>You will never be her babysitter

>>30018976
She looks 30

>>30018976
>image
>more eqgshit
Why would a teenage girl need a sitter, retard?

You're fucking stupid, dude, get a name so I can filter you

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>>30018983
It's Hugh Mungus

>>30018982
>30
Don't be an assho-
>Those knees.
...35

>>30018999
>Yfw Rarity is a middle aged woman posing as a high school student to prey on younger males

>>30018983
You should get a trip so that I can filter your predictable autismo screeching.

>>30019026
>Prey on.
Oh yes, that poor football team was TRAUMATIZED.

>>30019083
They were never able to walk again

>>30018999
Stop being silly, she's just used to kneel down

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>>30019104

>>30019093
We will find that bus that only breaks hips and bring it to justice!

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>>30019104
hahaha sluts

>>30019061
I concur with this anon.

>>30018976
She's more than a little old for a babysitter. Normally that stops being an issue around 11 or 12.

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>>30019468
Her transcripts say she is only 10.
Go inside.

>>30018976

>>30018976
When your head is as wide as your shoulders, you may have cancer

>>30018983
Traditional parents who cannot trust her alone?

>>30018999
nah, she's just got a lot of mileage on them
I'll get her a set of embroidered knee-pads for her birthday

>>30020076
you were cervical cancer until your mom gave birth to you

>>30020265
which is why she's a slut
the more overbearing the parents are, the more of a slut they become

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>>30018976
You will never go birdwatching with her with hilarious results

>>30020853
>Have you heard?
>The bird is the word!

>>30018976

>>30018976
I would hope not. Shes like 17. Why would a grown adult need a babysittee.

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>>30018999
You see kness. I see buttocks

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>>30022980
Go to bed, darling.

>>30018976
She's the second most mature of the group. It would be awkward to babysit her.
Maybe a 10 year old Rarity, but not her.

>>30018976
but I want want to make her eat all the eggs