ayyyyy yoooooooo, wassup dude

>>30006451
go home Twilight, you're drunk

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>"Aaaaanoooon"
"..."
>"AAAAAAAAA -hic- AAANON!"
"Sigh...what's up, Twi?"
>"THE EARTHIES!"
"Oh dear no, not again"
>"THEY'RE SH...SHTEALING MY MAJIIIIKS!"
"Really."
>"Yesh! A-and you....yoursh too!"
"My magic."
>"YEAH! YOURSH MAJIK!"
"Twi, I have no magic."
>"T-THAT'SH BECAUSE EARTHIESH ARE STEALING IT THRU PLANTSH!"
"No, I mean, I had no magic to begin with"
>"SHURE YOU DO! You...YOU HAVE A HORN!"
"No I don't"
>"YESH! YOU! HAVE! A! H-HOOOOOOORN!"
"...that's where my penis is, and I'd be grateful if you stopped poking it with your hooves."
>THE EARTHIES HA..HAVE SHTOLEN YOUR WHITE MAJIK!"
"My wh-?? WAIT A SECOND, SO YOU DID SPY ME!"

>>30006545
dude, what a twist at the end

more?

Get back in the cuckshed, Twi.

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>>30006792
Get back in the faggot box, cuckshedposter.

>>30007159
Your husband will learn the truth soon, ponywife. You can't stop it.

>>30007377
nice dubs tho

>>30006545
What do ponies even get drunk on? Cider? But the fillies drink cider, it cant be alcoholic

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>>30008063
human jizz

>>30006451
Wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

>>30008484
How do you ferment human cum?

>>30008499
You don't have to, the ponies already naturally get high on raw monkey semen.

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>>30008484
humans aren't real

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>>30008489
wwwwaaassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>30008570
Wasabi!

>>30008484
Crossroads didn't continue his story. The faggot. Got my hopes up for nothing.

>>30008499
Put it on a radiator.

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>>30008518