Would you buy her a coffee?
Gas all Glimmerfags
Kill all mobilefags
>>29944503
Yeah, I guess I would, not sure we'd get along very well though... she seems like a super hardcore libcuck.
>>29944503
Nope.
I don't know why they dressed her like a liberal.
It's kinda off putting.
>>29944503
>>29944524
>>29944527
Think of the hot hate sex that could come out of this
>>29944545
I don't get it.
>>29944551
Didn't you post about hate sex with Starlight in another thread?
>>29944503
No. I'd splash coffee in her face.
Then drive away in my BMW.
>>29944563
We had something good going until the deletion
I'd buy Sunset Shimmer a coffee instead
>>29944735
Sunset would be too full from her daily dose of stallion spunk
>>29944503
Not sure if I'd ask her what the difference between a jew and a pizza is, or if I'd take her to coffee and try to redpill her. Even though I hate GlimGlam I find her kinda cute in this style.
>>29944735
I'd give anything to be able to buy her a coffee
>>29944752
Shut up
>>29944638
What was that thread even deleted? It was entertaining.
>>29944503
No
/thread
>>29944917
>/threading your own post
how to spot a newfag
>>29944918
its only /thread for me.
>>29944625
>Not buying a Vanilla latte to drink infront of her from inside your BMW
>>29946784
>"You know that thing you drive around in is giving off poisonous fumes and choking people"
"Like how you choked on this dick last night?"
>>29944503
only if it's a boiling hot coffee, then I'd splash it in her face, slit her throat and shit down her neck as she takes her final gasps of air
>>29946849
Are you alright? Do you need to sit down?
>>29946849
Wew lad
No, but I'd buy ponyGlim one.
>>29946849
Just stop.
>grabs you by the balls
>"So Anon, how do you feel about a woman being in charge of you?"
>>29944503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjVTWcgRJdM
>>29946993
Only Trixie gets to grab my nutsack.
>>29946993
Do you feel in charge?
>>29946849
Yes, and then we'll sit together in a Starbucks and have a deep conversation about global warming
>>29947354
I want to piss on her face, then rip off her ears, make her eat them while shoving a broom up her ass
>>29948159
Post this in their general so they'll stop shitting their fuck awful OC all over the rest of the board
>>29944527
Exactly what i was thinking.
Starlight Glimmer is one of the most feminine ponies in MLP but she looks like a tomboy in this fan art.
>>29948191
>tomboy
>long hair
she looks more like a femboy
>>29948173
but then they'll think it's one of those erotic green prompts for a writefag
>>29948198
Better it's in their general than in the dozen or so shitpost threads they work to keep on the catalog
>>29946993
It's alright.
>rape
good idea anon.