>see this what do?

>>29964885
I'd wonder why I'm on Tumblr.

>>29964897
Sarcasm can't help you here, brony.

>>29964885
Click on the "reply" button and call the op that posted the picture a retard faggot thinking that anyone gives a shit.
You're a retard faggot.

>>29964885
Leeeeeet's get rooooooight into the noose!

>>29964910
>replies
>doesn't give a shit
Gotit.

>>29964885
whats a drony?

>>29964933
t. brony

>>29964885
"Twilight."
>In response, Twilight only squints her eyes and turns over on her side.
>"Mmm... Flash, just give me five more minutes," she mumbles out.
>You grab Twilight by the withers and start lightly shaking her.
You give your best impression of a customer service agent and softly say, "We're very sorry for the inconvenience, but Mr.Sentry is unavailable at this time."
>The purple pony princess of Persian pop finally begins to stir, returning to the world of the living.
>Your scornful eyes are met with two glassed purple pupils staring right back.
"Hopefully, I can still be of assistance."
>Ignoring your witty, well-crafted comment,Twilight begins to rise from the bed.
>Mane frazzled, with bags under her eyes, she yawns.
Arms crossed and with a huff, you say, "Twilight I know you love your husbando-horsebando two-in-one meal combo, but you're taking this shit to a whole new level."
>Twilight blankly stares back.
>You reach over Twilight and lift up the cardboard cut-out of human Flash Sentry.
"I would've been fine with just this. Fuck, would've been okay with you sleeping with it," you explain.
"But then you go about cutting out more Flash Sentry's and even a barbed wire fence. You don't think you're going a little overboard with this?"
>Twilight stares into space, drool starting to trail down her agape mouth as she tries to form a sentence with her charred mind.
>"You jush dun undershtand our luv," she slurs.
>"He'll luv me an' keep me safe an' sound."
>"Look at the pretty fence he built jus for meeee..."
>She turns to you with a prideful smile on her muzzle.
>You return with an unamused look.
>You sigh and start to make your way over to the door.
"We'll talk about this when you're fully sentient. Now hurry up, your pancakes are getting cold."

First attempt at proper green. Any suggestions?

>>29965160
Cool. I don't quite get it, but...

>>29964885
Add "what do?" to my filter.

>>29965160
>Any suggestions?
Continue it and lets see where it goes.

>>29965160
I like the sound of it so far.
Keep going, man. The Midnight Society is waiting for you to drop the flash powder.

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>>29964885
>getting cucked by your alternate reality self
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