May 17th 2011, Season 1 is finishing up and the brony fandom enters its first hiatus. Not wanting to have to wait so long to see new episodes, a man freezes himself in a block of ice hoping one day he can uncover the mysteries of My Little Pony's future.
May 17th 2017, the ice melts (due to global warming, you should've elected Bernie when you had the goddamn chance). The man wakes up and goes back to his house. The first thing he does is look up episode synopses.
May 18th 2017, a man is on the news for having committed suicide in his house via hanging. What police found on his computer was the general outline for the upcoming MLP:FiM episode "A Royal Problem".
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>>30005138
hard to believe that the first hiatus was roughly 2 weeks after Bin Laden's death.
Coincidence?
CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL, AND SO IS THE GENDER SPECTRUM
>>30005181
It's all connected.
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>>30005218
"A FERTILIZED EGG IS NOT A HUMAN BEING," SAYS MECHANICAL ENGINEER
>>30005181
FUCKING OBAMA
>>30005218
Fucking media portraying social issues as comparable to our planet's fucking life support system...
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>>30005138
But he would have no idea who glimmer is.