Would you kiss The Dazzling's butts?

>>30007760
I can't kiss them through their cucksheds.

>>30007760
Stay in your dead character general

>>30007760
Get your EQG garbage out of here.

>>30007760
I would make these anons >>30007766
>>30007778
>>30007791
do it

>>30007766
>>30007778
>>30007791
>>30007874
bunch of faggots

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>>30007760
Yeah I would, I'd actually french kiss them if I were permitted to

>>30007766
>>30007778
>>30007791
^ queers

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>>30007760
No. I'd kiss their feet.

>>30008065
Sorce?

NOT PONY

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>30008065
agreed about the french kissing. and agreed that anyone who wouldn't kiss Dazzling butt is a total fag.

Abso-fuckin-lutely. They can't sit on my face with those butts.

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>>30007760
>Adagio and Sonata will never take turns riding your face till you're blue and about to pass out

why live

>>30007760
Post their pony forms.

>>30008232
dumb frogposter

>>30007760
I'd rather fuck them

>>30008239
dumb
>dumb frogposter
poster

>>30008239
t. UN

>>30008232
while Aria watches and makes berating commentary

>>30008294
>Aria

Who?

>>30008215
>literal autist
Fucking with shits like you is one reason these three have a special place in my heart.

>>30007766
(You)

>>30007760

Oh yes. So very lovingly.

>>30007760
No.

>>30008770
Fag

>>30007875
Right? You can practically picture the fat red sweaty-beard faces behind the keyboard.
"Muh hooves! REEEE"

>>30008708
And this. Not liking both really is a definitive example of the 'autism' that gets slung around on this board.

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I wanna pinch dagi's cheeks

>>30007760
Yes

>>30007760
which Dazzling has the most kissable butt? I say Sonata.

I can't decide on which scenario is more autistic; people that still get mad at ponies or ponyfags getting mad at a concept they initially wanted to see become canon but not entirely getting their way.

>>30007760
BRAAAP

>>30009978
The second one

>>30010902
ugh. people who look at a hot girls ass and think about farting are the absolute worst of humanity.

>>30010902
>no unbrap

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>>30009958
Dagi

>>30009417
Looks like a zombie pinching her cheeks.

>>30011312
>being this gay

>>30007760
stay in your containment general

>>30007760
If I didn't have a waifu, then yes.
I don't think she would much appreciate it if I was kissing anyone else's butt except hers.

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>>30012280
Who's your waifu sailor?

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>>30007760
>ywn be mind controlled by one of those three
>ywn be part of the crowd when the battle happened
>ywn go back to normal, blinking, wondering what exactly happened
>and still, the moment your eyes would catch her, kneeling to grab the shattered parts of her collar, that fearful expression on her face..
>Your heart would skip a beat.
>You can't really remember what happened today, everything is kind of foggy.
>but the moment your eyes stopped on her, tears starting to smear her makeup, you knew something big happened
>You haven't felt this alive in a while, but at the same time, the sight of her, scared, sad, broken. It's just too much.
>She turns, getting ready to flee from the screaming crowd, from this cursed stage, from her defeat
>You open your mouth, trying to scream her name, trying to get her attention, wanting to tell her that everything will be alright
>But she can't hear you, and a blink later, she disappears.
>You can't wait for your brain to decide which course of action would be the wisest one, you'll think about that later
>So you try to get out of there as soon as you can, pushing, pulling, insulting people.
>You finally get there, exhausted, huffing. You look around the backstage, but nothing.
>You took too long, there's no trace of her anywhere.

Eh, no idea where I'm going with this.
Which one should I pick? Not aria pls,
she's shit

>>30012741
the poofster

>>30012260
how about you gnaw on my ballsack?

>>30008667
The girl with the best design

>>30012741
More

>>30007760
Yes. I would worship their buttholes.

>>30008090
And their feet.

>>30007760
I would make out with their assholes

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>>30012741
>"""""""mind controlled"""""""

>>30014546
>you will never pretend to be mind controlled by the dazzlings as an excuse to fuck with them in any and every way possible
>Sonata will never catch on and play along, helping you as your schemes get more and more devious

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>mfw my pc crashed while I had 3 full posts ready to be posted
fuck me.. here we go again.

>>30013213
>>30013720
Yes, poof it is.

>>30014546
Now now Anon, we both know that the mind control is just an excuse.

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>>30012741
time for your private lesson <3

>>30007760
I want to stick my tongue far up Sonata's rectum.

Yeah, I'm sorry Anons, I won't finish that green now. I'll save everything I got on my bin and post it in the dazzling generals or smth if I ever finish it. I got too much shit to do, I'll try to do it next week.

>>30007760
I would give them raspberries.

>>30007760
>>>/dzg/

yes