How does Maud express her feelings for a guy she likes?

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>>29985770
I don't know, OP.

A girl has never expressed feelings for me.
What about you?

>>29985770
"you rock"

>>29985770
>"I wish to commence the marital and breeding processes at once."

>>29985816
I bet geology puns will really get mauds rocks off

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>>29985770
>'I want to have sex with you.'
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>'Do you want to have sex with me anon?'
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>'Why are you sweating anon?'
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>'I'll understand if you tell me haven't had any sex with mares before.'
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>'You haven't had any sex with any of your kind either, right?'
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>'You look uncomfortable.'
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>'Try imagining I'm not here and talk to Boulder. That always worked for me before.'
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>H-hello Boulder. Yes, I want to have sex with you...

>>29985770
She is clearly lesbian, like Pinkie.
Yes.

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>>29985957
>Clearly a lesbian
>Like Pinkie

>>29985770
Stand up comedy

>>29986659
Pinkie is lesbians. Yes.

>>29985957
I would have loved to see what Greg would have done with Maud in the original positive 5-12 MAS.

>>29985770
She gives him a rock.

>>29985770
Pining for the fjords

>>29985770
She just rapes him

>>29985770
>Implying she's not rocksexual

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>>29987297
So you're saying they make her hard?

>>29985770
Contrary to popular belief, men have greater emotional skill and need that to read the differently expressive female to form and maintain a bond. Maud is merely basically a higher difficulty level of grill.

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>>29986710
>lesbians

>>29985957
>(((lesbian)))
>not collecting members for a cuck shed

>>29987855
Ignore the falseflagging Glimmerniggers

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>>29986710
>>29985957
>Yes.

>>29985770
>rape

>>29985945
underrated.

>>29985770
She is really honest despite not showing expressions. She would simply walk towards him and say it.

>>29985945
This touches me in a way that is awesome.

>>29985770
>rape

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>>29985945
>H-hello Boulder. Yes, I want to have sex with you...
Fuck you, I almost passed from laughing too hard.

>>29985957
You can't assign sexuality anymore, you bigot. Don't you watch science programs? There are at least 57 varieties of sexuality.

>>29985770
She leaves him gifts of interesting stones.

>>29988979
Back to tumblr with you.

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>>29988979
>Bill Nye
>Science programs

>>29989046
>>29989064
Come on, I thought the heinz part was enough.

writefags pls!!!!!!!!!

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>>29985844
Fuck off Carlos

>>29988979
>Not using Hunt's

>>29985770
"Let me rock your world"

>>29988394
>tfw I read it as Freud Freudburger

Anyone got gooood AnonXMaud greens?

>>29991835
yeah this fucking guy >>29985945