiful.

>>30025049
>"Anon, what is this "meme magic" you keep talking about?
>You glance at her, wondering where this conversation could go
>"Meme magic is the... manifestion of a united idea", not really knowing how to explain it
>"Is it like pony magic?"
>"No, it's more... abstract"
>"How long have you known how to cast... "meem magick"?
>"Well, it's existed for about 5 years where I used to live. People began... rolling dice when they made statements, and the less probable the roll, the more likely it would come true"
>"So... it was chaotic magic"
>"I guess. So people found out about an ancient god called Kek, who was a frog who ancient people would summon by numerical invocation. Like the dice. So we began trying to summon Kek, with mixed success"
>"So you worshipped a... Chaos God?"
>"Yeah, I guess." Your stomach growls. "I'm hungry"
>So far, your diet in this world has consisted mainly of nachos and cheese pizza, although the hay is starting to grow on you.
>"Sure thing.." Twilight says, distracted. She made a mental note to ask Discord about this. She was just a tiny bit angry. Also, she needed to add this to his file. Apparently Anonfilly was worse off than she realized.
>Worshipping Discord, how unbelievable.

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>>30025171

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>Forever Filly - New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:15am Eastern (UTC -4) on TreehouseTV.

What filly can do about the leafs?

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Ignore them.

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>>30024877
das cute
>anon had a bag of doritos on him when he teleported
>he keeps it locked up for a very special occasion
>anonfilly wants those fucking doritos

>>30022237
Thank you Lis.

>>30025272
>>30025368
What if filly is a leaf?

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>>30025991
>leaf filly meet aussie filly

what could go wrong

>>30026206
I don't have a problem with leaf, so not much would happen.

>>30026328
That is, unless leaf has a problem with me. Then there'd be big trouble in little Ponyville.

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>>30026375
Shitposting standoff between filly Bruce and fucking leafilly when?
Like Highlander, there can only be one ultimate shitposter.

>>30024964
This is fucking great. Deserves it's own story.

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>>30022824
heres one

>>30026489
I want this.

>>30027745
can you post the gun one?