Dadonequus - Children of chaos: Marriage edition!

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>>29972067
>using this picture
bruh

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>>29972067
Reminder that Screwball is still a thing.

>>29972079
No she's not

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>>29972125
but anon

>>29972141
She only appeared in a single episode and we don't know what her relationship with Discord is.

>>29972156
>Implying you never watched Daughter Of Discord

>>29972156
>>29972163
She's ACTUALLY in the chaos realm, NEVER to be seen on camera again!

>>29972078
Daily reminder that both erf and elo's stories have fluttercord

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>>29972171
makes sense

>>29972194
>erf
>fluttercord
no

>elo
didnt read lol

And here I go again, because I failed to notice we reached the bump limit. Wooo...

The Adventures of the Chaos Colt!

Chapter 6 - Friends Come From the Strangest Places

“AAAHHHHHH!”
>”Wooohooo! I’m digging this water slide! WEEEEEE!”
>And with a loud SPLASH, both you and Eris land in… Chocolate syrup? Huh, lately you’ve been getting covered in all sorts of food. Not like you’re complaining, this stuff’s good! You stick out your tongue and struggle to lick the chocolate liquid off your face. Bringing your hooves to your eyes, you wipe the syrup off.
“Mmmm! Kinda tasty for being in the belly of a dodo bird, right Eris? Uh… Eris?”
>Where’d she go? She didn’t- OH NO! You dive down and thrash your hooves around, reaching into the goop for any signs of your friend. Something grabs the back of your neck and pulls you out, but you keep flailing in the air.
“DON’T WORRY, ERIS! I’LL SAVE YOU!”
>”You will?! Then hurry!” Whatever grabbed you lets go, and you continue your search. No no no! You’re not losing a friend again- Wait a second… You stop and pop back out onto the surface. Oh…
>Eris puts her talon against her mouth and holds in her laughter as she hovers in mid-air. ”Why’d you stop? Aren’t you going to save me?” You narrow your eyes and cross your forelegs.
“It’s not funny. I thought I lost you! Like how I lost… Dad…”
>”Oh come on! It looked so hilarious watching you play around in the mud.” You grumble and turn around, plopping onto your rump, causing some syrup to splatter around you.
>Eris notices your change in attitude and taps her chin. She picks you up from the chocolate lake, and puts you down near a platform made of pink fur in the middle of the lake. “Now hold still.” She levitates the chocolate off of you and forms it into a giant solid rectangle.

>>29972226

>At incredibly fast speed, she takes out a chisel and sculpts a chocolate Eris. The sculpture had Eris leaning back against an imaginary wall all cool and relaxed. The real Eris mimics the pose and stands next to it. “Dang, I’m gooood…”
>Meanwhile, you looked at your reflection in the lake, feeling all down and glum again. “Heeeey, stop it.” Eris teleports over and wraps her neck around you, patting your back with her paw. “C’moooon! Where’s that cute smile that I’ve seen a couple times for the past maybe fifteen minutes we’ve known each other?”
“I’m worried about Dad…”
>He had to have lost, he’s been gone for too long already. And now everything is going more topsy turvy than it usually is, he should have checked in by now. What if those alicorns were actually meanies that took him and locked him in prison? When you find them, you’ll, you’ll-!
>Oh what’s the point… Not like you’ll get out of here ever. And now that you think about it, they said something about Discord harming ponies and stuff. Well, it didn’t SEEM like he was doing something bad. Dad said they just don’t like fun and games like you and him do. Then again, Dad sometimes tends to- Ow!
“OW! Why’d you do that?”
>You rub your head and scowl towards Eris. She slithers off of you and props herself next to you at the edge of the fuzzy island. “Felt like you ate too much chocolate that it was making you act weird, so I bonked ya on the head. And stop looking like a buzzkill; makes you look less cute.”
“I’m not cute!”
>”Ya-huh.”
“Nuh-uh.”
>Both of you turn towards each other. You lean your head closer to Eris, not breaking eye contact. ”Ya-huh!”
“NUH-UH!”
>And lean so close that your foreheads touch. ”Are we seriously going to go through this again?” You roll your eyes and pull away.
“Fiiiiine. I’ll drop it for now.”

>>29972205
>Implying erf's story isn't filled with subtle fluttercord
>implying you are not missing out on a great story

>>29972235

>Eris laughs and pumps her talon fist. “Yes! I won!” You point your hoof and strike a heroic pose.
“Yeeeah, whatever! I’ll get you next time!”
>She giggles at your adorable display and strikes a smug grin. “We’ll see about that, lil’ dude. Feeling better?”
“Huh, I guess I do feel a bit better.”
>You look back the lake, and so does Eris. “Worried about that old coot? Huh, kinda wondering what’s the story behind that. Well, I mean, how is a normal, cute-” You cringe and contain yourself. You’re not cute… “Yes you are.”
“YOU SAID YOU’D GIVE ME PRIVACY!”
>”Whoops! Couldn’t resist! Like I was saying… You’re too ‘normal’ to be Discord’s son. Heck, how’d he even get a colt to be his son, considering he HATES ponies?”
“Actually!”
>You hop up and try your best to mimic your dad.
“‘Having normality when things are in the state of abnormality means that the normality is the abnormality, in comparison to the abnormality…’ Still don’t know what any of that stuff means, but I think it has to do with what you said.”
>”Huh…” Eris taps her chin. “Old coot makes a good point, but it still doesn’t justify you being TOO normal. Tell me, Anonymous, son of Discord, the-” She changes the tone of her voice to seem more mocking. “-’Spirit of Chaos’, what’s your backstory?”
>Huh, should you tell her about it? OH! You get the chance to be like your dad and retell the story! Like during story time! You clear your throat and once again, attempt to do your best impression of dad.
“‘Let’s see. It all started when Discord was in his humble abode…’”
>And so you told her every little detail from the story. From the Windigos, to your dad finding you in a cardboard box in the human world, all the while inside the dimly lit belly of a four-eyed dodo bird on a pink fuzzy island.

>>29972244

>But once you reach the human part, Eris’ eyes widen and she zips towards you. “D-Did you say human? As in, humans that have two legs, two arms, and look like monkeys?”
“Uh, yeah. I mean, they sorta look like monkeys, I guess?”
>”Ehhhhh… I just gatta check something reaaaaal quick.” She digs into a pocket formed against her leg, and fishes out a weird contraption with a scanner. With the press of a button, she moves around you and starts scanning you for… What exactly?
“Eris, what are you doing?”
>”Just gimme a moment-” Eris sticks out her tongue as she lifts up your foreleg and scans your belly. “...And done.” She reads the scanner for a moment until she lets out a satisfied sigh. “Phew! For a second there I thought-” You raise an eyebrow and slowly approach her.
“You thought what? What did you do with that scanner thingy?”
>Your draconequus friend flinches and looks back at you. She sheepishly smiles and waves you off. “Oh! Just checking for any human diseases and all that! Haha!” She swings her arm in the air. “Can never know if something’s carrying interdimensional illnesses!” Eris leans in and whispers into your ear, using her talon to cover a portion of her face. “Trust me, it happens A LOT.”
“Okaaaaay then.”
>She’s being really weird again...

>>29972251

>Eris snaps her talon, getting rid of the scanner, forms a beard, and then starts stroking it while humming to herself. She goes back to hovering in the air. “I don’t knooow… He found you in a cardboard box just coincidentally placed in an alley way, away from anypony? Not sure if it’s the smell of this place, but that sounds pretty fishy to me.”
>Is she calling out on your dad’s story time story?!
“What? Are you saying Dad lied to me? He’s retold me that story dozens of times, and he only lies when he pulls a prank!”
>”Eeeeeehhhh…” She takes out a razor and in a quick few swipes, shaves off her beard. “Heck if I know. Just sounds a bit off for that geezer. Regardless of that, quite a cute little story. But there’s one teeny tiny thing I doubt most.” You raise an eyebrow and tilt your head to the side.
“What’s that?”
>”Your powers. I think you’re just trying to trick me. Weeellll.” Eris walks by you, slides her paw finger along your back, and boops your muzzle. “It’s not gonna work.”
“WHAT? B-But I do! I just- Lemme just- Ugh!”
>Should you prove her wrong and use your powers? But what if something goes wrong?! No! You can’t risk it. Groaning, you let yourself fall to the side onto the fluffy ground.
>”Then prove it.” She stands infront of you, paw and talon behind her back with an innocent smile. “Alright, show me what you got, kid!” You look away, avoiding eye contact.
“...I can’t…”
>Eris takes the side of her mouth and flips it upside down, making her frown. ”Welp, I knew it. Have to say, Anon, you can’t follow up on jokes.” Lifting your head up, you try one more time to show her that it’s not worth putting you both in danger.
“I just can’t! Like I said before, things go cooky and crazy whenever I use them. I don’t…”
>You groan and faceplant against the ground.

>>29972255

“I don’t have control of my powers…”
>”And that’s a problem why?” Eris found it silly how you were acting about a few hiccups in your experience. “That’s why you keep practicing! I mean, I didn’t have to practice, pretty sure I got it on the dot.” She lifts your head off the ground and stamps a dot onto your cheek. You rub it, and even attempt to lick it off.
>”But not everypony is the same. You’ll get it eventually.”
“That’s what Dad says ALL the time, and nothing EVER gets better. He says I just have too much chaos energy in me that it just goes BOOSH!”
>You use your hooves to mimic an explosion to better display the problem. Eris slips to your side and leans against you. “Really? So you’ve got all this bottled up energy that just bursts out every time you try using your powers? That’s pretty rad.”
“It’s not ‘rad’. It sucks! Stupid chaos powers always making things worse!”
>You get up and kick the ground with your foreleg. Meanwhile, Eris continues to think about your situation. “So how come they’re not going crazy now?” Oh! You can answer that easy!
“That’s because the Void new- neeeew…”
>”Neutralizes?”
“Yeah! It neurolizes my powers so I can use them! But recently, well, since everything is getting kinda outta control, I’m scared of using them…”
>You tap your front hooves together shyly, tilt your head down a bit, but still look up at Eris.
“Dad gets kinda angry when I screw it up… Well, not at first, but he’s not very, um… Patient…”
>Your friend snaps her talon and points it at you. “Or maaaybe… He just sucks at teaching ya!” Uhhhh…
“I don’t think-”

>>29972260

>Eris teleports you both in the air, with her arm wrapped around your body. She taps your chest and gives you a smug grin. “Don’t you worry, lil’ guy! Eris’ll give you a few pointers in good ol’ fashioned chaos and fun!”
>Another version of Eris appears, but she’s wearing a suit and holding a briefcase. She takes out a giant stack of papers that realistically could not fit in that tiny briefcase, places them down on the ground, picks you up, shoves a pen in your mouth, and forces you to sign them.
>”Just sign here, here, here… Oh! And here! Over here, over there. Now draw a cute picture of a cow. Yeeaaah, like that! Annnnd done!” The well dressed Eris snaps her talon, making herself and the stack of files disappear. You just sit there, blanked out.
“What just happened…?”
>Eris flicks her hand down. “Psssh, just a few requirements if I’m going to be teaching you how to use your powers properly. Stuff like that I’m not liable if let’s say... You get blown up… Or turned into a seahorse… You get the gist of it.” You gulp.
“I-I guess it kinda makes sense?”
>You have a baaaad feeling about this. Nothing good ever happens when you try to use your powers… But maybe… Maybe she’s right. Could Dad just be a really bad teacher? I mean, he’s good at EVERYTHING, except maybe being nice to ponies, but a bad teacher?
“You really think Dad just doesn’t know how to teach?”
>Eris chuckles and pulls you close where you’re nearly squished against her. “Of course that’s the reason! That geezer is so out of his mind from being too old that he’s forgotten how he learned what he knows! Or maybe, he just knew it all to begin with.” She shrugs. “Doesn’t matter. You ready for your first lesson with your bud Eris?”

>>29972264

“I don’t knooooow… Can we get to my room first before we do anything like this? I feel cozier there.”
>”Well, if you couldn’t tell already, we’re in quite the pickle right now. It could be cool if you… Used your powers to get us out of here?” You point a hoof towards Eris as she raises her eyebrow to hint something.
“Can’t YOU do that? You’re a spirit of chaos, too!”
>Eris closes her eyes, looks down, and shakes her head. “Tch, and ruin a perfect opportunity to test your mettle? Stop being such a baby.” Anon… Stay calm… She’s just trying to make you angry. Oh! You’ve got it! This should stop her from calling you that name.
“Fine then. I’m a baby! Big deal…”
>”You are?” Your friend pulls out a bib and a pacifier, causing your eyes to widen. You jump into the chocolate lake, trying your hardest to escape her wrath.
“NO NO! I’M NOT A BABY I’M NOT- GAH!”
>Eris scoops you up, shoves the pacifier in your mouth, and pulls the bib over your head. Grrrr…. You give the pacifier a few suckles before spitting it out and scowling.
“...Don’t look at me like this…”
>She giggles and rocks you in her arms. “Daaaaaw, but it fits you so well! Or would you prefer a chicken suit?” OKAY! YOU GIVE IN!
“Okay okay!”
>You shake your head, causing the bib to fly off.
“I’ll use my powers, I’ll use my powers! Just no more outfits! Please!”
>Eris snaps her talon and teleports you back on the island, all cleaned up. “Glad I could change your mind.” She changes her position so she’s laying on her belly, chin resting on her talon and paw. “Soooo… You gonna show me or what?”

>>29972270

>Okay, Anon. Just… Just show her what you got. How about something small! You look over to the chocolate, life-sized statue of Eris. Make one of yourself couldn’t be that hard. Let’s try it!
>You close your eyes, take a deep breath, and focus on the chocolate syrup- Wha? You open your eyes and notice Eris’ paw pushing against your forehead. “No no no no… What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m using my powers, like you said. Now stand back- HEY! Quit it!”
>Again, she interrupts your concentration with a flick of your muzzle. “Ugh, are you for real? Let me show you how it’s done.” Your new teacher cracks her knuckles, then her neck, then she bends down and stretches her legs and knees… Oh boy…
>It takes a while, but after Eris does her ‘pre-power’ warm up, she snaps her spine one last time before snapping her talon and making a glass of milk appear. “Done! See? Easy.” Wuh? You open your mouth, but nothing comes out, until you gain the courage to speak.
“...I don’t get it… But, um, I tried my best to keep up?”
>You nervously chuckle as Eris’ raises an eyebrow unamusingly. Then she starts laughing to the point where she falls over and starts turning blue. “PAHAHAHAHAHAH! OKAY! OKAY! That’s a good one, dude! Ya got me good! Saying you don’t get it. Pah! And I thought you couldn’t come up with a good joke!”
“I wasn’t joking, though. I don’t get it.”
>You shrug and give the most sincere look. Eris freezes, straightens herself up, coughs, and twists her horn. The color of her fur then changes back to normal after a few twists. “Did you at least catch on to something I demonstrated? Even a smidge?” Eris pinches two of her talon fingers together while you tap your chin.

>>29972281

“Well, all I saw you do was snap and make the glass appear.”
>”Yeah! It’s that simple. With a quick motion, or just by thinking, you get what you want in an instant! Now you try.”
“Huh, I do notice Dad snaps his talons alot when he wants something to appear, or when he teleports, but not all the time. Let me try!”
>That shouldn’t be too hard. Just have to snap… Your… Oh… You look down at your hooves in disappointment.
“Eris… I don’t have a way to snap. Hooves can’t snap.”
>”Eh, I just do it because it gives me a queue of when to use my powers and combine it with my thoughts. Maybe that’s what you have to do. Time your thoughts and ideas with reality, and just let it all out!” Oh no, that sounded exactly what Dad told you. Nuh uh! Not happening!
“Dad said the exact same thing! Or something similar, I think… But the idea is still the same.”
>Eris picks up the glass of milk, takes a big swig, and spits it all out. “EUGH! It’s skim milk! Gross!” This time, she conjures up regular milk, takes another swig, and spits it out again. “WHAT? Now way. No flippin’ way! Don’t compare me to that old donkey. My methods are totally different from his.”
“But it sounds exactly how he said-”
>”Noooope! Toooootally different.”
“Eris-”
>”Don’t care.” She stretches her paw all the way infront of your face. “Don’t wanna hear it!” You pout and move her paw aside.
“C’mon, Eris. Stop being a jerk. It’s fine, I get that I’m just a big loser when it comes to using my powers.”
>Eris sighs, pulls up a couch, and thinks for a moment. “Well, you said you’ve used them before. So fine, I’ll let you do it YOUR way, or whatever lame way your dad taught you. Go on, let’s get this over with…” Alright, here it goes! Again!

And that's half of Chapter 6. Going to finish the rest tomorrow and post it. Do whatever ya want. Comment, hate it, knock yourselves out. I'm going to bed. Later.

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>>29972205
>Didn't read lol

>>29972291
Huh so this eris doesn't like discord then?

>>29972270
This Anon is a qt!

>>29972251
so elo eris is girlish, bitchy, whimsical and romantic while yours is tomboyish, immature and random, right?

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Gonna edit silly shit in the pastebin for the update
First, I thought for some reason that PhD cutie mark was white, it isn't. Is black so I'm changing it for some other random line.
Secondly, Elo is fucking me over about the fact that Uncle in Spanish is "Tio" and Aunt is "Tia", so editing that too.
If I survive the Dark Souls drinking game challenge, I'll update on tuesday.

>>29972235
This is adorable man

>So the class was moved
>The setting was an open field just outside town.
>If it's one thing you could appreciate about Equestria. It was it's nature sprawling all across the land.
>During the trek there however. Spoiled had called the butler, Randolph, to hold her parasol for her. And set up a may for her to sit on instead of having to sit on the ground. She had one set up for Diamond as well. But Filthy seemed fine sitting on the ground.
>As Mrs.Muffin Top took a moment to sit and enjoy the landscape. Chrysalis walked over to your side and whispered "I really like your choice in fillies Anon, even the mother is fairly tolerable"
>Hrn, you almost tensed when she spoke to you at all. You still had it in your head that something was up. But you held back, and tried to keep it casual.
"She can be scary at times. Trust me, you would have liked her more before she was reformed."
>"Reformed? Ugh, now I've lost interest."
"Really? I mean, you just found her tolerable before I mentioned it. How could you be so against it anyway? Discord is reformed and he's still a major dick to Twilight. Yeah, I mean. Why not? You could just renounce your evil ways and still mess and fuck with everyone. He got away with it. Hell, he betrayed them with Tirek and he's still here."
>That was actually a good point you brought up. It's not like she had to change her personality.
>But of course....
>"That's him. And as enticing as you make it sound.There's the fact that he's ball and chained to that yellow ball of fluff and Twilight Sparkle can influence him now due to your existence. You mess up. He gets punished. Miserable, Especially since I got roped into it"
>She counters it
"...I guess, still. It's better than nothing"
>"I'd rather have nothing"
>Oy

>>29973563
>Mrs.Muffin Top ended her meditation and greeted everyone. "Good morning everypony! And let me just say how proud I am to be your teacher. Yesterday, you all demonstrated that my services will not be needed for long. Because, well..." Her smiles beamed across to all of you "You all care so much for one another. I tell you, in the big cities, all my students are usually troublemakers or they just have all these problems with each other. It's very refreshing to have such a small and well mannered class, don'tcha know"
>"Oh my, that sounds terrible." Fluttershy didn't like the sounds of that. Problem parents? She was thinking that they must have been abusive or mean.
>"Hrn? Now, I don't consider myself a bad parent by any means. But this sounds like a challenge to my existence. Are you saying there's parents out there more chaotic than I?" Discord however, refused to believe anyone could be more of a problem than him.
>"Oh, Mr.Discord. It's not like that. It's just the class I usually have aren't too agreeable or they complain or yell and scream at each other and their foals. You haven't done anything like that at all. It's actually relieving considering all I've heard about you" Mrs.Muffin Top told him with a cheerful smile on her face.
>"All you heard about me, hrn? Well, you'd agree then that I'm the most chaotic being around. Right?" Discord really wanted to make sure there'd be no one else that can top him.
>"Well, yes. I'd rather not mention your past crimes. But based on them. Yes, very much yes...erm. I didn't insult you did I Mr.Discord?" She didn't want to insult him. But to her, it seemed like he wanted to hear that.
>"Not at all! I'm happy with that answer." Discord said with a smirk.
>"Discord, you shouldn't be too happy about it you know. What if Anon thinks being overly chaotic is ok? A little if fine I guess, but not that much" Fluttershy looked up at him. having some dismay for him after he was accepting of such "praise"

>>29973624
"Oh no no, I know Aunt Fluttershy. I know being overly chaotic is bad. But I also know Dad is the spirit of chaos. It's his thing. I just want to use my chaos to make everypony happy. Like...erm"
>You slap the horn onto your forehead. You had two charges, so why not show off just a little.
>You VERY CAREFULLY plan this spell out. Not wanting it to become nightmare fuel like when you became that chameleon.
>OHHHHH. You had it. It'd be cute and...
>You look over to Diamond Tiara.
>It'd be cute. and she'd love it.
>You aimed your horn down. You noticed Thunderlane was the only one looking worried, Muffin Top was tense, as was Fluttershy. The rest just looked on.
>The field of grass was blasted by your magic and in an instant. the field became a field of beautiful flowers. Inspiring awe amongst the class.
>But it wasn't over
>many of the flowers in the distance blasted upwards and exploded in neon pollen. So vibrant even in the morning sun that everyone noticed. Especially when they started to spell out a set of words.
>Words Diamond Tiara started to say out loud "I..love...Diamo-oooh" Diamond smiled and put her hoof to her heart. And she looked to you with tearful eyes "A-anon...That's so sweet."
>Fluttershy found it utterly romantic and cute "That's adorable."
>Filthy, who you thought would spaz out, was wiping his tears "Now that's how ya twist such an old fashioned work of love."
>Spoiled looked like she was softening up just from looking at it. But she kept her mouth shut.
>Chrysalis just stared. Then she whispered to you "I admit, that's pretty good"
>Oh man. Even Chrysalis was impressed. She probably hated it. But impressed nonetheless
>"Oh my, it's very pretty. See, this is what I mean. Despite being a foal, it's very very romantic. I never see any of the parents even mention anything like this in my typical class."
>Diamond couldn't contain herself anymore. And dove right into you. cuddling

>>29973765
>Mrs.Cake just put her head on the side of her husband's neck. "It's heartwarming"
>"Kind of makes you wish you were young again. serenading the one you love" Mr.Cake said as he returned his wife's affection.
>You didn't care if this was public or not. This was for everyone. To show that Discord wasn't a bad parent. To show Fluttershy how good you were. And to be more romantic than some fuck who attracted Sweetie Belle just by existing. That fucking loser
>So you just gently hugged onto Diamond as she whispered "I-I love you too"
>Course she did.
>Spoiled looked back to Mrs.Muffin Top to ask "Tell me, what kind of parents do you usually deal with? Can I have an example?"
>"Oh" Muffin Top turns her attention to Spoiled. "Well" She tilted her head cutely as she pondered "There was this mother who were forcing her twin daughters to be like her and see the world as she sees it. Anypony beneath her was beneath them and she wanted them to treat them like trash so they can focus on what was "important". That was a real toughy to work out, don'tcha know. Turned out one of fillies didn't like being mean so much and ran away." Muffin Top sighed as she continued to recollect on the memory "Which wasn't too bad. Because funnily enough, she ran right into little ole me. After she told me what happened. Well, I had to watch over her for a few days. There was no way for me to contact her mother until I could get on a train. And I used that time to learn more about her and her mother. And well, the rest is muffiny goodness. I figured out why her mother was that way, spoke to her when she got my letter and showed up for her daughter, and helped her realize that her mean and aggressive behavior wasn't really a good thing to have when raising a couple of foals. There's a little more to it, but that's the gist of it, don'tcha know."
>Spoiled's pupils shrunk when she made a connection to it sounding sort of like how she used to be "You...don't say"

>>29973814
>"I do say, one of the worst cases of bad parenting I ever had to deal with. I'm just glad everything worked out in the end and....oh my." Muffin Top giggled "I'm supposed to be teaching a class, aren't I?"
>Spoiled was in deep thought. Feeling the creeping feeling of regret come over her for what she had done. "Y-yes. you are"
>Rumble and Thunderlane didn't really know how to react to all of it. Hell, you sometimes forgot they existed. Rumble just found the whole thing to be a little too mushy.
>Muffin Top took out a bag of warm muffins from her bag and held it out "Alright everypony. I don't mean to spoil puppy love, but we do have a class. But, before we start. It's time for morning muffins! Their blueberry this time,don'tcha know."
>everyone took one. Including Chrysalis and Discord. Though Chrysalis stealthily handed it over to you. Not actually wanting to eat it for herself.
>and then the class began.

Sorry for the short chapter this time. got caught up in things.

>>29972205
They both have subtle amount of it desu, probably in case the show went further with implication that he crush on her.

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Bump

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>>29973765
>>Chrysalis just stared. Then she whispered to you "I admit, that's pretty good"
>>Oh man. Even Chrysalis was impressed. She probably hated it. But impressed nonetheless
NOICE

>>29973829
Short, but fluffy chapter.

>>29974317
yo! We have even more art now!

>>29976785
Yeh. Working on hashing more dadstuff out and increasing my finish speed/rate. I'm running out of time for a certain thing. Plus (slowly) trying to make things for the Discord. I compared with the last one, and while this one might looknbetter in its own (to me) it doesn't fit as well as the last one

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Reminder that saturday is the day of the bump

>>29977705
Have you calmed your autism towards elo?

>>29977734
That's because NEW HORSE EPISODE YOU FILTHY PLEBEIAN.

>>29973814
>Still mad about PhD
KEK

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Guys, it seems we get a Discord episode this month called "Discordant Harmony" what do you think about it fellow Discord experts?
Finally an episode where we cherish the good sides of chaos and unpredictability?

>>29978240
As long as he is still fucking garbage, no.

>>29979215
need a synopsis

>>29979215

I don't want to read synopsis and get spoiled but I'm always glad for a Discord episode. Woo!

>>29972885
That was the intention, yes.

>>29972519
You'll found out why soon enough

>>29973953
Yeah, you are right on that my friend. On a story perspective though, PhD would actually love to see Discord getting married.

>You looked around you and… you weren’t inside the castle’s dungeon anymore. Instead, you were outside, with the castle right in front of you. The sky was of a crimson color and behind you were… an obstacle course?
>No… it looked like something used for target practice; this field was filled with colorful wooden houses with cardboard cutouts of a bunch of mean looking monsters inside and around them.
>You had things like changelings, hydras, chimeras, dragons, strange ponies dressed in red robes, and even a weird Minotaur creature. Hmm, you think you read something about that guy, his name was Tirek, right?
>”Oh for Celestia…” Moon Dancer shook her head and adjusted her big glasses she then held your head and looked you right in the eye “Anon, I know you have been through a lot today, but you have to concentrate. Otherwise, you will not learn anything from this lesson, and worse yet, you could get yourself hurt.”
“Lesson? Moon Dancer, have you been drinking that weird tea again?”
>”Ugh…No…” Moon Dancer slapped his face “Did nopony seriously told you?”
“Well… Discord mentioned something about a lesson… and a surprise… but he said that my moms wanted to teach me the spell he had in mind, the guy even told me that they didn’t want you to give me the lesson in whatever crazy magic he implied.”
>A voice suddenly echoed across the small field…”That was the original idea, but then I remembered, because somepony in this castle has to, that my dear son is more stubborn than even my little sister. So, I thought that it would be better to bring more ponies to help with this…”
>That… that was your mom Celestia
>You looked at every direction, and when you looked up, you saw an almost blinding yet warm light… was it the sun? No, no it couldn’t be…

>>29974317
Now, this is just adorable. Great work, you have lots of talent.

>>29977705
Wooo! Looking forward to it!

>>29981185
>Whatever it was, it landed near you, exploding in a beautiful rainbow of colors when it touched the ground. You had to rub your eyes from the light’s intensity, but when you opened them, you saw your dear mother, Celestia.
“MOM!”
>Your mom then smiled at you with that smile that could warm even the coldest hearts “Hello there, my dear…” She then extended a hoof and motioned you to come over
>You didn’t need more, you ran to her embrace and hugged her
“I missed you so much!”
>Your mom rolled her eyes and giggled “I was away for only one day. But… I missed you too, my sunshine. Heh… you even look like you’ve grown up quite bit during the time we were gone” your mom Celestia lowered her neck and gently rubbed her cheek along your neck and back, making you melt like butter…
>But you momentarily broke the hug to ask a critical question
“Where’s mom, Luna? And did you bring me something?”
>Your mom Celestia gave you a light bonk on the head “Anon, you know very well that we were out doing royal business, as for Luna, she-“
>And like clockwork, Luna’s voice was heard as she landed in the practice field “Explain me something Celie, when I do some symbolism in the dreams of ponies to help them overcome their fears is wrong, but when YOU do an over-the-top and unnecessary entrance just to show off is suddenly okay? No, seriously, explain this nonsense to me because I honestly can’t understand it.”
>Celestia groaned and rolled her eyes “Luna… we have been over this. My entrances are classy, elegant and most importantly, harmless. I don’t go around disguising myself as an ominous shadow just to teach a little filly that she should probably admit she’s scared.”

>>29979215
Haven't read the synopsis. I will pay very close attention to it.

>>29981224
>Your mom Luna stomped her hoof on the ground and yelled ”That is because you seemingly can’t understand what the definition of symbology is! Dreams are not the real world, they represent the repressed feelings and fears of each pony, and that means I have to use a different type of logic to-“
>Luna placed her hoof on her forehead and growled “You know what? Forget it, just forget it! The only reason why you are doing this is that you are still angry about that dream…”
>”No…” Celestia looked away “And I don’t have a problem with cakes… I just like them, that is all.”
>Luna gave Celestia a stoic look “…You completely obliterated the castle’s cake supplies. That is beyond a simple enjoyment. But as I said, forget it. You may enjoy having a flank the size of Equestria while I revel in the company of our son… speaking of which.”
>A blue aura suddenly enveloped you as you floated to where your mom Luna was. She then held you like a plushie and nuzzled her muzzle on your mane “I’m sorry that you had to see such a disgusting scene, my child. Please forget it and focus instead on the fact that your beloved mother has finally returned to you.”
“Heh, heh, heh! I missed this! And I missed you, mom!”
>”I missed you too, my little star.” Luna continued her nuzzling… and you felt like you were in heaven “I couldn’t keep myself from counting the seconds until I saw your adorable face again, but since your dear mother didn’t want you to think that I had forgotten about my child. I brought you ah… how are these things called? Ah yes, a souvenir. I brought you a souvenir from our travel.”
>Celestia pressed her hoof against her face and sighed “Luna… please don’t tell me that you brought that awful totem with you…”
“A totem? And it’s scary?! AWESOME! Cherrywood and I will have a blast researching it!”

>>29981250
>Luna giggled “I know you will. That’s why I’m giving it to you” she then looked at Celestia with a proud expression “You see? Unlike you, I know very well what our son and his special somepony like to do together!” then, Luna stick her tongue out
>”Luna…” Celestia was still holding her hoof against her face “Fine! But if our son gets nightmares because of that thing, then I’m blaming you for it!” Celestia then walked past you and Luna
>Luna tilted her head and asked with confusion “Celie… where are you going?”
>Celestia shook her head and rolled her eyes ”We have a spell to teach our son, remember?” she then looked at Moon Dancer “Are you sure you want to join us Ms. Dancer? I realize that you still have to analyze those scrolls that we brought with us.”
>Moon Dancer adjusted her glasses and spoke with a proud tone “Yes, your highness. I can translate and analyze those scrolls later tonight. And no offense, but first and foremost, I’m the prince’s tutor in the magical arts. This lesson is much more important to me.”
>Celestia nodded ”And again, my sister and I are deeply thankful for your concern for our son’s education.”
>”Celie…” Luna spoke with worry in her voice “Are you sure that this is necessary? After all, it was Discord who came up with this idea.”
>”Well… instead of arguing, why don’t we ask him instead?” Celestia looked at you and motioned you to come over “What do you say, my dear? Do you feel ready to take this lesson?”
>You left Luna’s embrace and walked towards Celestia. You then sat on the ground and looked her with annoyance
“I just want to know what the hay I’m supposed to learn here!”
>Celestia chuckled as she gave you a little smirk “Very well my dear…” she then turned to Moon Dancer “Ms. Dancer, would you be so kind as to show my son the next spell he has to learn?”

>>29981258
>Moon Dancer gave Celestia a courteous bow “As you wish, your highness.” She then adjusted her glasses and turned her back on you so she could look at the targets.
>Moon Dancer’s horn then brightens up and…
“*ZWAP*”
>A laser came out from her horn, causing a moderately sized purple explosion when it hit one of the ponies in robes. Amazingly enough, the target was still in one piece… but now it had a mocking face…
>Still, that was a laser, yo! A FRICKIN’ LASER THA EXPLODED ON CONTACT! WOOOOOOOOOO!
“Woooooooooah! Wait… I’m gonna learn how to do that?!”
>”That’s right…” Celestia nodded, a little smug grin was displayed on her face “Pretty amazing, isn’t?”
>You frantically nodded and dashed as fast as you could to Moon Dancer’s side
“Alrighty, teacher! Tell me everything I need to know how to shoot frickin’ lasers from my horn!”
>But Moon Dancer didn’t answer; she just kept looking at the target…
“Uhhh… Moon Dancer? You alright over there?”
>”Yeah, it’s just…” she adjusted her glasses “For demonstration purposes and to get your curiosity, I hit the target with everything I’ve got. Yet… well… look at it! The thing is still standing!”
>”Do not worry yourself about that minuscule detail…” Luna said as she walked to your side “This target field is a product of the spirit chaos’ magic. He insisted on giving this to my child as some bizarre parting gift. It is easy to assume that he made the targets this way just to get on our nerves.”
“Really? I thought that this was something that the Royal Guard used to practice on.”
>”You’re right in assuming that the guard has their target field.” Celestia said as she walked to Moon Dancer’s side “But you know Discord, and Discord has to be Discord. He wasn’t happy to manage to convince us to teach you a very advanced and very dangerous spell; he had to go the full mile and create a target field too… that said…”

>>29981294
>Celestia’s horn lit up with a beautiful golden aura, then, it shoots a much more powerful looking laser at one of the targets and…
>T-There was no explosion, but the result was just as awesome. When the laser hit the target, it immediately caught fire and melted not even a second after it.
>Your mom smirked and rubbed her chest with her hoof “Discord must be crazy if he thinks that these glorified cardboard cutouts are match for your dear mother… or should I say mothers” She then turned to Luna and wiggled her eyebrows “What do you say, Luna? Do you want to have a little competition like when we were fillies?”
>Luna shook her head, rejecting the proposition “We are not here to have fun, Celie. Our objective today is to teach our son this spell… besides…” Luna shot Celestia a playful glare “You do tend to behave like a grumpy filly when you lose.”
>”Cheeky…” Celestia narrowed her eyes “Especially since I’m the one who has been active these past thousand years…”
>”It could be one thousand years or ten thousand, it doesn’t matter…” Luna shrugged “You are still no rival for me when it comes to this…”
>”Mind if you back up your claims, my dear little sister?” Celestia stretched herself and jumped in her place “I’ve been feeling an itch for a good blasting competition, and those hydras we just took care of didn’t make the cut to quell it.”
>Luna looked at her sister with a regal, almost pompous expression ”If what you did back at the badlands, and this little show off are any indication. I have nothing to be afraid of, my beloved sister…”
>”Oh, yeah? It’s curious that you mention the badlands because I remember a certain somepony who had trouble dealing with a couple of giant frogs…” Celestia said with a smug grin on her face
>”Oh!” Luna narrowed her eyes at Celestia “It. Is. ON!”

>>29981438
“Uuuh… it’s not like I don’t want to see this because you two having a “who can shoot a laser the hardest” competition sounds like the coolest fricking thing this side of Equestria, but… aren’t you two forgetting something?”
>Your two mothers turned to you, then looked at each other and then back at you…
>The first one to speak was Celestia ”I think that our little dispute can wait…”
>”Yeah…” Luna answered back “… I agree with you on that, Celie…”
“So!”
>You looked at your mothers with pure excitement… you even felt your tail swinging back and forth
“Where do I begin?”
>But instead of your moms, it was Moon Dancer who spoke up “Well, Anon. You can start by remembering those warm-up exercises that I taught you.”
“Wait, what? Why? I’m all fired up now! And I’ve been doing advanced magic stuff all day long! C’mon Moonie, let’s go straight to the good stuff!”
>”THIS is the good stuff, my dear…” Celestia gave you a bonk in the head “You just need to be patient and listen to Ms. Dancer’s explanation”
“Hmm! Alright!”
>Moon Dancer giggled as she readjusted her glasses “Anon, do you remember why I taught you those exercises in the first place?”
“Yes.”
>You rolled your eyes and grumbled
“It’s because I could learn to concentrate my magic in a single point. My question is what does that have to do with shooting lasers?”
>”It has to do everything, my child.” Luna replied with a gentle tone “This spell requires as much thought power as it needs physical skill in magic. Shooting a laser it’s all about how much magic you can gather into your horn and release it in its purest form.”
“Huh?”
>Celestia sighed and gently caressed your mane “Remember what I taught you at the party? About how a spell isn’t necessarily powerful because you poured a lot of magic into it but is rather about how “concentrated” it is? Shooting a laser is both things. You need to gather a lot of magic and then release it in a very compact manner”

>>29981460
>”Celie is correct. Let me give you a demonstration.” Luna’s horn then lit up with an intense light “Look at the magic that I’m gathering into my horn. Just like those exercises that your tutor taught you, I’m focusing a fairly big amount of magic into a single point, then…”
>Luna shot a magic of her own at one of the targets.
*BOOM*
>Obliterating it and leaving just a smoking crater where a cartoonish changeling once stood.
>”Did you see what I did? I released all the magic that was in my horn and directed it to a single point, and as you can clearly see.” Luna eyed Celestia “The result was quite devastating. Now, try it for yourself.”
“O-Okay, I will.”
>You took a deep breath and then exhaled. Then, you closed your eyes. Okay, Anon. You can do this!
>As your mom said, this requires a lot of magic, so you made sure to concentrate as much magic as you could.
>You started to focus and felt the warm and smooth sensation of your magic flowing through your body and into your horn.
>But then you heard Luna’s worried voice ”I’m sorry my child, but don’t you think that maybe you are using too much magic?”
“Nah, I’m fine!”
>Why though? You could barely feel any magic being poured into this spell? Bleh, she must be worried over nothing. No, you had to put MORE into this if you wanted to shoot a decent laser!
>”My sunshine, you have to listen to us. You’re overdoing it!” Now it was Celestia who was worried.
“But this is nothing! It’s even less than nothing! I need to concentrate more magic into my horn if I want to do this right!”
>You could tell that it wasn’t enough magic. Heck, you were sure that you used more with basic levitation spells. The only question was why you couldn’t feel the ground beneath your hooves though.
>You concentrated more and more magic until Celestia finally stopped by placing a hoof on your shoulder “Anon! That is enough!”
“GAH!”

>>29981490
>You felt the now electric sensation of magic leaving your horn. And you also felt being propelled backwards at an insane speed.
“AAAAAAAAAAH!”
>You heard several explosions, but you didn’t care because YOU WERE GONNA DIE YO!
>But… you never hit anything. When you opened your eyes, you saw that a golden aura enveloped you. You looked behind you, and saw one of the castle’s walls.
>Phew! Your mom Celestia saved you at the very last second. And now that you now you weren’t dead
“Woo-hoo! That was awesome!”
>You were pulled to where your moms were. Celestia narrowed her eyes at you and gave you a bonk on the head “That was very dangerous!” Oh dear. She was angry.
“But, but, but! I did the spell, right? C’mon, that has to count for something!”
>”Yeah.... no, no it doesn’t. Why don’t you take a look at what you just did” Luna answered you, and she wasn’t looking happy either.
>You took a glance at the target field and…
“Oh c’mon!”
>It was filled with smoking craters, but it seemed that you didn’t hit a single target. Laaaaaame!
>Celestia gently put you on the ground and shook her head “This is what happens when you don’t listen. You held up too much magic and thus, you were unable to control the direction of the laser”
>”A-A-Actually, your highness.” Moon Dancer spoke up with a trembling voice. She was trembling on the ground, covering her face with her hooves.
“Oh dear… Moon Dancer, I’m sorry. I-I didn’t see you there”
>Moon Dancer slowly got up and adjusted her glasses “That’s probably because you closed your eyes. You have to look where you shoot, you know?” she then cleared her voice and looked to Celestia “Anyways. Despite this first test being a fluke, I wanted to point out a flaw in the way Anon casted that spell.”
>”You mean in how my child got enveloped in a ball of his own magic and lift off the ground?” Luna replied with sarcasm “Because that was a rather obvious flaw and I don’t see the point in bringing it up”

>>29981507
>”N-No” Moon Dancer shook her head “It’s actually something very familiar. A constant mistake that Anon makes when he learns a new spell.”
>Celestia rubbed her chin, thinking on what Moon Dancer meant “Would I be correct in assuming that you mean on how my sunshine usually uses much more magic than what is required?”
“Oh please! I stopped doing that ages ago! This was just a simple miscalculation!”
>”Anon.” Moon Dancer pointed at you before readjusting her glasses “Do you remember what happened a couple of weeks ago when I taught you a simple heating spell? You almost set the entire royal library on fire. And what about last month when you tried freezing a jar of lemonade?”
>”Hmm. So that’s where all that ice came from” Celestia raised an eyebrow “I think you are onto something here, Ms. Dancer. But we will need more testing to prove our suspicions entirely.”
>Celestia then looked at you and gave you a stern face “Very well my dear. You will cast the spell again, but this time.” She poked your chest “You will follow our instructions, or you are grounded for two weeks. Understand?”
>You lowered your head and grumbled
“Yes, mom.”
>And so, you repeated the same process. But this time, you followed your moms and Moon Dancer instructions.
>Just like last time, you felt the warm sensation of your magic gathering in your horn. And you shot when your moms told you that it was enough.
“AAAAAAAAAH!”
>THEN WHY DID YOU GET LAUNCHED LIKE THE LAST TIME!
>You got caught by your mom’s magic again. But when you saw the results of the second test, you got happy.
“HAH! I LANDED A HIT!”
>”Yes, you did. You landed a hit out of like, ten shots you made, my sunshine.” Celestia said with a stoic tone. She then shrugged and gently patted your mane “But hey, you've done a bit of progress this time. That’s something worthy to be happy of.”

>>29981522
>”I agree. But it is still worrying that even with our advice; our child still releases a massive amount of magic with each shot.” Luna said with concern “I-I am not sure this is a good idea anymore. What if my child gets hurt? I don’t think I could live with that.”
>Moon Dancer readjusted her glasses and placed her hoof on your head ”I see why you would be worried, your highness. But I can assure you that this is normal for Anon. For what I have been told, he has never used magic before being adopted by you. It is normal for him to not being able to measure the amount of magic he uses in a new spell.”
>”Ms. Dancer is right, Luna.” Celestia calmly placed her hoof on her sister’s shoulder and rubbed her cheek against hers “I know you’re worried about our son’s safety. But it’s Anon we are talking about. He just needs to practice more, that’s all.”
>You walked towards Luna and gave her a hug
“Yeah, mom. I-I usually need to practice a new spell a few times, and bam! I can cast it like a pro! So don’t worry, I’m not going to get hurt. And if you’re still worried, Moon Dancer here is very, very good at coming up with plans to practice a new spell. I think it’s her new hobby or something.”
>”More like, it’s my job to make sure that you master any spell I teach you. But…” Moon Dancer giggled “I do like to spend part of my free time designing new ways for you to practice with your magic. Keeps my mind going, you know?”
>”Hmmm…” Moon Dancer tapped her chin “And actually, I think that I just came up with an excellent idea to do just that.”

>>29981538
>”I’m all ears then.” Celestia nodded with a confident expression on her face.
>”Well” Moon Dancer readjusted her glasses “I don’t think that we can make Anon stop shooting multiple beams at once, at least not right now. I also don’t believe that we can prevent him from making those powerful shots. What we can try however is to teach him how to aim properly and lessen the amount of magic he uses per shot to stop him from getting launched backward.”
>”Impressive, Ms. Dancer,” Celestia said with a smirk on her face “I was thinking the same thing. The only question remaining is if my sunshine is still feeling capable of continuing with the practice.”
>You rolled your eyes and looked at your mom with a confident grin
“Pfft! Those last couple shots were nothing! I can keep this for hours!”
>”Don’t overstrain yourself” Celestia bonked you on the head “I don’t want you to have another case of magical exhaustion. I’d say that five more times are more than enough.”
“AWWW! But c’mon! I feel fiiiine! I said that this was nothing, and this is fun, and I want to do fun things with you since you were out for so long, and we never do fun stuff like this together, and-”
>”Listen to your mother, Anon!” Luna yelled, making the ground tremble.
>You gulped and frantically nodded
“Yes, mom.”
>And so, you kept practicing the beam spell. The first couple times were like before: You shot and then got propelled backward, getting caught by Celestia’s magic before you hit a wall. And yeah, you didn’t hit anything
>The third time, only made you fall backward… and still, you couldn’t hit the size of a barn even if it was right in front of you
>The fourth time was a little better, you fell backward, yes. But you ALMOST hit a target, that’s progress, right?
>And the fifth time…
“Agh! MY NECK!”
>The recoil of the beam made your head to tilt back with enough force to cause some point on your neck. The good part was that…

>>29981566
“Woohoo! I hit a target! Who’s the boss? I’m the boss!”
>This needs another victory dance!
“Eh-eh-eh! Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh! Eh-eh-eh! Ah! Ow, ow, ow! It still hurts!”
>”Yes, and that is our cue to stop this for today. I don’t want you to lose that big head of yours.” Celestia let out a small giggle before she turned her attention to Moon Dancer “Ms. Dancer, we cannot thank you enough for the insight that you provided us today. I know that this is not sufficient to repay you, but how about if you join us for dinner?”
>Moon Dancer offered a courteous bow to your mothers “Thank you, your highness. But as I said earlier” She stood up, readjusted her glasses and looked at you with a smile “It is my job to supervise the prince’s magical education. And I take my job very seriously; the fact that it is a fun job and Anon is a dear friend of mine also played a part.
> As for your invitation” Moon Dancer sighed, her expression became serious “I’m sorry, but I will have to decline. I still have to research those scrolls that you entrusted me.”
>Celestia nodded ”I’m a bit sad that you won’t be joining us, but I understand. I already asked the head maid to prepare you a room in the quietest wing of the castle, so you won’t be disturbed by anypony while you work.”
>Moon Dancer then looked at Celestia with a nervous face “A-Actually, your highness. I was hoping to take the scrolls to my home and study them there. I-I will bring them here in the morning, I promise.”
>”Hmm?” Celestia tilted her head for a minute, looking at Moon Dancer with surprise in her face “Please don’t think that I’m doubting of your integrity, Ms. Dancer. But why’s that?”

>>29981583
>Moon Dancer shrugged and rolled her eyes, smiling awkwardly while she did it “O-Oh it’s nothing, is just…No, I can’t lie to the princess. She would surely fire me on the spot, and I need this job.” she then sighed and lowered her head “I-I’m sorry, your highness. But I simply don’t feel comfortable to stay in the castle while “her” is also here.”
“C’mon Glasses. I-I mean Moon Dancer. I know you’re a bit of a weirdo and the most socially awkward pony I have ever met in my life, but you and Twilight are friends again! You have to be worried about! Just go with her and have a slumber party or something.”
>”W-What?! I’m not socially awkward and definitely not a weirdo!” Moon Dancer yelled.
>You rolled your eyes and gave Moon Dancer a little smirk
“Yeah. That’s why Blueblood didn’t totally charm you after a few words, am I right?”
>Glasses, err… Moon Dancer shot a murderous glare at you and angrily poked your chest “That jerk didn’t charm me, okay? I was only amusing him because… reasons”
>You chuckled as your smirk transformed into a smug grin
“Oh suuuuure! And the fact that you were fawning all over him while your face was redder than a clown’s nose was something that you included as part of your master plan. Don’t worry though; I’m sure that Blueblood would love to have a date with you.”
>Moon Dancer slapped her face and groaned “I would never fall for a jerk like Blueblood! No matter how cute he is!” she then gasped “I-I didn’t say that.”
“Yes, you did.”
>”No, I didn’t! And…” Moon Dancer sighed in annoyance “Whatever. The reason why I don’t want to stay in the castle isn’t that Twilight, or Blueblood, or anything like that. It’s because I don’t want to be in the same place as that Starlight Glimmer.”
“Oh… oooooh… yeah, you’re right Starlight is here. I totally forgot about that. Wait!”
>You turned to your moms

>>29981603
“Starlight will spend the night at the castle?! Why?! I-I know that I rescued and all that, b-but I don’t think that staying in that prison was good for her mental health. W-What if she goes crazy and does something creepy? Eris and Discord aren’t here to stop her; she could totally do it!”
>Celestia walked towards Moon Dancer, giving her a reassuring smile ”There’s no need to worry about what Starlight Glimmer could do. For starters, she will spend the evening with Princess Twilight. I’m sure that would be enough to foil any potential plan that our other guest might have.” She then looked back at the castle and smiled “That is, if she even tries to do something other than spending time with Twilight. For what I could observe, Starlight Glimmer has a particular adoration for my former pupil.”
>Luna then spoke up. ”While my sister is right, I have to say that is not enough for me. She did kidnap my child after all, and we don’t know if she is capable of doing it again. So to keep my mind at ease and because I knew my little star would be nervous” she gave you a wink before turning again to Glasses “I ordered the best elements of the Night Guard to keep a close eye on Starlight Glimmer.”
>”Huh, really? That’s curious. It never occurred to me that you would so anything like that” Celestia asked with surprise
>”Why? Are you going to object against me caring about our son, Celie?”
>”Oh, nothing like that. I just thought that it was funny you did that while I ordered the secret service to keep watch on the entire wing where Starlight and Twilight will be staying” Celestia shrugged
>Celestia then focused again on Moon Dancer, regaining her polite composure. ”Now Ms. Dancer, as you can see there’s nothing to be concerned in regards of Starlight Glimmer. I won’t force you to stay in the castle, but it would make me happy if you accepted my invitation.”

>>29981623
>”I-I… well…” Moon Dancer let out a heavy sigh and then nodded before she readjusted her glasses “O-Okay, I think that there will be no problem. Thank you again for this opportunity, your highness. And Anon…” she turned to you and poked your chest “Don’t forget about your studies, okay?”
>You chuckled and waved your hoof
“Pfft! C’mon Glasses, it’s me. You know that I’m already like three steps ahead”
>”Yeah, right like I’m gonna buy that again. How is that shield spell going huh?”
“I… I can levitate a small dog while holding a shield! It might not sound like much but it is progress! And you can’t argue against progress no matter how small it is. Otherwise you would be like… like a pony who still wants to live in caves because she can’t handle a bit of fire!”
>Moon Dancer rolled her eyes and giggled “Sure, sure. Whatever you say, doc, I wish that I could stay longer, but I have work to do.” She then turned to your mothers and gave them a final bow “Have a good evening, your highnesses”
>After Moon Dancer entered the castle. You too a deep breath and decided to ask a question that was lingering in your mind.
“Hey moms. I thought that it’s really cool that you have all these security placed around Glimmer but aren’t you forgetting something else? What about the changelings? What are we going to do if there’s one of them roaming in our home, waiting for us to lower our guard?”
>Luna held you in her hooves and gently nuzzled on your mane “We already took care of that, my child. Zecora was kind enough to lend us a potion that disrupts changeling magic, and after a thorough inspection to the castle, guards and staff, we couldn't find any of those insects”
>”Yes, but that doesn’t mean that we can lower our defenses. The queen of the changelings is still out there, plotting and scheming like she always does.” Celestia’s tone suddenly became grim “But what she doesn’t know is that now we have the upper hoof, and once we lure her out from her hive.”

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>>29981641
>A golden light lit up Celestia’s horn, and then she shot a laser that melted half of the practice field “I will personally make sure that Chrysalis doesn’t even get the chance to regret she dared to think about hurting my son.”
>You should feel… scared? Surprised? A bit disturbed? Truth to be told is that after seeing what Chrysalis is capable of. You honestly want to see your moms kicking her ugly butt.
“WOW! That’s some serious heavy power you got there mom.”
>”Oh, that? Puh-lease!” Celestia waved her hoof “That’s nothing, your old mothers can do much better even in their sleep. Isn’t that right Luna?”
>”Indeed” Luna nodded before shooting a blast that made the other half of the field to explode. Leaving only a giant smoking crater “That so called queen is about to learn why you don’t anger an alicorn.”
>Celestia smiled and clapped her hooves together ”Now, I’m sure that everypony here is as hungry as myself, so what do you say if we go and eat dinner together while our son tells us what he did while we were gone?”
“Y-Yeah… I mean, sure! I’m starving, like seriously, I haven’t eaten anything all day! And I have so much to tell you that you wouldn’t believe it!”


Wew! That was a long chapter, wasn't it? Hope you had fun with it. I have a surprise for the next one. Anywho, I hope to see your kind posts tomorrow, after I rage at how shit the final season of Samurai Jack has gotten

>>29981664
>>29982088
>Two hours since I made the update.
>The only reply was a miserable bump.
This honestly made me feel... I don't know. Am I doing something wrong? Is the story that bad? Do I write the characters that poorly? Do you guys even care about the story at this point? I was feeling happy because today it's the anniversary of my story but now... now I honestly don't know what to feel. Anyways, good night folks.

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>>29982410
Oh hey! You are feeling just like me the last updates before posting that I was leaving!
If something, the lurkers will kill this thread.

>>29982692
>*if anything*

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>>29982692
Thread is finally dead. abandon all hope. even if others mention things now. it can never take back the fact that the thread, the atmosphere, the motivation.

it's all gone, babe.
nobody feels like writing anymore.

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>>29982837
>nobody feels like writing anymore.
It's not like I don't feel it. I genuinely like writing my story and thinking about what could happen next. It's the lack of response that simply makes it feel like all the effort that went into a new chapter was not worth it. The only guys who feel like still cares are the sunset and essay anons.

Both of them have my thanks and eternal love, but sadly, they are not enough to carry the thread.

>>29982837
rip erf

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>>29982692
>>29982837
>>29982873
write

RIP

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RIP Discord/anon threads

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>>29982837

>>29982837
I feel like writing, but the appeal of an Eris protag has been dying when more Eris started popping up in greens, so writing motive is gone. I draw tho.

No Elo I'm not fucking drawing Eris.

>>29982837
>>29982873
>>29982410
>>29982692

We finally dead? We officially kill now?
It did feel like I was just putting the little effort I had into a dead audience. Sorry for those who read my shit, (Cake, Sunsun, the other two Anons that follow), but each of the writers are right, and it's been this way for a long time.

There is no proper feedback, speculation, critique, or appraisal in this thread, even from the very beginning. The only anon who does that is Sunsetfag and Essayanon, and they're carrying all the lurkers upon their incandescent shoulders. Maybe with Erf's story, there were a few 'Oooh, it's good, keep writing', and essay anon drawing neat comparisons with Erf and PhD Anon. But that's really it. Erf has only gotten 'it's good' or the rare, 'that was shit', with no way for him to build on to better himself as a writer, even if it feels like he's a master already.

It's been that way from the beginning, and I'm not sure if it's just this website in general, or just the audience the thread's attracted. I can't make a proper conclusion, since I've only been dedicated to two threads, including this one, for the 3 years I've been on this website.

For you lurkers, all you've done is kept dragging on Erf's broken husk of motivation, which gave us writers a false sense of hope to put into this thread. But then again, I guess we writers are fools for falling into the bait, or maybe it's just me. Probably the latter. Then, we writers piggy backed on Erf's popularity in his story to make our own with the similar topic, with only one being successful, which is Elo's. He's the only reason I updated the 5th chapter and half of the 6th, the glorious bastard poking me in the back constantly to update.

>>29984163
(Cont.)

It crushes my heart seeing writers like Wand, Cookie, George, and Zenco, especially Wand, take time out of their day to write for a long time, only to get no response, or get shot down with no context whatsoever. Wand's posted probably just as much as Elo so far, and his story has a ton of laughs and amazing moments (especially that plottwist with Chrysalis), but just because of 'muh grammar', his story is automatically shit. I can read past the fucking typos and misuse of certain verbs and nouns, and read the story for the greatness it is. I want him to continue writing, because it can better improve his grammar the more he writes if he spots his mistakes. And of course, that's not the reader's job, but Wand has improved on his grammar since the beginning.

But somewhat, I get the lurkers perspective, because I was one once, too. I see that you only have time to drop in when a certain writer updates, read it, then just leave. I did that for a long time with Erf's story, but then I noticed how dead the thread was during the day when Erf was at work, and the callout for more writers. So I took to the call, and tried to entertain you guys while Erf fondled some eggs. Even if you can't write, a simple comment on what you liked, what you didn't like, only takes 3 minutes and can make a big different for us writers.

For my last update, I'm glad you guys found my green adorable and my Eris different from Elo's, but did you notice any of the foreshadowing, or hints at future conflicts and whatnot? Especially with Eris using the scanner on Lil' Anon for mentioning he was human. Seriously, doesn't that ring any alarms? I see in other threads where anons speculate and argue on what happens next, and we had a bit of that between Erf and PhD, with the crossover shit, but other than that, there's nothing more.

>>29984227
>Wand
Want is a retard.

>>29984227
(Cont.)

I also get that you guys are still trying to catch up on Erf's story with how long it is already. Just a side comment here, I think Erf's dragged the story long enough that he's slowly been killing it lately, and I just want to see the reformation of the hive and what happens afterwards. Some filler and character development is nice, but too much isn't good either.. But if sunsetfag can read ALL the stories and be caught up, considering he's a busy guy and all, then no doubt the lurkers can read an extra one or two, especially if they're not caught up with Erf's. I remember I sat down and dedicated a day to catching up to 50 parts of Erf's green, overall taking me 2 hours. Just binging that shit is amazing, because I feel like I'm reading a legitimate book.

Then there's the other side of the spectrum that NONE of the greens, but Erf's, are interesting. Is it because it's a bit darker and more human than the other stories? Is it because it leans towards lewd or sexual things more than other greens? At least you can state why you have no interest in reading the other stories.

Anyways, I hope this is just a slow weekend or day, but it doesn't hide the matter that the thread has drastically declined in activity for months, and it's about time we all move on and let Erf and the others roam free. I do like writing, but half the enjoyment comes from readers being entertained and speculating on the tiny hints and details I lay in my story. Now, it's just us writers and few dedicated anons who keep circlejerking and reviving this dead general. A constant loop of agony and mental decay.

Just let it die. Let the thread die and rest peacefully. Unless you guys want to merge with /ptfg/ or Anonfilly, and watch it slowly die of cancer and shitposting

>>29984232
>wand is a retard
Yet no context what so ever. Congratulations, you further exemplified my point.

>>29984266
Fine, I'll read wands story and yours.

The others just seemed too slow and it would kill me to wait for updates.

I didn't want to read wands because his last one had a homo trap pony nearly banging anon.

>>29984357

If you feel forced, even don't bother. But if you're genuinely giving it a try, I hope you enjoy my green and Wand's. Also, the homo trap is just a joke. If it really irks you, you can just skip it. Not like it's important to the story as a whole.

>>29984163
This thread exists for and because of Erf. You're wasting all our time here with your whining, faggot.

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>>29984496

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>>29984496
>not remembering hoers

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>>29984496
>tfw read Erf's story and didn't much like it
>tfw Erf seems like a self-obsessed cunt anyway

the rest of the greens are better

>>29984496
>being this much of a stupid cunt

>>29984357
I would argue what the point of that is. The problem is the lack of responses and the overall apathy that this thread has. If you want an example just look at my update, still no replies of any kind.

>>29985541
You're seriously still complaining about not getting your dick sucked enough.

>>29985541
Literally no general has any responses.

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>>29984496
ITT: We spot the newfag of the thread
Only because Erf has 300+ parts doesn't mean he is the principal writefag here, all here we do our part. Even the lurkers, but well, they don't want to post any feedback or comments, just bumps, so...

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alright friends we might just need to take a break from the thread as a whole
We have been going for a great and long time.
We are but people if we get something for long enough we get used to it. we cant appreciate it. until we see the shit we were stewing in before.
I vote we take just a while to refresh our sense's. lest we go the way of a fallen company where we were so desperate to continue without a break we destroy ourselves.

TL;DR

take a break everyone and lets come back in a month when no one is burned out and truly excited for new content

also>>29984697
hang yourself


ERF your writing has been and will be after the hiatus. Most EGGscelent

>>29985583
That's fucking laughable. This thread wouldn't last more than a few days without him. We don't need worthless imitators shitting up the thread.

>>29985568
not even erf is getting his dick sucked, so your point is utterly invalid

Cont...

We set out not to be a general
We set out to become a true thread that can thrive and show true writer skill.
We have succeded in what we set out for but we have lost our momentum.
We lost touch a bit.
We need more game nights.
More reasons to rally.
We need to take a break and revive ourselves.

TL;DR

we need to take a step back from writing and become a thread focusing on discord as a dad and a group of anons having shits and giggles with other things mixed in

>>29985628
This. I remember those times when we had game nights and had fun together. Heck, I kinda miss doing DnD... Maybe we should focus less of grinding out green, and make the thread more of a community focused on writing skill, talking about Discord as a dad, and having fun.

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>>29985628
>We need more game nights.
Anyone got an xbox one?

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>>29985849
>Buying a Xbox One

>>29985849
sadly no but steam is always a thing

>>29985867
Oh yeah, we all here have our steam names as our writefag names.
Although I don't have a good PC yet.

>>29985910
anan10221 or kingman 61 not sure which
for anyone who wants to coordinate game nights

This reminds me of when the Fingerbang general went through the same thing so a bunch of writers left. I think they just merged with other EQG generals, making the one big general we have now, to try and fix the problem. We may have to do something like that with Anonfilly.
Just a suggestion

>>29985993
no that only makes the problem bigger
>anonfilly is garbage

also take the editions out of the title its killing the thread by making us look like a dry general

>>29985751
I think this coupled with a hiatus of the thread are the best options

>>29985993
>Anonfilly
I'd rather it died tbhfam

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>No one linked the previous thread, 109 posts in.
>mfw

Here you go, goys.
PREVIOUS THREAD
>>29880955

So the thread is dead now? wtf

>>29985612
I know this is bait but whatever. I'll take it.

Elo was the last driving reason I ever continued during dry spells. Even after arguing with him that its over. The moment i noticed hus own spark dying along with the other writers, I decided it was over. The magic is gone. Maybe it'll come back. But right now? nope.

I might write a "future" epilogue so some people can get some closure

RIP Dadonequus
You had a good run

>>29985993
We could combine fluttercord into this

>>29987084
I rememeber there used to be a Discord transform into ponies thread where he fuck bunch of them. Like him doing Twilight as Shining Armor. That was a long ass time ago.

>>29985568
I haven't seen someone missing the point this hard in a good while.

>>29986076
I suppose that had a lot to do with. The fact this became more like a general rather than a thread with a niche premise where everyone had fun with

Anyways, I did update the pastebin. I know there are lurkers who read and there are some who rather read the story there, so here it is:
https://pastebin.com/qCnRcxLu

>>29987052
>>29987072
It had a good run. Erf, you wrote a fuckton for a long time. You da MVP.

Oh my God no

>>29987717
It is the end my friend.

>>29987717
You should have lurked less and posted more

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RIP Dadonequus
You had a good run

>>29987717
its all your fault anon

Can we at least finish this thread before caning it/ going into hiatus? Please I don't want it to end with a thread that only reached like 150 replies

>>29988837
By your lead, anon.

>>29988837
what'll we do?

>>29988837
We're gonna talk about it and see what happens.

>>29988926
let's talk about our favorite moments in any story

>>29988901
>>29988924
>>29988926
I dunno like cant the writers keep posting as usual until we hit bump limit? Please, I love writting essays about elo and erf stories so much. It honestly saddens me to almost tears to see them going like this.

>>29989015
Well that's pathetic.

>>29989015
As always, lurkers are the problem and the ones to blame. We love to write our stories and we can do that, but like we said, no motivation when writing if no response.
Wish there were more feedfags like our dear Sunfag here or you dear Essay Anon.
I for one can finish the chapter for tuesday but that's it.

>>29989029
Lurkers being nothing more than lurkers, Wanda.

>>29989015
Erf is losing motive, but i can assure you, Elo won't be going anywhere anytime soon. unfortunately

The thread's health is on a real decline if we only sit on those two tho. Not enough readers are responding to green, and the less appreciated writers don't have the motive to write because it feels like and maybe no one in near time is going to ever check out their shit, or say anything about it.

I'm thinking this time away would let everyone, readers, writers, and lukers alike time to bend their interests or whatever shit for the thread. Like what was said before about actually having shit about Discord being an actual dad doing the dad things.

Ya know, I planned sort if to make my green out to go like that, but for obscure reasons that also mixed with demotivation, exhaustion, and laziness overtime, as well as overwhelming thoughts for... A potential future I haven't gotten to it. Who knows tho, maybe I'll have something to contribute myself after time is passed. Written contributions that is.

>>29989121
Discord is a father?

>>29989015
As mentioned. I'll be writing an epilogue tonight to have a definte close to the story that also happens to be flexible

>>29989176
Should we all writefags do that?

>>29989189
I don't think so, if the other writters want to continue their stories until they feel like there is nothing else left to do, then they should do it.

>>29989129
I mean, my story has Discord ACTUALLY being a father, despite his usual personality and antics. What I had planned is that Lil' Anon has dreams about his times with his father to cope with his loss. Little slices of life between the adventure and action Anon and Eris will be having.

RIP Erf. I was hoping to see Chrysalis's reformation and Anon getting his eyes forward on just living life a bit without ad much weighing him down.

Elo, I liked your last two updates and want to see Anon address a bit of his disconnect with magic and come to new understandings.

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>>29989121
See the problem is yes the lurkers and all. but thats a small fry problem we gotta get to the source of it.

lets look at what we have
good entertaining writers
a thread
a prompt
and lurkers

we need to stop being a gree making general and become more like a lil community in this thread with people just discussing discord dad and such.

we gotta remember that while the green is truly amazing ( it is i love it) that we can look for other things in this thread like drawings, playing games, making friends, discussing why fluttercord is garbage.

stop being a general and act like a group of people enjoying something. The writefags arent a TV you just watch. as you can talk to them, critque, whatever. yeah you can lurk but more active posting is better and entertaining.


TL;DR
we are becoming a gay general so stop it and everyone join in. we dont need a name to interact. were all people here to talk about dadoneqous

also talking about it is only minor if we focus only on the green then the thread is forgotten. So lets focus on the thread and enjoy it and when a green gets posted enjoy it when you think of something new about dad discord share it. for instance would discord give his song a big dick or a small one to mess with him?

>>29989337
>We are becoming a gay general
Well, yes, I like already the Erf and Elo Anons OTP

>>29989345
does smuggy give tuggies?

>>29989337
I feel like Discord would give him a vortex instead of a dick. It'd spew out random shit at the most inconvenient times.

>>29989378
Discord probably just pops out of his dick during sex and fucking everything up

>>29989387
>literally fucking

What if we kidnap drawfags from anonfilly

>>29989417
>Wanting to kidnap the jews from anonfilly
whew lad

>>29989121
>>29989210
I know that Erf has already decided that his story will end tonight. I won't try to persuade him to stop and continue with the story but for the others. Yes, I know it is quite pathetic for me to be this sad but I love your stories and your characters, I have grown really attached to them so please don't kill this thread here, just make a short hiatus, rest a little and then come back with the same stories that have made me so happy.

>>29988521
This is just theory crafting here but I think one of the reason Erf in particular doesn't get replies is because the story has gone for so long. It seems that unless some big event like the Flim Flam arc happens, nobody says anything because it's just a slow build up to an event.
Not to sound rude Erf but you're story goes by really slowly and it kind of takes away from the excitement. I mean, there has been a lot of updates waiting for Celestia's plan to happen and even more for Chrysalis to get to that point. Adding in things like the counseling class just make it take even longer.
But that's just my thoughts on it, I could be way off

>>29989506
Didn't mean to reply to>>29988521

>>29989506
personally im glad its kinda slow his story was meant to be a slice of life thing in my eyes just living everyday life with discord riding your ass at every step

>Thread gets active as Anons fear that writefags will let the thread die
If only I had a laugh reaction pic for this.

>>29989513
Slice of life stories generally don't get as many replies though which is the problem, either you do only slice of life which takes a lot of time, or you make slice of life but with overarching plot which is usually shorter..Unless you add in something big for a section of updates then you won't get much feedback

>>29989544
thats ok because we arent a general we can live off other things then writing but erfs is special its just entertaining with how he writes

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>>29989535
This good? The smile really does it

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>>29989535
Glad I'm not the only one laughing.

If it helps, I "plan" to stockpile doodles and quickies on a git gud ladder should the threads go in hiatus.

just gotta get pass current hurdles. Don't get up hopes

>>29989337
I wholly agree with you. We need to go back to be a small community not a general.

>>29989284
That's the plan actually. PhD Anon learning that while he has a lot of raw magic, he lacks the skill to use it like regular ponies, so he has to find other ways to use it.

>>29989373
N-No

>>29989493
As I said my dear essay anon. I have so many ideas that I still want to write, I love my characters and try to make them as lively as possible, almost like they were by your side or at least if you were watching them in a movie. It sounds autistic, but when the story innevitably ends, I want it to end because the plot led it to that finale, not because it was canned. It is true that I was depressed yesterday, for not getting replies, losing a bet and the latest melee tournament confirming that the game is dead, but after the hiatus I want to continue writing and please you and the rest of the readers who follow my story.

>>29989598
What the fuck happened to that pipeline?

THIS IS THE END

MY ONLY FRIEND

THE END

>>29989760
Personally, I like the crystal ship way more. Think you could sing that too?

>>29989735
In according with elo i think we just need a green hiatus so we can see the other joys of dad discord.
maybe write a few funnies. just enjoy each others company whilst shitposting

>>29989791
More like a thread hiatus. Lets hit bump limit with this and let it rest for like 1 or 2 weeks

>tfw I actually feel kinda bad for being a lurker

But I do have a reason why I lurk, I'm a shit writer, I've learned from other threads that when I try to give criticism it gets thrown out the window because it either makes no sense or they just think it's a shit idea. I'm just a fucking idiot who couldn't write something half decent to save his life, but a break is probably the best thing to do now.

>>29989345
>not accepting Elo x Thorax as the OTP of the thread

>>29989815
nah anon if we do that then well come back and make the same mistake we need to see the light.

>>29989872
anon even if your advice isnt taken for a story still post something it might get conversation rollin. like ive been preaching the past few hours green isnt the end all be all for this thread its about more than just a green, even if it is our favorite part of it

>>29989872
My reason is a lot simpler than that, I just don't have the self confidence to post criticism or comments without encountering the crippling feeling getting judged through the screen.

>>29989872
Listen my friend, you have nothing to worry about, not with us. it may be too late, it may be not, but please, try it ou, give us your criticism

>>29989914
I don't judge. My IRL work involves looking for even the minor criticism I can get. So don't get discouraged to post your thoughts and feelings, if anything what you get from the other end is a very big and very warm thank you

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>>29989922
If you insist, I'll try your latest update.

As always I'll start with nice work. Some of my favourite things about your story are the interactions between PhD and his moms, it's just fun, making the rulers of Equestria act so so, for lack of a better term, motherly, I just really enjoy it.

Something I'm not quite sure I feel about though is moon Dancer, I don't know if it was just me but she didn't seem to contribute as much as a teacher should, it was mostly led by the laser moms, but then towards the end the little banter between PhD and her was kinda fun, more of smug horse is always fun to read.

>>29989973
Alright, all I have to say that's relevant to the current update is that it's quite strange, yet nice to see both Celestia and Luna acting like themselves in front of Moon Dancer.

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>>29990043
>I don't know if it was just me but she didn't seem to contribute as much as a teacher should
I think you are right there. Re-reading it it made me realize that Moon Dancer didn't contribute much, and the things she taught PhD were things that Luna and Celestia pointed out too. Completely in agreement about that. I will work it out for the little surprise arch I have planned.

>>29990096
I could make many excuses for that, but in the end, it all comes to this: Having their son around them, makes Luna and Celestia to not care that much about keeping appareances. Well, unles it's a big important event, but other than that, PhD does give them that security to just being themselves.

I am glad overall that you guys liked how I portray Luna and Celestia and their interactions. You don't know how much fun I have when I write them. Thanks for taking the time to post your thoughts.

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>>29989884
>Not accepting PhD x Spike

>>29990288
This is why you are so fucking gay PhD x Ruffle Truffle is the ship to end all ships

>>29990322
>implying that's not even gayer

>>29990415
Yeah and canon wise PHD Anon x Thorax is the only ship

Goddamn Wanda

PhD x ErfAnon OTP

>And then suddenly a meteor came from the sky. Landed in Ponyville. And everypony exploded!
"...And that's the end of the story."
>You were sitting on a chair in a large room with three beds. The chair was set in front of the set of beds. And each bed contained a foal.
>A young filly with the striking image of Diamond Tiara. Same mane color even. But she wore it in a ponytail and had your eyes. She had no cutie mark.
>A small athletic colt, older than the filly by three years. He seemed tough, rambunctious, and a little dumb. His cutie mark was a bomb.
>And finally, the middle colt. With spiked up hair and a set of glasses. His cutie mark was some strange symbol that looked like a circle with an incomplete "A"
>Both colts had your mane and coat color.
>"Actually father, if that was the end of the story. I don't think we'd be here. I hope that wasn't an attempt at a joke" The smug intellectual foal looked at you with a smirk.
"ugh, c'mon Illustrious. Don't be such a party pooper. I just wanted a little pazaaz"
>The middle colt's name was Illustrious Rich. He was named by Spoiled Rich. Who almost had you by the throat when it came to naming him.
>"It was scary, I almost thought a meteor really did hit us!" The little filly shook in her bed as she looked at you with big scared eyes "That would never really happen, right Daddy?"
"Aww, Jewely. Nah, it'd never happen. Besides, even if there was a meteor. Your daddy only needs to look at it with his super horn and BAM! It's gone, just a big ole pretty firework for you too look at"
>The youngest, the filly, was named Crown Jewel. Obviously named by your wife. You liked calling her Jewely. It was cuter.
>She looked up at you with those pretty eyes, a smile on her face "Pretty fireworks? I like fireworks! That sounds a lot better than a meteor"
>You give her a warm smile as you nods.
"Yep, and it'd all be for you. I'd make it the prettiest thing you've ever seen!"

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>>29990770
>"Fireworks? Agh, that's fucking laaaaame. It should just be like that nuke thing like in the story! That would be the coolest thing EEEVVERRR!" Anon Jr. said bombastically as he slammed his hooves down in excitement.
"Yeah, that would be pretty ex-...wait...Junior, what did you just say?"
>Oh god no, if Diamond heard him say that. She'd...oh god. Where did he even?
>And then there was Anon Jr. The one you got to name and wanted to have as your image. He...didn't quite come out that way. And was the reason Spoiled Rich wouldn't let you name another child.
>"Fuck. why?" He looked at you, confused.
>"ooooooh, you said a bad wooooord. Only adults can say bad words" Jewel said in a matter of factly way.
>You just gave a scowl towards your eldest son
"Where did you even learn that word?!"
>Illustrious answered for him as he adjusted his glasses. "I believe that would be you father, you were cursing throughout the entire story after all."
"........"
>Diamond was going to kill you. She was going to throw you into the fireplace.
>"Oh, I know that look. Is mommy going to make you sleep on the couch again" Jewel asked, putting a hoof to her mouth as she looked at you with curiousness.
>Fuck that noise.
"Nooope, not unless Junior curses in front of her. So er, son. Let's just keep it between us? k?"
>"Fuck yeah! I can do it dad. You'll never hear another fucking curse out of this fucking guy!" Junior pointed to himself with energized vigor
>You're doomed.
"....right"

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>>29990815
>Illustrious leaned over to put away his glasses on his night stand as he made himself more comfortable. Already seeing his brother causing your utter doom. "Well, chin up father. It could still work out for you. Oh yes, will we still be flying kites with Aunt Starlight tomorrow?"
>You cringed
"I think we'll be flying more than kites tomorrow son. I'll need my skin back by the end of the day...ugh"
>"Awww, Daddy..." Crown Jewel hopped out of bed. And stood at the end of her bed looking into your eyes with sorrow and worry. "Don't worry. I won't let you sleep alone on the couch. It can get scary being alone. I'll sleep with you if you want."
>Well, if you could count on one of your children to make you feel better. It was Crown Jewel.
"Aww, Jewely. I can always count on you to cheer me up"
>You give her a weak smile as you get up and lean over to kiss her forehead. Making her smile and giggle.
>"What the fuck? Dad! I said I wasn't going to curse anymore!" Junior spouted angrily at you
>"AJ, you do realize that the word "Fuck" is a curse word. Right?" Illustrious told him.
>"Wha? Wait...I thought curse words were like "ooga booga" and "alakazam" "
>You and Crown Jewel just smack your own foreheads at Junior's comment.

>>29990815
>Erf's Anon could never escape from Ph.D. Anon
>Even had a son that is basically his rival.
Poor Erf's Anon, the best of his sons turned out to be the reincarnation of the pony he hated the most.

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>>29990770
I knew one day I would read the epilogue of your story, but damn if it hurts me harder than a car hitting me.
It was a good run, 300 fucking chapters and some more.
It was an honor to write along side you, Erf.
As the other story, Jack Spicer in Equestria, this one was very enjoyable. I won't ever forget the moments like I did with your other amazing story.
And now I got the motivation to finally finish my other story in prison thread.
Everything needs a finale, and yours was a good run.
I wish you well for life, as in IRL for that medical stuff you're in.
Thank you for your time, Erf.

Also
>Yfw Erfanon was telling memories of his adventures with other ponies to their sons as stories to make them sleep at night

Not gonna lie, really like those names. The personalitys also make sense

>>29990843
>You were totally doomed.
>"Well, somepony wasn't paying attention. Welp, father. Siblings. I bid you good night. Good luck to you father." Illustrious said as he made himself comfortable and closed his eyes.
>"I-I still don't get it..." Junior looked really confused.
"Don't worry about it son. Just get some sleep and we'll have more storytime tomorrow night...maybe...hopefully."
>"Oh..come on Dad! Grandpa Discord would let me stay up whenever I want!" Junior complained.
"I know, and when you and him blew up one of Twilight's towers. Aunt Fluttershy scolded me and Grandpa Discord about it. Me, I don't even know. I wasn't even involved!"
>You hear Illustrious yawn, still cuddled in his blanket as he speaks "I believe that is due to "Parental Responsibility" Father."
>You swear you could hear him snicker silently. You loved all your kids. But you swore Illustrious felt a little interdimensional in his upbringing.
"Whatever...Junior. Just go to sleep. We'll talk about "cursing" tomorrow"
>"Ok Dad, fine, I'll go to fucking sleep." Junior lowered his head begrudgingly onto his pillow and closed his eyes.
>You sighed as you looked over at your daughter. She was reaching out to you.
>Awww..
>You moved close enough so she could hug your neck with her little body. "Don't worry Daddy! I'll never curse in front of Mommy! Promiseys!"
>awww....
"I know you won't Jewely. You'll always be my little princess"
>You give her a smooch on the cheek.
>She giggled and held up a strange doll. "oh, oh! can you give Chryssy a kiss too?"
>Chryssy?
>That name...
>You hadn't heard it since...
"Where did you get that doll?"
>"Oh, I found it on my bed, I think..erm...yesterday? I like it a lot. It's like a cute little buggy pony! Just like in the story!" She hugged it tightly and held it close to you.
>It can't be. Chrysalis...she was lost.
>Years and years ago, A group of evil beings called the Raptorians appeared in Equestria. And started literally glassing the place.

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>>29990941
I swear this is going sad now

>>29990941
>Yfw Anon's daughter is Chrysalis
What a plot twist that would be

>>29990941
>Incidentally. It was Chrysalis who had released them from their prison in Tartarus. With her hive gone and her refusing to reform. She had grown tired of captivity and had tricked you into sending her into Tartarus under the guise of her wanting to not want to trouble you anymore.
>It was of course a ruse. Since she knew you'd send her there without properly sealing her in chains and such.
>While no one seemingly died. The battle was fierce. And nearly lost. Hell, it was surprisingly Starlight who won the day
>Discord was no where to be seen at the time due to taking a "vacation" and leaving you to Fluttershy, to help her since you were a teenager at the time.
>And of course. You snuck off to try to save the day yourself.
>And failed because they glassed your horn while you were in a monologue.
>When you found out Chrysalis was behind it. You were of course shocked.
>Especially since it was your fault...
>However, the Raptorians didn't really seem to like you. And tried to glass you, which. As it turned out. Wasn't part of Chrysalis's deal.
>Hell, they wanted to shatter you into pieces because of how you ran your mouth. They wanted to make an example of you.
>And for Chrysalis? As it turned out. She had made a deal to not include you in the glassing. And when it meant your death. She...
>She took the hit.
>And then fell into the abyss.
>You held back a tear. And hugged onto your precious daughter.
>"Daddy? Is something wrong?" She could sense you were suddenly sad about something. "It's not mommy bringing you doom, is it?"
"No...Jewely. My little princess. You take care of Chryssy, ok?"

>>29990983
>"I will! You don't need to cry Daddy. She's already my bestest friend!" She says cheerfully.
>That nearly made you choke.
"I'm glad...well, you get a good sleep too Jewely. And I'll see you all tomorrow. I love you all."
>Crown Jewel jumps into her bed and hugs her doll tightly as all three of your children bid you a good night.
>You walk out of their room. And dim the light. Looking to all of them.
>You closed the door and leaned against it.
>Welp, the dam burst. You just leaked a few tears as you passed through the rooms of the manor. Avoiding the maids as you went into your room.
>There, asleep and tired from work was your beautiful wife. Diamond Tiara. fully grown, sexy, and probably going to murder you eventually.
>Yeah, you married her alright. Her affection for you never died. Even to this day.
>Of course, some of that rough and richly self became more prominent after marriage. Pushing you into things you didn't want to do or giving you lip when you tried to argue her on something.
>But, she also became the main money maker of the family. Taking over her father's business. Barnyard Bargains and it's affiliates.
>You? Welp, no magic in the world could get you to be as successful as any rich. But using your magic make more powerful safes than the ones currently available was apparently very sought after,
>Mostly because, as it turned out, introducing Monopoly sunk shares within the company.
>Bad move on your part.
>But, she loved you just the same. And as long as you were the heroic and strong stallion she married. She'd always love you. And adore you.
>You slowly got into bed and cuddled into her.
>Poor girl, she was all strung out and tired. you could feel it.
>You just hugged into her close. Kept her warm. Let her know, that even subconsciously, you'd always be there for her.

>>29991008
>Of course...
>It being you
>Nothing could ever go your way.
>Just as you tried to get a little raunchy and get in a few pokes of her plot.
>Discord, in a giant hot air balloon, bursts through your wall. Waking your wife and surprising you.
>"ANON! DIAMOND! OH MY PRECIOUS KIN! THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!" He yelled as he frantically waved to the both of you.
>GODFUCKING
"DISCORD! DISCORD THAT WAS OUR WALL! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN....DO YOU...WHY?!"
>You couldn't even come up with words for him.
>"....six thousand bits Dadcord....plus one hundred more for waking me up.." Diamond however, was much more used to this ridiculousness. Somehow...
>Or as long as Discord paid up. Which he just smirked and did by tossing the bag of bits to the side of the bed.
>You just groan as you look to your wife.
"Really? You're just going to indulge him like that?"
>"Anon, I love our Dadcord. But it's not like we can stop him. The most we can do is charge him for it. Oh also Dadcord" She looks to him with a very serious face "Since you're here, did you get it?"
>"Ohhh! yes, yes I did!" Discord smiled jovially has he snapped his talons, making a beautiful princess Tiara appear and float in front of Diamond Tiara. Making her smile a warm smile.
>"..Anon, it's more beautiful than I could have ever hoped. It's going to make Crowned Jewel so happy. Don't you think?" She turned to you with a hopeful smile.
"What about the wall?"
>Diamond Tiara nudges into you hard as she gives you a scrunchy grump face.
>You sigh
"Ok ok, I admit. It's beautiful. And I know Jewely will love it."
>You sigh and then look to Discord
"So what's the emergency?"

>>29991047
>"Ah yes, that, weeeelllll. It seems somepony under your employ let one of the flowers from the seeds Fluttershy had given you die in the field. A grievous crime indeed!"
>........
>You, and even Diamond Tiara just glare at him.
>Discord smile becomes more sheepish as he starts the have the balloon slowly move the opposite direction "Well, it seems that perhaps that wasn't too much of an emergency. Well, anyway. I did my job here. Pleasant dreams everypony! I'm off to ADVENTURE!" Discord said as a pilot's goggles and scarf appeared on him. Floating away into the distance.
"Yeah...I knew he wouldn't fix our wall."
>"I know, still" Diamond smiled as she looked at the tiara,and then carefully put it away before cuddling into you "He's the greatest Draconedad anypony could ever have"
>You chuckle at that
>You cuddle into your wife. both cuddling into eachother for the extra warmth. Now that the wall was gone and letting in a gentle breeze.
"I prefer Dadoneequs"

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>>29991058
>"I prefer Dadoneequs"
I'm feeling a mixture of emotions

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>>29991058
>"I prefer Dadoneequs"

And just like that, I died inside.

Also, pastebin updated, if anyone cares.
https://pastebin.com/jKJeZ9yu

>>29991058
>"I prefer Dadoneequs"
That line inspires more feels than the aftermath of Twilight's attempt to send him to Tartarus.

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>>29991058
I knew this would happen one day, just not so soon.
This hurt much more than I thought it would.

Thanks for the great story, Erf. It's been a hell of a ride.

>>29991194
I couldn't leave without an ending

>>29991058
is this it?
on the whole it was a childishly written Mary Sue story that wasn't worth your time.

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>>29991237
>Mary Sue

surely you can do better than that

>>29991058
>I prefer Dadonequus
Goodbye Erf

so we dead now?

>>29991058
It really saddens me to see you go, erf. I will miss writing essays about your Anon but everything has to end someday, right? This epilogue gave me bittersweet feelings. Erf Anon's kids are basically a younger version himself, PhD and Diamond Tiara. I loved that, as well as Chrysalis' fate being left in a mysterious cloud.

Good luck erf, I wish you luck in everything that you set out to do. As for those of us who remain here, please let us do our best as posters and writers. I want to see where elo, wand of inferno, ben, and eveny bunny's stories goes next. And I also want to have fun with all of you.

>>29990941
I love Anon's kids a lot. Good ending erf hope you had as much fun writing your story as I had reading it.

>>29991217
Fucking finally

>>29990941
If illustrious is a total mommy boy then the nigga is totally ph.D. Anon 2.0

time to move to greener pastures. such is life in glorious /mlp/

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>>29991058
Now I feel really fucking sad.
Thanks for the entertaining story, Erf

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>>29991058
Read from the beginning, here to see it end.

>>29991058
I love you.

>>29991811
I agree and i want to see more of ben's story particularly

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>>29991058
That was a really cute, cozy epilogue, Erf.

I'm sad now.

Hey erf, essay anon here. Um, I already said how much I liked the epilogue and ErfAnon's kids but I want to ask what happened to Scrappy?

>>29991811
also fun fact. Raptorians are G1.

>>29993554
ohhhh. hrn. i'll get to that then tonight

>>29993570
>send it to the eloverse
>becomes a part in his story

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Hello again all im back to gather some info about what you fuckers wanna do activity wise after our thread hiatus is over.
taking any and all requests

>>29993570
You should probably mention what happened with the X-Captain too.
Also glad to see that the trend of children hating Anon ended as he got older

>>29993655
I dunno it seems like the middle kid enjoys making him mad

>>29993655
>The X-Captain
>Implying he's still not floating outside that window
>Implying Discord didn't put up a cardboard figure of Anon and Chrysalis up to keep him fooled for years on end

>>29993781
but erf does try to start a harem with the chrysi cut outs and use that to overthrow cardboard anon the evil kings rule

>>29993576
I dunno if this is shitposting or not but honestly that would be the best option for the Scrappy character.

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>>29992828
I know that feel

rip thread
rip good story

>>29993941
that wouldn't work because he would never leave master Applebloom

>>29994094
I can't believe it. One of my favorite greens has ended, and my other favorite is in its final chapters. That other thread like this one will die because of it.

>>29994109
>>29994094
Don't be sad that its over, smile because it happened.
I might actually read Elo's story now, if he plans to continue writing.

>>29994109
>>29994094
relax friends we aint dying just yet. we got writers who still want to write we got people who still care. were just taking a hiatus so everyone can rejuvenate themselves seeing as weve become too deep to realize how good a thing we have. which is the point of the hiatus
to help us remember and let the write fags plan out and plan game nights and the such

>>29994222
It's dead.

>>29994231
Like your mom

>>29994151
Well he already said he plans to continue

>>29994222
trips of truth

>>29994109
relax. maybe this hiatus thing might be a good thing. maybe all i need is a break. truthfully. i didnt expect so many people to comw out of the woodwork. its surprising

>>29994353
I told you dawg, I warned you, lurkers don't comment unless things are dire.

>>29991058
Don't cry because It's over.
Smile because it happened.

>>29994353
It was a fun ride m8.

>>29994471
i might consuder continuing. I just need time to unwind. rethink things. And cinsuder if its worth it. I didn't expect essay Anon to be so hurt aboit it. makes me wonder about others to be honest. If people really liked it that much. I'll consider coming back, maybe even soonish. like a couple of days to a week

>>29994727
erf my nigga take the week off from the green man let us all re cooperate so we can enjoy it. dont push yourself to hard senpai itll only lead to ruin. so take this break then jump headlong back in well be here for ya bud

>>29994829
I say we need a month

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>>29972291
D'AWw, Eris trying to lure the magic out of little Anon, and that creepy detector.... Eris herself is a strange stranger. You best come back and continue the loose threads some day man. Anon growing up amid adventures with Eris, finding conflict in the Alicorn sisters imprisonment of his adoptive father. Inter dimensional disease. The void and other world building. Blah blah!

>>29981664
PhD's magical education has always been good for laughs. If not him spouting autistic reflection of his physics being bent over and violated, it's his mind twisted to childishness being as a complete ass. Worried princesses and a spastic Moon Dancer; well roasted by her student.

Couple typos in there if you want me to fish them out. Asking, as it seems you're done.

>>29973829
>>29991058
All good things have to End. Chrysalis light-dark end was brutal.... She was one of my favorite characters once she was developed, and that end delivered why.

Throwing Discord in for nonsense of at the very end well played. The implication PhD literally cucked Anon out of one of his children was well played. Oh sure, black mane and green colt, looks JUST like his dad! Ahh, pour Anon.

Thanks for all the laughs, and all the other feels man; and you never change from being yourself, k?

As to the thread dead, yeah. If you guys don't have the energy, it the muse is gone--if you're not writing for yourselves, writing to improve your story telling skill or linguistic aptitude or whatever motivation intrinsic or extrinsic is now a reserve emptied. There's no profit in that. This is fun for us readers, it should be fun for you too.

Essay, Fisherman, drawfags, lurkers, shitposters; love you guys too.

Dadonequus was a hell of a of ride, picture actually related for once.

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>>29994947
jesus christ you anons give up on something fast for the last time today. thread aint dying we are just taking a break to avoid becoming a general, and strive to become a legitimete good thread.

>>29994727
At least take a month, that way anons can catch up with you or can read other stories.

>>29994999
Are you retarded? Of course this is a general. There's no way you can pretend that losing the biggest contributor is 'not dying'.

>>29994947
If you found any typo, I would be more than happy if you could point them out, my dear sunsetfag

Hey Erf. Idea pitch for the future.

Wait for it.

Grandadonequus

>>29994947
>PhD literally cucked Anon out of one his children
Erf d-did that really happen?

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>>29991058
>not ending on fluttercord

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>>29995038
no simple anon if we were dying then one of our biggest contributers temporarily taking a break would ruin us BUT WE ARE NOT A DAMN GENERAL. we exist off of more than green man, maybe this hiatus will weed out those who cant understand that while green is great. that aint that sole purpose. and if we choose to focus on it mainly so what as long as we know we are more than just one thing

>>29994947
Still writing, senpai. Too many ideas to stop right now

>>29995154
Nothing you've said is remotely correct.

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>>29995170
shut the fuck up anon

>>29995146
>PhD literally came to fuck Erfanon's wife

So how many of you cried tonight?

>>29995209
>I came to fuck waifus and do science
>and im fresh outta science

>>29995209
>PhD literally came in erfanon's wife

>>29995038
I said imight be taking a week off now. Relax. Geez, like i said. I didn't realize people were actually reading or cared. Its surprising

>>29995572
Surprising how lurkers get out of their basement once the thread dies, right?

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>>29995056
>If you found any typo, I would be more than happy
Sure the then, bro.

>>29981185
>”Ugh…No…” Moon Dancer slapped his face
Who's face is she slapping? And, same line continues to
> “Did nopony seriously told you?”
Did no fag up in dis tell muh bitch all lit like yo?
Maybe
> "Seriously?! Didn't anypony tell you?"

>>29981250
>You may enjoy having a flank the size of Equestria while I revel in the company of our son… speaking of which.”
No typo, this just split my sides, again, on the second pass off the previous context of the sisters nipping at each other.

>>29981294
>Still, that was a laser, yo! A FRICKIN’ LASER THA
I took the THA as an showing Anon was freaking out, but it's also a bit of an odd twist.

>>29981294
>”Yeah, it’s just…” she adjusted her glasses “For demonstration purposes and to get your curiosity,
This isn't grammatically malformed (AFAIK anyway), but rolls off the tongue strangely;
> and to get your curiosity
> and to inspire your curiosity
> and to encourage curiosity
Etc; `get' as in to procure; to achieve seems out of place.
> and to claim your curiosity." Moon dancer says as she licks her lips and a a devilish smirk twists her face.
That sound a bit lewd!

>>29981438
>She then turned to Luna and wiggled her eyebrows “What do you say, Luna? Do you want to have a little competition like when we were fillies?”
No error I can see anyway; just Heh, I was glad to see the sister's spat hadn't simmered down!

>>29981566
>The recoil of the beam made your head to tilt back with enough force to cause some point on your neck.
Dude, what a cause some point on the neck? Did Anon catch the diabetes?

>>29994999
Double triples checked, by the edict of the numbers let it be so.

>>29995572
>taking a week off now.
Do this Erf, even if you so much as have a barest hunch it would be good for you. DO IT!

>>29995572
Just let it be finished. It never should have gone on as long as it did.

>>29995644
still needs a proper ending. if he's going to continue, i suggest wrapping it up like it should have many months ago.

>>29995116
I would love seeing Anon's kids and their grampa. And Anon slowly realizing that Illustrious Rich might be the product of interdimensional love.

>>29995681
>>29995644
man this thread wouldnt be the same without the ol its dead 2 trying to shit it up man you guys are persistent.

Not totally relevant, but since you nigs liek Discord, you might be the best to ask.
Know any Eris X Anon stories?

>>29995883
You mean romance or just a story with eris and anon?

>>29995883
Well, if you mean lewd wise,not yet. But story wise, I just introduced her in my story as a main character, and she'll be adventuring with Anon for the entirety of the story.
My story isn't that long yet, so it shouldn't be too hard to get into if you yearn for that sort of interaction.

>>29995883
My story features Eris, but it takes a good while to get to her. Ben has a story with a very nicely written.Eris and is just starting, I'd heavily advice to go with that if what you seek is a Anon & Eris story

>>29995890
They aren't easy to find, so either. I'll take what I can get. I like a bit of romance though, doesn't have to be lewd.

>>29996042
>if you mean lewd wise,not yet
See above, not a problem.
Also, nice shill plot? Post your paste fella.

>>29996241
>but it takes a good while to get to her
What's it about?

>>29996296
Pastebin is in the OP

>>29996312
Well, would you look at that. Probably should have read that.
Thanks.

>>29995641
Thank you very much sunsetfag. I will do the adjustements when I write later tonight.

>>29972291

>Using your past experiences with your powers, you try to hook your thoughts with an action of doing something, and focus that into actually happening. And in a few brief moments, a blob of chocolate slowly rises from the lake, and builds itself into a tiny statue of yourself doing a heroic pose.
>Huh… You did it.... YOU DID IT- Wait a second. But Eris got caught totally off guard and teleports next to the chocolate figure, taking out a camera and snapping some photos. “WHOA! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! An actual colt, or rather, an actual pony who’s a spirit of chaos like me! It’s like… A dream come true!”
“A dream come true? Really?!”
>You jump up and begin celebrating with her, but something catches you off guard about the chocolate statues.
>”Psssh, yeah! Every pony I meet is a lame-o’ who can’t take a single prank or joke. And they can’t even join in on the fun because they don’t have awesome powers like you and me. But now!” Eris teleports both of you back into the air. She held you like a puppy and spun you around with her.
>”I’ve finally met somepony who can relate to me! This is so awesome!”
“Eris, I think we should-”
>”Think of all the possibilities!” Eris extends out her paw arm and moves it across the air as she speaks. “Eris and Anon, the Chaos Duo! Spreading pranks and disorder all across Equestria!”
”E-Eris, but I told you that-”
>”Not now, Anon, can’t you see I’m daydreaming about all the fun we’ll have? And it’s funny, because we complement each other so well! I’m awesome, daring, smart, adventurous… And you’re cute!”
“Hey! I’m smart and adventurous, too! But I don’t think we should be worrying about that right now.”
>She tilts her head and gives you a confused look. “Don’t ruin the fun already, Anon. I hate it when you get all serious. Show me that energetic, kiddish side!”

>>29996296
Human gets transported to Equestria by Discord, gets transformed into a colt and adopted by Luna and Celestia. Its a slice of life with adventures and romance sprinkled here and there, Eris was a human, a friend of Anon from Earth. She gets transported too, transformed into.a sexy draconequus and then she changes her name for Eris

>>29996437

“Because, just look behind you…”
>”What?” Eris turns, and looks at what you’re pointing at. The chocolate statue of you AND Eris had come to life, and were both mocking your friendly display. Eris’ ears start fuming as she drops you and turns towards the dairy doppelgangers.
>“HEY! What are you laughing at, coco puff?” They continue to snicker, sticking out their tongues and doing raspberries.
“See, Eris. I told you my powers go out of whack. Now they’re alive and making fun of us!”
>Oh pony feathers, now look what you’ve done. You knew you shouldn’t have used your powers. Who knows what those chocolate versions of both of you will do now!
>The real Eris spits into her paw and talon, rubs them together, and rolls up her arm fur. “Not for long… I’ll show you!” She takes out a giant mane blower, plugs it into a floating outlet, and flips it on. “Let’s see you laugh when you’re just a puddle.”
>But the chocolate figures dodge the heat, the chocolate Eris teleporting away, and your chocolate version popping on wings and flying around. They start to bounce off the walls of the stomach, causing the bird’s stomach to bubble up and rumble.
>Eris continues to chase them around with the blow dryer, while you panic and look for a way out. Oh jeez, the chocolate syrup is slowly rising. This reminds you of the time you ate too much cream puffs at home at threw it all up. At least Dad gave you tummy rub to make you feel better, even if it was his powers that did all the work.
>Okay! No time to think about happy times! You lift up a hoof from the rising syrup and look up at Eris.
“Eris! We gatta get out of here! I think the dodo bird isn’t feeling too well from all the bouncing!”
>”Gimme a moment! I have to melt this knock-off’s face off!” You facehoof and groan.
“ERIS! I THINK IT’S GONNA BE SICK!”

>>29996446

>The blow dryer stops working, causing Eris to turn around. The chocolate Anon had unplugged it from the outlet, and was giggling hysterically, all while flapping his wings and pointing at her. “YEAH! I’M GONNA BE SICK SEEING THESE GUYS ANY LONGER! Never was a fan of chocolate, anyways!”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-”
>The sudden rumbling startles all four of you, as the brown syrup begins to churn and rise. The stomach fills up quickly, leaving only little room for both of you to breath, until…
>”Heeeeeey! What’s with all the ruckus?” And as fast as the room filled, it starts to drain, making you all swirl in a whirlpool of chocolate until it went back to normal. A tiny, four-eyed dodo bird with the angriest look in the world steps forward. “I mean, if ya wanted to use my stomach for a party, ya could have just asked! I would have been fine and daaaaaaandy with it if ya asked first!”
>It takes a moment for you to stand straight, since your head is still turning in circles.
“Whooaaaaaaa… There’s four of you, Eris! Coooool!”
>”Actually, there’s only two.” Eris takes your head, twists it multiple times, then releases. It cranks around until it snaps straight, curing your dizziness.
“Wehehew! Thanks!”
>”No sweat, lil’ dude.” While the clones are still getting up, Eris takes the moment to replug the blow dryer and melt ‘em while they’re tired. They begin to ooze and flow back into the lake, solving that little problem you caused. Eris screams out into the lake, raising her paw fist. “Dark chocolate is better! ...Stupid milk chocolate...”
>As your friend dusts herself off, you both get startled as the dodo bird steps up to you, his feet pitter pattering and leaving tracks of chocolate.

>>29996456

>“What in the- What’s a colt and his twisted up lacky doing in my food pouch? Don’t remember havin’ ponies for breakfast, let alone a zoo animal that lost its parts, and fished new one’s out of the Lost n’ Found department!”
>”Oh hey! It’s the bird that swallowed us. Yo dude, why did you go and ruin our flying stunt show- LOST AND FOUND DEPARTMENT?! Listen four-eyes...” Eris walks up and judgingly eyes the bird.
>WAIT! That’s the bird that swallowed you?! But if he’s here, but you’re in his stomach, than how- But wha- Oh, right… Chaos… You collapse on your back, panting heavily from the adrenaline.
“I need a nap… Mr. Dodo bird, do you have a bed in your tummy I can sleep on?”
>”No, but I do have a patio near the lower intestine! But no one uses it. Wonder why… ANYWHO!” The bird flies up and gets face-to-face with Eris. “What’s it with you coming into MY stomach, and throwing a party without MY permission? Is it ‘Violate Your Neighbor’s Property Day’ already? Huh, I thought that was next week.”
>Wait, how can the dodo bird fly? Aren’t they like chickens or something where they can’t fly? Well, it does have four eyes, you guess that it’s a chaos bird.
>Eris scoffs and headbutts with the bird. “Us coming into YOUR stomach?! You ate us up in the middle of the Void for no reason! Is it ‘Eat Your Neighbor Randomly Day’ already? Wait, I think that’s next week.” Meanwhile, you take the time to rest and understand what the hay is going on.
>So the pink four-eyed dodo bird is in its own stomach. Does that mean that the tiny version has an even tinier version of you and Eris inside of him? But that would mean- Noooooo! Better stop now before you get another headache. Eeuuuugh.
>You get up and shake your head, walking towards the both of them. You push away Eris using your forehead, which you struggle with since you’re so tiny.

>>29996463

“Okay, okay! Let’s not be mean to each other! Dad always says it’s best to calm down, look at the situation, and then see which prank is best for the victim. Wait… That’s not what I meant! Uh! We didn’t mean to throw a party, Mr. Dodo Bird.”
>Mr. Dodo Bird tilts his head and gives you a disgusting look. “Mr. Dodo Bird? That’s my uncle’s, cousin’s, grandfather’s, best-friend’s roomate’s name! Actually, nevermind. I made that up. The name’s Humfry.” Eris rolls her eyes and chides in.
>”Yeah, pretty ‘hungry’ to swallow a draconequus and a defenseless, cute colt....” You turn to Eris and glare.
“I’m not cute OR defenseless! And be nice!”
>Your friend tries to play coy, shrugs, and looks around before looking back at you. “What?! I didn’t saying anything!” Riiiight….
>Humfry huffs, lands back down, and folds his wings while tapping his talon foot. “I don’t know WHAT you’s all talkin’ about, but I ain’t eaten nuffin’ today! NADA! ZIP! ZILCH! So if ya’d PLEASE get outta my stomach so I can continue collectin’ bubbles? Thank youuuu.”
>Humfry turns around and begins walking towards a wooden door on the stomach wall. You gallop after him and call out.
“Humfry! Wait!”
>He turns again, and strikes you down with an impatient glare. “Listen kid, I ain’t got no time for bed time stories. So why don’t ya run along with your mangled up motha’, and let this dodo bird collect bubbles, aight?”

>>29996478

“I’m super sorry, Humfry. We just wanted to ask a teeny tiny favor. If you could please, preeeetty please, drop us off at my room door? That’s where we wanted to go before, um… We accidentally got into your stomach.”
>”Accidentally? Anon, stop kissing up to this-” You quickly use your powers to zip up Eris’ mouth. She protests through the zipper, but only muffles come out. She furiously starts pointing at you, but you ignore her and politely approach Humfry.
“We’ll even help you find some bubbles!”
>Humfry lightens up and smiles. “Ya will?”
>The zipper on Eris explodes open. “WE WILL?!”
“Of course! Just as long as you keep your end of the deal!”
>Humfry scratches his chin and shifts his eyes up and to the left. “I dunno… Maybe if ya sorry excuse for a donkey friend apologized for bein’ so rude.” Eris wasn’t having anymore of this dude. Her cheeks puff up, her horns float up and start spinning as steam floods out of her ears. You swear you can hear a tea kettle burning up.
>But you put your hoof on Eris’ arm and look up at her. She glances at you and feels your touch, immediately letting out a sigh and folding her arms. After relaxing, she groans and looks at Humfry. “Sure sure, whatever… Catch some bubbles or something…”
>”Say ya sorry.”
>”WHAT? I said I’d help you catch your dumb bubbles!”
>Humfry shakes his head and stares Eris down. “Nope. Ya gatta say sorry, then I’ll help ya out.” You nudge Eris and give her a confident smile.
“C’mon, Eris! Didn’t you want to make more friends? What I’ve learned from ponies, is saying sorry always makes things better, even in the grumpiest of times!”

>>29996485

>”With ponies, not flying weirdos…” The draconequus grumbles, finally approaching Humfry. “I’m… Hold on, give me a moment.” Eris pulls out something from behind her, and hands it to Humfry.
>”What’s this…?” He mutters as he reads the letter, then his eyes bulge out as he reaches a certain part. “AN I.O.U. FOR AN APOLOGY? What da ya think your pullin’ off here, eh?”
“Eris! Just say sorry already! Humfry could be our only way out of the Void so we can find Dad! Please, for me?”
>And use the puppy eyes. Hold it… Hoooold it… Eris can’t resist your adorableness, and gives in. Yes! “Fiinnnne… I’m sorry, Humfry… Now can we please get on with this already, before I develope a hatred for chocolate?” Humfry chuckles and turns around.
>”Good enough for me. Aight, follow along, and don’t get lost. Even I don’t know my insides too well. Except my motha’. She comes in, bustin’ in and reorganizin’ the entire place! Lost my lungs for two weeks straight!”
>So you both follow Humfry into the wooden door, taking you into different places inside his body. But the weird part is, all his body parts didn’t look like what they should be. Instead of being made of fleshy stuff, some of it was made out of glass, metal, wood, even rubber! You swear, his bones are like, entirely made out of tied up rubber bands!
>There were tiny little fish creatures that floated in his blood, making weird noises and stuff. It was like being in an aquarium and museum of weird body structures. Soon enough, you reach a hole in the fleshy ground. Purple noodles hung from the ceiling and went down the hole.

>>29996494

>”Aight, kids. That’s the way out of my bod. But remember our deal? Gatta find bubbles.” You salute.
“Yes sir, Humfry, sir!”
>Eris giggles and puts her hands on her hips. “Where’d you learn to salute like that?” You smile and close your eyes.
“A friend!”
>”A friend? Besides me? Wonder how much of a buzzkill she’ll be, considering you’ve met me.” You giggle and roll your eyes.
“She’s just as awesome. If we get out of here, we HAVE to visit the Crystal Empire… We…”
>You drop your head and feel a wave of those bad thoughts come in.
“We have to check on it…”
>Eris notices your off behavior. “Lil dude, what’s wrong?”
>Humfry taps his foot again and crosses his wings. “AHEM! I don’t got all yesterday! Bubbles only come up once a blue moon! And there ain’t no moons in this place.”
>Your friend rubs her temples and sighs. “We’ll talk about it later. C’mon, don’t look so down. We’re gonna help this guy find bubbles and stuff. Whatever THAT means…”
>Yeah! Don’t sweat it, Anon! The Crystal Ponies are probably fine. Except the book said that they got enslaved by So- NO! BUBBLES! YEAH! BUBBLES SOUND NICE!
>All of you hop through the hole, clinging onto the noodles. Eris freestyles, glides down, and does it all with one talon tied behind her back, while you carefully inch down, making sure not to slip. Once she reaches the bottom, she’s nice enough to give you a few encouraging words as you slowly make it down.
“Yeah! That was cool!”
>”For being in the inside of a cranky dodo dork, this place could make a fun amusement park.”
>After passing through, everything flips upside down as the gravity fixes itself. Now, you’re on top of the REAL Humfry, or at least, the bigger version of him. The hole you came from closes up behind you.

>>29996506

>”An amusement park? After all that ruckus you’s been causin’? No way! Motha’ would kill me from the mess!” Eris lays across Humfry’s head and taps her noggin with a talon finger thoughtfully.
>”Wait, if you can enter your own body and do all chaosy stuff like any creature in here, why not make a clone of yourself for your mother to clean up? Then, you could have a cool amusement park AND you don’t have to deal with your annoying mother!”
>Humfry’s eyes widen as he slyly grins. “Heeey… That ain’t a bad idea, jigsaw girl. Can even make a bit a cash on the side with that idea.”
>”Jigsaw girl-” You pat Eris arm and shake your head. “Yeah, you’re right. It’s not worth it with this guy…”
>But then, Humfry begins to sweat. “Actually, that’s a terrible idea. Cuz for one thing…” Everything gets dramatic for a second. “Motha’ knows everythin’. I swear, she uses some crazy magic to figure’s me out!” You crawl up to Humfry’s forehead and look down at him.
“Now we’ll help you find bubbles! Shouldn’t be too hard, right? They’re just ordinary bubbles!”
>Eris titters and shakes her head. ”Anon, haven’t you learned anything of this place? I mean, really? You’ve lived here since you were an itty bitty cutesy foal, and still don’t have chaos tied down and mastered.”
>Humfry chides towards Eris’ advice. “Ya friend’s gatta point. If I recall, Bubbles for ponies is like, usin’ soap to make lil’ circles in the air that pop, right?” You look back at Eris, then look back down at Humfry.

>>29996513

“Yeah? And…? Ohhhh… So they’re not really bubbles, huh?”
>Humfry shrugs in the air, continuing to float forward. “I guess not. Heck if I’d know. WAIT! There’s one ova there!” You squint and lean close, almost slipping off, but Eris teleports at the last second and pulls you from behind. You both stumble backwards and get all mangled together.
>”Dude! You seriously have to watch what you’re doing!”
“S-Sorry! But is that… IT IS! IT’S THE DOOR TO MY ROOM!”
>”Huh, it is! So bubbles are dimensional doors for you, Humfry?” Eris snaps her talon, dismangling you both.
>The dodo bird nods, and slowly stops in front of the door. “Yeah, I collect these. Make great decorations for my insides if I gots guests or family over. Makes it easy to find the bathroom. Ogh, don’t even wanna talk about that one time with Uncle Liffy. Beak smelled like flowahs for WEEKS! Disgustin’!”
>Before you get off, Eris stops you for a moment. “Heeey… Did you use your powers back there to zip up my face?”
“I did? Wait… I DID! And nothing bad happened!”
>”Yet… We’ll see. But, I’m proud of you, lil’ guy.” She playfully punches you in the shoulder. “Soon enough, you’ll be almost as good as me! Almost…”
>It all ends on a happy note. Humfry cheered up and decided to let you off the hook with only finding one ‘bubble’, in exchange for letting him use your door from time to time. He even was nice enough to offer a ride if you guys needed it. Just knock on your door to the beat of La Mamba and he’d be there in a jiffy!
>You open the door and hop in with Eris, but not before she puts on a snorkel and some swimming fins. Oh boy, you can’t wait to show her your room!

>>29996522

And that's it for Chapter 6. This will be my last green posted before the hiatus. I promised I'd post the rest, so here it is. Leave any type of comments. What you liked, what you didn't like, what I did good with, what I could do better on. Don't be afraid, honestly. The worst you could do is give me cricket sounds.

Updated the pastebin with this chapter, and I hope you guys all have a nice break. We have a Discord chat for those who didn't know, so just ask for a link if you want to hop in.
Hopefully we'll be doing game nights and meetups where we discuss things and have fun.

>>29996561
whats that discord famboli also nice post

>>29996702
https://discord.gg/3v9wj

>>29995225
I did.
Two straight days

>>29996738
again?

>>29996446
Hah! Eris gets salty easily

>>29996522
Why does this Eris feels so damn suspicious? Like she will stab qt Anon on his sleep or something

>>29996561
Honestly? other than Eris being a tad too random. I can't complain about anything. The whole thing had this feeling similar to alice in wonderland where nothing makes sense for the reader and yet it makes sense in that crazy world. Even when she is random, Eris is lovely and Anon and his naiveness are adorable. I sincerly hope to see more because that little guy deserves to be happy and have happy adventures. Nice update my man.

>>29996561
will anon and eris fug?

>>29991217
Thanks for the story Erf. It was really really great. I havent been here for a while, but it was the perfect ending.

>>29994727
The best part of waking up is Erf green in my cup.
Always been a huge fan and your story was something I always looked forward to. When I saw this going down and people giving up I basically didn't read the thread until now because I knew it was going to be some heavy shit and wasn’t ready for it.

While this was going down on Sunday I was reminiscing about the magical summer of 2016 when we were rocking you, Elo, Ben, CookieSfh, and others all at the same time. It was madness and a real peak for the general.

If/When you come back I’ll be here with bells on.

Daily reminder that the only OTP's in the thread are Erf's Anon x Diamond Tiara and Ph.D. Anon x Thorax

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>>29995641
Thank you my friend. Already fixed the typos. For everyone else who hasn't read the update, here's the link!
https://pastebin.com/qCnRcxLu