Ponies are American

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>>30011500

>>30011500
Ponies are Equestrian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

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>>30011578

>>30011645
WE ARE ALL LIVIN IN MURRIKA
Fucking murrikans

>>30011500
Equestria os more like the America of Equestria but on the same continent as zje Europe of Equestria and travelling between the mańy nations seems less difficult.

Cheerilee's class didn't choose Diamond Tiara, so the analogy fails.

>>30011500
>made in Canada

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>>30012119
Canada is like California if California didn't have a loud minority of conservatives balancing out the liberals from going full retard

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>ponies unironically use the imperial system

>>30012201
>california
>not already gone full retard

>>30012201
It's worse in Southern California.
It's just all liberals and Mexicans by the coast.
If you go out to the desert, the people are a bit more conservative but where I grew up, it was all liberal bullshit.
Most of CAs conservatives live in Orange county and higher.

>>30012201
Canada is like when Europe didn't have a silent majortiy.

Ponies are clearly Russian!
>all-powerful oligarch ruler
>state ownership of industry (weather factory, farming)
>friendship = comradeship

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>>30011500
Except that flag has been completely whitened by unfiltered solar radiations.
The Moon now technically belong to France.

>>30013823
Moon belongs to Russia.
We were there first.

>>30011500
>Ponies make wars to steal petroleum and financed/supported dictatorships in Latin America
Your thread is shit!

>>30011500
NASA moon landing was faked!

>>30011500

Everywhere is now America

>>30011681
MURRIKA IST WUNDERBAR

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>>30011500
Hey Murica I gotta do third world things, can you check out on these while I come back?

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>>30011500
That's impossible. Ponies actually have a history.

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>>30014083
>contraband
ASS RIGHT THERE, FREEZEHOLE

>>30014083
I've already called the ATF and reported you for having an automatic, child-killing egg. I hope you don't love your dog too much. God bless America.

>>30014083
I once got my hands on these. Swiss chocolate is better.

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>>30014095
>History is multiple cultures coming together in a new fertile land away from blighted old land
Couldn't be a more American tale if it involved Don Bluth.

>>30014147
That would require America to be peaceful.

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>>30014156
>Subequine monsters constantly attacking and being thwarted by the greatest force in the land consistently to the point of apathy by the average citizenry
>Not American
It's ok, the first breath of freedom is always shock to the system.

No one takes us seriously.
Every so often the frustration gets the better of us and we invade everyone.

>>30014095
Earth ponies are Germans
Pegasi are Romans
Unicorns are French/Brits

>>30011500
But it's voiced and assembled by Canadians?

>>30014536
Tara and Tabitha have dual citizenship so they're Americans.

>>30014156
During isolationism, they were. Then they got batshit insane and the republicans allowed everyone to vote. The soldiers said no, the majority of non-soldiers said yes, to war.

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>>30013846
>he didn't get the joke

>>30011500
The moon's hollow.

>>30011500
Their toys are made in China though.

>>30014106
>ASS RIGHT THERE, FREEZEHOLE
you owe me some new sides buddy

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>>30014077
>I've seen some shit

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>>30011500
>yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
>mission control
>it seems I'm suffering a hallucination

>>30011500
>Capital city has English influences
>Numerous towns and cities taken from other countries
>Monarchy
>Not ruled with an iron fist by opportunistic corporations

It's really more old school British colonialism.

>>30014083
>>30014106
>>30014107
>>30014135
I'm missing something here.
Can someone explain?

>>30012201
>california
>not going full retard
Fucking new taxes on gas, diesel, and pollution. And of course they still won't fix the actual fucking roads. It's like driving on dirt in Africa
>>30012270
OC really was nice. I left for a little bit and jesus I didn't even know how bad it was out there

>>30019331
Canada and California still are better than flyover states where we just smoke meth and bitch about California being the reason we all live in trailers.

Nicole Oliver and Tara Strong are Canadian, so ponies are Canadian. I guess.

>>30019331
not to mention trying to become a sanctuary state to attract all the most dangerous criminals.

>>30019331
Remember when they wanted to fix the road in all of US but the feminists got butthurt and demanded "social infrastructure" to be fixed?

This resulted in the crisis of Flint and many other such places. Feminists were ll "shut it down".

>>30019892
Tara is also an American.