Would you loan a pony money?

Is pony money a real money? I'd just go to jail for scamming.

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>>29987638
Only if it was AJ. I wouldn't trust any of the rest to be responsible enough to pay it back.

>>29987638
i can give you a small loan of one million dollars

>>29987656
Just make them sign a contract that stipulates that if they don't pay you back within five days, you get to stick your hand up their ass.

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>>29987638
>"Dude it's just a material possession."
>"Isn't like our friendship worth more then money can buy man?"
>"All I'm asking for is like a couple hundred bits."
>"I really wanna try this new ganja that my dealer has. He calls it like TrainWreck"
>"Pretty gnarly huh?"
>"I'll bring you some back too when I do the pickup. We can try it together."

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>>29987638
>"Y-you think you can make a small donation to the animal sancturary?"
>"N-no...o-okay...."
>"Then do you mind if I borrow some bits from you Anon."
>"I'm really desperate right now. I-I haven't paid the mortgage for months and now the banks threatening to foreclose on my home."
>"All I need is a couple thousand bits. I swear I'll pay you back Anon, I promise!"

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>>29987638
>"Aww come on Anon..."
>"Don't make me beg."
>"I just was a little irresponsible is all."
>"I'm really hurting right now for some bits is all."
>"J-just enough to pay rent on my condo. I'll pay you back I swear!"
>"My parents would freak if I got kicked out."
>"I'll do anything Anon, anything!"

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>>29987638
>"Stop being such a fucking Kike about this Anon!"
>"Just fund my research already."
>"It's just a couple thousand bits."
>"You can afford that."
>"I'll even put you in the paper I write."
>"Gosh, it's almost like you don't think that friendship studies are a worthwhile field of study."

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>>29987638
>"H-hey Nonny"
>"You think I can stay with you for awhile."
>"I kinda lost my job....and my home...."
>"B-but I'll bounce back."
>"I always do!"
>"I just need some help Nonny....please...I'll even pay you back for my time here when I get a new job."
>"I pinkie promise."

>>29987922
Would you pat your head and rub your tummy?

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>>29987638
>"The great and powerful Trixie is broke ahhhhhhh!!!!"
>"She needs your help"
>"Please Anonyms, save the poor and desperate Trixie!"
>"I haven't eaten in days!"
>"Please I'll forever be in your debt Anon!"

>>29988008
L-lewd...

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>>29987638
>"I feel awfully sore about asking ya Anon."
>"It's just that well..."
>"Apple Acres has been having a bad year."
>"I don't even know if we can afford to feed ourselves this winter."
>"I ain't askin fer much Anon."
>"Just enough bits to hold us over."
>"I'll pay you back every bit. I promise."

>>29987638
Do they accept dong? I have a couple thousand dong to spare.

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>>29987638
>"I'm not asking for charity Anon."
>"I understand that your kind has certain beastly desires."
>"Just give me a couple thousand bits....and I'll help you satiate those beastly cravings...if only for tonight."

>>29988180
Only expanded dong.

>>29987852
fuck off hippy
>>29987881
you can stay at my place until you're back on your feet
>>29987922
anything? good goy.
>>29987948
oi vey, only if I get exclusive rights to the research results
>>29987978
sure, but you have to share space with butterbutt
>>29988128
I'll be taking partial ownership of the farm then, looks like a good investment

>>29988203
wow, whores are expensive in equestria

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>>29988203
>>"I understand that your kind has certain beastly desires."
If they were 'beastly' desires I could just take what I wanted by force, though.

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>>29988203
>All these ponies sincerely need help and rarity just offer to blow you for cash.

Why is rarity such a whore?

>>29987638
Are bits real gold? If so, how much gold do they have and does Equestria have currency tiers?

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>>29988203
Ok

>Transforms into cleric beast.
>Slowly corrupt Equestria with my blood.
>The Hunt begins!

>>29987638
There was a green where you loan Rarity money in exchange for sex. Eventually it goes further and Anon slowly turns her into a willing slave. Forgot the name though.

>>29988203
>meme this hard
At least you've tried.

>>29988753
You better find that shit you nigger.
And they better link it to me so I can jerk off it.

loan the pone

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>>29988008
>>29988024

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>>29987638
>"Grand Duke Anonymous."
>"Of the great Duchy of The Vale."
>"I beseech thee."
>"I throw myself at your mercy."
>"The crown is broke, it can not afford to pay the salaries of its soldiers, let alone it's staff."
>"I beg you Sir Anonymous, please loan the crown the bits it so desperately needs to pay its troops."
>"I'd ask other nobles but as it stands, your house is the wealthiest."
>"And I had thought it better to owe one debt of gratitude than a hundred."
>"Please Anon, I'll do anything, I'm at your mercy. Equestria is at your mercy."
>"Ask of me anything and I will do it to save my people from economic collapse."

>>29989186
>Who knew selling salt licks to ponies would make you the richest man in Equestria.
I mean, would you be against an arranged marriage between me and your hotter sister?

>>29989157
Attagirl. Yes, I think this arrangement is going to work out just fine.

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>>29989157
J-just take my money...
S-same time tomorrow p-please

>>29988247
No Rarara is an expensive whore.

>>29989157
MODS!

>>29988203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvJKrat3eEI

>>29988227
Asking for an partial ownership of half their livelihood just to get a loan. Jesus, I can hear the sounds of you rubbing you hands greedily, Little Jewnon.

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>>29987881

>In the end it all turns out to be a friendship lesson Twilight is trying to teach Anon.
>Except it backfired, as Anon no longer trusts any of them.

>>29987638
I don't do loans. The only people you should be giving money to (other than vendors or employees) are your family or close friends and family or close friends are people that you don't hold for ransom like that. Either give them the money or don't give them anything. There is no grey area.

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>>29989312
But Rarity actually did blow me...she swallowed too.
Was that part of the lesson too?

>>29989355
>Tits
>better check website
>no anthro tags
You good to go.

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>>29989186
> Your stir in your throne, regarding the magnificent alicorn before you.
> She held the deep bow she'd sunken into at the end of her plea, waiting for your reply.
"Rise, Your Highness."
> Imploring eyes lift to fix on you; rising from your seat, you step down from its dias until you are face-to-face with the princess.
"...if it were my choice, I would gift you the funds without a thought. We would even march by your side for nothing but the friendship and fairness Equestria has always shown its allies. Unfortunately, we are not ponies but men; we cannot subsist on friendship alone."
> Expression cracking, Celestia spreads her wings again.
> "Please, Duke Anonymous! I beg you-"
> A hand rises, silencing her.
"I did not say we would refuse. Only that we have to demand something meaningful in return - not from you, but something that can serve my subjects."
> Fear flickers in her eyes; does she honestly expect you to demand something of her ponies?
> "I will grant you whatever I can, Sir Anonymous, but I beg that you not place this burden on the backs of my little ponies."
> Is she offering herself...?
> Your eyes flick to the subtle curve of her haunches...
"Equestria has never been anything but a friend to me. I can no more place this burden on them than I can turn you away."
> "Then what-"
"Your foes. Whatever territory we can seize, with a minimum of fifty percent. Starting..."
> Turning aside, you walk to the enormous map hung from a nearby wall.
"...say, in the south and running north-east from there. Their populations will fall under my dominion, and the land be mine in perpetuity. Do this, and I will offer Equestria its funds... and an army to boot."
> Celestia shivers - whether at your naked ambition, or the thought of what would happens should she refuse you do not know.
"Sir Anonymous, I..."

>>29987638
I'd loan Twilight, Flutters and AJ money.

I'd charge Rarity 1.4% interest.

Dash can fuck off.

If I lent money to Pinkie, I'd probably end up owing her money.

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>>29988203
Hope they don't mind surprise visits at two in the morning. Or ditches.

>>29987978
Pinkie is the only one that would ever get into financial trouble, the rest seem pretty well off.
>Rarity owns one of the nicer businesses in town.
>Apple Jack runs a huge ass farm that supply's most of equestria's apples.
>Twilight's a fucking princess, she owns a fraction of what everyone makes.
>Rainbow Dash is a high ranking weather team member and lives in a cloud mansion.
>Fluttershy is basically animal control for ponyville, the goverment pays her alot to make sure bears don't wander into town.
>Pinkie Pie is a cashier at a mom and pop shop and lives in her employers spare room, most of her pay is deducted for rent and she pretty much lives of of whatever doesn't sell at suger cube corner.
>All of ponyville knows not to lend her bits because she CAN"T pay it back and he knows once the cakes kids fowls start growing up shes going to get kicked out to make room and after her latest behavior she's not sure if anyone will take her in.

>>29990295
Sweet Apple Acres is run down and always seems to be on the verge of financial failure. The Apple family may have a lot of land, but if you look at their business practices, it's clear they have no idea how to make money or manage it.

>>29990398
Sounds like most farms.