>You know Anon, with your size you can easily overpower most

>>29992748
Except earth ponies and unicorns

Nice try, autism rock horse, but I'm not getting my shit bucked in or raped with magic

>>29992748
- a usual pony is like waist level/a bit higher, they're not fucking cat sized
- earth ponies like Maud herself can shatter stone with hooves, you really wanna try their strength out?
- good luck trying to get any pegasi close to you to 'overpower'
- also good luck dealing with unicorns' horns, these are fucking bones which are hard to cut off to begin with, not even talking about where you're gonna find a weapon for this
- alicorns nuff said
- also keep in mind that once you try to overpower Discord's waifu Fluttershy you may lose any size advantage you might've had in the first place by becoming a toaster or a cuckoo clock
So yes, she's messing with you

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>>29992748
>"My goodness...."
>"It appears that I have fallen and am therefore vulnerable."
>"If a larger mammal where to try to force me to perform fellatio on them I'd be have no choice but to comply..."
>"....."
>"Did I mention that I'm flexible?"

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What's the fucking point if she isn't enjoying just as much or more as I am. Consensual sex for the purpose of procreation is my fetish.

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>>29992822
I've got high hopes for this thread.

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>>29992822

This kills the competition.

>>29992822
came here to post something like this

>>29992748
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>29992818
Maud is just dtf you fucking autist

>>29992748
ARE YOU?

>>29992818
>Discord's waifu Fluttershy
nice meme

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>"Oh woe is me! I seem to have fallen!"
>"If someone were to lift me tail and have their way with me I wouldn't be able to defend myself!"
>"Especially if they were to use my wings as handlebars while they're pounding into me!"
>"Thank goodness I'm not being stalked my some large, strapping creature~"

>>29992833
this nigga gets i--
>procreation
what kind of unholy abomination could a pony give birth to after sex with you

>>29992896
>he doesn't like satyrs

>>29992889
tell dat to Treehugger

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>>29992890
W-Wew...

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>>29992748

>>29992890
*sweating intensifies*
I'm just here to sell you health insurance.

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>>29992896
Very cute ones.

>>29992930
it's really cute until it's the reverse kind of satyr

>>29992936
>implying

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>>29992957
tell me that now and i'll believe you

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>>29992936
>implying you wouldn't this

>>29992833
If she's saying those things to you it's pretty obvious that she would enjoy it. Maud may not be able to show it that obviously but figuring it out and watching for those subtle reactions is the hot part here.

>>29992968
>human pussy

>>29992913
>Anon works for an insurance company
>Goes door-to-door and the extra mile for his clients
>Mares keep tripping over themselves (literally) to offer themselves to him
>He just wants to sell them a fucking insurance plan
>Gets sick of it
>Eventually writes down that every mare he comes across has a pre-existing condition if they trip in front of him

>>29992995
then please shove that
>>29992957
in your ass

>>29992968
>The implying has doubled.
>would stick the dick.

>>29993010
But I'm not into butt play.
I mean I'll eat the booty my man.
Eat it like groceries.
But i ain't to into butt stuff.

>>29993044
>would fuck =! cute

>>29993075
there really is no difference for some people

>>29993093
for normalfags

>>29993098
>for patricians
FTFY

>>29993115
on this site these two are pretty much synonyms

>>29993130

what are you talking about, normies are pleb drones that don't have enlightened hobbies like watching small horse cartoons

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>>29992822
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I'm certain a cornered pony with no chance of escape would simply give in and offer no resistance."
>"Making it easy to pin them down to the ground and at mercy of your carnal desires."
>"Like tearing off any clothing and run your sharp teeth along their trembling bodies before plunging deep into and filling them with your hot seed."
>...
"...wow."
>"I know."
>"...I may have ruined my frock fantasizing about this."

>>29993209
and they have their brainwashed opinions and believe that they're better than us in every aspect etc etc etc

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Maud is pure sex.

this'll go towards flutterrape, won't it?

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>>29992818
>trying to get you to take her for yourself and have your way with her
>end up going on an autistic spiel putting even her autism to shame
Good job m8, I'm sure her pussy became drier than the Sahara and inverted into itself.

>>29993276
>trying to get you to take her for yourself
this stopped being realistic here

>>29993265

t-that's pretty lewd...

>>29992818
>sperging this hard
>this level of implying
You know that we have rodeos on earth where cowboys hogtie ponies, calfs, sometimes even fillies with their bare hands unassisted right?
Humans have the not being a quadruped advantage you gook.
Just sweep the legs and tackel in one motion their down.

You're a kike.

>>29993875
You're a cowboy m8?

>>29992748
>You know Anon, with your size you can easily overpower most of the ponies in Equestria and do just about anything you want to them.
Tell me something I don't know. Pinkie found out firsthand.
>Are you messing with me Anon?
Am I?

>>29993889
No I'm an engineer. But I go to rodeos sometimes.
So you know, I'm practically one.

>>29992797
Don't forget Rainbow kicked through solid, living trees.

Depends how much cartoon physics you wanna factor into a human in Equestria, but if we're going based on physical feats we've seen from both pony and humans, hands down one solid hit from the right pone could turn a human into sopping giblets of griffon chow. Fucking Rainbow kicking you at Mach 8 or whatever speed that one autist figured out years ago, yeah, g fucking g.

>>29992797
Possibly grip the horn as the glow is probably something a human hand can influence like the field around a theremin.
About earth ponies - maybe the superior human dexterity.

>>29993916
if a human is in equestria than their wonky retard physics would apply to him

>>29993916
>Depends how much cartoon physics you wanna factor into a human in Equestria
The physics that apply to every other being in Equestria would apply to humans who happened to make it there, as well. Cartoon physics are the laws of their universe just as "normal" physics are the law for ours.

What's more interesting to think about is how shocked and horrified a poner on Earth would be at watching a falling piano literally kill somebody.

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I miss when people used to screencap even the smallest greens.

I liked this one so here you guys go

God I love Maud so much, she's so adorable

>>29993212

Someone get Maud a towel, she's culminated twice already.

>>29993265

Voiced by a professional burlesque dancer, no less.

I NEED MORE LEWD MAUD GREENS

HELP ME WRITEFAGS

>>29993991
>What's more interesting to think about is how shocked and horrified a poner on Earth would be at watching a falling piano literally kill somebody.

That is such a hilariously morbid thought.

A guy just falls on his face and his nosebone goes up his brain while a pony just laughs, until it slowly realizes that the human isn't getting back up.

>>29994148
>I want to have sex with you Anon
>Okay
>Anon has sex with Maud
>Squash soup
The End

>>29994176
10/10 put this in a pastebin

>>29992748
why should I risk losing my kidney or spleen to a powerful kick?
lets be honest, we would live in Equestria like we live here on Earth: fapping in the basement

>>29992911
>I AM weak and helpless!
kek, high point of that episode for me

>>29994272
Except in equestria we wont have a basement to fap in

>>29994637
If Maud has a basement then why can't we?

>>29994176

>Squash soup

I chuckled.

>>29994160

I know that cartoon physics should apply to humans in Equestria. But if they didn't, we'd be seen as the most fragile snowflakes around. We can't be hit by falling pianos or we flat out die, that'd seem crazy to them. Or be hit by lightning, that's a classic gag over there. Twilight probably wouldn't even let you outside in case something happened.

>>29994648
because we'd be discriminated against and wont get hired for any job and wont be able to afford it

>>29994176
You really changed my life esse.
Got me right in me corazon.

Any plans to continue this green? Any chance of a series coming?

>>29994784
There's a fic that mentions this.
Rainbow keeps chasing anon around with a thundercloud because she think's it's funny or he's just easily startled.
Gets to the point he doesnt go outside unless he know's she's busy.
Mentions gryphons having the same sort of vulnerability, and that even joke buzzers like the one pinkie used on gilda can be fatal if used too long.
Basically takes the "Dash flunked flight school and doesnt give a shit about studies" to it's logical conclusion by having her literally not know about basic safety regarding non-ponies.

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>>29994784

>Chilling in the castle with Spike as your babysitter, cause you are not allowed to go outside.

>Suddenly, as Spike is about to tell you something, he belches right in your face.

>A letter from princess Celestia and immediate third degree burns are delivered straight to your face.

>tfw you can't feel safe around anyone, not even
Spike.

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>>29994011

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>>29994941
>Chilling in the castle with Spike as your babysitter
>Spike as your babysitter
>Spike
>your
>babysitter
purple cunt put him up to this didn't she?

>>29992822
More

>>29992872
>Delete this
You delete yourself.

>>29994941

Around dracs, never relax.

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>>29994983
>tfw you are so flimsy that no one can afford their time to make sure you don't spontaneously die, so they bring in master pet care-taker Spike.

>Twilight is so jaded at how much you exist in a constant state of almost-dying that she is unable to care anymore.

>tfw your frailness brings about a new age of existential crisis to Equestria.

But you dont understand maud
I want to be dominated by you

>>29995094
"Come on Anon, a simple bolt of lightning will kill you"
> "yeah just stay here where you are safe silly"

>>29994858
Sounds interesting.

>>29994983
Why is the phone a shell? Is it an edit?

>>29994858
Gib link pls . I'm interested

>>29995228
>>29995252
It doesnt focus on that sorry, it's just one of the reasons he has zero pony friends.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/192497/how-many-friends-have-you-made-today
Basic AiE, only actual physics apply to him, a few other things are taken to their logical conclusions and celestia keeps bugging him to make friends.
Pretty feelsy in parts, made me like blueblood.

>>29995289
Thanks senpai. I'll give it a look

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>>29995218

To bring it all the way back around:

>Anon, I really appreciate your help collecting samples for my collection. I know how hard it must be being out here in the wilderness for someone as frail as you.

"E-excuse me?"

>Oh sorry, I didn't mean to offend. Just an observation. It isn't like I haven't noticed you trying to hide your shaking knees every time I put another rock in your backpack.

"You knew?!"

>Of course. To be honest I find it kind of endearing. I can appreciate someone that tries to be more than himself for someone.

"You mean it? Y-you are messing with me, aren't you?"

>Am I?

>>29995218
Lighting wont kill a human.


Sometimes

>>29995562
haha noice man

>>29992748
>Maud tricks Anon into trying to >rape her
>She lets him have his way with her because she wants that dick
>A week later, she's in heat and anon tries again
>It doesnt go as planned
YES

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>>29993910
"I'm practically a rodeo" -Anon, 2017

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You're all going about this the wrong way.

First you loan them a few bits. Come back a week later and ask for repayment. When they say they can't repay, act calm at first. That night, surprise them at their front door at 2 in the morning and put a shotgun in their face, threatening them with fellatio or death.

>>29997043
Wait
Who's the one giving a bj

>>29993916
I'd actually like to see the opposite of this, in which Anon is basically Superman. This could be explained by having whatever planet Equestria is on be less massive than Earth. This would essentially equate to Anon being able to lift three to five times the weight he would normally.

>>29997171
>guy with shotty and penis
>threatening mare that has neither
Who the fuck do you think.

>>29997222
nothing here
>>29997043
says that it's about mare
also anon can use this as an excuse to fuck them

>>29997209
I haven't sperged enough about this, so I will now. I've been googling, though admittedly not looking very far into, articles that state the Earth's gravity is about as strong as it can be without becoming completely unlivable. Which means, if and when we meet aliens, we'll probably be a lot stronger than them.

>>29997304
Going along with my "Earth is more massive than Equestria" hypothesis. It doesn't seem that far-fetched to think of Anon uprooting trees or being able to jump up and tackle a pegasus out of the sky with minimal effort.

>>29995562
Anon this is really endearing even if it's short, please write more!

>>29992822
my jaw droped! yes make this green faggot

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>>29992748
>Anon helping Maud make friends

>>29992890
so like lets make ponys wanting some hard a thing

>>29992748
maud that doesn't make sense, you're like, twice my height.

>>29992911
CANON MOMENT amazing fuck feed me more and let me OD on weak and helpless ponys

>>29993212
MAUD WANTS ANON

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>>29992890

>>29993916
Either they work by our physics, in which case gg humans win, or we work by their physics, in which case gg humans win.

Frankly I'd prefer the latter because I want to do stupid shit.

>>29997304
You could live on a planet with high gravity, even as high as 2 times normal gravity IF you could work your way up to it over years. But the problem with that much stress means you'd need joint replacements almost every 5 years.

Where it can fall through is the fact that since you'd basically be doing a workout non-stop, your heart would enlarge from all the work trying to pump so much harder. It's a muscle, it gets bigger and bigger like any other stressed muscle. Then it fails.

>>29992748
Like I haven't already known this?

>>29992818
My LITTLE Pony. They are smaller than normal ponies.

>>29992890
>lift me tail
>Celestia is Scottish

>>29999293
EqG had a brief moment where human Dash was riding horse Dash, and horse Dssh was the size of irl pony
Inb4 non-canon, yeah maybe but it's being made by the same people so it's the size the creators consider ponies to be

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>>29999338
>EqG
>proof of anything

>>29997043
What do I do if I ask them to repay and they give me back the bits they owe me?

>>29999343
>it's being made by the same people

>>29999442
It's not canon and totally separate from the show
It doesn't matter what happens in it because it has 0 impact

>>29997400
Wouldn't Anon's body eventually weaken from living on a planet with less gravity, though? Or is that just some science fiction meme, and that wouldn't happen for a really long time?

>>29999477
If he exercised regularly then he could maintain his muscle mass and bone density just fine.

He would actually have to commit to it though.

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>>29999447
>It's not canon and totally separate from the show
>It doesn't matter what happens in it because it has 0 impact
Forgetting season 4 are we?

>>29992818
Humans have a reach and maneuverability advantage over most ponies, strength means nothing if you can restrain them properly. Most unicorns only seem to be capable of basic telekinesis to boot.

The best way to subdue a horse is to play with its lips anyway.

>>29999510
>forgetting season 4?
Yes. Can we please do this?

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>>29999519
>forcefully kissing mares until they're putty in your hands

>>29999338
To be fair, human Dash riding pony Dash was part of the gag reel, so it's of questionable canonicity. However, if we accept that the Crown of Magic retains its dimensions between worlds, then there it serves as a valid point of size comparison, as Twilight's pony and human form (as well as human Sunset) are seen wearing it. Through a cursory examination of stills from EG1, it appears that the crown fits the same on pony and human, meaning that their heads, at least, are the same size. I remember there being an infographic about it, but I can't seem to find it.

>>29999338
clearly EQGs are smaller than normal humans

>>30000411
the title is not 'little Equestria Girls'
you're just a dirty micro fetishit, aren't you?

>>29999487
>>29999477
No, if Equestria's gravity was too different from earth's, then yes, Anon would die.
Exercise will help, but your bones will deteriorates, then the marrow, then your heart, then your brain.
Scientists think that we /could/ potentially survive on 0.9 or maximum 0.8 gravity planets (Earth being 1.0 or 9.7m/s), but anything lower than that means death in a 12 to 2months period. (Mars being 0.35 and 4 to 6months)
But we're talking about magic ponies, we can't use those numbers. Pegasi are physically, biologically and physiologically impossible, so are dragons. Also, quadrupeds can't into sentience.

>>29995252
>>29995289
>>29995298
Here's a good one

https://pastebin.com/Ba7NhccP

>>29997400
>Anon try's to jump to catch a peagusus
> Misses and flys out of orbit and into space
>Bad end

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>>29997433
Later. Gotta hide my power level while at University.

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>>29999519
>>29999534
oh my

>>30000556
>12 to 2 month period
This certainly explains why all our astronauts keep dying when we put them in microgravity. I always thought it was because we didn't put enough airholes in the space stations.

>>30000760
>microgravity
Because microgravity =/= low gravity anon.
They're staying 400km above you. They're 'falling', that's what microgravity means, but they're still affected by the same force as you are (Or rather, the difference is so miniscule that it is of no importance)
They're not in 'zero G'.

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>>29997443
Underrated post, kek.

>>30000894
You forgetting the foundation of general relativity, which is that there is no discernable difference between being in a confined environment that is falling, and one that is not accelerating and also in the absence of a gravitational field.

>>30001108
No, you're dismissing the fundamental facts that you're a living being and that experiencing/living in a microgravity, or 'weightlessness' state isn't comparable to living in low gravity. At all.
I'm not pulling this out of my ass anon, these are serious researches made by hundreds of scientists over the last 70 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_spaceflight_on_the_human_body
http://www.space.com/23017-weightlessness.html
https://www.nasa.gov/hrp/bodyinspace
What's the point of bringing relativity in this subject? It is of no relevance, really, we're talking about health.
You cannot compare such different conditions, one is falling but still experiencing the same gravity as you are, the other is experiencing half of that force.

>>30001503
I'm not >>30000760, I was merely pointing out that experiencing no gravitational field is indistinguishable from freefalling. I am aware that microgravity isn't healthy.

>>30001529
>>30001503
C-can we go back to sexualizing cartoon horses now? Please?

>>30001529
Oh, but still, why bring relativity in there?
I said "They're 'falling', that's what microgravity means, but they're still affected by the same force as you are" and then you come up with relativity and the fact that they couldn't discern the difference if they were actually in zero G.
But that doesn't have anything to do with my point tho. And it doesn't go against it either.

>>30001558
No fuck that we got enough threads about that

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>>29992822
Yes please

>>29999442
>>29999343
if mlp eqg are the correct size relations as explained, then apples in equestria are cherries

>>30001575
I am just saying that yes, they are affected by the same gravity, but that's not the reason why they can survive, albeit less healthy, which I interpreted to be what you're saying here >>30000894. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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>>30001575
But, anon, we're sexualizinig cartoon rocks not ponies.

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>>30001611
Oh, okay but you phrased >>30001108 as if you were actually disagreeing with me.
Or I guess I didn't go into enough details in >>30000894
I thought what I meant was obvious, and that I didn't imply that they were surviving because of some magical dust they eat before going there.

>>30001626
No, fuck that, she's a pone and she'll always be a pone, just like every fucking girls(male) will always be males, even if they cut their dicks off.
She can screech autistically all she wants, she'll never be a rock.

>>30001650
I will admit that I should have made my stance clear and distinguished myself from the other guy.

>>30001650
/pol/ pls go

Bumping for more amusing greentexts

>>30001708
Everyone is not /pol/

>>30001708
>/pol/
Heh, I wish I was still a 20yo shitting on niggers for no reasons.
But if you think that I was wrong, then you need to off yourself from my planet, fgt
Then again, you'll surely kill yourself soon enough

>>29997400

Anyone who read "John Carter of Mars" could go with this.

>>30002261
>for no reasons
They have plenty of reasons. Some are valid, some are not, but saying the reasons are nonexistent is just absurd.

>>30002289
since when stereotypes are valid reasons?

>>30002289
Oh yeah, I'm not saying niggers aren't niggers.
I'm saying that I now have reasons to shit on them, and they're valid, as opposed to whatever the fuck /pol/ says and/or I used to say back then.

>>30002302
What? Valid reasons for shitting on people?
What are you on about? You need your safe space?
Any reason is valid to shit on people, there's no fucking ladder you fuckwit.

>>30002311
these were your very own words, you fucking retard

>>30002319
No you retard, what I meant, and what I /said/ was that /pol/ and other youngsters shit on niggers because of those stereotypes.
Where the fuck did you see me saying that it's 'wrong' or 'not a valid reason'?
People can, and should be able to, shit on whatever they want if they feel like it, whether the 'reason' is 'valid' or not, whatever this could mean.

>>30002344
wow, okay, you should say that you're an actual retard in the first place and save me the keystrokes

>>30002311
>>30002319
Not to interrupt you two, but there is an interesting distinction that has been made on this site between the concepts of a black man and a nigger that is grounded more on the underdevelopment of some cultures and subcultures.

>Tho I just want more greens

>>30002311
>You need your safe space?
It's funny because that's exactly what you want

>>30002363
>being a commie
Thanks for your input anon! Really hope to see you in the next "antifa gets fucked" video.

>>30002386
How so?

>>30002397

>>30001708

>>30002413
No, I'm the /pol/ guy. I mean, I'm not, but I'm the one he's calling out on.

>>30002397
>he doesn't agree with me so he's a commie
a book definition of a /pol/tard mentality

>>30002426
>You shouldn't be able to say whatever the fuck you want!
>it should be banned!
>also stereotypes are wrong!
Oh, I'm sorry anon, I didn't expect you to take it literally.
You know, you're the same filth to me, commies, globalists, nat socialists.
I'm sure you'll get it right some day :^)

>>30002426
But /pol/ hates niggers
He doesn't

>>30002457
>/pol/tard being right
>in anything
>ever
hahahahaha!

>>30002462
he literally said he does
>>30002311

>>30002477
Kinda like how they said brexit and Trump winning the presidential election would happen eh?

>>30002484
>they said
/pol/ only copies from reddit

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>>30002477
>still trying
>after saying that free speech is an error
Whatever you say buddy
dw, it's just a phase

>>30002462
Well I don't /hate/ them.
More like, I tolerate them, I guess.

>>30002302
>since when stereotypes are valid reasons?
Hence, "some are not". Statistics, however, are very valid reasons, and statistics overwhelmingly show urban blacks committing more violent crime-by-volume.

>>30002319
>your very own words
You're literally too stupid to differentiate between anons in a conversation. This is 4chan 101 shit, and you can't do it. This right here is the first post I have made in this thread since making >>30002289.

>>30002482
He says he has a valid reason to shit on them not just hating like /pol/ does.

As a matter of fact
No where in that post does he "literally" say "I hate niggers"

>>30002513
Proofs?
>inb4 source:my ass

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i told moot to delete /pol/ because it only attracts edgy teenagers but he didn't listen and now we have to deal with this vermin on any other board

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>>30002532
It's been deleted twice before, newfag
It's existed since 2006 in one form or another

>>30002532
>And is a weeb
Welp, there you go, we now all know that you're just another 17yo thinking the world will become better by removing all those pesky 'social constructs' such as sexes, races and whatever else you mongoloids says.
Back to /a/ with you.

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>>30002547
no, you moron. it was never really deleted. moot decided to cater to retards
also only newfags call others newfags
>>30002551
not even the same guy, you memeing scum. get back to your circlejerking shithole

>>30002532
moot was cool - was. Then he left, the site got the worst possible mods, and he got cucked. Then they tried to infringe on /pol/ and wondered why now half the Internet is their colonialism.

>Maud

She is literally the least fuckable Pie sister. Give me Limestone instead.

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>tfw you bump a thread for more greens only to get "discourse" instead.

>>30002513
>>30002513
it's the other way 'round, plebbit.

>>29999293
Requesting the height charts. One with human and pony, another with pony and eqgirl.

>>30002592
/pol/ has no purpose anymore
all this leejun meme was proven wrong many times (last /pol/ocaust for example) and moot should have balls and stick to his first decision

>>30002589
>no, you moron. it was never really deleted. moot decided to cater to retards
That's a funny way of saying you got called out on your bullshit
/co/ even made a comic the second time it was deleted
That back pedaling tho
>also only newfags call others newfags
Translation
>No U
Sad to be honest

>>30002661
Keep those tears coming, lad

>>30002673
>got called out on your bullshit
>That back pedaling tho
>/pol/ is still here
you were saying?
>No U
if you actually saw /pol/ back in 2006 then you wouldn't even try to be a smartass
but surely such a memeing patrician can't be wrong, right?
>>30002675
give me one good reason for /pol/ to still exist or admit that you're a massive faggot

>>30003117
>give me one good reason for /pol/ to still exist or admit that you're a massive faggot

keeping their shiposting relatively contained

if there was no /pol/ polfags would be rampant (more than they are now)

so shut up and let them have thier containment board

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>>30003512
ooohhh...so that's why we have this cancer on 90% of the boards, with the other 10% moderated enough to not have a full 100%
makes perfect sense...

>>30003117
Give me one reason for you to still exist or admit you're a massive faggot
oh wait

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>>30003642
ah, ah, ah...i asked first..

>>30001708

/mlpol/ is here to stay. ^:)

>>30003117

/pol/ exists because otherwise the rest of the site becomes /pol/.
It's the same reason why /b/ had to be so heavily policed back in the day.
If you don't contain it, it spreads and infects everything else.

When /new/ was axed, it spread to Reddit, SA, Tumblr and most other boards and all of them had to pretty much bring down the hammer to stop it until /pol/ was created.

Now /pol/ is causing shitstorm upon shitstorm in social and mainstream media because they know they can.
It's better to let it exist and do damage control than to unleash it now that it's more powerful(as in, they have already established MAD-plans on how to ruin every other board if they get axed again) than before.

>>30003117
>you were saying?
That it was deleted twice and wasn't called /pol/ back then
>>No U
>if you actually saw /pol/ back in 2006 then you wouldn't even try to be a smartass
Current /pol/ was created in 2012
In 2006 it was known as /n/
But keep crying
>but surely such a memeing patrician can't be wrong, right?
You're right, I'm not wrong
It got you buttflusterd after all


>give me one good reason for /pol/ to still exist
If you had any idea what happens to a containment board when it's deleted you'd know the user base doesn't just disappear too.
It's the reason Moot brought it back because all the other boards were complaining.
This was the reason /co/ decided to make a comic about it.

>admit that you're a massive faggot
I admit you're a massive faggot
Stay salty, my dude

>>30003638
>REEEE
Keep crying about it

>>30003747
>/pol/ exists because otherwise the rest of the site becomes /pol/.
oops, too late. i even saw this crap on /c/
>If you don't contain it, it spreads and infects everything else.
there's no contamination so here you have it. and axing it at the root would only help
>they have already established MAD-plans on how to ruin every other board if they get axed again
bullshit. they can't do anything. the last /pol/ocaust was a massacre. i still have screencaps of the entire /pol/ crying from their powerlessness
>>30003778
took you a while to google everything
also see above
>In 2006 it was known as /n/
i bet you also know what /n/ was called before it became news, right? same year actually
protip: google won't tell you
also:
>Moot
i'm not surprised in the slightest
do kys pronto

>>30003869
>took you a while to google everything
>also see above
Can you prove this is what happened?
Sounds like a attempt at damage control after being called out on your bullshit.

>I bet you also know what /n/ was called before it became news, right? same year actually
It was trains then nature and wildlife before becoming news :3
Dat deflection tho


>i'm not surprised in the slightest
do kys pronto
Take your own advice

>>30002547
Fuck moot, he's a faggot

>>30003910
>It was trains then nature and wildlife before becoming news :3
actually i checked and some faggot made a pastebin with the names
take this as a proof because you weren't here for trains

>>30002606
>Marble
>She is literally the least fuckable Pie sister. Give me Maud instead.
ftfy

>>30003928
>actually i checked and some faggot made a pastebin with the names
>take this as a proof because you weren't here for trains
That's a funny way of admitting you got called out on your bullshit
Hmm yes
Loving that buttmad tho ;^)

>take my opinion
Naw, go ahead and shove it back up your ass with your keys and dragon dildo.

but can we really say blacks are people?

>>30003946
the very fact that you changed the subject twice and made it your main line of defense just shows how full of shit you are
> ;^)
just
also: if i'm buttmad then you're catatonic

>>30003984
>>30003907
hi, Pencils

>>30003869
>they can't do anything. the last /pol/ocaust was a massacre.
Is that why the media is reporting everything they do and government funded research papers are doing studies on them?

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

>>30003978
>the very fact that you changed the subject twice and made it your main line of defense just shows how full of shit you are
Pot calling the kettle black: the post

I like how you accuse others of what you're guilty of.
As a matter of fact
I want you to elaborate
Because all my posts have been in response to yours and I caught your attempt at deflection earlier.

>also: if i'm buttmad then you're catatonic
>Another No U
Ayy lmao
Struck a nerve did I?
Tell me how it makes you feel :3

>>30004008
does it really surprise you that non-4fags take /pol/ unironically?
/b/ is still a pedophile den

>>30004036
>does it really surprise you that non-4fags take /pol/ unironically?
Does it surprise you that you got called out on your bullshit again?

Dont bother
It's a rhetorical question

>>30004032
>Pot calling the kettle black: the post
just following your dodges. can't really do it any other way
>I like how you accuse others of what you're guilty of
>I want you to elaborate
>Because all my posts have been in response to yours and I caught your attempt at deflection earlier.
you're really trying hard right now. too bad this post
>>30002589
still stands unanswered. not that you really tried to answer it tho
>inb4 bullshit copypasta. what else

>>30004048
>being a third
you should know what that means, mr. oldfag

>>30000595
please explain

>>30004089
>just following your dodges. can't really do it any other way
I asked you to elaborate
Is that too hard to do?
>you're really trying hard right now. too bad this post
Not really
It's easy to call you out on your bullshit :3

>being a third
>you should know what that means, mr. oldfag
See?
There's your hypocrisy right here.
Deflection and avoiding

Thanks for proving my point and contradicting yourself lol

>>30004163
i alaborated long time ago. you never bothered replying
>copypasta once again
no surprise here
>See?
yes. i see that you're dodging once again
>hypocrisy
well, i know very well what being a third means and you won't see me doing it

>>30004089
>too bad this post
>>>30002589 #
>still stands unanswered. not that you really tried to answer it tho
It was answered right here
>>30002673
You ignoring and crying about it wont change anything.

Complaining without offering any solutions is called whining ;^)

>>29992896
There's an entire general based off of this last time I checked.

>>30004202
copypastas are not answers

>>30003638
Yeah and if you get rid of /pol/ it increases to 300% you retard

blow it out your ass

>>30004191
>i alaborated long time ago. you never bothered replying
Care to link the post?
>>copypasta once again
Prove its copypasta
I'll wait
>no surprise here
You're right
You keep damage controlling
Sad to be honest
>yes. i see that you're dodging once again
Elaborate how it's dodging when the post you were responding too had nothing to do with that topic?
I'll wait
>well, i know very well what being a third means and you won't see me doing it
Considering you're attempts at damage control and deflection I doubt it.

>>30004226
the same shit argument as for why /mlp/ shouldn't become a red board: it will be flooded with porn and nothing else

>>30004208
Link the copypasta pls
Prove it's what you claim it is :3
No deflection or avoiding now

>>30004245
Look at /b/ stupid

>>30004245
Early /mlp/ was flooded with porn before the scruffining

>>30001708
>fact that I don't like
>/pol/
lul

Nice job ruining this thread with your retarded arguing you fags

>>30004275
I drink your blood and I eat your skin

>>30004285
I'm not jesus

>>30004302
Lies
I bet my taco you're Mexican

>>30004309
Acually I am argentinian

Malvinas Argentinas

>>30004238
>Care to link the post?
>>30002532
>>30002589
>>30002661
>>30003638
just to link the few
>Prove its copypasta
here:
>>30002673
>called out on your bullshit
>>30003910
>called out on your bullshit
>>30003946
>called out on your bullshit
>>30004048
>called out on your bullshit
wew...can you feel it?
>when the post you were responding too had nothing to do with that topic?
because it was your offtopic crap to begin with
or maybe you meant my first post? i don't see a post link there
>Considering you're attempts at damage control and deflection I doubt it.
you're not even trying right now
>>30004252
i look. and i see shit like always
picking /b/ was a really poor choice
>>30004257
except it was not. some porn here and there + a few threads, nothing more

>>30004125
If it's calculus you are after, 3blue1brown is currently doing a daily series on it on YouTube.

If you don't get the image, it is simply different forms of derivative notation.

>Tfw true neutral

ok, i'm done waiting so i'm out
don't bother replying
>wll reply anyway because of autism
2/10 shit troll
kill yourself

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>>30004245
Whoa
You bitching about it on the pony board will surely get something done.
Oh wait, Hiro loves /pol/ and finds their antics amusing.

>>30004326
>and i see shit like always

yeah because its a red board

>>30004275
This thread was ruined the moment /pol/ posting appeared.

>>30004326
>just to link the few
All that were addressed and you ignored
Instead using a question begging epithet as a argument
>>Prove its copypasta
>here:
>>>30002673 (You) #
>>called out on your bullshit
>>>30003910 (You) #
>>called out on your bullshit
>>>30003946 (You) #
>>called out on your bullshit
>>>30004048 (You) #
>>called out on your bullshit
>wew...can you feel it?
Yeah, you got called out on your bullshit and still attempt damage control
You even ignore the rest of those posts and focus on the special words that trigger you
Wew indeed
>because it was your offtopic crap to begin with
So you admit you're doing exactly what you accuse others of doing?
Did you forget it was in response to your assertions?
Thanks for proving my point tho
>or maybe you meant my first post? i don't see a post link there
See >>30002547 and >>30003778
Awww dont cry now :^(
>you're not even trying right now
Why try when it's that easy?

>>30004393
The game.

>>30004407
You lost it

>>30004412
>>30004339
Just pointing out.
Though in the end i replied to him as well so i lost it as well.

>>30004375
It still would have been fine if autists didnt fly off the handle about it

>>30004419
>posted from 4chan
>on its pony board
Hmmm

>>30004419
That's a lelelelel u mad mentality. /mlp/ is not for politics.

>>30004432
yeah but jumping into a dozen post long argument with them helps no one, in fact it ruins the thread

dont be an autist, ignore them

>>30004450
Get your boipussy over here fgt

>>30004450
>if i ignore them, maybe they'll go away
It only works with trolls.

>>30004339
You sound suspiciously mad and devastated
Want to talk about it?

>>30004450
>it ruins the thread
Ruins? Or makes better?

>>30004550
Benis :DDD

>>30004546
You're really begging for attention right now.

>>30004557
Oh good, you're here.
Do you want to talk about your feelings?
It's okay to cry.
Nobody is going to judge you

>>30004555
DUDE

>implying i'm the same guy
>being this desperate for attention
So you were a troll all along.

>>30004592
Who are you responding too?
Let's talk

^ In case anyone was wondering where all the shitposters come from.

>>30004592
Hello?
Mr. Grumpy pants you there?
I want to help you get rid of all those bottled up emotions.
Just let it all out, sweetie.
It's okay to cry

>>30004609
You are where all the shitposters come from?
For what purpose?

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I miss this guy
Well, at least if he's busy here, he's not posting in the thread i care about so it's okay.

>>30004622
Carlos?

>>30004622
>he's busy here
The shitposter of course.

>>30004592
Hello?
Why are you so upset grumpy dumpy?

>>30004631
Which one?

>>30004646
/pol/

>>30004347
>hiro
>not hiroshimoot
>not gookmoot
>not 'that retard'
Hi scruffy!

>>30004666
Satan warm up my hot pocket with your infernal ass

>>30000556
>>30000894
Sorry for the late reply, but you're dumb.

Exercise is literally what we do to keep people from dying in microgravity and we've discovered ways to actually stop degradation entirely. This considered, low gravity is nothing by comparison. Just exercise and you can maintain your health and musculature just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05oOst9kZXQ

>>30004646
Poor sweetie weeties getting upset and bottling up their emotions.
It's not healthy

>>30004687
No anon, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Microgravity (says, what ISS astronauts experience) is still 9m/s.
Mars is 3.7m/s.
No anon, I'm sorry, it's not comparable.
Exercise can help you survive in LoE, not on Mars. (Or anything below 7-8m/s)

I'll save this thread to show people what an average /pol/fag is

>>30004687
See this >>30001503

>>30004703
How would they know?
And wouldn't they attack /mlp/?

Wouldn't it be better to get it from the source?

>>30004727
Everyone knows that this board is full of /pol/fags.

>>30004700
Ok, I know for a fact that you didn't watch the video, but I'm willing to ignore that for now.

>Exercise can help you survive in LoE, not on Mars. (Or anything below 7-8m/s)
Tell me why? That or give me a link that proves your statment while disproving mine. Please and thank you. I'm well studied on these issues, but if you can definitively prove I'm wrong then I'm willing to accept that.

>>30004703
>>30004727

You people are seriously dumb if you that this is purely /pol/. There is no such thing as a homogeneous board.

>>30004738
All of 4chan is full of them
dosent make this place special

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>>30004339
>2/10 shit troll
>kill yourself
lol

>>30004762
>There is no such thing as a homogeneous board
tell that to all these faggots who lurk not only in one board but in only one thread
>>30004767
/mlp/ has a high %

>>30004774
I'm working on it, sweetie
He just needs to release his emotions
I know he wants to cry
Pls dont agitate him further

>>30004776
>/mlp/ has a high %
Got a single fact to back that up?

>30004774
>30004782
The samefagging is so obvious, holy shit!

>>30004789
did you miss /mlpol/?

>>30004790
>must be a same fag
y u mad bra?

>>30004790
Why cant you link properly, sweetie?

there's a huge difference between can't and won't

>>30004803
You owe me a coke, sweetie

>>30004799
you mean that april fools joke?
guess that means /int/ is full of /v/ermin

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>>30004823

>>30004820
you can suc my dick for it

>>30004833
Not nice, sweetie
But I'll forgive you

>>30004831
You obviously weren't in /vint/
/v/ is pure autistic cringe

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>>30004831
Fuck you, it was fun

Please just stop guys. Think about what you're doing.

None of this is related whatsoever to the topic of this thread or to pone in general. You're all just going back and forth calling each other faggots with different permutations and accomplishing absolutley nothing by it.

Can we please just drop this and go back to discussing low gravity and rape play like sensible people?

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>this entire thread
of course mods won't do shit about it...

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>>30004831

>>30004847
>I-I just wanted more greens.

>>30004790
How is it samefagging?
The posting styles are different

>>30004861
nigga tripping is how

>>29992748
Maude felt sinister af after she said that. I really loved this episode when Pinkie wasn't breaking in, Maude had a strong sense of personality despite speaking in the same tone all the time which is rare.

>>30004851
There are a few fresh threads related to this as well.

>>30004752
Anon. The fact that you even have to ask such a question simply proves that you have no idea of what you're talking about, save for watching a couple videos on youtube.
I even added the 'sources' right after my response, there >>30001503
No Anon, your video doesn't say that microgravity is weaker than, say, Mars or even the moon, and if it did, then it would be spewing bullshit.
Like I said, multiple times in this thread now (but it's okay, it went awry quite fast, kind of hard to keep track) microgravity doesn't mean you're in near zero G, or whatever else you could think.
Microgravity = 9m/s Surface = 9.8m/s
There's nothing more to it Anon. Astronauts on the ISS (nearly) experience the same force as you do, and that's why they have to exercise to keep up with the relatively small difference.
You can't possibly compare that and 'lower gravity environments'.

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>>30004871
Maud, regardless of how inexpressive she may be, is evidently not indifferent to the world around her. She knows what's up.

>>30004889
Ok, ok ok.

So, I'm going to go through your sources so that you understand that I did read through them.

The wikipedia source sources to an old version of aRED, back before they started using vacuums to simulate real weight.

There are newer versions where they have both predicted and achieved zero bone density losses in space.

The space.com source is also citing old data.

The nasa.gov article says nothing of note and the citations are somewhat useless here.

The problem with microgravity isn't the actual acceleration, it's weightlessness. I.E. it's the fact that you are effectively in free-fall 24/7. Your body literally can't tell the difference between being in this state of free-fall and being in zero gravity. Period. It causes the same issues.

That is my understanding of the issue. If you can show me something that proves otherwise then be my guest.

>>30005009
Holy shit Anon.
No anon, 'free fall' and zero gravity isn't the same thing.
No, Anon, just no.
You being in free fall doesn't magically removes the force the gravity is pulling on you.
Being in free fall in low earth orbit still lets you experience close to 1g, even tho you 'can't feel it' because you're falling, it's still there.
If you were free falling on low Mars orbit, then it would be around 0.35g.
That's how it is.
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_spaceflight_on_the_human_body is still completely relevant since it is the data and researches done to this day.
Unless you can prove it wrong, you're just pulling one out of your ass. But hey, go ahead.

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>>30004852
and what really happened was:

>>30005009
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/benefits/bone_loss.html
Oh, nvm I guess those are outdated too lol
You're obviously working for SpaceX and have top secret informations that the NASA doesn't feel like sharing.

>>30004847
Eat a dick, Shillary

God damn I fucking love this thread

>>30005092
I'm not saying that they're the same thing. I'm saying that your body can't tell the difference and the issues caused by "microgravity" aren't due to actually being in a lower gravity field, they are caused due to low stress on your muscular and skeletal system and due to your blood and other bodily fluids not being pulled "downward" relative to our body's position and thus pooling diffrently in your body.

Your body doesn't give a fuck about the total acceleration experienced due to gravity in this case. What it gives a fuck about is that it's effectively weightless

>>30005111

I'm going to link this directly again and give you a time stamp so that you can hear it straight from the horses mouth, straight from a NASA scientist who is studying this issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05oOst9kZXQ
Timestamp you want to skip to is 09:13

Here I'll even give you a direct quote from this point
>"In crew members of the aRED, when they came back when we looked at their x-rays, their bone mineral density was the same as it was before flight"
"And that's never happened before?"
>"That's never happened before with good diet and hard exercise"
>"This is the percent change, per month, in whole body bone mineral density"
"Ok"
>"In crew members on the Mir, we didn't have any restive exercise. In crew members early in the station, where they had the iRED, and crew members where they had the iRED and crew members where they had the ARED
"Boom, can't go to Mars, can't go to Mars, you can go to Mars."
>"Theoretically yes"
"Because of ARED"

Point. Counterpoint?

Immediately after this a selection of research studies are briefly shown on screen, I'll link them here for your consideration.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15220316
https://www.nasa.gov/pdf/754240main_FeOxBoneAJCNePub.pdf
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4246590/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24995691
http://www.pnas.org/content/109/25/9989.short

>>30005285
There are more studies shown by the way, those are just the first few that I felt like linking. Feel free to grab the other ones if you want to.

>>30005285
So you're saying we should be saving our piss bottles?

>>30005098
this is actually pretty accurate, all threads made in for example /qa/ were ponyfag threads and there are little discussions of politics at all in /mlpol/ themed areas. i found it fun though

>>30005543
Only if you plan to do something worthwhile in your life

>>30004339
>I'm leaving now
>if you respond to me I win
>You're a troll
>kill yourself
Oi, being a right cunt you are m8
Couldn't handle it ya poofer?

>>30005122
We gonna make this PG-13, R...? A?

>>30006241
But that was a troll.

>Lack greentext story
Write something!

>>30004831
Mlpol still exists

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What in the everliving fuck happened to this fucking thread?
Can you autistic fucking retards not go two fucking seconds without ruining nice things? Oh my god.

>>29992818
Trying to push anything that isn't a biped over is freaking difficult. 4 legs is extremely stable

>>30005285
Mh.
That was interesting, you got me there Anon.
I mean, it does feel a bit like some kind of ad for their shit, but it still seems solid.
Super interesting stuff.
But Anon would still need to exercise daily, and not any kind of exercise uh.
And that only helps the bones and muscles, not the blood pressure and other fluids, they need drugs for that.

>>29995579
That's like any ship can be a minesweeper.

Once.

>>30007026
Smarter Every Day is just a channel that relies on a lot of sponsors because he does a lot of stuff that requires equipment to be purchased and he travels a lot to meet different people.

You'll actually find that on a lot of science focused channels. They'll take sponsors and ask for money more than other channels so that they can reinvest in their content, which oftentimes is more expensive to make for various reasons.

But yea, the because your body has more effective weight on a sub-earth sized planet than in orbit the logistics are a bit easier. You still have to exercise, but the requirements for exercise shouldn't be as great, and it's all made simpler by the fact that there is a constant force vector for you to exert against. Same deal for blood pressure and fluids. You should be better off than being weightless, but you would probably just have to deal with having your blood pooling in your torso and head more, which may or may not lead to additional complications down the line.

That being said, I'm personally not a fan of the whole "Equestria has lower gravity" head canon. I normally just chalk stuff like flight, levitation, durability, ect up to magic.

>hoping to read some interesting green about Anon x Maud
>All this /pol/spoor instead
I could have just stayed at the office if I wanted this shit.

>>29992748
this is my fetish

My power fantasies are out of control.

Reminds me of Celestia in this story.
https://pastebin.com/fKyRd5gw

>>30007653
Uhmmmm

>>30006915
Apparently not.

>>30006915
You should fucking sudoku

We better sleep

>>30004871

>am i?

for some reason that line seemed really out of character to me

>>30007118
Write your own, retard

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Fuck you all, posting Maud lewd

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>>30010296

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