Stop masturbating to My Little Pony.

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You can't tell me what to do

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>>29973323
How could I stop something I've never started?

>>29973323
Would you like me to masturbate to you instead mom?

>>29973323
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOM!

>>29973425
Beat me to it.
>>29973323
I'm beating off to this.

>>29973323
do you remember these innocent times when you thought masturbating to ponies is the worst kind of degeneracy and you will never do it?

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>>29973323
If I can't make it into Equestria, then my unborn sons and daughters that never were will be able to.

>>29973323
Only if I can snuggle your benis mom.

>>29973502
Yes, and then I accidentally stumbled upon a pic of an OC in panties and thought, "shit, I'm gonna masturbate to this."

And then, only afterword did I find out that OC was Fausticorn.

My first fap of the ride was to mom.

>>29973323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_XsjHGgOA

>>29973502
No.
The only reason I started watching the show is cause I found and liked the porn.

>>29973323
....no.

There is no wrong way to fantasize.

>>29973323
this is some deep level of memes we're on

>>29973323

Don't worry, your former show has gotten so bad that I no longer find your former characters attractive in that kind of way.

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>>29973323
Maybe you shouldn't have made them so fuckable then, mom. It's your own fault. You made me do this.
>>29974082
You are weak

>>29973323
But I don't.

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>>29973323
I have.
I've stopped browsing /trash/ and /d/. I don't browse other porn boards.
I've stopped browsing e621, derpibooru, rule34, tumblr porn, etc.
I've stopped browsing all porn for over six months and yet the IWF ads don't stop. The StopItNow ads don't stop.
All because of hentai. Because of clop.
I am going to prison. I will be the virgin sex offender.
And there's nothing left I can do to stop the process. Whatever hopes I had for life are dead.

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>>29974291
>All because of hentai. Because of clop.
>I am going to prison. I will be the virgin sex offender.
Elaborate anon.

>>29973502
Yes, I do.

/mlp/ literally made me a degenerate.

>>29973323
Sorry maam you can't stop me.

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>>29973323
no.

Hey, opinion time folks: what generals have the best lewds (and the most lewds that deliver and don't die before sexy happens)?

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Commence masturbating to My Little Pony.

>>29973502
>do you remember these innocent times when you thought masturbating to ponies is the worst kind of degeneracy

Now thats cute.
Sometimes I forget how young some people here were when the ride started.

>>29974496
It doesnt work that way anon.

>>29974442
Penalty for possession of indecent cartoons in the UK, under the Dangerous Cartoons Act, is a three year prison sentence, an fine of indeterminate value and registration to the sex offenders registry.
You're probably American: legality there depends on the state you're in but you're generally protected under the first amendment unless it gets deemed obscene speech.

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>>29974560
...Do you guys think Bongs realize they live in a literal oppressive dystopia?

>>29973323
i masturbate to human and anthro ponies instead of pony ponies.

they still have nice plots though.

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>>29974560
>You're probably American: legality there depends on the state you're in but you're generally protected under the first amendment unless it gets deemed obscene speech.
I-I wish lad. What kinds of indecent cartoons we're talking about here? Asking for a friend.

>>29973323
No one asked you Vlad/Mom

>>29974291
>He thinks those ads mean shit

Tell me this, Anon, in those six months has anyone actually served you court papers or come to arrest you You have adware m8 either get gud and git rid of it or save what you care about and factory reset

And look at it this way. Even if they were legit they haven't stopped since you have stopped, so you're clearly fucked either way. Might as well have a good time before you get hauled off to the gulag

You're being silly

Also, you do realize that those laws apply specifically to loli, right? Pony porn doesn't count as loli, at all. In fact, you're safer looking at cartoon horse porn than you are at cartoon human porn because you can be sure that a human child was not used as a refrence. I'm serious, go look it up you're a silly little fuck.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/06/cartoon_law_live/

>>29974612
Again, see >>29974678

If you're not fapping to loli humans you're fine in the US and the UK

As it happen loli if you're in the US loli laws vary state to state.

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>>29973323
Never. And it's not that I haven't tried to either but god I can't stop going back to it.

>>29973502
That first year was fun. Now the euphoria stage is long past and I can only pretend to be a happy little autist.

>>29974560
And then there's this faggot who makes me feel so much better. Exactly what kinds of cartoon smut falls under the Dangerious Cartoons Act?

>>29974701
Specifically loli that could potentially be inspired by actual child references

See the above two posts, the bongs in the thread are being silly

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>>29973502
Remember when you started watching the show and spontaneously lost all desire to fap for several months?
>just/co/things
i remember when people called those who joined after winter wrap up "bandwagoning newfags"

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>>29974678
>you do realize that those laws apply specifically to loli, right?
I realise that. Or at least it was intended as such. I was being deliberately vague, using "indecent" as a catch-all, because I've grown cautious/scared of going into detail.
Thing is, I had a rummage through the law and it says it applies to depictions of minors and anything that can "give the impression" of one.
I can imagine a judge interpreting it to include clop.

>you're safer looking at cartoon horse porn
>you can be sure that no minors were used as reference
I actually didn't read any mention of that, although that's what I would've thought would be common sense.
What was actually discussed was something along the lines of a gateway drug effect: that people would seek out 3DPD if they fap to 2D.

>you're clearly fucked either way. Might as well have a good time before you get hauled off to the gulag
More or less my plan, although replace "have a good time" with "panic non-stop".

>You have adware m8
Actually, I believe it's Google analytics and ad distribution.

>You're being silly
Completely silly.

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>>29973323
FUCK OFF MOM I DO WHAT I WANT
>>29973502
I lasted until the end of Season 1. One hiatus is all it took.

>>29974560
Well, how about you move out of britainistan then?
And again, possession/view shit online
Just don't download anything you mongoloid.

>>29975931
possession =/= view shit online*

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>>29973323

>>29973502
Yes.
Then I stumbled into some cool brony music.
Then I read my little Dashie, then I read another couple sfw fics, then I read a mature one
and it was over.

>>29973502
No.
I was fapping to real horses before MLP:FiM existed.

>>29976198
As did I if I'm being honest, but for some reason MLP felt like it was just one step farther than that.

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>>29973323
Stop masturbating to anything.

>>29975931
>>29975957
>how about you move out of britainistan then?
That may be on the cards.

>possession =/= view shit online
They called repeated viewing of something "constructive possession".
In short: seeing something once and never again, you're fine; going back to it again and again, you're screwing yourself over.