I wanna cuddle Diamond Tiara.
>>30003806
You're not alone.
Bitchfilly is best pony.
>>30003806
what did they do on the bed?
i want her to peg me
>>30004484
Each other
>>30004484
mutual raspberry-blowing
>>30004532
l-lewd
>>30004501
>horse child trying to wield an adult-size plastic wiener
>it's as long as her legs and drags awkwardly on the mattress as she tries to be all seductive and shit regardless
>you end up doing all the actual work since she's too smol to get any leverage on your butthole
Why is she so beautiful?
>>30005951
She's just too beautiful and sexy for her own good.
>>30003806
I'd cuddlefuck this ass.
>>30003806
>rape
>>30005267
Kek.
>>30006810
May you and your attempted forced meme be cock-vored by Futashy.
>>30003806
I want to be Diamond Tiara's first.
>>30008639
Is she being fucked?
>>30008814
I for one hope so Brother.
Are there any stories about anon being hired to watch over DT and then DT seduces him??
>>30008901
probably
reformed DT is probably one of my favorite characters
>>30009012
Background ponies aren't characters.
>>30009012
You kidding me? She's just a generic filly now.
She's best when she's a huge cunt
>>30009036
I like the depth it gave her
>>30008901
There is. But it is just one of the parts of bigger story.
>>30009503
>my OC is resentful of her emotionally abusive parent and she takes it out on others because she's jealous of their loving families
>look at what a deep and mature character she is
That's some black-and-red alicorn shit, man.
The real depth was in stuff like Ponyville Confidential, when she was given an opportunity to redirect her energies in a semi-constructive direction.
More development like that would have been the best, and doesn't DT deserve the best?
>>30008814
Nah, she's just sneezing. No one here would fuck a filly, right?
>>30010174
I would when they have thick earth pony flanks.
>>30010207
>earth pony privilege is never doing any ungual labor in your life but still ending up with glutes like a girl who goes to the gym and does nothing but squats and cardio
>>30006757
It sure does suck that none of us will ever read Daring Do books to a sick-in-bed Diamond Tiara.
>>30012354
It sucks. I want to be in bed with Tiara.
To read her books, of course.
>>30010207
I don't think she will like that.
>>30010207
I want to slap that butt.
>>30012510
That would be hot.
Because of her fever, obviously.
>>30014554
>implying I didn't giggle
Comic artist a shit
>>30014682
There's an art to being unfunny on purpose and he doesn't quite get it, does he?
>>30003806
(Hard As Diamond)
>You are Anon.
>10 years of age.
>Only human in Equestria.
>You go to Ponyville Elementary.
>And you have a bully.
>Diamond Tiara pushes on your stomach.
>"Show it to me."
>The hallway is empty, being that class is in session.
>You were just going to the bathroom when Diamond found you.
"I don't wanna."
>"Don't make this harder than it has to be, stupid!"
>You sigh and lift your shirt, exposing your belly to her.
>She giggles and reaches out, touching your belly button.
>"Ew! Haha it's so gross!"
>Despite what she says, she keeps molesting your navel and seems rather worked up.
>"Hey!"
>Both of you turn and you pull down your shirt quickly.
>A teacher shakes his hoof at you from down the hall, "You two get back to class!"
>Before you can run, Diamond Tiara grabs your shirt and whispers to you, "We'll finish this later, loser. My house. After school."
>After school you head to Diamond Tiara's place.
>If you decide to skip your daily bullying, she'll only be more cruel tomorrow.
>You are greeted by her father.
>"Anon, so good to see you again. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to court my daughter!"
>He laughs and you give a dry chuckle.
"Haha... Not in a million years."
>You head to Diamond Tiara's room and knock.
>She pulls you into the room and locks the door behind you.
>Once again, she pushes you against the wall and gets uncomfortably close.
>"Not in a million years, huh?"
"I was just being nice. Can we get this over with? I have homework to do."
>"I'll take as much time as I want, Anon. Now show it to me."
>You start to lift your shirt.
>She slaps your hand away.
>"Not that, idiot! Show me your wiener again!"
>Ever since she had gone through that sex ed class, Diamond has become more interested in your body.
>This school sucks.
>You start to unbutton your pants.
>If only her father knew what happened regularly up here.
>You are Anon.
>10 years of age.
>And you have a bully.
>She is your girlfriend.
>>30016749
hot, continue
>>30016749
>anon in equestria
please don't continue
>>30016749
(Hard As Diamond: Tea Party)
>Diamond Tiara is making you attend her stupid tea party with her stupid friends.
>The only one you know is Silver Spoon.
>You sit at a plastic table with the girls.
>Your girlfriend has made you wear a pink dress.
>This is humiliating.
>The girls all cackle and talk about stupid shit.
>This seems like an excuse to dress up and talk shit about other girls at school.
>You sigh and drink the tea you had to make for them.
>Diamond Tiara shushes the other fillies and smiles wickedly at you.
>Oh no.
>"Hey girls, you wanna see something funny?"
>They all smile at you and nod.
>All the girls surround you as you press your back to the wall.
>They all chant like hungry animals.
>"Do it! Do it! Come on!"
>With shaking hands, you reach down and lift the dress to your stomach, exposing your naked body.
>How humiliating...
>They all hoot and holler.
>"Ew!"
>"What is that thing below it?!"
>"My tummy feels weird!"
>"Why is it so small?"
>Diamond Tiara reaches out and grabs your penis.
>"It doesn't stay small! Watch this!"
>She starts roughly shaking it in an awkward fever.
>The other girls move closer.
>You look at the ceiling, hoping this will be over soon.
>Silver spoon grips her blushing face, entranced.
>"What... What does it taste like?"
>Diamond Tiara stops mashing and looks confused, "Taste like? I'm not gonna put that thing in my mouth!"
>The other girls laugh and stare at your growing member.
>Silver Spoon is not laughing.
>"I will.. I-If you dare me."
>Diamond Tiara blinks, then smiles.
>"Okay. I dare you."
>She holds your penis up.
>Silver Spoon licks her lips and approaches nervously.
>If you scream now, maybe her dad will come.
>But he's actually at work still.
>Life with a bully for a girlfriend is humiliating.
Annnd, now I'm on a watch list. HAHA!
>>30016749
>not "Diamond Is Unbreakable"
Please continue though.
>>30016749
>>30016933
Nice.
>>30016937
A picture of your butt hole is required to continue.
[Y/N?]
Post it.
>>30016983
fuck off
>>30016983
But it'sfull of shit.
>>30003806
Is Spoiled Rich really her mom?
>>30017549
I always liked the theory that Suri Polomare was her mom.
>>30017568
I've heard that one, but going solely on hair color I figured Uppercrust would make sense as well.
>>30017454
>quality shitpost
>>30017606
She's not an urf pone, though, and she's joined at the hip with that other necksweatered douchicorn.
>>30017641
>She's not an urf pone, though
Isn't there like some fanmade anatomical chart showing what happens when racemixing occurs among ponies? Probably not a good thing to reference since it wouldn't be canon but it's weird to think that there isn't one couple in the show that is either dating/married outside of their "race."
>and she's joined at the hip with that other necksweatered douchicorn.
Assholes usually fall victim to adultery.
>>30017799
Also, Upper Crust wasn't evil, she was just an arrogant SWPL Canterlot elite soypony snob.
She doesn't seem to run a business or do anything that would result in her and Filthy running in the same circles and interacting enough to lead to them fucking.
Suri is just a better fit in every respect.
>>30012206
And then Sweetie Belle goes all "Carrie" on her flank.
>>30016933
More ?
>>30018043
>She doesn't seem to run a business or do anything that would result in her and Filthy running in the same circles and interacting enough to lead to them fucking.
They both have something to do with currency given both of their cutie marks are 3 dollar signs with the exception of Filthy Rich's being moneybags. I wouldn't completely disregard the idea that they at least have some sort of connection, maybe Uppercrust is just related to one of the two? Also Spoiled Rich isn't necessarily evil but stuck up and rude, and FR (when it comes to the show and not LoE) is presented as laid back/passive.
To each their own I suppose.
>>30008901
There was a story called seven minutes in her which was basically this but it got taken down from pastebin. Cant find it anywhere.
>>30019722
>taken down from pastebin
MY LIFE IS OVER
>>30010914
Truly the earth ponies have been blessed
>>30003806
I want Bitchfilly to threaten to have her Daddy destroy me unless I let her aggressively cuddle my face with her ass
>>30020064
fillydom facesitting is a good fetish
>>30020374
I wish foaldom was more popular.
>>30020374
Yes indeed. It's why that one image by Badumsquish is godly.
>>30020064
>destroy me
in what way?
>>30016983
>>30022356
with his dick
>>30021386
That would be nice. Foaldom is bestdom.
>Diamond Tiara is displeased by the entertainment her father hired for her birthday party
>>30010207
holy UNF how did I not think of this
>>30008901
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/259994/ingress-dirty-diamond
No
>>30003806
Who wouldn't?
>>30003806
No, fuck that.
She used to be perfect, and now she's nice and has friends and all that shit
Fucking retarded 'forgive everyone' trope.
>>30016749
>ojou-sama fetish
>tsundere
>lolixshota
10/10 friend.
>>30016933
This wasn't 10/10 tho. Sharing isn't cool dude.