What do Earth Ponies have that Unicorns and Pegasi don't?

A criminal record

>>29950208
Unicorns have the highest crime rate and you know it.

>>29950378
No because they're smart enough to not get caught

>>29950378
>This is what mud ponies actually believe

>>29950184
Physical strength. Pinkie, Maud, Applejack are good examples of this. Also, that freaky strong filly is one too I think.

Also, a green thumb, but unicorns can also magic plants into being. it's only been shown that Earth ponies can maybe a couple times.

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>>29950184
BREEDING
HIPS

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>>29950429
This

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>>29950385
>>29950387
If the other two races had telekinesis, they'd frequently commit crimes too. It would be a fantastically useful skill to humans and it's a dozen times more so for hooved quadrupeds. Frankly, it's not even fair. Unicorns can rob whichever non-Unicorn they feel like.

>>29950401
And what if you're an Earth Pony mare, (which presumably are somewhat less strong than stallions,) or the type of bookish/nerdy person who doesn't CARE about physical strength? What abilities do such people have that can make them not 100% inferior to everybody?

Frankly if I had super strength in real life, I would never use it. It's not a super power I remotely care for. So if I was born as an Earth Pony... I would have nothing. I would have to live my whole life knowing that I am objectively worse than everyone around me, no matter how hard I try.

It's sad. Earth Ponies shouldn't be this way. It's hard to showcase a lack of something... But they need something more.

they should have higher IQ

>>29950184
A tighter pussy.

>>29950184
I like to believe earth ponies have superior strength. I mean, Flurry was able to lift up a filly in the hospital without magic. Not above her like, but when she teleported behind the pillow then pushed it forward effortlessly.

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>>29950652
>Frankly if I had super strength in real life, I would never use it

>>29950563
>bigger asses are automatically better
There is a limit before it just looks stupid.

>>29950678
>recognises that alicorns are earth ponies just as much as they are pegasi and unicorns
maaa niggga

>>29950707
I know right, that's so relieving to read.

>>29950707
You mean there are people who don't believe that? I know physically it doesn't change much but going by real world example, you can have an eventual hybrid of a hyena, wolf and dog.

It'd like saying that hybrid contained no hyena in it.

>>29950652
>Frankly if I had super strength in real life, I would never use it. It's not a super power I remotely care for.

I mean, this is your choice and all, but you are a colossal faggot.

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>>29950730
>It'd like saying that hybrid contained no hyena in it.
this should be a new catchphrase of /mlp/

>>29950744
Not really.

Give it a week. Super strength will lose practically all novelty. Oh boy, I can PUNCH things SUPER HARD now. What fun. What a useful skill to have in everyday life.

Super strength is fucking useless and stupid. It's just normal human physical abilities BUT STRONGER.

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>>29950184
They have an affinity to the earth and nature, so you can argue that they can specialize to things such as metallurgy, ceramics, and agriculture.
With all this and their industrious nature, it is my headcannon that they are the drivers of civilization.

Magnetic hooves would be useful, but then that would really fuck over Pegasi as being the only race that must pick stuff up in their mouth.

>>29950563
If Redheart was a unicorn, she would probably be my waifu.

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>>29951002
D- DELETE THIS!!

>>29951052
Im sorry, but it's hard for me to be attracted to a pony that can't use magic.

>>29951072
Realtalk I'm all for not segregating anybody but if there's ONE time for segregation, it's that non-Unicorns should be banned from being surgeons.

>>29950785
You're also leaving out the tremendous stamina that comes with that super strength. Yes, it's one thing to be able to lift a colossal amount of weight, but it's another thing entirely to be able to lift that weight repetitively. That's why it's the number of repetitions in the workout that matter, not just the amount lifted.

That's why Applejack has, objectively, the best ass. Bucking those apples day in and day out, never tiring due to her superior Earth Pony strength and stamina to shape and tone that apple bottom.

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>>29950184
Super Strength and plant powers.

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>>29951072
fuck you, horns and wings are ugly

>>29951089
fair

>>29951196
I love the little things they add like this.

>>29951213
I would still date her

>>29951213
>>29951219
I want to surprise her with that dress on a date

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>>29951253
She is a cutie.

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>>29951196
>you will never surprise her by buying her that dress

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>>29950429
this

>>29950184
They exist, and unlike the others they are more human. From the moment they are born the world will be against them and they will accept that fact without question. Their only trial is that they succeed. Nothing more, nothing less. But when you have ponies who are given the ability to fly or do magic THAT alone is their world. They won't strive for a broader ambition and will only seek to perfect their natural equipment. This becomes their weakness, but it doesn't stop there. If for some unknown reason they happen to lose that limb or become a cripple they lose sight of their original goal and will be conflicted with constant self brought degradation. You ask for what the earth ponies have that the other don't, but you never intended to give them a fair chance because you never saw one yourself. It's their natural tenacity that drives them OP and that's what makes them strong.