How do you defend yourself?

>>29976856
I won't

>>29976856
The only thing I'd do is remove her lipstick.
Otherwise, I'm totally ready for whatever she's got.

>>29976856
You're not real

>>29976899
That's the whole point.

>>29976856
I pull my wiener out and let her make it cleaner

>>29976856
Tell her her gems are cheap.

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>>29976856
Dont worry, I brought my armor.

>>29976856
I won't defend myself. I'm a beta male bitch and I'll let her have her way with me.

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>>29976936
Really?
I was hoping that it was either going to be cute dressy pone snuggles or getting >raped by her thick, meaty black marecock

>>29976856
I have various horse halters, treats, lead ropes, carrot sticks, and other distractions.

>>29976856
Pocket sand

>>29977072
a soaking pussy would dps this armor so hard

>>29976856
>lipstick
>that's my fetish
Today OP was pretty understand

>>29976856
Why should I?

>>29977116
>Black
White horses have pink dicks, thought we established this already