>die >wake up in 'Equestria' >see this What do?

Ask them how they got to Equestria without being transformed into ponies

>>29953791
Hide your shitty thread

>>29953796
Hide yours newfag

>rape

>>29953791
call me a degenerate, but that Fluttershy makes my dick tingle

>>29953791
die again

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>>29953791
>that Rainbow Dash

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>even if you throw away your beta and actually talk to them, you will never be a part of their small group of close friends
>you will be just some background friend that gets less than a minue of spotlight and will never have any close relationship with any of them

>>29953879
Heh, as if I don't know the way into their hearts

>do something evil
>get ass beat
>cry
>say I don't have friends
>it's now their job to be my friend

>>29953791
>bang aj
>neck my self
>hope for hooves

>>29953950
kek, this
just let em do theire job

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>>29953875
>>29953953
>die again
>wake up in pic related

>>29953791
Nail Pinkie, Nail Vinyl and then fucking run.

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>>29953958
>implying I wouldn't a cute diva cockerspaniel

>>29953994
That's a cocker spaniel? That doesn't look like a cocker spaniel.

>>29953950
okay, that would work like charm

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>>29953791
Try again. This time I'll aim for outer heaven.

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>>29953958
what would be the next level?

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>>29954016

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>>29954041

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>>29954067

>>29953958
I get to listen to my favorite actors voice every day instead of every now and again so it is not to bad.

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>>29953791
>no hooves

>>29953791
If I'm in Equestria why are they humanoid?

>>29953791
Find out if bleach works after I'm already dead

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>>29953791
Kill myself

>>29953791
Die again

Maybe I can get the real Equestria this time.

>>29953791
I fuck every one of them, and Sunset Shimmer
also, that is one manly Rarity

>>29953791
look for Shimmy

>>29953958
I can live with this.

>>29953791
Why Rara always look like a man?

>>29954067
You're just making thing worse, Anon, you will end up in G3 Equestria.

>>29956669
that's ok. If I keep going maybe I will end up back in g1. it's no g4 but at least it is not g3.

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>>29953791
Day Of Retribution