How do you get past him?

>>29964527
Tell him to stop guarding her cuckshed.

>>29964551
But he's protecting his wife's honour.

>>29964551
This pretty much.

>>29964527
If he is trusted with such an important task he must be a really good fighter. I bring a large squad of ponies to overwhelm him.

>>29964527
Twily forget about him since she tasted human cock in the human world, she wants human meat

>>29964557
But you don't have a large squad of ponies that want to help, do you? If so, whom?

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I'd tell him it's a bicycle pump. Then I'd show him how it works.

>>29964527
EQG isn't canon. DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>29964527
>rape

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>>29964527
Hey bud, come check out my cat.

Follow me to the gay bath house.

>>29964567
Then I get a small squad of experienced fighters. maybe none of them alone can beat him but as a group they could bring him down.

>>29964527
Whip out my cock.
Fags literally can't resist cock.
In the event that fails, I'll show him footage from LoE depicting one of the scenes in which Twilight wants the hot pedo dick and wait for Flash to kill himself

>>29965718
calm down

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>>29964654

>>29964527
*Teleports behind him*
Heh, nothing personal, .....kid.....

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>>29964527
Wait until he's no longer used in the show.

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>>29964527
Show him this image

>>29964527
"Thank you Flash, you've done your duty diligently as always. You're relieved *salute*
>"Yes sir! Good night sir." *salute*

>Flash canters away
>climb into bed with Twily.

How is this hard?

>>29967445
Holy shit. You just made me dry-heave

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>>29967445
DELET THIS

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>>29967445

>>29967497
>>29967511
>>29967515
what is your problem? It looks pretty tasty.

>>29967445
What is that cookie getting dipped in? is there something special about the cookie itself.

>>29967445
Is that orange juice? It kinda looks like orange juice.

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>>29964527
with my determination

>>29968719
But then why would people be complaining?

>>29964527

better question, why in the hell is he in her room watching her SLEEP

i know they are all nudist horses and don't care about male or female seeing each other naked but c'mon, she is ASLEEP

you telling me he isn't thinking about sticking his mare cock where it doesn't belong? or fondling her little nipples underneath the blankets?

>>29972341
>his mare cock
I think the marecock meme has gone to far.

>>29967445
Haha, that's kinda funny. That milk is looking pretty yellow.

R-right? That's not...Oh...Oh god make it stop.

>>29973140
I think that anon forgot an 's.

>sticking his mare's cock where it doesn't belong

Flash wants to ride his princesses' marehorsemarecock all night long.

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>>29964527
This is all I need.

>>29967566
It must suck living in a poor country that doesn't even have orange juice. I'm sorry, Anon.

>>29973533
I thought it might be oj but then why are people getting mad?

>>29973637
Because they're dipping a chocolate chip cookie in orange juice. Basically it's 'wrong.' Also it's a meme. Like spilling chocolate milk.