Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #231 - Fun

>>29960260
Oh thank god there's a new thread

>>29960421
Yeah I saw it on 10 after refreshing and was in the middle of bumping, until it archived

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>>29960260
Twilight sext time green when?

>>29961817
Dammit I meant sexy

>>29960260
Too bad eveashgrove draws celestia pale as fuck

>>29961238
wew not even 7 replies

>>29962026
Hi disco

So, livestreaming Waifu Wars might have to be done on Hitbox.

Hitbox's delay is five seconds, not that bad for commentary.

I don't really have the cpu for sharing video over skype or whatever, which sucks.

>>29962393
I wouldn't mind five second delay

I'm going to try writing something soon (tonight or tomorrow morning)
just hang tight and if anyone else has something to post go ahead and do it.

>>29963397
hype

>>29962541
I don't think any commentators would.

I heard beam has some kind of little to no delay but I feel like more people would watch on Hitbox, TBQH.

I know more people would watch on Twitch but the delay there is super dumb.

You know who gets almost no love in these stories, just like in FIM? Zecora.
Sure, writing dialogue for her can be a pain, but there is something to be said about the possibilities of a human herbalist that now has access to Equestrian magic, or was working with that most elusive thing: human magic.

Stop being on page 10.

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A Hispanic student named naranja goes to Canterlot High. She is mercilessly bullied for being Hispanic. I remember this story, does a tone else? I think someone should continue this.
Naranjas face when Twilight the Sjw is one of the biggest racists

>>29966418
That story was discovered to be a self insert

T. Discord Insider.

>>29966645
I don't care. Give link

>>29966683
Google naranjita

>>29966797
>>29966645
>>29966418
hi faggot13

>>29963397
>>29960260
>"You want to come reading on the bed with me, Anon?"
>You look over at Twilight.
>She drops her robe as soon as your eyes meet hers.
>She has on some white lingerie, and the revealing kind.
>Your eyes are stuck on her hips and her cleavage.
>She smiles as you look.
>"Come to the bed, honey."
"Wh-what are we reading?"
>"Just this."
>Twilight holds up a book you already recognize as an erotic novel.
>Gee where could this be going?
>"I'm having trouble with a decision."
"And what's that?"
>"Depending on how I want to use this, would this be called a bedtime story or an instruction manual?"
>Her eyes go down to the boner in your shorts.
>You get onto the bed.
"Maybe it can be both."
>Twilight giggles and gives you a kiss on the cheek.
>Moves it to a kiss on the lips.
>You lay down together.
>Eyes are meeting and you lock your legs together as Twilight opens the book.
>You push your junk onto her waist.
>"Chapter 1. It was a warm but lonely night. And the headmaster needed someone to keep him company..."
>Twilight holds the book close to her chest so your eyes don't have to dart back and forth as far.
>If this is like the other nights, then Twi's going to do all of the reading.
>She always did. Even insisted that she did.
>"It was a little past nine at night, and the headmaster got home after a long day."
>Run your hand along Twilight's thigh.
>"He sat in his chair with a long sigh, and long equipment in his pants. The headmistress of the mansion heard his sigh. A call to love."
>With this, Twilight scoots closer and gets ready to start reading the more fun parts straight into your ear.
>As she'd be about to do other things.

>>29967562

>>29965829
Don't know about everyone else, but I have finals to study for

Was recently looking back on one of my stories, and I think I have an idea for a continuation.

>>29968495
Awesome. Go for it.

>>29967562
>"The headmistress of the mansion sat down with the headmaster and began to caress his shoulder gently."
>Twilight does what the book describes.
>Reading on.
>"The headmaster was taken away, allured by her advances. And welcomes them himself."
>You unzip the front of your pants.
>Letting Twilight dive her hand in and fish out your erect dick.
>You feel it stand up all the way after Twilight's hand grabs your shaft.
>She begins to stroke your length.
>"Mouth watering, the headmistress reached under the headmaster's clothes."
>Twilight gives you a kiss.
>You turn bright red from the arousal.
>Clenching your ass cheeks when Twilight kisses down your neck.
>Undoing your bowtie.
>Massaging your chest through your shirt.
>Damn this feels good.
>You smile and kiss Twilight a couple more times before she gets on top of you with the book still in her hand.
>"The chair became a bed. And the headmaster and the headmistress became enamored."
>Twilight sighs and gives you a french kiss as you pull her panties off her ass.
>"Their clothes just seemed to fall off of them with how into each other they were."
"Oh really now..."
>"Headmaster Anon closed his eyes and threw his head back as his mistress's tongue ran up and down his neck."
>You repeat what the book describes.
>Twilight's tongue zips up the side of your neck, getting you to flinch in pleasure a little.
>She stops at your ear with the book on the other side of your face.
>"They embraced."
>Twilight's panties fall to her knees, and her top falls to her waist.
>You feel her tits squish up against your chest as she mounts on top of you.
>"The headmaster found himself in the presence of eager advances smelling of cherries and lip gloss."

>>29968495
Please write it. We really could use some more green.
Is NaOH and WFD back yet?

I'm shooting for May 27th for the start of Waifu Wars Babbies. Would start earlier, but I'll be spending May 19th-21st at a con.

I could push to June 3rd, I guess, but with 8 weeks of shows, we'd be ending July 22nd, unless I do more than four matches a show, which could also happen, we might just do 8 a show, making it only 4 weeks, and putting that at June 24th for the ending.

>>29969435
Waiting for more
Thread plz don't die cause I got uni to worry about and won't be I my computer much

Gonna see if I can post my own greentext before the thread goes tits up

Damn, can't finish it tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

>>29973345
>>29972072
Ooh what's your story about?

>>29969906
I guess NaOH left for good until further notice.

>>29969906
Go away

Bump for more
>greens

>>29974336
Lurker here, writing something to pass the time for you lot.

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>>29881039
>The next day…
>You had down the hallway, looking for the room that the designer told you to go for.
>310… 311…
>There it is, 312.
>Let’s see on what she wants for you to try out.
>Before you do anything else, you tug on your crotch to give it some breathing room before it’s too late.
>You would have been royally fucked if you didn’t give your buddy a chance to get comfortable beforehand.
>With a sharp exhale, you grab the door handle and prepare for the worst.
>The first thing that you notice when entering the room are the countless racks scattered around, all of them holding various articles of clothing.
>”Is that my missing thimble, Sweetie? You know that I can’t finish--” She shouts out from the back of the rows of dresses and stops when she moves them aside to see you. “Oh. Well then, while my sister is looking for a crucial item, we’ll get down to business.”
>She brushes her skirt while guiding you over to a row of selected clothes, all categorized by colour.
>”Before we start, I’ll need your measurements.”
>Without a word, you nod and happily obliged by standing straight.
>”Actually, could you open your legs up? I need to see it in a more natural state.”
“Sure?” You skeptically replied.
>You shift around and do so, while she unravels her measuring tape.
>Everything seems to be going well.
>She noted down your waist, now all she needs is your length.
>As she was doing so, you felt that she was going for a different type of length.
>”Hmm, interesting.” She whispers to herself, sliding her hand around your groin.
>”Hey Rarity, I found--” A girl that looks a lot to be her sister barges in, holding up a tiny metal item in her hand. She stops herself when she looks at you, then to her sister that is kneeling down at a questionable height with a very questionable manner when she notices her hand.

>>29976021
you gonna continue or...

>>29976798
Not for a while. Might take a couple of hours. If anyone has some green, go right ahead.

>>29976798
watching shit episodes like today

>>29969906
He posted several days in a row like a week ago and then someone demanded a wall so now we're waiting again.

This is a sequel to another story but it will be more fun if you guess the context from the green.

>"You're welcome Sunset."
>Sunset Shimmer starred at her hand, as if wondering if it was real.
>Or rather, what she just saw was real...
>"Wha-what ?" She snapped out of her daze, staring straight at AJ.
>"You're welcome... Partner." the cowgirl replied while uncrossing her arm and tipping her hat to Sunset with her usual smile
>"I... what... for what ?" Sunset was still a bit jittery. What did she just see ? She touched Applejack, yes, put her hand on her arm to grab her attention because she wanted to tell her something and then saw images. Scenes.
>Memories. Those were memories.
>Of Applejack and Flash...
>"Shucks," AJ smilled "for fixing your mess girl." and walked down the corridor, Sunset too confused to follow her for a follow up.
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>Two weeks.
>It was two weeks since Applejack and Flash Sentry came to school together and holding hands to your surprise.
>Applejack was quick to announce they were going out now. The other girls were a bit surprised, perhaps worried about how Equestrian Twilight will feel, but still congratulated them. Flash, he...
>He didn't deny it. But that was it.
>Whenever AJ spoke he froze and was quiet, never interrupting her. Always listening to her instructions. Applejack became somewhat territorial, always putting herself between him and other girls and really pushing her body against his to show everyone who he belonged to.
>Not that she had to. Flash slowly stopped interacting with other girls beside you and other of Applejack's friend. It's not that he was a sleeze, he was always a nice guy and a gentleman but now he wouldn't even playfully flirt with anyone, something he did even when dating you.
>Where he used to hang out with all kind of girls around the school in the past, especially Derpy, Bon-Bon and Lyra, now he never stayed with them alone.

>>29977130
>You knew that he was going to her farm for some time now, but you though that he was hanging out with Big Mac or helping them with the harvest to earn some cash.
>You didn't think that he was going there for her.
>You rush down the corridor, empty as the classes have ended and only some of the clubs had their members stay for meetings.
>After a few minutes you catch up to Applejack and see her go into one of the bathrooms.
>"Applejack !" you exclaim as you slam your shoulder on the doors to get in
>inside, you see Applejack standing in the doors of one of the stands, looking in, before she turn to you with a surprised look on her face, but it quickly changes into her usual pleasant smile
>"What's up gal ?" she replied, closing the door and approaching you
>"What did you mean by 'my mess' earlier ?" you approach her as well and you meet in the middle of the room near the sinks
>"Hmm ? Oh, you know..." she smirks "I'm helping Flash become a real boy again."
>"Wha-?"
>"Face it partner, you left him a shell of a man. He used to be strong and in-depended but you manipulated him, broke him and then dumped him. Boys should be strong and resilient but after you all he could do is mop after any girl that showed him attention. Well, I know that you aren't like that anymore and you're my friend so I'm helping him... recover."
>There was something wrong with her.
>And with the things that you saw in her mind.
>But you didn't straight at this moment, you were both angry and sad because of what your friend said.
>"How dare-Do you even listen to yourself AJ ?! How could you say something like that to me ? And Flash was fine before he started going out with YOU !"
>Her eyes narrowed and she moved in closer, grabbing your arm.
>"Now listen here Sunset." she squeezed your arm, perhaps harder than even she though she could. You struggled, trying to get her go but her hand wouldn't budge.

>>29977171
>"Oh?" whatever she wanted to say before didn't matter now, the flash of anger that showed up on her face was replaced by a smirk.
>A smirk that froze you in place, fear making your heart double it's beats.
>"You're such a... girl." she said as she grabbed your other arm and started to push down, trying to make you go on your knees.
>"Wha-what ?" You could only stutter as any effort you put in fighting back was easily overwhelmed by her.
>"You city-girls think that everyone is equal, that you can do anything that boys can." she now towered over you, with her hands pushing my arms down, forcing you on your knees while she smiled and just looked up as if reminiscing "But gal, I grew up at a farm. I know how much weaker us girls can be, at least physically. I still could outrun Big Mac, and he's such a wimp around blood." she giggled.
>And then she looked back at you at the glare she was now giving you was even scarier than that smirk earlier.
>"But strength ? I could beat up most of the girls in school even before this, but couldn't win an arm wrestling contest against but the wimpiest boys. You don't know how it feels to watch you work just as hard as do so much more on the farm, you feel so humiliated !"
>What in the world was she going on about ?!
>"But now, now I'm the "boy" here. And boys need to be strong. That's what granny always told me, if a boy sees a girl go astray it's his duty to be a real like gentleman and help her go straight again. So, I am helping Flash get over you and Twilight and stop being such a wimpy... "girl". I will make him a REAL man again"
>With that Applejack smiled and made a proud "humph" noise, as if she just explained to you how she's going to make the world better.
>What the hell is going on with her. Did she go crazy ? Sudden compensation for deeply hidden inferiority complex ? Was she always thinking these things or...
>The magic. Did it really have some weird side effects ?
>"Applejack, you're not being yourself."

>>29977239
>"What ?" she sighs in disbelief "Sunset, can't handle some honest opinions ? I'm just trying to help." she again smirked and pulled her face closer to yours, squeezing your arms
>"AJ stop, you're hurting me ! The magic, it's doing something to you, can't you feel it."
>"I can feel that you are acting like little bitch." her voice grew colder, but she was taken aback for a moment "See what you made me say ? Tarnation, you make me so angry I will need to wash my mouth with soap. Perhaps I should start fixing you as well."
>Your mind was flooded with images again, reading AJs surface thoughs and seeing how she... pinned Flash, over and over again, each time breaking him in more, molding him to be a perfect toy for her.
>And now new images flashed before your eyes, you saw AJ using Flash as some sort of chair as if he was only an item and...
>You ? You kissing AJs feet. Her cute little toes, savoring the taste of your-No these weren't memories !
>This was what AJ was planning, her thoughts now invading your mind rather than just being read. You didn't want this, you didn't even swing that way.
>Or did you ? You could be with Flash again, and with your frien-NO!
>No ? NO !
>You didn't know what was happening - did the magic not only amplify Applejack's physical, but also mental strength to an absurd level ? Was she overwriting your thoughts ?
>Is this what going crazy feels like ?
>You were finally able to sever the connection between you, but you feel exhausted.
>Dizzy, disoriented.
>...what was going on again ?
>"Shimmer, sugarcube, don't worry. I will fix you. Teach you the Apple family values" you heard Applejack, your friend, talking to you with a reassuring voice. She picked you up from the ground, and let you to one of the stalls. She was your friend, so you let her lead you, you knew you could trust her. You saw her smile to you as she opened one of the stalls and looked inside.

>"Right... Flash ?"

>>29973557

Is gonna be about you helping SciLight sneak into school and she loses her undies.

Page 8 bump

Really hoping the new ep activity doesn't prune us.

>>29977706
That's pretty hot. Can't wait.
Also nice to see this thread is picking up again. I love how we're fighting death and winning.

Stream test on Hitbox went well again.

Course I was just screwing around on the game, made a new ring though.

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>>29977296
I like it.
>>29978500
>made a new ring though.
Oh?

>>29978391
same

>>29980282
Burst fire strikes again

>>29980282
Would you a Slav Dash?

goodnight thread, don't die in my sleep

>>29981973
I would.

And now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the mods this thread to keep,
And If it dies before I wake,
I pray this thread the archive take.

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>>29960260
>You will never go to college with Maud.

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bump

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>>29986494
Haven't had a good vampire story in a while. Any ideas?

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>>29978575
Yeah, a ring based on Luna/Tia.

>>29985655
>>29987428
Maud Pie is a vampire college student and you have to help her keep it a secret.

>>29988303
>>29987428
>>29985655
>You find Maud on her bed one night.
>She's facing away from you looking out the window.
>"Anon I need you to do something for me."
"What"
>"I need you to tie me to my bed for the night. To make sure I can't get up and move."
"What, why?"
>"Because of reasons."
>is there something she's not telling you?

Fund it!

>>29988498
>Anon thinks this monotone girl is up for kinky sexy times.
>It's was then at this moment he realized she was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

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>>29988303
>Maud goes to excavation.
>Finds ancient coffin in deep dark cave.
>Matchstick of a corpse inside.
>One archaeologist goes to get better look at it.
>It somehow takes a deep breath when he gets close.
>Everybody shitless, panicking, even Maud.
>Before anyone knows what the fuck is going on two people are already dead.
>Maud being a badass tries to fight it but gets knocked out.
>When she wakes up everybody is dead.
>The thing is seemingly gone.
>She asks herself why she is still alive.
>Why did it let her live?
>Sees a man sitting on the floor.
>He's only wearing a pair of old bloody pants.
>The same as the monster had on.
>"Good afternoon madam, my name is Anonymous, nice to meet you."


I know it's shit but fuck you I'm tired.

>>29988523
kek.

>>29960260
Bump

>>29991567
Why does Sunset look like a who in this picture?

>>29988498
>She lays down
>Some rope is next to her.
>You go to the bed and she gives you a dead serious expression.
>She really wants to do this.
>OfuckingKay.jpg
>Tie her body up.
>Your hand accidentally brushes against her tit.
>You're sweating bullets.
>Maud does nothing about it.
>What.
>Do it again half on purpose now.
>No reaction. Blank face.
>Does she want this or not? You honestly can't tell.

>>29992138
>lays down
*lies down

>>29992138
>>29992817
More?

>>29988701
it was okay I guess

Maud is pure sex.

how's it going FB? looks like all that drama starting you guys used to do left you with a dead thread huh?

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>>29994993
I'm seeing at least two writefags in here plus Wrestling Anon. Maybe you should look up what a dead thread is.

>>29995104
Maybe "dead" is too strong a word. "Ghost town" is better. Don't you agree?

>>29995234
Well this place has been a ghost town since like the beginning of 2015, with the exception of a couple of lively month or two long timeframes. And that was pretty much due to this place aging and no one else wanting to come here anymore. The meme's been outdated since around then, after all. We've been old news for years, yet we linger on.

>>29995260
But do you still cause shit like you used to?

>>29996061
I think that pretty much ended in about mid 2016 after Leman and Luci left for good.

>>29996070
Are you serious? Is it okay to come back then?

>>29996488
I guess. How long have you been gone for?

>>29996503
2 years

>>29994656
The purest

>>29993176
I'll come back tomorrow with lewd.
>>29976819
Can't wait.

>>29960260
God I love ashgove's style.

>>29987691
Nice, dude.

>>29997448
>>29992138
>She's not at all reacting to any of this.
>Just waiting for you to be done tying her up so she can sleep.
>Weird.
>"Tighter."
"What?"
>You have the rope around her arms and torso; her arms themselves looks so suppressed.
"What do you need to be tied up for if you want the ropes to be this tight?"
>Maud pauses.
>"It's complicated. All I can say is that it involves my ability to sleep in my bed."
>You're starting to get creeped out by this.
>The way she calmly said that dire sentence. As if it's no big deal.
>It's clearly a big deal if she NEEDS to be tied up.
"Why is it complicated."
>"I'm afraid that's all I can tell you."
>You shrug and continue tying her up. But that doesn't stop you from commenting a time or two.
"This is weird."
>"Yeah. I know." Maud replies. "Sometimes, things are weird."
>You let out a sigh and make sure all of the knots are perfectly sealed.
>Really starting to feel bad about this.
>Maud is literally completely restrained right now.
>You're not sure why, but it feels pretty damn odd to you. And not in a good way.
"Welp, there you go."
>"Alright."
"You sure you can't tell me the details of why you wanted to be tied up?"
>"Not really."
>Her voice is monotone but breathy.
>You start to the door.
>"Oh, and one more thing."
"Hm?"
>You turn around.
>"Can you untie me in the morning?"
>Wow, you didn't even think of that. And you honestly should have.
"Uh sure. But it's a long drive between my place and here. So uh... well when do you usually wake up anyway?"
>"Around 8."
"Well, then I can't get here until like 9. But how are you going to let me know once you get up anyway?"
>Maud pauses again.
>"Oh. I didn't think of that."
"Do you want me to just untie you now? This really doesn't seem necessary."
>"Trust me. It's absolutely necessary."
"But why, though? I don't think I can stay here all night."

>>30002762
Yay a little more green

>>30002762
Please continue this soon. I need to go to bed and can't bump till tomorrow.

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>>30006355
Bruh I had already bumped from phone deleting my post.

>>30007387
Now THIS needs a green

From boulder's perspective

>>29973864
There's a huge difference between "for good" and "until further notice."

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>>30007553

>>30007519
Unless NaOH himself comes forth and states otherwise, I can damn well assume he's not coming back. We've already lost shit tons of other writefags in this same way including Waid and NONE of them came back thus far. Which sucks, but it's true.

>>30007654
Yeah but he periodically has dead periods, some of which are weeks at a time.

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>>29976021
>Rarity turns around and doesn’t hesitate when getting up.
>”I was measuring, Sweetie Belle!”
>”Sure…” She lightly responds to Rarity’s rapid excuse.
>”I was!” She almost shouted out when marching over.
>”I wasn’t denying it. At least lock the door or something.”
>Rarity snatches the thimble out of her hand and pushes her outside. She slams the door and locks it.
>”There. Where were we?”
“I’m sure you have my measurements, so let’s get this over with.”
>”But darling, I still need some time to get the exact--”
“Just bring out your inventory, I have to be somewhere later.”
>”Oh.” She was taken aback by your sudden interruption. “I suppose we can go along with just the waist size for now.”

>After some mismatched tryouts and one hour wasted away with different shirts, pants, and some bizarre exceptions, you were done and parted ways with her.
>”Wait!” She stops you to hand you a slim fit dress shirt. “From our agreement. It even suits you, if you’re ever in the mood to go out with a certain someone.” She teasingly adds on.
“Thanks.”
>And with that, you leave the room, taking one last look at her before you close the door. She was partially distraught by your blankless appreciation.

>Half an hour later, Norman meets up with you at a boba tea lounge in downtown.
>”So, how’d it go?” He asks when sipping some sort of blended cereal milkshake.
“It went well. It was weird and a bit awkward, but it went well.”
>”How was it weird?”
“Her sister walked in when she was trying to get a feel on me.”
>He almost choked on his milkshake when he heard the last part of your sentence.
>”Hold on, did you just say that?”
“Yeah. She was trying to get some measurements, but was actually trying to get around there.”
>”No wonder why that you’re wearing those awful jeans once more.” He chuckles out.

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>>29976819
>Might take a couple of hours
>4 days later >>30008195

Kek, nice to see you again Fifty.

>>30008195
I'm liking this.

>>30003055
>>30004975
I'll continue as soon as I can. I'm not done yet either.

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Has anyone done a mayor mare story?

>>30009885
If this thread is still here I'll try one tomorrow. Will prolly only be like 3 posts max but I'll give it a go.

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>>29966418
I'm supposed to do a sequel of it if I ever come back from the grave.

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>>30011459
Hol up. There is a sequel iirc about immigrants or something like that.

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>>30011474
*Shrugs*
All I know is Sad asked me to write a sequel to it.
Guess I should look into whether there already is one, lol.

>>30011499
Snazzy.

>>30011499
Rip Anon.

>>30010747
Oh cool sounds great

>>30011499
I missed it, do it again.

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>>30010747
Neat

>>30014593
I want to sit on a bench with Lyra.

>>30008195
More?

>>30009885
>>30010747
>”Graffiti again, Mr. Mous?”
>You’re sat down in the chair opposite of that of Mayor Mare.
>The two guards stand by the door, tall and muscular under their suits.
>Implying you’re going to try to run away.
>”Mr. Mous, answer me.”
“I was gonna expand it into something more art-like! Like how some building artists beautify the city with portraits of famous people like-“
>”You drew a giant erect penis on the front of the city bank.”
>You pause.
“H-hentai is art…” You trail off.
>Mayor Mare raises an eyebrow at you.
“Just look on the internet! I’m telling the truth!”
>”I didn’t have you sent here to hurl excuses in my direction.” Mayor Mare tells you. “Are you going to try and file an appeal or not? Is that not why you came here?”
“That is my appeal!”
>”No, it’s an excuse. And pretty shitty one at that.”
>The guards by the door start inching their way out at the instance of their mayor raising her tone and using stronger words.
>They know what’s next.
“What, you got something against dicks?” You shrug and peer out the window.
>”I have something against them being drawn on the front of the city bank, yes. That isn’t art, it’s vandalism. Because it’s obscene.”
“Well I-” You’re at a loss for words.
>You sigh, and slump down in the comfy chair.
“I really don’t know what to say.”
>”You do realize you’ll be the one to clean it up, right?”
>You knew she was going to say this. You already saw this coming. That appeal was never going to work.
“So no appeal, then?” You give it one last shot upon thinking about it.
>”Nope. I’m afraid either you’re going to clean it up, or you’ll have to pay the full expenses for the state to clean it up.”
>Nether of those sound like something you want. But, shit, it’s the law.
>You’re the one who fucked up after all… by expressing yourself.

>>30017663
>”So which one are you going to choose?” Mayor Mare signals for her guards to leave the room.
>They leave, having checked your entire person for harmful objects anyway. But you still find it a little odd that they actually left a civilian alone in the room with the Mayor.
>”Mr. Mous?”
>The doors are locked.
>”Mr. Mous!”
“I’ll pay for it!” You realize that you’d rather put yourself in financial debt than do manual labor for days on end.
>Mayor Mare grins as she looks at you. “Excellent.”
>The way she said that was a little creepy.
>”So… what money do you have for this? Hmm?”
>You remember that the door is locked.
“Well, um, I didn’t really think about that.”
>”Oh don’t you worry about that.” She responds. “I’m sure you’ll come up with the funds. Even if you don’t have enough right now.”
>All you can think about the lack of limits a person like Mayor Mare has when they’re in power. They can get people to bend in all sorts of ways.
“So… what do you want me to do?”
>She leans back in her chair. “I need you to… find something for me.”
>So much for someone who automatically sees penises as obscene. You can sense something above the rules in her tone. It tells you a little about what her intentions are.
>”Let me guess, you want a way to get out of the payment, right?”
“Y-yeah…”
>She probably thinks this is something that would be out of your comfort zone.
>Little does she know that this is something you’ve secretly dreamt about for a while.
>Her finger beckons for you to come over.
You stand up and walk around the desk to where Mayor Mare sits. You could feel the vibe of loneliness radiating from her side of the desk alone.

>>30017668
>”Look down.” Mayor Mare’s finger points down to right in front of her waist.
>Right in front of her knees.
>The finger points straight to the drawer in the desk.
>”You see that?” She asks.
“What is it?”
>”DURR IT’S A DESK.”
“But what about the desk?”
>”The lock to the drawer has never been opened before. And I don’t have the key.”
“…What?” Your eyes grow hopeful. This is the moment you’re been hoping for.
>Mayor Mare slaps a piece of old paper onto the surface of her desk.
>It’s a map.
>A treasure map.
>”The key to this desk is holy and sacred, and this map leads to it. My current administration has not been able to find it ever since I was elected.”
>You shit yourself with excitement and do three back flips into the air.
“YES! OH MY GOD!” Your voice knocks over a lot of the stacked cups on the desk. “My journey has begun.”
>”Anon Y. Mous. I send you on the venture to find and retrieve the holy key to the city.”
>You’re bouncing off the walls.
“Woohoo!”
>And it was at that point where your adventure began.
>Jump out of the window and land on a car to begin your quest.
>The wind sheild shatters and you die on impact.
Fin.

>>29969435
More

>>30017675
Like this if you cry every time.

>>30017675
That was really good

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>>30017675
I know exactly how to feel right now.

>>30017675
Bad end

>>30011520
Must be hard to run fast with those huge titties.

>>30017675
Did not see that coming

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>>30017675
Leaked Time After Time rewrite.

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>>30021223
i miss his art

>>30021236
Me too

>>30017456
>>30011520
I wanna watch AJ and RD wrestle

>>30022272
WWE or Kinnikuman?

>>30022286
...the latter?
though wwe would be fucking great

>>30021223
God I love the way jj draws tits

>>30007970
True

>>30021223
>You never hotdog Spitfire while she is wearing her suit.
>You will never fuck Spitfire's tits.

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I'll try to write some green tomorrow. Good job keeping thread bumped yall

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>>30026368
>you will never stealth anal with sonata in a virgin killer sweater at a dinner party while she sings to everyone

>>30028495
I may just be a humble goblin assassin, but how could you possibly be that stealthy?

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>>30029141
Styx?

>>29969435
there needs to be more of this

>>30029198
Who?

>>30030372
Main character of underrated vidja Styx Master og shadows.

>>30029141
Maybe by being chrysalis and being on the form of her sweater
>>30026989

Anyone else notice how slow almost the whole board has been in the past week?

>>30032654
My theory is that shitposters are driving away people who just enjoy discussing the show.

>>30032654
>>30032941
mods would rather perpetuate shitposting than do their jobs? whaat?

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>>30032941
My guess was that the ones in uni have finals to complete. I just finished mine a day or two ago.

>>30032343
The name on the box gave me a chuckle

>>30008195
I always loved that pic of Rarity

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>>30038167
Kill yourself "The Criminal"

Go back your husbando conan

>>30017675
Heh

Arrgh, who still be actively writing?

Just doing my yearly checkup

>>30041152
>AlexanderGrey
>FiftyShadesofYellow
>NaOH (maybe)

They are apparently the only three left. Everyone else who has ever written in this general has moved on.

Why is this thread so damn slow? The Humanized Thread got almost as many replies in two days as we in ten days. Can we get a bit more image dumping/art discussion going on in here?

>>30041528
All the threads I'm in are really slow. And most of them are human related. I heard a couple of them talking about waiting until the eqg specials before making new threads. What's really shitty is that we had a lot of people doing stuff here less than a month ago. And it all stopped out of nowhere for literally no reason. It's like the damn plague hit or something. And now everyone's too busy with other shit to reverse this and now we're only getting like ten posts a day.

>>30041680
>>29976907

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Really hope there's gonna be some other bumpers for the next 9 hours or so cause I'm goin to bed. Won't mind a discussion though.
>>30041528
I want to talk more about going to college with Maud. I think she'd be the perfect roommate because she's quiet and doesn't have much other things to clutter the room than rocks. Plus she's a girl, so that leads to other good things. What do you think?

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>>29969906
>>29973864
>>30007654
>>30007970

Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>>2987842

>”Ah right, how was she?”
“Not good, but not bad either. Those animals stabbed her in the back.”
>Sunset gasps.
“Fortunately she’s doing okay. The worst has already happened…”
>Sunset lets out a relieved sigh.
“I’m telling you Sunny, you never know what those guys will be up to next, and the police is doing nothing about them!”
>Sunset agrees with you.
>”All they’re doing is trying to track down the Canterlot Maniac on request from Mayor Marey!”
“W-what?”
>”The Mayor asked the Police Department to investigate if there are some clues on the killer, some speculate that he’s actually a secret organization, like the one in Mareami? You should know about that stuff Anon.”
>You pretend to know about them and give an affirmative answer.
>”But I don’t think that’s the case, I feel like…there’s only one guy involved.”
“Really? Why’s that?”
>”Dunno, whatever reason he has to commit those atrocities must be either pretty selfish or…just plain nice.”
>You weren’t expecting to hear that.
>”I mean, he got Derpy out of that awful situation alive and well, he didn’t let them lay a finger on her, I only hoped he had gotten to that building earlier to save that little girl before, you know…”
>You wish you didn’t waste so much time driving around in your car.
>Poor girl didn’t deserve such a cruel treatment.
>”And did you know about the Wichita Gardens incident? There were like, bodies in acid tubs and loooots of drugs! The Canterlot Maniac just destroyed everything!”
>You really hate that nickname.
“Wow, you’re speaking quite well of that guy. Sounds like you have a crush on him,” you mockingly say.
>”Eeewww what? No way Anon! Are you insane?”

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>>30042037

>Sunset Shimmer shows you a picture of a yellow press website.
>It depicts explicit pictures of the first massacre you commited.
>”The guy is clearly messed up! I hope the cops get him and…dunno, give him a life sentence or two?”
“What?! You can’t be serious Sunset…”
>”Uhh, I actually am. Would you let that guy roam our streets?”
“Come on…would you rather have Silver Fang and his pricks dealing drugs and kidnapping young girls roam our streets instead? I feel that guy is doing a great job at taking out the trash.”
>Sunset raises an eyebrow.
>”A-are you serious? Like…Anon, he KILLED people. According to CNN he has killed about 130 people…”
>Spewing bullshit as always CNN, you think to yourself.
“So? It’s not like he killed innocent teens that didn’t do nothin…”
>”WOW Anon, I literally can’t…are you like? WOW! You are just as heartless as that monster!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWB8qdINdoI
“What?! Listen to yourself Sunset! Just fucking think about Derpy before you spout that dumb shit you just said!”
>Sunset takes a few steps back.
>”A-Anon?”
“Whatever the guy did in that building got Derpy and the other girls as well out safe and sound! I can’t fucking believe you! Imagine what would’ve happened to our friend if he hadn’t gotten her out! Holy shit…he even risked his own life! How can you even say he’s selfish…”
>Sunset remains silent.

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>>30042048

”Imagine yourself in that little girl’s place. Just picture that image for a couple of seconds. And then imagine THIS-” you say as you snatch her smartphone out of her hand to show her the pic of of the fat man you annihilated, “-greasy, sweaty lardass on top of you, doing unspeakable things to you!”
>Sunset looks away in shame.
>You sigh.
“Sunset, you couldn’t even bear the idea of Snips taking a pic of your undies and selling them to the guys at school. Because that was so ‘depraved and scandalous’ to you. Imagine what Derpy had to endure…I don’t care how the guy got her out, but I’m glad he got her out safe.”
>You grab some pizzas that your coworkers left on the counter.
”If you excuse me, I’ll have to deliver these. I’ll be right back.”
>You’re so fucking angry.
>Spilling worthless scumbags’ blood apparently makes you literally worse than anything in the world.
>If you get caught, there’s no way in hell your friends won’t turn their backs on you.
>Makes you feel you’re risking your life for nothing.
>You picture all of your friends disgusted by you after learning you were the one behind the killings.
>Your morals are twisted, but you know you are doing the right thing.
>Now you have to be extra careful…because the police, the gang, and the media are on your tail.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedWwsemmsA

>Sunset’s Affection: +30
>Moondancer’s Affection: +50
>Dark Blood’s attention: +30
>Silver Fang’s attention: +40
>Police attention: +40 [Felon]
>Media attention: +70 [Deranged and possibly racist]

>RANK: C+
>Play Style: Coward.

>>30041691
Fuck off shill

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>>30042066

>The next day.
>Lunch time.
>”ARE YOU INSANE?!” Rainbow angrily yells at you.
“No? You don’t have to shout you know…people are watching you.”
>”Nope, there’s no way I’m letting Gilda in my team!” She crosses her arms.
“You mean our team.”
>”You don’t play in it! I am the captain of the team and what I say is definite!”
“Come on,” you say with a laugh, “give her a chance. Who knows? You might end up befriending her again!”
>”You don’t know anything about her or me Anon! Stop pretending you know everything about us!”
“Well, I won’t have to do that if you tell me what went wrong between the two of you.”
>Rainbow looks at Gilda, sitting on her own at a very far away spot in the cafeteria.
>When Gilda notices Rainbow, she proudly looks away to piss her off.
>”Forget it Anon! It was bad enough to see her once again in Canterlot High, I ain’t telling you what happened back when we were little!”
>You sigh.
“Fine…then I’ll gently ask Fluttershy here.”
>”Oh my…” She says.
>”Don’t even dare telling him anything Fluttershy!”
>Fluttershy looks at you and then at Rainbow, and at you once again, and then at Rainbow.
>”I can’t take this anymore!” She says before fainting in your arms.
“Whoops…”
>”Nice…look at what you did Anon!”
>Instead of arguing with Rainbow you help Fluttershy regain consciousness.
“Rainbow, I just want to help the poor girl out. She really needs that sports scholarship!”
>”Why?”
“You do know her mom has cancer, don’t you?”
>Her eyes go wide, and so do all of your friends’ eyes.
>”I-I didn’t know…”
>You turn your head and look at the rest of your friends trying to enjoy their meal.
“And you girls probably don’t know the poor girl has been into deep stuff lately, she’s made a mistake by joining Silver Fang’s gang.”
>”Wait a sec…h-how do you know all of this Anon?” Rarity asks, dumbfounded.

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>>30042079

>”Why I oughta-” Applejack raises her hand to give you a slap, and while you close your eyes and grit your teeth to be ready for her slap, she stops her hand halfway through before hitting your face, “…congratulate you Anon.”
>You let out a relieved sigh.
“Why that’s the cutest thing you could ever do for her!” She says, trying to calm herself down, “but how did you know all of this Anon?”
>You tell your six friends the whole picture.
>Fluttershy and Gilda, then your locker-room raid with Rainbow, informing VP Luna your findings, Luna’s stabbing, your visit to the hospital, Luna’s story about Gilda, and how and why you got Gilda out.
“That’s it…”
>”Wait a sec Anon…” Rainbow says, “how did you get the money to pay for her fine? 5k is a lot of money!”
>You shrug.
“My dad was kind enough to help me with that. I’ll pay him later with the money I make working at the pizza parlor.”
>”You won’t…make her pay her bailout?”
“Nah, she really needs all the money she can get her hands on. Good and clean money! That cancer treatment she gets for her mom is quite expensive”
>Applejack looks somewhat proud of you.
>”Woowhee, ain’t ‘cha quite the gentleman Anon?” she compliments you, “you work hard all day every day thinking about others.”
“Oh hehe, Applejack please…you’re embarrassing me.”

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>>30042092

“Oh hehe, Applejack please…you’re embarrassing me.”
>”Wait a sec Nonny, aren’t you afraid she might end up rejoining Silver Fang’s gang?” Pinkie Pie says.
“It’s not very likely to happen…he forsook his own girlfriend in a tight cell. She must hate his guts right now.”
>”Either way you shouldn’t really trust her much Anon,” Rainbow Dash says, “I know you’re trying to help her out, but…she only thinks of herself.”
“I don’t think so Dash, even with all the abuse she had to endure from her stepdad she still thinks and cares of her mother first, she’s actually quite selfless!”
>Rainbow just remains silent and keeps eating her lunch.
“Look, she might act tough, but I’m pretty sure she’s a complete softie in the inside, just like a certain person I know…”
>Rainbow Dash looks embarrassed.
>”S-shut up Anon!”
>All of friends giggle at Rainbow Dash.
“So, what do you say Rainbow? Will you help an old friend out?”
>”I…ugh, okay fine! She can join the team! BUT on one and only one condition, and if you say no then forget it!”
“Hmm?”

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>>30042098

“Hmm?”

>Hours later, after soccer practice.
“Man. I didn’t agree to be your coach for this…”
>”Ooohh, right there coach,” Sandy Lemon says, “My neck really hurts…”
“I know, holy smokes…how do you like the massage?”
>”Your fingers are incredible coach! Whoops, if Midnight Bell heard me say that he’d kick your butt.” She says with a laugh.
>You have a new position in this team.
>Apart from being their coach…
>”Anon, can you help me?” Derpy says, “I can’t find my shoes!”
“In a minute Derps.”
>Rainbow Dash laughs at you.
>”So Anon, how are you liking your new job…as our equipment manager?”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
“Rainbow Dash…you evil but sexy bitch. I’ll get you for this…”
>”Yeah yeah whatever.” She says with a smug grin on her pretty face, “Listen, we’re gonna take a shower-”
>Rainbow grabs a bag full of your team’s sportswear.
>”Remember to wash our clothes for tomorrow’s practice okay?”
>You sigh.
>”See ya!”
>Rainbow Dash enters to the shower room, and so does the rest of the team.
”Could life be any worse?” You say to yourself.

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>>30042110

>”Yeah, it could…” A voice calls from behind.
“Oh, hey Gilda…”
>”Look, I don’t know what’s up with you and your strange obsession with helping me out. Whatever it is it won’t make me change my mind about you.”
>You grab the large bag and carry it on your right shoulder.
“We’ve been over this haven’t we? Relax Gilda. I just want the school to be normal and at peace once again.”
>”Yeah right…I’m not a fool Anon, and let me warn you. I’ll be watching you.”
>Gilda grabs a cigarette out of her backpack and lights it.
>You snatch it from her fingers and throw it to the floor.
“Read the sign G. It says: No Smoking.”
>”Grr…”
“Go ahead and take a shower with the rest of the girls.”
>”I’ll shower at home, there’s no way I’ll shower in the same room as Rainbow Dash.”
“Jeez, I only suggested that, it’s not like I asked you to scrub her back.”
>”Whatever…I’m going home, see ya loser.”
>You sigh and take a look at your watch.
>You have to leave for work or you’ll be late!
>You hear Rainbow Dash laughing from the shower room.
>[“Can you believe him? I asked Anon to be our equipment manager in exchange of letting Gilda in the team, and the madman actually did it!”]
>Rainbow you asshole!
>Well, two can play this game…
>You open RD’s locker and grab her casualwear clothes she left inside of it.
>Let’s see if she likes going around the school wearing only a towel.
>You’ll leave a little note on her locker and then leave with a big smile on your face.

______________
Will continue later.

>>30042123
Your sorry ass is finally back.

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>>30008195
“Pfft.” Scoff at him. “I just want to bury these jeans under all of the clothes that I never use in the very back of my closet. At least I will never have to--”
>”Heya Nonny!” A pink girl jumps out of nowhere.
>She looks awfully familiar, almost as if she was one of those girls that was back at the bleachers the other day.
“Do I know you?”
>”Of course not! My name’s Pinkie Pie, and I wanted to invite you over to help me make some pies!”
“I’m not so sure if I want to.” You uncomfortably respond to her idea.
>”You sure? I’ll bake you the sweetest, tastiest pie of your choice!’
>Homemade sweets? How can you say no?
“Alright, you got me.”
>”Ohhh! I just know that we’re going to have a great time!” She pulls out a napkin from the dispenser on the table and pen out of the back of her skirt. “There you are!” She hands it over to you. “Head over after school, the sooner the better!” She gleefully says when heading off.
>”Wear something that you wouldn’t mind getting messy in!” She yells out when heading out of the restaurant.
>Norman looks over, raising an eyebrow.
>”Well that was… strange.”
“See? Something tells me it has to do with these accursed jeans.” You point at the shitty fabric wrapped around your legs.
>”What do you have to complain about? Two chicks are interested in you!”
“Yeah, but they aren’t my type.”
>”Well, what is your type, anyways?”
>You smirk before taking a sip out of your vanilla milkshake.
>”Cheeky cunt.”
“You’ll just have to find out.”
>”Can I at least guess?”
“Sure, but I won’t break that easily.”
>He groans.
>”I’ll get a list.”
“Make it right now, I have all the time in the world, as of right now.”

>>30008268
>>30009831
>>30016423
More later. It's been busy for the last few days, I'll try to get on something to write once in a while for you lot.

Also, is anyone else getting a "connection error" when posting?

>>30042123
good to see you back writefriend

>>30042123
>Will continue later.
Define "later"

>>30042178
Yes, if you are doing a big green dump you can't quick post via the post number.

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>>30043819
How can she play soccer well when she's clearly drunk?

>>30046420
you obviously haven't played Drunk Soccer before

>>30046712
You've obviously never been drunk before.

Good night thread.

>>30042048
>Spewing bullshit as always CNN
based spick

>>30042123
>later
see you in a month Maricón

>>30043760
The next time we get time off from the wall. That shit is big yo.

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>>30048197
Keep saying that. NaOH does come back when you say that

>>30048241
>implying

>>30048127
Goodnight from me too

>>30048241
Two is so cute in that pic.

>>30026989
the thumbnail looks like pregnant

>>30041038
I want Green/Grey to rewrite that Trixie story without Anon so he will do a lewd scene without it not being real.

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>>30042123
>leaving a note
This won't blow up in his face, right?

>>30051877

It has begun.

Here's the card though for the stream.

List of Waifu Wars Matches for Saturday's preview:

Spitfire vs Lightning Dust

Vinyl and Octavia vs Bon Bon and Lyra Heartstrings

Bulk Biceps vs Big McIntosh

Sunset Shimmer and Sonata Dusk vs Starlight Glimmer and Trixie

Exploding Ring Deathmatch:
Berry Punch vs Maud Pie

Tornado Tag:
Queen Chrysalis and Discord vs Princess Celestia and Princess Luna

Elements of Harmony Battle Royal:
Twilight Sparkle vs Rainbow Dash vs Rarity vs Applejack vs Pinkie Pie vs Fluttershy

Babbies Qualification Match - 2 out of 3 falls:
Adagio Dazzle vs Aria Blaze

Anon refs it all as Spike has been left in a closet to learn how to count better.

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>>30052211
IT'S TIME

>>30052211
Oh boy, chaos!

>>30052211
Fuck yes

>>30042123
This update was great. The conversation with Sunset especially. Anon seems to be gaining a bit of eloquence in his arguments, even if his disposition still leaves a bit to be desired.

Is he actually getting less crazy, or just more cautious? I didn't think this game worked that way =P

>>30017675
Plot twist: it was the key to her chastity belt

>>29966418
Id read that

Too many bumps

>>30017675
>>”DURR IT’S A DESK.”
Stellar dialogue there

Stupid question, but uhm. Do any of these stories have boys that have foreskin?

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>>30060073
>Do any of these stories have boys that have foreskin?
>mfw

>>30060073
Is this some new generation of bait?

>>30061548
>In that moment, Rarity felt something entirely new to her, something that shook her to her core.
>This wasn't supposed to happen, not to someone as young as her.
>It was always such a distant concern; something that happened to other people.
>But it was dawning on her that only the lucky few beat the odds of it happening, and her die had been cast against her favour.
>Her hand, pressed against her chest, shook with the implication of what it had discovered.
>A lump.

>>30062101
Dude...

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>>30062101
WTF M9!?

>>30062101
I mean, isn't it good to find one as soon as you can, rather than not noticing?

>>30062582
The general rule is to check your breasts/balls once a week, or twice a month or something. I check my balls once or twice a week.

>>30063189
>>30063722
come on shit lords

>>30062582
Definitely better if it's detected early - survival rates, and all that - but the existential dread of realising your mortality that comes with discovering that you even might have cancer is something that stays with you for the rest of your life. Not to mention the physical toll that treatment takes on your body, possibly leaving you weak and scarred. Even if the treatment works, and it goes into remission, the spectre of potential relapse or metastasis haunts you.

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>>30015525
>She's right there next to you!
>With a twist in your legs, you shiver around in your seat, waiting for something else to be said.
>Silence for minutes. Figures.
>It isn't long before your gut tells you to stand up and leave in a subtle fit of awkwardness you hope she won't notice.
>"Hey."
>Say something back now, damn it! Don't you dare stand up now!
"Hiya."
>The old bench creaks as Lyra Heartstrings leans back and relaxes herself.
>Say something else, you idiot... she's waiting.
"It's really warm out here."
>"I think so too." Lyra answers after a pause.
>This is pretty much how the conversation starts off and goes for the next several minutes.
>You're not even paying attention to the central topic; all you know is that it soon turned to how dumb the school rules are.
>"And the dress code too." Lyra complains. "I don't know why they want us to even cover up our shoulders. It's so dumb. What's a fricken shoulder going to do, anyway?"
"I used to wonder that before I stopped caring."
>You were almost cut off in mid sentence amid feeling Lyra scoot right up against you.
>"You know, if the school ruled knew what really distracted me, they would have everyone wear gloves."
>Make a confused look towards the ground as though you weren't nervously facing away from her.
"What?"
>"I really, really like hands, you see."
>...
"Ah... I see..."
>You can hear that Lyra's breathing has gotten a little louder. There's something about her own awkward nature that almost enamors you.
>Makes you uneasy but in a good way.
"Why do you like hands so much?"
>She hesitates to answer. Then doesn't answer your question altogether.
>"Can you do me a favor?"
"What's that?"
>"Something with your hands..." Lyra pulls away the collar of her shirt on each side to expose her shoulders. "Do you wanna rub my shoulders? With your... hands?"

>>30066025
More?

Bump for more please

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>>30065925
I know that feel too well.

>>30066025
Continue

>>30068380

C'mon thread you can do it

>>30067385
>Pinkie Pie tries to turn her legs into wings to fly

I'm posting this to bump the thread, but also to help give some publicity to another thread on /mlp/ which can be found here >>30041720 →

The OP of that thread would really appreciate it if you could take a moment check it out and take the poll that they've made. You can find more information about it in the thread itself. Even if you don't want to take the poll, you can help out by using this copypasta whenever you bump a thread on /mlp/ until May 14th, after which point the poll will close. Please only use this copypasta if you were otherwise going to bump a thread without contributing content to prevent spam.

Just thought I should post it, anyway I'm thinking of taking writefagging up again, any suggestions?

About 12 hours 20 minutes till the preview gets streamed live.
>>30052211 has the card.

>>30071536
Hmm how about something with rarity

>>30074231
This. I need one.

>>30074231
>>30074513

>Oh this is a disaster.
>You run about the room as you try and get things ready.
>Your hair's still a mess, and you haven't even got your outfit on.
>It's not like you to be late.
>Well, maybe a little.
>No, you are fashionably late.
>But you don't want to be late this time.
>And the cab arrives in fifteen minutes.
>As you straighten out your hair, a sudden thought pops in your head.
>You haven't got a date for the party!
>You knew you were forgetting something.
>With all the dresses you're trying to make, and getting ready for the party, you completely forgot about your date.
>Hurriedly, you brush your hair down and apply spray, then brush a bit more.
>You can't go by yourself, you'd look out of place.
>Not to mention all the ruffians that come out at night.
>A sophisticated lady like you needs a true gentleman on her arm.
>You glance out of the window.
>Someone who knows how to dress well.
>You look down as Anonymous walks by.
>Maybe someone who looks good in a suit...
>Then it hit's you like a frying pan to the face.
>Anonymous!
>He's almost always wearing a smart suit, and he looks good with it too.
>It's almost like he was made to look good in a suit.
>Of course he can be a bit scruffy, but that won't stop now!
>You open the window wide and wave to him.
>"Oh Anonymous, could you be a dear and help me with my...predicament?"
>You bat your eyelashes at him, as he just stands there scratching his head.
>It's not exactly rocket science now is it.
>He shrugs and mumbles a reply.
>"okay"

eh, continue?

>>30074812
I'm digging it so far, yes do continue.

>>30074973
Alright, I'll see what I can come up with after work. Don't expect much though,

>>30075044
It's no problem. Even one post is enough for me.

1 hour, 45 minutes till the Waifu Wars Preview gets streamed.

>>30077628
soon?

>>30078410
Going to probably go live in a few minutes on the stream, but not doing much.

https://derpy.me/dN0IH is the link of the stream.

>>30079076

Matches done:
Spitfire vs Lightning Dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEN6NDu8YBM

Vinyl and Octavia vs Bon Bon and Lyra Heartstrings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TB8rSs2XdA

Bulk Biceps vs Big McIntosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmWUAhw5kII

Sunset Shimmer and Sonata Dusk vs Starlight Glimmer and Trixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcG1mWin6_o

Exploding Ring Deathmatch:
Berry Punch vs Maud Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvBBPIoLdr4

Tornado Tag:
Queen Chrysalis and Discord vs Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Z1MrQY7DM

Elements of Harmony Battle Royal:
Twilight Sparkle vs Rainbow Dash vs Rarity vs Applejack vs Pinkie Pie vs Fluttershy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAEBvT3Kbqo

Babbies Qualification Match - 2 out of 3 falls:
Adagio Dazzle vs Aria Blaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r21lU1F4s0o

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>>30080064
nice

Still waiting on that NaOH update

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Goodnight thread

>>30074812
Its good please continue

Babbies Groups Fully Confirmed for Waifu Wars:
Group A:
Rarity
Octavia
Berry Punch
Princess Cadance

Group B:
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
Bon Bon
Treehugger

Group C:
Princess Celestia
Derpy Hooves
Adagio Dazzle
Spitfire

Group D:
Applejack
Sonata Dusk
Maud Pie
Lyra Heartstrings

>>30081196
>Still waiting on that NaOH update
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yDqP42A7FkE

>>30081196
Then get lost

>>30083452

>>30081315
Goodnight anon

>>30082514
I love how you made so many of the characters and not just the m6 or something. Keep it up.

>>30082514
Aw yeah, looking forward to it.

>>30091064
I am also, especially commentating it all.

>>30086678
Thanks, I wanted to try to cover not only the regular characters but as much as I can with the regular league and the babbies.

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bump

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>>30093413

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>>30094021

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Okay, I'll try to get some green in by tomorrow. Work's been heavy.

>>30089975
plum

Here's the list of 5/27's matches for Waifu Wars Babbies:

Group A:
Rarity vs Octavia
Berry Punch vs Princess Cadance

Group B:
Trixie vs Starlight Glimmer
Bon Bon vs Treehugger

Group C:
Princess Celestia vs Derpy Hooves
Adagio Dazzle vs Spitfire

Group D:
Applejack vs Sonata Dusk
Maud Pie vs Lyra Heartstrings

>>30095604
slump?

>>30095608
>Trixie vs Starlight
Oh fuck

>>30095608
A: Rarara & Cadance
B: Trixie & Bon
C: Derpy & Spitfire
D: Sonata & Maud

>>30097472
A qt

>>30096792
I have this weird feeling that Adagio is gonna go nowhere.

So, my dumb butt should probably type what probably will be part of the next wave of additions, from most likely to least likely.

Lightning Dust(Already Done)
Limestone Pie(Already Done)
Shadowbolts(Indigo Zap and Lemon Zest are done, not sure how many should be involved, not too many though)
Coco Pommel(Already Done)
Zecora(Not made)
Gilda(Gonna be pretty unique, not made)
Our Town Females(Not sure if any of them are popular enough, maybe Sugar Belle now, and Night Glider is there too)
Marble Pie(Unsure in general about her)

Course, that's just my ideas right now that I have, and I'm not thinking of much more.

Page 9 bump

>>30099271
Sweet, can't wait to see

Page 1 bumo

eh

page 10

>>30094953
>>30002762
>"You can't?"
"No, not really. I have things to do."
>You expect Maud to come up with another reason to be tied up.
>But she doesn't say anything else.
>Still a blank face, but you can sense her confusion.
"But who's gonna get you in the morning?" You suddenly ask.
>Maud pauses again and thinks to herself.
>"Oh. I guess your right."
>She looks down to the ropes.
>"You want to untie me now, I guess?"
"Alright."
>Maud sighs after you untie her.
>Stands up.
"You need me to do anything else?"
>"...Not really, I guess."
"But why did you want to go through all of the trouble of being tied up and all. You can tell me, I won't tell anyone."
>"It's nothing important. Promise."
"Mmmkay"
>You wave goodbye for the day and head off into the evening.
>Confused as hell about what just happened.
>You want to know what it was so badly.
>But you can't really do anything about it now that you're home and she's still at her place.

>You don't see maud again until lunchtime three days later.
>She's sitting alone at a table.
>Looking tired.
>You automatically think it's because she didn't get any sleep last night.
>The ropes come back to mind.
"Hey."
>"Oh. Anon. Hey."
"How're things?"
>You already walked up to her.
>She can tell that you're too curious to be just saying hello.
>Maud sighs.
>"I've been, doing okay. During the day." She says.
>That would have been the end and you walked away, until she says something else.
>"Can I admit something?"
>You turn around and not walk away.
"Is it about-"
>"Yes. It's about the ropes." Maud pulls out a chair. "Come sit with me."

Sorry for being dead and stuff. I'll try to post more soon.

>>30099271
Can't wait to see the gilda one.

>>30103745
I admit, I have to do a fair bit of digging.

And I keep thinking to mohawk her.

>>30099271
Also I forgot to list Ember as well.

>>29960260
I just found out that one of the new eqg specials aired in poland. Someone even added english subs. I would watch it, but i'm thinking of waiting for the english airing to hear the real voices.

Anyone have any idea when that will be?

>>30106788
I don't know either, and I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

>>30106788
Around July/August I think, I'm not certain though.

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I want bump with something of my artwork.
I, whatched that more people than usual disliked it and do not know why?
something to improve?

>>30111397
I'd say that the nose is maybe a little too defined, as in has too much detail and kind of throws off everything about the face. But that's only my guess, though. It could very well be something else too. I don't know much about art, so you should go asking around in other places for advice. Maybe the drawfag improvement thread. They should definitely be able to clear things up and help you.

>>30109053
Huh, that's not that far

>>30112657
Kinda is to me. I don't have much going on in my life.