What would your waifu say about your current occupation?

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>"I see you have a lot of free time. Are you investing it into a skill or craft?"
>"If not now then when?"

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>>30007058
>"Oh, you're a mechanical engineer, not a magical engineer..."
>"So you don't actually know magic..."
>"Just regular old engineering..."
>"No I'm sure that's a real ice breaker at parties."
>"Sure it took you a long time to hone those skills and all..."
>"Look, I gotta be somewhere right now so...."

This is why I don't talk about my job

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>>30007058
I bet Trixie would be indifferent to it. I'm a veterinary technician so I imagine she wouldn't be terribly interested in it

>>30007058
I work in an abbotior. I guess she would be rather neutral on it. Unless sheep are sapient like cows in which case I am fucked.

>>30007154
Sheep have talked to Applejack in the past.

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>"Oh, a librarian?! Ya mean, like Tw-"
"DON'T EVEN SAY IT"

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>>30007144
>"Honestly, Trixie is just glad she has somewhere to live."
>"Living without air conditioning is a hard life for the world's most powerful mare!"

You know she's an unemployed hobo right?
Literally, a roof and a stable income would impress her.

>>30007068
I think she might be literally the only person interested in that crap.

(I joke, at an engineering school and *everyone* is super into it)

>>30007058
>butterbutt
>Geek Squad
I mean, most of my job is telling people how sorry I am for being the cause of their problems.

>>30007166
>Air conditioning
Trixie, pls. It's 1) a complete waste of money and it will 2) make you suffer hot temperatures even more. A fan is enough.

>>30007188
go to bed saitama

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>>30007172
>Do Mechanical Engineering goy
>The ladies love an engineer.
>It'll be fun!
>Ayy but that stellar job security goyim!
Women are indifferent to engineering, it is a terrible difficult major, and job security is only decent not amazing.

>>30007195
I'm just being practical, anon: even if you don't care about the power bill, air conditioning only works if you're willing to close every single window and shutter in your home. And then make sure you don't go out till evening.

A fan, instead, moves the air a lot more efficiently and most of all doesn't get your body used to the lower temperature.

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>>30007174
>"Y-you work customer service?"
>"That's okay, I used to have to sell Tupper ware to get by when I first opened my sanctuary."
>"I'm sure you'll find a better job soon."

>>30007208
if you have a modern house they can easily hold in cool air and keep out hot weather. the only time air conditioning would be a waste of money would be if youre living in a shitty shack or mobilehome with paper walls.

>>30007218
>they can easily hold in cool air and keep out hot weather.
I know, that's what I said "willing to close every single window". Air conditioning doesn't work by spouting out cold air constantly, but by lowering room temperature. If you let the windows opened, how do you expect it to work?

But yeah, closing the shutters is a bit extreme and necessary only when you don't have insulated glazing.

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>>30007208
What's your insulation like?
I'm reasonably sure you're exaggerating.
If you just have even the basic fiberglass insulation.
The heat transfer coefficient used for convection. Is very low.
Assuming that you live even in an area with 200-degree temperature outdoors. The AC wouldn't have to run for very long too keep your house cool.

If you just use the Stefan–Boltzmann law for heat transfer and assume your home is a black body, you can find the exact temperature you can keep your house and for how long without wasting too much money on cooling and or heating. You can set up cycles and shit so that you don't get jewed so hard.

Attached is just some rando graph because you didn't tell me what your insulation is and who supplied it.

>>30007234
>fiberglass
>not using the magical properties of the supermaterial, asbestos

>>30007255
>asbestos
>ASBESTOS
>EVER!!!!
I mean it's your health friendo.

>>30007234
>you're exaggerating.
Well, yeah, I definitely was. I just don't like air conditioning that much.

>>30007256
I'm pretty sure he was joking.
I seriously hope.

>>30007215
it pays the bills and I get to fondle electronics all day.

>>30007263
asbestos is fine if you don't eat or inhale it.
you snorting that insulation dust, anon?

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>>30007269
N-no...that'd be stupid...
I'm not stupid...I do engineering...
But if I did snort it...I'd live right?
Asking for a friend.

>>30007269
No, I crush it up and mix it with milk.

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>>30007226

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>>30007058
>"You could be doing way better than unloading a truck and stocking a warehouse, lazyass."

>>30007277
Sure.
For about 5-10 years before developing cancer.

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>>30007293
Well, it's a good thing I'd didn't do that then. That would really ruin my day....or my fucking year.
But I didn't do it....so I'm sure happy about that....

>>30007289
But that's the fun part of summer...I mean, for once that I get to leave the windows open...
(And no, unless Spiderman's hellspawn was in dire need of cash, I'd say no thieves would manage to break into my house from the windows)

>>30007292
>lazyass
Look who's talking

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>>30007301
i personally prefer to keep my windows shut, but if you like them open then i suppose air conditioning would be a waste for you.

>>30007295
well, good for you then
https://www.asbestos.com/cancer/

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>>30007068
Electrical engineering is basically magic.

>>30007295
On the slightest chance you're not shitposting, get yourself and everybody that was near that shit checked.

>"Huh?"
Biochemical research, Pinkie. I'm a scientist.
>"Oh, why didn't you say so! I need someone to test this new recipe!"
Pinkie, Biochemists don't test reci- Jesus Christ, how many kinds of chocolate did you put in this!?
>"Fourteen!"

>>30007058
"I'm an actor."
>"That's pretty cool. Do you make much money?"
...
>"Have you ever done anything I might have heard of?"
...
>"Okay, I'm going to go talk to someone else now."
"Thought so."

>>30007320
At the risk of ruining the joke
This whole sites an inside joke.

>>30007234
>tfw house is insulated with spiders

>>30007320
he'd be coughing up blood if he did that, asbestos tears up lungs like little razor blades (fiberglass does this too).

I'm a baker.

Pinkie and I would bake together. Then we'd both get fired for fucking on top of a pan of cinnamon rolls.

>>30007345
gotta make that icing somehow, mr.cake

>>30007339
Trust me, it's not that immediate
https://business-humanrights.org/en/eternit-lawsuit-re-asbestos-exposure-in-italy

>>30007333
Trips confirm we're all cancer.

>>30007339
What >>30007355 said, it's not exactly something you'd be aware of, symptoms can take 10 to 40 years to appear after exposure depending on circumstances.
A little bit isnt likely to do much, but if you work construction or a related trade that can come in contact with it it's something you need to seriously watch out for, this fucking shit can stay airborne for hours after being disturbed accidently.
If you're handling anything built pre 1980 you should assume they used asbestos until you know otherwise.

>>30007166
>unemployed hobo
>lives in a caravan wagon doing slight of hand tricks to impress rubes in hick towns
your waifu a gypsy

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>>30007058
>"Oh, it's okay Anon, I'm sure you'll find a job you like soon!"
>"A-and there's nothing wrong with having.. fun.."
>"I-I mean, I'm not trying to-to judge you or anything."
>"M-Masturbation is totally normal and it's natural for a-a male your age to.. so much.."
>"Maybe you shouldn't, uhm, practice it so much tho."
>"M-Maybe you should try and.. find a partner..?"
>"I'm sure there's a bunch of mares out there that would love to engage a relationship with you."
>"Wha-... W-Well, I, uh.. w-wouldn't mind.. I mean, I could gather some interesting data.."
>"R-Right now??"

Can we stop discussing Asbestosis? I'm already paranoid enough on my own, thank you very much

>>30007334
That's cool, spiders don't eat much, and I suppose cobwebs do help a bit.

>>30007415
Okay. How about Mesothelioma?

>>30007415
Oh don't worry, soon we'll stop. We'll all stop.
Forever.

Like Casale Monferrato's citizens.

>>30007068
This hurts me....

When a female asks what line of work you're in, we all know what she really wants to know.

"Do you make at least $150K/year after taxes, or am I wasting my time flirting with you?"

>>30007456
Whoa, man, which girl hurt you so bad? Show me on the doll where she touched you.

>>30007468
>doesn't point to the penis.

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>>30007456
>"Let's just cut the chase Anon."
>"How much do you make a year."
>"and are you insecure enough to buy me whatever I want and let me do whatever I want?"

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>>30007166
>she's an unemployed hobo

>>30007068
>>30007172
>>30007448

Guys! GUYS! Guys... We'll move to a population center with a large Earth Pony Population... one that 'doesn't need them fancy magics' and we'll be golden delicious! We'll have mares all over us wanting to see how we 'erect' our monument. We're fine, fuck Twilight and Unicorns, we don't need them and besides... they're pointy! Who want's a pointy waifu and not a smooth waifu?

>>30007562
>And so they did
>Little they knew Earth Mares, used to work their ass 24/7, weren't easily impressed by a couple finger tricks
"Ooooooh, look what I can do with my fingers, oooooooh"
>"Yeah, very interesting. Now move before I call the guards"
"OOOOOOOH"

>>30007591
I was talking about the Mechanical Engineering you fuckwit, when did I mention fingers or hands?

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>"While one may see a simple man running a lowly food job, I see a valiant soul and a big heart."
>"Truly, while I also disagree with your upper management and agree that you should seek to move on in life, the fact you stay to support your coworkers and their decision to stand up and fight for their own futures, as a true friend would, brings a smile to my face."
>"You can see as well as I can the happiness and relief you have given them with you being there, and by how fluidly you work together: They care for you."
>"You have truly learned a great lesson in friendship, Anon. Never forget these memories, because they'll never forget you. You still have a bright future ahead."

It's been pretty stressful for me the past few weeks, but it feels good to say I may be copying some compliments from said coworkers here.

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>>30007058
>"You. Make. DONUTS?!"
>"You and I. We're gonna be best pals."

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>>30007058
>"you're a fucking disgrace, anon"

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>>30007605

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>>30007605
>Read this all in her voice.
Well there goes my heart, thanks anon.
You're a good person doing a great thing.

>>30007058
>"What's an automobile?"

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>A bush pilot?
>How do you pilot a bush?
>It means what? Awesome! I bet you'e got almost as many cool stories as I do.
>Must bring in big bucks too huh?
>It doesn't?
>Well at least you're flying. No way I'd want to be stuck on the ground forever either.

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>>30007624
This but with
>pic related

I hate myself and she'll hate me too.

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>Truly? A hospital security guard?
>Please tell Us that you don't strive for such lowly heights, Anonymous.

O-Of course not, Moony, this is just one of those "stepping stone" kinds of jobs... Hopefully.

>>30007562
>pointy waifu
I love Twilight. No need to discriminate, ok?

>>30007924
>implying she'd be impressed with mechanical flight until you invert her

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>>30007058
Im a musician
>music is cool

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>>30007058
>"Ya push carts all day at a fancy supercenter?
>"Golly! A hard worker! How'd ya like ta help me at the family orchard?"

:'^)

This entire thread hurts

>"Ya put up Christmas lights at them fancy theme parks?"
>"I don't know if I could stand workin at those heights all day."
>"Ya mean you only work at night? Right, suppose they would wanna keep you out of the park when there's guests."
>"You even got a few guys working under you? That shows some real promise, Anon."
>"But I'm kinda confused. Doesn't Christmas only come once a year?"
>Stares at unemployment check

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>>30007058
>tire/oil change monkey
"What's a car?"

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>>30007058
>"O-oh a mechanical engineer."
>"That's useful...I think."
>"You design roads..."
>"Well, work doesn't always have to be exciting."
>"N-no sorry, I can't get luncu with you....I uhh have a thing to do...."

I really don't think that this would impress any mare.

>>30008302
It would impress Maud.

>>30008086
That was one of my first jobs, Anon, no shame in putting in a hard days work.

Plus I used to find purses and wallets alot, too

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>>30008317
>"Mechanical engineering, the design, construction and operation of machines."
>"Consider me impressed Anon, you've managed to get a degree in one of tbe most inflated engineering fields."
>"That is not to demerit your obvious intelligence, I just mean to say that I understand that's it difficult and scary to pick one particular thing to focus on, and I can see the appeal and picking a jack of all trades degree."
>"Though it is impressive that you managed to get it from a UC with high standards."
>"I always preferred material science and engineering as a degree. But equestria is a technological backwater compared to the USA. So I majored in mineralogy."
>"I appreciate the offer to go buy lunch but I'd rather stay home examine my mineral samples"
>"Alone..."

I think she is more into material science's

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I don't even have a waifu anymore, my whole life is slowly but surely dissolving away
That being said, I'm what you would call a Lineservice Technician, I refuel other, more wealthy peoples' planes all day to pay for college so maybe I can get a different job that doesn't pay shit.
Also I'm an amateur mma fighter on the side.

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>>30007411

>>30008413
That's actually pretty rad.
I can see that getting a lot of pussy irl.

>>30007411
FUCK, CAN WE JUST MAKE THIS BOARD NSFW ALREADY, NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME SEARCHING FOR THE SAUCE.

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>>30008466

>>30008466
Dude, just look at the filename, ffs.

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>>30008466
m8 the sauce is in the god damn name.

>>30008416
Eh, anyone's free to keep going, but I won't.
Got enough shit to write as is

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>>30007058
I am a student. Maybe I can teach her what I know about electrical engineering, and she can teach me the science if magic. That's probably not a fair trade off but whatever.

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>Woah you're a guard? Like a royal guard?
"Well not really... i just kinda walk around, stand around, look for suspicious people and remove if they dont belong, you know... its not like im a cop or anything"
>But thats what the royal gaurd does too!
"Sure, but they get spears an authority.."
>You dont need a spear anon, you're big a strong!
"If you say so muffins"
>Anon you can guard ponyville right?
"Well you got the princess and the saviors of the equestrian lands but sure, ill help too, heh"
>I feel safer already~!

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>"You work at a bar"
>"But its only to pay off student debts right ?"
>"Oh, well at least you can get your friends drinks"
>"Fuck, why haven't you just ended it yet you loser ?"

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>>30008422
It isn't really
At my core I'm an autiste supreme with uncontrollable rage and dangerous levels of retard strength

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>>30008760
Ooh, scary, I'll keep my distance so I don't get a new balance sneaker in my ass.

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>>30008784
>New Balance sneaker
Dagumi?

>>30008821
Dagumi is the only person ever who can pull off dad tier NBs

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>>30008784
STOP LAUGHING AT ME

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>>30008401
would you say she's a material girl?

>>30008302
I'm a electrical engineer and this is probably valid for me too.

>>30007158
Fuck. Maybe I can tell her I work with pigs instead.

>>30008039
That seems like a pretty fucking important job dude.

>>30008157
Ouch.

>>30008568
>muffins
Kill yourself.

>>30008993
I know that feel about having a very boring job that no one will want to talk to you about.

>>30008039
>>30009019
Nothing but utmost respect for anyone working in a hospital or a medical profession. If I wasn't going to school I'd be doing something there.
also needles and wounds make me queasy

>>30009019
Not that Anon But I did that too for two and a half years and no, no its not.

Best case you're stuck on suicide watch with some pathetic fuck wit, worst case you're a meat shield between other people and some loon hopped up on god knows what.

>>30008568
>and then anon got shanked by a nigger.

>>30009065
By school I meant flight school. Sorry if that came off as medical field being less important than school

>>30009069
Kekd

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Studying M.o.Sc. physics and in a program that takes me straight to the dr. rer. nat. and writing my B.o.Sc. thesis for mathematics right now. I guess sunhorse would be ok with that.

>>30009019
Mostly what >>30009066 said. 95% of the job is patient watch for people the doctors have placed on Form 1, which is when you've been deemed a threat to yourself or others, so the hospital can legally hold you for observation for up to 72 hours. The other 5% is dealing with riffraff, mostly caused by the previously mentioned Form 1s.

This would be all well and fine if we were actually compensated a fair wage for possibly getting punched in the face having to restrain some drugged up piece of shit, but let's just say that G4S has a funny idea of what they think a hospital security guard is worth.

>>30009229
>G4S
I worked with Allied Barton before they went under.
They fired me for doing my job, I went over their heads and reported numerous violations that got the hospital fined several hundred thousand dollars.

Fired me literally days before my wedding, but its all ancient history now.

>>30007058
>Implying anyone on this board works

My sides.

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>>30009280
This ain't /reddit9k/ buddy.

>>30009268
>They fired me for doing my job
Yup, sounds about right. A doctor or nurse could show up to work drunk and high, fuck something up, and security's ass would still find a way on the chopping block because we're the fucking bottomfeeder scum of the hospital staff and it's easier just to fire the $13/hr guard than to discipline the person who actually fucked up.

But the moment a patient starts getting agitated for having to wait hours for a nurse to see them CODE WHITE CODE WHITE PLS HALP SECURITY

Jesus Christ, it's only been a few months and I hate it already.

>>30009318
>few months
you are like a little baby

it only gets worse from here

Wait until the cops bring in some crazy fuck then leave them with you, fun times

>>30009304
This board has a lot of /r9k/ users on it, so it pretty much is.

>>30009353
I already experience that. YRP shows up, and every guard on duty prays to god that the guy they're bringing in is in custody and not about to get Formed and dumped on us

>>30007518
Why? Why did this picture make me laugh so hard?

>>30009387
We had this one meth-head/type2 diabetic that would spike his blood sugar level when the hospital wouldn't give him meds.

The put him in ICU and every five minutes he would scream "HEEELLLP!!!!" "HEELLLLLPPPP!"

Some I convinced the Doc that night to get the biggest, bluntest needle he could find and give him pure, undiluted epinephrine (Basically acid in a needle). Needless to say he was quiet the rest of my shift.

>>30009434
>epinephrine
Fuck me, that would be terrifying

I meant Phenergan

>>30009434
Sometimes the cops will have to do patient watch for whatever fuckwit they have in custody. Kinda surreal to watch them do the same job as me, only they'll have made my week's pay in one night.

I still give em my login for the wifi, though. Maybe kissing some ass will pay off one day in another hiring process...

>>30009475
>Maybe kissing some ass will pay off one day in another hiring process...
There is no amount of money you could pay me to be a cop today.

My dad was a cop, back when you could beat a motherfucker with your Maglite and not have to worry about some butt-hurt ACLU fucker waiting to sue you for looking at them wrong.

>>30008416
>sexualobster reaction image


I found another one of us!

>>30009493
Yeah, they have it pretty shit these days since every fuckface is just waiting to whip out their camera phone and wail "STOP UR HURTIN HIM!! HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! :((" because any force = excessive force

But I know American cops are paid like shit for the work they do. Up here, they're paid stupidly good.

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>You drive old people around all day?
Yes...
>And retards?
That's offensive, we don't call them that on the job.
>Whatever, and you make 15.76 an hour?
After taxes year
>And this is what you want to do with your life?
Well, no I'm saving up to earn my A license so I can drive tractor trailer.
>And that's what your want to do.
Pretty much
>........


Am I pathetic guys?

>>30009678
>Well, no I'm saving up to earn my A license so I can drive tractor trailer.
>striving to become a rig pig

Jeez

>>30009678
No. There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to live a simple life.
But you shouldn't pick a waifu that would think you're pathetic tho.

>>30009030
Dont be such a bitch about canon shit.

>>30007058
>"You think your work is going to help me in adventures?"
"I mean, no but I'm winning an income"
>"Oh yes, tell me more about how a call center at a hotel makes more than adventuring and getting reliques from past times."
"I never said my job was best than yours..."
>"Then would you quit it and come with me already? I can teach you more tourism than what your hotel has."
"But muh money"
>"Free sex"
"Say no more"

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>>30007924
My nigga.

If you have wings I have a feeling Dash would love your job no matter what.

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>>30009760
But I love her!!!!!

>>30009882
a shame it wouldnt be returned

>"Why anon, your occupation makes no money whatsoever!"
>"Wouldn't you rather be making tons of cash than, uh, writhing columns for the Jews?"

>>30007154
>abbotior
A what?

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>"stocking inventory at a grocery store is kinda like baking cakes"
>"except there's no cake"
>"or baking..."
>"I still like you anon"

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>"You sell books at one job and records at the other?"
>"That's pretty fucking gay, anon."

>>30010065
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=abbotoir

>>30009837
>waifuing a mistake

>>30010173
Alright yeah. anon is Fucked.

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I'm a computer service technician. It was revealed in Feeling Pinkie Keen that Twilight has (or had) an old fashioned vacuum tube computer in her basement at the Golden Oaks Library. She'd probably ask me to tell her everything I know about how modern computers work, particularly about how transistors are able to function as logic gates in place of vacuum tubes.

>>30010117
Better then what you do for a living you moss licking faggot!

>>30009882
I know Anon, I also love these evil powerful girls and I want them to bully my dick into oblivion.
But deep inside, I know it wouldn't work.
Or I'd need to become as powerful and evil as them.
And I'm much too lazy for that.

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>all these anons that hate themselves because they think their jobs are shit
Guys, Ponyville is way less industrialized than us. The vast majority of citizens there are working jobs we'd consider shit-tier here. There's literally nothing wrong with working as a security guard, or a taxi driver, or at a supermarket as long as you're happy. As long as you can provide for yourself and your family there's no shame in working a job that doesn't pay much or is looked down upon. Your waifu would love you no matter where you work.

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>>30010314
>Your waifu would love you no matter where you work
truly a perfect world

>>30009678
I'm an ex trucker. Money's good mate. Just be prepared to be alone. Forever.

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>>30008083
"my favourite music gender is rock"
>>30010314
I think you're right.
For my part I'm still trying to keep my head above the water of a yet to be finished degree on arquitecture while I draw pieces of comunication towers in order to get some money. I'ts a rather slow activity, I wonder what pinkie would think of that.