sshhh, horse is sleeping

>>30017775
>quietly unzips dick

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30017775
You walking pozbags already have a gay /soc/ containment, stay in it

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>>30017855
no

>>30017831
>Gently inserts dick into ponut
>Carefully reaches around and begins to jack him off

>>30017890
DELET THIS FUCKING GAYS. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30017775
DELET THIS THREAD FUCKING GAYS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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good thing I always carry jumper cables with me

>>30018204
I wonder what would happen if Mike Pence showed up in /hhh/?

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>>30018386
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>30017775
I really wish I was sleeping.

>>30017831
Those tasteless pills really come in handy.

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>>30018189
>>30018183
>>30017855
You appear anally anguished, my friends. What seems to be the problem?

>>30019988
>ywn have sex with the sleeping stallion

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>>30017999
>>30019988
>>30020128
This is a crime.

>Be Anon, the best human boyfriend in Equestria
>Also the only human boyfriend in Equestria
>Quietly sliding in the front door you see your cute little horsebando sleeping on the couch
>That cute little ass of his is hanging over the edge of the sofa
>He shifts in his sleep and makes one of the cutest little murmurs you’ve ever heard
>His new position gives you an even better view of his tight little tail hole
>You had come here in hope of getting a piece of dat ass, but he’s just to cute to wake up
>Then again, maybe you wouldn’t have to
>Sure it’s technically rape, but you also woke up with his dick down your throat last week
>Turnabout is fair play and all that
>Plus I doubt he’ll complain if he does wake up
>You carefully take off your shoes to muffle your footsteps
>One quick detour into his bedroom later and you have a bottle of lube
>You’ve never needed much with him, at least when you were on top
>The male anatomy of humans is, shall we say, far more compact than a stallions
>Standing over him you swallow hard
>Maybe you should wake him up
>I mean, it is technically rape and legally a crime
>Just then your horsebando shifts onto his back, spreading his legs wide in the air
>”Oh Anon… harder please!” he says with a moan
>He’s throbbing boner and dripping flare tell the tale of a wet dream
>You clasp a hand over your mouth to muffle your breathing
>The other hand slides down and quietly undoes your fly
>Little Anon sticks his head out, hard and ready to go
>You slather him in a generous helping of lube

>>30020665
This is gay. You should stop and cut your dick off, so there's no chance you pass on your genes.

>>30020683
>gays
>passing their genes
I don't think you know how homosex works.

>>30017855
The cancer has metastasized.

>>30020690
There's still a chance he could. He still has sperm to give.
Just cut it all off and save humanity from shit.

>>30020699
Male pregnancy isn't biologically possible. Those are just fetishes. They're not facts.

>>30020704
Quit being a fucking retard. I'm talking about sperm donation and surrogate mothers.
Gay fucks use their sperm to have a baby using a surrogate.

>>30020726
I'm not following.

>>30020726
>The Gay gene
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30020665
>Your dick slides into him with ease as his ass stretches to accommodate you
>With the leftover lube on your hand you grab his shaft and start to jerk him off
>”mmmh, yeah just like that”
>you quickly fall into a rhythm as you slowly gyrate your hips and stroke his cock
>Finding the right angle proves to be a bit more challenging
>You shift around several times probing for his prostate
>”ah mmmh, yeah right there”
>Sounds like you’ve hit your mark
>You pick up the tempo just a little, careful not to wake him up
>His ass clenches down on your cock, and you can feel he’s close to an orgasm
>Time to give him what you hope is a pleasant awakening
>You clench down harder on his cock and start to jack him off as quickly as possible
>”Oh yes Anon! harder!”
>At the same time you jam your dick deep inside him, feeling him twitch and convulse as he dumps his load all over his face and chest
>Meanwhile you bust a nut into his ass, your hot seed flowing around your shaft
>You both pant for a moment, your horsebando apparently having woken up during the climax
>He looks at you, first with an expression of dazed confusion, then with a far cockier look
>”It’s my turn Anon, bend over”

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>>30021102